HSBC Update: Intermission
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:13:08 AM
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>>149650511
>>149650221 (OP)
So they're trying to recapture the magic of Intermission by using Crowbar from The Felt?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:16:51 AM
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:22:56 AM
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>>149650455
>>149650221 (OP)
Who the fuck is gamby
Why is nepeta a talk show host
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:31:09 AM
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>>149650511
>>149650371
With the talk show being called "The Fanon-tinuum", guessing it will be about popular fanons people have about the Homestuck cast as Nepeta used to represent the Homestuck fangirls.
>>149650455
>>149650263
Also seems to be hinting at more Paradox Space semi-official fan comic stuff? Crowbar stepped right into the Inaugural Death of Mister Seven art style, by the looks of things. Plus this "Fanontinuum" thing presumably has some announcement pending
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:41:50 AM
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>>149650511
Could they even pull off a sequel with the current team in both writers and artists? Considering the comics they had posted on their Patreon, it's mostly a miss. And the only artists I like on there are Chumi, HONE, and Kim Quach. Pic made by Floral, who I hate.
How would you describe PM's personality?
I want serious answers. Preferably well researched ones as well
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:53:51 AM
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>>149650511
it's also straight up the speech bubble font that had been used for Paradox Space
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:02:16 AM
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>>149650979
>>149650609
Determined and kind Courier.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:13:23 AM
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>>149651288
>>149650850
Not determined enough if her husband's wish for democracy would be destroyed as the Beta Kids, Alpha Kids, and the living trolls reinstated Kingdoms again.
It's hilarious to watch Fake Homestuck desperately try to copy Deltarune in order to appear relevant
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:29:25 AM
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>>149650221 (OP)
Oh cool their just ripping off K6BD now.
Well turnabout is fair play.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:30:57 AM
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>>149651204
>>149651080
Toby should sue.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:33:16 AM
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>>149651182
It's more humiliating if he doesn't. He just has to stand there and hide the smile behind his hand, and he's won.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:37:19 AM
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>>149651295
I'm just happy to see Nepeta again. I think Hussie treated her like an afterthought when her and Equius (though I care far less about him) had so much potential for character development. I know that it won't be the same though because the HSBC writers are mediocre and long-winded to say the least. In the future I hope they can at least make more animations and stop relying on text so much; it reminds me of the epilogues and those were definitely something.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:39:49 AM
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>>149650979
She was more determined in upkeeping the values of the postal system rather than keeping WV's wishes afloat.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:40:31 AM
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>>149651319
>>149651262
Get ready for the next flash only appearing at page 2000. If it took over 700+ pages to get to a true flash animation, what are the chance they can even do it again in a shorter amount of time?
>>149651295
This whole "Beyond Canon" thing is such a fucking nightmare. Hussie took all the money and spent it on shoes and clothes to look like an eboy in his 40's and I think even if the team had ample funding they're too fucking incompetent to create actual good quality flashes that are comparable to the ones Hussie did when he was in control of the comic.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:47:37 AM
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>>149651546
>>149651319
Apparently though, he is said to be taking over authority over a fan convention, SAHcon, despite that Hussie didn't want to be near anything related at Homestuck. Guy either still wants to have power or more money on top of the IP copyright one.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:00:28 AM
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>>149651383
He definitely just wants money. And I honestly don't blame him, seeing what the majority of people in the fandom have turned into, I would wanna stay as far away from it as possible unless it's to cash in.
>>149650221 (OP)
But who killed Jack noir
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:16:54 AM
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:36:21 AM
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>>149651080
>Deltarune falls into the Homestuck trap of excessive teen romance bullshit
>Fake Homestuck starts ripping off a game that's falling victim to the same thing that killed real Homestuck
Like pottery
>>149650221 (OP)
>page 9
>barely any discussion, even on the sites NuStuck fans infest (twitter)
>not even anyone bitching
well, this was a failure of an intermission now, wasn't it?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:38:22 AM
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>>149651709
If they had ball it'd be slick crawling back from the dead.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:38:59 AM
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>>149652802
i really couldnt care less about anything not directly related to the new sburb session
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:48:37 AM
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When I woke up 10 minutes ago I didn't expect an alive Nepeta to show up
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:19:38 AM
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>>149653779
Vanon here. Anything interesting?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:20:55 AM
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>>149653779
>>149653481
and yet i feel nothing about this
why, /hst/?
>>149653732
Felt and Nepeta
>>149653739
You're old and jaded, anon, like the rest of us. Not even dear sweet precious Nepeta can heal our cold hearts
It doesn't help that she doesn't even act like Nepeta or use her quirk. I have a feeling this is more June talking through Nepeta or something, since June seems to have that kind of stage performer thing going on and probably gonna have some narrative power control as well
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:44:23 AM
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>>149652802
I love The Felt but the writing was barebones even if it was about Crowbar, the whole thing just feels like a set up for fanservice Nepeta so I don't care
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:48:47 AM
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Page 777 is about Crowbar. Good.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:26:33 AM
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>>149654222
>>149653779
You mean John right?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:28:01 AM
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>>149650221 (OP)
Upd8 did not contain Jade. Bad update.
But it did have a billion Nepetas so I guess whatever.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:28:54 AM
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:13:47 AM
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>>149654562
>>149654417
Mage of Space, derse
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:37:00 AM
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:43:48 AM
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>>149654417
Page of Light, Prospit
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:27:30 AM
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>>149654966
>>149650221 (OP)
So fucking weird, I mean HSBC's narative is pretty much unsalvageable because of the vriska wank and the june shit. So I'm fine with them just fucking around and coming up with shit like this, maybe they'll finally explain the leprechaun romance chart with Nepeta interacting with Crow, Eric Andre is a faggot though.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:31:25 AM
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>>149654973
>>149654946
Leprechaun romance will never be explained, the whole joke is that its complete nonsense
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:32:33 AM
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>>149657801
>>149654966
I don't care, I want to see what bullshit hussie came up with
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:07:19 PM
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>>149664300
>HSBC crew are just ripping off their own melodramatic fanfic ideas for the comic now
Jej. Pic related, Liminal Space, is by one of the crew, featuring the giganiggaest Jade to ever giganigga.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:09:31 PM
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>>149651709
One of Jane's robot drones. So yeah, not even an important character. But hey, Ms. Paint is a widow now.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:12:07 PM
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>>149655490
>>149654417
Mage of Void.
I do nothing.
It's honestly wild how hard Homestuck fell off. Harder than ponies despite being just as big. Makes me wonder if Undertale will, but Undertale despite not being as big on 4chan seems to be set to live as a classic for all time.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:56:47 PM
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:08:12 PM
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>>149655248
With Deltarune at its side, Undertale won't be irrelevant.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:13:45 PM
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>>149655248
Video games are timeless media. Websites are not, especially when as poorly managed as homestuck's.
So long as the means to run it on a modern computer exists, you're going to have people enjoying EarthBound, Chrono Trigger, and Undertale.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:41:29 PM
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>>149655104
But hot damn do you do a whole lot of it
A life changing amount
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:05:47 PM
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>>149655885
Our fuarking hero
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:30:27 PM
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lovecraft’s cat
8/1/2025, 3:35:23 PM
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>>149656258
Nepeta is the only important character. Every other character should be a segue to Nepeta and her interactions with certain males
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:36:59 PM
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>>149654417
Muse of Mind, Prospit
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:37:58 PM
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>>149656234
those certain males? me and the other versions of myself across timelines. but im the original so only i get to actually touch her
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:33:48 PM
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They’re not even doing animated panels anymore, it’s low budget Paradox Space. The conic has run out of money.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:01:47 PM
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8/1/2025, 5:11:46 PM
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8/1/2025, 6:00:03 PM
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>>149657308
I don't have the attention span for this. Can someone turn it into a short? Maybe a TikTok?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:05:28 PM
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>>149657308
Hell ya new minvole
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:18:02 PM
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>>149664342
>>149651319
It's unsalvagable at this point. Once you bend the knee to trannies it's unironically over.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:19:46 PM
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>>149654973
It's literally a fucking rehash of the troll quadrants with it's use of multiple symbols. Being associated with The Felt does not makes it interesting or funny
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:32:22 PM
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>>149654417
Prince of Light, Sagipio, Prospit Dreamer.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:38:39 PM
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>>149658299
Honestly the only thing worth nothing about this update is that they're bringing back intermissions and also Nepeta is back. There might be more things soon to come though that might be more worthwhile, the only post-homestuck stuff really worth reading is fanadventures imo. I don't even like Nepeta that much I'm a vriskafag but it's nice to have an excuse to have a homestuck thread.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:58:45 PM
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>>149658501
>>149658035
Well, Nepeta isn't really back. This is a parody fanon version, basically how a fan would mischaracterise her. That's why she doesn't act or talk like the real Nepeta
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:12:16 PM
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>Jane takes all of the Felts Jujus
>Doesnt use them
No wonder she fucking lost, dumbass.
If you are gonna contain the idiots to the moon atleast use their tools for yourself.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:12:51 PM
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>>149658705
>>149658299
Im so tired of this meta commentary I just want nepeta *curls into a widdle ball and cries*
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:28:04 PM
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>>149659710
>>149658501
I wouldn't mind a bit of meta here and there but god, it's been too much recently. From helltier to retcons to this fanon shit, it's just too much too quick. I just wanna see the goat people, man...
im working on a game. i dont want to share too much rn, but would it be stupid to tie the worldbuilding into homestuck?
in my head this world and its inhabitants were created by the winners of a sburb session and another session will start from this world in the future. the frog temple exists somewhere and something that basically defines the world is the direct result of something that will happen in the future session.
am i being too autistic by tying this project into my hyperfixation, or is it a good bit of extra spice? i feel like it definitely helps motivate me, especially with the thought of one day making a sequel which goes through the sburb session, but i could always change it. i dont plan on showing any of the explicitly homestuck stuff in the actual game, and i have some alternate explanations in mind for everything that could work fine, im just way less interested in them
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:33:49 PM
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>>149658720
Deltarune and undertale make lots of homestuck references but you never need to know the reference to find it amusing. I think including references like that can be fun, but it would be best to not have homestuck be a prerequisite, but integrating parts of it as if its just an organic part of the setting could be fun.
Like the frog temple is there, you’re just using it for something different.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:35:59 PM
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>>149654417
thief of time, derse
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:36:34 PM
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>>149658720
As long as its not too copyright infringment-y you should be fine. It's a fun idea
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:41:06 PM
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8/1/2025, 7:41:12 PM
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>>149655248
>despite being just as big
not really, i think a lot of people forget that homestuck was still pretty niche in terms of the greater internet sphere and in general, a lot of people wouldn't know what the fuck you were talking about if you mentioned homestuck outside of the spaces where it was popular like tumblr and 4chan. pony show was also still ultimately a mainstream IP that pretty much everyone knew about.
undertale has already long solidified itself as an iconic classic, it's definitely much bigger than homestuck ever was even at its peak, especially now with deltarune.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:46:10 PM
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>>149658720
>would it be stupid to tie the worldbuilding into homestuck?
if you want it to be an original project that stands on its own, then yes. if you want it to be a vague fanwork that just has some ties to homestuck like that then go for it.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:23:23 PM
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>>149652802 (me)
well actually I do take this back, people are talking about the update
mostly because of skinwalker nepeta though
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:34:20 PM
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>>149655248
Undertales been going strong for years and only gotten bigger due to Deltarune, that stuffs not going anywhere unless Toby manages to actively fuck it up.
And somehow its like the one case where i actually can believe he won´t fuck it up, its been very consistent.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:56:32 PM
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>>149658705
The thing about "meta" writing is that you have to have faith in the authors artistic intent, homestuck is made by a they/them eboy and a bunch of fans online who hate their lives and project on the characters. The whole excuse of "it's infuriating to read on purpose!" is hard to swallow when the people writing it are actually just that untalented.
I just jerked off to Rose Lalonde getting tentacle fucked by a Horrorterror and i’m NOT afraid to admit it
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:15:24 PM
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>>149660061
>>149659743
i jerked off to Rose inflating like a balloon and the thought (because there's no drawing of that) of her deflating by farting, get on my level
I just jerked off to the idea of Jade being happily married to Dave and having missionary sex.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:26:26 PM
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>>149660105
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8/1/2025, 9:30:37 PM
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>>149660125
>>149660061
A man is defined by his dreams
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:31:41 PM
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>>149660141
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8/1/2025, 9:32:48 PM
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>>149660154
>>149660125
A woman is defined by her actions
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:33:33 PM
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>>149660197
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8/1/2025, 9:36:07 PM
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>>149660230
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:38:37 PM
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>>149660197
andrew has one "d" not two.
Moron
What's the classpect of the last non-Homestuck character you masturbated too?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:44:47 PM
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>>149660272
Heiress of Void
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:44:51 PM
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>>149660314
>>149660272
why the fuck would I commit that to memory
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:45:37 PM
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>>149660487
>>149660310
You don't remember the last time you had fun?
>>149660272
I have no idea and I'm not betting on someone already spending the time to classpect megumin and I'm not too much of a classpecting guru to make it out myself on the spot, so idk any ideas?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:57:10 PM
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>>149660521
>>149660314
I don't memorize the character. This is like asking what I had for breakfast yesterday. I'm sure I could remember if I concentrated and scanned through my memories for a minute, but I don't care to.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:00:03 PM
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8/1/2025, 10:05:35 PM
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>>149662511
>>149655248
Deltarune is pretty big but it's running into the same problem patterns Homestuck did.
1. Too many cooks in the kitchen. All these guest artists are creating clashing artstyles. Undertale looked clunky but in a charming way, while the new polished stuff in Deltarune is well done but looks jarring. See the GigaQueen mech and the cool-but-out of place animation for the Titan. Remember abortedSlunk? He delayed at least 2 HS animation by making Hussie wait for him to finish his ugly shit. Toby's in the same boat even if his crew are a little more talented.
2. Teen drama when there's more interesting world building going on.
3. The Gerson fight straight up says Toby is stressed and doesn't know if he can end the thing. HS was the same way, it outgrew it's own ending even though it was known from the beginning.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:22:34 PM
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>>149660362
All I remember about her is her supreme confidence in her explosions and desire to make even greater explosions, though she did help Kazuma develop better adventurer and training habits.
Knight of Hope or Sylph of Doom?
Jeez, usually these upd8 threads are a lot more lively
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:36:03 PM
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>>149661840
>>149661647
The endless funeral has died down.
And this update was pretty shallow.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:38:19 PM
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>>149662104
>>149661798
That's true. Though the next update won't take too long so that's good
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:43:46 PM
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lovecraft’s cat
8/1/2025, 11:54:45 PM
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>>149662008
I love new species
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:58:50 PM
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>>149662183
>>149661840
>19 minutes ago
Well he wasn’t wrong
R8 Dirk and Rose's daughter so far.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:03:51 AM
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>>149662104
Lol I know right?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:03:52 AM
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>>149662008
the mechanical lotus bit made me genuinely smirk a little, fuck
>>149662008
o shit this might actually be were the comic gets good
lovecraft’s cat
8/2/2025, 12:14:48 AM
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>>149662528
Endangered Nepeta on my work break. Not to worry, she is stronger now. I will now go eat some hot pockets
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:16:20 AM
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>We now got legally distinct trolls.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:18:02 AM
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>>149662463
>>149662182
Does she have a creature nibbling on her head, or is that just how nymphean hair looks? Are they additional eyes or false eyes? Cute and I love her. Honestly I like her a lot, 8/10 even though I've known her for 20 minutes.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:23:33 AM
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>>149662694
>>149662389
I think rose just made their heads resemble squiddles so that's why it looks like it has a creature eating her head.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:24:36 AM
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>>149659743
I read about rose lalonde doing the raping after going grimdark and I read it for the plot. Did not jerk it, straight up
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:25:01 AM
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>>149662300
You have been saying this for 6 goddamn years now. Do not fall for it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:28:00 AM
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>>149662621
>>149660589
Toby hired an actual team and not sycophants who do it for free. And isn’t on a strict schedule, chapter 5 may be on one but its already mostly done.
I do worry about a shit ending. Also all the jokes that clearly come from his team like “excheese me” (more like execute me by firing squad) and a lot of the shipping fan service. Also rules card throuple brainrot
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:28:11 AM
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>>149662008
Don’t read the earlier acts, skip to the nymphs.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:29:22 AM
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>>149666434
>>149662348
This is what shamans saw when they did shrooms
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:32:46 AM
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8/2/2025, 12:36:03 AM
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>>149659743
I'm going to get off to an AI Rose being knotted against her will by a sex-crazed Jade, and it's going to be fucking fantastic.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:36:37 AM
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>>149662770
>>149662511
The ending im the least worried because he atleast supposedly had that one since 2011 and been more so working on how to get to it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:41:32 AM
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>>149662463
>The hair really is another creature.
>Way down the line one of them takes it off and throws it at someones face to escape them without any warning that its coming.
ngl, would be funny if they keep that one in the backpocket but i also don´t see them not spilling the beans if they wanted to do that in advance.
>>149662008
Ly’lac is super doom coded. Totally doompilled gloomcel
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:47:09 AM
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>>149662621
I suspect the weird route and other possible later additions might have complicated the ending. And now he has to pull together the dozens of plot threads the game has. I am rather impressed how he was able to deliver on so many in 3+4
>>149650221 (OP)
This shit has been running for the past 5 years and it has less than a 1000 pages. ??????????????????????????????
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:48:57 AM
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>>149662955
>>149662745
Nah, we've already got a doom player in the human kids probably
do you think she'd fuck human men?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:00:53 AM
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>>149663524
>>149662793
Tavros jr? Nah that whole gamzee grooming thing seems to imply he’s a ragebound probably a page. Meanwhile this chick has bombs, prophecies of doom and depression
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:05:10 AM
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>>149663062
>>149662745
Non-zero chance at her being a page of life or just another disgusting fucking bard.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:07:47 AM
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>>149663019
I suppose. Whatever gives her more of a personality
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:09:41 AM
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>>149662182
Pornography NOOOOOOW
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:10:41 AM
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>>149662941
Specifically me
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:12:03 AM
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>>149662182
I just realized, her hair looks like a fucking squiddle, also a skull kinda, a skull squiddle,
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:17:38 AM
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>>149662182
She likes CatDog which reminds me of my younger sister
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:20:53 AM
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>>149663433
>>149662182
I’m not sold on her personality. I need to see her personality bounce off other characters. Get a dynamic. She seems like a drag so far
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:24:29 AM
No.149663331
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Ly'lac is /co/-pilled
Based
>Captcha: VAGA4
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:25:17 AM
No.149663343
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>>149662771
It just reached page 800 after 70 months.
To be fair, of those 70 months, 38 of those months have been on pause.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:30:27 AM
No.149663433
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>>149663278
She's basically Rose 2.0
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:34:27 AM
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>>149660022
Based breedingduties
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:36:18 AM
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>>149663504
Truth nuke. Or truth nook, as I've taken to calling it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:36:54 AM
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>>149663715
>>149662955
I think the four omega kids are gonna be the missing classes and aspects, so Thief, Mage, Sylph and Bard along with Blood, Mind, Doom and Rage
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:37:05 AM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:38:18 AM
No.149663549
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>>149662771
To be fair, it's garbage written by and for retards.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:38:23 AM
No.149663552
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>>149663579
>>149663504
me, because it's an excuse to have not one but TWO whole homestuck threads
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:39:50 AM
No.149663579
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>>149663602
>>149663552
I asked who as in people, not you hypnofag.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:41:06 AM
No.149663602
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>>149664419
>>149663579
I'm not the hypnofag, I am a vriskafag tho.
>the vile ritual I conduct when someone says CatFishDogFish isn’t good
>>149663611
>interests are still mainstream cartoons instead of weird obscure nonsense nobody would understand
Another swing and another fucking miss.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:44:38 AM
No.149663660
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>>149663708
>>149663627
Almost all of the original homestuck kids are huge secondaries with a surface-level knowledge of their interests. Only John, Karkat, and Nepeta get really autistic about it. Most of Rose’s horrorterror knowledge comes from the equivalent of a HP Lovecraft fan encyclopedia
>>149662941
the writing team refuses to write a normal straight female so either no or yes but she has a penis
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:47:09 AM
No.149663708
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>>149663660
Sounds like HS2 faggot cope.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:47:27 AM
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>>149663524
That makes sense for symmetry but I just don’t see it. That would be neat though. It would require a lot of much needed character development. The idea is appealing.
>tavros jr mage of rage
>eggbert child bard of blood
>sylph of mind, vrissy
>thief of doom yiffy
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:48:34 AM
No.149663734
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>>149663611
Just noticed she has a Xenomorph nested mouth thing in this gif
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:48:42 AM
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>>149663795
>>149663706
The writing team cannot write a straight female character, just as they cannot write an engaging character period.
>>149663706
Rose is a capital L Lesbian but I've seen god knows how much art of her getting her back blown out by a man that won't stop anyone here
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:52:14 AM
No.149663795
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>>149663735
Remember when Dave was funny? Remember when you liked Dave and didn't get filled with an exhausting feeling whenever he has a pesterlog?
So HICU just released this website as their official MSPFA website. Any faventures not featured here are unimportant.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:54:28 AM
No.149663827
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>>149663809
Ew more davekat shit
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:55:42 AM
No.149663845
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>>149664611
>>149663809
I like how half of these are basically fix fics for the epilogue everyone hates.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:56:20 AM
No.149663857
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>>149663888
>>149663627
Even as a secondary, claiming you like catdog is a bold choice, as it's a visually and conceptually repulsive
How can we get fanventures like I'm Good, I'm Gone or Karkat Goes to a Convention on FRAF?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:58:15 AM
No.149663888
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>>149664437
>>149663857
Yes yes, everyone knows what Catdog is James. Maybe if you had any fucking interests beyond being a vague people pleaser you'd be able to spend two seconds looking up totally forgotten cartoons nobody fucking remembers, like Peckelo or whatever the fuck it was called.
Hell how about go for The Cramp Twins? That's repulsive and barely remembered.
>>149663809
>johnrezi is semi-offical now
wow, killing myself actually.
>>149663627
Catdog is pretty obscure as far as cartoons go. Not the most obscure but I doubt many non-millenials know about it in general
>>149663920
Johnrezi is literally canon in the epilogues and hsbc
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:01:47 AM
No.149663955
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>>149663934
wow killing myself on a quest bed, and then killing myself again (this is a just death, the sburb lets me die)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:02:53 AM
No.149663978
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>>149664003
>>149663924
>Catdog is pretty obscure as far as cartoons go
Christ almighty are you fucking 15
>>149663809
I will only seriously care about this once they endorse Prisounbound. It's unironically good and I want to fuck the shit outta reinty
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:04:07 AM
No.149663994
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>>149664126
>>149663873
>KGTAC
use a time machine undo Cole’s creative burnout and have him finish Homeskillet while he’s at it.
I miss him so much i loved hearing you spoil your own comic in VC cole
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:04:34 AM
No.149664001
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>>149663873
why do you enjoy dogshit
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:04:40 AM
No.149664003
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>>149663978
Every HS2 fan is underage. The only ones I haven't seen that aren't that are the most stunted retards you could imagine.
>>149663774
Rose is futanari-coded, not lesbian, if you're a futa her legs are wide open
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:07:09 AM
No.149664040
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>>149663924
>Catdog is pretty obscure as far as cartoons go
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:08:13 AM
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>>149664199
>>149664033
well that explains yiffy at least
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:08:55 AM
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>>149663809
John ruins a wedding bros we're unimportant?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:09:39 AM
No.149664079
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>>149663924
God I knew the HS2 team was retarded but damn
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:11:10 AM
No.149664104
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to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand CatFishDogFish
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:12:41 AM
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funny thing is nick wanted catdog to be spongebob before even spongebob aired, it was the nick flagship for one year
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:13:18 AM
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>>149664167
>>149663809
no wait there's a homestuck ttrpg and they offically endorsed it? Maybe this means we could get a physical release then but I'm 90 sure the current homestuck/whatpumkin team is fucking broke as hell.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:13:39 AM
No.149664126
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>>149663873
>>149663994
>introduces a generic Derse pawn soldier
>give some subtle hints that he might be the same pawn that would become WV
>completely forget about it's existence afterwards
WTF?!?! I thought Cole was a good guy??!? Why did he forget him?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:13:59 AM
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>>149650609
Dedicated to a fault, kind when she can be but willing to be ruthless to accomplish her goals. Also, like Jade, she has her limits with her kindness. She's shoves the package in Johns face and angrily leaves after getting the package to him.
>>149664123
Maybe if they wanted more money they should make something people actually want to see?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:17:16 AM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:19:31 AM
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>>149664308
>>149664053
it's what I like to think. Rose is such a whore for futanari that she literally can't stop herself from bending over to be used by one, doesn't matter the futa or their penis, Rose wants it INSIDE her
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:22:38 AM
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>>149664167
What do people actually want to see?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:26:04 AM
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>>149654417
Knight of Space
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:27:21 AM
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>>149664503
>>149655079
Liminal Space is ok out of a few shitty designs, but Jade Route is the true fanon Jade kino
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:27:41 AM
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>>149664362
have there been any updates about hiveswap?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:28:03 AM
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>>149664325
>>149664199
>>149664033
But Kanaya doesn't have a cock
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:29:57 AM
No.149664325
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>>149665513
>>149664308
and in a single post you have proven that you never were a part of these generals, and never will be
>>149657775
>he sees this as juneslop and not kino Grimdorks flirting
ngmi anon
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:32:44 AM
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>>149664306
The news blog says they are going to announce more info about it in SAHcon and saying it ISN'T DEAD
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:34:21 AM
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>>149661647
The pause probably made people forget we are allowed to post here after an update. if the updates get more frequent like the team claimed they will, hopefully they pick back up
>>149662182
A little to Rose-like, makes me wonder what the other Nymphs will be like, since they cant just all be Rose. Interesting it seems to be an all-female species too.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:36:54 AM
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>>149664656
>>149663602
>he bought the shit plushie
come on anon you're better than that
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:37:55 AM
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>>149663888
James died of gayness and left the team
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:38:13 AM
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>>149664402
I hope they have different shapes of squid. They can be a amusing squidles reference while not being all the same shape
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:39:22 AM
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>>149664498
>>149664402
>A little to Rose-like, makes me wonder what the other Nymphs will be like, since they cant just all be Rose
I'm sure they'll all have a hint of Rose (since she's their creator) but Ly'lac will be the most rose-like. Her name is basically Rose's color too. Makes me wonder if all Satyrs are gonna be dirk-like and if the first Satyr we see will be the most Dirk. Maybe he'll be called Or-ange or something lmao
>Interesting it seems to be an all-female species too
How did you come to that conclusion?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:39:23 AM
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>>149664665
>>149663774
>Rose is a capital L Lesbian
>flirts with Dave and John and doesnt give a shit about Jade
>fucks Dave in the doomed timeline
>flirts with John even early into act 6
Dont get me wrong her relationship with Kanaya (until late act 6) is pretty well written, but she's definitely bi
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:40:42 AM
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>>149664167
wow this art is gorgeous
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:42:08 AM
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>>149664458
>Her name is basically Rose's color too.
fuck Im a moron for not getting that. Yeah I need to reread her pesterlog from act 1, shes not at all what I pictured from it. Also very cute art.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:42:49 AM
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>>149664521
>>149664300
>dude what if Jade's marriage falling apart
I am so sick of retards celebrating the whining mundanity of misery.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:44:49 AM
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>>149664547
>>149664503
Jade Route is literally the best you can do with the Epilogues as a foundation. You just have to accept that Dave is ruined. Its not even the epilogues that ruined him, its late act 6. Hes a gay cuck who is bored of Jade and wants to fuck karkat. Jade Route at least moves past that and give Jade some autonomy. Its not perfect but id prefer that to some of the more tryhard fix-it fics out there.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:46:25 AM
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>>149664580
>>149664521
>Jade Route is literally the best you can do with the Epilogues as a foundation.
Then I reject it as a foundation.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:47:34 AM
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>>149663985
Damn
Thats a good ass
Makes you wanna smack it
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:48:53 AM
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>>149664596
>>149664547
There are two wolves inside me anon. One likes parts of the epilogues since theyre the last time Hussie or homestuck will have anything resembling good writing. The other is a JadeDave truther to the core. I want to kill myself.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:50:10 AM
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>>149664606
>>149664580
>will have anything resembling good writing
But they're terribly written.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:50:58 AM
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>>149664621
>>149664596
mostly, but there are some funny jokes. I like some of the John sections too. Not worth the damage they did the franchise though.
>>149663845
>anti-epilogue kino is now HICU endorsed.
Lmfao at some point the HICU is going to reject all of postcanon.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:51:39 AM
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>>149670319
>>149663985
Excellent Seque to endorse other fanventure such as pic.
Beneviolent, a bunch of cherubs play a game of legend in the hopes of mutual survival of each twin. Check it out,
https://mspfa.com/?s=43533&p=1
>>149664606
>funny
I dont think I've laughed at a single joke after the retcon. Because none of it has been funny.
This was the funniest thing that came out of the epilogues, and it's fanmade.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:52:56 AM
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>>149653481
Why is her nose so broad?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:53:08 AM
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>>149664659
>>149664611
Very possible now that Roach is gone, he's the one who decided to salvage HS2
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:54:06 AM
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>>149664419
No I'm not actually. I still have some standards tho, I haven't done anything I've seen done to plushies on the horse show board and I never will, I wouldn't wanna get it dirty it was 40 bucks anon. I have once looked right into her eyes while I imagined Vriska riding me as she stares into my eyes and I play with her perfect small boobs tho. It didn't elevate the experience honestly. I do know a guy who's into aradia tho I think they'd nut on the aradia plush when it comes out.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:54:39 AM
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>>149664634
>salvage
Lol Hussie was still confirmed to be behind the scenes dictating this garbage. It'll never be salvaged, just as it'll never be good again.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:54:56 AM
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>>149664621
you might just have a dead brain anon
Imagine being unable to chuckle for a decade straight
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:55:05 AM
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>>149664693
>>149664621
I like Jake shitting himself. Tavvy saying "Gamzee didnt molest me, I just look like the kind of kid to get molested" or something like that was funny. Also Vriska crashlanding on earth, completely failing to be the hero, and then fucking gamzee was hilarious as someone waiting for vriska to get commupance.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:55:24 AM
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>>149664459
oh, I didn't know that actually. EVEN BETTER.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:56:04 AM
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>>149664819
kek
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:56:06 AM
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>>149664691
>all of this restructuring and they still can't get around the fact that Rose's cunt suffered life-changing pleasure and pain when it felt Jade's huge green dog penis rip it open as the knot expanded and violently impregnated her
>>149664680
put back on your trip so we can filter you
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:57:05 AM
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>>149664699
>>149664662
You're an actual retard.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:57:49 AM
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>>149664693
You're in a homestuck thread in 2025 anon, we are both retards.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:58:06 AM
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>>149664691
I wish, cocksucker hasn't worn it in ages. At least he'll die young.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:58:40 AM
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>>149664691
why would I want or need a trip to discuss the absolutely disgusting sex Rose and Jade had that the writers of this shitheap STILL can't seem to write around
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:59:26 AM
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You don't have to think either are good, but The epilogues are quantifiably better than A6A6I5.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:59:34 AM
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>>149668946
>>149660362
Knight of Heart
A pround chunnibuyo and is a skilled actually, she just doesn't have the mana for here favorite(read: Obsessed) spell.
>>149664611
>kino
I mean most of them are still shit, just for different reasons. I'm kind of convinced this whole fandom is just incapable of making anything good anymore, because anyone talented has left.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:59:57 AM
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>>149664819
Yes, good....
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:00:27 AM
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>>149663985
That's is my screenshot and it'll always be funny to me that that's my ultimate tool of convincing people to read Prisounebound
>>149664721
bbpanzu produces quality stuff still but the fandom hates him
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:01:41 AM
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>>149664621
Oh naw, there's lots within the epilogues specifically that was enjoyable
They're pretty fun all in all
not saying that's you specifically, but it's tangentially related - there's a lot of people who hate the epilogues but didn't even read them, and that's nutso behavior imo
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:01:42 AM
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>>149664774
>>149664721
Only Hussie could write like Hussie, and post-2014 or so not even he can write like hussie. Even if a fan project is competant and makes better narrative decisions, they just ring hollow if the characters don't sound right.
>>149664757
There was a writer way back when who could ape him pretty well, carcinogeniticist or whoever. They did nothing but wholesome smut.
>>149664743
I've been the guy posting it in almost every thread, and sending it to my friends almost convinces them to read Homestuck, until I tell them it's from a fan adventure and Hussie never had the balls to give us giant giggly troll ass even if everyone agrees Aradia is built like this.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:25 AM
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>>149658720
As others have said as long as it isn't infringing it should be okay as a fanwork or an adjacent project.
What exactly do you wanna expy over
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:36 AM
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>>149664774
>They did nothing but wholesome smut.
They also did a fuckload of clopfics.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:46 AM
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>>149664819
Heh
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:51 AM
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>>149664787
At least we got condense hips and gray lady nips
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:56 AM
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>>149664774
He or she or wwhatever used his powers for good…
>>149664754
why do they hate him? I've not seem that kinda stuff posted about him. Is it because all his homestuck stuff is davejade propaganda? It's working btw if I had to ship JUST the betatwins it's be johnrose davejade mainly because of his animations.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:05:51 AM
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>>149664919
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:06:14 AM
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>>149664926
>>149664787
Honestly it sound like it'd be easier to convince your friend to read prisounebound without any homestuck context.
Hell having them read PB would probably help in them reading HS
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:06:15 AM
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>>149670441
>>149664811
>Is it because all his homestuck stuff is davejade propaganda?
And that it's a white man and a black girl yes
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:08:00 AM
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>>149675339
>>149664754
>the fandom hates him
I demand source
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:09:24 AM
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Aliens gotta make out with humans
it's just how things work
should be a law
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:09:34 AM
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So much for being the new MSPA forums if this isn't allowed.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:11:34 AM
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>>149663809
none of the ones I like are on here so I do not care
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:13:03 AM
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>>149672319
>>149664819
There are a ton of easter eggs. Just put in names and ships
>>149664811
>why do they hate him?
There's a ton of twitter Homestuck users that hate davejade because they have only ever read post-canon stuff.
>>149664821
I honestly convince my friends not to read HS, not because it's bad but because it's a special kind of brainrot that takes hold of you with an undead fandom that's small but SOMEHOW still walking about we get to come outta the woodwork sometimes to shittalk the mid sequel comic. Sometimes, I pick something up and the voice in my head goes "You have captchalogued x", Vriska has become a mainstay in my porn folder, I see a box of betty crocker batter AND I KNOW, and I am learning wtf classpects are supposed to mean so I can be a better Prince of Light (ngl that might be the only positive outta this)
At least Toby Fox shot down the idea of any homestuck music being in deltarune so I'm no longer waiting in baited breath for Doctor/Savior of The Waking World/Penumbra Phantasm to showup. But ngl I guess I could convince ppl to at least read prisounebound and just explain homestuck things that aren't explained in the comic.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:15:18 AM
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>>149665576
>>149663809
>go to make an account
>mandatory pronouns
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:16:04 AM
No.149664965
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>>149664999
>>149664923
>There's a ton of twitter Homestuck users
anon those people aren't real humans. You went to the worst website and searched the worst fandom, there is not going to be anything good there. bbpanzu consistently has the most viewed homestuck youtube videos of anyone.
>liminal space can actually look good sometimes
>the fruity rumpus page advertises it with fat brown john
why do they do this
>>149664923
>There's a ton of twitter Homestuck users that hate davejade because they have only ever read post-canon stuff.
Dear god how could such people exist. Like the postcanon stuff only really matters because the original was kinda sorta good. This fandom is horrible and I hate that I got into this long after it was of any real note beyond "oh Toby Fox made some music for this"
Although it IS twitter and twitter is ass and 70% of the users on there are bots so they could just be retards.
>>149664926
Do it for her
god, the file name is always funny to me
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:18:07 AM
No.149664996
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>>149665082
>>149664926
Toby said no homestuck but TV Time has parts ripped from opa toby style. Like Black Knife (which is deprived from nightmare knight), penumbra will probably appear but it will be almost unrecognizable.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:18:16 AM
No.149664999
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>>149665046
>>149664965
They're the only fans that STILL exist.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:18:45 AM
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>>149664980
Diversity. That's the only thing important in the Homestuck fandom.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:19:55 AM
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>>149665093
>>149664993
Vriska will always be my fav canon troll but GOD I'd fuck Reinty nonstop for days on every surface of my house she's the best troll in the entire fandom I hope nothing bad happens to her later in prisounebound
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:21:24 AM
No.149665043
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>>149664982
>Dear god how could such people exist
Because that's the future that has been built.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:21:33 AM
No.149665046
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>>149665139
>>149664999
youtube and here are the only good places for homestuck. Theres still a couple homestuck creators on youtube I like
>Casey Jarmes
The guy looks and sounds gross but does a good job discussing the reality of post-canon homestuck
>VOFT
dont look at any of the VAs names or pronouns but they produce solid dubs of a lot of fancomics, and post canon which makes it easier to stomach
>Voxus
Still chugging along. about 2 lets read videos a week.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:24:22 AM
No.149665082
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>>149665631
>>149664996
People said that fucking The Baby is You, the shitpost musical he made where dave gets pregant and the baby is john (who is there to learn of this) is in one of his Pokemon tracks.
It's almost ALWAYS either him just reaching a similar musical conclusion that sounds a little similar because it turns out artists make things that sound like other things they made sometimes or it's people hearing things that aren't there, this is VERY common with Gaster's theme in the undertale/deltarune community and now there's people doing the same shit with deltarune music, even when he said IN A WHOLE ASS DESTRUCTIOD INTERVIEW YOU CAN GO READ that there'd be no music from the funny spitbucket-sharpiebath comic.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:24:51 AM
No.149665089
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>>149665173
>>149664926
I read your story and part of me almost agrees with it, but I thought it was nice. I distinctly recall getting into HS on multiple occasions over the past years because of me watching those octopimp dubs a while back, and I've only semi-recently finished actually reading it years ago when I was 14 and indirectly got my friends into it. That eventually lead to them getting into it too, and it actually became alright talking about it. Especially since none of them became ultra-autistic over it.
>>149664980
even as a niggeranon i can't understand anyone seeing john as black when he acts so white
same with dave
>>149665021
Mine has ot be Oxnard
There's so many things wrong with him and I love it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:28:17 AM
No.149665139
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>>149665364
>>149665046
Honestly the only thing I don't like about the HS2 VOFT dub (besides that it's HS2) is Karkat's voice. idk why they casted a woman to do the voice of a grown ass man. It would've worked if they where dubbing something with Karkat as he was in the original comics but I can barely take him as a character seriously with that bart simpson ass voice. In my head HS2 Karkat should sound like Dan from Dan Vs, maybe the Angry Video Game Nerd. The VA doing Karkat in the Voxus dub of HS is pretty fitting tho and I think he could do HS2 Karkat """justice""" if he lowered the pitch a little.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:30:28 AM
No.149665173
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>>149665089
>even as a niggeranon i can't understand anyone seeing john as black when he acts so white
Same briotha, same. Keep in mind John lived in a Suburb in Washington State, that's two capital W white signifiers and it STACKS. I get making other characters brown, but honestly the two betakid boys (and their post-scratch alpha equivalents by extension) are white.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:30:29 AM
No.149665174
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>>149664980
Fat brown people run the website
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:30:29 AM
No.149665175
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>>149665222
>>149663920
>johnrezi is semi-offical now
Damn, just semi? Well, okay, I'll take it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:32:24 AM
No.149665206
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>>149667931
>>149665093
I like him too but I am not a homosexual, so Reinty is top troll because I wanna have all day long married grubmaking sex with her.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:33:27 AM
No.149665222
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>>149665258
>>149663920
I hate these bitch ass niggas
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:34:19 AM
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>Johnrezi filth on the thread
For shame anons, you should know better.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:35:12 AM
No.149665258
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>>149665222
A tragic kino
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:10 AM
No.149665272
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>>149670059
>>149665234
True, I will never forgive Andrew Hussie for not ending homestuck with John and Vriska together.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:10 AM
No.149665273
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:23 AM
No.149665278
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>>149665673
>>149664743
It worked one me lol, I read it just because I saw her ass. I even told the author in one of the discords this too.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:39:54 AM
No.149665328
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>>149665382
>>149664980
John being black makes no sense if anything he's either white or Hmong.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:40:03 AM
No.149665330
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>>149665257
i got no hate towards it, karezibro
i just can't help but love seeing those two dorks together
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:43:08 AM
No.149665364
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>>149665402
>>149665139
Theyre probably kids who grew up on broadway karkat, since the VOFT karkat sounds just like the girl who voiced that. I can deal with that one, the only one I dont really like is the Calliope.
>The VA doing Karkat in the Voxus dub of HS is pretty fitting tho
Paul is fucking kino, dont know how he didnt permanently damage his voice doing that through act 5.
>dated the terezi va irl
>they broke up
>he got cancer
>went into remission
>now one of the heads of Voxus
man's lived an interesting life, but never gave up on this shitty webcomic.
>>149665328
>hmong
Sounds made up
>>149665257
I know better...
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:45:08 AM
No.149665391
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>>149665382
aint that the gay brit who made a video on plagiarism
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:46:02 AM
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>>149665385
It's cute don't get me wrong but karkat doesn't like girls that stink (bad stink)
>>149665364
ngl the voxus voices are just THE VOICES of the characters now even if I've had ideas for other voices. I've tried to read HS with French Vriska once but her voxus VA overrides any other attempts to give her a voice.
>>149665385
>tfw 13 year old me used to cry watching a katnep amv set to vanilla twilight thinking about my first crush who moved away
>>149665406
>vanilla twilight
fuck man
you ever have a song that’s very very good but you dont listen to it because of how emotional it gets you? yeah
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:48:23 AM
No.149665431
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:48:48 AM
No.149665439
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>>149665406
Vanilla twilight is a pretty emotional song
No one can blame you
>>149665402
I love all those voices since I found them so soon into discovering homestuck, but that Vriska is fucking insane, I hope that lady is a professional voice actor now, she's not only perfect for vriska, she's just a genuinely great actor. Its funny because after her, my next favorite is probably the dave voice, just because he's so casual with it. he just sounds like some guy, but thats exactly what dave should sound like, any other dave performance just sounds forced. Also props to the narrator, never wouldve picked a british voice for him but now thats just the narrators voice to me.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:49:49 AM
No.149665450
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>>149665581
take me back to earlier this year.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:52:06 AM
No.149665475
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>>149665519
>>149665442
I honestly like Funk McLovin's dave alot, mainly because the daveflow videos where pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU3D9HgEGp8
I think I did have some headcanon voices when I first started to read HS but I think they've been wiped from my memory as soon as I listened to the voxus dubs over reading the homestuck collection
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:53:56 AM
No.149665501
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>>149665424
The biggest song for me like that is Peter Gabriel's book of love, I can't hear it in full without tearing up. Partially because of scrubs, but there was a homestuck vid set to that too, funnily enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH0FxIHKE_c
>>149664325
We hated cocknaya and dog dick jade here
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:55:24 AM
No.149665519
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>>149665549
>>149665475
I disagree with a lot of Funk's takes (especially his most recent one about Deltarune having 0 connection to Homestuck) but I appreciate the hustle, one of the few guys to consistently put out new homestuck vids. Voxus will always be the king of homestuck youtube though.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:55:38 AM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:56:30 AM
No.149665533
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So ly'lacs last name is gonna be Maryam right? Rose trying to make what she thought her and kanayas kid would be like
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:56:35 AM
No.149665537
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>>149665561
>>149665402
I can vaguely recall what the voxus voices sounded like for John and Jade, but for anyone else it's primarily based on VAs or just the general vibe I get from a certain character. Like I haven't heard any terezi VAs in dubs, but I would be shocked if they don't give her the most grating voice possible
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:57:44 AM
No.149665549
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>>149665594
>>149665519
his classpecting series and homestuck as religion videos where pretty kino and his class video is WHAT GOT ME into homestuck. I curse the yt algorithim for doing this to me via an esoteric lore video
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:58:13 AM
No.149665557
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>>149665513
Nah you’re just outing yourself as a post act-7fag.
Cocknaya is a beloved tradition
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:58:19 AM
No.149665560
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>>149665612
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:58:23 AM
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>>149665537
The Voxus Rose is kino too. The original VA gets replaced right before the doomed timeline part, and the new one sells the fear about not existing perfectly. Some might say she puts in too much emotion for Rose but I think its perfect
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:59:07 AM
No.149665576
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>>149667505
>>149664953
they did this to immediately try to irritate anyone from /hst/ and anyone who doesn't agree with this headcannon lol
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:59:31 AM
No.149665581
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>>149665450
I went to the horse cafe instead and drank the southern horse's drink.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:00:00 AM
No.149665594
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>>149665549
Damn thats insane, I know we are supposed to shit on newfags but actually reading homestuck this late is based in my book. Yeah any creator doing anything homestuck related that isnt just shipping deserves props, since there is so little of that left.
>>149665560
Where is that based Dave cosplayer who makes the knight armor and cosplays DaveJade with his gf? That guys based.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:02:11 AM
No.149665631
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>>149665082
>he totally didnt reference the baby is you
It’s too specific. And too funny to not be real
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:02:48 AM
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>>149665647
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:03:22 AM
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>>149665643
Yes. I hate him because he is living my dream.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:03:27 AM
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>>149665382
It's very real
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:03:42 AM
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>>149665676
>>149665612
he is the john in that pick, i think, he swaps characters
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:04:43 AM
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>>149665278
I'm so proud by my work.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:04:46 AM
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>>149665656
oh fuck that is him, yeah that guy rules. The weapons and armor he does always look great
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:05:55 AM
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>>149665668
the worst part is you couldve just kept davesprite as the cool dave if you have to ruin main dave, but we couldnt even have that, he has to become the creature.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:08:57 AM
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>>149665773
>>149665712
cute, good, would. You got a tumblr or something? That style is awesome
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:11:15 AM
No.149665773
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>>149665819
>>149665738
It's @gloviiz art work, they like to gender bend dirk and jake often, The fem dirk shit is very nice to look at
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:12:17 AM
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>>149665819
+ Bonus
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:12:35 AM
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>>149665843
>>149665668
I miss not dreading every Dave update. He honestly is the worst fucking character now. So god damn whiny.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:13:54 AM
No.149665819
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>>149665712
>>149665773
>>149665784
great fanart
yet i can't imagine fucking/dating femdirk as much as i like him, feels like it would basically be dealing with a hyper autist who's needlessly obsessed with you with the added flavor of pretentious shit
>>149665796
I have hated reading Dave since She's 8ack, but now I think I had John more. Even ignoring the ticking June timebomb, they just make him sound fucking awful, and John is one of the easiest characters to write for. If I wasnt such a beaten housewife for this series I wouldve dropped it at the polyamory update
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:15:48 AM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:16:52 AM
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>>149665899
>>149665843
You talking about how John's rant in HS^2, or even before that?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:17:44 AM
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>>149665899
>>149665843
Dave is one of the easiest characters to write for and yet he's still bad.
>>149665867
Yeah, right before the omegas leave with vriska. Its the same one where he says he emotionally cheated on his wife. Really sucks since John was one of the few well written parts of the Epilogues
>>149665884
its easy to write jokes for Dave, but I think dialogue is harder that it looks. Everyone thinks they can write dave, but a lot of the fanwork doesnt really feel like him.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:20:28 AM
No.149665914
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>>149666004
>>149665899
>but a lot of the fanwork doesnt really feel like him.
Current Dave doesn't feel like Dave. Old Dave would be ashamed.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:28:25 AM
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>>149665914
Dave hasnt felt like Dave since Act 6 Intermission 3
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:31:04 AM
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>>149665382
They’re like chinese but poorer and browner
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:40:28 AM
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>>149666305
>>149665513
"we"
always "we" with "you" people
Rose is a futa addict, simple as
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:55:39 AM
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>>149666145
Put on the trip
lovecraft’s cat
8/2/2025, 5:06:00 AM
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>>149662528
They were seeing the real shit
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:29:42 AM
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>>149665576
It’ll always be forced garbage
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:41:18 AM
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>>149667764
>>149664342
Would the current writers really allow a straight relationship with the flagship dyke?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:51:58 AM
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>>149668687
>>149667649
Well 1. pesterquest wasnt made by the current team, it was made by like two teams ago. 2. Definitely not, but who cares the intent, when I look at that image I'm gonna interpret it as grimdorks.
lovecraft’s cat
8/2/2025, 6:56:24 AM
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Imagining wicked Bec Noir visuals at work, hours ago
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:06:34 AM
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>>149665206
>>149664993
I love Renity. She's actually gotten me to draw homestuck fanart for like, the first time ever (tangential homestuck fanart anyway) and it's really opened my eyes to the binary style it's got going on, I'll probably have to do more in the future
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:37:15 AM
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Monitor hanging from the ceiling is kinda funny
>>149664342
>>149667764
the fuck is grimdorks
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:25:53 AM
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>>149672672
>>149668687
are you actually 11 or what
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:49:16 AM
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>>149664717
I'd also considered that one for her you're probably right.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:56:10 AM
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>>149665442
>Also props to the narrator, never wouldve picked a british voice for him but now thats just the narrators voice to me.
The narrator is just Hussie, so I don't know.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:10:52 AM
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>>149665513
Revisionist history.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:20:49 PM
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>>149665272
Objectively true
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:24:47 PM
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>>149670075
>>149650221 (OP)
Big Nep, Smol Kat, go go go
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:25:47 PM
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>>149672635
>>149670071
You've already seen all big nep smol kat images that exist
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:29:39 PM
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>>149673672
Renity is a good fantroll, but she isn't my favorite. That belongs to another.
Once I wake up, I'll post her
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:31:54 PM
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>>149665424
>Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey".
>Was my mother's favorite song.
>Heard it and ABBA all the time growing up.
>We played it at her funeral.
>>149664613
Its not anything using the Homestuck stuff and instead general MSPA style, but this:
https://mspfa.com/?s=39295&p=1
If you ever gotten even close to the autism that is Space Station 13 then this shit is genuine good stuff making use of the madness both MSPA and it contain.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:26:53 PM
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>>149670319
>Occasionally go on a Russian server.
>They have Homestuck and Problem Sleuth sprites, hair styles, skin tones and horns, weapons, everything.
>Get stopped by Security Bpиcкa Cиpкит(Vriska Serket) and told to present ID.
>I'm an assistant, so she takes me to R&D. Tell them to use me as a guinea pig for the department.
>Get shot at with new guns, injected with strange stuff from Xeno and Genetics, get my arm sawn off and my ass stuffed with trigger activated explosives.
>Given a robotic arm and feet, feet that are controlled by the scientists. Made to dance for their amusement.
>Wizard comes rodding through the department, turns me into Bread, blows up everyone else.
>Unable to speak, I just there.
>I am fed to the station hobo.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:38:53 PM
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>>149670636
>>149663809
Conjoined session, easily
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:43:13 PM
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>>149664822
But isn't BBpanzu a black man himself?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:43:38 PM
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>>149663809
>literally every single one of these is steaming dogshit
unsurprised but amused
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:50:35 PM
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>>149670501
>>149670487
The cutest of Gorillas.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:10:59 PM
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>>149671332
>>149670501
I'm so curious about how things are going to go now that imps are skinwalkers
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:12:12 PM
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>>149670707
>>149670421
Conjoined session
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:13:15 PM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:20:45 PM
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>>149670636
Almost as hot as 90s Weather Channel meteorologist Kristina Abernathy
I wish I was a drawfag, I always though it’d be funny to re-draw this with their respective homestuck equivalents.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:34:50 PM
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>>149670629
Prototyping a undead Wendigo is bound to cause some extreme shenanigans.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:41:44 PM
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>>149670740
I´d wish i was generally good at editing and so, i got the whole idea of Deltarunes whole Prophecy but Homestuck because im sure it would fit fucking perfectly. People did it with fucking Family Guy but somehow NOBODY adapted it to Homestuck despite its rhyming and so used fitting perfectly to fit in stuff like Heir of Breath and so on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_apkrJzIZ0
Just look at this and tell me it won´t fit perfectly with the games whole plot, Light/Dark=Prospit/Derse, thrown out of balance? The Battlefield etc.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:48:48 PM
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>>149672087
>>149665899
>same one where he says he emotionally cheated on his wife.
But he did. He was a lot more into texting terezi and her realness than he was into being a husband and father
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:49:48 PM
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:06:05 PM
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>>149676101
>>149670740
Fellow neofolk enjoyer (and kinda drawfag) here. I could try, but I'm not sure who their Homestuck equivalents would be, could you lend a hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2wafF_v3PE
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:25:08 PM
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>>149650221 (OP)
Anyone go through Fruityrumpus' TableStuck drive. I skimmed,and while it's not good it's not too bad.
My main problem is the asshole notes and the class-aspect powers. Those feel like a limiting idea.
Wheres the porn of Ly’lac? Homestuck fandom really fell off, if this was back in my day there would be an entire booru page in an hour and a video of some underage tumblr user pissing themselves while in cosplay
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:08:46 PM
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>>149672192
>>149671438
He completely was, but John Egbert should not know the term emotionally cheating, let alone say it so bluntly. John barely knows what being bi is, he's not a chud but he's just not while versed in that kind of thing, so having him perfectly explain the mistakes he made with all the modern vocabulary makes him sound nothing like John Egbert.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:20:03 PM
No.149672192
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>>149672218
>>149672087
He's in his 40s
He would know what emotional cheating is
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:21:04 PM
No.149672201
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>>149672269
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:22:49 PM
No.149672218
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>>149672233
>>149672192
He spent half of his adult life hiding in his room, and the other half trying to figure out if everyone around him was a fake copy, I still dont think he would. But even then, to then say "man I couldve suggested polyamory or something?" about a girl he's been texting to his wife? Its just fucking not how John Egbert would talk. I get it, with the timeskip these characters changed, but not this fucking much.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:24:29 PM
No.149672233
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>>149672246
>>149672218
Are you the autistic who shot himself when you in the legend of Korra wasn't exactly the same as she was in the last Airbender
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:26:54 PM
No.149672246
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>>149672233
Anon Im one of the people in this thread who tolerates nu-homestuck the most. I fucking like the epilogues. But the BC team cant write John. His voice sounds nothing like how he did in the comic proper, or even in the epilogues (which showed an older, jaded John while still making him sound like the same guy). I can criticize creative choices of a thing I like, comparing me to some retard doesnt defeat my argument.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:28:54 PM
No.149672263
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>>149672292
>>149670319
I wish SS13 didn't die an ignoble death.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:29:19 PM
No.149672269
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>>149672201
So? Every Homestuck character besides the Alpha kids was younger in their introduction
>>149672263
I miss Terry, but I'm unfortunately sticking with Fulp.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:35:31 PM
No.149672319
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>>149664919
They even have Fedora Freak.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:36:43 PM
No.149672335
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>>149672376
I love them
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:39:58 PM
No.149672376
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>>149672335
I like John and Jane more but John and Jake are cute.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:42:53 PM
No.149672406
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>>149672292
I'd rather kill myself than play either Terry or Fulp, to be honest. Pieces of dogshit.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:55:01 PM
No.149672537
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>>149672647
>>149672292
>sticking with Fulp.
Mate thats the biggest lolcow of a server you could pick from and im saying that as someone that till 2023 mentor´d on there. The mods turned into bipolar lunatics.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:04:31 PM
No.149672635
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>>149672652
>>149670075
>All the Images.
No.
I shall find more.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:05:44 PM
No.149672647
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>>149672537
I know man, I know. But theres one dude, and I mean ONE DUDE on that server that I'm friends with, and Fulp is all he knows. I can't leave, not yet.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:06:42 PM
No.149672652
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>>149673359
>>149672635
Newtype Hero won’t ever draw lewd and/or homestuck art again. You have to move on.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:08:08 PM
No.149672672
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>>149668780
>is the average current Homestuck fan underage/stupid/media illiterate
YES
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:15:27 PM
No.149672750
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>>149672700
I want to fuck dilf john
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:28:40 PM
No.149672894
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>>149672700
>Deprived of milfs and dilfs
Garbage fucking comic
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:32:02 PM
No.149672933
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>>149672948
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:33:22 PM
No.149672948
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>>149672933
someone was a dumbass and didn’t check the catalog to see that the other one was a thing
that’s it
>>149663985
Reading prisounebound because of this. Just got to the ass lady can’t wait to see her ass
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:03:12 PM
No.149673359
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>>149672652
Newtype still draws lewd. Just exclusively of their made-for-lewd OCs. No more homestuck.
https://bsky.app/profile/thespacecatdet.bsky.social
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:04:08 PM
No.149673376
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>>149673627
>>149673166
Im genuinely surprised that the assbait works so well in getting people to read it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:10:21 PM
No.149673453
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>Had a friend who used to RP with me.
>We had a long Spider8reath story that involved Vriska as a Space Trucker and John as a crewmate of her's.
>Yeah it was smutty, but was slice of life inbetween. Days out in space, receiving signals from deep space for shows.
>Futuristic floppy disks that hold up to 50GB that are used for media storage, like movies, shows, games.
>Cramped space ship, but cozy.
>Know my friend is immuno-compromised.
>Tells me shes gonna be gone for a little while, shes feeling kinda sick, and that the next post will be delayed.
>That was a year ago.
I still think of her, and our story.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:22:29 PM
No.149673563
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>>149673863
Where the F8CK is the LYLAC PORN????????
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:28:48 PM
No.149673627
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>>149676073
>>149673376
Friendship ended with ass. Elith is my new waifu.
Look at her. So precious. I want to give her flutter kisses and cuddle with her while we watch a movie.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:33:04 PM
No.149673672
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:50:39 PM
No.149673863
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>>149674141
>>149673563
She's just a little girl we just met. We don't have the emotional connection to draw aged up porn yet
>>149673863
Have you considered that, as a creation of Rose Lalonde, she might be built for human bulge???? She might have a psychological NEED for it. And you’re just going to let her starve.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:20:39 PM
No.149674290
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>>149674330
>>149674141
I think you have a major misunderstand of who Rose is
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:23:56 PM
No.149674330
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>>149674600
>>149674290
The biggest canon slut in the series
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:43:01 PM
No.149674600
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>>149674330
A CHEATING slut.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:02:36 PM
No.149674825
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Hehehehe
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:19:15 PM
No.149675032
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>>149675073
>>149674141
>rose lalonde
>human bulge
didnt read the comic award
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:22:54 PM
No.149675073
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>>149676185
>>149675032
Doomed Rose x Dave
All Roses flirt with John well into act 6
Robot Rose is implied to have fucked Dirk
>>149664848
just look up bbpanzu on the twitter search bar, there's plenty of posts like pic related that shit on him from shipping dirkroxy to hanging around with problematic artists
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:41:32 PM
No.149675355
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>>149675339
dirkroxy is shit cuz roxy deserves better (me)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:42:31 PM
No.149675370
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>>149673166
yeah it's what got me to read it and now it's unironically my favorite fanadventure
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:47:43 PM
No.149675443
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>>149675339
>most popular homestuck videos made in the modern day
>the video this is referencing spawned a shitload of animation meme copies
damn, haters really do not understand that they're basically arguing at a wall sometimes
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:50:36 PM
No.149675473
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>>149675703
>>149675339
>19 HOURS REPLY
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
>>149675339
I don't even get why they hate this, if you actually watched the animation it's clear that dirkroxy is VERY onesided and multiple people have pointed it out.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:55:03 PM
No.149675535
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>>149682369
>>149664754
why do they hate him. He made jade black. Their dumb asses literally cannot hate him out of principle.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:55:21 PM
No.149675541
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>>149675569
>>149675518
the average homestuck fan on twitter is too retarded and boring to actually look for context
so they’ll take anything at face value
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:57:53 PM
No.149675569
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>>149675929
>>149675541 (me)
this is the same group that took a shitpost ship between dirk and jade seriously and unironically called it homophobic
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:07:17 PM
No.149675703
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>>149675473
I HAVE A LIFE jk, I just be skimming if the threads are long
>>149675518
yeah, but I also think he's a dirkroxy shipper because that hal9000fanboy artist is also one
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:13:40 PM
No.149675779
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>>149675339
I hope he disappears because he draws nigger Jade and the fandom doesn't deserve the quality he puts out (nigger Jade aside).
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:26:54 PM
No.149675929
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>>149675980
>>149675569
unironically I don't know how homestuck twitter managed to digest dakidavekat's content when they freak out over the most obvious shitpost
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:31:42 PM
No.149675980
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>>149675929
again, they’re fucking stupid
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:42:13 PM
No.149676073
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>>149673627
Thats why i call it assbait, you come for it, but you stay because the rest is really fucking good aswell.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:45:12 PM
No.149676101
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>>149677436
>>149671578
Rose is Rose, Douglas P. is certainly Dirk,
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:53:51 PM
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>>149675073
>robot rose is implied to have fucked dirk
Where? I know there’s tons of little shipping moments between them, bur I never caught that.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:19:30 AM
No.149676432
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>>149676681
I haven't been able to be verified for the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory forums.. Did applications crash or something?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:46:18 AM
No.149676681
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>>149676432
Many people haven't received a verification email, you're not alone
Are there any homestuck fangames besides felt mansion and I guess genesis project?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:50:19 AM
No.149676717
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>>149676734
>>149676689
The new site has a promising fighting game demo
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:51:52 AM
No.149676734
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>>149676717
Oh true. I've been meaning to make a gamejam game again, maybe I'll make a homestuck one
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:02:13 AM
No.149676844
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>>149676858
>>149676689
>john and jade have exactly the same face
>>149676844
There is no official jade talksprite so they had to modify the John one
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:17:01 AM
No.149677038
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>>149676689
There was a pretty promising Pokemon romhack called Sburbmon that's somewhere past half done, but it hasn't seen an update since 2019.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:18:50 AM
No.149677059
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>>149677093
>>149676858
They really dropped the ball with walkarounds and flashes in general in act 6,
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:21:47 AM
No.149677093
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>>149677198
>>149677059
I can't really agree, I think Openbound is pretty neat. Would have liked one with John and Jade on their ship, though
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:22:35 AM
No.149677101
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>>149678659
Ive had it. I will DRAW this Big Nep Smol Kat until it's out of my system.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:25:41 AM
No.149677138
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>>149676858
>There is no official jade talksprite
Holy fuck you're right I just assumed all the kids got one
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:29:34 AM
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>>149677093
I mean I like the dancestors, but it felt like, especially with the new engine, that there was going to be more. Act 5 allocated the walkarounds more equally
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:29:42 AM
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>>149678677
>>149675339
Funny now nu-fans don't think DirkRoxy is incest. Why can't they say the same for DaveRose?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:34:41 AM
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>>149677300
The reason why Roxy trooned out in meat was because Dirk desperately wanted her to be a dude
>>149677270
Dirk was actually against her transitioning, don't you remember? He's super mad about it, he's constantly gritting his teeth
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:38:35 AM
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>>149677300
I know, but it would be more interesting if true
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:40:46 AM
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>>149677300
He was being tsundere
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:48:21 AM
No.149677436
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>>149676101
A cronus boyd rice would be funny, semi related but im surprised no one has drawn a Scorpio Rising Vriska
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:00:34 AM
No.149677597
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>>149678335
>>149676689
There’s like 300
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:13:42 AM
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:54:34 AM
No.149678335
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>>149677597
Any other good ones though?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:27:31 AM
No.149678659
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>>149677101
be the change you want to see in the world, godspeed anon.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:28:32 AM
No.149678677
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>>149677202
Are you stupid? Dirk and Roxy are just paradox cloned from themeselves, they share no dna. Dave and Rose are made from the same slime
I barely remember what happened in the OG homestuck, is it even worth rereading or reading this?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:07 AM
No.149678946
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>>149678771
Id probably cherrypick sections you like. Like act 4? Read that. Like act 5? Fuck it, start at act 5 end at cascade. Not much of a point rereading say act 2 or parts of act 6 if you wouldnt enjoy it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:52:25 AM
No.149679048
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>>149679155
>>149678771
Read up until cascade and see how you feel
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:59:56 AM
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>>149678771
Like
>>149679048 said, acts 1-5 are a great story and will leave you satisfied. If you can deal with a quality drop and some bullshit, finish it, if not, stop there and you'll have seen the best of it.
>>149655248
Undertale/Deltarune already fell off after chapter 2. You're just doing the same thing over and over again in those games and it isn't nearly as interesting in deltarune as it was in undertale.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:19:08 AM
No.149679428
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>>149679440
>>149654417
I got Seer of Breath like twice but I might take another quiz online
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:19:57 AM
No.149679440
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>>149679428
You feel can only understand your classpect by repeating the quiz until you get a result you choose to like, by your freedom of choice
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:22:04 AM
No.149679474
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>>149679267
Lol, you gotta be kidding me
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:11 AM
No.149679621
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>>149681007
>>149662941
We don't know if she can fuck as all.. For all we know is she's smitten towards you she'll lay a couple eggs and do some poses so you have something to masturbate to.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:45:16 AM
No.149679804
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>>149664926
You say that but Tricky Tony puts all his other music in it so you are never truly safe from the possibility of hearing HS music in Deltarune until it ends.
>>149665093
I need more fantrolls that are fucking freaks or fan adventures that include weird schizoshit. They're my favourites.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:49:26 AM
No.149679886
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I miss my wife.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:53:24 AM
No.149679932
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>>149680647
Does anyone else here like to abuse Davebots or is it just me?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:54:05 AM
No.149679940
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I am the only other person on the internet who ships Jane and Dirk
What do you guys think her METAMORPHOSIS is going to be?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:05:48 AM
No.149680094
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>>149679267
this take is so stupid its funny
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:07:41 AM
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>>149654417
knight of heart
maid of rage
prince of void
lovecraft’s cat
8/3/2025, 5:09:55 AM
No.149680139
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>>149654417
Ass of Kicker
Or for normal ones I decide Prince of Light is cool
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:12:28 AM
No.149680179
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>>149679842
That psionic nuke idea seems like that one totally spies scene where one of the girls bounces a light between two compact mirrors and that somehow get enough power to melt glass.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:32 AM
No.149680195
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>>149679842
I recommend Beneviolent
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:48 AM
No.149680197
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:16:10 AM
No.149680222
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tinnitusChakra is annoying but I like him/her despite that
>>149680081
No clue. Does the fact that it's a sudden transformation mean she hasn't undergone puberty? Is her caretake the same species as her or is it more like a lusus? How do Nymphs reproduce?
I just hope the mental change isn't too extreme. I'm warming up to her
Oroborus Salvation.
A bunch (and I mean a BUNCH) of kids start up a game of Pretentious Sword Art Online. None of them are prepared for what's gonna come, and all of them will suffer. But hey at least they'll finally be able to grow up.
The story here is REALLY weird and a drastic departure from anything homestuck, but it's stangely nice. It has that earlyb200's emo-goth vibe to it and the art improves. The author is probably bitting of more than she can chew but it looks like she might be able to do it, probably better than hussie at least.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:27:42 AM
No.149680356
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>>149680494
>>149680294
Link? I can’t find it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:39:00 AM
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>>149680553
>>149680356
You probably can't find it cause I misspelled the name. The pic has the proper spelling.
Either way here is link.
https://mspfa.com/?s=56170&p=1
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:43:22 AM
No.149680553
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>>149679932
My sister caught me looking at this
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:57:38 AM
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:56 AM
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>>149680972
>>149680294
Ill check it out
>>149680647
Check her room in a week and you will find some fresh yaoi she will write about you and your friend
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:10:03 AM
No.149680972
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>>149681015
>>149680915
God I wish, she’s normal and well adjusted. He often accidentally cosplays meenah though
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:11:39 AM
No.149681007
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>>149679621
wow for once i get to use this meme outside /vt/
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:11:59 AM
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:37:19 AM
No.149681554
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>>149682198
a drawfag made this in the other thread so I gotta post it here because it's good.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:09:35 AM
No.149682198
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>>149682549
>>149681554
Kayana plush next?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:18:06 AM
No.149682349
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>>149680081
Who fucking cares
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:19:16 AM
No.149682369
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>>149682475
>>149675535
>why are homestuck fans retarded
Really? You really asking that? This is the fandom that eats up literally the dumbest fucking moronity now and you're asking that?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:19:30 AM
No.149682374
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>>149654417
Either Witch or Knight of Rage, though leaning towards Witch, I'm not consistently committed enough for me to really be a Knight, but I have my moments.
>>149682369
Entering this thread and seeing dipshits actually pretending like any NuHomestuck stuff is good makes me depressed. But I guess we're all fucking doomed anyway.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:25:25 AM
No.149682512
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>>149682552
>>149682475
People who have nothing good to say about NuHomestuck don’t come back as much when a NuHomestuck update drops
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:27:10 AM
No.149682549
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>>149682602
>>149682198
aren't the next ones Areana and Sollux?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:27:24 AM
No.149682552
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>>149682512
That anyone is coming back at all is depressing. It just feels like a bunch of fags in denial, and I'm including the actual team making it in that statement.
Homestuck would be so good if it was good.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:29:30 AM
No.149682592
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>>149682475
Honestly I think it's ok at best but nowhere near as good as the original comic, and ngl most people come to these threads to just talk about normal HS because an HS^2 update is an excuse to have a homestuck thread at all, or to say how bad HS^2 is.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:30:01 AM
No.149682602
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>>149682549
AraSol are already for sale
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:42:56 AM
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:47:41 AM
No.149682883
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:56:38 AM
No.149683748
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>>149683826
>>149683695
nice, can you her skinnier and flatter?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:05:08 AM
No.149683819
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>>149683695
beautiful
her rips should be slightly visible because xenomorph
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:05:49 AM
No.149683826
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>>149684451
>>149683748
I can't I'm not the drawfag I'm just directing the drawfag. Someone else did beat us to the first ly'lac lewd first and they drew her flatter, I don't like it as much as ours but here ya go anyways
https://files.catbox.moe/1na3f0.png
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:09:33 AM
No.149684279
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>>149680647
it ciuld have been worse, my sister caught me having furry inflation on my phone once
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:11:29 AM
No.149684294
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>all the beta kids ships have a message on the new forums except grimdorks/johnrose
>none of the PS cast get one
what a fucking injustice
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:38:57 AM
No.149684451
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>>149683826
Who made the first one?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:50:18 AM
No.149684510
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We still have this thread
>>149654640
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:56:59 AM
No.149684548
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>>149684574
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:02:33 AM
No.149684574
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>>149684600
>>149684548
this isn't /hsg/
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:07:30 AM
No.149684600
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>>149684618
>>149684574
It is in our hearts
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:13:13 AM
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>>149684600
it's a homestuck general. it's/hsg/ in all but in name.