Fantastic Flop: First Faggots
>FF have never done well in any adaptation
>always seen as too corny and limited
>instead of making the film a truly cosmic epic do another "MCs are in normal clothes in New York for 90% of the runtime" flick
>instead of throwing out mad cash to at least secure a great cast, cheap out and go with bargain-bin nobodies and a propped up nepobaby who's such a charisma vacuum he's been acting for 30 years and didn't make a blip
>buy the "we want goofy and filly fun" meme from sheltered Xittertards and make the movie about childbirth and heckin wholesome family hijinks without any cool factor
>end up failing utterly
>that's after 6 years of manufactured hype and teasing
Feige is retarded, period. I love to see all the faggots who suddenly became FFags because of the "heckin wholesome vibes" end up eating crow with an unimpressive and shitty movie that's being rejected by the public at large. I could write you a better flick in 10 minutes. Feige should've dropped the cash to get an actual A-List cast, and not a bunch of ugly faggots and a tv director. Imagine getting mogged by a movie from 2 decades ago. Imagine hiring people as "new blood" when they're the same age as the guys from 2 decades ago.
FF should've had money thrown into it to be a bonafide sci-fi spectacle and clock in at 2.5 hours, minimum, with a star-studded cast and an emphasis on space movies before capes. But no, they just had to fuck that up too. Bunch of retards.
>always seen as too corny and limited
>instead of making the film a truly cosmic epic do another "MCs are in normal clothes in New York for 90% of the runtime" flick
>instead of throwing out mad cash to at least secure a great cast, cheap out and go with bargain-bin nobodies and a propped up nepobaby who's such a charisma vacuum he's been acting for 30 years and didn't make a blip
>buy the "we want goofy and filly fun" meme from sheltered Xittertards and make the movie about childbirth and heckin wholesome family hijinks without any cool factor
>end up failing utterly
>that's after 6 years of manufactured hype and teasing
Feige is retarded, period. I love to see all the faggots who suddenly became FFags because of the "heckin wholesome vibes" end up eating crow with an unimpressive and shitty movie that's being rejected by the public at large. I could write you a better flick in 10 minutes. Feige should've dropped the cash to get an actual A-List cast, and not a bunch of ugly faggots and a tv director. Imagine getting mogged by a movie from 2 decades ago. Imagine hiring people as "new blood" when they're the same age as the guys from 2 decades ago.
FF should've had money thrown into it to be a bonafide sci-fi spectacle and clock in at 2.5 hours, minimum, with a star-studded cast and an emphasis on space movies before capes. But no, they just had to fuck that up too. Bunch of retards.
