Thread 149557392

>The cast also includes Angie Campbell as Amy and Peter Falls as Joel.
Are we finally going to get Salt Kino?

>>149557392 (OP)
this is going to be the worst shit of all time

>>149557643
I don't recall everyone hating The Sadness when it came out (Same director btw)

>>149557392 (OP)
>Ennis bros...We did it again
FTFY

>>149557679
Who would have an opinion of something they've litteraly never heard of.

>>149557392 (OP)
Unless it gets like an XXX rating, how the fuck would a crossed movie even work?

>>149557679
I don't recall anyone WATCHING this.
>>149557737
Crossed is the ultimate pEnnis run when it comes to blatant shock value. If it's PG-13 or even R it wouldn't work at all. Expect a ludicrously neutered and completely unfaithful movie at best.

>>149557679
So it's going to be straight to streaming? That fucking sucks.

>>149557392 (OP)
>cult comic
top kek

>>149557679
The Saddness is actually about something, Crossed is just "what if Rage Zombies could swear and also survivors are retards".

>>149557392 (OP)
>there won't be graphic mass rape in the film version
Expected but to be honest I wouldn't want to see it anyways.

>>149558339
Will he actually wield a horsecock as a cudgel onscreen?

>>149557392 (OP)
>Crossed but without the stuff that made it Crossed
Okay, so what is it then?

>>149559670
The Walking Dead but safe edgy. So just The Walking Dead.

>>149557392 (OP)
Those names are out of order. There isn't some hispanic looking kid running around with a super nigerian name.
Does anyone really care about the casting? It's shock schlock at its finest.
Watch them keep the gore but cut the raping and the racism.

>>149557392 (OP)
I'm going to be completely honest. Garth Ennis doesn't deserve to have any kind of career let alone one that gets him countless adaptations of his terrible comics

>>149557392 (OP)
I wish Ennis would just cease to exist. Literally fade away into nothing and his entire stain on media forgotten.

>>149560326
Every village needs its idiot.

>Imagine if zombies were just humans who their intellect, but are also homicidal maniacs.
does anyone even proofread this shit anymore or is it just "let the robots write it for me so i can copy/paste it!"

>>149560472
>as they attempt to escape northward away from the inflicted konwn as the Crossed
>konwn

>>149557392 (OP)
I vaguely remember reading the crossed; it was a zombie comic but replace zombie virus with a virus that turns people into raping sadists
how would that work as a tv series, the comic barely had a plot and was more of a device to display what Garth Ennis was jerking off to

>>149560602
I guess the same way they did The Boys

>>149560369
>>149560326
The only thing I look forward to is pissing on Ennis' grave. What a despicable fucking lump of human waste that guy is.

>>149560358
If only, anon. If fucking only.

>>149560602
The gore is just Ennis doing the "grown-up" equivalent of a teenager smoking pot and wearing punk clothes to get a rise out of his parents. The real reason he wrote it was to take a revenge fantasy against the zombie survivalist community because he was probably butthurt upon realizing he'd die horribly inside five minutes in a SHTF situation.

>>149560782
Addendum: don't believe me, there's The Salt Scene right there.

>>149560798
I never understood the joke, or get the reference. I thought it was a reference to Spiderwick Chronicles or something.

>>149560782
Crossed made the walking dead and last of us seem "cozier" to me in comparison

>>149560856
It was just HURR HURR SUCK IT SURVIVALIST NERDZ. It's Ennis, it ain't that deep.

Fuck Ennis
He'd rather make Family Guy-tier edgy garbage than make good comics

>>149557643
this, it will be "we have the walking dead at home"

On the topic of Ennis, how does Punisher Max compare to other Punisher stories

>>149561264
Wasn't that Z Nation

>>149557392 (OP)

naw im good. ennis' adaptations are currently 0-2 for me, but im sure this shit is gonna get praised as groundbreaking and much better than the books despite being more one dimensional and worse written than the original

>>149557392 (OP)
It will be a shitty zombie movie mixed with a shitty possession movie
Crossed is a dark comedy with a slyghtly convoluted and yet shallow "fuck you" to religion as Garth does to everything, producers will just interpret it as "Oh! So they demons, got it!"

>>149557392 (OP)
>devin druid
This must be the first time a 13 reasons why actor finds a new role

>>149557392 (OP)
Is Avatar Press even getting any money from these adaptations? Do they even get a logo in the credits or Garth retains the the rights 100%?

>>149562270
I'm picturing "Where the evil lurks" but with maybe some fuck words

>>149562333
I'm picturing The crazies but with unsolicited opinions from an impotent irish man

>>149557643
Considering how toned down & changed The Boys ended up being to the point it's practically unrecognizable no way in hell Crossed will be remotely close to the comic

>>149557737
>>149557774
Maybe they go the Terrifier route and release it unrated.