Thread 149655480

You should. It's kino shit

>>149655486
One of the few good things he has actually made, I am not kidding. It's like he just let his inner autism run wild instead of being a pretentious shit for once

Fuck it, story time

>>149655480 (OP)
No.
>Ricky Gervais
and I'm not going to.
>>149655552
Thanks.

>>149655627
My favorite one so far

>Ricky Gervais
He was piggybacking off of Karl.

>>149655480 (OP)
Blatant rip off of the Tyranoids from Ratchet and Clank

>>149655769
My Hero

Did Ricky drew these? Didn't know he could draw

I'm not gonna lie, this is VERY reddit

>>149655978

>>149655977
No, they were illustrated by someone called Rob Steen. I think it was basically Ricky did scribbles and doodles and Rob Steen refined them iirc

>>149655984
Sounds like you know a lot about reddit, maybe you should go back there

>>149655984
Plebbit hates Gervais because he doesn't believe in encouraging delusions in any capacity.

>>149656031
He's not kidding either. There was a sequel.

>>149656041
Prepare yourselves

TIL flanimals were a real thing

>>149655480 (OP)
Can we get it narrated by Karl?

did he draw these himself?

>>149656169
Holy autism

>>149655988
Ok, that's more like it. It doesn't surprise me that there's no mention of the artist name in the cover

>>149656232
Some of these descriptions are a massive leg up from the original book

>>149656112
>>149656134
Now this is my kind of autism

>>149656259
kek

>>149656357
>>149656361
Whoops

>>149656378
Power scaling included too because why not

>>149656407
>imagine the smell

>>149655480 (OP)
These could very well be NFTs

You can't fool me, these are just Dragon Quest enemies.

>>149656507
There we go. There are two other books if memory serves well but I am concious about the image limit and the sheer amount from two books already

I didn't knew this was a thing and now I know, so thanks for the storytime I guess. I could've stopped reading at any point but I didn't so that's on me.

>>149656589
Welcome to the peak of Ricky's career, your welcome

>>149656014
My hero

>>149656396
>>149656407
Alright who wins this

>>149655769
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>149655713
>off I go, printing again!

>>149655480 (OP)
I love these stupid creatures so much it's unreal

Only good thing Gervais was involved in

>>149655752
Offledermis (Gibletous Oderis), commonly known as the Behelit Flanimal.

>>149655615
>little dough-brained chump
You can't fool me. That's just Karl with hair

>>149655675
literally me

>>149655579
Stroke as in pet?

>>149657696
What?

>>149655769
This one has achieved enlightenment.

>>149655898
Sleep tight, little honker.

>>149657785
>Stroke as in pet?
Y-yes? What else could that possibly mean anon?

>>149655988
>ricky gervais taking all the credit for other (actually talented) people's work

say it aint so

>>149657174
Look at that aggression level, Squat wants it more.

>>149656522
Thanks a lot, OP

>>149658814
No problem

>>149655493
Go on Anon, have a drink of back milk

Thanks OP. Very kewl.
Reminds me of Lukas' Bestiary of the Chilean Kingdom.

For context, Chilean slang is almost entirely animal based, so it makes sense to present different kinda of people as mixed animals. For example, "caballa" would be an improper way to say "female horse" and in Chile the word would mea "great looking, well made", and "galla" is a improper way to say "female rooster" but in Chilean Spanish "gallo" (rooster) means "fellow", so a friendly girl would be "galla".
So a great looking friendly gal would be a "female rooster horse", here depicted.

>>149660836
And here's an octopus rooster with a half-baby chicken. A "gallo pulpo con medio pollo".
Because:
Gallo=rooster/guy.
Pulpo=octopus/corrupt person with many interests more than one business.
Medio pollo:half a baby chicken/kinda dull guy easy to manipulate.

>>149660836
>>149660920
This art is very pretty, who's the artist?

And here's some cabras (literal "female goats", slang "young girls").
A, at her turkey years (awkward early teens).
B, with the thrush bird disease (skinny legs and a fat bum).
C, playing dead fly (pretending to be innocent).

>>149656134
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>>149656169
>bri'ish pokemon

>>149656206
That's actually really cool foreshadowing

>>149661092
Lukas.

>>149660920
I love this utter beast of a rooster

>>149661094
This ones also a cute critter

>>149661094
She cude.
Can we see a scan instead of a photo? I wanna see the details...

OK, not gonna lie, I love her. Need R34 of the goat.

>>149661094
Would

>>149655480 (OP)
holy shit thanks for this thread anon, i was trying to find this a while ago and couldn't for the fucking life of me remember the name

>>149655480 (OP)
Read this a lot as kid, thanks for the storytime

>>149661094
I think A is the fat assed one, B is the dead fly, and C is the turkey. Basically you got none of the letters right, but the context is enough to figure out which one is which.

>>149655480 (OP)
>>149655486

That Animated Trailer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMHnkHrqp8

More Chilean animals please?

>>149662129
Beetle goats with horns (and/or antenae) pointing upwards.
Goat= girl.
Beetle= flirty/popular/with boyfriend or with the inclination of having many boyfriends.
About her antenae, I'm not sure what that means. It's very old slang.
You know what? These are the original Wuzzles. Remember the Wuzzles?

>>149655480 (OP)
I got this as a tiny child, found it very funny but was tilted by how many of the flanimals could never actually survive or even reproduce. This was also around the time Planet Earth and such programs came out so I was flooded with animals facts, and the idea of an animal that HAD to eat its own hands to move was just PrEpOsTeRoUs to me

>>149655652
>clunge ambler
me after 5 pints at the local, oy oy fellas

>>149655480 (OP)
holy shit someone else who knows about flanimals

>>149656522
Thanks for the storytime, OP, I haven't read these books since I was a kid and I forgot how much fun it was.

I would highly recommend storytiming the third and fourth ones if you're able, mainly due to the fact that the Bletchling is a truly disgusting creature and my contender for the best Flanimal as far as their design goes.

>>149655480 (OP)
It insists upon itself, unironically

>>149663404
Which is not a bad thing.

>>149662820
There's is another book.

>>149662820
Please no meat touching, ma'am.

>>149655480 (OP)
Not buying your book again Ricky

Funny version of Man after Man?
A bit less erotic than The Future is Wild.

>>149661094
Well, I...

I would. There, I said it...