>fish are the only creatures in Zootopia that aren't sentient
racist movie, give me Sharktopia

>>149646155 (OP)
best you get is Bad Guys

>>149646155 (OP)
Just watch shark tale

>>149646155 (OP)
Modern anon be like
>I found this shit on X, time to make a thread.

>>149646557
4chan hasn't made good OC in 10 years bruh

>>149646155 (OP)
Bugs are the ones who aren't.

>>149646266
I'm so done with effiminate Shar Men

>>149646155 (OP)
>no tits
>bra
???

>>149646155 (OP)
the joke is she ate a guy and that's why she burped a plate with saliva

>>149646155 (OP)
I got a bridge to sell you

>>149646155 (OP)
Why fish have breasts?

>>149646155 (OP)

>>149646988
Why shouldn't they?

>>149646988
>Missed the entire sharktits arc
What a magical time to be on 4chan

>>149647040
That's a mammal

>>149646715
>among us

Please pet your fish.

>>149647171

>>149647298

We need a proper shark movie, honestly depicting them as what they are. The janitors of the seas.

>>149647533
They're cool dudes.

>>149646155 (OP)
>no boobs
So that's a dude.

>>149647023
>dude with tits
Muscle "women" fans are just closet fags. You can give a woman muscle tone without making them look like a post-op tranny on steroids.

>>149646155 (OP)
What is it with furries and sharks? The damn things would literally drown out of the water, but furries seem to think they're like lungfish.

>>149647752
True im a fag… im an incel. Millions must die… millions must dieee

>>149647762
>give them human arms and legs
>human minds
>human speech
>can't fathom giving them human ability to breathe air
Retard.

>>149647762
They cute.

>>149647762
Fuck you
Street Sharks is the best of all the tmnt-copy cats and they didn't need water

man I love beer

>>149646155 (OP)
We already got a fish Zootopia, it’s called Shark Tale

>>149647791
That's hurting him

>>149647828
Then why isn't he swimming away or biting?

>>149647828

>>149646557
Half this board is just reposts and jerking it to drawings of kids, its disgraceful.
>>149646643
>bruh
Then go back where you came from dumbass zoomzoom I ought to crack your skull open and study that mutt brain of yours for science.

>literally the only method to interact with the world at large is a mouth full of razors
>like 90% of all shark attacks happen because some random shark goes "Hey, what's this thing?"
>get treated like thugs and killers by the population at large
I blame Spielberg, personally

>>149647812
Love Gassy's gas 'n stuff. Good taste, anon.

>>149647906
It's fucked up.

>>149646155 (OP)
I like that the creator didn't give this one the dumb Elven ears that 90% of Anthro sharks seem to somehow end up with.

>>149647852
go cry to your wife and kids, unc. Oh wait

>>149646266
I don't watch gynoslop

>>149648040
Go cry to your bugchasing boyfriend you 1 in 5 chance of faggot.

>>149648164
>no boobs
Femboy?

>>149646155 (OP)
How uh... how did that get in there?

>>149647280
Is this a Twilight reference?

>>149646155 (OP)
Meanwhile There's no Cats, Dogs, Domestic Pets and i could Liked that Birds and Reptiles aren't Sentient Either for the Carnivores to have actual Meat.

>>149646700
No the joke is sharks eat random junk you vore troon

>>149647762
Double headed penis.

>>149647840
>Then why isn't he swimming away or biting?
because it's waiting for food. It's a trained animal. This is like thinking tigers like jumping through flaming hoops just cause they do it for their trainers.

>>149648498
Actually it's just a random shark. You can overload them by just booping their nose since it's a super sensitive part of their bodies. After a few seconds they'll come back to normal and either swim away or keep enjoying the pets.

>>149648187
>>149648187
Non-mammal

>>149647812
Working at a gas station was not this comfy

>>149648584
Sounds like the artist is a fucking faggot.
>it can't have tits cause it's not a mammal!
Then it can't have upright posture, complex thought and speech or a humanoid fucking torso because those are exclusively human traits. Only a closeted faggot draws the line at tits and uses that as an excuse. Hell the definition of anthropomorphize is to apply human traits, tits are a human trait.

>>149648704
nta but I think it’s kind of a fun design choice, it highlights them being non-human. I’m a small titty and flat chest appreciator though so take what I say with a grain of salt

>>149648762
At least you're honest that it's just an aesthetic choice, it just pisses me off seeing retards earnestly argue that it's biologically inaccurate as if a walking talking lizard with human thought processes occurs in the fucking wild.

>>149648448
Eh? ...ohhhh. *nods*

>>149648825
>as if a walking talking lizard with human thought processes occurs in the fucking wild
>he doesn’t know

>>149648307
Awww, he's smiling

>>149648704
It's kinda creatively lame to put big tits on literally every species though, anthropomorphizing non-mammals can lead to some interesting design choices and the lack of breasts is just one of them.

>>149647804
The best if you're a cum guzzling faggot. Bike Mice owns that low budget shit, and The Adventures of T-Rex moonwalks on the corpse, while the Wild West C.O.W.boys of Moo Mesa hogties the corpse and lays in on the nearest train tracks. Then the Road Rovers piss on and scrape dirt over what's left behind.

>>149646155 (OP)
Why does a shark have hair

>>149648859
>*nods*
Where the fuck do you think this is faggot save your erp asterisks for your gay ass discord

>>149648914
its a wig

>>149648897
>I think flat chests look better
is fine but when you pretend you're acting out of any sense of biological accuracy you should mcfucking kill yourself. Being honest that its just design preference is at least honest, that's a different thing entirely.

>>149648893

>>149647828
Than why isn't he acting like he's hurt?

>>149648938
>I think flat chests look better
No, I like big tits, too, but I think it's dumb when people like you are all 'Wtf why does this lizard/fish/bird not have fat titties" and when people say "because those things don't make milk" you sperg out about how it's fantasy and blah blah blah
Yeah well if I wanted to make a lizard with mammaries and non-scaled skin and body hair with a receded snout and plantigrade feet because that's what human traits are I'd just draw a human, fuck off.

>>149648498
>Training a shark
Are you mentally ill?

>>149648893

>>149648914
Furry drawn sharks inexplicably tend to have hair and ears

>>149648993
I mean any animal can be trained to do at least basic shit, though in the case of sharks it's more that they just get used to humans and remember what they are so they don't bite. He is dumb thinking that a random great white shark in the ocean is trained, though.

>>149648985
You fuck off faggot, you're not the one getting hassled about how they should draw their shit. Quit playing victim.

>>149648993
It's been done already. Divers trained sharks to go after lionfish. Though it kind of worked out differently since instead of hunting the sharks would swim up to people with spear guns, tap their noses against the spear, and lead the divers towards lionfish so they could get free food from the divers.

>>149648985
Imagine being this retarded.

>>149649006

>>149647335
Oh no!!!

>>149649006
>>149647791
>be shark
>see human
>investigate (maybe food?)
>he gives you a sharkjob

>>149649051
It's called a finjob.

>>149649009
>you're not the one getting hassled about how they should draw their shit. Quit playing victim.
This conversational thread started from someone posting a shark with a flat chest and another person asking "where booba"

Guy posting all the real sharks here. My opinion is that tits are very important and should be on all females. Please draw them very big.

>>149649074
Dude even I got confused by that one, you can't post a character with a flat chest, wide hips and a bra over their pecs and act surprised when they think its a femboy.

>>149649006
>He is dumb thinking that a random great white shark in the ocean is trained, though.
The sharks you see videos of getting rubbed on aren't random great whites in the ocean. They're either exhibits or sharks from areas that get regular divers feeing them.

In either case they associate humans with food and they aren't dumb enough to bite the hand that feeds.

>>149648550
See above. And you trigger tonic immobility by flipping a shark, not booping it in the nose.

>>149648993
Sharks are perfectly capable of being trained whether we're talking about target training or just getting them to be compliant while being handled.

>>149648704
>Then it can't have upright posture, complex thought and speech or a humanoid fucking torso because those are exclusively human traits.
lol no, that's even more a retarded take. Other apes and also birds are biped. And also look at fucking whales. They went from land mammals to sea mammals and changed drastically.

>>149649180
Sharks don't have tongues

>>149649213

>>149649222
Ordinarily I'd let shit slide, but when the point of the comic is to portray sharks as cute, you shouldn't be giving them cute traits they don't have to make them look cuter.

This is a literary critique, not me being a pedant.

>>149649101
>HEYTHEREDOYOUHAVEAMOMENTFOROURLORDANDSAVIORJESUSCHRIST?

>>149649202
>Other apes and also birds are biped.
I said upright posture you stupid fucking retard. Birds are bipedal but they are not upright.

>>149649368
Behold, a biped!

>>149648762
You don't like big tits? Fucking faggot

>>149649385
>not upright posture
You're a fucking dipshit, diogynes.

>>149646155 (OP)
>he didn't eat a car, did he?

>>149646988
That shit has no breasts

>>149649368
A fully upright posture is probably a flaw anyway given how fucked human spines get due to the way they evolved.

Make your own shark girl with tits, I'm sure one exists already

>>149649479
Or just look up Sergals, that's how booba sharks often get drawn anyway.

>>149649385

>>149648307
hahahaha how the fuck are shark attacks real nigga just push it away like nigga just slap its nose haha

>>149649385

>>149649385
that's a man

>>149648159
>This mad that he's old and alone
Sad!

>>149649550
But enough about you.

>>149649577
Am I a zoomer with a boyfriend or am I old and alone? Pick one, boomer

Shark tits are important.

>>149646643
Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator say otherwise

>>149649550
>doesn't deny being an AIDS riddled faggot
KEK

>>149649634
He's a tourist he doesn't know what those are

>>149649641
>doesn't deny that he'll die alone
Sad!

>>149649679
Wrong anon schizo clearly the bugs have gotten to your brain

Hey, retards, stop arguing and post fish with or without tits.

>>149646681
flat as a board = hot

gluck gluck gluck

>>149647040
Stealth Orca thread?

That gay zoomer got so fucking tilted lmao

>>149649385

>>149649774
I mean, if you want.

>>149649617
What about shark blubber?

>>149649708
Here, an Eel Girl

>>149646155 (OP)
Fucking disgusting. Anyone with a septum piercing should be dragged out into the street and beaten with a sack full of doorknobs.

Sorry but sharks with hair are awful

>>149649865
She cute.
>>149649863
Mostly made of piss, for some reason.

bad enough having kids lust over rabbits and sheeo

So Anon, how would you kiss Shark Girl ?

>>149649950
Put my whole head in her mouth, or just gentle smooches on the closed mouth, cheeks, and nose.

>>149649950
with my penis

Shark Girl is cute!

>>149649862
>>149649774
does anyone have the rest of drawfriend's art from last thread? especially his last piece? I didn't get to save it since I was on mobile

>>149650475
>>149650514
What is this anon ?

>>149648704
>comic is the kid saying he can draw whatever he wants
>anon is mad that artist draws what they want
Herny just wanted a flat chested shark girl. What's not to get?

>>149648704
>He doesnt know about Herny and creepy Suzie

Sounds like you are a newfag

That being said I do like tits on sharks.

>>149650519
Shark prostitute and shark boxer fall for each other and try to get away from Jeffrey Sharkstein. VERY gay.

https://sharkteeth.cfw.me/

>>149650208
This one?

Aquaman should hang out with sharks more often.

>>149650564
I simply love her, I kinda want to draw her, give me some suggestions.

>>149646155 (OP)
>tall flat
Literally the sexiest bodytype and extremely underrated

>>149649873
Once you Realize...

https://youtu.be/SwjdmesYlpc?si=XvzlgfxJRuxwaoUB

>>149650612
showing off at a beachside gym

>>149650637
Truth

>>149646155 (OP)
>>149648164
Pls post more of this qt
>>149647812
I'm surprised we never got more of these, even just another short. It was so good

>>149650688
This is all

>>149650612
Have her gnawing on the drywall.

>>149650612
Have her working off a bulk

>>149650596
yeh. many thanks.

>>149646155 (OP)
Nobody fucking cares

Have there been any /co/ sharkgirls recently? The only one I can think of in the past few years was Jabberjaw from Jellystone.

>>149650776
>600 pounds
Would that work with her height, musculature, and blubber?

>>149650637
Fucking gross, how can anyone that's not a retard be remotely attracted to this vomitive bodytype

>There are people in this thread who don't give their sharks big fat tits
lamo, rofl, lol, hehe even

>>149650933
in my opinion no. I usually imagine Grace as somewhere in the 1000lb to 1800lb range depending on her height. but I feel like I could be highballing it idk.

>>149651116
Look up a bmi calculator, then put some meat on her

>>149648704

>>149650208
Hell yeah, that last thread was fucking baller.

>>149646155 (OP)
Post more sexy anthro sharks

>>149648704
Because boobs are literally a sexually selected trait and not to do with other essential functions, idiot. It's like, if you took a race of peacocks and made them sentient and then they get mad any time they don't see a guy of any race other than their own with the stupid bullshit giant tail.

>>149651305
NTA but I'd be annoyed if you applied peacock traits to an animal and then pearl clutched whenever anyone added the tail because "they wouldn't have that!" They wouldn't have the fucking beak or talons either, moron. You're already applying human traits to a creature, that's literally what anthropomorphize means but you guys see a little boob and go full redditor.

>>149651305
Also
>Mammal literally refers to Mammaries aka Boobs
So by default any "Scalie" fish with boobs is also a mammal.
So furries are mammals. So by default all anthro animals are furries.
Kneel to the mammal master race anthro lovers

>>149651416
That's actually based, give them human pussies too.

>>149651219
>Lizard folk don't have boobs
Literally everywhere you look in the furry space every single anthro furry has boobs.
Proportionately out of all the scalie art only 0.01% of fem scalies are chestless
So if you like your scalie/fish/bug/bird women with breasts you are a furry basic bitch

>>149651362
You guys love to just latch onto the boobs and then ignore how people go after other things too, like retarded nipples, external junk, and navels on reptilemen too. A proper lizardman would probably look more like this for example, instead of some furry fetish human bodybuilder with a lizard head.

>>149651591
True, I don't mind this on furry men since it makes more sense as they are mammals but I typically find Scalie men with those features to be kind of uncanny.
Also a lizard wouldn't have be able to have a chiseled body because their scales act like body armor rather than a layer of fat

>>149651564
Only autists and trannies care about being "special". Those things are popular for a reason.
>>149651591
>You guys love to just latch onto the boobs and then ignore how people go after other things too
>like nipples
Nipples are part of the boobs.
>external junk
I don't think about dick like you do, fag.

>>149651646
Are you really gonna bitch because people like certain body types?

>>149651646
Yes and boobs are for milk, which reptiles don't produce. And even if they did they wouldn't develop that way because reptile babies are born stupid and with teeth. Plus human boobs specifically, are an entirely different beast from breasts on other mammals too both in function and why they even exist.

>>149651646
>>You guys love to just latch onto the boobs and then ignore how people go after other things too
>>like nipples
>Nipples are part of the boobs.
>Boobmal doesn't realize anon was talking about male bitch tits
>Boobmal thinks all animals have effeminate features like nipples
Chadtilians... we won

>>149651591
Neat. I had no idea it was possible to do non-furry art in 2025.

>>149651646
>Only autists and trannies care about being "special"

Who are you the furry police?

>>149651698
Not if you want to make money.

>>149651646
You are already "special" by claiming to like reptiles or sharks as furries are overwhelmingly mammal focused.

>>149651646
>Those things are popular for a reason.
blah blah, flies, etc.

>>149651698
Oof anon. I have an epic non furry OC but I am years away from being able to draw or publish any tasteful works.
That reminds me I should probably get back on the grind of writing the story

>>149651688
>Yes and boobs are for milk, which reptiles don't produce.
Reptiles also don't walk upright or talk and manipulate tools. Retard.
>>149651693
Man you need a road map for that one.
>>149651740
>nooo let me be special
Okay "ma'am".
>>149651757
>no u
>>149651800
>you see it's actually everyone but me that has shit taste
Spoken like a redditor.

>>149651757
Also
reptiles and sharks drawn by furries are incredibly mammal focused so this is basically like the DA equivalent of sparkle dog or Sonic OCs that have a different skin over the same kind of character

All this talk about tits when the real important question is whether or not they've got a cloaca

>>149651833
Redditors prefer tits on reptiles.

>>149651872
>NUH UH
I accept your concession.

>>149651902
Good, now leave, faggot.

>>149651917
>let us have our echo chamber!
This isn't Bluesky fag.

>>149651843
True, imagine being able to piss and shit in the same hole

>>149651994
Yeah this is where we post about how much we want to fuck sharks and orcas

>>149652012
Then maybe you should do that instead of whining about tits on reptiles, dumbass.

>>149652030
Nah I'll always shill for my flat chested non mammal queens

>>149652044
Then don't cry when you get made fun of next time.

>>149652063
>cry
>made fun of
None of that happened ITT

>>149652063
Made fun of? All that happened was overwhelming proof that boobfags are insecure despite holding majority opinion and art presence, they still feel incredibly angry and threatened by a different opinion/taste.

>>149650208
I NEED IT

>>149652012
Which is better?

>>149652187
I personally prefer Shark Girl

>>149652202
She does seem relatively unspoiled compared to Orca, considering DC and it's habits.

What's her deal? She's a X-Men mutant, right?

>>149652202
Orcas have blubber tho

>>149652304
Unspoiled?

>>149652304
Yeah, she is a mutant; her whole deal is

>How do I control my anger and not let the beast consume me, oh no

She also doesn't have a consistent look; every artist will always draw her shark head differently.

The most development she ever got was in the Spider-Man & the X-Men mini, where Sauron tried to date her and she ended up making out with a telepath who is into being bitten.

>>149652304
She is also Brazilian

>>149650208
Her design here works pretty well, built but not too chunky.

>>149652355
>Unspoiled
In the sense they haven't messed with her character and story placement the way they have with Orca.

>>149646155 (OP)

>>149647568
>>149647791
>>149647920
>>149648307
>>149648550
>>149649060
Try that with a great white or tiger shark
>>149647906
I agree in theory, but the bigger, stronger sharks that are the known man eaters are pretty good maintaining the stereotype

Nature is so fucking cool.

>>149652499
>buldge
kys

>>149652616
Maybe water animals just want to be petted?

>>149652770
We have come to free Shamu Sea World, you cannot stop us. We are Venom.

>>149652837
Sharks and Orcas love him.

I honestly think that the only reason wild orcas don't have the mankiller reputation that sharks have is solely because humans are never in orca territory in the wild like humans can be with sharks. When's the last time someone was floating in open water near killer whale?

>>149652869
Also Orca's being mammals are more intelligent creatures than Sharks so they don't mindlessly attack anything they find.
With them being social animals they may be able to communicate with each other and tell each other not what to attack.

>>149647023
this but she also has a wiener and gets me pregnant
straight btw

>>149652869
No, people interact with wild orcas very frequently and there's shit tons of videos of that. In fact, wild orcas attacking people is so rare even ancient native myths talk about how they don't attack people. Even mistaken identity attacks are pretty much nonexistent too since orcas are smart enough to figure out the seal they were hunting was actually a human and stop hunting before any attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIcQMwYC1o

>>149653365
>Mother orca with calves

>>149646700
It's a Jaws reference.

>>149653365
I've only seen them in the wild once, just their fins and they were pretty far out. I think I'd be nervous if I interacted with one up close

>>149653404
Honestly that's a great built in feature so that the males don't become coomers

>>149653457

>>149647762
Candygram.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRDwzQ3gz8Q

>>149653429
The main issue is the orcas themselves don't have that issue and WILL choose to interact with you.

>>149653457
The issue is sex is 100% fatal for octopus both male and female.
>males just die shortly after having sex even though there's next to no strain on their bodies
>females stop eating when they lay eggs and just let themselves starve and die
also sucks most octopus have very short lifespans too

>>149653365
>>149653106
I dunno man, there's something that tells that orcas are dangerous and we've been lucky. Elephants are also pretty intelligent and have been known to have friendly encounters with people in the wild, but they've also been known to kill people and tear up villages whenever they feel like it.
I mean, seriously, what difference does not being seal make? Why wouldn't they just eat a person? What do they care? And remember, they're dolphins, not whales. Dolphins are bastards.

>>149653485
That's just a dr seuss character

>>149653553

>>149653538
That's because the males into musk where they turn into retards with anger issues. That's not a thing with orcas at all. You can literally go look up attacks records and see there's pretty much 0 confirmed attacks with the intent to kill. They've fucked with a lot of boats, but never go after the crew. Even false killer whales are extremely friendly towards humans and go out of their to not attack us.

>>149650825
There's Nanaue's wife and a few others from Harley Quinn.
/co/ related, there's might've been some in Aquaman but I'm not sure. I know there were shark dudes and regular fish girls.

>>149653513
what do you do if an orca chooses to interact with you?

>>149651241
>>149650208
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149500503

>>149653566
>That's because the males into musk where they turn into retards with anger issues.
This only happens because humans keep killing their father figure causing them to become like an innercity hood rat, willing to throw it all away for pussy

>>149653668
Don't flail and panic is a good start and if you're really that worried calmly leave the water not like they can follow you onto land/a boat.

>>149653694
No, they all enter musth after a certain period. It has nothing to do with humans and is a natural occurrence for the species.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

>>149652369
That's because normie comic artists suck at drawing animal features, which is why bestial characters are limited to special miniseries by a special artist, or they are altered to look more human so the weak artists can draw them...like DC's Cheetah going back to her human with spotted body paint look instead of her literal cat-woman look. If they can't keep a stable that can draw them and they can't be humanized, they just get killed off, like Panara, Catseye, and surprisingly, Feral.

>>149653716
Hunter propaganda
>No, they all enter musth after a certain period. It has nothing to do with humans and is a natural occurrence for the species.
They need strong elders to put them in their place. They are a social species after all

>>149653795
They have those because elephants are matriarchal. Orcas are matriarchal too funny enough.

>>149653668
Why does DC constantly treat her like a joke while Killer Croc is taken seriously by writers? She's possibly stronger than him, given his origin keeps shifting from sideshow freak to literal mutant gator, and definitely smarter than himin books, anyway. He definietly beats her in streetsmarts.
Is it because she is a girl?

Anyway, Aquaman there should do her a solid sometime and hook her up with some nice Atlantiean property. Better than roving the streets of some shitty pollution-filled city.

>>149653806
Hot.

>>149646155 (OP)
>nose ring
and it's ruined

Dude I didn't even realize this was Henry until I looked it up.

>>149654370
>Henry
The Shark is a boy?

>>149654383
He’s obviously referring to the artist you dumbass

>>149654413
Oh boy, am I glad to be called a dumbass!

>>149649015
>the sharks would swim up to people with spear guns, tap their noses against the spear, and lead the divers towards lionfish so they could get free food from the divers.
Give us a few years and some idiot will be teaching them how to fetch.

>>149649543
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK YOU HOMELESS ULTRA CUNT I MISSPEAK ONE GOD DAMN TIME AND I HEAR ABOUT IT FOREVER KILL YOURSELF

>>149652100
Faggots detected, why are you afraid of boobs fucking cocksucker?

Fun fact, you're closer related to the average fish than a shark is.

>>149654693
Heh anon, there's nothing wrong with a curvy flat chested waifu every now and then

>>149650612
Suggesting her fishing while dressed like one of the girls in these pics
https://imgchest.com/p/wl7loz32p7x

>>149654693
>afraid
I just don't worship and find them super special like you monkey brain. Especially when the whole entire reason human women developed breasts like that in the first place, was so they could whore around and cuck men easier by hiding their nursing status.

>>149654742
>was so they could whore around and cuck men easier by hiding their nursing status.
Human bros... we can't stop losing. How are we going to let literal dogs, cats, and minks best us

>>149653560
>Ain't nothing gonna break my stride! Ain't nothing gonna hold me down! Oh no! I've got to keep on moving!

>>149654752
Boobies are limitation bootycheeks.

>>149648859
i like your erp asterisks, got a discord?

>>149654742
>hiding their nursing status
how does that work

>>149652154
>C-string

>>149650208
fuuuuuck i missed an orca thread?

>>149655793
The idea is "engorged titties 24/7" males can't tell you're pregnant and thus will mate with you regardless if you're pregnant or not, then you can pass off the baby as theirs. So females that developed tits were more likely to have offspring that had male protection thus pass on the genes.
This of course is based on nothing more than a cuck fetishist's need to inject his fetish into everything as it's also tied into his lack of self esteem which he must make everyone's problem.

>>149652100
I know you need to spin events to your benefit to keep your ego intact but this is embarrassing.

>>149647791
keep in mind that sharks are extremely sensitive on their noses so this is the equivalent of some giant woman coming by from space to grab your crotch and giving it a good rub

>>149646681
It's called decency.

>>149649180
I piss prague race. Her new webcomic just doesn't really hit the same. Especially after she centered it about the couple of sailors being gay more than the eldritch antediluvian horror who's actually just a the male bad dangerous boy archetype.

...sharks.

>>149648883
What are you talking about? Bracketing something in asterisks indicates that it was an action like *mind blown gesture*

>>149655937
I'm learning about this at the same time as you, man.

>Who though to invent this anyway?
Makes it kinda hot to think she's running around with her whole ass hanging out though.

>>149656471
>Unsexiest porn.jpg

>>149656508
Anon I don't think thats porn

>>149656574
Actually I'm not sure if the artist makes monster girl porn or if he just makes a lot of art with Monster Girls. I just know that one comic of Not!Link falling in love with Fem!Ganon.

>>149656599
Oh he makes a lot of monster girl porn. That Fem!Ganon comic ends with her getting impregnated and married by Not!Link

>>149650566
>Jeffrey Sharkstein
lol

>>149650612
>>149650766
With Orca next to her, if you'd be so kind.

>>149655237
You mean imitation right?

>>149650612
draw her sticking her head in a toilet to breathe

>>149650612
have her stick an air hose up her ass to inflate her belly with air so she can float better

Man, you guys are just firing off on all cylinders huh.

>>149647023
I despise femdom so much. Ignore her appearance for a moment. What's the appeal of this? Why the fuck do you fantasize about a woman controlling your life, talking over you, and making decisions you don't want for no reason other than that hassling you amuses her?

>>149648584
>>149648704
>>149651305
I remember seeing people say that Susie from Deltarune shouldn't have tits because she's a reptile, but also that she should have periods because she's a woman. These fags don't care about realism. They just hate anything that remotely appeals to heterosexual men. They bizarrely assume reptile humanoids must lay eggs and can't breastfeed despite the fact that their entire humanoid physique wouldn't realistically be able to lay eggs in the first place.

>>149648825
You know what else highlights her not being human? The fact she's a fucking 7 foot tall shark.

>>149651431
trvke

>>149646155 (OP)
Wow she's flat

>>149649916
>The self-insert has animal traits too.
Take this furfag shit to >>>/trash/

>>149657536
Well generally it's implied that its a mutual thing you and your partner do for fun. Its just a more advanced form of teasing and dirty talk.

>>149647736
>>149648187
>>149646681
>not appreciating tallflat
Why do I have to share a board with such fucking faggots?

God I wish women didn't have breasts...

>>149647568
b-baka!

>>149657649
> it's implied that its a mutual thing
No it's not. It's femdom because only the woman is dominant and only the man is submissive. If it was mutual, it doesn't be BDSM, it'd just be banter. I've seen plenty of images like this in these threads and it's always the woman humiliating the man. It never goes both ways. I can't tell if you're blatantly just trying to lie or if you're lost and don't know what you're talking about.
>Its just a more advanced form of teasing and dirty talk.
Doing that shit in public is gross and pathetic. You're forcing other people to engage in your fetishes.

>>149647568
holy fuuuuuck. that guys fucking bananas. i wouldn’t even consider doing that with random cats or dogs never mind a fucking shark.

>>149657835
Look at this fucking coward and laugh at him

>>149649385
Boy needs some breading

>>149657787
>No it's not. It's femdom because only the woman is dominant and only the man is submissive.
Yes....? Because that's the fantasy. It's not a 24/7 thing.
>Doing that shit in public is gross and pathetic. You're forcing other people to engage in your fetishes.
Anon its a drawing

>>149653485
Man what the fuck

>>149657711
Some don’t

>>149650637
I see you're a man of culture

>>149653404
Omg

>>149657910
>It's not a 24/7 thing.
>Comics depict it as a 24/7 thing that applies in public settings such as when ordering food.

>Anon its a drawing
You'd do all this IRL if you could.

>>149647023
zp92 feet are so fucking hot

>>149658561
>wrinkly sole human feet

No thanks

>>149658394
You may have autism anon

>>149659050
Do you know where you are?

>>149656471
I want to smoke weed with her and talk about old vidya.

>>149652154
extremely hot

>>149657536
>Why the fuck do you fantasize about a woman controlling your life, talking over you, and making decisions you don't want for no reason other than that hassling you amuses her?
Because it's sexy and turns me on and makes me want to have sex with her. I don't understand what you're having trouble understanding.

>>149659314
It wouldn't be hotter if she was nice to you?

>>149647568
>>149657730

>>149659224
Anon no! Thats a shane frost girl, you'll end up living together happily for the rest of your life!!!!!!

>>149656471
>stoner gym rat

>>149659464
>It wouldn't be hotter if she was nice to you?
Being nice all the time is boring. Girls don't like guys that are just nice all the time either.

>>149647568
>>149648550
>>149652770
the ocean is for cuddles

>>149647236
Fish love to give pets too.

>>149659464
>>>/x/

>>149647752
>today I will remind them

>>149653404
>eight legs

>>149653696
passively submit to the whale and hope its gentle with you?

>>149646155 (OP)
I unironically never tire of this joke

>>149659464
>>149659693
Give and take I guess

>>149659639
Will she blow up?

>>149649634
>snoot game
Can you really call a parody game "OC"?

>>149660280
If a parody can outdo the original in every aspect, the original should be ashamed

>>149660392
It was also released first, which is extra hilarious.

>>149657606
>I heard people say that Susie
I don't care about and haven't played Undertale or Deltarune, I don't care what people think about those characters and frankly the fanbase for those games shouldn't even be used as a reference for any other group.
> their entire humanoid physique wouldn't realistically be able to lay eggs in the first place.
There's nothing about being able to deliver 8lb live births that suggests they wouldn't be able to lay eggs.

>>149659700
Something tells me the fish wasn't into it

>>149646266
Chicken little did it better, They addressed that fish need water to live, What the fuck is that shark doing breathing air

>>149659700
That puffer is, infact, not into it, since it's puffed up and shits itself as it leaves.
Here's a happy puffer.

>>149661953

Did they confirm interspecies offspring is possible?

>>149661483
>I don't care
I wasn't targeting you, anon. If you truly didn't care, you would've just skimmed past it and not responded.
>There's nothing about being able to deliver 8lb live births that suggests they wouldn't be able to lay eggs.
The eggs would have to be large enough to contain a 8lb baby. Of course the babies wouldn't start out the size of newborns, but they'd have to be by the time they hatch. Depending on the species and setting, the woman may have to be able to carry and birth many of those eggs at the same time. Then the egg's shell would also have to be thick enough to not break or tear during birth, but also weak enough for the baby to be able to tear itself out. Hell, depending on how much the anthro attains to her animal species, the children born out of the eggs might be more akin to toddlers than human newborns. How TF would you account for all of this without handwaving? If you are handwaving, why not just give them huge tits?

>>149662929
The newborn/adult ratio is only human-analagous because you're working backwards from that conclusion instead of having eggs similar in size to an infant head and newborns that start off smaller than humans and catch up/surpass human size during childhood development. A human gives birth to a baby that's around 1/12th the total weight of a mature adult, a gator hatchling is about 1/10,0000th the weight of a mature adult.

>>149657536
Because its safe horny
Its the most widely accepted fetish in the world and media depicts it in a comedic or wholesome way (Helluva Boss pegging joke here)
Because god forbid a man leads the relationship in public and in private without autistmfags throwing a shitfit

>nobody posted it yet

>>149663213
Normal animals with human tits just slapped on is always hilarious to me.

>>149663097
It's a sorry state of affairs.

>>149663097
>Because god forbid a man leads the relationship in public and in private without autistmfags throwing a shitfit
They can they just don't want to

>>149660280
Calling Snoot a parody is such a small minded thing
Sure, memes were in the foundation but it grew to be so much more than that

Any room for dino ladies?

>>149659050
A year ago, I wouldn't have called myself a Viper guy. Now? They give me life.

>>149660392
>>149664928
Doesn't matter. If the characters weren't created here it isn't oc.

>>149646155 (OP)
I want to see her fat and with a beer belly

>>149654742
Totally fucking retarded take, kill yourself nigger

>>149666918
seconding

>>149666918
i want to see her indlated with air

>>149668103
I want to see her inflated with water

>>149668217
Crummy water? She should be eating pokemon creatures!

>>149668268
Well there is bound to be water pokemon in that seawater she's gulping.

>>149647791
That's a beautiful eye.

>>149665379
this isnt /snoot/, shoo

>>149665379
Is that the T-Rex from Primal?

>>149663573
Works better with mammals.

>>149669210

>>149652543
>Try that with a great white or tiger shark
That’s why they’re doing it with these kind of sharks. It’s like seeing someone petting a deer and saying ‘try that with a moose’. Of course no one’s going to try that with a fucking moose, those things are dangerous.
Are you retarded?

>>149652543
Pro tip: Starvation caveat aside. The bigger the white shark, the more docile they tend to be. This is because being the huge bitch in the water means you really have nothing to worry about unless its pupping season. The young males vying for breeding rights are the ones who will fuck everyone up, but the older females (like pic related) and older males who have already gotten a few conquests in their time, aren't that much of an issue.

>>149653208
In for a nibble mate?

>>149646155 (OP)
You already have that shitty fish movie with Will Smith

I find it fascinating that the only reason sharks stop growing larger is death, they're like lobsters that way.

>>149649634
those are garbage

>>149662560
Would

>>149646155 (OP)
Sharktale already exists.

>>149669071
Yes

>>149669895
Hot, I love it.

The silvery hair is a good touch, the caveman should give her some hybrid babies.

>>149669319
Rule 34... Uh... Finds a way.

>>149652499
My bi senses are tingling again. I want both of them. Though I wish the chick looked more dolphin like and not just a goblin with a tail.

>>149650208

>>149670343
How much does a woman of that size have to eat to gain weight

>>149646155 (OP)
dont trust disnoid to do a good job

>>149670356
Lots and lots, though you could make the case a lack of physical activity and her new biology are to blame too.

>>149670376
doesnt she need to eat so much that it became one of the factors of her misery in life? pretty sure i read that in a comic

>>149666755

>>149660575
Kos is peak character design.

>>149670343
peak femininity
i wanna stuff my face in her gut

>>149670687
Glad I'm not the only fucking weirdo here.

>>149670811
Women are supposed to be nice and plump.

>>149670356
If she actually stuck to a diet she's supposed to have due to her combined physiology (mostly fish, some other red meats, maybe some veg and NO carbs), she'd look a LOT better. But you know, comic characters all eat sandwiches, wraps, soda and pizza because it's all the fatass artists shove into their own faces. They draw what they're most familiar with.

>>149669319
And they're like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours

>>149649873
that's a moray

>>149671338
when it's jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside that's a moray

>>149669446
>From teenage thugs to chill Grandparents
Ok /co/ you've sold me on the concept I gotta draw that shid

for me? It's El-K's drunkard shark girl.

>>149646155 (OP)
That's pretty common in almost all talking animal stories. The fish (and bugs) are non-sapient, unless the story is about fish and bugs specifically like finding Nemo or Antz.

>>149657606
>These fags don't care about realism. They just hate anything that remotely appeals to heterosexual men.
Absolutely retarded and narcissistic victim take.

>>149670841
>Women are supposed to be nice and plump
I have to agree.

I'll say there are plenty of trim girls I appreciate but I'll always love a lady with meat on her bones and love handles on her belly.

>>149671840
Damn, nice.
She is incredibly well stylised, headshape and proportions are all very well done.
The colors are great too, this artist is very skilled.

And also:
>Beer Belly

>>149670687
based
>>149670811
of course not, this is /co/

>>149670634
>God tier Character Design
>Whole role is being beached corpse set design for the Orphan
I'm not gonna say it's a waste but people really oughta take notes.

>>149646155 (OP)
>flat chest
So is that a dude or a chick

>>149670456
I asked if it was oc, You responded with comments about it's quality. You were moving goalposts by dodging my original question.

>>149672152
Flat chested woman

>>149672287
Could've fooled me.

>>149672300
If it was a trap it'd have a bulge.

i wish this was an actual Orca thread

>>149672385
Sorry, I'm not really doing my part, way too tired.
I still gotta do that drawing at some point.

>>149671965
NEED TO WIFE

>>149652543
>Try that with a great white
Why would you use a shark with some of the lowest human attack and fatality numbers to try and make your point?

>>149671917
Nigger, how am I wrong? I'll chomp your bait. How do you possibly defend lizard-women not having breasts but having periods for the sake of "realism?"

>>149671965
So she puffs up being taken out of water pressure like a blobfish? Doesn’t that hurt?

>>149652154
hmmmmmm yess

>>149672385
>>149672465
>>149672038
>>149670343
>>149652154
>>149650208
>>149650596
>>149651241
come home Orca patriot >>149672860

>>149672385
i mean, we recently had one

>>149672906
but i'm open to another one, if we can keep things going
i also wouldn't mind some more actual, real life orcas videos. i think they're neat

>>149671965
>>149646155 (OP)
Okay now post her sitting in a hot tub in my back yard at sunset drinking ice cold beers while I cook her her favourite food for dinner

>>149673130
What’ll that do?

>>149673948
make him feel less cold inside

>>149673130
She can't drink because she's pregnant, but she hasn't told you yet.

Reminder that many shark species get pregnant and actually give live birth because they keep their eggs in their wombs until they hatch.

>>149675948
Anon

>>149676013
Yes?

>>149675948
Don’t read about sand tiger shark pregnancies

>>149676013
>>149676289
If this is about shark babies cannibalizing each other in their mom's womb I know. Its fucked up but its survival of the fittest

OH I just got the joke.

>>149676378
>sharks are born murderers
damn

>>149676385
okay but you'd never get rid of the smell

>>149676385
Is she even a professional swim coach?

>>149676385

>>149676378
Sharks are the way they are because of survival of the fittest
Meanwhile Dolphins are just assholes

>>149646155 (OP)
Does she have a penis or a vagina?