This is Goku vs Superman 4

YOU AUTHORISED PAYMENT ON THE JOBBER POLICY?

BRING ME BATMAN AND SPIDER-MAN

Superman won.
Tr/a/nime lost.

>>149673630 (OP)
Lois probably has some bullshit "LE BADASS NORMAL PERSON" feats in the comics and Chi-Chi hasn't fought in decades so Lois could probably unironically body her.

Swap Simon with Doomguy and add Master Chief as another dog.

>wins death battle

>>149673661
CHADnime has won once again. You always run away from the replies, you weak bitch.

Hulkbros!?!?

Simon won.
/co/cksuckers lost.

>>149673657
this is what happened after Asura disallowed Simon into the Feats Only club because he needed statements to win

>>149673673
Nobody cares about your forgotten moeshit FOTM waifu, tr/a/nimefag.

>>149673673
where are her clothes

>>149673673
Everyone cares about Lucy, CHADnime bro.

>>149673679
Hulk is strongest there is, making him omnipotent.

>Nobody cares about your forgotten moeshit FOTM waifu, tr/a/nimefag.

post your character having Basketball Scaling

>>149673671
Meant for >>149673657

>>149673673
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE DON'T MURDER MY SYMBIOTE SISSY HERO LUCY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149673684
Sorry but she won. Your forgotten capeshitter lost. It is what it is. Cope and seethe I guess.

Lucy vs Superman. Who wins?

>>149673711
people forgot about Carnage?

>moeshit
ABSCOND

>>149673684
>nobody cares about luc-ACK

>>149673671
>another dog
How the fuck do you take care of 3 mad dogs?

>>149673666
>No Popeye or any other toon character
Glad the artist had realistic standards.

>>149673720
Supebros......

>>149673719
Lucy wins.

Is this this biggest mismatch or what? I don't get what the aesthetic or thematic parallels are supposed to be aside from similar color scheme.
there's better ones out there for her.

>>149673720
I see KINGslov TAUGHT Clark well

>>149673724
>capeshitter
>spic
Why does this always happen? Don’t make me post cartel beheadings.

>>149673661
Of course he has no limits. He wasn't designed to lose.

>>149673659
I don't think you want to fight them

>>149673746
But he lost his virginity to Koslov?

>RAPEDman

>>149673630 (OP)
Doesn't Lois scale to Superman because now she has kryptonian powers?

>>149673739
Pity win, he was at risk of going 0-3

>>149673739
It was a pity win for Sonicfags. They would've killed themselves if Shadow went up against anyone else and lost.

>>149673665
she's been Superwoman before, Chichi's got Ox King strength and can jump meters into the air but composite LL is on another level

>>149673756
she once used the Hellbat

>>149673720
Why did they make him gay again? To pander to faggots that don't even buy comics?

>>149673751
Only because he allowed it. He's always holding back.

>>149673749

>>149673751
is that story even canon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBpz8kr_e7c

>>149673779

>>149673739
Meme matchup plus it served as a pity win for SHITnictroons because their franchise's Death Battle streak is abyssmal.

>>149673781
Everything is canon if you consider the multiverse, hypertime, dark multiverse or whatever bullshit the writers pull out of their asses.

>>149673773
They were pandering to tr/a/nime fans, yes

>>149673773
They were pandering to capetroons yes.

>>149673797
>comics are flopping so badly they need to appeal to animefags

>>149673797
They must pander to them a lot.

CHADnime is better than Superman or any capeshit media combined.

>>149673790
doesn't everything being canon only apply to pre-crisis, post-crisis, new 52, and Rebirth and not alternate universes?
I mean if you're going to be using alternate universes you could probably go even worse

>TROONime

>GODnime

>SOVLnime
Yup

>KINGnime

>FAGnime

>capeGOLD

>>149673787

>>149673806
Literally yes that's why Marvel and DC have had to swallow their long-standing pride and crossover with Japanese properties out of sheer desperation for relevancy.

>KINOme

imagine being a Reddit using spic

....

>SLOPPenJOBBer

>>149673841
better then being a comicfag

>>149673665
Actually... Chi-Chi is stronger than Hercule. Chi-Chi wins, and not just barely either. Lois can fight, but she isn't the fighter Chi-Chi is. Did people REALLY forget Chi-Chi has to raise Super Saiyans? Or that she was a fighter growing up? The best Lois has is military training, which is WAY lower than anything Chi-Chi has done.

>>149673630 (OP)
This is just a stomp for Lois Lane. Chi-chi is an angry bruiser with moderate super powers. Lois has handled much worse over the years all by herself. Lois wins via Lois Lane shenanigans.

>>149673843
Half of these are demon spawn or demon adjacent

Just ignore the faggot seething at anime. Let’s actually discuss death battles.

>>149673839
To be fair, Marvel does have a long standing relationship with Japan. Toei Spider-Man, Battle Fever J (before they retooled it) in the 70s and then you have Stan Lee working with Bones to make Heroman in 2010.

>SHITnime

>>149673842

>SHARTmic TROONoks

>complaining about anime on a site that was created for the sole purpose to discuss anime and manga as a 2chan variant
>4chan’s mascot is a moegirl in Yotsuba
know your place

>>149673764
Ryuko probably deserves another one since she was wasted on this

>>149673756
She's also lost them. She's powerless again.

>>149673854
>being a Mexican and a Redditranny
>better then anyone else
KEKAROOOOO

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>GREATnime

>>149673842
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Jerry Seinfeld is CANONICALLY more powerful than Superman. He ADMITTED to being powerless when Jerry wasn't.

>>149673839
Maybe DC, but Marvel historically had a pretty close relationship with Japan.

>>149673882
Hellraiser lookin ass

>>149673882
>the batmanhattan who laughs
DC officially jumped the shark when they did that.

>SEXnime

>zillafags are racist
ASS VOID!!!! NOW!!!!

>>149673855
>he thinks this is just a fist fight
This is a death battle, it takes all their skills into account, and Lois has been distracting goons and side-kicks into murking themselves for decades.

>>149673868
>>149673892
stop coping tranny

>>149673842
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Still waiting for 3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight, you know, people on his same tier.

I mean, he isn't a fraud that can only fight lower tiers right?

>>149673842
This is surprising since most gaijin anime fans are anime onlies

>>149673902
Yep

Miku and her BF

>>149673842
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>149673842
American comic industry's fault for being a disgusting pathetic joke nowadays.
remember DC's fart fetish comic?

>>149673914
YUP YUP

>>149673903
>zillafags are racist
yes you taco eating spic

>>149673903
I HURT NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149673842
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>149673630 (OP)
Is Lois having one of those 'supporting character gets superpowers' episodes?

>>149673933
>>149673934
Kill yourself Kaijufag. Hulk will beat CHUDzilla and get ASS VOIDED!!!

>>149673842
Weebchads...please...have mercy...

>Tranimefag sissygasmmelty

>>149673954
yes

Reminder 4channetty jobbed to Danganronpa tranny in April

>RTH

>>149673842

>>149673951
They did Toei Spider-Man dirty in the Spider-Verse comic event. Leopardon didn't deserve that.

comics got nothing now except continuously milking popular things from the 80s for all they are worth (Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, etc)

>>149673875
Agreed

>>149673954
>sissygasmmelty
>KINGSLOV TEACHING SUPERMAN OUT OF NOWHERE

Unironically explain why being gay is bad.

>>149673908
Naruto would crush Deku

Post a SHITnime movie making over a billion dollars.

>Transmic sissyooksmelty

>>149673908
He could probably take some of the weaker versions of Zilla, he could use Danger Sense and Air Force/Float to avoid the atomic breath

>>149673630 (OP)
for me Goku vs Superman 4 should be a full composite of both
I just hope it'd be as good as 1 and 3

>>149673954
Sorry comcitroon, CHADnime won.

>replying to his own shitty post

Post SHITmic Books outselling Pokemon.

This girl is literally me

REInime

>>149673985
>Superman when he encounters a bigot

>>149673971
>Deku crying
Well it is accurate

>>149673983
>comcitroon

>>149673988
tranimefag.... you're not a woman...

>>149673842
Comicsxsters I don't know how to cope with this fuck please tell me our MCU heroes are at least more profitable than Pikachu or else I might rope myself

>>149673983
>eslnime

OMNIMON
WHERE IS OMNIMON
WHERE IS HE

>>149673967
it's gay

>>149674001
Yes I am!

>>149673988
Capecuckold... you're not a woman...

>>149673971
It's still amazing how Boruto tanked so badly

Why is MHAfag getting uppity. Let's not forget what happened

>>149673967
Giving it like a BVLL is whatever. Taking it makes you a weak sissy

>>149673973
SCHOLARtakus mostly read, so they dont waste their money at the movies. Superheroes have to put all their stories into flashy blockbuster films otherwise their manbaby audience would go do something else.

>>149673990
I love Rei!

>>149674012
finally a worthy opponent for Immortal

comicxisters... we c-cant COPE...!!

The STRONGEST HOMOSEXUAL in FICTION.....

>>149674028
>SCHOLARtakus
what?

>>149674021
Making Naruto a deadbeat pretty much killed 90% of fans of the original. It made no logical sense when he can clone himself and is hokage in a peaceful era

>>149673997
>>149674011
My keyboard stopped working, I guess it got disgusted by the concept of capeshit itself.

>>149673985
Yeah, why are capeshitters like this?

>>149674033
Fuck Anno for trying to take ownership of Godzilla and Ultraman.

>wins death battle

>>149674048
yeah sure

>>149674038
Canon!

>>149674031
Capebros how the FUARK are we supposed to beat him!?!?!?!?!

>>149674054
watch your mouth about my FUARKING HERO!

>mario vs sonic was 7 years ago
I miss my hero...

>>149674021
Different writer

>>149673842
Why does no one buy our comics???? WHY???

lol pity win banner

>>149674062

>>149673842

Sometimes I fantasize about kidnapping, torturing, and killing every single person in these threads.

>>149674031
>Digital Monster
Batman hacks

>>149673988
Take this

Can you guys stop being so homophobic and transphobic please? My trans sister likes to come here for death battle discussion and she's very triggered right now

>>149674033
AAAHHHH HELP ME, GAINAXCHADS ARE RAPING MY ASSHOLE

>western cartoons
Fluid animation
>70% of anime
Slideshows that are just meant to be ads for the manga and sell merch

>>149674068
>>149674077
You can stop replying to yourself now, tr/a/nimefag.

>>149674068
Bro, capeshit is filled with garbage like >>149673807. Who the fuck wants to read that shit?

>>149674078
hey man don't include me

Cape GODmics are cool. I like them.

The most definitively pro-anime anti-capeGOLD poster in these threads is literally a tranny.

>>149674083
Is she cute? Who's her favorite character?

>>149674089
Keep coping capetroon. No one cares about your garbage.

>SCHIZOmics

Sonic got lucky, Deathstroke would gape him

>>149674046
>capecoper doesnt know what the word means
My point exactly. Its ok, nothing to be ashamed about. McDonalds does need workers after all.

>>149674088
>beanmouth garbage
>fluid animation
Lmao. I'll keep enjoying my CHADnime.

>>149674104
Tr/a/nime lost.
>>149674105
>inspect element
Done.

>>149674101
yeah we know, also a really bad ESL since his Reddit posts somehow have even more typos then his posts here

How come gay shit never works in comics while homoerotic relationships make bank in manga and BL has produced tons of masterpieces

>>149674116
>Schizo meltdown

>>149674116
CHADnime won. Toonami generls are the fastest moving threads. Capeslop lost.

>nikotard melty

>>149674101
Doesn't xhe like batman and Marvel?

>>149674123
Tranimefags are HOMOS.

>>149674124
>didn't deny it
See?

who the fuck is nikotard

NewKING...

CHADmics won, TROONime will never make a billion dollars like cimic bppks

>>149674117
>>149674101
Sorry but I like SOVLnime and I've never used reddit in my life. Also modern capeshit is just tranny propaganda. At least post old capeshit if you want people to take you seriously.

>>149674102
She's a huge fan of Shadow the Hedgehog!

when was the last time we had a proper ryona episode man?

HERO!

>>149674152
>cimic bppks
>ESL
Kek!

it's taken Batman CENTURIES to kill the Joker but CHADshiro did it in a few episodes

>>149674179
the weakest in history vs the strongest of today

>>149674185
why is he balding?

>>149674106
The fact Deathstroke has embarrassed a Flash multiple times means it's a consistent feat and he's just that good

>>149674139
Meanwhile supercuck literally got raped. Keep coping, capetroon.

>>149674111
Wake up to reality

Comoc gold won, tr/a/nime cucks lost

Gentlemen, post it.

Someone's getting uppity

>>149674093
>CHUDD

>>149674185
My HERO solos the entire verse.

Since you guys insist on keeping the manga vs Comic war let's throw some Facts
>The American comic industry (mainly the big two) are a cancer on the comic book scene in the west, because of their huge influence actual good american comics end up being overshadowed by the mountains of endless capeslop
>Marvel and DC regularly get outsold by Manga (Kimetsu, Boku no Hero, Jujutsu Kaisen) IN THEIR OWN MARKETS Kids nowadays want to read about Gojo, Tanjiro, and All Might, they couldn't care less about Hulk, Miles, or Thor.
>Marvel and DC actively try to make products based or outright copying anime, the latest Superman cartoon was a wannabe anime that shamelessly copied a lot of early Dragon Ball, the latest Suicide Squad animated show was an Isekai anime show, Marvel is developing an anime fighter, DC constantly makes it's character shout anime references to try get young readers interested on their old ass boring characters
>By all metrics Anime WON the cultural war, all Capeshit is good for is making movies that actively try to distance themselves from their comic counterparts
These are hard cold facts that you can't argue against btw

>>149674179
Both nodiff capeSHIT.

>>149674209
>Comoc
too obvious

>>149674212
look at his O face

>>149674172
Batgirl vs Spider-Gwen and Blake vs Mikasa. Ruby vs Maka may be next.

SUPERCHAD FUCKED SHITCHI

>Juan Slop
Sales literally cratered.

>>149674179
This has a chance of happening (entirely due to Gojo's domain) depending on how you scale Namek super saiyan Goku
>>149674196
This is impossible and Mark would be cucked by Yamcha who would abort another of his kids.

You fagon fag fags are still SEETHING over Omni-CHAD's victory. Don't come crying here when GOATvincible rapes cucky Gohan. You're just jeaplous that Invincible will be more popular than nipponese shit. Seriously you worship FIre hydrant level cucks while viltrumBVLLLS can survive in space, Fucky ou fahterlass faginball faggots

>>149674209
Kill yourself spic. CHADnime won.

CApeGILD won, SHOTnime LOST.

>animelty

>>149674215
CANON!

>comelty books

Anime girls are BUILT for big CAPE COCK!!

>>149674208
>cherrypicking
Anyways that still looks better than modern western cartroons. Also western toon are all comedy slop, you will never get something like LOTGH there.

>>149673842
Your strongest streetshitter

Now

>>149674248
TRVTHKE

>>149674217
>Run Piss
>Calling anyone else slop
Demon CHADer is the king of manga, not Oda's bloated abomination.

>>149674248
Lucy literally raped Carnage, even women assfuck your beta characters.

>>149674212
Kek, why is Clark such a SLUT for Russians?

Comic book girls are BUILT for big ANIME COCK!!

>>149674143
they spam assvoid and has been spamming these threads since 2020

Reminder that Crona won against Venom.

>>149673842
This is all Nasu's fault for convincing ufotable to make Demon Slayer an anime.

>>149674251
alright Tanjiro lad good luck against Iron Fist

Reminder that Simon solos composite DC comics

>>149674266
>Nips
>big cock
KWABOOTY!!

>>149674266
It do be like that, Kenshiro would use his
>you're already pleased
move and cumshot inside of them.

>>149674266
TRVTHKE

>>149674266
Only comic women from before the 2010s when they still looked like women

Anime girls lust for American cock

>>149673657
Nordic Kratos was a Pussy in Ragnarok because of Sweetbaby.inc.

>>149674280
>capetroon doesn't know that there are a lot of anime/manga that take place all over the world since the industry has more creativity than his slop

>>149674291
There is no logical reason to not be attracted to American men.

VideogameLORDS own both anime and comics, Pikachud won.

>>149674294
Canonically he lost most of his powers from Greece because "Magic is bound to the earth"

Where are the anime BITCHES??!!! Thor has a big suprise for them.

>>149674291
Only CHADmerica can protect the world from Russia.

Remind me again who 4chan’s mascot is

Comics even do the giant robot thing better than Japan ever could.

*Solos Marlel and DKEK*

>>149674317
Where's the list

>>149674319
This guy.

>>149674309
what about obesity

>>149673944
Die

>>149674322
Spider-CHAD victim.

>>149674321
>Literally just took all those designs from 70s mecha anime
PLAGIARISM Books…

>>149674322
Look, another SCALINGSISSY FRAUD that tops at city level

>>149674309
I'm not touching this. I don't want another 3day for racism.

Name one comic book that can match Inoue’s art

>>149674319
some low tier named Yotsuba

>Anime
>Comics
Sit.

>>149674291
The americans in that manga would still be anime americans(which look 1000 better than how capeshit portrays them). That's why MGR is so good.

>>149674340
Kingdom Come

>>149674327
… got molested and raped by Yotsuba.

>>149674117
>somehow fucked up typing in "like"
Jesus

>>149674314
>"Magic is bound to the earth"
Kratosbros?? w-why didn't they say "bound to the multiverse"??

>>149674340
GODlex Ross.

>>149674352
You’re actually right

>>149674321
>shogun warriors
Literally no one knows who that crap is.

>>149674291
Her hero? Miles "BBC" Morales, another win for CHADmic Books.

What's the point of all this fighting? We're all Kratos victims

>>149674276
Slow ass faggot got GAPED
Next

>>149674373
I thought Miles only had eyes for trannies.

>>149674356
I get Superman being boring but why the hate, what the fuck is wrong with a nice guy that is actually nice and not some "nice" guy like haremshit?

Reddit WON

ListCHAD? WARPED SISSYmics

>>149674381
Pikachu

>>149674373
>instantly brings up black dicks
Why are capeshitters like this?

Could Omni-Man beat Mazinger ZERO in a fight?

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>blows up the planet

How come western fujos don’t read comics while Japanese fujos can literally carry a series(Gintama, MHA, JJK, SnK, etc.)?

Post your favorite n

>>149674376
…for how much we laugh at him.

>>149674322
he really doesn't

>>149674360
>variant covers
I've always hated that garbage about comics. Baiting the reader with good art while the inside art looks like slop.

>>149674404
Get him past Shin Getter first.

>muh anime, manga and comics
lol, Visuals Novels solo

Aikido won btw

>>149674407
Why do you care about mentally ill women? Are you that desperate for compassionship that you now have a kink for ugly ones?

>>149674420
Alex Ross has personally drawn a lot of interiors too.

>>149674431
Demonbane solos

>>149674384
maybe it's because he's Mexican I don't know

>>149674431
Yogiri
>B-but!
Yogiri

>>149674432
HOW DO YOU STOP HIM!??!?

>>149674437
Which of them have the biggest cock? Kratosbro btw

>>149674439
I know, I am talking about other comics that use his art on the covers.

>>149674431
… their cocks while CHADeo CHADmes laugh at VNsissies.

>>149674152
EVA begs to differ

>>149674431
...The getting RAPED by literature and tabletop award

>>149673730
Doomguy built diff.

I want honest answers here, how many Godzillafags actually care about this Death Battle? I noticed rarely any of you taking this serious and just here to shitpost.

>>149674431
regular novels > visual novels in power and quality

>>149674472
I don't care if Godzilla wins. I just want Hulk to go 3-0

I like anime and comics. I don't like Kratos though.

>>149674482
I like Greek Kratos. They somehow managed to fuck Nordic Kratos up despite getting fucking Teal'c to voice him.

I only like video games. I don't like anime or comics.

I like anime and comics, I don’t like Sonic though.

>>149674507
I hope he gets raped.

>>149674447
...jobs to a bottle

>>149674314
But the Chaos Blades still there.

Superman nodiffs your stupid Chinese cartoons

>>149674507
EnderDragonDAMN

>>149674322
Large-city level due to the blood in London.
although I seem to recall his sigil covering a wider area when he fought Incognito for some reason.

>>149674516
How old is he?

>>149674520
Yogiri wad Killed by a Surprise Attack.

>Everyone liked it

>>149673807
That bat breaks itself and has surgery to further identify as a glove.

>>149674525
Superman couldn't even stop his son from turning into a fag lol.

>>149674472
I have no quarrel with Hulk. But Godzilla is the God of Destruction and the greatest monster in history and his victory is beyond reproach.

>In short, "Superman is as strong as he needs to be."
>So what happens when you pit a man with the power to break any limits against another who has no limits in the first place? Well, only one has limits to give at all.

>>149674553
Supermankeks……

>>149674482
KINGtos won
https://youtu.be/gL_oIi81Q2s

>>149674525
You can feel the pathetic jealousy of the writer and arist on every part of that page lmao

Who can fucking beat him?
>Mari-
Except him

>>149674212
LIMITLESS ability to take Russian cock.

>>149674565
It was 2002, comiccucks were starting to get nervous about the growing influence of Japanese works.

>>149674062
Easy you fill his inbox full of spam to the point where he can’t move.

>>149674559
>"Superman is as strong as he needs to be."
AKA a poorly written Mary Sue power fantasy

>>149674565
guy was SEETHING at Pikachu

>>149674568
Luigi

>>149674559
Yep Superman wins.
>Bu-
He wins.

>>149674212
Superman’s abilit to get raped has NO LIMITS!

>>149674582
I just don't get why he took a dig at Mazinger. What did Koji ever do to DC?

>>149674568
Ganon beat him

>>149674212
Superman won the getting violated by Big Russian Cock contest.

>>149674568
His MASTER

>FRAUDnon babble

>>149674525
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises

Money money

>>149674031
Stuff like this just reminds how much Digimon gets held back in Pokemon matches

>>149674559
So he let himself get raped because he liked it

>>149674628
>superman doesn't even pass 10 billion
S-Shit......

>>149674640
GAYpermanbros…….

>>149674568
>Mario Party Chance in the Eggman vs Bowser battle
Thanks for the tip!

>>149674525
>Pikachu
>Mazinger
>Mothra
Who's the 4th guy?

>>149674628
Pikachu can buy my hero okay?! Is that what you want me to say?

Dead Company will NEVER have a good vidya again. Arkham was their last good game. PikaCHAD WON

I bet that the faggot non-stop seething about CHADnime isn't even a capeshitter himself.

>>149674659
Fiction...

>>149674657
Did they make the ape character steal from the fat rich guy character? LMAO

>>149674538
yes

>>149674663
Gunbuster could solo Invincible.

>>149674568
no soul hax immunity?

>tranimal
Jobs to humans despite superior speed.

>>149674714
Gunbuster could also solo DBZ up to the Frieza saga.

>>149674731
jobs to Monster Carrot

>>149674742
Post Superman resisting being turned into a carrot
>He resi-
No, a carrot specifically.

>JOBmans

>>149674742
Post Monster Carrot destroying a moon.

>>149674714
Yes, the Jupiter black hole would absolutely annihilate everyone

>>149674758
he TANKED the moon being destroyed twice

>>149674714
>>149674760
No Sun Disk?

>>149674768
Could that damage the Eltreum or its army of thousands of Sizzlers?

>>149674768
Mr Burns…

>>149674768
Buster Machine 3 tore open an entire chunk of the galaxy, Sun Disc has nothing on that.

>>149674758
No but I can post him dying when the moon is destroyed
https://youtu.be/n17YEutA-SE
(Goku defeated him by sending him to the moon in a previous episode)

>>149674774
so it just moved a bunch of stars and didn't destroy them or any sun disks?

>>149674774
The Eltreum can casually mass scatter gas giants. They wouldn't even need BM#3 for that.

>>149674789
Black hole bomb. Erased 3/4 of the milky way starting from the core of the galaxy.

>>149674807
weaker then Supreme scaling

>HBOCvincible

>>149674774
This.

>>149674789
You say that as if moving a massive numbers of stars isn't a ridiculous feat no viltrumite could ever hope to do

>>149674706
Stop attacking Kratos already!!

>>149674792
>The Eltreum can casually mass scatter gas giants.
My memory is a little hazy, when does it do that exactly?

>>149674831
oh wow moving shit I'm so impressed, if I wanted to do that I'd do it too

>>149674840
you can't even move 35ibs in a benchpress

>>149674839
During the stupid storyboard part of the final episode.

>>149674839
It and a bunch of Super Exelions accidentally destroy several moons and a gas giant with the energy bleed of their main weapons whilst defending Buster Machine 3.

Madeline’s singing can move constellations so if she wanted she could punch the galaxy to atoms
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fxbh_kNpCPE

>>149674840
It didn't move anything. It erased everything within range. They had to do that because the space monsters multiply inside stars.

>>149674849
yeah I can
>>149674865
yeah I could do that too

Could Omni-Man take Bellcross in a fight?

>>149674875
Post yourself bench pressing 35 lbs.

>>149674885
sure

>>149674834
Yeah no need to be rude to Marvel Kratos. GOW Kratos is above physics

>>149674888
I did

>>149674859
Thanks.
>>149674851
I actually liked that part. The music made it seem so epic even if it wasn't properly animated. It wasn't as bad as karekano.

>>149674894

>>149674821
Is Spawn the strongest Character? Invincible and Asurabros hide behind him

>>149674875
Yeah dude we get it you're multiversal (statements only)

>>149674916
yeah he's black

Kratos vs Sora, who wins?

>>149674917
>Kratos out of NOWHERE

>>149674940
they become friends

Who is the biggest statement FRAUD in all of Death Battle?

>HEY, HEY KRATOS! WATCH THIS

>>149674965
Chuck Norris

I think I could be Kratos's teacher. I could help him learn how to be a CHAD.

>>149674940
KINGtos will stretch his little ass like he stretched the Chain of Balance

>>149674966
>I regret nothing, BOY
>crushes his skull in one palm

>>149674982
What if Sora casts Reflect?

>>149674940
Sora TEACHES Kratos.

>>149674980
Norse Kratos speaking about Greek Kratos...

>>149674966
>I have atoned for my sins, monster.
unironically some bullshit like this would save him considering how nerfed the Penance Stare is now

>>149674989
Kratos bypasses Reflect spells in the games

>>149674986
He meant real Kratos, not fanfiction Kratos

>>149674940
Kratos stabs Sora through the face and tells him he's a monster no longer.

>>149674989
KINGtos has experienced the pleasures of both roles. He'd enjoy it.

>>149673720
They're celebrating his sin over gohan.

>>149675013
damn you're right
>"You are a monster no longer."

>>149674823
Is that a... FEMALE BREAST??????? KRATOS SAVE ME!!!!

>>149674966
>Street level Stare

>>149674291
Trvke

What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of... Hope. "When all else is lost". You lost everything. And everyone. you became... There is no forgiving you. You chose... I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there's to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that.

>>149675039
holy fuark...why are my eyes watering?

>>149675036
4 of those were made by nips because only they can understand how to make cool american characters, meanwhile capeshit makes fags as american characters.

>>149674986
I FUCKING DESPITE MARVEL FOR THAT SHIT!!! The penance stare was something to make you FEEL the pain that YOU cause to others and not making you regret your actions.

>>149675031
>I regret nothing
This is literally me. Would I gape the Ghost Rider?

>>149675072
that also wouldn't even work because God of War Valhalla confirmed that Kratos has never done anything wrong except when forced to in order to stop the Gods. He is a pure and heroic hero to the end

ASSura will NEVER get the following
A new game
A remaster
Any media whatsoever
Relevancy
Sales
Acknowledgement from Death Battle
A rematch with Kratos
A victory over Kratos

>>149673657
>cucky boi Simon
Kratos WHOOPS him then fucks Yoko in front of him. Simon's new Big Bro will TEACH him.

9
Hundred
Million
Universes
Lowballed

>>149675106
>Kylecuck woke up
Your hero will forever be a cuck and you lost the death battle. I am sorry for you.

>>149675078
Yes, which also means you statstomp Spawn if he doesn't have his divine form

>>149675089
KINGtos was TEACHING the Gods to be better men
And TAUGHT Greece the meaning of ruin

>>149675113
K,B,C

>SHARTosfag melty
As usual.

>>149675119
oh nonononono Simonbros don't let KINGtos see this or he'll beat us up and fuck Yoko too...

Does he have a good match up?

>>149675131
Kneel.

>>149675134
Kyle, lost the death battle. Sorry you will never be able to change that.

What do Asura and Kyle have in common?
They lost to BOVNDLESS OVTERVERSAL CHADS

>>149675130
>Kratos Beats Composite-fiction
TRVKE

>>149675127
Valhalla confirmed that Greece is now a utopian paradise thanks to Kratos freeing them from the gods

>>149675148
Simon is a canon cuck he'll never be a CHAD like KINGtos

>>149675152
Even after Poseidon submerged it?

>>149675134
lmao this lil cuck is wanked to universal

Where did this Kratos the teacher meme come from?

Well, Lois isn't a frigid, pain in the ass bitch, so she wins.

>>149675163
Yep. Straight from Tyr's mouth himself. The ocean receded and their lands flourished

>>149675134
Kylebro, is it true that you prefer your bvlls blonde?

>>149675140
Without a hint of irony, Alex Eggleston

>>149675141
>kneel before a retarded fanfiction battle that gets constantly shit on everywhere
No thanks.

>>149675169
death battle and r/deathbattle both said Kratos was like a wise teacher to Asura teaching him to be better (while literally murdering him)

>>149675174
Kek, is this the cuck the capeshitters were worshipping?

>>149675176
Your meltie containment thread (here) is not everywhere, loser bitch

>>149675163
And after most people died

I wonder what this thread would look like if they enabled IDs.

>>149675174
Kylesisters... why is our hero such a huge cuck?

>>149675174
Cucky Kyle strikes again

>>149675149
>>149675151
Kek! I remember when Kratos said and looked like that!

No! We must be Better Men.
*snaps Baldr's neck in front of his mom after a whole game painting Baldr as the victim*

>W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!

>>149675174
Delete this!

>>149675141
GREEKtos would never say that

>>149675169
An unironic Reddit post turned copypasta, which did irreparable damage to these threads.

>>149675141
TEACHtos...

>>149675209
this is just a triple falseflag for both sides

Simon needs a BIG BRO like Kratos to fuck all his crushes in front of him and TEACH him how to be a man...

>>149675174
I haven't seen this panel in a while. Always remember bros, when a capeslopper calls you a cuck he is 100% projecting

Kratos is not only the strongest character ever to be on Death Battle, but he is clearly also the WISEst.

>>149675234
>BBC addict

>>149675175
Unfortunate, but expected.

>>149675234
Why do you worship blonde chads like Simon? Is it true that you are ok with them fucking your wife?

>>149675245
what does that stand for, Simonsister?
BIG BRO Cock? The same thing all of Simon's crushes take?

>>149675183
>t.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

>>149675272
Simon fucked your wife here >>149675174. You will never escape that, kek.

People are still talking about Simon?

Does that mean people still post Yoko?

>What does that stAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY BBC PORN STASH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149675209

>>149675280
reminder Leeron canonically fucked Simon because she (male) is the closest thing Simon could ever get to Yoko not cucking him

>>149675183
This, everyone has accepted the result. Only Asurakeks cry like salty little bitches

THE STRONGEST HORSE

>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!

KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>Yoko
It's like these people haven't even watched Gurren Lagann.

>>149675299
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149675299
KEKAROO!
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K
A
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O
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!

Asura sxsters... w-why did DB not say anything about a rematch? Wh-why did they talk about Kratos vs Doom Slayer?? W-we were supposed to get a heccin rematch to heccin redeem ourselves... I just can't accept this, just like how I can't accept it when my dad says I will never be a real woman
How do we get them to acknowledge they were wrong and make a ten minute animation of Asura sodomizing Kratos?

>>149675304
that show is for old people

These shitposts are just blending together...
Nothing new under the sun...

>>149675304
I have. That's why I now Simons' a cuckold fag who worships a pedo BVLL douchebag who cucks him, and all the women he loves worship his BVLL too

>>149673666
Lammy on the guitar vs Timmy on the beach vs Deku on the street

>>149675304
The kylejeet is a verified zoomer that knows nothing about the show.

hey guys

>>149675329

Sorry buddy, but Yoko is too busy fucking me.

>kratosjeet melty

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>149675039
I used to be a Simonkek and hardcore ttglfag posting reddit catchphrases on reddit where I get all my opinions, reaction images and reddit gold from,
perhaps as a result of a car driving into me as a child completely concaving my skull and also mostly because i'm black.
Upon reading this my skull reformed to High IQ physiognomy and my skin cleared to purest white.
I have now entered and passed a Bachelors at Law and will be SRA Qualified by the end of this year.
I have burned all my ttglslop so they may never dull the minds of another innocent young chad, I now only ponder High IQ writings such as Dostoevsky and of course, God of War.
Thank you KINGtos for saving my life. I will repay your Heroism by saving others as you saved me.

>>149675174
No wonder no one buys comics anymore when this is what they have to deal with.

>Asurajeet seethe

>>149675351
the copypasta spam I've seen is from a mindbroken asurafag

Kratos sxsters... w-why did DB not say anything about a rematch with Spawn? Wh-why did they talk about Kratos vs Doom Slayer?? W-we were supposed to get a heccin rematch to heccin redeem ourselves against Spawn... I just can't accept this, just like how I can't accept it when my dad says I will never be a real woman
How do we get them to acknowledge they were wrong and make a ten minute animation of Kratos sodomizing Spawn?

>>149675328
alright then here's a non-repost, non-posted by a Redditor, non-shitty post

>>149675329
BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

>>149675372
>HBOCsura
KWAB

>>149675352
K, B, C.
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>>149675372
So Doom Guy has a chance to become better man

>Kylejeet is at it again
It's been months. Get over it already.

KINGtos won this thread.

Is this /co/'s equivalent of the "SEA hours" phenomena seen on the Japan-focused boards? What do you call this?

>>149675174
This page is what made me realize that all this time I've been a cuckold just like all capeshit readers. Unfortunately it's too late for me, I cant'tchange back. I hope other anons will learn from my downfall and decide to avoid capeshit.

>>149675352
CANOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149675388
I can't believe KINGtos mercillesly executed Doomslayer and let the Demons win because being racist to the mortally challenged means he's a Monster...

>>149675394
spic hour

/dbg/...you are a Monster no longer.

>>149675394
Being a DC pusher

>God of War Kratos, you are a cuck no longer.
>I still am…

>>149675399
>cant'tchange

>>149675394
Jeet hours. Capejeets are in love with cuck fantasies since they reflect their own lives.

Kratos was TEACHING everyone...

KEKtos was TAUGHT by everyone…

>>149675428
He is a capeshitter. They are not the best at writing.

>>149675394
it's 2pm in Mexico which is why we have so many ESL posts

>>149675174
Just ignore the spamming retard and don't engage with him. It's very easy to filter his posts.

>>149675036
Johny Bravo needs to be on that team.

>>149675371
Well yeah, The irrelevant fodder losing the only MU he had broke all the jeets

>>149675036
>No Duke Nukem

>>149673789
>a pity win for SHITnictroons because their franchise's Death Battle streak is abyssmal
>Sonic at 1-1 vs Mario
>Tails at 1-0 vs Luigi
>Eggman jobbed to Bowser but technically won against Wily via Metal Sonic
Sonic as franchise is doing fine, its just SHITow that is dragging them down with 2-1 record

>>149675371
And a Kylejeet. Have you missed that 1 by chance?

>>149675467
He's problematic nowadays

>>149675465
True KEKtosissies got mindbroken into oblivion when everyone called out their hero for being a pathetic fraud.

>Well yeah, The irrelevant fodder losing the only MU he had broke all the jeets

I am a man no longer...

>>149675476
Up to date Death Battles cancel out all outdated ones. Sonic is 0-1 vs Mario

>>149675486
K, B, C.
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k
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who wins between the KyleJETT and ListroonSPIC

>>149675491
You never were...

>>149675491
TRANNYtos…

It's been MONTHS and asurafags still haven't recovered. GET OVER IT, Everyone thought the result was ok. OOC Asura was dumb but it's death battle. He lost, not everyone can win

>>149675501
Asura to Kratos...

>>149675491
TROONtos…

>>149675500
>KyleJETT
that's not right, it's a double E not a double T

>>149675451
Ok, Gunbusterbro. I was getting bored of kylejeet’s tactics anyways

>>149675506
we warned them but they didn't listen, they beheld the true form of Kratos and it drove them insane trying to comprehend it. This is what Lovecraft warned us about

Kratos won
India won
BRICS won
The west lost
Asura lost
White people lost
get over it already

>Everyone thought the result was ok

>>149675528
Post India beating Pakistan.

>>149675519
yeah. Like repeating the literal plot of Episode 8 where Simon becomes a permanent canon unironic cuckold who worships his BVLL like a pathetic fag

>>149675528
Asura is the eastern property you know

>>149675476
I'd say it's a mixed bag. Shadow lost his first two matches, Sonic lost to Mario and Flash, Metal jobbed to Zero, and Silver got an actual unironic pity win.

>>149675529
asura can't even grow a beard (his test is too low)

>>149675519
Don't forget to filter him as well TTGLbro. This general is already filled with too much useless garbage.

>>149675539
Which is retarded because CHADnic outscales Flash with a single Emerald

>>149675540
This, Asissyra is a weak bitch who cries and screams to get a new form

>>149675538
"YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP"
this was made by a foolish simoncuck...

>>149675538
>YAP YAP YAP YAP
This was made by a foolish Kratoscuck…

>>149675562
>the kylejeet is illiterate
kek

>>149675540
Asura doesn't need Testosterone. His power comes from Mantra.

>>149675571
boy you're one smart fish always falling for the bait

ACK

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKTOS

When did beards stop being manly? Was it the m*llenials' fault?

>>149675573
mantra is what they call Estrogen in-universe btw I am an expert asurabro

>>149675595
Keektos?

>>149675591
Who was talking about Fate

>>149675601
from the famous song "Keekee do you love me"

>>149675573
More masculine than anything in God of War btw

>>149675598
Zoomers cope by calling it onions old people shit because their baseline testosterone is actually too low now to grow beards

>>149675602
Me. I was.

Asaara is 0-1

>>149675621
who?

New PC arrived. couldn't recover any of my old thumbnails.

so.
Who wins Ruby vs Maka?

>>149675598
Millennials cope by saying Zoomers can’t grow beards while they stain their facial hair with tears knowing their wives are cheating on them.

>>149673720
You see that bullshit? That's why WB is dying! They appealed to fringe cults, and they're paying the price for it.

>>149675633
Maka

>>149675631
I don't blame you for not knowing him. His game flopped after all
>>149675633
Maka

>>149675616
The people that are called soi usually are bald, 30 years old and have garbage bears. No one is calling old action movie stars with bears soi.

>>149675654
>bears
Meant to write beards, I am too drunk.

What is it about this man that mindbreaks Kratosfags? Is it because he gave his life for his daughter while Kratos killed his own?

>>149675486
>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)

>>149675616
>>149675654
I swear I wish I could stop growing a beard and be naturally cleanshaven. I hate the feeling of it and I look awful with it but I have the retarded super-beard-growing gene apparently. I can shave in the morning and by the evening it'll already be growing back i'm not even exaggerating

>>149675674
>What is it about [COPE]
Idk man Asurafags are the one crying "fanfiction battle" and having scat fantasies

>>149675674
nothing, it's just shitposters and baiters that keep doing it because it keeps fucking working on retards

Hulkek and BOREzilla? Forgotten FAGGOTS compated to KINGtos vs CHADsura

>>149675674
>What is it about [TRUTH]
Just look at all the Kratosfags still seething at Asura months later.

>>149675683
I have the solution right here >>149674081

>>149675745
Women have facial hair too you know.

Kratos vs Doom Slayer in 2 years will break this place even harder. Especially if Kratos wins

>>149675764
>shit that will never happen
ok

>>149675796
Idk they talked about in the ballot thing. It's kind of the reason for the surge of KINGtos posting

>>149673908
Cartman actually solos due to him being able to tank Cthulhu and mint berry crunch.

>>149675845
no it isn't, those have been happening since KvA and really have only gotten more traction because retards keep falling for the bait

>>149673805
>Cucktamafags still seething over Popeye

KIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>>149675879
This is sort of true. The period after Krasura was bad but during the Hulkzilla waiting period, the posting got especially louder. Normally, Asura wasn’t brought up that often but now the Kratosfag brings him up every chance he gets.

>>149675914
because now an Asurafag showed up to keep falling for the same shit over and over, why go for general bait when specialised bait seems to do the trick easier

>>149675930
Yeah this is true. If you say Asura lost they just cope. Only way for this to end is to just accept it

Kratos could kill the Living Tribunal thanks to statements and scaling.

>>149675950
or just ignore it

>>149675952
Kratos can solo composite fiction for literally no reason according to DB despite the game devs saying otherwise

>>149675895
FPBP

I wonder if Asurabros take the bait on purpose or if this is some sort of convoluted double falseflag.

Ash Ketchup, prepare to be smothered by my giant hairy balls

>>149675654
Yet people are calling Kratos onions for being a bearded dad so here we are

>>149675974
I can see it as both. You see schizo copypastas from both sides

>>149673630 (OP)
help me fine the pre crisis panel of supes saying the dc universe is 18 dimensional

>>149673867
UNDER PURGATORY RULES THIS NERFS GODZILLA

>>149676005
Was that before or after he sneezed a solar system out of existence?

Post your character breaking a sword passively
https://youtu.be/y0aDXbi8prk
Your hero's not outscaled by Aquaman, is he?

>>149676031
dunno he was brainwashed or inpersonating an asian or had something odd about hin and rambled about the universe being 18d

>>149675974
I only reply if I’m bored. If I don’t care enough, I just ignore the KINGtos shitposting. Pretty sure it’s a requirement knowing that 90% of everything going on in here, especially with Kratos, is bait. Sometimes if the mood calls, I KINGtos post as well.

>>149676049
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SHITPOST NOT JOIN THEM

>>149675216
Its not too late
Its not too late for you retards to stop posting it

>>149676079
Soon KINGtos will TEACH all. You WILL spam KKKIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSSS, and you will like it.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

>>149676036
>sword
That's a tiny knife, anon
https://files.catbox.moe/y2q6ps.webm

>>149675964
bruno veloassqueso is not a game dev

>>149676092
I actually thought the Kratos vs. Asura copypasta was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

>>149676110
this is what happens when Kratos yawns, btw

>>149675698
Hank Hill has damage and physics negation (made a nailgun puncture Jimmy Carter's bulletproof limo) thus he can defeat 99% of all character in this thread regardless of durability

>>149676127
>I actually thought the Kratos vs. Asura copypasta was good
It's not
Stop it

>>149676142
it's accurate though, you dislike it because it reminds you about the match you hate

>>149676128
Lies
Kratos would never yawn
He is a better man now and would respect Asura's choice to transition
He would never say that Asura will never be a woman

>>149676142
The copypasta wasn't just fighting /dbg/, It was TEACHING /dbg/...

>>149676110
Kratos dos more damage when he swings his axe.

>>149676160
This is what that tree felt when KINGtos laid into it

>>149675992
Don't worry
KINGtos will teach the latter to be BETTER MEN

>>149676154
Of course a bisexual KING, grown from the chud he used to be, would respect Asura’s choices. As a better man, he must be a more empathetic, docile role model whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, Kratos must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. He will not go back.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGPPPPERMMAAAAAANNNNNN

>>149676212
… jobbed to 50 billon suns.

>>149676212
>contrived metafictional bullshit

>>149676212
KINGtos will TEACH Superman how to be a good father to his gay son and teach him how to deal with having a gay son and how to make him feel accepted while preparing him for the prejudice against him by modern society

>>149676212
...is a KINGtos victim

Post SUSSYtos.

>>149676212
…helped publish Kratos' comic since he's a good guy

>>149676224
>That sounds like a lot
>Look it up
>Not even all the suns in one galaxy
KWAB

>>149676205
of course a mere animator cannot comprehend the power of KINGtos

DB should do Kratos vs Rune King Thor next.

This is the end.

>>149676335
the final dbg

>>149676335
Who could possibly save us...

>>149676358
KINGTOOOOOOOOS

new
>>149676383

>>149676335
Just another snack for Barbatos!

KINGtos won this thread

Kratos needs a fair match next time. Put him up against someone like Lucifer Morningstar.

Put us out of our misery janny, do it.

>>149676388
JANtos was TEACHING the thread

>>149676388
>immediately nuked
Fuark... jannies are... T-TOO STRONG!!!!!!!

>>149676403
>literal pity win for Kratos

>>149676388
>posting a link to a dead thread
FUNNY

Jannies are just upset because the Incredible Schizo is going to be humbled by the King of Monsters.

>>149676388
Knull was right.

>>149676335
Madoka's footrest.

>>149676388
Holy FUARK... Janny just SOLO'd the ENTIRE thread...

This is the final death battle thread... and it was won by KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS

>>149676454
Canon

FINAL THREAD
INVINCIGODS WON
SHITVEL LOST
DJEETC LOST

>>149676454
Kratos, Beats, Composite-fiction

Kratos
Beta
Cuck

This is the final death battle thread. and KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKTOSSSSSSSSSSSSS was reaped by every character that was posted in it.

KIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

>>149676358

>>149676491
Kratos, Being, Cucked

>>149676454
Kratos will win if you show him destroying a planet. seriously. we'll all agree he wins every fight. just do it.

KWAB means
Kratos, Wins, Again, Boi

KWAB means
Kratos, Was, Assraped, Boi

KWAB means
Kratos, What A Bitch

HBOC means
HEROtos, beats, other, cosmologies

I win

Tranime lost

>>149676509
I… AM INCAPABLE…

Kratos won

I don't want to go...........

CHADnime won

This truly was our KINGtos battle general...

>>149676566
KINGtoss scholar btw

I will kill everyone here if gay AI porn is the last image.

As above
So below

>>149676580
ok

>>149676566
CANONROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>149676566
look at his little saiyan sissy clitty lmao

It was an honor to post in the cuckoldry and Kratos general

No it wasn't.

Now that the dust has settled, who won this thread?

9 million universes lowballed

Last for Sonic gapes Goku and Superman and solos their verses.

>>149676623
KINGtos like always

last for the good old days

>>149676623
Asura, of course.

>>149676638
KINGtos general

tranime lost

I hope you guys learned from the lesson I TAUGHT you

>>149676665
>Not a BBC
Be better.