Thread 149571156

Entering.

Who's a good match for Invincible?

Is there anyone Hulk hasn't raped?

>>149571191
SUPERCHAD FUCKED SHITCHI

>>149571191
Why are Brazillians so obsessed with gay sex?

wtf is this shit

.

PERFECT CELL WE MIGHT HAVE SOME COMPETITION

Touhou won last thread.

>>149571191
Nardo is hulks next victim

>>149571392
>>>Only in beating street level threats weaker than shield and suicide squad

>>149571156 (OP)
Arcueid solos capeshit

>>149571434
>GODku rape victim

THE JADE GIANT
THE GREEN KING
THE WORLD BREAKER
THE HULK WINS

>>149571181
Could Yuujiro outrape him?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>Hulk /db/ thread
>gay rape + obsession over GODku three replies in

OH YES
HE'S GONNA DO
HIS BEST!

>trying to get the threads deleted
>using GODulk for your schemes
I know what you are.

>>149571494
>>149571421
Explain how Jesus is a jobber in Touhou then.

>>149571314
Kkkkkk

>>149571516
He's a jobber in the bible and in real life bro

The thread isn’t even at 30 posts

What is it with brazilians and Hulk?

>Gay rape thread
classic /db/
>>149571540
Yeah, but he's the son of god and subject to religious scaling bullshit, you're suggesting that YHWH isn't the strongest god in Touhou, yet still exists, which creates some questions.

BRING ME DEKU! BRING ME ANYONE WHO CAN MATCH MY POWER!

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!

>>149571600
>Balthios victim

>>149571582
>>149571540

Why are Hulkfags like this?

This thread is going to job.

>>149571540
Jesus is spear level tops

>>149571540
>Jobber in the Bible
>Always wins
???

I didn’t need to see that.

>>149571609
ripped from reddit, because you're not very helpful.

>That said, in touhou it was stated that before the creation of reality all gods existed as formless nameless concepts who were the ones to create the world, giving names to things, thus separating and differentiating them from one another. And that in turn, when their creations put their faith and worshipped certain aspects of reality as divine, they gave names to the gods who became their own individuals. This is all canon, so i headcanon that the original state of the gods is what Christianity in the outside world worships, and that Jesus was the Messiah sent by the original form of the gods, who by all accounts should be omnipotent.
Okay, so it's jungian shit, you have an amalgum of gods, is this god Super-god (he would be tier-0 if so) or are Touhou characters stronger than him?

MODS DELETES THE THREAD NOW!!!!!!

>>149571633
It's over...

Jesus Christ......already G'd.

>>149571629
See >>149571352

Why are hulkfags like this?

how tf is this thread still up

most competent and attentive jannies:

>>149571697
/co/ KNEELS to Death Battle GODS.

>>149571697
through faith in Reimu Hakurei all manners of things are possible.

>>149571600
>bear level old kratos with his aching knees and back
Loses to Takamura

>>149571434
>Arcueid solos capeshit
Doesn't her power cap under planet busting? She gets her power from the Earth / Gaia, so she can't be more powerful than what's empowering her and giving her power

>>149571638
God still solos. Hes above all that. Even before nothing, he was there.

>>149571638
I don't want to be helpful to you. you disgust and nauseate me. stop trying to drag me into your demented babble.

BEASTS...

>>149571697
Maybe we'll try some Homestuck OPs at some point

tf is this rabit hole I got myself into?

>>149571744
Gorilla is multiversal

>>149571747
Lord English vs Hyperdeath Asriel from Undertale would be interesting. Homestuck V Undertale in general would be cool just due to how connected the two are

God of Double Death vs God of Hyperdeath....

>>149571759
JANNY NO WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

The true fate of Toph

>>149571773
Asriel is for Sariel

Bring me Total Drama Island.

>>149571773
Asriel loses that match LE is a lord of time and fucks with time even worse than anyone with determination ever could.

>>149571790
Revenge of the Island victim

>>149571768
Gorillas have short but wide tunacan dicks irl, imagine the pain Hulk endured

>NSFW? In MY /co/?
>You're getting no-diffed, kid...

Reimu traced my CHADbility btw it's even named the same thing but it doesn't make you CHADon-CHADsistent it's just vague mumbo jumbo
>無想転生, Musou Tensei, Nil-Thought Rebirth
>夢想天生, Musou Tensei, Reverie Nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuU-Se7GFnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVyEw2Rh0wM

>>149571815
these require a JannyGOD my friend

>>149571833
Reimubros, we are thieves?!

>REIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMU
Yup.

>>149571833
There is nothing wrong with tracing.

>>149571156 (OP)
ik they're trying to give Goku a fat ass in that drawing but it just looks like his legs are all fucked up and twisted

>>149571912
that Toyoku

>>149571881
TRACEmu...

>>149571773
English would stomp him. It wouldn't even be much of a fight.

>>149571922
his legs still look fucked up tho

>>149571955
homestucks win once again

but on characters that might actually be even with English, how about Mxyzptlk from DC Comics? Someone's already made a fan intro it might actually be a good matchup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jhqgURwoWc

>>149571957
yeah exactly

>>149571906
Reimu…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJR757JvfOB/

Death Battle related

>>149571434
is this listroon

>>149571833
GODmu improved on the original

>>149571985
Nah, if Lord English fights someone from DC it has to be Superboy Prime. They're both the embodiments of what the author believed to be a whiny and unpleasable fanbase, manifested as extremely powerful but unpleasant agents of destruction with a tendency to mess with continuity. And in the end, the fanbases they represent were correct.

https://files.catbox.moe/8zaiqp.mp4
New Ultraman

It's time to drop the pretenses.

What characters do you root for.
What characters do you false flag/shitpost as.

I'll start
>Goku
>Hulk

>>149571600
Time to make an official /dbg/ basketball team

>>149572134
Goku and Goku.

>>149572134
Hulk.
I don't shitpost.

>>149572134
>Kratos
>Anyone who isn't Kratos

>>149572075
...on opposite day.

The BIGGEST JUICIEST COCKS in the MULTIVERSE will PENETRATE the TIGHTEST BUTTHOLES in an absolute battle of wills where even the KEKOLDS get FUCKED. There will be ACTION over every inch of the OMNIVERSE from the BLACKEST HOLES to the BRIGHTEST SUPERNOVAS. You can almost SMELL the MEN.

Could Touhou GAPE Umineko?

>>149571434
clowned by the flaw

>>149571815
>still not gonna do anything about the drawthreads tho

>>149572134
Bleach.

Hulkbro btw

>>149572393
>Johns fanfiction that never happened
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>149571648
>Out of context Bible quote
Next you'll bring up iron chariots

>>149572134
Godzilla
I don't shitpost other characters

>>149572422
why does God job to iron chariots? is he street tier?

>>149572430
It was Israel that failed because they stopped following God's commands.
God destroyed an even larger army of iron chariots in the same book btw

>>149571724
Unless Nasu does something weird later,she currently caps at planet level alongside ORT,yeah

Unless you believe into nasuverse's weird physics and such.Plus she scales to fgo now

>>149571434
I want Arcueid to be friends with capeCHADS instead, though. She can be best friends with Moon Knight

>>149571724
Multiversal planet, of course.

Pic related? SOLOS Touhou.

Bring me composite Touhou.

The "OH NO" poster in 3 weeks

I do not care about Hulk or Godzilla.

>>149572674
the comic that later lead to Superrape...

>>149572646
is hulk really this weak

so Raidou is in the SMT gacha

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH RAPE IN THIS THREAD

>>149572670
EVERYONE over the age of 9...
>>149572674
>Buckbreaking the capes

>>149571176
Best match up desu

>>149572697
GOKU YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL ALONE! SHE'S FOR ME!!!

>>149572697
Why is Goku so eager to be raped?

>>149572696
and he introduced a new type of attack that ignores durability by virtue of not checking physical/magical stats

posting this for those interested in raidou vs constantine

>>149572697
>Goku I don't WANT to solo you right now, get away!

>>149572758
Post Godzilla canonically having sex. No, fanfiction with my HEROINE STACYbie doesn't count.

>>149572725
actually here is the page
https://d2-megaten-l.sega.com/en/sp/news/detail/100976.html

>>149572779
getting gaped in the YMCA locker room doesn't count

>>149571156 (OP)
You can never go wrong with the classic

>>149572779
I-I-I-I...

>>149572356
Aniki vs Langrisser Aniki, who wins?

>>149571434
>Nasuverse dropped to planet level
>Instant death dropped to star level
>Slime dropped solar system level

>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistances
Lots of characters would fucking die from this alone

Toonbros...

>>149572779
Post real life women wanting to marry the Hulk

>>149572855
Mario tanks, speedblitzes, and obliterates her with beyond platonic and beyond math power.

>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistances
Lots of characters would fucking die from this alone

>>149572879
What's a erotic literature website women use? I bet there's a lot of Hulk rape.

>>149572911
>>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistances
Sorry, I couldn't help. It is funny though

>>149571156 (OP)
Huh?
Why is Goku trying to seduce the Hulk?

>>149572911
>No B-Ball or Zauber resistance
Kratos would die from this alone

>>149572911
Asura tanks, speedblitzes, and obliterates xer with beyond platonic and beyond math power.

>>149572799
KratosDAMN

Is the reimufag listroon, this is important information to me.

>>149571583
Yeah, he did in the Avengers movie.

>>149572799
HulkDAMN!

>>149572990
Yes.

>>149572995
>Powers are stretching
>Gets hurt by stretching
Aroo??????

Elsa Zane would solo your favorite street level hero.

>>149573001
Wheres the proof

I hate fucking Deku. He's such a crybaby loser faggot.
I just want to ruffle his soft, cherry scented green hair and squish his cute freckled cheeks and forcefully french kiss him and pin him down and shove my cock inside his tight plump ass.

>>149573014
King Kai told me.

I rape you.

>>149573031
Bakugo...

>>149573031
All Might...
>>149573041
Koslov...

>>149572911
Including Kratos who has his powers raped away from him over and over in the series

>>149572995
>DON'T WORRY SENIOR FANTASTICO I'LL AAAAYYYYEEE!!!

>>149573031
Spider-Man...

>>149573031
Mineta...

>>149572779
my hero fights for his friends

>>149573041
Handbanana...

I don't need a license to save people, and I don't even need a reward for doing it...

>>149573031
Hal Jordan...

Post Kratos breaking a wall. We'll work our way up from there.
If you can't, well... how about him getting hit by a rock, and NOT taking any damage?

>>149573140
I-I uhh... Well... You see...

>>149573031
Kirishima...

>>149573031
Mark Grayson...

>>149571156 (OP)
Why is Hulk sodomizing Goku so funny?

>>149572779
I got a whole folder of 'women/females in relationships with Godzilla'.

>>149572995
>out-stretches you without strain

>>149573170
Is that Hanna Barbera Godzilla?

>>149573170
>GODZILLA VS PINUP GIRL

>>149573170
i dont get it

>>149573031
Denki...

>>149573170
Where the fuck is the joke, Buckley?

>>149573195
Yeah HB Godzilla had game. Had a girlfriend, a wife, and a mistress.

>>149573031
Ash Ketchum...

>>149573136
Peter...

>>149573218
damn HB Godzilla is a cheating fuck

>>149573170
>>149573218
[Upside-down] I don't get it [/Upside-down]

How is this a joke?

>>149571176
Jon Kent

>>149573136
Kenshiro...

>>149573136
SuperGOD...

>get magazine for fat titties
>get a kickass godzilla manga as a bonus

>>149573136
SuperCHAD....

>>149573266
I wish she would vore me...

>>149573140
>If you can't, well... how about him getting hit by a rock, and NOT taking any damage?
I-I-I-I-I-I…………

>>149573278
Favourite character?

>>149573232
It caught up to him, don't worry.

>>149573136
Saitama...

>>149573140
read the image
they won't post it

What's next for Hulk after his confirmed 0-3?

>>149573170
>>149573218
>>149573248
These are the worst fucking jokes ever.

>>149573323
>why are the guys behind me just screaming?
>christ, are we in space?
>the fuck am i standing on?
>help

>>149573303
Godzilla bros, I don't know if I can support an unfaithful husband...

>>149573323
fighting Batman

>>149573282
God of War fans told me the gameplay doesn't reflect Kratos's real capabilities. Then they told me the cutscenes don't reflect Kratos's real capabilities. Finally they told me the devs' drawing boards don't reflect Kratos's real capabilities.
So what does reflect Kratos's real capabilities?

>>149573337
At least he's a good father... right?

>>149573337
What about a cool surfer?

>>149573314
We all say this btw

Hanna Barbera Godzilla is a father of two, and an uncle to Godzooky.

>>149573323
Retirement hopefully. One man can only take so much humiliation.

>>149573348
KINGtos is beyond nonfiction.

This thread?

MINDFREAKED

>>149573409
His BIC DINOSAUR DICK

>>149573393
I think Deku could survive one of those

Does your HERO have hypnotism resistance?

>>149573348
Getting raped by a normal bear in front of his som

>>149573447
Godzilla DOES! 1989, psychic Miki Saegusa tried to turn him away from swimming into Tokyo Bay, but failed and almost put herself in a coma.

Please... no more shitty jokes Chadzilla... I can't take it...

>>149573447
My hero's too stupid to be hypnotized

>>149573472
My hero is Kratos btw!

>>149573457
>>149573447
Okuubros...

you lost tranny

why is this the thread

>>149573013
Jakita Wagner bitchslaps her into next Thursday.

>>149573447
My hero does....NOT!

>he posted it
R E N T F R E E
E
N
T
F
R
E
E

i'm gonna BROWN

>>149573436
So all those women were just beards?

Say it.

>>149573518
Star level character btw.

>>149573563
Why do they have you do a combo and a half without showing any progressive destruction?

>>149573447
Yup yup!

>>149573563
ROOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>149573545
Kratos...

>>149573563
>that much of a struggle
Oof
Hard wall level even in his prime

>>149573576
>libshit 'meme'
You? Brown and homosexual.

>>149573601
might as well say man with shovel is wall level

>>149571938
>>149571881
>>149572075
>Reimu begged Flandre to finish her incident solving quest and beat someone who she couldn't

Sad

>DCndian now thinks he's based and conservative
LMAO!!!!

>>149573563
Why can’t he just use his strength and push/punch it away? Is he stupid?

>>149573608
Post superman strongest form not jobbing to a dwarf star level attack, NOW.

>>149573650
What exactly are the kinematics in this scene, how does Kratos pushing with his arms and legs only push one hand upwards rather than both hands apart?

>>149573563
God of War has always been such a shit game. Even before this gay 'better men'' stuff from the reboots.
Play Chad Gaiden 1 and 2 instead.

TOWNLEVELSTARhou and BOULDERLEVELMOONmu need to be taken down a notch. Where's the LAKESIZEDMULTIVERSES lore dump?

>>149573645
>libshit posting his fetish folder
>thinks it's an argument
SAD! Many such cases.

>>149573436
I decided to check Vsbw for HB Godzilla's feats and they think he's fucking planetary.

>>149573576
post gokek tanking a sun

>>149573323
Probably a poorly animated fight against Asura.

>>149573677
MadWorld is the absolute GOAT of these spectacle action games.

>>149571434
Nasufags would probably unironically get more respect for their wonky bullshit statement scaling with the capeshit crowd than they would with the rest of tranime.

>>149572796
>>149572855
>>149573031

Dr Strange: Young lady, you should know its very rude to challenge a bigger fish in a small pond

>>149573323
If hulk loses, I know I will give up on death battle forever and rely on comicvine truth for confirmed Hulk power highs. He will win against godzilla where it counts on fan verse and comicvine

>>149573937
So, he still comes back. Comics make every op character lose because the story is stronger than the fictional characters in it. It will solo manga and video games also

>>149573937
>Dr Strange after taking the bullet that would have solo'd all of Touhou at once (he just got sleepy)

I just woke up from a dream where Luz vs Anne was the next episode
I don't even like that gay tribewars matchup but I thought I should warn you guys

Just watched the Fantastic 4 movie and they said ftl also the lady surfer tanked a black hole

>>149574040
not a real black hole

>>149574040
It was strange seeing the power creep in real time
Galactus easily would've taken the infinity gauntlet off Thanos on Titan
Franklin already powercrept the infinity stones, Wanda, and Sentry in a single scene
Silver Surfer instantly became the fastest MCU character by a longshot

HOLY KINOOOOO

PLEASE let this be how it ends.

>>149574208
I don't see how. He'd need time to make a a device that would work mid fight

With how black holes work. Wouldn't someone just flying out of one make them immune to time-based powers?

>>149571156 (OP)
My overall episode list

>>149574208
>Power rangers finally won after not using their mechs
>KEKman only win was basically a more or less pure 1vs1
Weirdly enough there is a record.

>>149571434
Enough. I will end this madness, moon princess.

>>149574263
No, flying out of a black hole is just gravity resistance
Time irl =/= time in fiction

>>149574315
But once you go past the Event Horizon, you are basically time-traveling because of the insane gravity involved.

>>149574274
>Courage VS Scooby that low
Gay

>>149574288
Not so fast,Alucard,my HEROINE can milk you dry with her PLANET LEVEL pussy faster than you can attack

>>149574263
Black holes vaporize you at the sub-atomic level and literally folds anything that is 3d space into lower dimensions, and essentially assrapes space-time to the point even FTL and time travel can't get you out of it.

>>149574351
I know, so if someone can just fly out of it. What does it mean in a broader context? Or, should mean.

Would Deimos be as strong as Kratos if he survived?