Thread 149674976

The catch: you wish must be /co/-related. What one thing above all would you wish for?

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish you were gay

>>149674976 (OP)
Rejection is local, one vote can truly scale.

I wish for the tools to build what my mind can craft

>>149674976 (OP)
More comics get faithful animation adaptations(not all, but it should happen more often). As a result a portion of the money generated from the animation goes to funding more comics.

I want to be with my waifu

>>149674976 (OP)
i wish cartoons had women with huge tits in it

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish I was cast in a marvel movie to play Jack o lantern and was paid over 8 million us dollars for this one time appearance.

Bring good super heroes to the real world.

>>149674976 (OP)
Monty Oum stays alive well into his elderly years.

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish gravity falls was never made
You don't need to thank me

>>149675302
>the selfless wish that will improve the world
>>149675238
>the selfish wish that will improve my life
That’s a tough decision.

>>149674976 (OP)
To be able to travel to any cartoon show and fuck every chick i see

I wish everybody in the entire world had excellent drawing skills

>>149674976 (OP)
Is this a meta joke?
We already have taste buds in our assholes. They just aren't wired to our brains.

>>149674976 (OP)
I wished the cancelled batgirl movie was released

>>149675446
They technically tend toward true utilitarian overlap

Streaming service release and DVD boxset of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, with each DVD containing a handwritten apology from Pete Docter himself for blaming the audience for Lightyear bombing

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish for /co/ to become kind.

>>149674976 (OP)
O genie. Grant me the ability to draw well and animate well.

>>149674976 (OP)
I have access to a pocket dimension that allows me to meet with any /co/-related character, and where they'll act exactly as I want them to act in the moment. I get real advice from Iroh, schematics for advanced inventions from Lex Luthor, and can fuck a Chel that literally wants nothing more than sex with me.

>>149674976 (OP)
>the both of you
asshole tastebuds guy still gets to make a wish

>>149676709
OK that's pretty fucking solid, damn.

>>149676742
I have thought much too long about this exact scenario

I wish that every animator in the industry had the skills of James Baxter, the attention to detail of Richard Williams, the characterization of Glen Keane, and the fun of Milt Kahl.

>>149676709
I think... we can get infinite wishes from this. if anon wants to cooperate

>>149674976 (OP)
DC introduces new nudist superhero (male)

>>149674976 (OP)
$20m in ETS collectibles

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish that I could Skidoo like Blue.

>>149676840
Great, another Dr. Manhattan ripoff.

>>149676709
>>149676846
>Meet Genie from Aladdin
>Get 3 wishes
>Leave
>Go back to the dimension
>You him to act like he's never met you before
>Get 3 wishes
>Wash, rinse, repeat
We've cracked the fucking code

>>149676913
This might work, but Aladdin Genie would still somehow break the fifth wall to call you out, you gotta go with a less funny genie

>>149676709
>>149676913
>The secret to infinite wishes is just to wish for access to more genies without directly asking for them
It's so simple holy shit

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish I was in the mao mao universe as a cat. No I don't wanna be mao mao, make me some random new character far away from any of the action

>>149677028
More complicated
>>149677075
Yes. The issue came up when I had to think of reasons to turn down an offer from at least one omnipotent

>when will I ever meet another omnipotent...?
is legitimately answerable
>>149676913
Almost. You have to remember were dealing with genie magic

Anon gets their wish, but each genie might have the same rules, and has to swap out for more customers. All we need to do is agree to a stand down, where we don't unwish the sincere wish of any other anon

How I think this would actually go:
>anon meets genie
>gets three wishes
>practices resetting memory
>tries same genie again
>genie acts as anon wants (according to first wish)
>but none of the additional wishes can leave the pocket dimension

Too much wishing could corrupt the space
Anon needs an outlet for the apparent effects of mind control
And one other very, very, very important concern


Never make a problematic wish

If anime wishes are close enough I’d very much appreciate an ai but physical gorgeous wife based off my waifu rise kujikawa please

>>149677651
If I can’t wish for an anime wife I’ll ask for a gorgeous wife based on nazz from ed edd n eddy but aged up to at least 18 so I don’t get arrested. Please and thank you.

>>149677677
Still debating it

>>149674976 (OP)
oh man, i wish i knew what to wish for

>>149678369
Write down ten wishes and see if any make sense in terms of at least one cartoon.

>>149674976 (OP)
I wish Batman and the Joker would canon die and never return and the death would be them grabbling while falling off Wayne tower and when they land it looks like they were 69ing and that’s what Batman’s legacy would be for ever dying from 69ing a clown.