Thread 149648067

Say something nice about Moxxie.

>>149648067 (OP)
Despite everything, he's a good husband to Millie.

I hate women more than anything

>>149648067 (OP)
He's not not a faggot

I was gonna say that his bussy is probably, but after Chaz that shit is probably permanently gaped.

>>149648067 (OP)
He has cute feet

>>149648115
isnt he bi and takes it up the ass, though?
that makes him at least half a faggot

Took Loonas virginity like a champ.

>>149648234
I said he isn't not a faggot

>>149648260
>took
>her virginity

>>149648262
oh, whoops

>>149648268
yes

>>149648260
Moxxie's such a beta faggot he gives virginity.

>>149648067 (OP)
He's a lucky imp

>>149648067 (OP)
He deals with Blitzo's shit pretty well, if I was Moxxie i would probably have shot him

>>149648067 (OP)
His gender swap version is pretty nice.

The normal gender swap version, not that trans crap that Viv shit out.

>>149648624
trans crap? what did viv do?

>>149648713
I'm talking about the fifth episode of the second season.

>>149648784
oh yeah that, what a wretched episode

>>149648067 (OP)
He's the only member of the main cast who isn't obnoxious or underdeveloped

>>149648067 (OP)
I like that he keeps trying despite constant attempts by everyone else to put him down

>>149648624
She's cute
Lucky Miller

He has a huge shapely ass

>>149648067 (OP)
Remember when his wife was supportive

>>149648067 (OP)
With the way he treats Millie, he seems like he would be a good lover... for Anon.

>>149648067 (OP)
...he has good trigger discipline.

>>149648917
You gay as shit anon

>>149648866
>>149648869
With the original Moxxie's personality, she would actually be really cute.

Why the hell is it that when you look at Viv's male characters, they always feel like they have the wrong gender? Seriously, if you made almost all the male characters girls, they would look a lot more balanced and appropriate. Is Viv doing this on purpose?

>>149649085
At least in M&M's case, their gender roles were intentionally flipped. If you flip their gender they just become a regular couple with a cool, capable farmboy and his gun-toting, high strung city girlfriend.
It's also funny how if you make Loona (the screen-addicted, socially awkward 22 year old that lives with a parent) a male then she just becomes a 4channer except hot.

>>149648947
I'm not gay, it's my blood pressure medication. I can get a note from my doctor.

>>149648917
>Moxxie and Miller start hitting on Anona/Nona

>>149649197
Well, yes, it's clear, they did it on purpose, but for some reason I still think the combination of male Millie and female Moxxie is more interesting, or something. I honestly don't know how to explain this feeling, it just seems like such an "original" trick from Viv just doesn't make sense, it literally doesn't mean anything.

And yeah, kek, male Loona could have been 4chaner, it would have been just fucking funny.

>>149649301
>Moxxie starts getting attracted to Nona
>maybe it's the charm of a human, with their succubi-like smooth skin and hornless heads
>maybe it's that cute southern accent that reminds her of Miller
>or how she hasn't been cradled by a giant since Chelsea
>either way, she's been getting awkwardly closer and closer to Nona
>dropping stuff so she can bend over in front of her
>asking for help with paperwork (after erasing and "forgetting" key information)
>inviting her on girls nights
>"Would a quickie get ya off my ass?"
>"W-what?"
>"Yeah. Ya know," she bends down to stare the imp in the eyes, only Moxxie's eyes seemed to be focused on that heavenly gap between Nona's tits, "in the alley? You and me. Seven minutes in heaven."
>Moxxie gulps, sweat beading on her red face
>it's been years since she's been this wet
>"S-sure?"
>so Nona led Moxxie out of the office and down the elevator, taking some unusual, winding paths until Moxxie began to feel lost
>who are we kidding, she'd be lost anyway with how glued her eyes were to that swaying human ass
>Nona stopped and opened a heavy door, gesturing for Moxxie to cross the threshold
>"After you, honeybun."
>"Oh you..." Moxxie cood back, waltzing out confidently into the alleyway next to a dumpster
>the door clicked, and she turned
>huh
>Nona must have let it shut by mistake
>Moxxie gave it a push
>nothing
>it only opens from the inside
>meanwhile, Nona wiped her brow and let out an anxious sigh
>"That oughtta buy me time," she muttered, hastily texting Loono about lunch plans while speedwalking away from the door and the horny imp dyke behind it

>>149649565
Nice

>hate male Moxxie and think he's annoying
>love female Millie and think she's adorable
What causes this phenomenon?

>>149649901
Thinking with your dick. Most women have terrible personalities but men still simp for them because they want to fuck them. Take the average female and give her the average man's body and she'll find herself alone.

>>149649901
Because Moxxie acts like a girl, and Millie acts like a guy, not a tomboy, but a real guy. Now in cartoons there is a fashion to swap the behavioral matrix of female and male characters, and I really don't like it.

>>149648784
>>149648811
Pardon? What?

>>149649901
Men are better at being chicks than actual chicks.

>>149648067 (OP)
So why does Millie love him so much? Does he secretly have a fat cock?

>>149650398
Simple reasons. He's nice.

>>149650411
I don't think just being nice would be enough to marry a woman like Millie.

What is Moxxie's favorite firearm?

>>149650886
1898 Trapdoor Springfield.

>>149650886
We'll since he's a mafia man
Likely a Thompson, SW Model 36 or a Browning Hi-Power

>>149650972
He also would love the BAR.

Moxxie is a redditor.

>>149651152
Resident /k/ommandos, what gun would Moxxie pick such that he could be classified as a redditor?

>>149651231
Sig P320 and banning anyone who says anything negative about it

>>149651048
The Colt Monitor R80
Indeed

>>149648067 (OP)
Cutie patootie

>>149648067 (OP)
Unironically love Season 1 Moxxie, he was cute as fuck. He was my favorite.
I hate Vivzieslop so much for everything she did with Season 2.

Artists who ship Moxxie and Millie are based.

>>149651634
I ship em together. Clown or no clown, they have a kid named Skittles.

>>149651756
lmao. Boy or girl?

>>149651563
Made for pegging by Millie

>>149651827
Skittles is the boys name
Twix is the girls name

>>149651885
Fuck are they gonna name the third kid, Sweet Tart? Mike and Ike?

>>149648067 (OP)
nice ass

>>149651921
or they have twins named Kit & Kat

>>149652046
I hate that that's actually good.

>M&M's kids
>Skittles
>Kit
>Kat
>Mike
>Ike
>Junior (middle name is Mint)
>little hershey

>>149652188
>York
>Klondike
>Cornetto
>Ben
>Jerry

>>149648067 (OP)
He is adorable and wasted on that faggot ass show

>>149651827
I was gonna pitch it as a genderless name, so that if anyone wanted to, they could make art of Skittles as a little murderous boy who swings an axe, or a little muderous girl who likes rifles.
I work on BK Rules.
Have it YOUR way.

>>149652226
>Oh and the little fella with the haymakers we just call Jawbreaker.
>Millie why the fuck do you have so many kids?
>don't ya know imps give birth in litters?
>okay that kinda makes sense--
>we had like thirty but seventeen of em passed away durin the birth
>... I'm so sorr--
>yep, rocketed out the window before they could get the soccer net up, real tragic
>what the fuck

>>149652188
>>149652226
>Loona goes off to do her own thing for ten years.
>Comes back and sees that Blitzo desperately needs help with the family business, Stolas is crashing out over something, Octavia is at the worst college in Hell(Phoenix University), and M&M are having a huge ass family.
>Loona pulls Moxxie aside, slaps him twice, and tells him to Get. Off. Of. Her.
>Thats when she hears it.
>"Its aunty Loona!"
>Skittles, the eldest, jumps on her back.
>The first twins, Kit and Kat, jump on her arms.
>The second twins, Mike and Ike, jump on her legs.
>Junior is behind her, petting her tail.
>Lil Hershey is barely a year old, and hides behind Millie.

POST BEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149648067 (OP)
I LOVE fucking his wife

>>149648260
Outdated meme, Viv turned him into a beta faggot cuck

Yknow what? Its time. I'ma livewatch the Hazbin Hotel episodes tomorrow, the last two.

>>149648067 (OP)
he looks good fat

>>149653077
Millie has some weird fetishes.

>>149653123
a well fed imp as a happy imp
at least that's what she says

>>149653077
>>149653166
A "well fed" imp can't run away when you tell him he knocked you up.

>>149653362
the fact she could even reach his dick to get impregnated is a miracle in and of itself

>>149648067 (OP)
He looks submissive and breedable

>>149649565
Congratulations you created Diane from bojack horseman.

>>149652708
>Then Anon comes in not long after Loona, who sees the scene before him.
>He wants to be smug about it, as he's been teasing Loona about starting a family.
>but He sees Loona's eyes are filled with light and life, the same eyes that he saw on the Ferris wheel.
>The same eyes he saw at the park when he got on one knee and popped the most important question.
>Anon just smiles and Loona smiles grows bigger as the two start to laugh.
>Then Anon feels a bump on his knee, it's Junior hitting him. Moxxie is about to yell at Junior but Anon assures Moxxie he's alright.
>Anon crouches down and puts out his hand to Junior.
>Junior stares at Anon then his hand, then chomps on Anon's hand.
>To the surprise of Loona, Moxxie and Millie. Anon doesn't flinch nor shout. He keeps smiling as Junior keeps chomping.
>Although the biting does hurt, Junior is not doing any serious damage. Junior then stops and takes Anon's hand out of his mouth.
>"UNCLE!" Junior starts to climb Anon.
>Some of the children hop off Loona and start Imp-piling onto Anon.

>>149654047
Loona here would be in her 30s so she most defintely has baby fever.

>>149648067 (OP)
his singing was shockingly good, great voice acting in general in the show. I enjoy seeing gay relationships where there is more to it than "gay!"

>>149648067 (OP)
He'll be spared from total redskin death

>>149648067 (OP)

He has a B I G fat ass

>>149654453
That Milly pegs.

>>149649085
PURE. FUCKING. SEX

>>149648260
Not yet, anon. Not yet...

blitzo talks it out with mickey

>>149655298
Blitzo oughta be tossed in the slammer.

>>149655341
hey there's nothing illegal going on here, mickey's freshly 18

>>149655351
I hope Millie kicks Blitzo's ass regardless.

>>149655429
she'll put this inexplicably-20-years-younger blitzo in his place, for sure

>>149648067 (OP)
He's somehow gayer than angel dust despite being married to a woman. That takes a *lot* to accomplish.

Built for big wolf cunt

>>149655823
I know that's a porn comic, but Moxxie should be apologizing too. He is the one who is a liability most of the time, but he treats Loona with condescension. And Millie enables this behavior even though deep down she doesn't have confidence in him either.

>>149653915
Fucking hell

>>149655298
>>149655351
>An Imp having both Millie and Moxxie fat ass genes
Gyaat damn he must be 90% ASS

>>149656139
AND his grandpa crim too, dont forget

>>149655823
>NTR/Cuckery

>>149656386
That isn't Jizoku's comic, anon.

what if the mafia fhags of each show hooked up?

>millie finds out shes got a kid
>has an internal conflict on whether she should abort or keep it
>no one to turn to for help, support or advice
>no one except anon due to his detached nature
>she says that shes scared the kid will ”put her out of commission” and make her unable to work, shes scared of abandoning what makes her happy in favor of raising the child
>anon, instead, argues that shes looking at this from the wrong perspective, she is focusing too much on what will follow immediately after birth and completely misses the big picture
>instead of being scared of the first few months to a year or two, she should look forward to all the milestones that they will have as a family, all the birthdays, all the shared moments, the joy that will bring
>he finishes the argument by telling her to ”imagine the first day their kid kills his first human, imagine the joy beaming from his face as he brings you the disembodied head of some poor victim, imagine the pride youd feel”
>she decides to keep the baby

>>149656699
assuming she survives childbirth...

>>149656706
She's an imp from Wrath. They may be small but they're hardy.

That canal ain't tearin' buddy.

>>149648067 (OP)
in a better universe he would have married blitzo

>>149656902
in a better universe blitzo would have gotten run over by a truck

>>149656791
maybe imp births are just different
like sometimes they just claw out the stomach of the womb rather than out the canal or something lol

>>149656917
Very true.

>>149657058
No. They're not.

He was better in season 1 when viv wasn't constantly emasculating him and using him as the butt of jokes

>>149648067 (OP)
I enjoy the art where he's given a massive bitchbreaking cock but is still a dandy.

>>149648067 (OP)
Could have been the best character (and was for a bit) but they floundered with him and he just became a loser who acts out of character to embarass himself and gets shit on by everyone

>>149651885
>Skittles
I know what his true name is.

>>149656303
Make them kiss or fuc pls

>>149656566
Why did Vivziepop make a bunch of teenage girls want to fuck Millie's crossdressing disguise?

She should have given them all the strap desu.

>>149657668
I think the thread agreed on Skittles
but the Anon known as "Fat Fuck Fred" named him Mickey

>>149657722
Mickey is older than this thread. He's a lovable lad, glad to see more love for him.

>>149657722
Keno really needs to stay in /hhg/.
>>149657718
It plays into the joke that humans can't tell that they're demons in disguise. As well as the awful character 'arc' for that episode.

>listen here young man, i may be your father but i am also A LADY
>it's $120 for a night, non-negotiable
>now cough it up and let's get to the room, it's cold out
>which is why your mother and i said to take your jacket tonight

>>149657765
>Keno
Didn't he groom a kid on skype or some shit

>>149657765
The arc was fucking dogshit. I think Moxie's insecurity shouldn't being superior but being inferior... honestly I frel like he would realistically be way more paranoid of Millie cheating on him. I'm not trying to turn this into a cuck thing but with how deeply insecure he is about practically everything in his life I do wonder why his relationship of all things is the one thing he has unwavering confidence in? With how envious he is of his wife I seems he simply take the fact she faithfully loves him for granted... I mean he's a total fucking loser so being paranoid over his wife's faithfulness would lead to an actual and not completely forced conflict and it would be an insecurity that doesn't just make him an overzealous cunt who wants to be better than his wife.

Kissy the Mickey

>>149657668
>I know what his true name is.
Yeah, Skittles.

>>149657883
So I've heard, but I personally haven't seen hard evidence yet. I object to his presence because of his obesityniggardry. Though his obsession with having Mickey hook up with Blitz and AD is a big red flag on its own.
>>149657902
I wouldn't say he's a loser but he is definitely the universe's whipping boy. That image could easily be solved if he could go stand on his own. Likewise with Millie, but she needs an actual character first. So far Happy Campers and that dumb short with TroonieMae have utterly sabotaged it. Along with Ghost Fuckers by making Blitz the centerpiece yet again.

>>149657883
The only evidence I've ever seen is some buttmad discord posters whining about it so I'm inclined to believe it's fake and gay internet bullshit because they don't like his art for one reason or another.

>>149657984
>I object to his presence because of his obesityniggardry.
Not just that but he's a major attention whore that gets off on annoying people.

>>149658019
Imagine the meat comparison......

>>149658019
I prefer Angel Dust x Moxxie to be honest.

>>149656556
What would Moxxie's wife think!? WHAT WOULD CHARLIE THINK!?

>>149648067 (OP)
I think he'd look better if he dressed down a bit.

>>149658697
Luciferdamn M&M look fine as fuck here.

>>149658697
I really really like Swain's version of Millie.

We have two competing kids here.
>Mickey.
>Skittles.
Own was made by Fatfuck Fred, one was made by the guy that made Clown Millie.
Which do we stick with?

>>149658968
Between the two
While Mickey is fine
Skittles just fits better

>>149658968
Skittles for sure.

Guess I'll draw up Skittles. If Mickey's a dude, it makes sense to make Skittles a chick.

>>149659374
Why not draw them as twins
Kit & Kat

>>149659406
Thats the twins, Kit and Kat. Skittles is the first born.

How do Imps give birth? Everyone has horns, so unless the horns come out blunted or incredibly soft like a baby's skulls...

TOTAL IMP DEATH

>I'm Silas, a sinner who knows a thing or two about taking what’s mine
>been down here in the shitty side of the pride ring for two centuries, seen it all, done worse
>got myself a nice little racket going, collecting scrap metal, selling it off to the larger arms dealers
>not glamorous, but it keeps me in decent bloodwine and out of the worst squabbles
>got my stash in a forgotten alley, tucked away behind a pile of condemned impskin rugs
>today, I caught a whiff of something wrong, a faint, sickly-sweet aroma of imp
>knew it instantly. Those vermin are like cockroaches, always scuttling where they don’t belong
>peek around the corner, sure enough, there he is
>tiny little bastard, all spindly limbs and beady eyes, trying to wrestle a heavy coil of infernal copper wire into his flimsy sack
>his wings, tattered and thin, flutter nervously as he tugs, completely unaware of the approaching storm
>a slow, predatory grin spreads across my face. Oh, this is going to be fun
>I step out, my heavy, spiked boots echoing unnaturally loud in the narrow alley
>"Well, well, well," I purr, my voice a low rumble, "Look what the sewer dragged in."
>the imp freezes, drops the wire with a metallic clatter, his head snapping up
>his tiny, yellowish eyes widen in pure, unadulterated terror when he sees me
>he starts to tremble, a pathetic, high-pitched whimper escaping his throat
>"P-please, sir! I-I wasn't… I just… I was just looking!" he stammers, trying to back away, tripping over his own cloven hooves
>I don't say a word, just stalk forward, slow and deliberate, enjoying every shudder that runs through his miserable frame
>he tries to bolt, a desperate scramble for freedom, but I'm faster
>my hand, hard as iron, shoots out and snatches him by one of his flimsy wings
>he shrieks, a pathetic, bird-like squawk, as I yank him back, tearing a little at the brittle membrane of his wing

>>149660778
>"Looking, were you?" I sneer, dragging him closer, his tiny body flailing uselessly in my grip
>"You weren't looking, you little thief. You were stealing. And down here, little imp, that's a mistake you only make once."
>I drag him across the grimy cobblestones, ignoring his whimpers and choked cries
>his struggles grow weaker as I pull him towards a particularly jagged, broken section of the curb
>it’s slick with some unknown demonic ichor, sharp edges protruding like broken teeth
>his eyes fixate on the curb, and a new wave of terror, deeper and more primal, washes over his face
>"N-no! Please! I beg you! I have-I have little ones! They're starving!" he sobs, tears streaming down his grimy cheeks
>I laugh, a harsh, grating sound that bounces off the alley walls
>"Oh, you have little ones, do you? And what, you were going to feed them my copper? How touching."
>I twist my grip, forcing him down, his face inches from the sharp, unforgiving edge of the curb
>he struggles violently now, a last, desperate surge of survival instinct, but it's futile
>my foot, clad in its heavy, spiked boot, comes down on the back of his neck, pressing him firmly against the stone
>his breath hitches, a gurgling sound in his throat
>"Open wide, little imp," I whisper, my voice suddenly soft, menacing
>"Time to taste the streets of Hell. It's a flavor you won't soon forget."
>I press down harder with my boot, my muscles straining
>the imp lets out a choked gurgle, his jaw forced open, his tiny, pointed teeth scraping against the rough concrete
>he tries to resist, tries to clamp his mouth shut, but my foot is relentless

>>149660788
>a sickening crack echoes in the alley, followed by a wet, grinding sound
>a spray of blood, dark and viscous, splatters against the grimy wall
>his body goes rigid, then slumps, a silent, twitching heap
>I lift my boot, feeling the sticky warmth on the sole
>the imp’s face is a mangled mess, his jaw twisted at an unnatural angle, blood still oozing from the ruined mess of his mouth
>he's still breathing, shallow, ragged gasps, but he won't be stealing from anyone ever again
>I wipe the sole of my boot casually against the imp's tattered wing
>"Consider that a housewarming gift," I mutter, looking down at the broken creature
>then I turn, a satisfied smirk on my face, and head back to check my copper. Some lessons, after all, are best taught directly.
>the alley returns to its usual, oppressive silence, save for the faint, desperate wheezing of the broken imp.

Mime Two.
>One and Two go to Paris to a paranormal-schizo-crypto convention held in the catacombs.
>Two gets so engrossed in the street performer scene she becomes a Mime in her spare time.
>Future episode deals with her and Millie in a Mime v. Clown competition.

>>149657339
Me too.

>>149660871
>Goofball Emily goes up against both of them

>>149660802
>"Hey Lute, look! Some dumbass straggler's chimping out on hellspawn right in the fuckin' street!"
>"I see them, sir."
>"You want this one, or should I? We still got a couple minutes before extermination ends."
>"You go ahead, I need to round up the troops."
>"Fuck yeah!"
>the alley is covered in a golden glow, the brick and concrete melting into burning asphalt as yet another disgusting sinner's body and soul is immolated into foul vapor
>the alley is quiet once more barring the distant ringing of car alarms and gunshots

>>149660595
its a very painful and bloody process.

>>149660871
>"Jesus tapdancin Christ Two what the hell are ya wearin?! What happened to ya? SAY SOMETHIN FOR CHRIST SAKE!"
>"..."

Alright new We Are At The Base Of The Fire chapter (Agent One don't get excited). In this chapter Agent One experiments with hallucinogens and the fanfic goes full gnostic man, never go full gnostic. Watch as I burn what little good will this shitscrawl has left.


https://pastebin.com/Hz9JPrAs

>>149661022
I ejaculate fire.

>>149660979
>She's sitting on nothing.
>Eating a nothing sandwich.
>Drinking a glass of nothing.

>>149661090
>hfw she pretends to pull a pistol out on a perp and empty the clip
>hfw a bunch of holes get punched through him

>>149661656
>pull a pistol out on a perp and empty the clip
>pull out a pistol
>and empty the clip
>empty
>the clip
>pistol
>clip

>>149661760
Hey, hey anon.
Clip.

>>149661760
calm down moxxie

>>149661760
>clip
Yes.

showing moxxie cursed gun images and watching him have an autistic meltdown

>>149661656
>She's armed with a finger gun.
>Using forbidden mime techniques, it works as a real gun.

>>149661760
/k/ troons are all Ukraine piggie shills

>>149663360
Getting caught in fem!Striker's lasso.

Starting.

>>149663633
Based, looking forward to more kino.

>>149663483
>She doesn't know how to talk to men
>So she would just lasso them to get their attention.
>but More often than not this just causes them to to scatter off.
>This bums her out, until she found you, a challenge. She ambushes you and lassos you
>Even though she's stronger than most Imps she doesn't have enough strength to pull down a grown human male.
>You start to tug on the lasso, this gets her heart racing. It's a tug of war now!
>It doesn't last long, you put all your might into a tug, knocking her down.
>You rush over to lend her a hand.
>When you get to her and help her up. You ask her if she's alright.
>She just gets red face and scrambles her words, you offer her hat back.
>She just grabs it and runs off, leaving you standing there scratching your head.
>She never expected to get that far and didn't have any idea of what to do.
>All she knows is she spilled her ranch dressing.

>>149648067 (OP)
He's got a big juicy butt

>>149664035
YOU got a big juicy butt, bring it over here

>>149663967
Nah, she wouldn't spill that easily. She'd only try harder.
It's when you offer to dance with her at a mighty fancy masquerade ball, unaware that you're actually enemies, does she start to spill her ranch dressing.

>>149664087
>Fuck off Chaz

>>149664102
>Fuck off
Fuck on.

>>149658773
The Glam Sisters ain't too bad either.

>>149664161
>infinitely fucking better style than the show
Based Swain

>>149664179
The man can't draw anthro dog faces for shit

Papaya

>>149664204
Looks cute to me. >>149658697

>>149664227
Looks like a pancakefaced cat.

>>149664213
>t.
>>149664108
>>149664087
Reverse!

>>149664295
I remember those influx of Doom x Hellavurse fics. They kept making Doomguy be friends with IMP.
You can tell they never played the Doom games before.

>>149648067 (OP)
I'd fuck his wife.

>>149661915
>Showing Millie and Moxxie the Argus Shotgun from Darkwatch and the Folsom Carbine from Resistance
>>149664179
I like Swains art style but I hate when he did what far too many others have done and did a cuck/ntr/codependency romance with Loona and M&M.
Icey_Star is the only good Loona artist.
That Gravity Falls comic Swain did was pretty awesome though, reminded me of The Thing at the end.

>>149664512
Same story with Jizzoku. He should've kept doing hmofa stuff.

>>149664359
This
I might be able to see the slayer tolerate charlie and her project, but IMP are dead meat as soon as he finds out about their line of work

>>149664204
>>149664267
His mistake is using an oval as a base instead of a circle. Most anthro artists start with a circle as a guide. And usually a rectangle for the snout.

Using an oval as a guide makes the face look like an American football and makes the ears look too far apart.

He probably got confused by the cheek tufts.

>>149664512
>codependency romance
That's also true for M&M. That's why I don't like it, and I think it's the most overrated ship in the fandom.

>>149664512
>cuck/ntr
You literally have no idea what those things are.

>>149665723
>t. cuck

>>149665763
>t. virgin

>>149665798
Says the guy whose sexual experience begins and ends with sitting and watching.

>>149664097
I don't think she'd spill her ranch dressing if you offered her to dance.
If she realized you're serious her heart would probably crack.
Forget spilling her ranch dressing, her saddle would rattle.

>She couldn't believe it, someone in this Satan forsaken brimstone plain is taking her to a dance
>She puts on a dress she's been saving for years, she looks at herself in the mirror, her heart is racing she's starting to breathing rapidly.
>She clutches her chest and nearly has a heart attack when she hears a knock at her apartment door.
>She wabbly makes her way to the door, She takes a breather then opens it to see You in your Sunday best.
>You ask if she's ready, she nods and you take her hand.
>After a while you two eventually arrive at Miller's ranch almost everyone she's knows is there including Miller and Moxanne.
>Who upon seeing You they wave to you and then are surprised to see Strika as your side.
>Miller waves to her but Moxanne just stares blankly, Strika just looks away, her face growing redder and yanks you to the barn.
>Everyone has gathered into the barn, the band starts playing on a stage and the dancing commences.
>Everyone starts to dance but You see Strika is looking rather nervous, you kneel down and assure her with an open smile.
>You offer out your hand for hers.
>She cracks a smile and she takes your hand and begin square dancing.
>As the music keeps playing and times goes by Strika lightens up and is enjoying her time as are you.
>Until. The bands stops and Miller's dad says "Time for final act, get close to your companion folks!"
>Strika takes your hand again but sees she'll have to look up at you and would be the dancing a tad bit complicated.

Running out of space going to have to split this up

>>149665847
Says the guy who thinks threesomes are for cucks.

When you jerk off to porn, are you being cucked?

>>149666326
Protip: you have to be involved in the sex for it to be a threesome

>>149666208
>So you decide to help her out, by picking her up and holding her tight, she wraps her tail on your shoulder.
>She's completely pink being picked up like this fills her with...joy?
>The band starts to play and the dancing begins, no one takes their eyes off their dance companion.
>Especially you two, she originally kept her eyes down but eventually looks up to you, her eyes filled with delight and sparkles.
>You two stare into each other, Strika's eyes are starting to fill up with tears, she's never felt this happy in years.
>Last time she was this happy was when she spent time with her family as a lil Imp, who she hasn't seen in Satan knows how long.
>As the song starts to reach it's end.
>You two slowly lean into each other. Strika grips your hands tighter, she's scared but not backing down.
>You two close your eyes and your lips make contact as the song ends.
>Bliss.
https://youtu.be/NWe6q7LHMRI

>>149666354
They were. It was a threesome comic.

>>149666393
>he actually read the comic

>>149666418
Nta, but the comic is literally called Helluva Trio. You don't even need to read it.

>>149666436
>he actually looked the comic up

>>149658968
Mickey forever.

>>149658968
definitely skittles, i like the wordplay

>>149666540
We got three for Skittles, Fred.

>>149666418
>deflecting because someone proved you were full of shit