Thread 149676733

Beloved MASTERS!

>>149676746
Sonicsisters this is too real for me

>>149676733 (OP)
and the most beloved MASTER of all!

>even the SOUND of GODzilla is ICONIC and SCARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWcg-6icgvs

>>149676746
No bro it's ok I calced it

Post Death Battle threads not jobbing to Janny. I'll wait.

What can we expect from Hulk's preview tomorrow?

>>149676769
the power to beg and grovel until Godzilla takes pity on him, like he did with Zeus

Who would win, Mr. Hyde or the Invisible Man?

>>149676733 (OP)
Master Splinter is for Deathmaster Snikch

>>149676756
Pretty sure Mimir isn’t anybody’s master.

>>149676779
og Mr Hyde didn’t have any powers he was just gross

>>149676782
Mismatch, Snikch has the canonical power to just be behind you at any point in time to stab your ass because the skaven needed one hyper competent overpowered fucker to do stuff for them because every other Skaven is retarded.

>>149676805
Kratos is the fastest character ever in Death Battle tho

>>149676818
FUARK, HE IS!

>>149676807
Don't care, want my ninja rat fight

>>149676828
His setting exists in an abstract outerplatonic realm btw and by crossing a place that transcends time this literally requires immeasurable speed

>>149676805
This is why speed is the most important stat.

>>149676767
>>149676665

You failed and I won

>>149676733 (OP)
Post your character tanking a rubber chicken roght now.

>>149676733 (OP)
Here is a tier list I made of popular characters I know from death battle. Strongest to weakest. Rows aren't ordered.
Sometimes I disagree with death battle's assessment of a character's power as shown in this tier list.

>>149676805
Wally west memes were fucking crazy

>>149676877
Shit list never post again

>>149676859
>Hiding until the very bottom of the last page
ScaredBITCH. Jannies OWN you.

Now that SHITku's DB is over. When's his RETVRN?

>>149676838
there's a squirrel that manages the whole place, then technically the squirrel wins against kratos easily.

>>149676877
GODtier list post this whenever you want

>>149676877
>kirby that high
>bowser that high
>mario that high
>sonic that high
>eggman that high

>>149676877
Kino list repost again

>>149676909
Kratosxisters… RatatoskrFURRIES GAPE us…

>>149676877
No lies detected

>>149676901
Name 5 characters he can fight that aren’t Deku.

>>149676909
>>149676937
Kratos speedblitzed that squirrel in the cutscene, making Kratos >>> Immeasurable Speed Squirrel

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Lucifer Morningstar runs the Invincible gauntlet. How far does he get?

>>149676944
Naruto
Naruto
Naruto
Naruto
Naruto

BOOM

>>149676877
>Goku Black is stronger than Goku
Explain yourself.

>>149676947
it was for charity, clark

>>149676954
He stops at Atom Eve

>>149676944
Miles morales

>>149676944
Melodias
Natsu
Nardo
Ichigo
Mash

>>149676779
This got settled by Alan Moore in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

>>149676954
The devil gets disgusted by Kirkman's depraved fetishes and leaves

>>149676959
blacks are more violent

>>149676966
Why do you want to see a Black Bull fight a zesty nigga?

>>149676959
Dimension/timewarping >>> punch hard

>>149676969
>Mash
The shield girl from Fate?

>>149676877
>Goku and Vegeta on the same tier as Broly
>Goku and Vegeta below the Goku cosplayer they're far stronger than nowadays
Huh?

I can't believe it, that one Kratosfag in the comments is still at it. For those unaware, for months now he responds to basically any comment that disagrees with the result of the fight.

>>149676954
Rapes the entire verse like it's a tutorial.

>>149676944
Meliodas Magik Mash that's it really

>>149676993
No, the muscle wizard

>>149676745
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149677002
MINDBROKENtos…

>>149676954
Beaten by Dinosaurus (oneshotted Omnipotent being therefore is Omnipotent+)

>>149676877
Stop the KINGtos downplay

>>149677002
ESL Asura jeet gets put in his place by a scholar with infinitely more support. Brings a tear to the eye.

>>149676954
>>149677004
Mazikeen alone rapes the entire Invincible verse on easy mode.

>>149677012
He can also fight the old gen big 3 because of very obvious connections like "I wanna be the hokage/pirate king" and so forth

>>149676877
I don't get Deadpool's placement

>>149677002
SCHOLARtos TEACHING the SEETHING Asurakeks

>>149677063
...and he does it for free.

>>149677056
As in too low or high?

>>149677002
OBSESSEDtos…

Sifu can jump like 1000 feet into the air and smash through buildings.

>>149677002
>he does it for free

>>149677002
Shit, I wish I was this inspired to shill my hero every day.

>>149677119
>can only destroy a couple of stars
What a scrub

>>149677119
>Guy who breaks stars
vs
>Guy who survived being crushed by another guy that is stated to have infinite strength(not even proven)

>>149677119
>Strenght
Warrior-Z alt

>>149677130
Those stars? Clears GOW’s 9 Scandinavias a billion times over.

No more brother wars.

ENTER

>>149677111
>Vivzie out of nowhere

>>149677119
KWAB (Kratos, wins, again, boy) This sub Star level fraud thought he could challenge the KING.

>>149677119
Oh yes muh infinite strength™
bullshit > actual feats

>>149677161
>Indestructibility stat maxed out
>Lost to an Omni-Droid

>>149677161
Guy has already more character and cooler powers than 100% of comics characters. What the fuck Incredibles.

>>149677072
He's a street tier

>>149677182
Speed is the only stat that matters

>>149677189
What if he has the Ultimate Nullifier?

>>149677194
World Breaker Hulk wouldn't stand a chance against Quicksilver

>>149677002
>>149677119

>>149677182
Dude only got 1 Int, and maybe 2 Con

>>149677225
CANOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149676877
I'm pretty sure the Saiyans should be two tiers down, buddy.

You know what’s really funny? His comments almost always has two likes which likely means he just likes his own comment and has an alt to do it again.

>>149677161
>Alters his density to that of nearly a black hole
>The world wasn't destroyed under his pressure
Another statement FRAUD

Can we take statement fags out the back and shoot them

>>149677240
>normal human speed due to debris flying like normal
>Goku gets hurt from Broly cracking ice with his body
I-It's a GAG scene right?...

>>149677253
>black hole with the mass of an adult human
Wouldn't really do much on the grand scale of things.

>>149677240
No they shattered dimensions just by shooting beams at each other. I think that's fine for them

>>149677277
I'll gag you with my cock in your mouth

>>149677161
>Can alter his density to become either gas like or a borderline black hole and can also use it to fly
>Is considered borderline invincible
>Somehow loses to a fucking beta test build of s robot that would get it’s ass kicked by King Kong

>>149677225
KEKAROOO!

>>149677274
It's Super. Everything is wildly inconsistent.

>>149676733 (OP)
>Splinter can scale to 1/4th of star level with the OVA
does Shifu have anything?

>>149677255
This statement apes ruined powerscaling and turned it into a joke.

>>149677276
A black hole 1 millimeter in size would have the mass of a tenth of the entire planet, a human adult would be apocalyptic.

>>149677277
Dimensions in dragon ball seem really fragile. If they exerted enough force to shatter it and not destroy their own planet in the process.

>>149677197
If you throw what if scenarios in there then Batman and Spider-Man should move up with him

>>149677305
>size
>mass

>>149677240
No wonder Goku couldn't beat GAS STATIONman. He's barely even ice level.

>>149677306
True, dragon Ball must be a street level verse. Boundless tree stronger than Doomsday and harder than Superman btw

My HERO's feats?
>Caused earthquakes and mountains to collapse all over Japan just from fighting King Kong
>Fought against someone who could shatter 4D entities and constructs
>Fought against someone who could annihilate entire planets
>Fought against someone who is fast enough to go from galaxy to galaxy
>Acid resistance
>Fast regeneration
And this is all from the Showa era

>>149677322
That kick Solo’d TOBA Hulk btw

>>149677182
he committed suicide, the fact that he was the first killed makes it obvious since the early Omnidroit was probably a shitter compared to the later ones

>>149677309
Yes.

>>149677322
You act like both of these things can't be true FRAUDkubro. Only a verse with consistent feats is strong. The rest are fodder.

>>149677349
But why would he kill himself while fighting an Omni-Droid?

>>149676877
B-Bardock bros, now way we lose to Eggman, right?

>>149677361
>Only a verse with consistent feats is strong
GunbusterCHADS…

>>149677182
Mr Incredible had maxed out indestructability too and he was scared of lava. Lava is simply the answer to everything.

>>149677360
>alters density
The black hole he becomes would be microscopic.It would evaporate before it caused any harm to anything.

This thread needs a hero...

>>149676877
My HERO is right where he belongs to!

>>149677361
If trees are consistently more sturdy than Superman why doesn't Lex just have some guys beat him with sticks?

>>149677370
he fucking hates the super identity life

>>149677397
Opm needs more death battles.

>>149677399
Because he's stupid, duh.

>>149677361
KINGtos...

>>149677445
… is consistently building level.

If feats were the focus of calcs we could have a lot more cool match ups between many different characters. But no, the moment one characters dodges a projectile shaped like a laser their verse jumps from city tier to high omniversal and can only be picked against other series like that.

>>149677255
FeatsCHADS broke you. KINGtos REVOLUTIONIZED powerscaling

>>149676746
I don’t believe in this made up bullshit. Moving fast doesn’t make things magically explode.

Chainscaling won. Cry about it.

Chainscaling and ignoring consistency doesn't work on spacebattles btw

>>149677478
It’s a crutch for weak characters.

>>149677374
>Time eater vs Maybe Multi-planetary
I mean yeah
>>149677452
...in my coping delusions because lowballed Kratos is 9 Million universes tier

>>149677491
Yep, do you want to know what does though?
Being literally real.

>>149677494
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149677502
>being real
>being fictional with extra steps

H-Hulkbros!??!?

>>149677502
Trvke, I saw literally real Superman getting railed by a Russian man out behind Walmart just last week

Kratoswank vs Invinciblewank

>>149677491
Post SHITbattles comprehending CHADtos's power

>>149677492
>WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Cope.

Feels good going to SpaceCHADttles and seeing (and conversing with) human beings that use their brain and realize that just because a text says something doesn't mean it's true.

Chainscaling leads to Beyond Platonic 11D Transcended Mario.
Either way, Mr Video solos your verse.

>>149677502
And you know who has the best literally real feats?

>>149677527
You don't get it, he is beyond time, space and math and dimensions and stuff. Now read my pixel calcs.

Post spacebattles not jobbing to other battle boarding forums in traffic.

>>149677533
Who else is in the real life feats club?

How many of you actually cares if Godzilla win?

>>149677533
Pikachu who moneymogs Jobzilla?

>>149677518
Post SHITosKEKS defeating SpaceBattlesKINGS in a debate.

>>149677527
Spacebattlesissies are AFRAID of StatementCHADS.

>>149677560
Godzilla always wins, it's just another notch on the ole belt

>>149677565
SpacebattleGODS DESTROY StatementSISSIES.

>>149677558
>video game
OHNONONONO KEKSHIEOSISTERS?!

>>149677561
I remember Toho actually saying Godzilla's true rival was Pikachu.

Statements. Chainscaling. Calculations. PILLARS of the powerscaling community.

Your favorite character is fighting someone with immersion, and they get set into a painting. Can they escape?

KINGperman STOMPS your piddly little Chinese cartoons back to the ricefields

>I-I AM BOUNDLESS AND O-
*Statement fraud gets punched*
*His nose starts bleeding*
>Talk is cheap, let’s fight
>NO, YOU CAN’t HURT ME! I HAVE SURVIVED PUNCHES FROM MUSCLE MAN WHO TIED WITH MAGIC MAN IN SPARRING, WHO DEFEATED GOD OF CREATION VUSHA THE DESTROYER OF-
*Statement sissy gets punched again*

>>149677561
post Pikachu being real

KINGtos would make Spacebattlesissies CRY at SEETHE at his power.

>>149677594
Only after he returns from watching his son in the pride parade.

Godzillabros, Reddit is calling our king a pedo...

https://www.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/comments/1mfskbr/godzilla_brings_mothra_out_to_a_date_godzilla_vs/

>>149677563
KINGtos TAUGHT humanity the very concept of debate

>>149677576
You have something against vidya, sonny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSTqlNkC1Q

>reddit
done

*can defeat anyone because he simply slows down the video and beats them up*

>>149677615
SUPERbros... Why is our vidya SHIT!?

>>149677610
Rapezilla aint beating the allegations

>>149677594
>DIAPERman seething because he knows PikaCHAD would LAWSUITgape him (like a certain Russian, minus the lawsuit part) if he didn't RUN AWAY to fight PURPLEchu

>>149677610
>'''Hanna''' Cha

Definitely a troon right?

What do you mean my hero isn't multiversal and FTL? It says right here that the wooden door he punched through was made out of wood from an ancient tree that generated universes instead of fruits!! Also one character's attacked was said to be "as fast as light"!!!

Childhood is when you get impressed by feats.

Adulthood is when you appreciate the subtle statements.

We must GROW up, be BETTER men.

I don't want to be a better man,i want to be worse

>>149677596
Kek, based, canon.

There's nothing wrong with being trans. Trans rights are human rights...

Anti-feats take priority over staments and feats.

>>149677674
CHAD GREEKtos…

Post Kratos destroying a multiverse
Post Kratos destroying a universe
Post Kratos destroying a galaxy
Post Kratos destroying a solar system
Post Kratos destroying a star
Post Kratos destroying a planet
Post Kratos destroying a moon
Post Kratos destroying a continent
Post Kratos destroying a country
Post Kratos destroying a mountain
Post Kratos destroying a city
Post Kratos moving faster than light
Post Kratos moving lightspeed
Post Kratos moving relativistic
Post Kratos moving hypersonic

Just do it. No words necessary. Post the image or video. Now.

>>149677623
Unless that can also bypass durability, that power is doing jack shit.

Kratos is omniversal+++++++++++ despite the fact that it takes him multiple axe swings to take out basic grunt enemies

My video games are shit...

Bring me FRAUDtos and I swear I will end his reign of cookbooks and multiversal bears once and for all!

>15 mentions of his name in one post
You must best your obsession if you want to be better.

>>149677684
I agree. We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back.

>>149677694
Can Goku beat regular enemies in GoW?

SHUT UP! STATEMENTS ARE REAL!
BUT... BUT YOUR HERO CAN'T BEAT ANYONE DESPITE BEING STATED TO! THAT'S A HECKING NO LIMITS FALLACY, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ANOTHER STATEMENT!

>>149677714
No, they're outerversal and boundless zombies

>Kratos
How long can one joke go on?

>>149677691
it does, his punches become more powerful and it sets up combos

>>149677684
DC queen, I kneel.

Evil Koslov be like
>"No. I will not rape your ass, Superman."

>>149677714
I'm afraid Goku is below ice level those grunts would kill him

>>149677560
I care immensely, but I can't let others know about that because I have an exterior of being a stoic tough guy

>>149677750
post Kratos breaking ice

spacebattles? jobs to those monkeys lex hired

>>149677763
post Kratos tanking gunfire to the chest

>>149677763
That laser? Boundless with Immeasurable Speed.

>>149677763
Any character with stealth abilities is a Goku slayer.

>>149677774
Wait for Doomguy vs Kratos

>>149677592
F-FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKKK I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT!!!

>>149677610
Mothra is continuously reborn and usually has her memories even as a larva

N-NO! I DON'T CARE IF THAT VILLAIN YOUR HERO BEAT WHO IS CALLED OMNIPOTENT IS A STATEMENT...
YOUR HERO CAN'T BE OMNIPOTENT+, OK!? HE JUST CAN'T!

>>149677609
you can tell they fuck that dog

That's enough, man of /db/.

>>149677763
Years of this fraud sitting on a throne made of statements is finally coming to an end, huh?

>>149677763
>Commissar!! I got him!

>>149677795
>Your honor, she may be a child, but she has the memories of an adult.

>>149677805
Super is horseshit

>>149677763
>Superkek had to try against him
Lmao

>>149677796
>Writer claims that a character is omnipotent
>Character loses a fight he didn't want to lose
???

>>149677828
Didn’t the Z fighters struggle with an iron door in Cell saga?

>>149677782
His reactions are just slow in old age, he used to dodge lightning bolts and now he jobs to a choochoo train

>>149677796
>Omnipotent
>Lost
Uh huh

>>149677592
Kratos' only loses condition.

>>149677837
The character he fought was more omnipotent, hence being omnipotent+.

>>149677763
Yujiro victim

>>149677776
Madoka’s footrest.

>>149677830
CHEFtos

>>149677852
Maybe the other guy was just a lying fraud, huh?

>>149677838
Yep, Krillin and Tien failed to break a metal door and needed Big Daddy Piccolo to do it for them
PLANETARY+ door

Is God of War the most powerful verse there is?

>literally has GOD in his name
He can't lose.

>>149677862
Nope. He had a statement. Statements are king, no matter how little sense they make. Fiction doesn't have to be LOGICAL, you BIGOT.

>>149677867
It is on planet retard.

>>149677730
/dbg/ have an memory of a goldfish

>>149677867
Nope, they all lose to Asura's Wrath.

>>149677837
>>149677844
Post an "omnipotent" character that is actually omnipotent

>>149677867
Honestly im fine with GoW wank if better characters like Thor and Odin get to have cool death battles.
I want Conquest vs Thor god dammit!

>series called God of War
>the titular God of War only appears in one entry, while the series follows God of Cuckoldry Kratos
Huh?

>>149677893
The One Above All

>>149677899
Greek Kratos isn’t a cuck.

>Kratos the God of Statements and Lore
KEKAROO

>>149677893
ENTER

Reminder Asura lost his wife to a man named Sir Gay

Put the fries in the bag, kratos.

>>149677906
Jobs to Dr. Doom's suck gadget

Reminder, Kektos’s wife died from BBC overdose.

>>149677921
Lex cheering Asta on as he solos Deku and his entire class

>>149677893
Chakravartin. He has a statement saying that he's omnipotent. Statements are KING, much like KINGtos.

>>149677945
Big batman cock

Why do people cuckpost with Kratos and Asura when both of their wives are dead?

Batman is so irrelevant

>>149677950
Are there any statements that show Kratos being an omnipotent being?

>>149677950
Damn so Cucksura got tossed around and called weak by a street level poser

Post your character being a cute girl

>>149677968
The Batmanhattan Who Laughs is multiversal++++++ and borderline omniversal.

>>149677979
My favorite character is a cute little SISSY, does that count?

>>149677981
Let me guess, these are multiversal planets?

Post characters who can create universes

>>149677993
Perpetua scales multiversal+++++

>>149677921
my heroes

>>149677893
eru Iluvatar
yog sothoth
modern theologist's god
essential divinity

>>149678014
FUARK AMURO RAY IS A UNIVERSAL BEAST FOR KILLING UNIVERSAL LALAH

KKKKKIIIINNNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS is simply built duffetent

>>149678023
Amuro can solo Anti-Spiral in SRW

>>149678014
LALAH RUN, AMURO IS ON HIS WAY TO KILL YOU BY ACCIDENT AGAIN

>>149678019
Bro Galactus thinks he’s on the team

>>149677949
Based.

>>149678015
>I am only relevant if I get chain scaling...

I'll only play super robot wars if Transformers is in it

>>149678023
>>149678036

Amuro is a cuck

>>149678019
>>149678038
>Wins Death Battle

>>149678058
>knocked up beltorchika

Prove Kratos can't nuke 9 million universes

>>149678065
holy shit is that real?

>>149678068
Prove he isn’t a fraud

>>149678075
As real as Kratos' feats

>>149678058
>Had Fraw Braw still crushing on him even after marrying a different man

>>149678076
He beat won a death battle against Asura

>>149678065
IS THIS REAL?

>>149678084
So incontrovertibly

Prove I can't nuke 10 gorillion multiverses

>>149678065
Chat is this real?

>So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
>You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Eminem solos your verse with ONE statement.

>>149678093
>Headcannon Battle
DONE

>>149676733 (OP)
Show Splinter the Wuxi Finger Hold

>>149678104
>lost to alligators

The headcanon battle matters more than your verses canon.

>>149678117
Omnipotent+ Alligators.

>>149678128
Kratos…

Who should KINGtos fight next?

>>149677979
I saw a lot of brown human sonics while I was searching for this.

>>149677648
Canon. Real SCHOLARS appreciate the language statements hold. No longer are we illiterate 9 yeards old. We are MEN

>>149676981
The buck bowl

>>149678152
Gordon Ramsay

>>149677979
Most of my favorite characters are already cute girls.

>>149678152
Muhammad to bring down Death Battle with a bang

>>149678152
Doom slayer

>>149678154
You just know Eggman pounds them
both every night.
He eats some hedgehog stew, youknowwhatI'msaying?

>>149678152
Rune King Thor
Lucifer Morningstar
Full power Franklin Richards
All at the same time. Give Kratos a fair fight.

>>149678167
He said cute not sexy you RETARD.

>>149678166
Gordon Ramsay nodiffs because R > F

Post a bigger jobber than Char Aznable. The new Gundam (GQuuuuuuX) series literally reveals that:

>Char CANNOT WIN against Amuro
>Char's Indian Girlfriend creates MUTIPLE UNIVERSES because of Char constantly dying to Amuro
>Girlfriend gives char MORE ADVANCED suits to fight against Amuro
>CHAR LOSES EVERYTIME DESPITE HAVING A MORE ADVANCED SUIT
>The only way Char could live is that his Indian GF creates a universe where Amuro doesn't exist.

Even in the main timeline:

>Can't win against Amuro in the RX-78 2 while he's in the Neo Zeong
>Pathetic bitch in Zeta that jobs most of the time
>Had to WAIT for the Neo-Zeon War to be over, because he couldn't face Haman
>Amuro wasn't even paying attention to Char during Char's Counter-Attack, and the moment Amuro had his full attention to Char he destroyed him.
>Last words him wanting his mommy because he's a manchild

What a pathetic jobber bitch.

yup yup

>>149678182
Sonic is 15 and Tails is 8

>>149678152
Asura again

>>149678182
>Sonic beats him up everytime,and then rewards him with intense SUPER SONIC pussy at night
Fuark...

>>149678203
Finally a hero who cucks instead of getting cucked

>>149678182
I don't, could you dumb that down a bit for me?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6lT6PgFnNWE
>our introduction to the series
>Po is verifably completely and utterly superior to it, as he is real and it is fiction
Seems like Po and all characters from Kung Fu Panda that aren't in this street tier intro qualify for R > F Transcendance.

>>149677560
'bout tree fiddy

>>149678203
Godzilla lowkey kind of bad tho.

>>149678219
EGGMAN has ORAL SEX with SONIC-CHAN where he STICKS his TONGUE in her VAGINA!

>>149678205
You think him giving his super advanced sentient AI the form of a little girl is a coincidence? Him starting to see her as a daughter was nothing short of a stroke of luck, man's an infant's nightmare

This....is...your hero, Pokebros?

>>149678152
Doomguy or the chick from Heavenly Sword

>>149677776
Just a little nip for Barbatos!

>>149678205
>Sonic is 15
Out of 10!
>Tails is 8
Out of 5!

Kratos can destroy entire multiverses with every swing of his axe.

>>149678268
Find a flaw.

ENOUGH

Post win conditions for your champion

>>149678280
He is still fictional to Po.

>>149678280
Canon

>>149677993
Yes

>>149678281
Wearing clothes that hide his fat, round, juicy, perky, booty.

>>149678338
yep

>>149678328
JonDAMN!

>>149678338
>PERMANENTLYSUFFOCATINGrine

>>149678338
BEASTS... and fagverine, jobber to electricity

>>149678328
GohDAMN

>>149678190
CHADmuro deserves a better rival than this fraud.

>>149678338
How many of them have been cucked?

>>149678154
Wally's wife looks like this?!!

>>149678328
GohDAMN

Fuck the Hulk. That motherfucker owns me 5 bucks.

>>149678338
MY HEROES! Oh, and that pink acid girl's victim.

>>149678421
Mr Krabs... I'm sorry the Hulk currently owns 5 dollars that belong to you...

>Finally watch Gurren Lagann because of the Kyle and Simon posts here
>First Arc was just 0079 Gundam
>Second Arc was Z, ZZ, CCA Gundam with Getter Robo Armageddon
>Yoko got sidelined for Nia when she was introduced despite being an original member.
>First arc was great
>Second arc was "Give me back my wife" with Simon just doing things
>Show basically became the Nia and Simon show, instead of Simon and his friends.

I can't believe Simon peaked when he was a kid.

Which major Marvel villains could survive Peter Parker ejaculating inside them without dying of cancer?

>>149678454
>I can't believe Simon peaked when he was a kid.
Hal Jordan...

>>149678463
I only like American mechs.

My "feats" are complete hyperbole that my fans unironically eat up.

>>149678275
Could DC Barbatos beat SMT Barbatos?

>>149678484
>Posts Japanese robots poorly disguised as American robots

>>149678486
Every "feats"man

>>149678497
Easily. Barbatos hasn't been elevated beyond basic trash demon in any MegaTen game yet.

>>149678486
EVERY CHARACTER IN FICTION...

>>149678509
… that isn’t named Asura or Simon.

>>149678491
I only like Mecha from Kaiju stuff. Godzilla and Ultraman.

>>149678486
FASTERTHANTIMEku...

>>149678497
SMT is a fodder verse so yes.

>>149678328
Gary Motherfucking OakDAMN

>>149678531
Demi-Fiend can casually shrug off multiversal collapse.

>>149678382
Proof?
And no, Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe isn't canon.

>>149678521
>UNIVERSESTATEMENTmon

>>149678486
My OC from MS paint defeated Kratos

>>149678338
>Raped
>Cucked
>Constant gay sex with Scott
>Punisher's bitch
Heroes of the circus!

>>149678486
OUTERVERSALCOOKBOOKtos...

>>149678551
How are they not universes?

>>149678565
Spidey's a raped too because of Skip

>>149678544
>deranged Isamu's hat tier babble

>>149678338
They solo MHA btw.

>His "heroes" beat up high school kids
KWABs

>>149678586
No one has played cockturne for reasons. Only TDE or Freedom

>>149678604
Those high school kids deserved it btw. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>149678604
Yes?

Deathstroke is based

>>149678604
To be fair, Class 1-A are annoying little shits. I would kill them too if I had the chance.

>>149678604
They must be taught to be better men...

>>149678604
Yes because it makes me feel better about myself and my hero.

>>149678643
PSYCHOku

You're about to get MINDREAKED

>Hulk: Hulk is here to smash puny Thor
>Thor: Hulk, you have to let me go...
>Hulk: W-what?
>Thor: Ragnarök have already claim my life...there was nothing you could do...
>Thor disappear
>Hulk: N-no....

>>149678667
Someone edit the bald guy on the bottom left with Kratos' head and face tattoo

>>149678676
Yep, exactly what my HERO CHADku would do.

>>149678643
INSANEtos...

>>149678643
MONSTERsura...

>>149678742
The Flash is canonically fictional btw, so he gets solo'd by any anime character who isn't fictional in their own verse.

>>149678643
PSYCHOtos…

A hero

>>149678727
Weaku stops at Kaminari

>>149678839
Don't make me bring the door.

>>149678839
...does not break metal doors

>>149678848
>collar that CHADly broke
He would kill Class 1-A in the most gruesome ways imaginable.

>>149677950
Post Omnipotent Statements of your character or waifu NOW

>>149678756
…has never killed a kid
>>149678804
… has killed thousands of Greek children

>>149678866
>metal doors
FEATSura victim

>>149678924
Tienbros...

I want to see Showa Godzilla at his peak (1973-1975) vs Rei's Gomora from Ultra Galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdeoX1pnkg

>>149678873
And he only needed a universal powerup to do it
God Dragon Ball characters are weak

pity win banner lol

>>149677950
>>149678883
HOLY FUARKING SHIT?! IT’S REAL!

>>149678941
Deku.
Continent.
Now.

>>149678873
>collar that Nuly broke after powering up
That collar clears every character weaker that Nuly after powering up in Dragon Ball

>>149678934
If Death Battle was cool, they'd hire two wrestlers/stunt men in full costumes fighting.

>>149678941
...in my deranged MHAkek headcanon.

>>149678965
KINGTOSKINGS I THOUGHT WE HAD THE STRONGEST STATEMENTS!??

I'm such a happy kek!

>>149679031
We do 5D kratos

>>149679033
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS…

>>149678967
We're talking about Kaminari, and there's nothing Gokek can do about him anymore

>>149679033
Goku...
Kakarot...
The Kissless Vassal...
Superman's victim...
Chi-Chi's husband...
The WAKUWAKU Wacko...
Piccolo's Son's Father...

>>149678941
Post Deku destroying a planet.

>>149679063
MY DICK. IN HER TEENAGE PUSSY. NOW!

>>149678972
Organic DB characters are simply weak to metal

>MHA has a character who can produce ICE
Shoto at least solos SSG Goku (Broly).

>>149679079
Hal... she is underage...

bring me beerus

>>149679074
Goku does not have planetary durability since he can be hurt by lasers, bullets, trains, rocks, elephants, and fire hydrants
Giganto could just step on him

>>149679101
I can't believe Kaminari accidentally destroyed the planet when he vaporized Goku with extended use of his multi-continental power...

>>149679128
… and promptly get blown up by Goku’s moon level at minimum Kamehameha.

>>149679101
Goku needs to touch someone to teleport them and in that moment he's fatally electrocuted

>>149679141
>moon level
Ice level moon.
Pants level moon.
Metal collar level moon.

>>149679136
… in my delusional fanfiction.
>B-B-B-BUT!
Post anyone in MHA destroying a planet.

>>149679156
Post any character in Dragon Ball destroying a planet that isn't sub-ice tier?

>MHAcucks want to fight CHADgon CHAD SCHOLARS
Better stay in your lane, zoomer.

>>149679179
Post Dragon Ball planets being ice tier.

>>149679141
that thing's been so weak for years most people just walk right through it

>>149676877
Why is Po a world threat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKeRc6qFfck&list=RDyKeRc6qFfck

>>149679191
I-I can't... the ice is BEASTLIER than beyond Dragon Ball planetary Goku...
>>149677240

>>149679215
Including door-level tien who got hurt by a sword lmao

>>149679222
Reality Fiction Transcendance proven by >>149678224

>>149679248
Why is Goku's farmer tier pants in-tact but his shirt has been destroyed? Are Dragon Ball planets sub-pants tier?

MHAKINGS have TAUGHT me to be a better man...by engaging in constant dishonest argumentation methods to defend my (weak) verse....

Man, I fucking LOVE my FEATS. They’re so damn IMPRESSIVE and easy to COMPREHEND. Who needs to worry about dimensional BABBLE and outerversal STATEMENTS when I can just wipe out PLANETS and STARS with only SLIGHT exertion of my POWER. The best part? EVERYONE can SEE it. No LIES. No BULLSHIT. No EXAGGERATION. What you SEE is what you GET! EVERYBODY who even THINKS of FEATS, thinks of ME. I’m just that INGRAINED into the CONCEPT of FEATS itself. So SAY MY FUCKING NAME!

>dishonest
Like Dragon Ball scalers?

>>149679286
SISSYballbro...

>>149679248
Oh, sweet, that's really cool. Hey, can you post the manga version of that real quick?

I FUCKING LOVE FRAUDCHECKING

>>149679285
FFFFFFAGGOT

>>149679220
>>149679318
Why'd you post this twice Dragon Ballbro? You're not mindbroken or anything... right?

>>149679333
Sure, as soon as you post Deku destroying a mountain in the manga.

>>149678883
Pic related mogs her btw

>>149679357
You weren’t supposed to say that…

>>149679349
Scales above the Omnidroid who beat Universal Man, who is easily black hole level. Probably Multi-Solar System level then.

Please excuse the MHAfags. Their brains have been rotted by watching their dogshit anime and reading their abysmal manga, leading to their horrible debating skills.

>>149679379
This is also why they had to settle for beating a street level Marvel hero nobody likes.

>>149679357
>>149679368
>RTHballfag MALDING over the CANONvie

>>149679379
>dogshit anime and reading their abysmal manga
But enough about Dragon Ball

>>149679357
>forgetting how absurd the feat of changing global weather patterns for days with a punch is

>>149679387
>FRAUDcademiafag MALDING over the CANONme

Kratosbabs, explain this

>>149679399
>Can’t post Deku destroying a mountain in the manga

>>149679361
Post your Omnipotence+1 statement RIGHT NOW.

Conkerbros...

>>149679312
Only problem I've got with DB scalers is that they don't seem to understand Toriyama resets the scale in every arc. So to them, Raditz is way more impressive than he really is, simply because they look at things like Roshi blowing up the moon or Goku and Krillin pushing mountains and go "Well clearly Raditz is MUCH stronger than that!"

S-SHUT UP! STOP MAKING FUN OF DRAGON BALL! I KNOW WE CAN'T WIN AGAINST ANY STRONG VERSE! I KNOW WE KNEEL TO CAPESHIT! I KNOW ALL OUR HAX RESISTANCE IS FRAUDULENT! I KNOW WE CAN'T DEBATE WITHOUT RELYING ON SAMEFAGGING! AND I KNOW THAT WE'RE PROBABLY SMALL BUILDING TIER AT BEST, AT WORST WALL TIER, BASED ON CONSISTENT FEATS!
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF US! WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! TRYING TO HOP THE BORDER ALL THE TIME IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT YOU MEANIES MAKING FUN OF US!

Saiyans solo MHA and take all the pro heroes' jobs away. All Might and Endeavor would be out of a job if someone like Raditz, Nappa, or Vegeta became a hero.

>slap shots a puck into orbit
nothing personal

S-SHUT UP! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HERO ACADEMIA! I KNOW WE CAN'T WIN AGAINST ANY STRONG VERSE! I KNOW WE KNEEL TO BLACK CLOVER! I KNOW ALL OUR HAX RESISTANCE IS FRAUDULENT! I KNOW WE CAN'T DEBATE WITHOUT RELYING ON SAMEFAGGING! AND I KNOW THAT WE'RE PROBABLY SMALL BUILDING TIER AT BEST, AT WORST WALL TIER, BASED ON CONSISTENT FEATS!
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF US! WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! TRYING TO PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG ALL THE TIME IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT YOU MEANIES MAKING FUN OF US!

>>149679403
>I-It's canon, ese! I know it has things that directly contradict the manga... but it is canon, amigo!

>>149679446
She's Yog-Sothoth. All she needs is
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yog-Sothoth_(Cthulhu_Mythos)

>>149679461
I mean that's fine and a perfectly reasonable assumption to make tho. The real dishonest scalers are like "oh yeah Namek Goku is confirmed outerversal because of statements of the afterlife being above time and space". But trying to have any actual genuine discussion about powerscaling honesty here is about as productive as a frontal lobotomy with an ice pick so ill stop.

>retarded moeslut
not actual Yogg, kys btw

COPYCATgon Ball...

>>149679472
True.
>>149679492
KEKAROOOO!

>>149679425
Literally takes more force to do that.
DB calced it at 362 billion gigatons of TNT, which is 1810 times more powerful than the Krakatoa eruption. Clearly, more than enough force to destroy a mountain.
You're asking for manga because you feel the movie feat from You're Next was an outlier, but Hori signed off on that script because he thought it was, in fact, within final war Deku's capabilities.

>>149679500
>JUST omnipotence
jobs to omnipotence+1 characters like Asura, stalemates with Itachi who reflects all of her omnipotent attacks with the Yata Mirror

>>149679495
>I-It’s canon!
Yup.

>>149679512
People say that but then I never understood why Piccolo was so damn terrified of Raditz blowing up a mountain or whatever. It just doesn't make sense.

>>149679500
AIIIEEE NOT A VS WIKI PAGE! PLEASE DON'T MOG SQUID WIFE WITH HER SISTER'S DADDY NOOOOO!! HELP ME CHAKRAVARTIN CHADS!!

Thoughts on this guild war?

Is this a real unit of measurment?

>>149679467
Gold.
>>149679492
Mold.

>>149679492
Gold.
>>149679467
Mold.

>>149679467
Mold.
>>149679492
Gold.

>>149679516
Retarded moe website
>>149679559
Shoggoths can be quite large, so it's more of a comparison.

>>149677921
I didn't get far enough to this movie out of boredom but I skipped ahead to this part and skimmed through it briefly, who was this supposed to be bizzaro?

>>149677044
Any guy with passive strong haxes, intangibility+dura, or a way to snipe with dura neg solos KEKvincible. The only one who could pose a threat to actual hax dudes is atom eve, if she wasn't a jobber and started with atomization.

>>149679557
Is Tony not fighting anyone or am I just blind?

>>14967954
In that series characters can sense the potency and power of any ki attacks, so even a moon-destroying Piccolo can see a beam from Raditz and go "oh shit that'll kill me" without it contradicting much.

AP =/ DC

>>149679599
He's fighting his alcoholism

I can't believe FRAUDgon Ball got FRAUDCHECKED so easily... they didn't even have a RESPONSE to ice level planets in Dragon Ball...

>>149677370
>can just make everyone brain into a bordeline blackhole
>decides that dying to fucking robot at the very least wouldn't portray him as a suicidal mentally unstable hero

>>149679599
Damn, i forgot about him and Steel.

I can’t believe My FRAUD Academia got FRAUDCHECKED so easily… they didn’t even have a SINGLE PANEL of Deku destroying a mountain in the manga.

>>149679619
Delusional headcanon.
>>149679641
Canonical reality.

>>149679544
>>149679608
lol I accidentally got rid of the last 4 on the reply. but continuing on, Vegeta is stronger than his father who blew up several planets just to show off, and Raditz is like 1/20th as strong as Vegeta.
bada-bing bada boom, around moon/small planet level Raditz, stronger than the Piccolo who blew up the moon.

>>149679636
Oh that sounds like a fun fight.

>>149679666
Why didn't King Vegeta just blow up Frieza?

>>149677838
To be fair, that metal door was made from the same guy who made androids able to stat stomp the strongest guy in the (know) universe by people (no fucking buu doesn't count, and beerus jobs to my cock)

Here's a manga panel of Deku destroying ice.

>>149679557
>MMH (1-0)
>Aquaman (2-0)
>Vision (2-1)
>Iron Man (2-2)
>Zatanna (3-2)
>Power Girl (4-2)
>Kyle Reyner (5-2)
>Hawkeye (5-3)
>Black Canary (6-3)
>Flash (7-3)
>Thor (7-4)
>Cap (7-5)
>Wonder Woman (8-5)
DC wins

>>149678205
Sonic might as well be a young adult now, as he is allowed to be in races that has more mines than the iran war.

>Deku: Bakugo….. All of Class 1-A…… *coughs up blood* every single Pro Hero…….. even the League of Villains…….. did we finally beat Goku?…….
>Bakugo: Deku that was Tao Pai Pai.

>>149679678
?
I don't get what your getting at. All because you can make a big boom and blow up a space rock doesn't make you strong enough to kill Frieza.

Wouldn't Godzilla's radiation be utterly harmless to Hulk, and in fact, make him stronger?

>>149679706
>wall tier ice
Holy FUARK!

>>149679706
Y-YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POST THAT!!!

>>149679383
There's very few instances where I really do feel a bit of pity for DA, but looking at stuff like this, I honestly can't say I don't see where the hate comes from KEK, the difference in quality is like night and day

>>149679714
Someone earlier mentioned that Frieza destroying Namek would have killed him if he was caught in the blast.

>>149679706
AIEEEEEEE DRAGON BALLSISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING!

>>149678509
Xianxia?

>>149679721
If anything, the reverse would be true. Godzilla has absorbed radiation from pretty much everything.

I'm so glad Saiyans don't exist in my universe...they would've humiliated me, stole my job, fuck my wife and make me feel so weak...

Here’s Goku having more romantic interactions with his wife than Deku.

>>149679757
Well, how much radiation is Hulk emitting? It can't be too much, otherwise his teammates would eventually die of radiation poisoning.

>>149679765
No verse in existence...
>>149679766
Can you post Goku knowing what a kiss is?

>>149679766
N-No, this can’t be, no matter what kind of official material I look at all I can find is Deku giving Ochako a handshake……..

>>149679706
I can't believe UA Tournament Arc Deku easily soloes all of Z Dragon Ball and most of Super...

>>149679765
The MHAverse...

>>149679765
My Hero Academia…
>>149679706
Can you post Deku giving Ochako a kiss?

I... I CAN'T FIND ANY ARGUMENTS IN THE MANGA... P-PLEASE, NON-CANON ANIME, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>149679765
No verse whatsoever...

>>149679741
I mean at that point he just sliced himself in half afte r a prolonged absolutely all out battle vs SSJ Goku. So a planet 3x the size of earth blowing up (that he caused) killing a crippled near-death frieza that had just gambled the last of his ki to try and kill Goku is not the same as a full-health Frieza vs King Vegeta.

>>149679837
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I…. I CAN’T FIND ANY SCENES WHERE DEKU DOES MORE THAN GIVE OCHAKO A HANDSHAKE… INVISIBLE GIRL PLEASE STRIKE A SLUTTY POSE SO I CAN PRETEND THAT DEKU HAD SEX WITH YOU, SAVE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Six out of nine of my favorite verses could survive 10,000 saiyans attacking it at once.
The other 3 can HBOC behind the other six.

>>149679838
That was (relatively, still beaten up) healthy Frieza when he put in the 5 minute deadline.

>>149679771
>>149679757
>>149679721
They are both producing radiation. It would be nothing but an endless cycle of never-ending getting tired. The only Godzilla that does not produce radiation is Ultima, because he atomic breath (Japan called it a heat ray) is not nuclear. It's a CTC (closed timelike curve) molecular laser that is converges and strengthen by multiple lasers from the future.

>>149679837
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO

>>149679837
Deku took this picture after Ochako gave him a firm handshake of friendship and understanding.

>>149679837
>THANK YOU FOR FUCKING URARAKA FOR ME CHADHAN!

>>149679671
>>149679708
1. Hercules vs Martian Manhunter
Winner: Martian Manhunter
Despite Hercules' strength rivaling Thor and Hulk, Martian Manhunter has too many advantages: telepathy, intangibility, shapeshifting, flight, invisibility, and high-level strength. He could phase through Herc’s attacks and mess with his mind.
2. Black Knight (Dane Whitman) vs Aquaman
Winner: Aquaman
Black Knight has the Ebony Blade and mystical knowledge, but Aquaman is a metahuman with superior strength, speed, and underwater dominance. His trident and durability give him the edge, especially in his domain.
3. She-Hulk vs Power Girl
Winner: Power Girl
Power Girl is Kryptonian, meaning super speed, flight, heat vision, and strength well beyond She-Hulk unless she’s in a savage or World War ramped-up state. PG takes this unless She-Hulk goes all out and berserk.
4. Vision vs Red Tornado
Winner: Vision
Close match. Both are androids, but Vision’s intangibility, density control, solar beam, and strategic intelligence give him the edge. Red Tornado's wind powers are impressive but not enough to outdo Vision’s versatility.
5. Iron Man vs Steel
Winner: Iron Man
Tony Stark’s tech is simply more advanced. He's battled gods and cosmic-level threats. Steel is tough, but Iron Man’s arsenal, AI systems, and adaptability give him the W.
6. Scarlet Witch vs Zatanna
Winner: Zatanna
This is a close magical duel. Scarlet Witch has reality-warping powers, but they’re chaotic and less controlled. Zatanna, being a trained magician and consistently effective, could potentially speak a backward spell before Wanda loses control. Could go either way, though.
7. Wonder Man vs Kyle Rayner
Winner: Kyle Rayner
Kyle is one of the most creative and powerful Green Lanterns, with immense willpower and imagination. Wonder Man is tough and strong, but Kyle’s constructs, space combat ability, and versatility overpower him.

>Tranime catfight thread
You're both GODmic vessels btw

>>149679881
oh woops, but again HE's the one who caused it. considering in his 1st form he can blow up planet Vegeta which was 10x the size of Earth and 3 1/3rds times bigger than Planet Namek for all but shits and giggles, It's either just inconsistent writing or Frieza just decided to put enough power to kill everyone there (including himself) into the planet's core as a time bomb because he's the only one who can breathe in space and he's a sadistic freak.

>>149679925
Shut the fuck up capesissy. Nobody cares about your flopping media.

>>149679916
8. Hawkeye vs Green Arrow
Winner: Green Arrow
Tough fight between two elite archers. GA is usually portrayed as slightly more skilled in hand-to-hand, and has a more tricked-out arrow arsenal. Close, but Ollie wins 6/10.
9. Black Widow vs Black Canary
Winner: Black Canary
Widow is a world-class spy and fighter, but Canary has the Canary Cry, a meta-human sonic scream that gives her a big advantage. Even without it, she’s on par or better in combat.
10. Thor vs Superman
Winner: Superman (slightly)
Classic debate. Thor has godly power, Mjolnir, and magic (Supes' weakness), but Superman’s speed and durability usually edge him out. Unless Thor goes Rune King mode, Supes wins more often.
11. Quicksilver vs Wally West
Winner: Flash
Not even close. Wally is massively faster. He taps into the Speed Force, phases through matter, time travels, steals speed, and reacts in attoseconds. Quicksilver is fast—but Wally is on a different plane.
12. Ant-Man & Wasp vs Atom
Winner: Atom
Ray Palmer can shrink to subatomic levels while retaining full strength and has greater control over his size and density. He's also much more scientifically versatile. He could outsmart and outmaneuver both.
13. Carol Danvers vs Wonder Woman
Winner: Wonder Woman
Carol is strong, can fly, and shoot energy blasts, but Diana is a demigoddess trained in combat, with magical weapons and divine empowerment. Unless Carol goes Binary, Wonder Woman wins most fights.
14. Captain America vs Batman
Winner: Batman
Very close, legendary matchup. Cap has the super-soldier serum, shield, and leadership; Batman has peak human abilities, tactics, gadgets, and prep. In a spontaneous fight, Cap might win. With any prep,

>CHADnime philosophical debate
You both rule over TROONmics btw

If you wanna talk about romantic partners as just friends...
>"Vegeta, whose pride had been deeply wounded, sought help from Bulma, and little by little, his ruthless personality changed. Nowadays, you certainly might be able to say that [Vegeta holds his family and wife dear]. On the other hand, Goku might not have a sense of family members like Gohan and Chi-Chi except as one of his companions."

>>149679925
>vessels
Good morning comic SAAR!

>>149679925
>vessels
DeFECTive ESLmics… BARELYEDUCATEDvel…

>Shut the fuck up-OWIE OWIE DONT RAPE IN DB AND THE BOX OFFICE AGAIN, I SUBMIT MASTER!!!
>>149679837
K,b,c

Reminder that MHA's mangaka KNEELED to the fujos and was too pussy to confirm any of the relationships.

>OWIE OWIE DONT RAPE IN DB
So those dickpics weren't red herrings after all...

>Toriyama: Right. There’s how, basically, Son Goku from Dragon Ball doesn’t fight for the sake of others, but because he wants to fight against strong guys. So once Dragon Ball got animated, at any rate, I’ve always been dissatisfied with the “righteous hero”-type portrayal they gave him. I guess I couldn’t quite get them to grasp the elements of “poison” that slip in and out of sight among the shadows.
VILLAINku the SELFISH
UNLOVEDku the KISSLESS
POISONEDku the DEGENERATE
ANIMEku the BETRAYER OF TORIYAMA'S VISION

Goku would've given OFA to All For One if it meant fighting a stronger enemy.

D-Dragon Ballbros... we keep jobbing to FACTS and SOURCES... POST MORE OF OUR FETISH-FUELED FANFICTION!

>>149680039
Deku is a canon cuck though?

>>149680013
K, B, C.

>POST MORE OF OUR FETISH-FUELED FANFICTION!
Don't mind if I yabba dabba doo!

>>149680055
But enough about Goku the Kissless.

>>149680055
The internet has ruined your mind.

M-My Hero Academiabros… we keep failing to post our hero not being a turbo virgin… POST MORE DOWNPLAY WHILE IGNORING THE FACT THAT SHIGGY GOT HURT BY BULLETS!

Kratos. Beats. Composite-fiction

ALL OF YOU ARE ON THE STREET!!!! PREPARED TO DIE!!!!!!!

>IGNORING THE FACT THAT SHIGGY GOT HURT BY BULLETS!
Ohnononono Dragon Ballbros want to play THIS game!?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzHb_ZuS8gI

I am SHITTING on the street.

>>149680101
Universe busting bullet...

I find it hard to believe anyone actually cares about MHA

>>149680039
It's not fanfiction if it can actually happen.
>B-But...
GODhan could kick down the door of Class 1-A, grab Tsuyu Asui by her hair, bend her over Aizawa's desk and fuck her right in front of the entire class and not a SINGLE FUCKING person would be able to do jackshit.

>>149680131
What if Shoto Todoroki puts up a wall of ice?

>Doesn’t register as anything more than a slight pain even as a barely trained child
Yup.

>NEVERMAINCHARACTERhan
KWAB

>>149680131
Truth Nuke.

>>149680131
True

>>149680140
>>149680101
>Goku got WEAKER as he got older
KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>149680131
No lies detected.

>>149680140
>Goku is canonically weaker than himself as a wall level child
KEKAROO

>>149680131
>violent rape fantasies

>>149680140
So you're saying Kid Goku solos super?

>>149680135
Then he kneels

>>149680131
>Violent rape realities

>>149680173
… on Shoto’s corpse from exhaustion after fucking every single woman in MHA.

SHITnicbros, THIS is your HERO?!

>>149680135
He would blast through it with a basic Ki blast and incinerate Shoto, then continue on.

>Gohan ENTERS the classroom of 1-A
"That's IT! I'm gonna start RAPING CHILDREN! YOU FIRST, PINK GIRL!"
"Eh!? Who are you!? DON'T TOUCH ME!"
>Mina puts up a wall of acid that Gohan foolishly puts his hands in
"Hah! You think that white liquid could stop me!? My dad shoots white liquid at me all the time! It's a Son family tradition- OW! OWIE OUCHIE! This white liquid... it STINGS! AIEEEEEEE! I'M BURNING! I'M MELTING! I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE ANY ACID RESISTANCE FEATS!"

>rape fantasies
I like where this thread is going.

>>149680194
...according to my retarded delusions because Gohan has never displayed any characteristics like what I am imagining

>>149680201
GODhan wouldn’t bother with a ki blast, he’d finger flick the ice and the shards would immediately fly straight into Shoto’s skull.

>SHITgon SHART
Acid resistance feats NOW

>>violent rape fantasies
>>violent rape realities
These fucking threads, man.

>>149680194
>>149680201
...meanwhile, in canon reality, SSG Goku is barely ice level, so Gohan would be HARDSTOPPED as he foolishly bangs his hands on the ice wall in a rage, before the authorities arrested him for public decency, and attempted sexual assault of a minor.

>>149680203
>>RAPING CHILDREN
I didn't know Gohan was a Green Lantern.

>Gohan ENTERS the classroom of 1-A
"That's IT! I'm gonna start RAPING CHILDREN! YOU FIRST, PINK GIRL!"
"Eh!? Who are you!? DON'T TOUCH ME!"
>Mina puts up a wall of acid that Gohan foolishly puts his hands in
“You retard.”
>Gohan launches a Ki blast that immediately destroys the entire classroom and everyone in it aside from himself

>public decency
My ESL Academia…

>>149680131
Gohan wouldn't rape Tsuyu...would he?

>>149680240
Acidbros...

>MinaSISSIES now hide behind kaijus to keep tip-toeing around the fact that her pussy water has never been shown actually killing anyone
Sad!

>>149680256
Yeah, why would he rape the frog bitch when Momo is right there?

>>149680256
No, but he would happily set up a date between her and his little brother Goten

>>149680255
What?

>rape fantasies
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

>Sees a room filled with children
>Immediately thinks about rape
Do you really, anon?

>I DIDN'T JOB! I KILLED ALL THOSE CHILDREN I WANTED TO RAPE! YOU HEAR ME!? I KILLED THEM! THEY'RE DEAD!
The patient is aggressively delusional...

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