Thread 149690183

I am the guessthread guy, but i’m gonna do something different this time
>DA RULES
you have to make a funny/shocking copypasta incident for some random show/movie (most likely a bad one)
Then you have to support the funny stories you like the most and i’ll make a vote for which one becomes the next /co/ meme copypasta

Props to the anon who came up with this idea
While i’m at it, i’ll also post this one

It's not that funny, but I was known as a film buff in high school and once a teacher asked me for the name of the movie about racism with the invisible shield scene because he wanted to show it to class and I said "Crash". He downloaded the wrong movie and showed the kids the James Spader car crash fetish film. He thought I did on purpose and I got suspended for a week.

And this one

HS literature teacher showed us King Arthur unrated. Class made a meme of Dagonet's heroic sacrifice to the point our graduation ceremony included an in memorial section for him.

>>149690183 (OP)
>it was December 26, 2004, the day after Christmas
>I turn onto Nicktoons TV, a sister channel of Nick
>there used to be an anthology series known as Nicktoons Film Festival showcasing animated short movies globally
>on that episode, one of these shorts was Loco Melones, a short from Canada
>the synopsis sounded interesting, a one-minute comedy about two old hags fighting for the last melon at an old grocery store in the middle of nowhere in an old-school slapstick-style humor
>what I got instead was something horrifying, and not just the short movie itself
>it may have been bad with outdated CG, bad voice acting, repeated music and almost no sound FX, but this was much worse
>5 seconds into it, I heard my parents screaming coming out of my room, followed by series of sounds of plates smashing and blenders turning on
>I didn't want to snoop around, but I wanted to check if things were ok
>turns out it was a domestic abuse
>my parents were getting screaming at each other after coming back from the grocery store
>I panicked and I rushed to call the police
>there were series of arguing and crying coming from my mother all because the melon she bought was from an old man that she allegedly "fucked," which were my dad's words by the way
>all of this happened a day after Christmas, and there was this New Years Day sale going on
>my parents were eventually arrested
>I was placed in an orphanage
>I never watched Nicktoons Film Festival after this
>20 years later, I'm now an accountant and getting great money off of it
>and all of this was due to the last melon my parents bought
>and yet I still think of those Loco Melones

>>149690355
oh I forgot the link just for context
https://youtu.be/Luc8BXz46dk

>>149690183 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Luc8BXz46dk
>it was December 26, 2004, the day after Christmas
>I turn onto Nicktoons TV, a sister channel of Nick
>there used to be an anthology series known as Nicktoons Film Festival showcasing animated short movies globally
>on that episode, one of these shorts was Loco Melones, a short from Canada
>the synopsis sounded interesting, a one-minute comedy about two old hags fighting for the last melon at an old grocery store in the middle of nowhere in an old-school slapstick-style humor
>what I got instead was something horrifying, and not just the short movie itself
>it may have been bad with outdated CG, bad voice acting, repeated music and almost no sound FX, but this was much worse
>about five seconds into it, I heard screaming coming out of my room, followed by series of sounds of plates smashing and blenders turning on
>I didn't want to snoop around, but I wanted to check if things were ok
>turns out it was a domestic abuse
>my parents were screaming at each other after coming back from the grocery store
>I panicked and I rushed to call the police
>there were series of arguing and crying coming from my mother all because the melon she bought was from an old man that she allegedly "fucked," which were my dad's words by the way
>all of this happened a day after Christmas, and there was this New Years Day sale going on
>my parents were eventually arrested
>I was placed in an orphanage
>I never watched Nicktoons Film Festival after this
>20 years later, I'm now an accountant and getting great money off of it
>and all of this was due to the last melon my parents bought
>and yet I still think of those Loco Melones

>>149690295
I thought he showed us his JAG fanfic

>>149690232
(sorry for laughing, but) LOL

>be me
>watches my dad the rockstar
>enjoy it for some odd reason
>maybe cuz my dad is a actual rockstar
>suddenly get idea
>basically become willy and hate my family for being awesome
>they are horrified
>end up getting parents and siblings sent to the looney bin
>enjoy life home alone

>>149691055
kek

>>149691055
LOL
lemme guess, you were also friends with a paranoid black kid and wanted to fuck some foreign chick

>>149690400
Aw yes, The reason this thread was created…

fake and gay r/4chan fodder retardation spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 >>>/global/ruled/4 >>>/global/rules/6 >>>/global/rules/10 and >>>/co/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149690183

>be me
>watch tv
>show called bad dog comes on
>i enjoy the shit out of it
>suddenly have an idea
>start running around, terrorizing my siblings and wrecking things
>they are confused
>run to neighbor’s house
>attack him, destroy his house and try to eat his cat
>neighbor yells BEAST KID!
>go back home
>BAD BOY!
>i kill myself in front of them
>they are scared and apologize
>i revive
>end up getting away with it all without punishment

>>149691677
Lol, this one is ending up in the polls for sure

>be me
>have jewish parents
>robot jones comes on
>i enjoy it
>parents see the yogmans
>they question why they look like jewish stereotypes
>they leave the room
>next episode plays
>the principal appears
>i start screaming in absolute horror
>parents rush in
>they see hitler torturing a robot
>they are scarred for life, ban cartoon network and punish me severely
>they then drive to cn studio and beat down the character designer for making the principal into hitler
>mfw, i’m still scared to this dat

>>149691992
LOL

>be me
>watch mega babies
>enjoy watching the disgusting visuals
>entire family walks in
>they are scared for life seeing abortions sneezing and puking all over monsters
>they end up all jumping off the 9th floor balcony together
>continues chilling and watching this disgusting shit

>be 8 yo me
>watching charlie and the chocolate factory
>violet's blueberry inflation scene comes up
>dad walks in
>anon what the fuck do you think you're doing?
>im watching tee vee daddy
>no you're not, not with that filth on my television set
>dad snatches remote from my hand and turns off the tv
>you like blue women, huh? I'll show you a blue woman
>dad drags mom in living room and starts beating her
>honey stop! what are you doing!?
>dad punches mom in the eye, face, arms and legs multiple times
>bruises all over her body, she's literally black and blue all over
>police show up
>police officers arrest dad
>never see my dad ever again
>ffw to now at 22
>everytime I see a blueberry I think of that faithful night
>mfw I can no longer eat blueberries normally

>>149692163
LMAO
This one’s great, but idk if it will be in the poal
>>149690230
>>149690271
and >>149691677 are confirmed for it tho

>>149690230
I have a similar story
>be me
>watches super duper sumos
>dying from laughter
>2 friends and a girl come in
>hey let’s re-enact this show
>me and the boys proceed to eat all the junk food, ram our asses together and molest the girl
>parents enter
>YOU KNOW THE RULES! NO EATING, NO SLAMMING AND NO, MOLESTATION!
>end up getting punished severely

Alright guys, the polls will come in at 7:30 so post some descriptions and you can see if yours makes it in

>>149690230
I have a similar story
>be me
>watches super duper sumos
>dying from laughter
>2 friends and a girl come in
>hey let’s re-enact this show
>me and the boys proceed to eat all the junk food, ram our asses together and molest the girl
>parents enter
>YOU KNOW THE RULES! NO EATING, NO SLAMMING AND NO, MOLESTATION!
>end up getting punished severely
>nowdays, i run a evil business
>i plan to destroy japan and it’s sumos all thanks to this show

>be me
>watch ed edd n eddy
>i love the schemes
>want to remake some
>open a luxury mansion
>they go inside
>it’s really cardboard
>the kids are screeching and crying cuz it was fake
>end up stealing their money and using it to buy stuff

>>149692307
30 MORE MINUTES GUYS

>>149690183 (OP)
finally some stuff I can post to reddit

>>149692343
That plot twist at the end is insane

>>149691383
you're welcome
>>149691520
you will never be a mod

>>149690183 (OP)
PLEASE can someone post the yakkity yak one

>>149690183 (OP)
we seriously need to make one on Family Guy next

>>149692746
This?

I might actually delay the poll so we have time for more descriptions

>>149692770
>be me
>back in 2012
>15-years-old back
>a new episode of Family Guy comes on
>this episode is Peter being stupid enough to manipulate TV
>the cutaway comes up in a parody of Mad Men
>my house goes on a power outage during Jon Hamm's Star Wars guitar solo
>I was scared
>I checked the basement to see what happened
>there was a maniac in my neighborhood that threatened to kill me
>he was about to break into my house
>I tried to call the police but he grabbed my phone and broke it
>he knocked me out cold
>I woke up a few days later from a coma
>nobody knew where the mugger was after the incident
>not even myself
>I never watched Family Guy ever again following the incident

>>149692770
>be me
>fall asleep
>accidentally hit the on button of the remote
>family guy is on
>amazed by what i’m seeing
>the next day, i fall down the stairs
>i then start laughing weirdly, and make pop culture references that i’m too young to understand
>i then start swearing and beating down my sister
>parents are scared and punish me
i blame it on family guy
they punish me even more

>be me, 11
>go to bed
>accidentally turn on tv while asleep
>aqua teen hunger force is on
>i am amazed by what i’m watching
>i gather up the boys the next day
>we start harassing the neighbor
>we jump into and ruin his pool and destroy his car
>he yells at us and we run away
>end up getting punished

ALRIGHT, VOTE FOR WHICH STORIES YOU WANT IN THE POLL

>>149693055
where can we vote?

>>149693128
Right Here, the actual poll will come in 8:15 or 8:30

>>149693163
understandable

>>149691055
>>149691992
>>149692107
>>149693039
These ones are all hilarious

>>149692990
>>149693039
these are great

LET THE VOTING START
The 10 I picked
>>149690230
>>149690271
>>149690400
>>149691055
>>149691677
>>149691992
>>149692107
>>149692163
>>149692990
>>149693039
VOTE NOW http://poal.me/j9ccqo

LET THE VOTING START
The 10 I picked
>>149690230
>>149690271
>>149690400
>>149691055
>>149691677
>>149691992
>>149692107
>>149692163
>>149692990
>>149693039
VOTE NOW http://poal.me/j9ccqo

>>149692783
Honestly? Kinda wish that were me. That's a pretty funny legacy.

>>149693615
you forgot to include this >>149692988

>>149693615
The top 3 most voted will become greentext copypastas to make it fair

>>149692107
Can’t blame that family at all…

>>149690400
this is the most schizophrenic
i love it

>>149693615
why couldn’t i have started a second thread…

I now did one specifically for the voting
>>149693944

>>149693510
2 anons made the same mistake of turning on the tv during adult swim…

>>149693992
lol