Death Battle
The time for Yugi's execution has been delayed.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:00:49 PM
No.149554258
>>149555203
If you want to be extremely feat focused, this would be Goku's best direct feat in terms of damage he has done (though perhaps mitigated or enhanced by Beerus deflecting Goku's punch).
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:00:50 PM
No.149554259
>>149554203 (OP)
Yugi literally doesn't lose this unless they gigawank Ash's pokemon to beyond Kratos levels
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:01:07 PM
No.149554262
>>149554393
>>149554502
Post a single feat of Yugioh's duel monsters. Just one
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:01:32 PM
No.149554267
>>149554203 (OP)
Dark Magician equipped with magic formula solos the pokeverse
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:01:38 PM
No.149554269
>>149554251
Supe's concubine is so pretty....
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:02:47 PM
No.149554285
>>149554438
If your favorite character doesn't have a testosterone fueled, adrenaline inducing, raw ass, DB track/commission, they are certified FODDER and don't belong on these sacred halls
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:04:06 PM
No.149554301
Yugi's feats outside of scaling and statements?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:05:12 PM
No.149554316
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:05:25 PM
No.149554320
>>149554361
>Instantly kills Ash's entire team
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:05:28 PM
No.149554321
Luffy can't get a stiffy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:06:45 PM
No.149554337
>>149556143
>>149554330
We already had Proto Goku (Wukong) stomp Proto Superman (Hercules)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:07:06 PM
No.149554341
>>149554330
>stage two: bargaining
>>149554320
Again, what's stopping Ash from stopping that with another attack? The "it looks instantaneous in gameplay" is retarded
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:09:25 PM
No.149554370
>>149554392
>>149554681
Is Ruby vs Maka gonna be any good? It was way too high on the kickstarter for such a simple matchup
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:09:35 PM
No.149554371
>>149554407
>>149554361
Show me Ash instantly stopping any hax. Show me any instance of this spell not hitting instantly.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:09:37 PM
No.149554373
>>149554361
The swords of revealing light that Yugi also played
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:10:37 PM
No.149554390
Eventually you motherfuckers will run out of characters that even make sense to pair. Who the fuck wants to discuss about a god damn kid with pets with minimal skills and a dude who uses a mystical cardgame and some hacky magic to cheat? how are they going to fight? Ash is going to tell charizard to buttfuck yami while he trows cards at him and tries to mind break a fucking dragon already in someone control?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:10:50 PM
No.149554392
>>149554370
Maybe we'll get a nice animation out of it like Shigaraki VS Mahito but that's about it. Everyone knows Ruby gets steamrolled outside of Kratosura tier nonsense and scaling Ruby to Blazblue and DC
>>149554262
>i-it doesn't count
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:11:28 PM
No.149554400
>>149554414
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:11:47 PM
No.149554407
>>149554371
>Show me any instance of this spell not hitting instantly.
The burden of proof is on you bucko, show me, without muh gameplay, the attack doing that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:16 PM
No.149554414
>>149554400
>You are now realizing who is behind simonposting
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:38 PM
No.149554418
>>149554871
>>149554393
It counts but it wasn't an actual moon. At best the moon was the size of the giant. At worst it's the size of Yugi's head.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:59 PM
No.149554422
>>149554378
>Jonathan Crane's victim out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:13:19 PM
No.149554424
>>149554478
>>149557051
>Acid resistance
>Radiation resistance
>General damage resistance
Does your HERO pass this thest?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:13:24 PM
No.149554426
>>149554393
>He destroyed..a rock!!!
>FUARK!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:14:12 PM
No.149554438
>>149554530
>>149554285
>DB track/commission
most tracks are dogshit because most matchups are dogshit
literally why the fuck does Squidward and Bakugo have a fight track when Squidward stomps so fucking hard it genuinely isn't worth talking about? and that's BEFORE you give him KRAKATOAAAA
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:15:45 PM
No.149554457
>>149554361
the effect takes place immediately unless it's chained into or otherwise countered, and Ash has no potential source of chaining
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:16:30 PM
No.149554463
>>149554522
>>149554378
MHAbros...I don't feel too good...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:14 PM
No.149554472
>>149554393
There's a card of that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:18 PM
No.149554474
>>149554203 (OP)
I'm so fucking hungry right now bros. I overslept and couldn't make breakfast
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:19 PM
No.149554476
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:21 PM
No.149554478
>>149557051
>>149554424
>some random cosplaying skank
who cares, she jobs to the cock
nobody can beat the cock.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:18:55 PM
No.149554500
>>149554543
>>149554569
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:19:05 PM
No.149554502
>>149554535
>>149554262
Why? Yugi himself used to regularly mindbreak and kill people with Egyptian curses.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:19:47 PM
No.149554510
Ulquiorra vs illidan is my currently most wanted match besides metal vs bass
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:19:59 PM
No.149554513
>>149554378
He solos Class 1-A and the pro heroes btw.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:20:22 PM
No.149554515
>>149554539
Proof that Naruto was been held down in the power level circles all this time. Naruto is only 1000 times weaker than Freeza's final form according to ChatGPT.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:20:53 PM
No.149554522
>>149554607
>>149554463
yeah, the presence of someone so weak compared to even mha fodder feels kind of offputting. can someone like mineta blink in his direction and get rid of him already
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:21:07 PM
No.149554525
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:21:19 PM
No.149554530
>>149554438
Most commissions are awful but there's still some gems like Flash Back, God fears you, Devil in U, taming the beast within, and the new Valentine vs Armstrong track.
>>149554502
I'm beginning to doubt retards like you who claim this have even watched the show. Early Yami punishes evil people in unique ways for cheating in fucking games. Something like the mind crush he does to Kaiba isn't even intended to harm him. It's clearing out the evil in his heart. Even then, Kaiba gets out of it pretty quickly. None of those magic tricks would work on Ash
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:22:11 PM
No.149554539
>>149554515
Didn't Freeza bust planet Bejita in his first form?
>>149554500
>Superman is so relatable because he's also Clark Kent, a mild mannered and misunderstood reporter with a big secret!
>Is actually a 6'7'' 330lbs roidtranny with a chiseled jawline that you can sharpen swords with
Is DC for real?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:22:31 PM
No.149554544
>>149554613
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:23:42 PM
No.149554560
>>149554535
He kills a kid with a vial of nitroglycerin over his place at a culture festival. Maybe try actually reading it?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:24:05 PM
No.149554567
>>149554591
If Death Battle sees the card effects one to one then Yugi stomps. If spells are dodgeable by any means then Yugi gets stomped.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:24:15 PM
No.149554569
>>149554500
>Peter's cum killed MJ in one timeline
Did that happen to Clark too? Like wouldn't his cum shoot like bullets or have some cancer potential thanks to being sun charged?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:24:19 PM
No.149554572
>>149554543
He's literally me.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:25:16 PM
No.149554584
>>149554621
>>149554625
>>149554535
ash literally got possessed by an ancient evil magic king and wasn't capable of breaking free until all of his friends got together to break him out and used magic of their own to counter it (that ash doesn't have) and then at the end of the episode ash was criticized because his stupidity and naivete let him be possessed
how about you watch your own show pokefag
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:25:52 PM
No.149554591
>>149554629
>>149555071
>>149554567
>Ash literally wins by going "nuh uh" like that annoying dipshit on the playground with the everything-proof shield
yeah great fight glad we spent all that time waiting for Kratosura again
>>149554522
MINETA NO! MYSTERIO TRICKED YOU, THATS DEKU YOU'RE ATTACKING!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:27:39 PM
No.149554613
>>149554544
No lies detected.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:28:00 PM
No.149554620
>>149554634
>>149554535
I'm beginning to think retards like you have only watched the Toei and Gallop anime. Maybe try reading the manga.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:28:03 PM
No.149554621
>>149554658
>>149554584
Post Yami-Yugi possessing someone that isn't Yugi.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:28:35 PM
No.149554625
>>149554584
That didn't happen at all, he got rid of that because he started seething about being called a coward
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:29:02 PM
No.149554629
>>149554591
ashfags are too busy watching the episdoes where Ash crossdresses
>>149554607
Have you ever considered the fact that Mineta isn't fooled and wants Deku dead
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:29:26 PM
No.149554634
>>149554620
>But the guy with the vodka!!
Yeah, Ash is going to douse himself in gasoline and let Yugi toss a match on him.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:29:47 PM
No.149554641
>>149554741
>>149556166
>>149554607
oh whoops. sorry deku! didn't mean to throw a grape your way!
Anyway, uh, Gaysterio or whatever your name is. Your tricks suck and you're a fraud. Try not to kill yourself fagg- oh...
Billy
7/25/2025, 8:30:26 PM
No.149554649
>>149554203 (OP)
Ash is a bitch that lost to a lv 1000 worm
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:30:32 PM
No.149554650
>>149554672
I'm tired of defending Naruto. This Bleach guy is too powerful.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:30:34 PM
No.149554652
>>149554677
>>149554251
I wish this fag would stop shilling Bison and WHOthena so much, I donβt care for his wank bank and Bison shouldnβt be wasted on a fetish match.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:31:31 PM
No.149554658
>>149554692
>>149554696
>>149554621
>ash can only win if you just go 'NUH UH YUGIOH CHARACTERS CAN'T DO WHAT THEY SAY AND HAVE SHOWN TO BE ABLE TO DO'
the pokefag buck breaking is going to be fun to watch
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:31:44 PM
No.149554661
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:32:32 PM
No.149554672
>>149554650
BleachSAARβ¦
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:32:46 PM
No.149554676
>>149554330
Maybe stop trying to make that retard beat Superman then, both characters have a million matchups yet Gokufags only want to see him die trying to beat Koslovβs cocksleeve.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:32:59 PM
No.149554677
>>149554652
He is a mentally ill shipperfag who is also responsible for anywhere between 20-40% of Goku crossover cuckshit but he has other characters like this too.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:33:15 PM
No.149554681
>>149554370
It has historical significance for Ben and Chad so they'll probably make a big deal about it, quality depends on who's animating.
At the very least, I can say that Ash has a bunch of cute girls around that're willing to nurse his wounds and ego after he gets his ass kicked. Who does Yugi have to go back to after a battle? Tea? Rebecca? Both shit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:33:50 PM
No.149554692
>>149554718
>>149554658
>No feats
Statementsissy...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:34:06 PM
No.149554696
>>149554658
>"Ash would lose if Yugi does this"
>Can Yugi do that?
>Uh...you weren't supposed to ask that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:34:37 PM
No.149554701
>>149554728
>>149555628
>>149554682
ash threw all of them away so he could fuck animals
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:34:59 PM
No.149554707
>>149554758
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:35:18 PM
No.149554712
>>149554203 (OP)
Yugi, tu serΓ‘s el primero en morir mΓ‘s vale que estΓ©s preparado.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:35:49 PM
No.149554718
>>149554692
but enough about Pokemon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:15 PM
No.149554728
>>149554701
Girls are into that too. Just means they have more haremmates.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:35 PM
No.149554733
I STATE that my hero is the strongest btw
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:41 PM
No.149554736
>>149554682
Tea went to nyc to become a "dancer"
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:43 PM
No.149554737
>>149554843
>>149554361
>Don't use gameplay!!!
>Meanwhile Ashfags are trying their best to use gameplay/pokedex entries
Let's be real, without the videoganes Ash's anime is a cartoon. That's still favorable to Yugi. Yugi has dealt with Toons already.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:45 PM
No.149554739
>Ash casually TANKS Charizard's flamethrower
Post Yugi tanking anything stronger than a teenage boy's punch
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:47 PM
No.149554741
>>149554767
>>149554641
MINETA NO! THAT WASNT MYSTERIO EITHER! IF ONLY WE HAD SOME ILLUSION RESISTANCE WE COULD STOP HIM
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:37:14 PM
No.149554748
>>149554757
>>149554781
>>149554330
Should have sent the RENNY ROO instead
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:38:35 PM
No.149554757
>>149554748
>Send [guy that got his ass beat by a Goku thatβs weaker than Heroes Goku]
Huh?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:38:38 PM
No.149554758
>>149554707
>He may be 5 feet wide and 300+ lbs but he hunches to look a puny 6'3''!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:39:00 PM
No.149554767
>>149554780
>>149554741
um....no, deku, looks like he's pretty clearly dead. i didn't mean to be such a bully bull to him...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:39:05 PM
No.149554769
>>149554790
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:39:13 PM
No.149554770
>>149554203 (OP)
>BRING ME LEONA
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:40:09 PM
No.149554780
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:40:10 PM
No.149554781
>>149554804
>>149554748
>Jiren
They call him 007
0 feats
0 won Tournaments of Power
7 spics shitposting about him until time stops
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:40:50 PM
No.149554790
>>149554769
don't worry I'll deal with him
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:41:28 PM
No.149554794
>>149554803
ok but hulk is actually weaker than ssj3
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:41:29 PM
No.149554795
I think illidan may lose this one. Ulq has better options for speed with sonido and his stat enhancers with his transformations. Illidan should be more powerful outright with his attacks and he may be able to regen pretty good from ulqs attacks but ulq just has way better regen and speed. He could force feed illidan into having to take so many lances it would eventually wear him down.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:42:05 PM
No.149554803
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:42:12 PM
No.149554804
>>149554830
>>149554781
>Shook infinity with brap
>Made Beerus poop his pants
>Broke though a time cage and ascended past the very concept of time
>Was able to fill the infinite void with his ki
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:42:21 PM
No.149554805
>>149554818
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:42:59 PM
No.149554818
>>149554805
now take her clothes off.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:43:08 PM
No.149554821
>>149554832
>Bully bull
Good morning sar!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:43:55 PM
No.149554830
>>149554804
yeah and he lost to a freaky alien genotype and a funny monkey just punching him really hard like it was Deku fighting Miles
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:44:05 PM
No.149554832
>>149554821
greetings form new delhi saar! mysteriobro btw!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:44:17 PM
No.149554833
Shadow solos Bejita btw
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:44:45 PM
No.149554840
>>149554869
>>149554878
I genuinely don't understand what Ash is supposed to do about traps and spells.
Even when you can play as Yugi in live action games like Jump Force and Jump Ultimate Stars he can still use those, so you can't just pretend it's a monster only battle.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:44:48 PM
No.149554841
>>149554876
>>149554956
>Kylejeet is here
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:45:10 PM
No.149554843
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:46:06 PM
No.149554860
Shadow. Planet. NOW.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:14 PM
No.149554869
>>149554840
>I genuinely don't understand what Ash is supposed to do about traps and spells.
Nothing. At best he has preventative measures but wonder/magic guard aren't even present in his team's abilities
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:26 PM
No.149554871
>>149554903
>>149554418
>At best the moon was the size of the giant. At worst it's the size of Yugi's head
Wrong.
Their size is relatives to the equipment used for the holograms. That page shows the glass that is making that hologram, theholograns will obviously fit inside that small cube.
In Battle City, Kaiba created a light remote system. It occupied the volume of a street.
Monsters that were small inside the glass cube became bigger on the street. In the movie, Kaiba put his technology in a stadium and summon a Dragon from outer space.
Downplaying the moon feat because of the technology is ridiculous. We all know these cards are monsters and their powers. There is a moon card because there is a Moon in a spirit world, and that Moon was summoned there.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:43 PM
No.149554876
>>149554887
>>149554841
Reminder the simoncuck is also a decuck.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:53 PM
No.149554878
>>149555113
>>149554840
i mean the idea is that ash is ''''''faster''''''' if you ignore the fact that one of the canonically fastest pokemon in universe struggles to accelerate past the speed of sound or things like deep eyes white dragon flying from the sun to earth in seconds
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:48:30 PM
No.149554887
>>149554949
>>149554876
Simon cuck is dekuck who is a /dbs/cuck
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:49:52 PM
No.149554903
>>149554907
>>149554928
>>149554871
>Well LATER this happened!!
Bad argument. Also every shot you see the moon is nowhere near the size of the actual moon. It's a small building level feat.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:50:14 PM
No.149554906
>>149554914
>>149555746
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:50:18 PM
No.149554907
>>149554922
>>149554903
oh so like basically all of ash's feats then
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:51:23 PM
No.149554914
>>149554931
>>149554943
>>149554906
Chiaotzu couldn't even physically damage Nappa with his self-destruction
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:51:46 PM
No.149554917
>>149554924
>gapes Kratos
>gapes Goku
>gapes Hulk
BOUNDLESS BEASTS!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:52:25 PM
No.149554922
>>149554948
>>149554907
If we're talking about season 1 Ash, sure.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:52:34 PM
No.149554924
>>149554930
>>149554917
But Kratos won against the bear...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:52:52 PM
No.149554928
>>149554940
>>149554903
>Bad argument
You know that's BS. Your attempt at dismissing the varying size of the cards is laughable. You know that that destroys your argument.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:53:08 PM
No.149554930
>>149554942
>>149554924
shut the fuck up
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:53:14 PM
No.149554931
>>149554914
Dragon Ball characters are busted even if you only use the original Manga for scaling.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:14 PM
No.149554940
>>149555012
>>149554928
There is no instance where the size of that moon being ACTUAL moon size. You're unironically coping telling me if the hologram was bigger then it would be moon size. It doesn't happen though.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:20 PM
No.149554942
>>149554930
>tr/an/ny gets blown out and has a melty
/an/ used to be good...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:30 PM
No.149554943
>>149554914
Dame really? Let me fix it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:47 PM
No.149554948
>>149555069
>>149554922
because he surely gains better feats in later seasons
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:55 PM
No.149554949
>>149554963
>>149554977
>>149554887
>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMON
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:55:45 PM
No.149554956
>>149554962
>>149554977
>>149554841
>KYLEKYLEKYLE
Literally out of nowhere btw.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:56:20 PM
No.149554962
>>149555760
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:56:26 PM
No.149554963
>>149554949
Literally out of nowhere btw.
at least my verse It's still multiversal...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:57:53 PM
No.149554977
>>149554987
>>149555046
>>149554949
>>149554956
Simon's a cuckold with Kratos-tier statements and Kyle's a loser and a canon jobber. Get the fuck over yourselves or just die in a murder-suicide already.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:58:16 PM
No.149554982
>>149554968
someone has to clean out the shit from peach's anus so CHADser can enjoy it without getting poopdick
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:58:46 PM
No.149554987
>>149555009
>>149554977
β¦ both of whom effortlessly gape your favorite verse.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:59:04 PM
No.149554990
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:00:12 PM
No.149555004
We DON'T use AI slop to make fun of listtroon. We do it the old fashioned way so that he leaves again.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:00:27 PM
No.149555009
>>149555017
>>149554987
No one gives a fuck about your spic headcanon about which of your two favorite losers scales better than fucking Miles Morales. Kill yourself already so we can be spared of your autistic screeching.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:00:58 PM
No.149555012
>>149555052
>>149555218
>>149554940
>coping
you know that throughout all the series we see bigger monsters because the technology improved, right? The Norse Gods dwarf any Egyptian God, We got a Dyson Sphere but It would be nonsense to think They are stronger than the Egyptian Gods. Size doesn't matter.
Look man. That happened, Giant Soldier is Moon level. There is even a card about it. Just Look at the size of those monsters.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:01:17 PM
No.149555017
>>149555039
>>149555009
>Complete meltdown
KWAB!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:01:26 PM
No.149555021
>>149555415
>>149554968
>There will never be a King Mario and Queen Peach
Staple characters within the halls of /dbg/ AKA The main protagonists
>Superman
>Goku
>Hal
>Bajita
>Kratos
Why do people post like like Ash getting up after getting hit by a car and carrying bags of cement while running like any of this is impressive or useful in relative ternms?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:02:44 PM
No.149555035
>Bajita
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:03:04 PM
No.149555036
>Fajita
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:03:04 PM
No.149555039
>>149555017
How ironic of you to say this when it's pretty obvious you're just upset no one cares about your dilation station matchup.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:03:26 PM
No.149555042
>>149555065
>>149555029
>Kratos
β¦βs master Asura.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:03:44 PM
No.149555046
>>149555056
>>149555064
>>149554977
>Kratos-tier statements
Even if you downplay him, dealing with galaxy shurikens is way above Gaytos.
>>149555012
The Giant Soldier is the size of a building in that picture. The moon is incredibly close to him and isn't covering the entire sky. It's not the actual moon. Learn 2 perspective
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:04:50 PM
No.149555056
>>149555046
That anon is merely seething because his favorite character gets obliterated by base Simon.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:04:53 PM
No.149555058
>punches all of MHA to the moon
>yfw during Ruby's analysis and they start talking DC scaling.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:05:25 PM
No.149555063
>>149555033
because apparently Ash is going to singlehandedly wrestle Exodia to the floor or some shit, idk ask Ashfags they probably already forgot that Digimon have actual feats compared to them as well
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:05:55 PM
No.149555064
>>149555046
That anon is just seething because his favorite verse gets obliterated by base Kyle Rayner.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:05:57 PM
No.149555065
>>149555194
>>149555042
Asura is too irrelevant funnily enough as he's only ever brought up in the context of Kratos
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:06:14 PM
No.149555069
>>149555197
>>149554948
So how exactly is this an antifeat if that's what you were trying to argue?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:06:21 PM
No.149555070
>>149555060
my wife CUTEby will win
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:06:22 PM
No.149555071
>>149555106
>>149554591
>going "nuh uh" like that annoying dipshit on the playground with the everything-proof shield
yugi out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:06:36 PM
No.149555073
>TRAPPED and BETRAYED at work with nothing to do
It's one of those days
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:00 PM
No.149555076
>>149555111
>>149555060
>β¦which would be irrelevant since she'd either scale to nerfed DC characters or AU DC characters
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:05 PM
No.149555080
>>149555088
>>149555029
>Bejita
>Guy who is only ever brought up for joke falseflags
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:58 PM
No.149555088
>>149555080
Every show needs a comic relief
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:08:14 PM
No.149555092
>>149555160
>>149555162
>>149555052
Now you are coping. That Moon appears in other cards.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:09:10 PM
No.149555106
>>149555071
>ashfag has to delude himself ONCE AGAIN
this is why no one likes you
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:09:14 PM
No.149555110
>>149555165
>>149555199
>>149555033
It's because Pokefags got really really fucking mad when Tai started beating the shit out of Red in their fight. And to his credit, Ash does have better physical feats than regular Yugi, even if it's pretty clearly not intended by the show creators and tends to just come from weird cartoon shit or from Pokemon sizes and weights being game-accurate which they often just aren't.
But Pokefags are still smarting from the now decade old ass gaping they got from Digichads and want a scene where Ash punches Yugi or something, even if Yugi would kill him well beforehand or could use something like Duel Armor to physically overpower Ash anyway
>>149555060
>>149555076
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE BASE-BATGOS PLEASE WE GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149554878
I'm sure you can prove Yugi's monsters are faster, right?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:10:19 PM
No.149555126
>>149555033
They are still mad about Taichi and haven't moved in to the current battlefield
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:10:20 PM
No.149555129
>>149555029
Hal has gone threads without ever being brought up, and when he is it's usually only to be like
>Someone posts something pedophile related
>People respond "Hal..."
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:10:57 PM
No.149555137
>>149555157
>>149555165
>>149555111
That's completely unfair
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:12:19 PM
No.149555146
>>149555029
>Main protagonist
>Main protagonist
>Not even a side character
>Side character
>Main protagonist
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:12:54 PM
No.149555154
>>149555164
>>149555797
>the average VS debater fears Digimon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:14 PM
No.149555157
>>149555169
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:23 PM
No.149555160
>>149555218
>>149555092
So the Giant Soldier of Stone reaching up with its sword is 238900 miles tall? That's crazy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:27 PM
No.149555162
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:42 PM
No.149555164
>>149555275
>>149555154
Pokemon will get an expansion to challenge them someday, any day now...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:46 PM
No.149555165
>>149555110
personally I think neither should die in their fight because that's fucking stupid anyways
>>149555137
yeah it's unfair for Batman and he'd still win
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:14:00 PM
No.149555169
>>149555220
>>149555157
Which is still unfair since base-BatGOS is above fiction
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:14:07 PM
No.149555174
>>149555211
>>149555113
oh wow, he's....running really quickly in circles?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:14:46 PM
No.149555183
>>149555537
I know Ashbros, our trusty Corphish will do the trick
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:22 PM
No.149555194
>>149555214
>>149555065
>he's only ever brought up in the context of Kratos
And characters that have impressive consistent feats too, I guess also characters that were robbed a rightful win. This is a good thing since being a staple character of /dbg/ means youβre 99% getting bombarded with extreme amounts of cuckposts and gay porn.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:24 PM
No.149555195
>>149555207
Post Ash destroying a moon.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:30 PM
No.149555196
>>149555113
how many pokemon are even shown to be faster than Mach 1? also Ashninja's best feat is ALMOST beating something before losing that form permanently
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:33 PM
No.149555197
>>149555069
falling like 100 feet and getting hurt by it is like a wall tier feat
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:37 PM
No.149555199
>>149555110
Anime has Toon Force. That's it. It's not different from classic Tom & Jerry.
This won't help against Yugi.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:58 PM
No.149555202
>>149555232
>>149555113
So why am I supposed to think this is more remarkable than lightning speed?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:16:03 PM
No.149555203
>>149554258
i once wrote a fanfction where goku lifts all 12 dimensions and tells beerus that this is his weakest canon feat. mind you he was in base form and the fact that he said canon feat makes it canon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:16:16 PM
No.149555207
>>149555222
>>149555195
Post Yugi actually destroying a moon
>>149555174
>This level of deflecting
Post speed
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:03 PM
No.149555214
>>149555194
>βCuckyβfag tried and failed to cuckpost Asura a while ago
Maybe itβs for the best.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:09 PM
No.149555218
>>149555353
>>149555160
Are you saying this card
>>149555012 cannot work?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:12 PM
No.149555220
>>149555244
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:20 PM
No.149555222
>>149555207
Already did.
->b-but-
Already did.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:33 PM
No.149555227
>>149555211
Yugi can just mind break Ash and instantly kill him
Which upcoming match ups would have the most potential for cuckposting?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:45 PM
No.149555232
>>149555202
>this is more remarkable than lightning speed?
Post it then
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:17:55 PM
No.149555233
>>149555211
oh wow, they're moving...not even faster than the speed of sound!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:02 PM
No.149555244
>>149555220
>He doesnβt know
>>149555239
>>149555211
FUUUUUUUUARKKK 310 MPH? HOLY SHIT POKEMON IS SO FAST!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:33 PM
No.149555256
>>149555211
FINE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEATS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:37 PM
No.149555258
>>149555313
>>149557784
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:43 PM
No.149555259
>>149555239
>Still can't post any speed feat
Woa
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:10 PM
No.149555266
>>149555295
>>149555228
Favorite character?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:33 PM
No.149555275
>>149555164
Pokemon already got their pity win back when Lucario vs Renamon happened
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:43 PM
No.149555277
>>149555361
>>149555029
>Kratos
>Protagonist
More like main antagonist
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:53 PM
No.149555279
>>149555292
>>149555308
>>149555228
If you try hard enough all of them
>Bruce's love interests vs Whoever Zilla fucked to get Jr.
>Ash's harem vs Tea
>Columbo's wife vs Misa or L
>Gru's wife vs Megamind's gf
>Katara vs whoever gacha slop is romantically into
>Ruby's harem vs Maka's harem
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:37 PM
No.149555288
>>149555113
But can you move in circles while destroying 1000 armies? Checkmate atheist.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:53 PM
No.149555290
>>149555294
>>149555255
Post a Yugioh monster that is faster
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:57 PM
No.149555292
>>149555310
>>149555279
Jr is adopted, only biological son of Godzilla is Fillius but he's more like a clone then a son
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:22:16 PM
No.149555295
>>149555266
Ichigo Ichigosson of Planet Ichigo.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:22:25 PM
No.149555298
>>149555321
>>149555335
>>149555239
>>149555255
Still waiting for speed feats
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:23:35 PM
No.149555308
>>149555323
>>149555279
Tea never stood a chance the america comment sealed her fate
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:23:37 PM
No.149555309
>>149555294
>Went from Earth to space in less than 30 seconds
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:23:38 PM
No.149555310
>>149555345
>>149555292
What about Godzookie?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:05 PM
No.149555313
>>149555258
K. Rool vs Malenia when?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:42 PM
No.149555318
>>149555294
OH NO NO NO NO NO POKEKS WE GOT TO COCKY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:44 PM
No.149555319
Can Atem do this?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:47 PM
No.149555321
>>149555844
>>149555298
wow, dragonite-sama, you're...maybe a little faster than twice the speed of sound! i'm so proud of you little guy!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:50 PM
No.149555322
>>149555402
>>149555029
Goku, Superman, Kratos and Sonic are brought up almost every thread, they are the main characters. Bejita, Invincible and Hal are comedic relief. Thor and Reimu used to come up relatively often but I think their characterfags either gave up or switched characters. Hulk and Godzilla are the focus of the current arc. Beyonder got retconned out of the plot.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:56 PM
No.149555323
>>149555308
You people are mind broken to just hear the word "America" and immediately think
>BBC KEKOLDRY
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:57 PM
No.149555324
>>149555294
no not like that
The entire Pokemon verse
7/25/2025, 9:25:45 PM
No.149555332
>>149555294
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:25:57 PM
No.149555335
>>149555298
No you aren't lol
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:30 PM
No.149555341
>>149555356
One guy constantly arguing for the sake of arguing
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:47 PM
No.149555345
>>149555310
mystery relative
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:50 PM
No.149555347
>>149555398
>>149555294
>cyberverse feat
Shit flinging aside I don't think even know how yugi would fight ash. Would it be like Pharoah yugi summoning the Egyptian gods + dark magician?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:56 PM
No.149555348
>>149555652
>>149554682
YGO is YGO. Most of it is just boys. Why do you think it's got so many fujos caring about it?
Admittedly it sure as hell doesn't fucking help that the YGO protags never fucking go for any girl even when they're hot, Judai goes for a goddamn futa of all things.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:58 PM
No.149555349
>>149555294
NO WE SHOULDNβT HAVE PROVOKED THE YUGICHADS WITH OUR SLOW FEATS WE JUST SEALED OUR FATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:02 PM
No.149555350
>>149555294
>Speed feat ON TOP OF cloud displacement
OH
MY
SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:03 PM
No.149555351
>>149554203 (OP)
Can she femdom Thor?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:12 PM
No.149555353
>>149555218
It works but it is not the moon. The Giant Soldier would need to be 238k miles tall to reach the fucking actual moon. He's obviously not. He doesn't have an extendo-sword. Destroying a boulder that big is impressive but it's not moon level.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:13 PM
No.149555354
>>149555113
>anon has no considered the fact that cards are in a enclosed space at less than 1 meter to each, and whose attacks will either destroy the target or get them destroyed
Let's ignore the fact that Duelists can react to beams to activate their trap cards. Listen, you don't need speed here. But as an anon pointed earlier, Deep-Eyes is faster than anything in yugioh
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:26 PM
No.149555356
>>149555341
>Bleachmelty
>Kratos posts stop appearing
I'm sensing a pattern
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:55 PM
No.149555360
I want to fuck Dragonite
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:55 PM
No.149555361
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:07 PM
No.149555363
>>149555294
Poketards we got too cockyβ¦β¦β¦.
>W-well, Pokebros, at least we have our lightning dodging fea-AAAAACKKKKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etlu2QHde5c&t=1m33s
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:13 PM
No.149555365
>>149555413
>>149555294
>All those samefag replies
Now post Yugi's monster doing this.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:15 PM
No.149555366
>>149555400
>>149555211
When Pokefags post shit like this, what is their point of reference? What about this looks remarkable to them?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:29:27 PM
No.149555382
>>149555364
>an actual FTL feat
NNNNOOOOO ASHKEKS
U-UM BRING OUT THE DIALGA SCALING! THE PALKIA SCALING! THE ARCEUS SCALING PLEASE I NEED IMMEASURABLE SPEED HELP HEEEEEELP
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:30:45 PM
No.149555398
>>149555454
>>149555947
>>149555347
Atem will make Ash play a penalty game and the "game" is just shooting yourself in the head.
The entire Pokemon verse
7/25/2025, 9:30:50 PM
No.149555399
>>149555364
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:30:55 PM
No.149555400
>>149555366
The problem is that most Pokefag fights largely look like this, so when the animators decide to use more than 1% of the budget that's mostly allocated to Yakuza money laundering Pokefag's minds are completely blown especially since Pokefags very rarely engage with any other kind of media outside of Pokemon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:31:03 PM
No.149555402
>>149555322
Thorbro posting, I'm just kind of busy and don't post as much in the threads anymore, might come back closer to Hulkzilla's release.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:31:08 PM
No.149555404
>>149555424
>>149555364
...is this supposed to be impressive?
Ash
7/25/2025, 9:31:52 PM
No.149555412
>>149555364
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:00 PM
No.149555413
>>149555467
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:03 PM
No.149555415
>>149555021
Well there would never be in the first place. It would be King-Consort Mario and Queen Peach since Mario would have not been from where Royalty flows.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:37 PM
No.149555424
>>149555457
>>149555404
'flying between planets' speed is very impressive when compared to 'struggles to reach supersonic levels' yes
Pikachu
7/25/2025, 9:32:59 PM
No.149555426
>>149555364
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:13 PM
No.149555443
>>149554203 (OP)
Have they figured out the difference between 'a character dodging a laser vs 'the laser missed' yet?
>>149555398
>Pegasus did this because Keith cheated in a card game
First off, every single penalty is because someone cheated. Ash would not do this. Second, Yugi has not done this. Relying on chainscaling is fucking sad.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:59 PM
No.149555455
>>149555364
>Pokefags brag about subsonic speed feats as if theyβre supposed to be impressive
>Yugi-GOD with his big balls smacks them all down with a fucking FTL feat
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:35:13 PM
No.149555457
>>149555424
>flying between planets
Ah yes, how could I miss that from the scene where it didn't come from space, how it wasn't shown landing and how it was already behind Kaiba
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:35:17 PM
No.149555459
>>149555468
I CANNOT OKAY I JUST CAN'T
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:35:47 PM
No.149555463
>>149555479
>>149555489
Post one speed feat from Yugioh that even comes CLOSE to this.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:36:00 PM
No.149555467
>>149556494
>>149555413
>This one time he temporarily used Kaiba's monster
If we're going by one time team ups then Ash should get every Pokemon he's temporarily teamed up with.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:36:02 PM
No.149555468
>>149555459
Pokefags when asked to post impressive speed featsβ¦
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:37:16 PM
No.149555479
>>149555463
FUARK that must beβ¦β¦ NOT EVEN BULLET LEVEL SPEED!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:37:29 PM
No.149555483
Ash vs yugi will end up being a fist fight between them. And you cant tell me ash wouldnt rip off yugis head.
>Main protagonists
-Goku
-Superman
-Thumbnail anon
>Main antagonists
-Kratos
-Nikoschizo
-Lopibats (season 1 antagonist)
-DoctorGreen
-Koslov
>Secondary characters
-Vegeta
-Hal Jordan
-Jiren
-Broly
-Thor
>Main characters of this current arc
-Hulk
-Godzilla
-Athena
-Outliers (Rip)
>Main antagonists of this current arc
-Kratos
-Faggot obsessed with Listroon
-Grey
>Current ongoing rivalry
-Deku Vs Peter
-Mina Vs The Viltrum Empire
-Tsuyu Vs All of Marvel's street tiers
>Ancient rivalries and characters from former arcs that still appear from time to time
-Reimu vs Everyone (Touhou Jumping Arc)
-Thor Vs DC and Dragon Ball (Thor's Takeover of /dbg/)
-Makima Vs Gojo (Waifufag multi thread meltdown saga)
-Gojo vs everyone (Strongest hero Saga)
-DIO Vs Alucard (Vampire Rumble saga)
-Simon Vs Kyle (Will of the Drill Saga)
-Simon vs The entirely of DC (Will of the Drill fallout)
-Simon Vs Yukari (Start of the Touhou Jumping Saga)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:37:58 PM
No.149555489
>>149555463
FUUUUCKKK no wonder why all the Pokefags say Ash will blitz Yugi! Yugibros I think we're cooked!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:39:05 PM
No.149555499
>Yugiohsisters still only relying on statements
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:39:51 PM
No.149555512
>Ashkeks coping over their inability to deny the FTL feat
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:40:36 PM
No.149555521
>>149555544
>>149555547
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:41:35 PM
No.149555532
>>149555581
reminder that machamp only beat goro because of statements that it could push a mountain and they speculated on literally nothing that machamp fight each other in the wild (even though they're pokemon that can only evolve by trading)
and that's literally the closest pokemon has come to an actual legitimate win
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:42:01 PM
No.149555537
>>149555183
The thing that jobbed to Misty's Politoed after Ash became world champion?... fuck it's so over
Are the cards themselves in yugioh indestructible? Could Ash burn or wet them with one of his mons?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:42:31 PM
No.149555544
>>149555521
Too many arcs to count, and they always come at random, not in a ordered way like the time We got two thread full of Touhou slander or the whole thread of Mina feaudcheking everyone without acid resistance feats
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:42:48 PM
No.149555547
>>149555697
>>149555521
Sonic only exists to be a punching bag or rival, there is no inbetween and heβs usually the former, bit hard to classify a character like that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:43:01 PM
No.149555556
>>149555488
>t. Listroon
I mean, you made a list.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:43:22 PM
No.149555562
>>149555542
Yes, they're made out of statementper
Pokemon
7/25/2025, 9:44:09 PM
No.149555572
>>149555364
It is over....Digimon, monster rancher...Yes you, even you Palworld...I am sorry for everything *dies*
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:44:50 PM
No.149555578
>>149555364
Pokeks it is so incredibly beyond overβ¦β¦β¦.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:45:03 PM
No.149555581
>>149555617
>>149555532
>pokemon can only evolve via trading
We see wild machamp in the wild
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:45:20 PM
No.149555588
>>149555595
>>149555454
>First off, every single penalty is because someone cheated. Ash would not do this
Both Ash and Yugi are dirty fucking cheaters
>>149555588
Post Ash cheating in a Pokemon battle
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:10 PM
No.149555608
>>149555111
What if Batman actually killed Blake here?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:24 PM
No.149555615
>>149555643
>>149555979
>>149554682
Who needs cute girls when you can just become the cute girl?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:45 PM
No.149555617
>>149555581
there is a single game where machamp are found in the wild (legends arceus) and it came out long after that episode
>pokeks conflating game and anime canon as they want to make themselves stronger and ignore any antifeats or contradictions
a tale as old as time
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:52 PM
No.149555619
>>149555648
>>149555595
>Aim for the horn!
>inb4 strategy
No that shit's just fucking retarded
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:48:25 PM
No.149555628
>>149555644
>>149554701
What does Pikapussy feel like?
>Ash let's play a game together
>Okay
>Nuh-uh-uh. In my game you are not allowed to use Pokemon, you are not allowed to wear hats and you cannot be Ash Ketchum!
>Penalty!
>Makes Ash shoot himself in the head
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:48:37 PM
No.149555635
>>149554682
>Posts a Pokemon lusting after Ash
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:49:17 PM
No.149555643
>>149555968
>>149555615
Diamond and Pearl is the only acceptable one because he still looks like a boy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:49:18 PM
No.149555644
>>149555979
>>149555628
dunno, that's a male one
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:49:38 PM
No.149555648
>>149555619
>NOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT MY POKEMON IN A POKEMON BATTLE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:49:38 PM
No.149555649
>>149554543
I think Richard Donner is the only one to pull off the switch somewhat convincingly.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:49:46 PM
No.149555651
>>149555663
>>149555634
Yugi wouldnβt do this.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:50:02 PM
No.149555652
>>149555804
>>149555348
>Judai goes for a goddamn futa
W-What???
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:50:38 PM
No.149555663
>>149555673
>>149555651
Why not? It's a Death Battle. Sometimes contestants are OOC. Yugi and Ash wouldn't kill each other.
>>149555663
Post Yugi punishing someone before they even got to make a move.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:52:25 PM
No.149555683
>>149555634
Yugi would do this because it's a death battle
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:52:43 PM
No.149555688
>>149555710
>>149555673
He can just make a game where that's the rule. If Ash breaks it, he kills himself.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:52:57 PM
No.149555691
>>149555734
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:53:00 PM
No.149555694
>>149555673
I-I-I-Iβ¦β¦β¦.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:53:11 PM
No.149555697
>>149555726
>>149555547
You literally just described Goku itt, anon.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:05 PM
No.149555707
>>149555917
Whats stopping ash from just shooting yugi?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:08 PM
No.149555710
>>149555688
>He can just make a game where he might as well not bother playing in the first place
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:16 PM
No.149555713
>>149555595
>sprinkler system.png
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:39 PM
No.149555719
>>149555488
>Athena
Only listtroon even knows who that is
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:41 PM
No.149555720
>>149555744
>>149555763
>>149555595
>him using the sprinklers against Brock
>him using a roided Pikachu against Wattson
>him recalling his confused Corphish to its pokeball and immediately sending it back in vs Annabel
>hugging Charizard and Squirtle to snap them out of confusion for a minute each vs Brandon
>him exiting a battlefield against Elesa to get more Pokemon mid battle even though he already entered the match with a set number of Pokemon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:54:59 PM
No.149555724
>Gengar flies up to Atem
>Grabs his spirit and Yugi's soul
>Flies away
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:55:11 PM
No.149555726
>>149555697
What can I say? Super Saiyan wasnβt the only thing Sonic was inspired by.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:56:00 PM
No.149555733
>>149554607
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANAL BEADS!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:56:14 PM
No.149555734
>>149555691
Invincibros...
RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:57:03 PM
No.149555744
>>149555720
Was Ash ever disqualified for any of those?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:57:09 PM
No.149555746
>>149554906
What about the brain damage?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:14 PM
No.149555760
>>149554962
IT'S ME
THE LIGHTBRINGER
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:29 PM
No.149555763
>>149555720
>>him using a roided Pikachu against Wattson
>>him recalling his confused Corphish to its pokeball and immediately sending it back in vs Annabel
>>hugging Charizard and Squirtle to snap them out of confusion for a minute each vs Brandon
>>him exiting a battlefield against Elesa to get more Pokemon mid battle even though he already entered the match with a set number of Pokemon
WTF
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:10 PM
No.149555768
Ashbros...We've always been cheaters...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:00:29 PM
No.149555797
>>149555154
Has a Pokemon ever almost caused a global nuclear war? I didn't think so.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:00:41 PM
No.149555802
Yugi would allow Ash to cheat because heβs the better men.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:00:49 PM
No.149555804
>>149555845
>>149555652
Yandere childhood imaginary friend that nearly destroyed the multiverse because she loved Judai too much
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:01:48 PM
No.149555815
>>149555829
>>149555844
Do I have to break out the dex entries? Donβt make me break out the dex entries.
>B-B-BUT
Quiet, dog. Vacate the premises to yonder kennel, lest you tempt mine wrath.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:02:44 PM
No.149555829
>>149555880
>>149555815
If Ash gets stuff non canon to him Yugi gets his non canon 4kids commissioned anime arc
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:03:01 PM
No.149555830
>>149555488
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:03:49 PM
No.149555840
What if Godzilla was named GYATTzilla and he had a big ahh dumpy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:04:15 PM
No.149555843
>>149555859
>>149555673
didn't he do it to that pedophile guy?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:04:37 PM
No.149555844
>>149555874
>>149555984
>>149555815
>Do I have to break out the dex entries
looks like anons already have
>>149555255
>>149555321
pretty impressive stuff pokebro! maybe you might reach hypersonic at this rate!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:04:43 PM
No.149555845
>>149555865
>>149555804
This Arc was never meant to happen but Yugioh's Author felt that Judai was too carefree.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:04:59 PM
No.149555851
>>149555899
ANY STREET TIERS AROUND!?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:05:38 PM
No.149555859
>>149555875
>>149555843
Post Yugi punishing a morally righteous man before they got to make a move.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:05:53 PM
No.149555865
>>149555845
gee man the second season was literally about white power creating a cult and then attempting to blow up Earth
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:06:34 PM
No.149555874
>>149555844
Post any of Yugi's monsters speed feats
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:06:35 PM
No.149555875
>>149555909
>>149555859
>ash
>morally righteous
>man
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:06:51 PM
No.149555880
>>149555933
>>149555829
Then Ash would get his non-canon WB stuff like Superman and Terry in his team or surviving a playing cards with Batman's rogues
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:07:59 PM
No.149555899
>>149555987
>>149555851
I heard you like bullying street tiers.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:08:46 PM
No.149555909
>>149555928
>>149555875
Yes.
>B-B-But
HEROsh and Yugi wouldnβt even fight to the death in normal circumstances.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:08:54 PM
No.149555911
>>149556453
>>149555364
But why is it sexy though?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:00 PM
No.149555915
>>149555999
>yugi summons Slifer
>none of Ash's Pokemon have an attack stat over 2000
>any Pokemon Ash sends out gets instantly wiped out
lmao gg pokefags
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:05 PM
No.149555917
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:46 PM
No.149555928
>>149556008
>>149555909
I'll just set aside the 'morally righteous' for a second to focus on the 'man'
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:48 PM
No.149555930
>>149555488
I still side with Alucard, but honestly a more fitting match would have probably been him vs. Castlevania Dracula.
DIO has other plausible matches people bring up, but I expect they're probably saving his Heaven Ascension form for something in the future.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:54 PM
No.149555931
>>149555364
>MY WAIFU IS STRONGER THAN YOUR YUGI
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:55 PM
No.149555933
>>149555952
>>149555880
Bobobo
Jump Force
Jump Super/Ultimate Stars
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:10:00 PM
No.149555935
>>149555948
>>149555052
>The Giant Soldier is the size of a building in that picture
Maybe the buildings are just really tall. Have you considered that?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:10:37 PM
No.149555943
Charizard WILL go 0-3
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:10:55 PM
No.149555947
>>149555398
What was even the game? Russian Roulette?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:03 PM
No.149555948
>>149555969
>>149555935
Tall enough to each the moon?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:42 PM
No.149555952
>>149555933
Superman still wins
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:56 PM
No.149555959
>>149556006
>>149555542
Just throw those bitches into the ocean like Weevill did to Yugi's Exodia.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:12:57 PM
No.149555968
>>149555643
Sun and Moon and Advanced are also making me feel... things.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:12:59 PM
No.149555969
>>149555948
It's a world where beings like Ruin and Demise exist. Why not space elevator buildings?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:13:58 PM
No.149555979
>>149555634
see
>>149555615
>>149555644
Then what does Pikabussy feel like?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:14:29 PM
No.149555982
>>149556009
>>149555542
You can rip them in half like Kaiba does to Blue eyes, but some of them are protected by magic
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:14:47 PM
No.149555984
>>149555844
Post one of Yugiβs monsters that can survive Magcargo. You CANNOT.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:15:10 PM
No.149555987
>>149555899
A battle of the bunny ears.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:15:10 PM
No.149555988
>>149556017
>>149556356
>>149555454
>First off, every single penalty is because someone cheated.
That's objectively wrong. I will remind you again of the time Yugi manifested nitroglycerin out of nothing and made that the central focus of a game of air hockey.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:16:12 PM
No.149555999
>>149555915
>is also the executive producer at 4kids
>can just cancel or censor Ash's show into oblivion
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:17:06 PM
No.149556006
>>149556049
>>149555959
>summon the Ancient Egyptian tablets still buried somewhere
>conjure them from a memory
>do whatever Kaiba did
>do whatever Judai, Yuya, etc. do
Done.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:17:12 PM
No.149556008
>>149556028
>>149555928
Frankly I think it's gay if you wouldn't that Ash.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:17:18 PM
No.149556009
>>149555982
He literally has the god of the sun
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:18:07 PM
No.149556017
>>149555988
>I will remind you again of the time Yugi manifested nitroglycerin out of nothing and made that the central focus of a game of air hockey.
Yugi wins by manifesting Pokeballs.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:19:08 PM
No.149556028
>>149556031
>>149556008
>Frankly I think it's gay if you wouldn't that Ash
Goh...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:19:45 PM
No.149556031
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:21:02 PM
No.149556049
>>149556392
>>149556006
>If you give Yugi enough prep time to go across the world and if you give him abilities he doesn't have then he would win
Why are brown femboys so much better than white ones?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:26:31 PM
No.149556109
>>149556160
>>149556094
how did you escape from your cage Vegeta?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:27 PM
No.149556122
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:51 PM
No.149556129
>>149556179
>>149556388
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:28:27 PM
No.149556138
>>149556321
>>149555454
Chapter 2's die game didn't involve any cheating. The producer throwing the die at Yugi didn't break any sort of rules. It was just rude and led to him objectively losing.
Chapter 3's karaoke game didn't involve any sort of cheating or foul play, just bad luck on the opponent's part.
Chapter 4 didn't involve any cheating. Yugi started the game full well knowing that the murderer could use his index finger as per the rules.
Chapter 5, the chloroform game. No cheating.
I could keep going.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:28:48 PM
No.149556143
>>149554337
Proto Superman is Moses and Sampson though
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:10 PM
No.149556157
>>149556178
Told you guys Hulkzilla would be the downfall of these threads when it happened.
Thor
7/25/2025, 10:30:18 PM
No.149556160
>>149556109
We finally agreed in something.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:47 PM
No.149556166
>>149554641
Kevin smith didnβt have to write all that about himself
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:56 PM
No.149556169
>>149556194
Bring me the black kweens of Midgard NOW
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:34 PM
No.149556174
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:44 PM
No.149556178
>>149556214
>>149556298
>>149556157
Ashcucks being BTFO after posting some of the most non-feats ever is just the average Friday here
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:46 PM
No.149556179
>>149556129
Listtroonbros...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:33:03 PM
No.149556194
>>149556169
BY O-DIZZLE'S FADE
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:33:10 PM
No.149556195
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:34:54 PM
No.149556212
>>149556094
Nulyβ¦β¦. Would never say this because he prefers white femboys.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:35:02 PM
No.149556214
>>149556225
>>149556178
As opposed to Yugi's....statements
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:36:03 PM
No.149556225
>>149556253
>>149556214
>statements
But enough about Pokemon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:36:19 PM
No.149556227
>Ashkek delusions
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:36:48 PM
No.149556233
>>149554535
Kaiba was in his second coma for months, the first time Yugi sent him to the duel monsters graveyard for like one night and which motivated him to make the hologram tech and Death-T
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:05 PM
No.149556253
>>149556499
>>149556499
>>149556225
>No u
Sad. Post Yugi holding something heavier than a deck of cards. Post Yugi's monsters destroying anything physical.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:32 PM
No.149556260
Yu-melty-Oh!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:32 PM
No.149556261
>SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:55 PM
No.149556269
all these βheroesβ badly need a true hero like Kratos to teach themβ¦
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:39:20 PM
No.149556278
Pokemelty gotta seethe at em all!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:40:02 PM
No.149556283
>>149556305
>>149556320
Why does /dbs/ infest this place
I just want to argue about Death Battle without the baggage.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:18 PM
No.149556298
>>149556469
>>149556507
>>149556178
Still waiting
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:57 PM
No.149556305
>>149556283
>/dbg/
>/dbs/
nigga it's a one letter difference
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:42:27 PM
No.149556311
>>149555364
Pokesissiesβ¦β¦..
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:43:41 PM
No.149556320
>>149556283
>literally retarded manchildren smashing their toys together
Gee, I wonder.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:43:44 PM
No.149556321
>>149556353
>>149556138
>chapter 6
If anything, Yugi cheated.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:43:54 PM
No.149556324
>All of Yugiohs feats are literal canonical holograms
So one thundershock will solo Yugi
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:48 PM
No.149556353
>>149556411
>>149556321
What kind of actual retard would agree to these terms? I'm taking that puck and chucking it at his head, which already looks like it's in the process of exploding.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:46:04 PM
No.149556356
>>149556363
>>149556498
>>149555988
How does an ancient pharaoh know about nitroglycerin? He doesn't remember his past.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:46:48 PM
No.149556363
>>149556422
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:30 PM
No.149556374
>imagine jobbing during third impact
>imagine not being able to beat a blue haired schoolgirl
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:48:35 PM
No.149556388
>>149556129
For the record I'm not actually Listroon, even if I made a list.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:48:56 PM
No.149556392
>>149556420
>>149556049
>the tablets can be summoned from afar and travel ftl (no preptime)
>ability everyone has explicitly, Yugi does it too, even Joey
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:49:56 PM
No.149556411
>>149556547
>>149556353
>I'm taking that puck and chucking it at his head, which already looks like it's in the process of exploding.
Someone tried to stab Yugi in the first chapter during a game. It didn't work.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:50:18 PM
No.149556420
>>149556524
>>149556392
>posts no examples of it happening
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:50:20 PM
No.149556422
>>149556464
>>149556363
>He doesn't remember his past.
Seriously. He knows shit He shouldn't know, He is a Master of things He didn't know, He manifest things out of thin air.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:52:50 PM
No.149556453
>>149555911
Itβs Kaibaβs wife
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:53:40 PM
No.149556464
>>149556422
I always just assumed the Pharaoh shares some level of Yugi's knowledge.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:54:12 PM
No.149556469
>>149556298
>a pokemon gets fucked up by a piece of wood
Incredible stuff, really
>pokek is so slow he couldn't see the speed feats posted earlier and has to post some logs
Sasuga
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:55:55 PM
No.149556494
>>149556537
>>149555467
people are already wanking he gets the sun lion
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:55:58 PM
No.149556496
>>149555060
AI is demonic
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:19 PM
No.149556498
>>149556356
Same way an ancient pharaoh knows how to skateboard or do yo-yo tricks incredibly well.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:19 PM
No.149556499
>>149556524
>>149556253
These tablets in the temple... gets summoned out of the temple. checkmate atheistx2
>>149556253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2AvFuho_A&t=625s x3
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:27 PM
No.149556502
>>149556565
>>149555454
That isnβt true he did just use magic once to turn his teachers makeup into a jigsaw puzzle and explode it off her face because she was fucking with Honda.
Pegasus also wasnβt even involved with the game Keith cheated in aside from watching. Bakura also does this shit all the time in the anime without games.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:34 PM
No.149556507
>>149556522
>>149556523
>>149556298
Cute brown shota. I would.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:20 PM
No.149556522
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:20 PM
No.149556523
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:22 PM
No.149556524
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:58:22 PM
No.149556537
>>149556572
>>149556494
>Sun Lion.
>When Pharaohs have RA on his side.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:58:48 PM
No.149556541
Pokesisters I donβt think weβre gonna win this matchβ¦β¦
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:07 PM
No.149556547
>>149556669
>>149556411
Oh no, I'm not agreeing to any terms.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:50 PM
No.149556565
>>149556502
>That isnβt true he did just use magic once to turn his teachers makeup into a jigsaw puzzle and explode it off her face because she was fucking with Honda
Imagine if Yugi uses that on Ash.
>Ash suddenly ages 26 years
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:01:17 PM
No.149556572
>>149556537
and his Pikaman would STILL be his strongest mon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:01:53 PM
No.149556578
>>149556610
>>149555542
With the current duel disk the cards are all hard light holograms constructed from the users memories.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:03:18 PM
No.149556600
>>149556649
>>149554203 (OP)
Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace than Shitku?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:06 PM
No.149556610
>>149556694
>>149556578
Post Yugi using that duel disk
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:18 PM
No.149556614
>>149556593
Deku could barely beat Miles.
>>149556593
Deku very easily beat Miles but Yugi with lore scaling is almost Digimon-tier bullshit
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:07:05 PM
No.149556649
>>149556600
Fire KINGdrant
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:00 PM
No.149556664
>>149556691
>>149556699
Whose cosmology is DB gonna wank higher, Ash or Yugiβs? Which character specifically are they more likely to suck off?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:05 PM
No.149556666
>>149556637
Can Deku beat Diaboromon with control of the entire world's nuclear arsenal?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:17 PM
No.149556669
>>149556710
>>149556547
It actually doesn't matter what you agree to. The game starts when he says it does. He's even made penalty games for people that didn't know even know they were playing his game.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:17 PM
No.149556670
>>149556861
>>149556637
Lore scaling like "if the holograms were moon sized then the monsters would be moon busters"
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:11 PM
No.149556681
>>149556706
>>149556735
>>149556637
>brainless parroting bullshit
How's my shit taste, faggot?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:38 PM
No.149556691
>>149556921
>>149556664
>Which character specifically are they more likely to suck off?
Ash because Pokemon's record is atrocious in DB.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:57 PM
No.149556694
>>149556610
He uses it in his duel with Kaiba in DSoD
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:10:16 PM
No.149556699
>>149556664
Ash and Ash since scalingsissies get hyperbolic levels of dicksucking to make it seem like the fight isn't completely one-sided
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:10:45 PM
No.149556706
>>149556732
>>149556681
>This visibly perturbed
KEKYROODY
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:11:00 PM
No.149556710
>>149556738
>>149556746
>>149556669
What an ancient Egyptian cunt.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:11:32 PM
No.149556718
>talking about scaling
>when that's all you got
Kek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:35 PM
No.149556732
>>149556815
>>149556706
Hope your dangerously lethal amounts of cognitive dissonances sees this post, bro
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:42 PM
No.149556735
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:03 PM
No.149556738
>>149556710
Yeah, the first game even points out that Ushio canβt control his body properly during the game just to force him to stab himself as hard as he can.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:34 PM
No.149556746
>>149556784
>>149556710
Chapter 7. He turns a jigsaw puzzle into a penalty game without saying anything and punishes his victim for completing it. Admittedly, he didn't do anything too harsh, but it's shows he's more than capable, if he wants to.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:15:56 PM
No.149556784
>>149556746
Canβt forget Shadiβs favorite game either, if the scale moves you get eaten by an alligator spirit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:22 PM
No.149556789
>>149556813
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:14 PM
No.149556813
>>149556911
>>149556789
Deku doesn't believe in responsibility. He's only in it for the money and to worship his hero vicariously through his hero's quirk. The amount of actual, genuine heroes in MHA can be counted on one hand.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:24 PM
No.149556815
>>149556847
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:59 PM
No.149556821
>>149556900
>>149556593
Deku can't even beat my cock
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:24 PM
No.149556847
>>149556894
>>149556815
>y-you too
I don't think the hulkfags or the bleachfag are going to take too kindly to you stealing the "most embarrassing loser of the thread" award.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:47 PM
No.149556861
>>149556880
>>149556670
>Still insisting that speed and size matter in yugiHAX.
You lost.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:56 PM
No.149556880
>>149556861
Post a monster destroying a moon larger than Yugi's head
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:51 PM
No.149556894
>>149556926
>>149556847
That can't be given to me when you're still fuming over nothing
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:25:18 PM
No.149556900
>>149557043
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:25:44 PM
No.149556911
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:22 PM
No.149556921
>>149556979
>>149556691
>they outright broke the rules of the show and prevented Renamon from reaching her peak to lose to Lucario which is inarguably the clearest example of a pity win in the show's history
>they literally made shit up during Goro vs Machamp to get Machamp to win and the song for the fight even plays the Lance theme at the end
It's so funny how Pokeks get pandered to so hard. Red and Charizard dying wasn't even that particularly brutal by early DB standards beyond it being a bit bloody, Silver Samurai and Hulk got worse but nobody complains about those faggots
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.149556926
>>149556984
>>149556894
Damn bitch, quit cryin' bitch! You're not outerversal enough to handle Dekuks and Gokeks coming after you for taking the "most pathetic arguments in the thread" award too!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:28:26 PM
No.149556947
Kay I did a few, will revisit Lucina/Grovyle and maybe Ryu love interest x Superman. Some Celcia too.
Y-Y-Yugi-sama please give my hero Ash a RESPECTFUL death I canβt handle the possibility of it being full of gore thatβs too TOXIC for my pokebab sensitivitiesβ¦β¦..
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:31:17 PM
No.149556979
>>149556921
Even if Ash loses Iβm expecting him to get his dick sucked so hard they deglove it in the analysis.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:31:30 PM
No.149556984
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:31:40 PM
No.149556985
>>149556999
>>149556954
Hot Take: Yugi and Ash shouldn't try to kill *each other* at all.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:37 PM
No.149556999
>>149556985
They shouldnβt but this isnβt that kind of show.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:36:09 PM
No.149557043
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:36:56 PM
No.149557051
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:38:42 PM
No.149557067
>>149557079
It's a shame they delayed the fight for Ruby vs Maka when nobody cares about them, if people cared about Ruby her show wouldn't have killed RT
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:39:53 PM
No.149557079
>>149557175
>>149557067
DB isn't even a part of RT anymore and that show is well past its relevance so it's anyone's guess why they're putting that shill shit back in
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:39:54 PM
No.149557083
>>149557114
>>149555294
AND HE'D BEAT GARY TOO
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:41:14 PM
No.149557100
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:41:21 PM
No.149557102
>>149557205
>>149557085
I deflect your dick with an improvised weapon then gut your genitals to help you transition into the woman you've always been
>>149557083
CHADba would GAPE KEKry
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:42:15 PM
No.149557118
>>149557085
I'm not a western media character, so that doesn't work on me.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:43:05 PM
No.149557128
>>149557186
>>149557114
Cabba would rape Sentry?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:44:05 PM
No.149557148
>>149557225
>muh traps
>muh scaling
>muh statements
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:44:16 PM
No.149557150
>>149557182
>>149557114
>Having Kaiba face a fodderjobber like Sentry
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:46:10 PM
No.149557175
>>149557200
>>149557265
>>149557079
Because Ben and Chad were friends with Monty and still want to do the match he requested them to do.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:46:59 PM
No.149557186
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:47:00 PM
No.149557187
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:47:46 PM
No.149557200
>>149557210
>>149557175
Hope it was worth wasting a slot on this dogshit just for his character to get gaped anyway
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:47:56 PM
No.149557205
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/25/2025, 11:48:05 PM
No.149557206
>i missed the shitposting
bruvas...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:48:21 PM
No.149557210
>>149557228
>>149557200
Well he's dead so I don't think he can weigh in
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:48:54 PM
No.149557225
>>149557285
>>149557148
Wow!...surely this small building busting tier feat will save me!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:48:55 PM
No.149557226
>>149557182
It should be something like Gary, but Kaiba murderizes him even worse than Yugi does to Ash so Kaiba is unironically too strong for all of his most thematically fitting match ups.
He would have to face something like Sasuke or other shonen rivals to keep it at all fair.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:49:01 PM
No.149557228
>>149557245
>>149557210
When the hell did he die? How did I not know about this? Damn I must have missed a lot
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:49:38 PM
No.149557240
>>149556954
>pikachu had his head eaten and his body put in a fucking blender
>venusaur mutilated and burned alive
>charizard had its wings ripped off and swallowed a hydro pump until it exploded
>charizard returns to get stabbed, have his wings ripped off again and be incinerated with his trainer
>mewtwo mind wiped shadow and stabbed him with a giant spoon
>lucario unceremoniously stabs renamon's neck and leaps away
>machamp removed all of goro's arms and gave him a thumbs up before blasting his body apart
I don't know man, Pokemon death battles don't work like that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:49:56 PM
No.149557245
>>149557251
>>149557228
Bro...
Monty's been dead for centuries now...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:50:26 PM
No.149557251
>>149557260
>>149557245
Well, I DID sleep for thousands of years...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:50:50 PM
No.149557254
>>149557279
>>149557182
Vegeta. The King of Salty Runbacks vs the Prince of Salty Seething.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:51:05 PM
No.149557260
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:51:32 PM
No.149557265
>>149557175
>friends
>Watched as certain idiots burned everything to the ground to get some brownie points from people that didn't want to spend money on RWBY
Fucking hell, like sure, things would have been the same with Monty since he did everything his girlfriend asked and started seething when many told him the voices were shit because they were his friends too but come on, that fight should have been when people still cared about RWBY and before they turned her and her friends into monsters that did more damage than the fucking big bad
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:51:57 PM
No.149557272
>>149557333
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:52:07 PM
No.149557279
>>149557300
>>149557254
Vegetabros we got this one easy! Finally a pity wi- I MEAN a worthy challenge!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:52:33 PM
No.149557285
>>149557372
>>149557225
I'm sure you can post some too, huh?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:53:39 PM
No.149557300
>>149557336
>>149557279
>inb4 composite Jump Force Kaiba
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:54:15 PM
No.149557309
>>149557343
I miss Kratos...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:54:32 PM
No.149557314
Who's his best match up?
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/25/2025, 11:54:57 PM
No.149557320
>>149557182
kaiba could flee into duel links, if you follow him he will mind fuck you and control. You need some multiversal shit to break free
Why can't Invinciblefags accept the fact that Mark is a Deku victim?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:56:11 PM
No.149557333
>>149557272
fucking based
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:56:13 PM
No.149557335
>>149557356
>>149557182
This motherfucker invented travel to the AFTERLIFE just so he could settle the score in a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:56:14 PM
No.149557336
>>149557300
>Composite Jump Force Max wank Kaiba
Even Zeno would be scared shitless.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:56:39 PM
No.149557343
>>149557503
>>149557309
Asura, you need to let go. It's been months since his hand broke upon punching you and then subsequently got infected, leading to a slow and easily avoidable death if he simply got treatment instead of going "KINGTOOOOOOOOS!" to himself.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:57:14 PM
No.149557352
>>149557432
>>149557182
I want to GAPE his little brother
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:57:24 PM
No.149557354
>>149557332
because you have yet to actually convince anyone of this lie
>>149557335
bitch he changed society to revolve around card games down to the fucking energy supply
kaiba is the most autistic character of all time
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:57:35 PM
No.149557358
>>149557332
We don't accept lies.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:01 PM
No.149557371
>>149557356
>changed the future
>BEYONDCAUSALITYba
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:06 PM
No.149557372
>>149557285
...yes, of course? Pokebro are you okay?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:30 PM
No.149557377
>>149557332
Because they refuse to accept the TRVTH NVKES
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/25/2025, 11:59:49 PM
No.149557381
>>149557415
>>149557367
not clicking that. is it gay?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:52 PM
No.149557385
>>149557367
I'm not clicking on AI generated pornographic image amalgams just so you can feel validated in your eternal quest to waste your own time.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:58 PM
No.149557387
>>149557413
>>149557356
This scene is so fucking funny. Kaiba was gonna lose to magic bullshit if he just did the sensible thing and attacked with Obelisk but his autism kicked in and he wanted to win with his favorite instead, making him win.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:00:54 AM
No.149557403
>>149557356
>I FUCKING LOVE MY DRAGON WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I always knew that I was right to have Kaiba as my favorite as a kid after Freaky Marik and the Mega Ultra Chicken, that is
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:43 AM
No.149557413
>>149557387
Kaiba genuinely doesn't give a fuck about gods and demons and all that shit. If it's not summonable on his side of the field, it's worth less than nothing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:48 AM
No.149557415
>>149557381
It's pretty gross and demented, but not gay.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:58 AM
No.149557417
>>149557461
>>149557356
Good call. Obelisk is the worst Egyptian God anyway.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:02:49 AM
No.149557431
Weren't Ashbros calling Zorc featless because no one was arguing the dumb universal shit for him?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RTvideos/comments/15vnvtk/f12_uh/
Lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:02:53 AM
No.149557432
>>149557352
Hal Jordan...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:03:21 AM
No.149557437
>>149557455
>>149557467
bring me all of pokΓ©mon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:03:56 AM
No.149557450
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:04:12 AM
No.149557455
>>149557437
>Kaiba when he meets Composite Dragon Ball in the Death Battle arena
>>149557417
Obelisk looks the coolest. The lamest one is Ra.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:05 AM
No.149557466
>>149557489
>>149557182
>Super rich
>Super autistic
>Super athletic
>Super smart
>Has a super loyal waifu that is also a giant dragon
How can ANYONE even compete?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:10 AM
No.149557467
>>149557437
>Jump Force Kabia
>Seto Third from Forbidden Memories
FUARK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:12 AM
No.149557468
>>149557493
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:10 AM
No.149557480
>>149557492
>>149557501
>>149557461
>*sacrifices all but 1 LP to fucking delete you*
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:41 AM
No.149557488
>Kaiba has the platonic ideal of BEWD as his wife
Outerversal feat?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:56 AM
No.149557489
>>149557513
>>149557466
it didn't take me long to find out he has real yumejoshis
https://xcancel.com/setokaibas
>BEYONDFICTIONba
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:08 AM
No.149557492
>>149557507
>>149557480
literally countered in the same battle that appears in
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:11 AM
No.149557493
>>149557468
>implying
Kaiba would say his favorite God card is fucking Blue Eyes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:43 AM
No.149557500
>>149557510
>>149557541
How fast/strong do Pokefags even think Ash is? All this wanking over muh statstomps but it's literally always the same "vaguely fast but there's tons of speed lines" "wall level explosion" type shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:53 AM
No.149557501
>>149557521
>>149557480
Doesn't it work on intervals of 1000 so that last 999 does nothing?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:06 AM
No.149557503
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:21 AM
No.149557507
>>149557492
Hold this fucking shiny golden brick because you didn't know the ancient Egyptian chant to make the card work
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:08:27 AM
No.149557509
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:31 AM
No.149557510
>>149557500
they think it's giganiggaversal because he flew across the water once and can lift pokemon and logs seldomly
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:57 AM
No.149557513
>>149557489
>Rude rival guy who is also handsome and tall
Obviously he has yumes. I wouldn't be surprised if he has the most yumes out of any of the OG YGO characters.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:21 AM
No.149557521
>>149557501
It's purely for style points
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:10:48 AM
No.149557533
>>149557563
>becomes a CEO of his own corporation in middle school, causing his adoptive father to jump out the board room window on the spot
>buys out the fucking mafia to get his three Blue Eyes cards
>destroys the only 4th to assure that his waifu will remain pure
>builds a theme park of death specifically for his enemy and his friends
>hires actual PMC soldiers to play electric chair laser tag with high school students
>Leatherface is literally on the KC payroll
>does the Tetris Execution from Danganronpa 2 a decade before DR becomes a thing
>pieces his own mind back together after getting mindraped by everyone's favorite psychopath kang, motivated on nothing more than the salty runback
>creates advanced hologram technology, personally improving on military designs for exclusive use in a trading card game
>master hacker, complete with a 90s CG virtual reality maze
>fully prepared to kill himself because "muh brother" and tells his rival to "use his cards to slit his throat"
>takes Croquet hostage with his own gun in the manga, strong arming Pegasus's goons for hours while sitting in a fancy room with Croquet's head under the lid of his attache case, and his boot on the lid
>the anime didn't let him do this, so he can now disarm a gunman who has the draw on him by flicking cards into the hammer of his gun, can also deflect bullets with his attache case like Captain fucking America
>finds out that he's actually the reincarnation of the strongest waifufag in Egypt, his dragon waifu is a qt. albino Egyptian that destiny demands he have a boner for
>sacrifices God to build his future
>builds said future on the destroyed factory of his adoptive father, just because
>tries to build an afterlife machine to get one last salty runback with his rival
>does not get erased by magic because his autism is too strong
>actually gets his runback right after everything in the whole movie tells him it's never going to happen
Name Kaiba's matchup NOW
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:52 AM
No.149557560
>>149557541
you know a lot about predditors, why don't you go back and stay there
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:09 AM
No.149557563
>>149557597
>>149557626
>>149557533
>>master hacker, complete with a 90s CG virtual reality maze
Lawnmower Man.
>I am GOD in this world!
>I only see a 4th rate hacker with a 3rd rate system!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:36 AM
No.149557567
>>149556954
>Ash just shatters like the monster destruction effect
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:42 AM
No.149557569
>>149557461
Ra is the biggest jobber of the 3, especially when it got TRAPPED and BETRAYED by some rando in GX
KINGtos
7/26/2025, 12:14:30 AM
No.149557582
>>149557541
H-Help... that Lanturn is teaching me how to be a better man...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:16:37 AM
No.149557597
>>149557631
>>149557563
Kaiba vs. COB himself
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:16:37 AM
No.149557598
Kamenriderbros, how is this match?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:16:50 AM
No.149557602
>>149557609
>>149557635
>>149557367
I'm not allowed click rule34 images anymore...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:17:38 AM
No.149557609
>>149557602
lol bong detected
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:15 AM
No.149557618
>>149557726
>>149558216
>>149557541
>pokemon ash always jobs to
Yup yup.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:39 AM
No.149557626
>>149557563
>SNEEDba vs COBson
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:55 AM
No.149557631
>>149557597
Kaiba would buy the sharty and ban COB, Total Kaiba Victory.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:19:19 AM
No.149557635
>>149557680
>>149557682
>>149557602
>ESL brit unable to look at porn
Good. Fix your country first THEN you can look at porn
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:21:37 AM
No.149557664
>>149557724
>>149557748
>>149556593
Deku can't beat Gojo or Sukuna. Domain Expansion GG
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:22:31 AM
No.149557680
>>149557703
>>149557635
Kaiba could buy the USA to be honest
is there any company he couldn't buy?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:22:38 AM
No.149557682
>>149557635
I recommend minivans
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:24:23 AM
No.149557703
>>149557733
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:38 AM
No.149557719
>Something, something Anon or redditor makes a post that some /dbs/fren doesn't like on 4chinz or reddit
>AI sloppa porn of Goku/Broly raping/cucking them less than 12 hours later
I've seen this happen easily 15 times so far. They've been at it a while too, longer than me.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:04 AM
No.149557724
>>149557748
>>149557664
The Comedian also whoops his ass and maybe Kenny if he brings out the elephant. FRAUDta with Gojo's power also does the trick. Despite O MY 7 QUIRKS Deku has shit all for hax except Gearshift which is a one-time use that nerfs him after it's finished
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:14 AM
No.149557726
>>149557618
>Ash is even weaker than DC man
Kekaroo.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:27:01 AM
No.149557733
>>149557751
>>149557703
kaiba corp runs the world by the time of gx/5d's, and he gets access to different universes through duel links. blackrock is nothing in comparison
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:28:31 AM
No.149557748
>>149557795
>>149557664
>>149557724
Deku could beat Sukuna, Takaba, and Kenny if you wank him to contintental and light speed by blitzing and pasting them, couldn't he? Gojo and Yutajo he's fucked because no hax, though.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:28:45 AM
No.149557751
>>149557733
>Kaiba canonically got rid of the Jews with Blue Eyes shaped missiles because they were fucking with his global card game utopia
Holy FUARK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:30:52 AM
No.149557784
>>149555258
Knuckles bros...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:31:35 AM
No.149557795
>>149557820
>>149557858
>>149557748
>Sukuna
Domain Expansion at the wrong time and Deku is in a blender. He can use it with or without a barrier. Also instant WCS if he's the version who fought FRAUDjo. Also contact Cleave is a bitch if he ever swaps hands.
>Takaba
It's a gag manga at that point, anon.
>Kenny
The elephant is his only hope. Maybe if he kept Mahito he could have used IT but that ship has sailed.
Yuki's got her fucking black hole but that's about it.
The whole 'deku scourge of the street-tiers' discourse comes off like some niggas mad at Miles getting blasted, so they're enacting a falseflag operation to try and hype deku up to be superduper mega strong so people pit him against hax he can't overcome, just so people go
>uh, retard? deku would get misted by so-and-so's instant-rape aura
it reads like social media-esque interaction baiting, where you intentionally say something wrong, so people dogpile you, except instead of earning pennies from a blue checkmark, you're achieving the ideal outcome of Deku getting gaped.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:33:20 AM
No.149557820
>>149557856
>>149557795
If Deku speedblitzes and pastes them then it wouldn't matter if they could blow up the world with a thought.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:10 AM
No.149557831
>>149557947
>Deku doesn't have any regeneration except a one time arm regrowth which needed Recovery Girl anyway
He's FUCKED
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:34:13 AM
No.149557832
>>149557809
>so people pit him against hax
so you want us to pit him against people without hax?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:44 AM
No.149557842
>>149557809
I think people just find the idea of Deku fighting Caillou and Peppa Pig funny dude
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:49 AM
No.149557848
I dont feel so good...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:35:12 AM
No.149557856
>>149557892
>>149557820
>speedblitzes and pastes
That's the problem, anon. Deku wouldn't open the fight with that. If he gets caught in a DE while he's charging Fa Jin or activating Gearshift, it's pretty much GG
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:35:21 AM
No.149557858
>>149557795
Yeah but if Deku statues them they can't do any of that lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:03 AM
No.149557868
>>149557884
>>149557809
>comes off like some niggas mad at Miles getting blasted
No one cared about miles vs deku outside of preddit. Also it's extremely fitting that you post such a terrible fucking character like John Shitcorn while on a soapbox complaining about a matchup between two terrible fucking characters.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:40 AM
No.149557880
>>149557888
>>149557809
Meh. Some people are assblasted, the rest just want to shit on Deku by calling him a baby seal clubbber.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:58 AM
No.149557884
>>149557910
>>149557868
>John Shitcorn
Perception check failed, you're already dead.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:37:08 AM
No.149557888
>>149557880
and some people just want porn
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:37:17 AM
No.149557892
>>149557944
>>149557856
IC Deku would talk them down and IC Sukuna would test Deku's strength because he seems strong, toss up depending on how long Sukuna tries hand to hand before jobbing. DB Deku could red mist them at a distance.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:37:22 AM
No.149557894
>>149557809
>he thinks we give a fuck about Peter Darker and aren't happy he didn't win
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:14 AM
No.149557910
>>149557927
>>149557884
No one cares about your gay ass reference and the fact you'd immediately jump to that is just as predictable as your shit taste. Find literally anything else to argue about kthnx
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:22 AM
No.149557912
Meguna with Maho and asspull WCS probably has the best chance of beating Deku.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:39:03 AM
No.149557927
>>149557934
>>149557910
t. dale victim
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:39:44 AM
No.149557934
>>149557990
>>149557927
you dropped your
>
so you look like this and say this
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:40:11 AM
No.149557944
>>149557972
>>149557892
Sukuna "tests" by murdering you unless you don't die, at which point he's curious. Danger Sense would be a major help, although it can only react to so many things at once.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:40:28 AM
No.149557947
>>149557962
>>149557831
>He's FUCKED
duh. have you not seen his fanarts? he's always fucked. lel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:16 AM
No.149557962
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:42:08 AM
No.149557972
>>149558020
>>149558096
>>149557944
Cleave and Dismantle would be avoided by Deku, no? Sukuna is too slow. He would sense no/low cursed energy and try and hand-to-hand him like he did with Maki to test his autism.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:07 AM
No.149557990
>>149558008
>>149557934
Unable to reconcile his own horrible fate at the hands of Dale Gribble, anon grasps at straws as his consciousness fades. Sad, but true.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:08 AM
No.149557991
>>149558032
>LOST his fucking quirk
>became a normal human because the main villain of the main manga stole it from him
>HEROichi THE SPIDERMAN HOAMGE motivated him to get back into heroing without a license
> trained like hell and became a BEAST that could oneshot villains with NORMAL HUMAN strength unlike DEKUck who couldn't lift a finger until promised the strongest power ever
>started doing good for the sake of it, beat the shit out of quirk users while being a normal man
>saved his daughter from mindrape by bees with a quirk
>taught Koichi, who was using his own powers without a license, the chops to get as strong as an actual pro, who saved an entire part of the city on his lonesome
MY FUWARKIGN HERO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmTF0SF8MA
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:56 AM
No.149558008
>>149558118
>>149557990
too late to save it now, dale victim. you genuinely can't argue worth a damn and neither can you shitpost. hope this helps you decide to pull the trigger, fatass!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:44:37 AM
No.149558020
>>149558252
>>149557972
How many cleaves and dismantles could Deku dodge? Sukuna can fucking spam the shit out of those, and they're all much faster than he is physically. Also, would he sense the OfA vestiges? They're kind of incarnated spirits possessing a host like he is. I think as soon as he sees 8 niggas in one teenager he's gonna whip out the DE. And if it's Meguna Deku's gonna get adaptcucked by Maho anyway since he won't be able to kill its regenerating ass in a single hit and most of his attacks are punching and kicking
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:45:37 AM
No.149558032
>>149557991
>feel good to GAPE some villains
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:46:24 AM
No.149558043
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:47:07 AM
No.149558056
>Sukuna starts jamming fingers down Deku's throat because it's already a clown car in there so what's one more to the party
Plus he's already used to eating other men's DNA.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:47:13 AM
No.149558057
>>149558110
>>149554682
I would fuck Latias' brains out every single night and be married instantly if she were real lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:03 AM
No.149558096
>>149558296
>>149557972
>and hand-to-hand him
Contact cleave adjusted to Deku's durability. Sukuna is actually kinda busted when he's not trying to facetank everything
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/26/2025, 12:49:53 AM
No.149558110
>>149558057
>I would fuck Latias
at least be a pedo like any normal pokefag, you furry
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:50:11 AM
No.149558118
>>149558145
>>149558008
By internalizing the concept of Dale, and proclaiming yourself to be the victor, you have in turn, become Dale in the presented scenario and bought into my carefully weaved meta-narrative where you are just facet of a reaction image, where as I am the one who posted it.
Match ends due to BFR induced by hax, sad. This is what happens when street-tiers like you get uppity.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:52:00 AM
No.149558145
>>149558189
>>149558118
the fact you're actually expecting me to read any of this is honestly pathetic
just put the noose around your neck already and hope you don't break ANOTHER i-beam with your fat stupid ass
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:53:42 AM
No.149558172
>>149558188
KEKu gets MOGGED by CHADkuna confirmed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:54:56 AM
No.149558188
>>149558172
>wait I can just sit back and use my shitload of slices to wear down my opponent from a safe distance
Too bad RETARDkuna is too stupid to think like that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:54:56 AM
No.149558189
>>149558145
Try getting on my dimensional level before you start getting lippy next time.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:55:46 AM
No.149558198
189
Didn't read. Don't care. Stop bothering people with your shit taste already.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:45 AM
No.149558213
>picks a fight he can't win
>runs
kekaroo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:59 AM
No.149558216
>>149557618
>Ash is a Green Lantern victim
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:17 AM
No.149558252
>>149558325
>>149558020
>How many cleaves and dismantles could Deku dodge? Sukuna can fucking spam the shit out of those, and they're all much faster than he is physically.
With how fast Deku is wanked? Any amount lmao. JJK is high hypersonic at best, meanwhile MHA gets put at like relativistic.
>I think as soon as he sees 8 niggas in one teenager he's gonna whip out the DE
I doubt it. He'd be curious, not afraid.
>And if it's Meguna Deku's gonna get adaptcucked by Maho anyway since he won't be able to kill its regenerating ass in a single hit and most of his attacks are punching and kicking
If he really is taken as some shit like multi-continental he would evaporate Maho lmao. But Sukuna still has to summon Maho. In an actual death battle scenario, even though they never have the fights as speedblitzes, they still take in speedblitzes as an actual wincon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:01:53 AM
No.149558296
>>149558366
>>149558096
By the time Sukuna is in hand-to-hand distance Deku would already paste him. Sukuna could kill Deku with hax most definitely but he's not fast enough to actually do so. Then again I personally think Sukuna would have physical attack negation because you need cursed energy to hurt spirits and Deku doesn't have that (verse equalization is cringe) but that wasn't considered for Mojito so whatever.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:03:57 AM
No.149558325
>>149558509
>>149558531
>>149558252
>they still take in speedblitzes as an actual wincon.
As they should, but IC should always come first. Deku should absolutely destroy Sukuna if he actually fought like a killer, but he doesn't. And that could potentially make the difference.
>with how fast Deku is wanked
Too bad it's not constant speed and requires 2 active quirks and a buildup period tor reach.
And then there's the asspull WCS and contact cleave.
>multi continential
He moved some clouds and changed the weather in that area of the world for a while. He ain't blowing up any continents. Also I'm like 99% sure the final OfA punch before it burns out gets a shitdiculous resolve amp.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:06:53 AM
No.149558366
>>149558531
>>149558296
>Then again I personally think Sukuna would have physical attack negation because you need cursed energy to hurt spirits
He's an incarnated spirit, not a cursed spirit. He's possessing and sharing a human body. It's both a strength and a weakness. If he was a curse spirit, Maho would have killed him instantly with its sword. I also think that Deku's speed is somewhat overhyped because the only time we see him "blitz" anyone is when he's pairing it with Fa Jin or Gearshift to achieve Faux 100% or 120%
And then there's RCT if Deku doesn't paste him. But Sukuna is almost certainly fucked if the fight gets to close range, contact cleave or no.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:11:50 AM
No.149558444
How hard does Ben 10 solo the Invincible universe? (no Alien X)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:22 AM
No.149558509
>>149558520
>>149558325
>He moved some clouds and changed the weather in that area of the world for a while.
Which took continental level of force? Now counter that without sperging out about how it isn't continental for reasons.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:17:23 AM
No.149558520
>>149558538
>>149558552
>>149558509
Yeah, but if he hit the continent with that amount of force, not much would actually happen apart from some earthquakes.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:18:06 AM
No.149558531
>>149558617
>>149558325
>As they should, but IC should always come first.
I don't know how much value they actually put in IC. I think one of the DB rules is that "both are willing to kill the other". If it wasn't but both fought at full strength then it would be the "I thought you were stronger" meme where a single fullpower punch from Deku evaporates him after he casually walks up to a guy in slow motion lmao.
>And then there's the asspull WCS and contact cleave.
Yeah, I agree he could KILL Deku, but none of that matters if he's immediately pasted. It's like putting Sukuna up against Goku.
>Too bad it's not constant speed and requires 2 active quirks and a buildup period tor reach.
Anon, base Endeavor is wanked to relativistic. Fa Jin/Gearshift isn't even needed.
>Also I'm like 99% sure the final OfA punch before it burns out gets a shitdiculous resolve amp.
They use characters at peak condition, so OfA burning out Deku would be used iirc if that's his highest potency attack, see Might Guy using the 8 Gates.
>>149558366
Oh, ok. Agreed on MHA speed being overhyped, it's most certainly not relativistic, I'm just playing the devil's wankvocate.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:18:20 AM
No.149558538
>>149558556
>>149558520
>ummm...The feat was continental, but he wouldn't be able to destroy a continent for reasons
>INB4. Post him destroying a continent
Post your reason for a continental feat not being continental.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:19:07 AM
No.149558552
>>149558520
MHA continents have multi-continental durability.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:19:24 AM
No.149558556
>>149558732
>>149558538
I hear this shit get thrown around all the time, but whenever they compare the feat itself to the amount of supposed force, it's almost always less impressive than it should be.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:22:33 AM
No.149558617
>>149558768
>>149558531
>It's like putting Sukuna up against Goku.
Could Sukuna even output a strong enough slash to actually hurt Goku?
>base Endeavor is relativistic
You mean when he's cosplaying as a ballistic missile?
>Might Guy using the 8 Gates
Which was kinda stupid since that form has 2 stages: Sekizo spam and fuck you it's Night Guy time and they are not the same, not even close
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:25:07 AM
No.149558660
>>149558768
You think Sukuna would be smart enough to realize that when the broccoli kid starts naming US cities that it's time to throw slashes at him? JJK deals with a lot of vocalizing your attacks and their functions, except in that case it's actually a buff and not just a marketing gimmick.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:29:38 AM
No.149558732
>>149558556
>My fanfic headcanon>calcs
Okay retardo bro, I hope that works out for your math exam.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:31:05 AM
No.149558768
>>149559017
>>149558617
>Could Sukuna even output a strong enough slash to actually hurt Goku?
Durahax.
>You mean when he's cosplaying as a ballistic missile?
No. Base.
>>149558660
By the time he hears Deku speak he's already dead lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:44:44 AM
No.149559017
>>149558768
>Durahax.
His durahax still requires a CE output to match his opponent. I don't think he can output enough CE to match Goku.
>by the time he hears Deku speak
Doesn't he usually say a few words before punching the bad guy?