Thread 149561401 - /co/ [Archived: 6 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:25:38 AM No.149561401
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>millenialtroons thinks this shit is somehow good, even would say that it's a masterpiece
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:28:20 AM No.149561438
>>149561401 (OP)
In your own words, what's your issue with it?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:29:26 AM No.149561454
>>149561438
Gaston should've had gay sex with the Beast
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:31:09 AM No.149561492
>>149561454
Is there a reason you think the lack of such a scene makes the movie bad, instead of just elevating it if it did exist?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:32:21 AM No.149561506
What a strange cover.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:34:53 AM No.149561541
>>149561401 (OP)
>zoomers think frozen is a great movie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:39 AM No.149561631
>>149561401 (OP)
>>149561506
Never seen that cover before, it doesn't even make sense. Thought it was a direct-to-video sequel or something.

At any rate, any movie from the Disney renaissance era is good; there's a reason why they are still referenced and seen as old standards for western animations: the animation qualiy is great, the songs are iconic, the design is nice, the story is straightforward.... what's not to like?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:11 AM No.149561672
>>149561401 (OP)
Always hated this movie doesn't help that the prince is innocent of course a preteen boy doesn't want a witch looking homeless bum hag in his castle she looks haggard and scary. And what do you know despite her true form being pretty she acted like any given witch from fairy tales as suspected.

Never liked this shitty movie. Belle is also an insufferable Mary Sue she's totally a genius because she reads fantasy novellas instead of actually impressive things like her father's engineering to be an inventor. Being able to read doesn't make you intelligent especially if you read shit. Just look at most of the damn internet. I just fucking hate this movie and I really hated how the universe bends backwards for Belle. She doesn't do anything to earn her status and I was never convinced she loved the Best. Didn't feel any attraction between them compared to Aladdin with Jasmine or Simba with Nala.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:45:30 AM No.149561692
BnB poster
BnB poster
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>>149561506
>>149561631
It's one of the alternate theater posters.
Disney used two different posters for their movies at the time, usually one or some times two different "Here's the cast" style posters, and one more artsy one. Most people is familiar with the artsy one.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:07 AM No.149561716
>>149561401 (OP)
I honestly don't even remember the feather duster being in the movie.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:12 AM No.149561733
>>149561692
This one makes it look like they're escaping or something, why're they so far away from the castle?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:51:19 AM No.149561767
>>149561541
Any stupid twat who likes Frozen deserves to die a depressed spinster. Elsa and Anna have got to be the worst Disney characters to have become popular role models. They are stupid, irresponsible, immature, and shitty. Any twat who tries to live their life like Elsa and Anna deserves brutal misery and suffering until they die.

Same to any dumb fuck who tries to imitate Gilmore Girls its the same trash, flaky irresponsible women of privilege being shielded from consequences with shit writing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:53:25 AM No.149561796
Aladdin-Vintage-Movie-Poster-Original
Aladdin-Vintage-Movie-Poster-Original
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>>149561733
It's just sort of how cartoon posters would do things at the time. Just cram iconography from the movie in there in some way, with little care for narrative sense.
Here's the one for Aladdin.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:54:30 AM No.149561812
Aladdin alt poster
Aladdin alt poster
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>>149561733
>>149561796
And the alternate one.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:56:59 AM No.149561837
>>149561796
Atleast the composition in this poster is good, the other one looks like those shitty B-tier movies you'd find in a dollar store
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:59:14 AM No.149561866
>>149561506
It is less crazier than the ones they used for Hercules
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:33 AM No.149561890
>>149561837
I think since the artsy poster for Little Mermaid got such positive response, they likely knew that the artsy one would get used way more, and probably just phoned it in.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:05 AM No.149561973
>>149561401 (OP)
Why are all the things outside the castle?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:01 AM No.149561983
>>149561812
>>149561692
The artsy ones are way better aesthetically, but I guess they may not be very eye-catching for younger audiences, so that's why they made 2 of each.
>>149561672
I see your point, that she seems to have no downsides and that everyone in her village sings her praises and all, but she isn't exactly a Mary Sue, we don't see her solving every problem by herself, and the people are only saying stuff because A: she prefers to read and spend time alone than interact with people in the village and do more peasant-y stuff, and B: she doesn't seem to be looking for romance, which the villagers find weird considering she is young and pretty.

I mean yeah you can stretch it a bit and call her Mary Sue, but I think she is just minding her business for the most part. I don't remember her imposing over others, except when she defended the beast.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:05 AM No.149562063
>>149561983
She thinks rather low of the townspeople collectively. And remember that includes the nice book keeper who gave her favorite for free. Belle is a Mary getting free shit is why I hate her. This was before she went to Beast's castle where she got gifted even more free shit like dresses and her own library. Context be damned this bitch is getting free gifts she was even given the Beast's magic mirror for free. I can't stand how she kept getting perks simply because she exists as this wonderful Mary Sue which she is.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:44:42 AM No.149562430
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Shrek is the better version of this same story. Deal with it, dumb millenoids. Beauty and the beast is basically the start of Woke bullshit we still see today.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:23 AM No.149562920
>>149561401 (OP)
I just watched it for the first time and thought it was good.

>>149561672
All true, but it didnโ€™t stop me from enjoying it. The witch situation being fucked up feels par for the course for traditional mystical beings. So many folklore traditions revolve around children being taken away and eaten for minor infractions.
Belle is also a bit of a cunt, but I thought the relationship between her and Beast was very well done. It helps that heโ€™s actually intimidating at first. The voice actor did a tremendous job.

>>149562430
Shrek is funnier, but I canโ€™t get over the hideous visuals. Itโ€™s one small step above direct to dvd animation like Food Fight.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:04 AM No.149562936
>>149561692
>>149561812
These are amazing what are you faggots talking about?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:34 AM No.149562952
>>149562920
What about it is hideous? New Shrek is hideous.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:35:10 AM No.149564070
>>149561506
I keep thinking the same every time OP reposts this thread. Belle's clothes got a weird alt color variant. The Beast appearing in the clouds with a grumpy face makes him look like the big bad of the movie. The art looks kinda cheap compared to other Disney cast posters like this. Something about it reminds me of direct-to-video sequels or even mockbusters/ripoffs.