Thread 149557971

Since both movies are success, I would like to celebrate with a matchup between Marvel's first family and the Man of Steel

KIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

Reed captures Superman and Susan Storm FUCKS him

the STAPLES of the HALLS

>>149557971 (OP)
all Reed matchups boil down to
>Reed shoots his opponent with a fuck you gun

How it feels to nonexistence through someone and all their attacks and use my hokuto shinzohan and send them to the afterlife

>>149558028
W-Why did Lex cut his trunks like that?

>>149558028
KINGslov likey

You lost, Tranny.

>>149558099
>>149558099
A....wooden gun?!

>>149558131
>wooden doors...?

>>149558142
Tien...

>>149558136
Are you going to eat those arms?

>>149558130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU&list=RDlTs6a0ORdQU&start_radio=1

>>149558136
Why is he covered in green Gatorade?

>>149558164
>Lex's monkeys could each solo composite MHA
And Superman STILL saved them

Don't mind me, just posting a building level champion

>>149558148
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOR-SAMA I KNEEEEEEELLLLLLL

>>149558187
>WOLOLOLOLOLO

>>149558164
#AllShit

>>149558187
>no mind control resistance
KEKAROO

> Since both movies are success,
> success
To strong of a word Anon. They are both OK and doing ok numbers while flopping internationally. If anything they are showing that superhero fatigue is real and that if Feige and Gunn don't make some drastic changes comicbookmovies will lose hard to videogame and toy films.

>>149558154
>they've been doing WHAT to those kids on that island?!

>>149558214
Why SHOULD they? Ashfags don't even represent pokemon in general, they just want a cheap win so they can screech like your average huemonkey.

If Shirou Emiya ever enters Death Battle, they need to acknowledge he would go for the balls like he did to poor Berserker Heracles.
>"Upper arm, collarbone, windpipe, temple, diaphram, rib, testicles, and thigh. I take aim at the eight targets."

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>he STILL hasn't posted radiation resistance
Prepare your hero to be Hisashi Ouchi'd!

>>149558203
So do they have energy in their blood and it bubbles out of their wrists like Toby Spider-Man?

>>149558235
Heracles had it coming anyway

>>149558250
Actually they might. We don't really know where in the body ki is stored.

>JJKeks got uppity again
Let's make Deku run the Gauntlet against JJK's top tiers
>Deku vs Yuji
Instantly blitzed and one shotted as Yuji has 0 speed feats above Mach 3 and 0 Strength feats above building level.
Deku punches in his general direction and Yuji ceases to exist
Deku wins no diff
>Deku Vs Kenyaku
Instantly one shotted and Blitzed, Kenny has 0 good speed feats and the one bullet catching feat he has is Fraudulent as fuck because it was a rubber bullet.
He theoretically could kill Deku with Reverse anti gravity (because it could negate the gravity of a black hole so it should be able to produce a similar magnitude of gravity) but danger sense and Deku's speed guarantee that would never happen
Deku wins low diff
>Deku Vs Yuta
Deku One shots Yuta, as he has. Nothing to avoid such a thing happening
Deku wins low diff
>Deku Vs Yutajo
The fight drags on because of infinity, but Yuta can't do shit against Deku and his slow domain would never catch him.
Since Yutajo has a time limit he would die on his own without Deku doing anything
Deku wins negative diff
>Deku Vs Sukuna.
At high levels of wank the speed is a bit closer, but Deku would still be faster thanks to Gearshift and Fa Jin, plus a single punch from Deku would render Sukuna completely motionless.
Sukuna's slashes can be dodged so danger sense would allow Deku to easily dodge all of those, and Sukuna wouldn't be able to pull his domain without Deku punching him first into red mist.
Deku wins mid diff
>Gojo
Gojo gets carried by Infinity but his weak ass attacks can't do shit to Deku (on his own Gojo is still bellow city block level and has 0 good speed feats)
Either Deku wins by destroying Gojo's soul with his vestiges or he wins by destroying his domain from the inside, as the vestiges would protect his mind from the effects of UV allowing him to flick his fingers and destroy the barrier and Gojo at the same time
Deku wins mid diff.

>>149558219
Some do

>>149558286
fuck this nonsense seething about Deku go back to preddit if you really give a fuck

>>149558298
>seething about Deku
You should learn how to read first retardbro

>>149558136
I like how Toriyama forgot that he was ripping off Guyver and made cell lose his head, which he revealed to be his weak spot.

>>149558330
I don't read walls of texts in this general out of principle.

>>149558286
>ducking Mahoraga
>ducking Takaba

>>149558351
NTA, but it's essentially bullet points, and you can't even skim for shit, disgusting illiterate.

Since Mario is supposed to represent the player, this is what I would do you Bowser

>>149558372
Nice job kvetching in someone else's stead.

>>149558298
>weeb is utterly illiterate
Checks out.

>>149558286
>it was a rubber bullet
Wasn't it from a sniper, so it should be a similar level as Nagant's bullet?
>Gearshift and Fa Jin
True, but they have a buildup period. Also if Deku somehow doesn't finish Sukuna in 5 minutes it's wraps. And then there's Maho and the asspull WCS. Also, how many simultaneous objects can Danger Sense detect and give Deku enough time to dodge?
>protect his mind from UV
It's infinite information. They're not protecting shit.

Now do Takaba because it's funny.

>>149558386
Nice job having negative iq.

>>149558410
At least it isn't cuck hours.

It's gonna take forever for Mappa to animate Part 2 of CSM, and buy that point, no one will care about Yoru in Death Battle. Damn.

>>149558378
He's really taking Peach's friendzone rough, huh?

>>149558187
>>149558291
Still jobs to a Warcraft 2 footman

Can Sukuna do a 0.02 second DE? Because I feel like that might be the key to an easy win.

Who's going to 3-0 again?

I do not care for these nu-Manga MU, but I have to admit they are POPULAR. They make dimes and I'm for it

>>149558562
how I feel every time I take a long shit at work.

So, what Kimetsu no Yaiba matchups are left?
Muzan vs Sukuna? (Sukuna wins)
Usopp vs Zenitsu? (GODSOPP stomps)

slenderman after annihilating the SCPverse

>>149558416
Nagant hassle stronger than normal rounds

>>149558562
Is Simon vs Kyle a flop or is MHA that fucking COOL

>>149558641
Probably Mirio vs Rengoku

>>149558653
Oh yeah, I forgot she could go coomer mode.

>>149558370
>Mahoraga
Mahoraga died to a fucking purple that at best destroyed a couple of buildings, that thing won't survive a strike from Deku so it wouldn't get the time it needs to adapt.
>Takaba
Takaba can't kill people with his technique because "Blood is not funny" or some shit. Let me remind you that he LOST his fight against Kenyaku.
Even if Deku can't kill Takaba he would still be able to subdue him because at the end he will still last more than Kenny.
>>149558416
>Wasn't it from a sniper, so it should be a similar level as Nagant's bullet?
Not similar at all.
Nagant's bullets could hurt Shigaraki and cross 200 kilometers
Mai's bullets could knock out a distracted Nobara for a couple of minutes.
>True, but they have a buildup period
Is not all that much.
>Also if Deku somehow doesn't finish Sukuna in 5 minutes
Considering Sukuna has no way to survive a full might punch from Deku that's more than enough
>And then there's Maho
Heiankuna doesn't have access to Mahoraga
>the asspull WCS
Fucking Maki dodged the WCS Deku on top of being faster has danger sense
>how many simultaneous objects can Danger Sense detect and give Deku enough time to dodge?
There's nothing specific about this but considering it could predict the movements of Shigaraki that should be enough to predict the attacks from Sukuna (as Shigaraki's Light speed scaling is still above Sukuna's light speed scaling)
>It's infinite information. They're not protecting shit
It's not "Infinite" in output, just in amount.
There's a finite amount of info going to your brain at any given second but said flow of info will never stop.
Deku was able to break free from mind control and mind alternating attacks before with the help of his vestiges, even a second of clarity would allow him to smash the barrier open and possibly kill Gojo in the process.

>>149558672
>nearly 2 decade old anime mostly popularized through fucking /a/ and a literal who DC comic hero
>vs super popular anime adored by fujoshits and retards and the favorite pet of people who want black representation

>>149558653
>nuggethaul didn't regrow his arms with the quirk factor augmenting drug he helped develop
>AfO didn't take Overhaul for himself despite it being in the top 5 most busted quirks in the series and literally everything he needed to defeat All Might and keep his face intact
At least Eri turned out fine in more ways than one.

Can't wait for Naruto vs Luffy.

>>149558653
Nothing in the series says this.
Her quirk gives her good aim and hair that turns into bullets, but her shots are never said to be stronger than a regular sniper rifle. She was famed among the other accuracy quirks for having even better accuracy than them.

Spoiler that shit next time! I just sharted myself.

deathbattles for this feel?

>>149558701
>Nagant's bullets could hurt Shigaraki and cross 200 kilometers
What does this mean? Nagant's bullets are continental? NTA btw.

>>149558231
Them kids courted rape

>>149558641
The only one that matters is Sukuna vs Muzan because it's certified KINO.
Other than that maybe Todo Vs Tengen or some filler shit like that.
It also depends on how popular the remaining upper Moons get with the movies.
I remember Akaza Vs Yujiro being a thing a while ago, and Kokushibou deserves a cool Match up himself

>>149558545
>please watch my lizard felatio

>>149558764
Case of author miscalc/stupidity. In series/lore her quirk’s max range is 3km

>Dragon Ball made fun of
>"simonbro" jumps out of the woodwork

>>149558807
>MINDbroken

>>149558764
It means that
1: Her bullets are strong enough to hurt a guy who could survive a inter continental missile and take punches from Deku who even when downplayed is still a mountain buster
2: her range is superhuman because at 200 kilometers the curvature of the planet itself would make your bullet go straight into space, and since she can't shoot from beyond the horizon you can't even see her at all because she doesn't need a clear line of sight to hit you

>>149558701
>that thing won't survive a strike from Deku so it wouldn't get the time it needs to adapt.
Eh, it might. Purple and punches are 2 different types of damage. It'll send it flying across the city, but it'll probably be intact enough to adapt. Especially if Deku doesn't hit it with 100% off the bat.
>200km
Is that a guess or is there a hard statement somewhere confirming it?
>it's not all that much
It's at least a few seconds, which is a major lag in speed in a battle where everything could be decided in an instant.
>Heianakuna
I'm playing with the opponent here. I want to see which Kuna would have the best chance against Deku.
>Fucking Maki
See the above point. I'm talking about the one that he used on Gojo, which wasn't Heiankuna because of the binding vow. Also, it's greasy, but if this wasn't a DB where the opponents had to kill each other, Sukuna comes ready with a hostage.
>attacks
Sukuna has a lot of slashes that he can deploy simultaneously.
>finite flow
I think it ramps up exponentially, which is why Gojo needed to use the 0.02 second DE to not fry everyone's brains. Even with the vestiges, Deku was still vulnerable to mind control for a little, but that was before he gained control of his quirks, so I'll accept that he could break out faster. It's not mind control though, it's a literal DDoS on your brain that's also a stunlock. Also I'm not sure how badly it'd fuck up his quirk coordination, since the vestiges' quirks aren't his innately and he has to call upon them to use them.

>>149558672
Certified flop. A quarter of the views are a 'simonfag' from these threads botting it on replay kek

>>149558829
>3 lambs to the slaughter
Atleast send Caine so theres an actual fight before Simon kills his opponent.

>>149558724
>fight me Gohan and I won't kill your baby

>>149558055
Sorry bro. I had a call and didn't pay much attention to the lion's hair. Here, it's fixed.

This masterpiece took me weeks to make. I'm an experienced artist.

Don't mind me, just scaring the delusional hal wank fag.

>>149558744
Nah, I'll give it to him. Look at her fucking arm, anon. That's definitely an amplified amount of power compared to her regular shots.

>>149558829
>>149558855
>one minute apart
simonfag is the wod and troonhou tranny

>>149558855
Caine is more hax man than anything.

>>149558744
Deku says her bullets hit like a howitzer

>>149558759
Imagine having a girl slap your ass and not using the chance to slap hers in return.

>>149558893
>KylebroSCHIZOPHRENIA
I'm sorry for you.

>>149558834
>Her bullets are strong enough to hurt a guy who could survive a inter continental missile and take punches from Deku who even when downplayed is still a mountain buster
Isn't that an anti-feat for Shigaraki/Deku rather than a feat for Nagant? How the fuck would Nagant's bullet being above mountain-tier or ICBM-tier make any sense?

>>149558904
Deku’s also never been hit by a howitzer

>>149558829
Add Yugi to statements after he wins btw

>>149558893
1. It isn't one minute apart, retardo bro
2. WOD has actual feats, and its lore is actually impressive unlike "Cityblocksonhou"

>>149558775
>The only one that matters is Sukuna vs Muzan because it's certified KINO.
Too bad it'll be another Miles-tier stomp. Also, CHADjiro would actually GAPE Kekza.

>>149558879
>don't mind me, just servicing the tenants I have living free in my head
LMAO
And no, I'm not your boogieman kek

Deku. Continent. Now.

>>149558899
Caine's victories are literally just narrative and meta-fictional scaling that happens to be inside a cosmology that allows a twelve year old boy who has access to magecraft being capable of one shotting featherine and superman but still job to bullets.

>>149557971 (OP)
Superman stomps them all unless Reed has prep.

>>149558834
>who even when downplayed is still a mountain buster
He literally didn't bust a mountain the entire time he was on the floating UA, and he wasn't really holding back either because he was using Gearshift and Fa Jin. If he busted the mountain, he would have busted the entire island and killed everyone.

>>149558942
Why isn't the continent feat, not valid?

>>149558909
You’re right
She’s compared frequently to another character, Snipe, who has a regular gun, and that the only difference between the two is that Anipe has a range of 600m and Nagant of 3000m. Her special ammo is said to just be as strong as regular ammo
But in vsbattle logic if a bullet btfoes someone “mountain level” that bullet would blow up a mountain

>>149558834
>because at 200 kilometers the curvature of the planet itself would make your bullet go straight into space
Can't she curve the bullet by shaping it into a funky shape?

>>149558933
I still noped out after episode 8. Simon's a stupid bitch, fuck him.

>>149558800
Where was that made clear?

>>149558951
Did he blow up a continent, or did he make some clouds move while failing to damage even a single wall?

I sharted so hard my shart cleared the skies. I'm continental shart-tier

>>149558848
>Also I'm not sure how badly it'd fuck up his quirk coordination, since the vestiges' quirks aren't his innately and he has to call upon them to use them.
Considering both quirks and CT are both based in the physical body, they'd probably get affected similarly by UV's brain damage.

>>149558983
Snipe says it whenever introducing her quirk.

>>149558984
I-I...uh...

>>149558945
So hax? You can't read can't you
>inb4. umm acshually being protected by meta meta meta meta meta 'pataphysical shit isn't hax, okay
>>149558984
>moving millions of tons at mach 50+ isn't impressive, okay?

>>149558925
Muzan is more varied in his fighting style than Miles, and the potential visuals with Sukuna could be amazing if executed well.
Also Villain vs Villain fights always give the best interactions.
Muzankuna legit as a bunch of potential good things that make the stomp feel like a small thing for the quality of the MU (as long as the animation has enough quality of course)

>>149559007
>meta meta meta meta meta 'pataphysical shit isn't hax, okay
No, that's caine's thing.

>>149558899
Yeah he actuslly has alot of similar shit as the AntSpiral. He can create an infinite void dimension where hes omniscient and create a machine to neg any effect. Simon could theoretically transcend the dimension in a similar way he broke the multiverse labyrinth. Simon could even work around the 7 fold curse with probability altering missles which just ignores the curse and hits anyway. Caine is also cured by the Christian God and has his protection so Simon would have to work around that. Would definitely be an interesting fight.

>>149558942
This your "boy"?

>>149559022
>Caine is so broken he trascends the notions of feats,statements, and hax based etiquetes

>>149558970
Was Shiggy's body still recovering from the Gearshift punches and not being able to regenerate thanks to CHADnoma using Erasure on him the entire time?

>>149558243
My fuwarking hero, KUNG FU JESUS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3dUsE2R6k

>>149559030
>simonfag IS the wod tranny after all
That was easy.

>>149559007
>my punches can move millions of tons of only Clouds so they don’t have to move anything here on the ground ok???

It's simple really. Deku didn't destroy a continent, so he's not continental tier. Moving a few clouds doesn't equate to destroying a contintent.

>>149559011
They can just have Sukuna play with Muzan the entire time until he gets bored and decides to waffle him. It'd be IC. Also, if Sukuna and Mahito both end up with DBs, I wonder if Kenny will too since he's basically the other major villain. Maybe they'll have him fight Orochimaru. That could work.

>>149559036
MinetaDAMN

>>149559058
Clouds are fluffy continents.

>>149559036
Yum.

>>149559047
>tanks 50 billion times instant death radiation
MHA could NEVER!

>>149558970
>She’s compared frequently to another character, Snipe, who has a regular gun
Which he could have used to just shoot Shiggy in the head at the start of the series and saved countless lives and billions of yen in damage.

Deku can move clouds but can’t upend a single street.
He has cloudbending

Yep! It's everyone's favorite time!

>>149559007
>moving millions of tons at mach 50+ isn't impressive, okay?
Considering it was all water vapor, not really. We don't have a Cloud Tier, do we now?

CHEATERku

>>149559036
All the quirks went straight to his thighs.

>>149559107
Too bad I LIKE DeKING

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight. Now.

Also never forget that Hori had to do damage control

>>149559047
Those two bandits? Deku and Bakugo.

>>149559002
So either he was lying or Hori was asleep at the wheel

>>149559127
Well we hate him here. He's one of /dbg/'s favorite punching bags.

>>149559036
Reminder that it's not gay if it's Deku and Mineta confirms it

>>149559056
>Umm...He is only continental in clouds, not ground, okay?
You serious?

>>149557971 (OP)
Is Wally West the only stable capeshit character? his teammates from the teen titans can't get their shit together meanwhile he's married with 3 kids

>>149559114
Lol imagine if Goku actually liked women?

>>149559114
Why would they waste a slot with her, anyways? Was her series that popular?

>>149559148
>We
>1-2 schizos max

>>149559162
You really want to say he's the most "stable" character after Heroes in Crisis

>>149559058
That's basically the way I see it. The tier you are should be the amount of destruction you're capable of.

>>149559152
God this arc was so forced
>i'm so sad and le depressed, don't keep me from putting villains into prison again!
>they don't even help him do this nationally important thing that's literally tearing the nation apart they just fight him so he chills out instead

>>149559140
It’s in the original arc when defining her quirk stats to the audience, plus Snipe is the biggest expert/fan of hers in existence. It’s clearly meant to be “this is the character this is what she can do”
Hori just forgot the two prime locations of the series - UA and the Central Hospital - aren’t actually near eachother at all

>>149559036
Deku should just embrace his inner sissy slut.

>>149559085
Would Gape and Grape

>>149559161
Post the punch where he moved all those clouds and show what if anything happened to the continent he punched.

>>149559107
>Deku GAPE
FTFY

>>149558942
No.

>>149559242
KEK!

>>149559229
>Huh? This isn't a teen boy! OUCHIE OUCHIE! Hulk's penis is on FIRE! AHHHHH! IT'S ACID!
*Mina (dressed as Deku with white face paint) laughs sinisterly*

>>149559140
It comes up in her profiles and bios too. It’s relevant to the story because Deku has to cross 3km to get to where she’s sniping. Hori fell asleep at the wheel as he often does

>>149559211
Why does it fucking matter? Energy is energy, if he has enough energy to destroy a continent, he can destroy a continent.

Men's fat asses...

>grr stupid Deku I hate him he's such a crybaby loser faggot
>I just want to ruffle his soft green hair and squish his freckled cheeks and forcefully french kiss him and pin him down and shove my cock inside his tight plump ass
Every single time

>>149559170
Waifu feed match, like Misaka vs Killua

Enough Deku slander
Put him up against an opponent he would actually struggle against
Someone slightly above his paygrade to prove he can hang with the big boys
Bring him Martha Wayne

>>149559201
Mineta collects anal beads. This is someone's NTR master?

>>149559266
Yes.

>>149559263
Because he punched someone while standing onnthe continent, and no collateral damage to the continent happened at all, so he cannot destroy a continent.

>>149558223
I think it's less superhero fatigue, and a lot more if the problem is no fomo, which helped drive Black Panther, Ant Man and Wasp, and Captain Marvel, the lack of an actual over arching structure(in the early MCU, you got each movie teasing the next, until Avengers, then you had Thanos actively doing stuff and showing up in stingers, after Endgame, sometimes you get a setup for the next movie, most of the time it's a joke stinger because they literally have no direction), the extended TV universe, which has only done three pay offs from like 10 shows(when Sacha Baron-Cohen shows up at some point during the new Avengers movies, a lot are going to be shocked by who he is, because who watched Ironheart?), and the fact they are making a spectacle movie without worrying about the movie part, the spectacle is there, but everything between it is either dull, or massive tone shifts like the execution scene in Superman.

>>149557971 (OP)
Contest of Champions tier list

>>149559306
Why is Kratos vs Asura up there twice

>>149559258
k, b, c

>>149558028
>>149557971 (OP)
Ultimate Nullifier says what

Again?

>>149559332
No Reed you can’t beg Galactus to save Sue from Superman’s cock

>>149559272
>Slander
Looks like thirst posting

>haha i just save cropped gay porn pics to my phone
>it's just for laughs bro haha
why is this general like this?

>>149559188
>KEKu cries like a little bitch has a panic attack and doesn't shower for 2 weeks while his mentor delivers him his favorite lunch that he doesn't eat
Couldn't be CHADruto

What would be a good match up for Destoroyah?

>>149557971 (OP)
>>149558947
Even with prep Reed got beat up like a sissy by Hulk everytime, he’s not a prepgod like Batman. Superman cucks him

>>149559346
Nothing wrong with some gay porn.

>>149559242
kekaroonie

>>149559347
fuaaaark

>>149559344
Why can't it be both?

>>149559261
>3km
FUCKING FRAUDBATTLE I DEMAND A RECOUNT

>>149559369
Favorite character?

>>149559265
>Men's
Boys

>>149559346
mindbroken by listroon
some sperg is making ai slop of superman raping chi chi and other characters

>>149559261
>Moist Nugget could only aim up to 3km away
>the rest was just her winging it
Lucky bitch

>>149559390
Superman Supermanson of Planet Superman of course!

>>149559306
fuck off listroon

>>149559263
Punch a cloud. Then punch a rock.

>>149559350
Honestly I don't know, he's basically supposed to be a godzilla mirror, since he's based on the oxygen destroyer that killed the original godzilla
Some kind of natural disaster-type character could work out.

>>149559393
Clark...

>>149559410
rent free

Eva match-up, when?

>>149559302
The movies also suck ass for the most part. Even shit like Thor 2 was better.

Looks like MHAkeks are losing another thread.

>>149559288
MHA has more powerful continents. Proof? Deku punched the continent and nothing happened despite the clouds being moved. GGs.

Does your hero pass The Acid Test?

>>149559306
god Kasen vs UK Sonic is such trash, I want to strangle whoever proposed it

>>149559350
>Godzilla but basically stronger
No idea. Always loved this guy as a kid though.

Why are you such a mentally ill attention whore listtroon?

>>149559423
It is the fact that he is moving millions of tons at a high speed, it could be liquid shit what he is moving, it doesn't matter.
>>149559288
No? He punched the air?

>>149559446
S-STOP POSTING ACID! IT'S OK IF MY HERO JOBS TO ACID! IT'S REALLY COMMON!

>>149559486
>Naruto after he catches Hinata with Raikage

>>149558429
Yoru? Literally just island level with every single nuclear weapon in the 1990s arsenal and Denji BBC victim..

>>149559446
literally made of pollution and CHADcid

>>149559393
CHADerast-sama...

>>149559497
My BVLL!

>"He can destroy some clouds so he can obviously destroy an entire continent!"
I know we're in a Death Battle thread, but please tell me MHAfags aren't this retarded.

Madeline’s singing can move constellations so if she wanted she could punch the planet to atoms
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fxbh_kNpCPE

>>149559497
lol

>>149559500
...In my fanart and fanfictions exclusively of that is

>>149559446
When did Hulk fight the Thing?

>>149559547
that’s not The Thing it’s Mina’s dumpster baby

What's even the point of calcs then

>>149559481
Millions of tons of water droplets and air. Now do it to something with actual density.

>>149559563
KEK!

>>149559566
To bullshit powerlevelz where no observable feat exists

>>149559449
It's not too bad conceptually but it's not death battle material because the connections aren't particularly good and there is no rivalry or hype, it's just feeding Sonic to a literally who. It's something you read on Death Battle Fanon Wiki once and forget about shortly after.

>>149559563
Alright, that made me laugh a bit. Good one.

>>149559566
To make things look bigger and more impressive than they actually are. Feats > calcs every single time.

Superman is a cuck

>>149559533
MHAbros… JJKkeks…. CSMCoomers… We shouldn’t mess with Planetary Madeline with her Gypsy caravan

...killer

>punch a pillow
>now punch a bowling ball that weighs the same amount

>>149559434
A balanced match-up.

Assuming it's composite Shinji and composite Eva unit-01 vs Composite Koji and Composite Mazinger Z (No Mazinkaiser / Zero)

Know what's Stupid?
Even Peak Sun Wukong would be fodder to the absurdist bullshit Cultivation MCs become.

>>149559566
“This author did something flashy that doesn’t realistically reflect the action. How can I disingenuously take advantage of this artistic license to bullshit powers he never employs?”

>>149559606
Canon

>>149559567
>moving millions of ton of water isn't impressive
You never completed high school, didn't you

>>149559563
That is one ugly fucking baby then.

>Deku's final biggest most impressive SMASH ever
>all it did was move some air and water molecules around
KWAB

>>149559578
It's bad because there are way better characters with better connections and not only that but characters who are more relevant. Kasen is, even if I like her, a C or B-lister in Touhou. You only know about her if you delved into the manga content or the fighting games. She has no memes that broke mainstream like Reimu, Sakuya, Sanae or Marisa or anyone else and she's not featured that often outside of her own manga and a few cameos either compared to all the former who show up over and over in works that have nothing to do with them.
Really, there's no reason not to go with a Reimu matchup if you do Touhou.
Doing anything with Kasen is like making the first Dragon Ball matchup be with Kami instead of Goku.

Jaden merging hinself/"Neos" with Alien X by force to obtain an OC Neos X Fusion Monster would be such a hype way for him to win vs Ben

>>149559631
It is literally the least impressive way to achieve a feat of strength. Cloud puncher.

>>149559613
Xianxia got gaped by Wile though.

Fun fact. You can just ask chatgpt to calc everything for you.

We all agree that Ash can't win against Yugi

>>149559632
She had a one night stand with La Creatura

>>149559656
cjatgpt calculate the tons of force the russian guy pushed onto superman's anus when he raped him

If Ben scanned a Cybertrionian would he become a Metroplex/Trypticon giant since they're the peak beings of their species, even physically above Primes?

>>149559649
>Umm...It isn't honorable, CHUD
I accept your concesion.

>>149559653
Tom does not scale to top tier Cultivators who basically make their own multiverses just to chill out and continue meditating.

>>149559672
They should have a crossdressing competition instead. Atem can judge because he probably has experience with femboys.

>>149559563
FUARK! EVEN MHA's STILLBORNS are that strong...!

>>149559694
Bro punches giant fluffy sky marshmallows and expects people to be impressed

>>149559434
Maybe

>>149559715
Zamn and a marshmallow puncher has better feats than your entire verse???

>>149559704
>Ash in a dress
>When his canonically best feature is his fat, perky, jiggly, booty

>>149559242
I would call all those birds to shore so that they can line up and receive petting

>>149559687
No, he'd probably be something like Ultra Magnus or Shockwave, high up on the totem pole but not Prime/Megatron level.

>>149559731
God bless the Japanese

>>149559728
I bet if he punched the ground like CHAD Might did it wouldn't even destroy an entire city block.

>>149559731
GohDAMN

>>149559731
>beat Ash in a Pokebattle
>take his ass as your prize

>>149559731
>>149559755
>>149559761
Hal Jordan...

>>149559750
Yet he can move millions of ton at mach 50? Are you retarded.

>>149559728
You clearly have no idea what you're doing. Your calc stick has been reposessed.

>Deku tries his cloud punching feat on something solid
>because there's actual resistance Newton's first law kicks in and Deku's arms explode from the recoil
>again

>>149559804
*second law

>>149559804
Deku can't even handle going as fast as lowballed speedsters without his body going "Your free trial of FeatCHAD software has expired"

>>149559731
Not even Yugi was this gay, and he had Atem inside of him 24/7.

>>149559818
*third law, wow I am terrible at remembering the order of these

IM DEKU THE HERO!

IF THERE IS A STREET TIER IN MY WAY, ILL SMASH THEM DOWN!

>>149559567
That's not how that works. It doesn't matter how dense something is. Density is just the concentration of mass.

>>149559687
Pretty sure they're beyond just being 'Peak of the species'
Like they're not even the 0.01%, they're they 0.00001%.

>>149559637
That's why I said conceptually. It's serviceable in a vacuum for your own fanfic show but it's just not something DB should bother with, especially now that they need to farm as many views as possible. Kasen should not be on the show, period, and the first Touhou character should be Sakuya because she has the most popular and straightforward matchups, but that's just me

>>149559825
He wore a studded collar and fetish leather as a casual outfit, he was pretty close.

>>149559848
Pound of feathers vs a pound of rock. One puts up way more resistance than the other. Throw a water balloon at someone's head. Now take that same balloon and freeze it first. Same mass, right?

>>149559731
PikachuDAMN!

>>149559881
Twerkachu

>>149559731
Gary Motherfucking OakDAMN

>>149559731
He got it from his mom. Mr. Mime can attest. Well, he would if he could say anything besides his own name.

>>149559799
>muh calc

>>149559731
Gary Oak...FUCKS THAT while Gou the KEK watches.

>>149559928
cool argument but it won't get your stat stick back

>>149559927
actual KINO matchup

>>149559934
Why?

>you can only use feats
>NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>149559933
Goh cleans up afterwards

>>149559500
Poor raikage, he ended up in a wheelchair...

>>149559999
checked

>>149559871
That's because water is softer and cushions the blow, retard. If you were to throw the water balloon at someone at the speed where it wouldn't cushion, it'll hurt just as much as ice. That's why you don't bodyflop. Take a coin and take a small pillow that weighs about the same. Blow on them.

>>149559804
I..What? You niggers have really jobbed to basic arithmetics

>>149559999
Fuark!!!

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.

SpaceBattles Gods, save us from statements and scaling...

>Deku's nickname is Daddy
>Tanjiro's nickname is Mommy
Do with this information what you will.

>>149560042
>Sodomizes you with WOD, xeeleee, and cradle

I liked the new Superman movie, but they tried way too hard to have Superman save civilians. It came across kinda corny.

Oh no, the Squirrel is in danger! Let me rush over and save it
Oh no, the giant Kaiju just attacked the building! Let me turn my back to the Kaiju and ask if the people are okay.
Oh no, the monster is innocent! Let me find a way to knock it unconscious!
Oh no, the monster is falling, let me catch it so it doesn't fall on a building
Oh no, let me berate the other heroes for not protecting civilians!
Oh no, I destroyed some tanks and planes off screen! Let me specify that there were no specialties in my interview with Lois

It all comes across as really corny, and like a massive overreaction to the criticism that Snyder and Cavill's Superman received for the wanton collateral damage their interpretation of the boy in blue caused.

>>149558055
>>149558873
Reminder that Mario is THE STRONGEST

>>149560011
Exactly. So when Deku punched those clouds, there wasn't nearly as much resistance (if any) than if he punched the ground.

>>149559804
>because there's actual resistance
Ok, go push the ocean. There's no resistance to putting your hand in the water, right?

>>149560046
Tanjiro is a real man and can take bants. Deku NEEDS to reminded he's male.

>>149560053
>cradle
That's the western xianxia story, right? This one got filtered by the way the MC talks

>>149557971 (OP)
Superman had the slightly better movie, so

>>149560087
You got filtered by yerin/Eithan?

>>149560066
No, something being softer doesn't change the amount of resistance it has to being moved. He didn't punch a hole through it. He MOVED it.

Magen Boo stops. End of sorry!

>>149558611
NOOO HE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HULK SUIT OR WHATEVER (Zarathos is cool though!)

>>149560069
Anon confirmed ocean-tier

>>149560094
Would lose to statements and scaling, sorry brah

>>149560099
Wasn't Lindon the MC?

I dunno why they paired Deku up with Miles. Deku is very clearly a Superman expy, even if he is a very fucking weak one that can't fly, he still has insane feats since he scales to prime All Might, which means he can create shockwaves and even change the weather with his punches, leap through several city blocks with each jump, casually dodge machine gun fire and lightning, and he can throw hundreds of building destroying punches a second. And that's JUST with One For All, when you add the rest of Deku's quirks, it's a very clear spite match.
How could Miles even compete? He's a fucking street level hero aside from the fact that he can lift several tons. But that's irrelevant when he's too slow to hit Deku and too squishy to take a hit from him.

>>149558873
kino

>>149560103
He moved something that is easier (relatively) to move than if he tried to displace the same amount of rock in the ground.

>>149560147
>Wasn't Lindon the MC?
I was just joking that Lindon suffers from the "deku syndrome", where a shitload of the secondary characters are more interesting than him, I mean, he isn't as pathethic as Deku (even if by virtue of fucking Yerin so hard she has sons with him)

>>149560084
>dressed like a girl for a mission
>wore a leotard for ballet and groin stretching
The name fits.

>>149558286
>Deku vs Yuji
Soul slashes that separate OFA from Deku gg
>Deku Vs Kenyaku
Gravity open domain gg
>Deku vs Yuta
Yuta uses cursed speech to make Deku shit himself gg
>Deku Vs Yutajo
Same thing but with a bonus purple up Deku's ass
>Deku vs Sukuna
Binding Vow world slash gg
>Deku vs Gojo
Infinite stun followed up by blue/red/purple up Deku's ass

It's funny Deku doesn't actually win any of these because of running speed in MHA capping out at mach 10, he wouldn't actually be able to escape or react to any domain

>>149560161
Mmm, interesting... I might finish them books then

>>149560160
>to move than if he tried to displace the same amount of rock in the ground.
It's quite literally not. I don't understand why you don't get this.

>>149560151
>that can't fly
He sorta can, it just requires a combination of 2 things.

>>149557971 (OP)
Marvel Rival Susan Storm? Plap plap by SuperGOAT for 24 hours

>>149560151
because it's zoomercattle vs zoomercattle both in-matchup and in the community surrounding those dogshit characters
they literally sucked off Miles for his entire segment just for him to lose and still sucked him off after, it was a blatant attempt at farming views from a younger audience to make them care about DB despite declining viewership and relevance

>>149560178
Deku is much faster than everyone in JJK.
Mach 3 Naoya was faster than Maki, and Maki is on par with true form Sukuna in speed so...

>>149560178
Deku only loses to Gojo and Yutajo because he can't get through infinity. The rest he finger flicks an air blast that evaporates them faster than they can think.

>>149560178
>Soul slashes that separate OFA from Deku gg
Actually... that might just work. Or at least it'd cut him off from the other vestiges and their quirks.

>capping out at mach 10
Wait, it does? That's only about 3 times faster than JJK's mach 3

>>149560223
Finger flicks are kinda shit, even at 100%

>>149560229
Battleboardingtards say travel speed is different from combat speed. Notice he said running speed.

>>149560247
Deku's finger flicks are multicontinental or country level or whatever so it pastes them and the city block behind them. Multi-continental concrete in MHA confirmed.

>>149560178
>Soul slashes that separate OFA from Deku gg
I think this is the most interesting interaction to explore.

>>149560197
It literally is. The clouds can spread out into the open sky. The rock has millions upon millions of more rock it has to be pushed through.

Post characters who can create universes

>>149560280
still jobs to fire btw

>>149560151
>he still has insane feats since he scales to prime All Might
Eh, kinda. He can use 100% by the end of the series but it still wrecks his limbs after a while.

>>149560280
Job to Child soldier of the feddie

>>149560303
also he can't beat a super nerfed Shiggy for One when even Embers All Might would've oneshotted him

>>149560257
It is but you can extrapolate one from the other.

>>149560278
>The clouds can spread out into the open sky
The sky isn't a complete void. Quick, what's in the sky? It's not about the clouds being the size of continents. It's that the total force required to move those clouds that distance, accounting for all the water vapor that had to be moved, is enough energy to destroy a continent.

>>149560212
You forgot the part where that's BEFORE she awakened, making her faster than mach 3 including the top tiers who scale higher than her
It's more funny when you realize that awakened Maki is equal to Toji, who got blitzed by teen Gojo right after learning RCT
>>149560223
Those air blasts aren't doing shit especially to the RCT characters
>>149560229
Yep, Hori went and put a hard cap on movement speed

>>149560280
POOJEETA

>>149560328
>Those air blasts aren't doing shit especially to the RCT characters
They would literally just turn them into a red mist. Deku's stats are too high. The best you can wank JJK is too like city-block level.

>>149560312
CHAD Might wins again baby. Deku technically surpassed him because had access to O MY 7 QUIRKS (really only 3) to briefly reach 120% of OFA's power but it's nothing compared to Prime AM overall.

>>149558545
GojiChronic is consistently one of the worst and dumbest powerscalers I see on YouTube.

>>149560323
>is enough energy to destroy a continent.
I won't believe that until I see that amount of force used directly on the continent. The result would be underwhelming, I assure you.

>>149560280
>this dumbass brown is now the strongest character in all of Gunda/m/
India Colony Superpower 0079

>>149560328
>Those air blasts aren't doing shit especially to the RCT characters

>>149560370
Can’t believe he believes Monika is Universal and Chara is Multiversal

>>149560328
I mean if we wanted to really be pieces of shit we could factor pre-awakening Maki's bullet catch on Mai, which is like mach 23 lmao

>>149560346
>The best you can wank JJK is too like city-block level.
I think the exact measurement is a 200m sphere circa Sukuna's open DE

>>149560377
>moves a planet
>ok but that force wouldn't destroy a continent!
You do realize that destroying becomes EASIER than moving after a certain point, right?

>>149560387
Those same blast weren't even lethal to a weaker Shoto during the tournament. I guess he could add Fa Jin to 100% Air Force, but that might actually blow his fingers off.

>>149560280
Glad Asura killed him, who knows how many he’s killed with all his resetting shit.

>>149560339
>>149560378
>>149560420

You're just jealous that Char has a universe creating wife.

>>149560417
Deku's 100% got stronger. The air blasts that couldn't beat Shoto and punch that couldn't kill Muscular got powercrept, hard.

>>149557971 (OP)
It's fucking crazy how Death Battle's results are always 100% accurate as to what would happen. I can't think of a single time where I could say they were wrong after really thinking about. They have the final say on these matters for a reason

>>149560346
Yeah no they wouldn't lmao
Deku's finger flick, at 100% back when he couldn't control the output, at best destroyed Todoroki's ice wall but didn't do any damage to Todoroki himself including the crowd behind him

>>149560390
>both are canonically video game characters
>i.e. they inhabit a single verse
Literally how? Chara can't exist as an entity outside of Undertale until Tobias Fucksworthy finally spills the secrets a decade from now.

>>149560438
You just want people to say Kingtos.

>>149560364
Embers All Might still beating All for One fair and square >>> Deku wasting the quirk forever to try (and fail) to cheat against a nerfed Shiggy

>>149560441
>>149558378
BOWSERSISTER...

>>149557971 (OP)
Actually Superbro, FF is doing better than Superman.

>>149560280
Shibai GODtsutsuki

The soloer of Bleach

>>149560280
He killed all of the other gods and then made himself the singular creator of all multiverses

>>149560439
>>149560436
If the finger flick doesn't do it a punch air blast will anyway.

>>149560459
...in it's 3rd week

>>149560415
I mean that's literally what Uzuhiko does and the continent is fine.

>>149560438
most of the old videos were literally declared null and void and had to be redone (Sonic vs Mario) or just ignored
>>149560432
she still dies lmfao

>>149560438
>It's fucking crazy how Death Battle's results are always 100% accurate as to what would happen. I can't think of a single time where I could say they were wrong after really thinking about. They have the final say on these matters for a reason
Gaara vs Toph?
Dimitri vs Guts?
Kratos vs Asura?
Omniman vs SS Bardock?
Dio vs Alucard?

>>149560436
I doubt that since pre-Gearshift the best he could do is Faux 100% with Fa Jin. He doesn't even use Airforce at max power despite theoretically being able to. Deku himself didn't get stronger so much as he became a sturdier vessel. Pre Gearshift, that is.

>>149560470
Made more in previews than Superman and is doing better in Europe and LATAM than Superman.

>>149560480
>Dimitri vs Guts?
People say this one has a lot of inaccuracies but no, Dimitri slaughters Guts.

>>149558378
Bowser deserves this. He deserves it by SMB3. Past that it becomes an understatement.

>>149560453
>Deku wasting the quirk forever to try (and fail) to cheat against a nerfed Shiggy
All Might really should've just given OFA to Mirio...Mirio would've been able to immediately use 100% of OfA. He would've stacked that shit with his intangibility quirk to literally shitstomp every villain that showed up.

>>149560495
Every single one of those blows would wipe out Marvel and DC's entire cosmology btw

>>149560495
Each of these punches? Annihilate Marvel and DC.

>>149560453
>Embers All Might still beating All for One fair and square
Maybe if the stupid fucker had Overhaul he could have won the first time.

>>149560499
the amount of misery and oppression Bowser has inflicted is genuinely deserving of death

>>149560502
Yes but then there'd be no story. Although I agree Mirio was great

Who'd win the cuck off, Deku or Mark?

>>149560533
you

>>149560463
Leave the guy alone, he's just chilling being omnipresent and incorporeal.

>>149560432
Post Gundam character destroy planet, star, social system or even universe

>>149560488
Other quirks can get stronger through training. It's not hard to believe that OFA's 100% output increased as it was used more. Deku shitting on Muscular kinda confirms this.

>>149560496
>Mach 44 Dimitri

>>149560533
(You) because you literally can't stop thinking of cucks and dicks and people NOT fucking (You)

>>149560533
Both.

>>149560502
He would have probably died but he would have gotten the job done. Shiggy would have died in the first encounter and none of the bullshit afterwards would have happened.

>still no FF fight
Damn.

>Black Clover practically guaranteed to be the biggest anime again when it drops
What's his next matchup?

>>149560562
If they just put down AFO like the dog he is none of it would have happened as he never could have passed on his ghost or whatever.

>>149560551
It would theoretically, but Deku only had the quirk for like a year so his contribution to the stockpile should be minimal compared to most previous wielders. He shit on Muscular using Faux-100% and specifically exploiting Muscular's weakness of needing to regrow new tissue to replace the damaged fibers.

>>149560569
Fantastic Four vs Incredibles. Soon.

>>149560533
>Who'd win the cuck off, Deku or Mark?
Mark canonically gets married, has children, and then founds an empire that spans the entire galaxy.
He's also canonically so desired that Anissa rapes him and Eve convinces him to cheat on Amber with her.

>>149560579
explain your reasoning

>>149560579
It'd be Mash for sure Burnedead for sure. Muscle Wizard fight

>>149560579
Unironically it might be Boruto.

>>149560552
Right? He's obviously light speed from dodging light magic.

>>149560594
NTA but something about TV Tokyo wanting to push Black Clover to Bleach and Naruto tier

>>149560491
...in its 3rd week

>>149560587
>Fantastic Four vs Incredibles. Soon.
That's a stomp for the Fantastic Four. Johnny could honestly probably solo the Incredibles by himself considering he's faster than Dash and his attacks would oneshot all of them

>>149560583
All Might gave it his best shot. He blew off the top of the fucker's head.

>>149560592
stop mentioning facts and logic people don't like when you point out things that actually happened
>>149560608
sounds interesting but many shows get advertised to hell and back just to fall flat anyway

Few more weeks till he claims his 3-0 crown

>>149560615
it would probably be their movie versions

>>149560594
celebrities like Michael Jordan and Ishowspeed love it
Most views on Crunchyroll
>>149560608

>>149560628
Best Goji variant, sequel when?

>>149559566
To find out which number bigger, duh.

>>149560622
>when you point out things that actually happened
You know what else happened? Eve fucking a blue alien BVLL

>>149560579
Luffy.
>both wanna be the x king
>both have the wills of some great rebel (I never watched Black Clover I'm just assuming)
>both are generic shonen protagonists
>both gain black markings when they fight I think
>haki is basically anti-magic
Boom.

>>149560641
Apparently they are working on it

>>149560592
>Mark looks like a grampa when his son is just 20 or so years younger
Mark aged like shit for some reason

>>149560652
That could be a good matchup.

>>149560641
>Goji variant
Why didn't Goji variants become a thing in the era of Sonic.exe variants?

>>149560618
More on the government for not euthanizing or lobotomizing the fuckwad

>>149560550
Turn-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezSoZ_hWeDM

If you're wanting to talk about destroying universes. Then Shuji from GQuuuuuuX destroyed multiple universes just for Lalah's happiness

>>149560651
Mark and Eve weren't married, she didn't have a kid with him, and they got back together and started a family and a fresh Viltrumite Empire while that dude goes on to never exist on the comics page again

>>149560579
Mash or Meliodas I guess

>>149560655
Is that why its coming back to theaters for a little bit? Based. I hope they lean into the apocalyptic horror vibe.

>>149560562
Hori forgot that halfway through the story too, to give Deku more shortcuts
>noooooo only deku can use AFO because...umm...because having another quirk would shorten your lifespan
many chapters later:
>it's taking too long for deku to actually earn anything, give him 7 more quirks NOW.

>it's unanimously agreed upon that Batman vs Bane is an extreme diff win for Batman
>it's unanimously agreed upon that Spiderman vs Batman is a no diff win for Batman
>and yet people unironically they that Batman could beat Superman
Why? Are they retarded? He can barely beat the Deathstroke and Bane in his own fucking comics. How the fuck is he gonna beat Superman? The Red Sun and Kryptonite aren't going to weaken Superman enough for Batman to beat him. And no amount of prep for Batman will work when Superman can think, react, and move at faster than light speeds and tank universe busting blows

>>149560665
Dunno, they were a cool spin on a classic but I guess they didn't want to stray too far off the mark. Funny that Shin Sonic became a thing though.

>>149560685
Kryptonite that Superman gave him

>>149560667
That is a very good point. They kept him alive because they were hoping to retrieve the quirks but just vaporizing the fucker and being done with it would have been a smarter play.

>>149560652
>Luffy needs Bvllsop to get hard
>Asta is a Black Bull

>>149559049
>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMOMSIMONSIMON

I can't respect Simon knowing he's just a Digger. I thought was like Koji Kabuto - pilot turned mechanic/researcher.

But no, Simon is just a fucking digger to the end.

>>149560685
because Batman HAS beaten Superman so many times.
>The Red Sun and Kryptonite aren't going to weaken Superman enough for Batman to beat him
except in every story Batman has ever used these, they do. The ones you see on vsbattle are exceptions, almost all the time a tiny shard of it in a plastic baggie btfoes clark
https://youtu.be/BF9_FnOJGok?t=122

>>149560652
Asta is a peasant who had less than nothing since he had no magic, he has to gas himself up to keep going but that's where his iron will to persevere is. Pretty much where his connection with Deku was because both were "underdog have-nothings" when they started and were released around the same time.
Don't know how Haki is like anti-magic though, it's more like the regular ki in BC, which is more primal than mana.
But Luffy is unironically a good matchup for him.

>>149560053
>this faggot just admitted xhe's the tranny spamming all three

>>149560682
I guess it's because the vestiges are technically the quirk wielders, not Deku, since he needs to call upon them and recieve them to actually use them.

>>149560712
>>149560713
kek

>>149560724
I understand WOD, and maybe xeeleee, but cradle? REALLY? Since when was the last time you saw fucking cradle in 4chan (that isn't a xianxia thread).

Catwoman vs. entire Flash family when?

>>149560739
Death Battle don't do fights that already got a clear winner

>>149560685
Yet he still wears his underwear over his pants.

>>149560719
Luffy's basedboy Shitka fruit was also a garbage hard work required fruit before he activated Gear 5 and it became the strongest fruit in verse lmao
I assume Asta's Anti-Magic is also some million year demonic trump card

>>149560719
I mean he had anti-magic and a devil for a brother, but whatever I guess.

>>149560685
Batman loses to Spidey tho

>>149560769
Hellbuster would oneshot and plap Mary Jane

>>149560759
>Asta's little imp brother is actually the reincarnated first Devil King who had his memories wiped when Lucifer took over or some bullshit

>>149560702
also the Kryptonite he had before that

>>149560724
that would be me, but it gets tiring and I understand things overstay their welcome. Doesn't stop others however.

>>149560784
why do you want Bruce to paste MJ and make Spidey ACTUALLY violently angry and determined?

>>149560714
>DCAU
Exactly the kind of shit I mean. You literally had to pick the noncanon Superman weaker than a planet buster to find a version that Batman could beat.
The canonical Superman slammed Superboy Prime through an asteroid field of Kryptonite, then a Red Sun, and then immediately afterwards, slammed him into a planet. The two then got up and started fist fighting.
In another comic, Superman fought Doomsday covered in Kryptonite and he was able to keep up.
Superman regularly fights Lex when he's fighting Kryptonite Power Armor.

A little Kryptonite and Red Sun will NOT give Batman the win.

>>149560784
>and plap Mary Jane
Not if Paul-sama has anything to say about it

>>149560601
I like this one

>>149560769
>Batman loses to Spidey tho
You're right. That was a typo. I mean everyone unanimously agrees that Spdierman will win if he's not jobbing.

>>149560800
Except the many, many, many times that it has.
Read Death Metal if you wanna see hundreds of Batman killing Superman with their contingency plans

>>149560784
If you use Hellbuster you also use Captain Universe or meta comics bullshit Spiderman.

>Deku has 8 OfA vestiges
>Yuji can unleash 8 soul destroying Black Flashes
lmao that's one vestige per flash, poor lil KEKu

>>149560712
>admits it
>again
That was easy.

>>149560713
I like Simon as a character even if his author's wank overblew his feats
too bad he's a canon cuck, but hey no one can be perfect

>>149560828
>DC schizophrenic episode

>>149560840
>DCDCDCDDCDC

>>149560825
>FUUUUCK! DEKU STOP WALKING AWAY AT A BRISK PACE WHILE YOU SPAM RANGED ATTACKS! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOU DO THAT! FIGHT ME YOU COWAAAAAAAAARD!!!

>>149560822
Death Metal is poorly written garbage inconsistent with the lore and full of plot holes and plot induced stupidity.

>>149560800
You seem really fixated over outliers, anon. Let me tell you now, Kryptonite in 99% of comics is super deadly to him, and a Red Sun depowers him instantly. They're not all written like the ones you read on vsbattlewiki

>>149560848
>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMOM

>>149560814
They could even go the whole "underdog vs. gifted genius" route if they wanted to even if it's total bullshit.

>>149560851
>COMICS IN GENERAL out of SOMEWHERE

>>149560822
Is that a Bat T-Rex? Did BWM turn into an 80s glam rocker? What the actual fuck is going on with that demented little gremlin there?

>>149560868
>simom
Calm your tits, ESL faggot.

>>149560855
Superman vs Superboy, Superman vs Doomsday, and Superman vs Lex in Kryptonite Armor aren't outliers. It's consistent. Clark has learned how to fight through Kryptonite

>>149560885
>listroon out of nowhere

>>149560885
>Listtranny out of nowhere

KINGle KINGner, the APEX of DC.
KINGmon KINGger, the APEX of TTGL.
KINGS.

>>149560850
Just send him to the train station.

>>149560892
>>149560855
>Superman vs Superboy, Superman vs Doomsday, and Superman vs Lex in Kryptonite Armor aren't outliers. It's consistent. Clark has learned how to fight through Kryptonite
Forgot to attach pic

>>149560910
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME I'M TRYING TO WATCH FINAL FANTASY CHALLENGE VIDEOS

>Toriyama: Goku isn’t interested in child-rearing, probably. He’s completely unqualified to be a father. (laughs) He doesn’t even have a job. Goku wants nothing other than to get stronger, and it feels like he doesn’t have any other instincts. So he shows absolutely no interest in things he’s not interested in. I’d bet he wouldn’t have had any interest in marriage, either.
Does Goku even have a libido?

>>149560378
Is this really 'strong' though? Her existence is a great example of just because you have universe level feats, it doesn't really matter if you can get one shot with a standard plasma weapon from your setting.

Can someone explain to ETL language African like myself why does cuck mean?

I looked up the phrase, okay. Then looked at the characters you called cucks - but it doesn't fit descriptions.

Can someone explain

>simonjeet is also the listtroon obsessed retard
>proves he's using multiple phones
India is here...

>>149560931
He had to have had one before given that Gohan and Goten exist.

>>149560872
There's also the whole angel/deity vs. demon angle with Leibe and Momoshiki

>>149560931
Listtroon seems to think so.

>>149560935
>Is this really 'strong' though?
It is when you consider DB only scales people at their peaks and not their standard MO
>Her existence is a great example of just because you have universe level feats, it doesn't really matter if you can get one shot with a standard plasma weapon from your setting.
100% agreed

>>149560668
Wow, impressive
Simon, Asura, Kirby, Goku, Superman and Green lantern etc…. Are better though…

>>149560939
A cuck is a man who gets cheated on or is weak and servile, I'm pretty sure.

>>149560892
>>149560919
They're 3 singular fights out of 100 years of multiple lines of comics. They're outliers, whenever Clark is faced with tiny amounts of kryptonite even in modern comics he keels over. You seriously need to stop assuming vsbattle is the entirety of comics, he hasn't "learned how to fight through kryptonite" it btfoes him every single time

>>149560919
>the heckin governmenterino wants to kill me
Never trust the feds, Clark. I thought your dad taught you that.

>>149560914
Doesn't that only give him one sure hit? If Deku tanks it he can continue running circles around him lmao

>>149560931
Goku and Vegeta have both sired two children each and didnt cheat on their wives or have their wives cheat on them to do it

>>149560931
RIP CHADiyama-sama

>>149560975
But the definition state that cuck needs the man to enjoy getting cheated? Most character suggest do not have that description.

>>149560947
What if Chi Chi stuck a syrienge in his balls and inseminated herself with his bloody sperm? She told him it was training. Or if she wished offscreen for Gohan to have Goku's genes after Yamcha impregnated her?

>batman can beat Superman I swea-
Nope. Batman wouldn't even be able to react to Superman. Superman can read EVERY medical book ever written with full comprehension before a normal person can even process that he's left a room.
That means in less than a second, Superman left the room, found every medical boom ever written, read and flipped through literal trillions of pages, and then understood it on such a profound level that he was confident enough he now knew enough about the subject to perform an emergency surgery.
No amount of prep time will help Batman when Superman is that fast. Zero.

>>149560985
He can tank it if he wants, he's still gonna lose a vestige. Also landing 1 BF basically guarantees that more are coming because of the hyperawareness it gives.

>>149561013
>*laughs in attoseconds*

>>149560892
>Clark has learned how to fight through Kryptonite
Please read the current run by Williamson, anon, if you've ever read any of his runs before. He most certainly has not

>>149561013
here's Batman speedblitzing 3 Supermen at once.
And then he beat them all up too. Cry about it

>>149561021
Well yeah, but if he doesn't NEED that vestige and loses something that's not too much of an issue it doesn't change much and he can continue kiting. Also, his dismantle isn't a black flash and won't put Deku in Yuji's range.

Goku is a winless, kissless kek.

>>149561013
nothing is stopping Batman from just coating a lead-lined batsuit with Kryptonite like how Lex had a Kryptonite-powered suit, except without the lead lining so that gave him cancer because Lex is actually profoundly mentally retarded

Any good matchups against an Armored Core NEXT that isnt a complete stomp in either direction?
Kojima particles kinda just fry 90% of normal mechs but NEXTs arent gonna solo your multiversal mechas.

>>149561052
THE ONE WHO ONLY SPEAKS IN CANON TRUE REALITIES...

>>149561045
And here is Batman getting shot by normal cops. Cry about it.

>>149561013
>>149561045
>comic niggas trying to discuss powerscaling and realizing their hero's power is retardly inconsistent across runs

>>149561047
>he loses Blackwhip
KWAB

Yuji is a hands merchant, his shrine or blood manipulation won't be much of a factor outside of a surprise attack.

>>149561078
DC high tiers are actually street to gas station tier, this is known.

>>149561066
Batman's usually smarter about how he uses Kryptonite than Lex. That's probably why he wins and Lex loses, Lex always wants to inject it in his penis and make a flying green superman suit

>>149561074
Zone of the Enders?

>>149557971 (OP)
If you show the autism of current powerscaling community to an powerscaliner from the early 2010s and 2000s, they will said you are lying about it

>>149561078
Here is Superman getting raped. Cry about it (he sure did)

>>149561078
>AH FUCK A CAT
Batman confirmed sub-cat tier

>>149559991
>Getting to eat Gary's cum from Ash's ashhole
God I wish that were me

>>149561120
KINGslov GAPED SISSYman

>>149561085
Losing black whip wouldn't be the end of the world, he still has air pressure to rely on and can still put more distance between him and Yuji. If Yuji wins the lottery and snipes the original power stockpile quirk (assuming one of the other vestiges can't make a sacrifice) then Izuku is pretty fucked though, I don't think he can kite as effectively without it.

>>149560685
He has the best Red Sun weapons ever, this one let him beat the crap out of 3 Evil Supermen at the same time.

>>149561110
Powerscaling was kino back then. Multiversal and Omnipotent were the highest tiers because back then, there was no nonsense about dimensional scaling, or irrelevant speed, or outerversal bullshit.
Powerscalers also actually read the source material back then so you didn't have people unironically saying shit like FTL Batman, FTL Jojo characters, outerversal Superman etc.

>>149561110
>getting powercliffed by autism
KEKADOOBIEDOO

>>149561120
Was this before, or after, Lobo fucked his Mom and then Superman cried while hugging her as she was still leaking Lobo's jizz?

>>149561159
before

>>149561140
I doubt it since the first vestige would be the most deeply rooted. It'd probably eliminate them starting with All Might's pseudo-vestige, then Nana, and on and on. So he might be pretty good for a little while. It could also work by targeting the "active" quirk so whichever one he's using outside of OfA itself could get torn out.

>panel of x blitzing the fastest character in the comic book verse
>panel of x failing to dodge the most mundane shit ever
>panel of x holding the fabric of the universe together out of sheer will and beating the shit out of multiversal threats
>panel of x jobbing to a random street tier
Comic books in a nutshell

>>149561159
Is that actually a thing that happened? CHADbo GAPED SISSYman's mommy?

>>149561103
I enjoy how Batman is a decent check for Superman, to the point where Clark literally trusts him with anti-Superman measures in most continuities because he knows Lex can't fuckin' do it and just wants him dead anyway

I want to see another story with Thought Robot.

>>149561193
yep, actually a thing that happened. And then she got murderised at the end again so the last thing she ever did was get porked by some greasy biker douche who bullies her son

>>149561206
That's FUARKING incredible.

>>149561191
it's almost like different writers have different ideas for how they wish to portray the same characters

>>149561198
I don't get Superman fans getting mad at Batman beating him anyway. He's doesn't win because his powers or supersuits are better it's cause he knows the cheatcodes

>>149561120
>Here is Superman getting raped. Cry about it (he sure did)
Here is Batman getting mind raped by the Joker. Cry about it (he sure did).
Batman was such a bitch here that Superman had to absorb his trauma and endure it for him because Batman was too mentally weak to handle it. KWAB

>>149561226
people just think Superman gapes composite fiction because that's what they were told, same reason as why 99% of characters in these threads are gigawanked beyond recognition

>>149561199
>I want to see another story with Thought Robot.
I don't. They'd bring him back so that he can job and suffer a humiliating defeat to hype up the next big bad villain, thus defeating the whole purpose of Cosmic Armor Superman: good always beating evil

>>149561149
I think I blamed the WIS YouTube shorts that spawn in early 2020 and shift to more higher tears which include outerversal, irrelevant speed that make the power scaling worse

>>149561249
he jobbed and got defeated in his own story.

If Hulk loses they should make him fight Z or GT Goku to see who goes 0-4.

>>149561265
Goku thinks she's an adult because she's taller than Bejita

>>149561226
>I don't get Superman fans getting mad at Batman beating him anyway.
Because the slower than bullets human who regularly struggles versus a man on steroids is never going to beat the faster than light universe busting alien

>>149561265
>Have no fear, I am here.
>I'll save you Madoka-chan
>Gokek: I'M A PEDOPHILE?!

>>149561265
Aww, so nice of Madoka to entertain PSYCHOku's fantasies instead of just fodderizing him :)
#HEARTWARMING

>>149561265
GOKU YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL ALONE! SHE'S FOR ME!

>>149561275
>>149561265
All AI engines that still have this ugly greasy sheen over everything are such fucking trash.

>>149561265
>Madoka pretending to be a victim to make Gokek feel better instead of just instantly vaporizing him

>>149560390
He WHAT

>>149561289
better than the ghibli piss filter

>>149561265
>YOU GET AWAY FROM HER, QUEEN MADOKA CAN HAVE ONLY ONE FOOTSTOOL!!!

>>149561218
>>149561206
>>149561159
Not canon. It happened in an elseworld universe

>>149561275
Page 3 will be a fight
Page 4 will be Superman putting a rape-victim jacket over madoka
Page 5 will be Hulk raping Gokek in pedo-jail with spanish text.

>>149561311
It's very obviously not canon but telling these "people" that isn't going to stop them either way

>>149561311
>>149561328
It's canon and noone has ever called it an elseworld

>>149561300
Not even by a long shot, though that is also fucking horrendous

>>149561352
you're right, AI is dogshit regardless of filters especially when it's used in such tedious ways

>>149559731
That's why there's been an uptick in Ash Ketchum farting pictures

>>149561507
Source?

>>149561311
Post the comic.