OH MY SCIENCE I HECKIN LOVE WOMARINOS

>>149566165 (OP)
do you think this video got him laid?

Grrrr I should be getting pussy not him!

>>149566165 (OP)
why do rightwingers seethe so much about this video?

>SHUT YE' TRAP UP, YE LOUSY NIGGER!

>>149566183
some alt right grifter made a xitter post about it

Sexual attraction to women once again proven to be a Jewish anti-white communist psyop

>>149566165 (OP)
How did he manage to make liking women gay?

>>149566183
Every hated it
Left thought it was cringe and that he sounded desperate, a she sounded desperate to get in women's pants
Right thought it was gay
Both thought it was cringe
It snowballed out of control to the point everyone forgot what tribe they were supposed to be fighting for, the right at first were defending him but then found something they didn't like about him and then called him gay, and then more people joined in after the fact to chime in
Making anything on the internet is not worth it

>>149566201
Monetizing the check mark was a mistake

>>149566165 (OP)
>"Look at me, ladies! I have cat ears and a bow in my hair! Aren't I just so approachable and non-threatening?!"
do moids really?

>>149566183
"I am a hetero man, I fantasies about fucking all kinds of women." was too much of a truth bomb for the boys.

>>149566165 (OP)
unfortunately this is just a highly exaggerated version of how most straight men act nowadays

I'm so glad I'm not a onions faggot, I never think about sex with women

>>149566183
Being a faggot that's straight is still being a faggot

>>149566183
Tbf everybody was clowning on him, even people he knew.

>>149566183
We laughed at how gay it was.
Leftists were the ones who cancelled him for being a "le sexist creep."

>>149566179
Didn't his wife or gf or whatever that was posted something akin to giving him pity sex because of the cyberbullying?

>>149566249
It's especially disturbing how he does this in his 30's.

>>149566705
Because he’s not trying to appeal to 30s women. It’s scheming to get young pussy.

>>149566165 (OP)
>I like GIRLS
>but not because I want to fuck them
>or because of their personalities
>or their storylines
>I like girls because they check a list of progressive acceptance boxes based on body positivity and nonthreatening virtue signaling so you don't think I'm one of those japan-loving perverts who has repulsive masculine urges to fuck sexy women

>>149566201
You call us many things, but never a liar...

>>149566165 (OP)
It takes talent to make being straight gay

>>149566778
Nothing straight about him. This guy unironically looks like the chud meme in real life and buys dresses for himself. He's one late-night discord chat away from trooning out.

>>149566165 (OP)
>>149566179
>>149566688
His wife always had sexual relations with him, despite being asexual. Her sticking up for him online was the cherry on top. If that isn't love, idk what is. Dude won.

>>149566201
>he thinks zoomers invented femdom
dominatrixes can be traced back to ancient times

he's not a rapper.
the combination of femboy and big jiggling titties should be a crowd pleaser but the audio is cringe.
There's a reason we watch it muted.

It's kind of incredible how gay he made being straight look. It takes dedication to be able to suck any sense of masculinity out of ogling hot chicks.

>>149567176
>he's not a rapper.

>I want to fuck every woman, I don't care how they look I want to get my dick wet. Listen to my song about it
Okay dude

>>149566165 (OP)
They hated him because he spoke the truth . Women are cute.

>>149566165 (OP)
Back to the sharty

>>149566201
Not much of this is wrong though.
>>149567094
There has definitely has been an increase of "step on me mommy" types in the past decade. Because men know it's safer to be open about their sexual interests if their interests are submissive.

>>149566253
>I am a hetero man who enjoys manly man things and the male physique
this kind of chris-chan level of denial will never not be funny

>>149566183
Are the rightwingers in the room with us right now?

>>149567560
Why is it that gays think all men are gay and are just too 'cowardly' to say it? I've observed it before with these fag posters, are they just coping for being homos or what?

>>149567590
the inner workings of the homophobic homosexual are an enigma

>>149566183
They're repressed homosexuals, and this video points that out to them

>>149567590
This is why people hate fagots and troons. Everything has to be about their fetishes and they make horrible dishonest arguments about how they are right.
>Dude, football is about a bunch of men tackling each other! You don't think that's gay?
>Wrestling is just a bunch of half naked oilly men touching each other! Pretty in the closet!
>Oh you care about your looks? Isn't that a girl thing? That means you're gay!
>Did you just hug your best friend who is the same sex as you? Totally in the closet!

>>149566183
It's literally the same as everyone making fun of Will Smith but with the knowledge that he's also a crossdressing weeb.
I'm sure it's shitposting but anons are frequently obtuse enough to not realize why something obviously cringe and gay is cringe and gay.

I preferred this thread when the first post was about kemoshotas

>>149567458
This

>>149567656
>>149567590
>>149567560
Why are you guys rambling about gay people in a thread about a guy making a song parody that talks about various types of women to be horny for?

>>149567560
We know, being sexually attracted to females is the ultimate homo move. True big dick energy chads sniff the shit stains other men leave in the upholstery.

>>149567590
They don't. It's that closeted guys frequently overcompensate to the point that it was a pre-internet meme.

>>149567590
only women are allowed to be comfortable in their bodies, chud.

>>149568424
To be truly straight you have to only be attracted to stick women with huge tits but NOT big butts because only brown people like big butts and I already forgot what I was talking about

>>149568490
>bi-faggot
>everyone knows im bi
>i dont hide my attraction to men
>still get called closeted looking for kinky women and lusting over them

what fucking gives man.

You could hate the messenger all you want, but the message is still true.

>>149566201
Ain’t this the faggot that got assmad about some art of some medieval dude getting stabbed through chainmail and made a whole thread seething about it?

>Niggas are so gay that when a person is straight they have a panic attack and drop a 5000 page textwall to try to explain it away

>>149567716
>Obtuse
I genuinely don't see how this video is so particularly "cringe" that it warrants the response it got. It's dumb and soupy, looks like something an anime fan would make to impress his girlfriend, but it isn't SO grating that it needs a million threads and tons of bitching on all social media platforms.

Literally the best explanation I've seen for it is >>149566201 where people are literally just feigning outrage because of a parasocial relationship with their internet daddy demanded they have a performative kneejerk opinion.

>>149566165 (OP)
Simple: It's not a song I can hip thrust to like Sir-Mix-A-Lot's. I can't put it on in the car and move in my seat because it's just so-so as a song.
Personally, I think if he leaned more into all the girls he's into being fictional woman, it could have turned into something like that super-mario 3 music with lyrics video.
>>149567176
And he's not a rapper

>>149567519
There's been an increase in that kind of femdom posting in public forums because it is simply becoming more societally accepted and therefore people are more open about it.

I've been here long before MeToo was a sparkle in society's eye, and there were always a rather large quantity of threads and posts along the lines of "step on me mommy". The difference is that back then, to voice this sort of thing in public would get you thought of as a weird freak the same way that vore or a fat fetish would. It's just become more normalized so people are more openly talking about it.

>>149568534
A lot of raped crossdressers hate trannies for having pedophilic tendencies, that won't make me hate them less for doing the exact same thing with a lot more prominence.

>>149566983
That's not a dress, that's Ded Moroz cosplay

>>149566165 (OP)
making fun of & bullying someone for making a harmless video is mean

>>149567519
>There has definitely has been an increase of "step on me mommy" types in the past decade. Because men know it's safer to be open about their sexual interests if their interests are submissive.
Yeah, online at least. I don't think it translates to offline life much. Saying "step on me mommy" around your family while watching TV with your family and you'll still get more weird looks than just going AWOOOOOOOOGA to a babe.

No one likes faggots and definitely not double faggots
No one likes bifags, not even bifags themselves.
>I like women but I also like getting fucked in the ass, teehee
The Will Smith example is a funny comparison too as he is a known tosser

>>149568916
What else am I supposed to do with all this hatred and self-loathing?

>>149568865
a raped crossdresser can at least openly admit that they are victims of sa and can heal so long as they're in the company of the opposite sex.

troons, however, who use that for going even further with psychological sa are far worse. they cant go physical with their actions but they can manipulate them and make their recovery harder, and permanently damage them (ironically, a lot of non-troons employ similar tactics by observing how troons behave, so you'll have to be on alert for their ""allys""").

>>149568966
Will Smith? really? sounds more like a humiliation ritual desu.

>>149568916
The leftist way

>>149568966
bifags and faggots are ok so long as they're not getting a throbbing hard-on trying to insert their gay fantasies into basic hetero interactions.
dont think we can't see through your uno-reverse card shit, troon.

>>149568916
Good thing the video wasn't harmless, and literally genocided women then.

>>149569089
>No u
>X cries out in pain as he strikes you
Just made my point, especially with sign.

>>149568966
I like faggots and bifags

>>149569172
nah, i know what your kind do. if you want your little gay fantasies to be ''normalised'', then allow it to be in harmony with ''asexual'' fantasies as well.

>>149569266
>''asexual'' fantasies
Um, what does this mean

>>149566201
what's the underover on him looking much worse than the fruitlooph here

>>149568699
You're overthinking it bro, it was just a really gay video and it picked up momentum. It don't gotta be that deep, sometimes everyone just calls you fag because you're really faggy.

>Redditors swarming to defend the ultimate beta male as usual

>>149569537
>it was just a really gay video
It wasn't SO gay that everybody's gotta talk about it for years after.

>>149568837
Nigga that shit still fucking is. Some things are never going to be widely accepted and being a total submissive fagot is one of them.

>>149568530
Because people are still too dumb to understand what bisexuality is. There’s this perception insinuating that it’s impossible. That people can only be straight or gay.

>>149569553
Are the Redditors in the room with us?

>>149569745
to be fair gay men and straight women both hate bi men. if you're an openly bi man i can only assume you hate yourself a lot and want to live on a harder mode for some reason. or you just really, really, really like dick to the point where you cannot and will not stick with women.

>>149566165 (OP)
I can't quite explain why but as a woman watching this just makes me physically recoil the same way I did when hearing that Mother's Basement guy enthusiastically say "Tummy!" in a video of his that YT recommended me

>>149566201
Is that Freddie Gibbs?

>>149570061
>as a woman
doubt.jpeg

What happened to this guy?

>>149569786
Yeah, and you're one of them.

>>149569553
The people who cringed at him first would be called redditors by you

>>149569790
>bi-man
>openly hating myself that I chase after women

more like women shamed men for even 'thinking' about the idea of being attracted to women that they get metoo themselves psychologically down to chasing dick to keep their careers safe. ive seen it happen a lot in the industry.

>>149570128
if you're primarily chasing after and fucking women why would you come out as bi? woke points with progressive women?

>>149570127
>um ackshually you just said the exact opposite of what you said because um I said so

>>149570158
So you can call them faggotphobes if they reject your unwanted sexual harassment.

>>149569786
Yes, check your mirror.

>>149570162
I said this.

>>149569745
Just like with genders there are only 2 sexualities. You're either straight or a fagot.

>>149570235
funniest thing is this is what gay men think as well about bi men. everyone who didn't pick the fag side is a porn addict according to them.

>>149569790
i think both sexes have their quirks and unique kinks. but its quite obvious that women have to follow along more 'rules' in regards to sexual niches that men take for granted, especially fags.
a lot of it is stereotyping and conditioning, ironically, mainly to shame both sexes from ever interacting with each other. its pretty fucked up.

>>149570557
women are expected to be naturally bi thoever. a bi man is seen as either a coping fag or a porn addict.

>>149570701
bi men, the ones you and your ilk claim are 'coping fags/porn addicts' are just more in touch to their hormones like a women is. both sexes see their sexual nature differently and they're not always interested in engaging with constant sexual encounters. the ones that do is usually down to peer pressure from the 'coping fags' and 'porn addicts' who expect everyone to act the way they do.

>>149570750
>are just more in touch to their hormones like a women is.
women are usually completely ruled by their hormones and emotions. that doesn't sound like a compliment.

>and they're not always interested in engaging with constant sexual encounters.
better tell that to modern empowered women who sleep around constantly with the same handful of high value men in their area.

>>149569654
>Years
We're the only ones still talking about it fag boy, and only because we're looking back on funny times. Maybe some trannoid are still mad about it, but everyone else just doesn't care anymore.

>>149566183
Too straight for them

>>149570796
>women are usually completely ruled by their hormones and emotions.

which, depending on the 'decency' of a woman, can actually be highly required to stabilise a chaotic environment. a man that is completely out of touch with the fluctuating hormones of his own is completely useless in an area where maternal instinct in a must.

>modern empowered women
systemic, mainly because men are not willing to be emotionally open to guide others, and fear of being called 'faggot' or 'depraved' hence the women will constantly throw themselves at men who use their hormones for malicious means.
you shame your own sex drive, then no woman will come towards you, and its a recipe for psychological disaster.

>bi men, the ones you and your ilk claim are 'coping fags/porn addicts' are just more in touch to their hormones like a women is

>>149570896
>mainly because men are not willing to be emotionally open to guide others, and fear of being called 'faggot' or 'depraved'
yeah and straight women would call them faggot too if they showed any emotion other than anger.

>>149570932
thats my point. how is that considered healthy? the only way to deal with the toxicity of even straight women is accepting that the fags and bifags are not completely in the wrong, and a lot of them have ended up the way they have thanks to systemic peer pressure pushing them into those identities. even the trans community is as toxic as it is because of this shit. you need to accept that women do not 'own' the hormones of the human body. it belongs to men too.

its just the virtue signaling that people find obnoxious. It's pretty clearly the videos purpose is targeted at females to make his little catboy self insert seem like mr.niceguy who's fictional waifus are actually super empowering and not a coomer like everyone else!!! (aka cope)

the video itself and it's ''messege"(if it even has one) isn't bad, it's just the perfect storm of self-insert, reddit, and virtue signaling to make it almost universally annoying.
the aesthetic of trying too hard to be cute is annoying and can come off as predatory in the modern discord-groomer age (picrel).

Oh and he's also an obnoxious millennial.
>t. zoomer

Maybe, hetero-male sexualities are ridiculed if not vilified in society *AND* right-wingers care more about appearances, ego, status and norms more than actual heterosexuality *AND* everyone hates bisexuals?

>>149571188
>thought he was a zoomer this whole time
>he wasnt

>>149571188
>Oh and he's also an obnoxious millennial.
he's a 96 babby and barely a millennial. way closer to gen z in my opinion. 97 would be considered gen z and would have had the exact same experience growing up.

Hesse aka CLaire Penis from the Seeking Derangements podcast and Movie mindset with Will Menaker from Chapo Trap House won.

>>149569553
it's not like being a beta is a crime people have a right to be lil guys as long as they're not annoying and make it anyone else's problem, and this video probably didn't affect your life negatively so why are yo upset.

>>149571508
I saw it so it negatively impacted my life

>>149570804
>jocat
>straight
lol lmao

>>149571525
a cringe lil video about 2b and Mirko being hot by a wannabe catboy is not the collective wellbeing of the people my nigga, at most it's just harmlessly embarrasing, you don't have to like it, but I struggle to understand the visceral reaction of hatred and need so many people had to make this into an all encompassing problem about modern men, the left saying it was objectification and the right saying men are turning into basedboys.

Mfer can just be a lil efeminate and make an animation you cringed a little at, nothing more to it, I'd argue that a truly masculine man would just move on and go fuck some bitches instead of being so interested in discussion the implication of it online, then again, here I am discussing it with you, but it's not like I'm currently getting bitches in my life so I'm proving my own point

>>149570797
>fag boy
Ooh, Mr. Edgy. Been playing some Shadow the Hedgehog?

Quit being a cunt.

So this thread is literally just an excuse for a /pol/ reject to larp about being a moral crusader and an alpha? Because that's pretty fuckin lame and gay.

>>149566165 (OP)
Gayest part was putting Dusa there. Fucking devs blueballing the players.

>>149566201
This is all completely true though

>>149568702
It doesn't have the energy of the Tomboy Mine AMV or Touch Fluffy Tail.

>>149566183
They hate it when men aren't rugged, manly men. Whenever they see a man who is exactly like they are except less rugged, it scares them. They believe they will turn into that man if left to their own devices, and that this will inevitably lead to them being gay. Righties are very afraid of turning gay. That's why they overcompensate so much.
That's also why they complain about this 'safe horny' malarky. They believe that anything other than a boring, idealized female will eventually turn them gay. They legitimately believe that liking women will turn them gay.

>>149571825
I still hate that a floating head friendzoned me

>>149569790
Being Bi is the ultimate power move for any Alpha Male PUA.
When you don't want to deal with a bitch any more, you just suck dick in front of her and forever destroy her self-esteem. The single move of sucking dick denies the totality of her being as a woman and crushes any idea that anything she may do will ever matter to you. Because, after all, she can never be a man.

>>149571984
nigga you clearly never heard of bara.

>>149572080
Trusting a right winger to understand that big, hairy guys can also be gay is a waste of time. Every right winger fears becoming a limp wristed fairy, and projects that fear on the gays around them

>>149568575
Where is this book-long manifesto? I wanna read it.

>>149572099
but what if openly gay big hairy gays find effeminate faggots annoying.

>>149572099
> Every right winger fears becoming a limp wristed fairy.

you mean getting treated second-class like women do? yeah, understandably why the men would, especially in hollywood.

>>149566201
I get what this guy partially means but what the fuck is his idea of a positive "sexual being?" or "Normal white male sexual expression?"
He points out every other way of sexual expression but doesn't explain what it would be otherwise.

>>149572139
Well then they would be based.

>>149572158
>getting treated second-class like women do?
women are worshipped in western societies. it is not our fault they explicitly choose abuse chads to fuck.

>>149571571
faggotry is disgusting and needs to be violently purged from every corner of western civilization

>>149566165 (OP)
I think he's an idiot who cultivated a toxic tumblr adjacent fanbase. I don't think he deserved the backlash he got for the video.

>>149572225
if abuse 'chads' control the job market, then yeah, makes sense why they would.
also, an abusive chad being a faggot and expecting his male employees to be just as helpless as the women?
can you see why right-winged men don't want that?

>>149566688
>wife
>asexual
What?

>>149572298
young men literally have a higher unemployment rate compared to young women.

No really I have no clue what that faggot means by "normal white male sexual expression" and I don't want to use a twitter portal to go through his dogshit opinions history just to find out seriously what did he mean by that.

>>149572320
and the young men that have jobs are usually extremely effeminate like their female staff because the abusive gaymen at the top dont allow any other kind of man except limp-wristers.

>>149567519
>>149568837
I think it's just that Gen Z males seem to have significantly more mommy issues than their predecessors because the Gen X women who birthed them had their own issues with parental neglect and projected it onto their own kids by becoming controlling helicopter parents, resulting in a generation of men who look for domineering women.
You really notice this in the increased demand for soft femdom in particular.

>>149572389
It's weird and I hate it.

>>149567656
They're right about wrestling though. Oiled up men in speedos rubbing against one another is super gay.

>>149568508
>only brown people like big butts
this is true

>>149572389
>because the Gen X women who birthed them had their own issues with parental neglect and projected it onto their own kid
Heres a simpler reason. The percentage of gen x raised by single mothers was 8%. The percentage of single mothers for gen Z is 28%.
Doesnt take a scientist to see parental issues being more common when 1 out of every 5 of a population starts out with a guarenteed parental issues with no daddy. And thats not even counting the ones with both parents but their parents are shit.

>>149568699
>I genuinely don't see how this video is so particularly "cringe" that it warrants the response it got.
Most social media outrage is overblown. All his clown had to do was ignore the backlash and move on like nothing happened. Plenty of content creators have walked away scot free from serious criminal allegations by simply ignoring them. Instead, this guy caved in, disappeared from the internet and made sure this would be all he'll ever be known for.

>>149572459
the solution is to remove your dick, then oiled up wrestling matches in speedos wont be gay anymore. cant be awkward as long as your dick aint there. then you wont have to worry about the potential of your wrestling being gay anymore. im sure it'll be psychologically reassuring that way with no repercussions whatsoever.

>>149566183
>Right wingers
It was Tumblr that ran him off the internet for it.

>>149572815
That sounds like tranny nonsense and while it's okay to be gay, it is never okay to be a troon.

>>149572909
being gay is ok so long as it isn't a crutch to deal with ptsd. homo-erotic sports like wrestling are gay by their very nature but outside of the arena, they can be quite destructive.
but then, that would be saying gay is destructive..so, that would mean all violent tendencies are gay, which is something netflix really likes to preach.

You're all like a bunch of gossipy housewives.

>>149566179
Now'a'days, it would get him called a predator.

>>149572308
It's just more retarded virtue signaling.

>>149567590
They don't have the sense to know when not to groom someone. Or maybe they have perfect sense, because they can murderrape children openly, and not face punishment.

>>149573078
>Now'a'days
It wasn't that long ago...

...Was it?

>>149573202
Only 4 years ago.

>>149572906
Actually
>We blamed Tumblr
>Tumblr blamed us
>Sharty were the ones who actually doxed him which is what ultimately chased him off the internet

>>149573607
he still seems to have an online presence. so it didn't scare him off for very long.

>>149572981
Only fags see sports as gay, because being gay is there personality.
Everyone can be buck naked and it still wouldn't be gay, because of the absence of gay tension.

>>149572906
>>149573607
it was posted in 2021 tumblr hasn't been relevant for years at that point.

>>149573533
That's like 4 decades in internet time.