Thread 149665250

nostril sex with blue

>>149665250 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>149665250 (OP)
>cutest character with the sexiest character
Oh MY

>>149665897
Which is which?

Using Blue's body as a sexual jungle gym!

>>149666240
Yes

>>149665495
blue milk.

PeriSHARTING in her face

I love how none of the other Diamonds are conventionally sexy and then you have "Giant Blue MILF"

Crawling in Blue Diamond's shoe!

>>149665250 (OP)
If the new Steven Universe series gives Blue Diamond even FIVE seconds of screen time, I'll call it a success.

>>149667985
We meet again, number one Peridot fan
unless you're a different anon parodying the guy which would be the funniest thing ever

It's crazy how this show features a bunch of goblin-esque designs and then you just have characters like Blue Diamond walking around that are pure distilled sex incarnate. Like holy fug.

>>149670296
Goblins are the sexiest, the rule34 numbers agree

>>149670296
It's been said that SU has characters that appeal to every taste and it's true. From total normalfags to the most extreme degenerates. There are a lot of conventionally attractive characters though and Blue Diamond's definitely near the top of that list.

>>149667995
All of the blue gems in the show are depicted as being on the more attractive side and it's kind of weird that there doesn't seem to be a canon reason for it. And yeah I like the other Diamond designs just fine but Blue is like the awooga hubba hubba whee-whoo of the bunch.

>>149670296
I am beyond disappointed by the lack of BD fics that aren't just shipping her with Greg or Yellow. It's a special kind of pain to have a character you really like that has no good content.

>>149670493
I'm genuinely surprised that there's so little content making use of the fact that she'd have no reference for human biology or what sex is, barring mayyyybe having seen the humans in the zoo go at it but it doesn't seem like she actually observed them much. Considering that she ends up wanting to make people happy via physical means as her mode of redemption, she seems basically ripe for "telling her that there's something humans do that feels really good, sex ensues".

>>149667995
white > blue > pink > lemon

>>149669004
more

>>149665250 (OP)
cute

>>149667995
The diamonds are probably the most conventionally attractive gems in the show. Blue, White, and Pink are all designed to be pretty. I'd say Yellow too, but she's a little more masculine than the rest, but she still looks like a woman with curves and everything.

>>149673643
Yellow's only real issue is her helmet thing, she'd look a lot better with normal hair.

>>149672379
More blue?

>>149670296
It wouldn't be as bad if she couldn't speak.
As soon as she opens her mouth it gets 1000x worse (better)