Who's a good match for Invincible?
Is there anyone Hulk hasn't raped?
>>149571191SUPERCHAD FUCKED SHITCHI
>>149571191Why are Brazillians so obsessed with gay sex?
PERFECT CELL WE MIGHT HAVE SOME COMPETITION
>>149571191Nardo is hulks next victim
>>149571392>>>Only in beating street level threats weaker than shield and suicide squad
>>149571156 (OP)Arcueid solos capeshit
>>149571434>GODku rape victim
THE JADE GIANT
THE GREEN KING
THE WORLD BREAKER
THE HULK WINS
>>149571181Could Yuujiro outrape him?
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
>Hulk /db/ thread
>gay rape + obsession over GODku three replies in
OH YES
HE'S GONNA DO
HIS BEST!
>CHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADkuCHADku
>trying to get the threads deleted
>using GODulk for your schemes
I know what you are.
wod
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>>149571494>>149571421Explain how Jesus is a jobber in Touhou then.
>>149571516He's a jobber in the bible and in real life bro
The thread isnโt even at 30 posts
What is it with brazilians and Hulk?
>Gay rape threadclassic /db/
>>149571540Yeah, but he's the son of god and subject to religious scaling bullshit, you're suggesting that YHWH isn't the strongest god in Touhou, yet still exists, which creates some questions.
YuGOD
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BRING ME DEKU! BRING ME ANYONE WHO CAN MATCH MY POWER!
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!
>>149571600>Balthios victim
Why are Hulkfags like this?
This thread is going to job.
>>149571540Jesus is spear level tops
>>149571540>Jobber in the Bible>Always wins???
>KINGtos after sucking hulk's entire verse up his ass
I didnโt need to see that.
>>149571609ripped from reddit, because you're not very helpful.
>That said, in touhou it was stated that before the creation of reality all gods existed as formless nameless concepts who were the ones to create the world, giving names to things, thus separating and differentiating them from one another. And that in turn, when their creations put their faith and worshipped certain aspects of reality as divine, they gave names to the gods who became their own individuals. This is all canon, so i headcanon that the original state of the gods is what Christianity in the outside world worships, and that Jesus was the Messiah sent by the original form of the gods, who by all accounts should be omnipotent.Okay, so it's jungian shit, you have an amalgum of gods, is this god Super-god (he would be tier-0 if so) or are Touhou characters stronger than him?
MODS DELETES THE THREAD NOW!!!!!!
Jesus Christ......already G'd.
Why are hulkfags like this?
how tf is this thread still up
most competent and attentive jannies:
>>149571697/co/ KNEELS to Death Battle GODS.
>>149571697through faith in Reimu Hakurei all manners of things are possible.
>>149571600>bear level old kratos with his aching knees and backLoses to Takamura
>>149571434>Arcueid solos capeshitDoesn't her power cap under planet busting? She gets her power from the Earth / Gaia, so she can't be more powerful than what's empowering her and giving her power
>>149571638God still solos. Hes above all that. Even before nothing, he was there.
>>149571638I don't want to be helpful to you. you disgust and nauseate me. stop trying to drag me into your demented babble.
>>149571697Maybe we'll try some Homestuck OPs at some point
tf is this rabit hole I got myself into?
>>149571744Gorilla is multiversal
>>149571747Lord English vs Hyperdeath Asriel from Undertale would be interesting. Homestuck V Undertale in general would be cool just due to how connected the two are
God of Double Death vs God of Hyperdeath....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlQhpyZRzG0
>>149571759JANNY NO WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER
get
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The true fate of Toph
>>149571773Asriel is for Sariel
Bring me Total Drama Island.
>>149571773Asriel loses that match LE is a lord of time and fucks with time even worse than anyone with determination ever could.
>>149571790Revenge of the Island victim
>>149571768Gorillas have short but wide tunacan dicks irl, imagine the pain Hulk endured
Janny
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>NSFW? In MY /co/?
>You're getting no-diffed, kid...
Reimu traced my CHADbility btw it's even named the same thing but it doesn't make you CHADon-CHADsistent it's just vague mumbo jumbo
>็กๆณ่ปข็, Musou Tensei, Nil-Thought Rebirth
>ๅคขๆณๅคฉ็, Musou Tensei, Reverie Nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuU-Se7GFnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVyEw2Rh0wM
>>149571815these require a JannyGOD my friend
>>149571833Reimubros, we are thieves?!
>REIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMUREIMU
Yup.
>>149571833There is nothing wrong with tracing.
>>149571156 (OP)ik they're trying to give Goku a fat ass in that drawing but it just looks like his legs are all fucked up and twisted
>>149571773English would stomp him. It wouldn't even be much of a fight.
>>149571922his legs still look fucked up tho
>>149571955homestucks win once again
but on characters that might actually be even with English, how about Mxyzptlk from DC Comics? Someone's already made a fan intro it might actually be a good matchup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jhqgURwoWc
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJR757JvfOB/
Death Battle related
>>149571434is this listroon
>>149571833GODmu improved on the original
>>149571985Nah, if Lord English fights someone from DC it has to be Superboy Prime. They're both the embodiments of what the author believed to be a whiny and unpleasable fanbase, manifested as extremely powerful but unpleasant agents of destruction with a tendency to mess with continuity. And in the end, the fanbases they represent were correct.
https://files.catbox.moe/8zaiqp.mp4
New Ultraman
It's time to drop the pretenses.
What characters do you root for.
What characters do you false flag/shitpost as.
I'll start
>Goku
>Hulk
>>149571600Time to make an official /dbg/ basketball team
>>149572134Goku and Goku.
>>149572134Hulk.
I don't shitpost.
DEKU
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>AIIIEEEE HANDGUN SAMA YOU TRULY STOPPED MY MOMENTUM MIDAIR! I AM TERRIFIED OF YOU!
>>149572134>Kratos>Anyone who isn't Kratos
>>149572075...on opposite day.
ANIKI
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The BIGGEST JUICIEST COCKS in the MULTIVERSE will PENETRATE the TIGHTEST BUTTHOLES in an absolute battle of wills where even the KEKOLDS get FUCKED. There will be ACTION over every inch of the OMNIVERSE from the BLACKEST HOLES to the BRIGHTEST SUPERNOVAS. You can almost SMELL the MEN.
Could Touhou GAPE Umineko?
>>149571434clowned by the flaw
>>149571815>still not gonna do anything about the drawthreads tho
>>149572134Bleach.
Hulkbro btw
>>149572393>Johns fanfiction that never happenedOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>149571648>Out of context Bible quoteNext you'll bring up iron chariots
>>149572134Godzilla
I don't shitpost other characters
>>149572422why does God job to iron chariots? is he street tier?
>>149572430It was Israel that failed because they stopped following God's commands.
God destroyed an even larger army of iron chariots in the same book btw
>>149571724Unless Nasu does something weird later,she currently caps at planet level alongside ORT,yeah
Unless you believe into nasuverse's weird physics and such.Plus she scales to fgo now
>>149571434I want Arcueid to be friends with capeCHADS instead, though. She can be best friends with Moon Knight
>>149571724Multiversal planet, of course.
Pic related? SOLOS Touhou.
Bring me composite Touhou.
The "OH NO" poster in 3 weeks
I do not care about Hulk or Godzilla.
wf193
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>>149572674the comic that later lead to Superrape...
>>149572646is hulk really this weak
so Raidou is in the SMT gacha
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH RAPE IN THIS THREAD
>>149572670EVERYONE over the age of 9...
>>149572674>Buckbreaking the capes
>>149571176Best match up desu
Hal
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>>149572697GOKU YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL ALONE! SHE'S FOR ME!!!
>>149572697Why is Goku so eager to be raped?
>>149572696and he introduced a new type of attack that ignores durability by virtue of not checking physical/magical stats
posting this for those interested in raidou vs constantine
>>149572697>Goku I don't WANT to solo you right now, get away!
>cucky Hulk no smash Betty
>>149572758Post Godzilla canonically having sex. No, fanfiction with my HEROINE STACYbie doesn't count.
>>149572725actually here is the page
https://d2-megaten-l.sega.com/en/sp/news/detail/100976.html
>>149572779getting gaped in the YMCA locker room doesn't count
>>149571156 (OP)You can never go wrong with the classic
>>149572356Aniki vs Langrisser Aniki, who wins?
>>149571434>Nasuverse dropped to planet level>Instant death dropped to star level>Slime dropped solar system level
>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistances
Lots of characters would fucking die from this alone
>>149572779Post real life women wanting to marry the Hulk
>>149572855Mario tanks, speedblitzes, and obliterates her with beyond platonic and beyond math power.
>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistances
Lots of characters would fucking die from this alone
>>149572879What's a erotic literature website women use? I bet there's a lot of Hulk rape.
>>149572911>>No energy drain, power nullification, and soul manipulation resistancesSorry, I couldn't help. It is funny though
>>149571156 (OP)Huh?
Why is Goku trying to seduce the Hulk?
>>149572911>No B-Ball or Zauber resistanceKratos would die from this alone
>>149572911Asura tanks, speedblitzes, and obliterates xer with beyond platonic and beyond math power.
Is the reimufag listroon, this is important information to me.
>>149571583Yeah, he did in the Avengers movie.
>AAAAAH! IT HURTS! S-SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN I KNOW YOUR PLAYING THEATER 5! AYYYYYEEEE! PLEASE! SUPERMAN! SAVE ME!!! SAVE! ME! AHHHHH!!!
>>149572995>Powers are stretching>Gets hurt by stretchingAroo??????
Elsa Zane would solo your favorite street level hero.
>>149573001Wheres the proof
I hate fucking Deku. He's such a crybaby loser faggot.
I just want to ruffle his soft, cherry scented green hair and squish his cute freckled cheeks and forcefully french kiss him and pin him down and shove my cock inside his tight plump ass.
>>149573014King Kai told me.
>>149572911Including Kratos who has his powers raped away from him over and over in the series
>>149572995>DON'T WORRY SENIOR FANTASTICO I'LL AAAAYYYYEEE!!!
>>149572779my hero fights for his friends
I don't need a license to save people, and I don't even need a reward for doing it...
Post Kratos breaking a wall. We'll work our way up from there.
If you can't, well... how about him getting hit by a rock, and NOT taking any damage?
>>149573140I-I uhh... Well... You see...
>>149573031Mark Grayson...
>>149571156 (OP)Why is Hulk sodomizing Goku so funny?
>>149572779I got a whole folder of 'women/females in relationships with Godzilla'.
>>149572995>out-stretches you without strain
>>149573170Is that Hanna Barbera Godzilla?
>>149573170>GODZILLA VS PINUP GIRL
>>149573170Where the fuck is the joke, Buckley?
>>149573195Yeah HB Godzilla had game. Had a girlfriend, a wife, and a mistress.
>>149573031Ash Ketchum...
>>149573218damn HB Godzilla is a cheating fuck
>>149573170>>149573218[Upside-down] I don't get it [/Upside-down]
>get magazine for fat titties
>get a kickass godzilla manga as a bonus
>>149573266I wish she would vore me...
>>149573140>If you can't, well... how about him getting hit by a rock, and NOT taking any damage?I-I-I-I-I-Iโฆโฆโฆโฆ
>Godzilla and his bros getting pussy at pool side.
>>149573278Favourite character?
>>149573232It caught up to him, don't worry.
>>149573140read the image
they won't post it
What's next for Hulk after his confirmed 0-3?
>>149573170>>149573218>>149573248These are the worst fucking jokes ever.
>>149573323>why are the guys behind me just screaming?>christ, are we in space?>the fuck am i standing on?>help
>>149573303Godzilla bros, I don't know if I can support an unfaithful husband...
>>149573323fighting Batman
>>149573282God of War fans told me the gameplay doesn't reflect Kratos's real capabilities. Then they told me the cutscenes don't reflect Kratos's real capabilities. Finally they told me the devs' drawing boards don't reflect Kratos's real capabilities.
So what does reflect Kratos's real capabilities?
>>149573337At least he's a good father... right?
>>149573337What about a cool surfer?
>>149573314We all say this btw
Hanna Barbera Godzilla is a father of two, and an uncle to Godzooky.
>>149573323Retirement hopefully. One man can only take so much humiliation.
>>149573348KINGtos is beyond nonfiction.
>>149573409His BIC DINOSAUR DICK
>>149573393I think Deku could survive one of those
hypno
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Does your HERO have hypnotism resistance?
>>149573348Getting raped by a normal bear in front of his som
>>149573447Godzilla DOES! 1989, psychic Miki Saegusa tried to turn him away from swimming into Tokyo Bay, but failed and almost put herself in a coma.
Please... no more shitty jokes Chadzilla... I can't take it...
>>149573447My hero's too stupid to be hypnotized
>>149573472My hero is Kratos btw!
>>149573013Jakita Wagner bitchslaps her into next Thursday.
>>149573447My hero does....NOT!
Smirk
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>he posted it
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>>149573436So all those women were just beards?
>>149573518Star level character btw.
>>149573563Why do they have you do a combo and a half without showing any progressive destruction?
>>149573563ROOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
>>149573563>that much of a struggleOof
Hard wall level even in his prime
>>149573576>libshit 'meme'You? Brown and homosexual.
>>149573601might as well say man with shovel is wall level
>>149571938>>149571881>>149572075>Reimu begged Flandre to finish her incident solving quest and beat someone who she couldn't Sad
>DCndian now thinks he's based and conservative
LMAO!!!!
>>149573563Why canโt he just use his strength and push/punch it away? Is he stupid?
>>149573608Post superman strongest form not jobbing to a dwarf star level attack, NOW.
>>149573650What exactly are the kinematics in this scene, how does Kratos pushing with his arms and legs only push one hand upwards rather than both hands apart?
>>149573563God of War has always been such a shit game. Even before this gay 'better men'' stuff from the reboots.
Play Chad Gaiden 1 and 2 instead.
TOWNLEVELSTARhou and BOULDERLEVELMOONmu need to be taken down a notch. Where's the LAKESIZEDMULTIVERSES lore dump?
>>149573645>libshit posting his fetish folder>thinks it's an argumentSAD! Many such cases.
>>149573436I decided to check Vsbw for HB Godzilla's feats and they think he's fucking planetary.
>>149573576post gokek tanking a sun
>>149573323Probably a poorly animated fight against Asura.
>>149573677MadWorld is the absolute GOAT of these spectacle action games.
>>149571434Nasufags would probably unironically get more respect for their wonky bullshit statement scaling with the capeshit crowd than they would with the rest of tranime.
>>149572796>>149572855>>149573031Dr Strange: Young lady, you should know its very rude to challenge a bigger fish in a small pond
>>149573323If hulk loses, I know I will give up on death battle forever and rely on comicvine truth for confirmed Hulk power highs. He will win against godzilla where it counts on fan verse and comicvine
>>149573937So, he still comes back. Comics make every op character lose because the story is stronger than the fictional characters in it. It will solo manga and video games also
>>149573937>Dr Strange after taking the bullet that would have solo'd all of Touhou at once (he just got sleepy)
I just woke up from a dream where Luz vs Anne was the next episode
I don't even like that gay tribewars matchup but I thought I should warn you guys
Just watched the Fantastic 4 movie and they said ftl also the lady surfer tanked a black hole
>>149574040not a real black hole
>>149574040It was strange seeing the power creep in real time
Galactus easily would've taken the infinity gauntlet off Thanos on Titan
Franklin already powercrept the infinity stones, Wanda, and Sentry in a single scene
Silver Surfer instantly became the fastest MCU character by a longshot
HOLY KINOOOOO
PLEASE let this be how it ends.
>>149574208I don't see how. He'd need time to make a a device that would work mid fight
With how black holes work. Wouldn't someone just flying out of one make them immune to time-based powers?
>>149571156 (OP)My overall episode list
>>149574208>Power rangers finally won after not using their mechs>KEKman only win was basically a more or less pure 1vs1Weirdly enough there is a record.
>>149571434Enough. I will end this madness, moon princess.
>>149574263No, flying out of a black hole is just gravity resistance
Time irl =/= time in fiction
>>149574315But once you go past the Event Horizon, you are basically time-traveling because of the insane gravity involved.
>>149574274>Courage VS Scooby that lowGay
>>149574288Not so fast,Alucard,my HEROINE can milk you dry with her PLANET LEVEL pussy faster than you can attack
>>149574263Black holes vaporize you at the sub-atomic level and literally folds anything that is 3d space into lower dimensions, and essentially assrapes space-time to the point even FTL and time travel can't get you out of it.
>>149574351I know, so if someone can just fly out of it. What does it mean in a broader context? Or, should mean.
Would Deimos be as strong as Kratos if he survived?