How can you fix Mary Jane Watson?

take her to the vet

>>149568128 (OP)
She needs to give footjobs.

>>149568128 (OP)
Being barefoot all the time

Have her marry her Perfect, Awesome, Unstoppable Lover.

Having her barefoot all the time or wearing sandals.

Mary Jane doesn't need to be fixed. The people writing her need to be fixed.

>>149568128 (OP)
Her feet, on my face

>>149568128 (OP)
From another thread, but in this way

>>149568327
They've already castrated themselves long ago culturally and financially. They're the reason comics are irrelevant and a dead end as a job.

>>149568257
Womens who uses only sandals are canon the best ones

>>149568327
This. Specially Raimi

i can only imagine how many incels spiderman has created. god damn is spiderman stuff just so pointlessly sad.

>>149568128 (OP)
Consider Civil War the series finale of Marvel and get on with your life.

>>149568128 (OP)
Needs to be FAT!

>>149568368
I have heard that the reason why the Amazing Spider-Man is so sub-par in everything from art to dialogue to plot and characterization is because the creators know that whatever new and interesting and unique they will do will get retconned to hell so that is why they just do the minimum.

>>149568416
What did you expect when one of his creators was himself an incel.

>>149568416
It hasn't created incels. It created anons outta normies who could singularly point to one of the most popular modern characters as an example being corrupted by the forces that were about to run rampant in the 2010's, limiting the internet with insane ideologies and the great corporate restricting of that fun to a point that it completely mindbroke people into not criticizing media that is shit. A great lowering of standards that was precipitous and so widespread across all forms of media.

>>149568450
Yeah I wrote that knowing it to be the case. Kirby said comics was a bad business and discouraged people from going into it. Almost all of the creators we liked were not smart financial people who had any real acumen in arguing for better pay, a union, or something else. They had only passion and the opportunity to work for companies they admired. So they probably got stuck with shit pay for a long time. Two of the most notable people were Todd and Shooter who actually threatened to make the system better and they got eventually hamstringed or ousted.
I don't blame the creators who don't try but the ones who try to defend their companies are the real parasites. The creators who might not try and ruin some characters we like may be ok as people and that is alright. We can still criticize their writing. Either way, we need the sales to go lower. God knows the writers and artists are trying on that front.

>>149568544
Comics are really a vicious business. It’s just so sad in the end you know. Just so sad.

>>149568128 (OP)
Cumming her soles

>>149568128 (OP)
Unironically take her away from Spider-related books and throw her into being the supporting cast of some other character. Doesn't (and shouldn't) even need to be a love interest, just needs different characters to bounce off for a while.
At least then she might get the chance to leave her spider-rut

why does everyone want to cum on her feet what the fuck

She doesn't even deserve to be fixed anymore desu, she's a whore. Screw her, Paul can have her. They should either keep Peter with Felicia or reunite him with Gwen now that she's alive, if she's not another clone, of course, which she apparently isn't.

>>149569400
I never understand why people will take the "Mary Jane is a whore" stance but say he should be with Felicia in the same breath. Felicia has fucked like half a dozen of Peter's friends and actively tried to tempt a married man into committing adultery in the pre-omd era.

Maryfeet

has any one made porn comics with mary jane?
theres alot of potential here

>>149569505
Pre-OMD doesn't count anymore, so many events from then have been erased completely or have played out very differently, and despite all of Felicia's one-night stands and short-term situationships, her heart clearly belongs to Peter. That can't be said about the post-OMD MJ.
And if OMD can't be undone, then Pete+Felicia or Pete+Gwen (again, if it's actually Gwen) are the only good options. Personally, I'm more of a Pete+Felicia fan, but I don't mind a Pete+Felicia+Gwen threesome desu. No more Shay, Carlie Cooper, Betty Brant and other literally whos, though.

Have her marry/date Peter or don't use her at all. She is a supporting character. She is a GOOD supporting character but a supporting character all the same. She does not need to reinvent herself. She does not need to break out on her own. Stop using her outside of Spider-man.

>>149569892
Okay, but counter arguement.
If these people keep going out of their way to keep MJ and Peter seperated, why the fuck would you want those same people to do Peter and Felicia? They've literally shown already that they don't want Peter with Felicia either. And I'm sure bringing back Peter's Gwen was partially to shit on Peter x Gwen while they're at it.
You could argue that you want Peter and Felicia when the current powers that be fuck off, but then those same people wouldn't be around to ruin MJ anymore either.

>>149568128 (OP)
Spider-Man fans are waking up to the fact that they don't actually like MJ as a character(because she doesn't have one) they like that she's a pretty picture.
Venom and Jackpot are the opposite of what people like about MJ
If Marvel draws her in a good sexy She Venom costume the conversation around her will change overnight and go back to why isn't she with Spider-Man

>>149570400
Sure Quesada. Now tell us the one about how people totally go up to you in secret and thank you for OMD.

>>149570400
She's just an okay character. Never really understood the hype for her. The runs people seem to like her in are just that she's drawn quite sexually and that she loves Peter and has a lot of out of panel sex with him. I mean I suppose that's a loving marriage and all but its no high characterization

>>149570400
20 hammers
to the face

>>149568128 (OP)
Feeta Jane Watson

Mary Jane should have never been Peter's default gf/wife

In fact, it should be Mary Jane and Felicia as his default wives

>>149570414
>>149570426
>>149570435
Prove me wrong fellas, you fucking can't.

>>149570744
>Says subjective opinion with no proof either
Ok shoot first fag if you're so gungho. Give us your proof then. You came into this thread, get yourself out.
>>149570426
Read the Ron Frenz/Tom DeFalco issue of her origin, parallel lives, and her JMS stuff. Those are the peaks of her characterization imo. She gets hype because she is among the many things that Spider-Man has that are unique and gel well together in his mythos. Also 4chan and internet in general has become a porn dump site over time as well as /co/ running out of interesting writing due to fags like the OMD brain trust and thus, she gets focus on her sex appeal mostly.

>>149570864
I'll take that as admission that you only like her for her looks

>>149570904
Y'know I thought you were going to post the ol' "I was only acting retarded" bait but instead you gave me plain ol' lack of reading comprehension and retardation instead. Here's your (you) and next time come back with an argument or actually read what I was saying. I'm not gonna sound out the words.
Am I mad? Well anon you have to provide proof to say that.

Anyway, any anons actually want to refute my three choices as MJ's peak characterization? Maybe aI can save the qualituy of this thread.

>>149568143
fpbp

>>149570864
>parallel lives
Which had to invent stuff to make MJ more compatible for Peter.

>>149571144
It's called character development.

>>149568128 (OP)
I like Spectacular Mary Jane cause is the only version where uses sandals

>>149568128 (OP)
Making her an Spider MJ

>>149568128 (OP)
Footslut

>>149568128 (OP)
Licking her foot while she's eating tortilla chips

You're not going to like it, but here's my pitch. There's no other way
>Paul used his math/glyph tech to survive the hellworld he doomed
>He was so damn lonely he attempted to use it to find companionship, he rolls to start out a chain of events that led to the story we know now
>His roll got Rabin to warp MJ and Peter into the hell world
>The base gimmick is that every time he rolls for happiness/good things to happen to him, the "wishes" get monkey paw'ed
>He's addicted to the gamble/glyph tech, and it's basically how he kept MJ into "loving him"
>Lost the kids, almost ended 616, and now their relationship is cracking because of how many times he's gambled to keep his fake life together

>>149573412
so gambler's fallacy ?

>>149568128 (OP)
Kill her then revive her an anti-hero named Red Head.

>>149569505
They're shippers, and they're deranged.
>Scenes written about <love interest> that make her seem like a bad person
That's just her true nature and now you're finally seeing it! She's a whore!!
>Scenes written about <their love interest> where she's just as bad if not worse
Those don't count anymore, she grew out of it. Ever heard of something called character development? You're just seething

>>149571144
That was Stern and DeFalco trying to make sense of why Wolfman had MJ run away from Peter, which itself had shit on all the work Conway had done to make her a good girlfriend for Peter.
They took a terribly out of character moment and turned it into an interesting backstory that added to her character. Stern didn't even want MJ to be the love interest, but he knew she was an important member of her cast and needed to be fixed.

>>149573437
Pretty much. Paul developed the tech, and if memory serves used it as a means to survive the wasteland monsters. Whose to say he didn't wish events to have some form of happiness, no matter the cost? And since he keeps doubling down, its working less and less

too makeuppy for me, also her foot is way unnatural

>>149568444
she needs to vore some criminals down