ITT minor classic Simpsons gags that make you laugh everytime.

Wut gag was this again

>>149693603 (OP)
when gramps walks into the brothel sees bart and just walks right back out like nothing happened, or when lenny gets his wall smashed through and he lives like hes penniless

>>149693621
They show this exact frame like 5 times during the Homer vs Tatum fight for no real reason.

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>>149693603 (OP)
>Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll
I don't know why but the use of and/or there slays me

>>149694886
What was he laughing about again?

>>149693603 (OP)
>Have the Rolling Stones killed
>But sir those are-
>DO AS I SAY

>>149694886
>>149694891
Oh, yes, that crippled Irishman.

I'm seeing double! Four Krusties!

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head

>>149693603 (OP)
Hey what about my hat?

*random hat thrown out*

haha suckers!

The warbled music does it every time.

>>149693603 (OP)

Leisure world?

Now them's good eatins!

>>149693603 (OP)
>Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing!

>class after class of ugly, ugly children

>>149694883
it's perfect. The idea that he's so straightlaced, he doesn't even know the proper word. More of a Skinner joke, but Skinner's been in 'Nam, so he knows what rock n' roll is.
>>149696217
>La..tex... con..do... boy I wish I lived in one of those!
as a kid I thought that was a joke on sciencey-sounding ingredients on packaging.

>>149695308
Uh-

>>149696495
I miss simpsons episodes where I could disagree with the message and still laugh

>>149696658
isnt it depressing that grades didn't get better when it became possible to just have all reference material at all times?

not that.. school assignments require you to use your own texts.. they teach you the info and you write it down.

>>149693603 (OP)
>P.S. I am gay.

>>149693603 (OP)
This scene lives rent-free in my head and I have to rewatch it now and again.

>>149697008
To this day I'm not sure if Burns is mad because he still thinks Mattingly hasn't trimmed his sideburns, or because he said TRIM and he has clearly done more than trim them.

>>149697018
Mattingly never had sideburns in the show, so I can only assume Burns was talking about the mullet.

Geez, I don't look like that.

Hans being 31 and old always fucking sends me. The delivery is hilarious.

>>149697300
great, now there's a THIRD theory.

>>149693634
Budget is the reason

>>149697300
He was talking about the moustache.

>>149693603 (OP)
Krusty faking going to the bathroom to slip away from paying Fat Tony only to run off, drive off, and fly off.
>Louie: When he's done in there, I gotta go, too.

>>149697567
What's the second theory? His mustache?

mmm... 64 slices of american cheese

Sneeds feed and seed hahaha

>Four... star... pound

>>149693634
>>149698012
I thought it was a reference to old boxing movies cutting back to the same guy in the crowd over and over

>>149693603 (OP)
>But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example and... Magellan.

>>149693603 (OP)
Mr Burns and Smithers hoing though multiple secury check points to shut down the plant just for the control room having a shitty door facing the parking lot and a stray dog wandering in.

Marge: "Homer, there's someone here who can help you."
Homer: "Batman?"
Marge: "No, he's a scientist."
Homer: "Batman is a scientist."
Marge: "Is not Batman!"

>>149698729
Everything about this is perfect.

>>149698729
This one's lived rent-free in my head for fucking years. 20 second joke rollercoaster.

>>149699485
And then immediately followed by this. That episode was so good, even for the smaller jokes.

>>149693603 (OP)
>This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all.
>Sorry to repeat myself, but it'll help you remember.

>>149693634
Wow that's absolutely hilarious

>More cocoa, Mr. Burns?
>... YES.

Something about Harry's performance gets me every time.

>Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?
>No
>Good!

(immediately followed by wolf whistles)

They knew about rule 34

>>149696495
That was a great gag.

>>149699782
>MORE cocoa
>burns has already had one
lmao

>>149693603 (OP)
The visual gags that do things impossible in live action always get me.
https://youtu.be/u0Q2FoYn_xQ?si=00TTb86d4A0tNbY6

>this place "Moe's" you left just before the accident, this is a business of some sort?
>Homer's brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. HUH but what else is open at night??
>Homer's mouth: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography!
>Homer's brain: Hehehe I would've never thought of that.

Castellanetta's delivery in that is beyond perfect

does anyone have that scene where

>>149700538
Yeah.

When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!

>>149693603 (OP)
https://youtu.be/_0p0XG92FwU?t=86

Always useful to remember when following crowds in a museum, guided tours or similar

>>149693603 (OP)

I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.

Everyones remembers the "new glasses" line and it's follow-up, but the conversation between Marge and Homer makes me laugh more.
>I guess we could get more involved with Bart's activities. But than I'd be afraid of smothering him.
>Yeah and then we'd get the chair.
>That's not what I meant.
>It was Marge. Admit it.

But why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY did I have the BOWL?

>>149698729
Stephen King tier japery

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
>Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
...
I don't know.

>>149698729
I knew what was gonna happen and still laughed my ass off. Perfection.

>>149698729
Why'd he do it?

>Do not touch - Willie
>Good advice
This one has lived rent free in my head for the better part of two decades.

>>149704435
>Hello, Mr. Burns. This is your mother.
>Son, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say I don't love you. You are a bad son, Mon... tel.

>>149705547
Lousy Smarch weather is something I always think of when the weather is terrible.

>>149693603 (OP)
>Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!!

>>149699782
The way he says "yes" in the sitcom bit destroys me
>"Smithers, I'm home!"
>studio laughter
>"What? Already?"
>studio laughter
>Burns' mouth flaps open at a 90 degree angle
>"Yes!"
>studio laughter

>>149693603 (OP)
Literally every time I go to a theme park, whenever we park the car I go
>"Now remember, we're in the ITCHY lot!"

>>149694886
I like the shot of burns laughing in his sleep specifically

>>149705105
It is not our place as mortals to try and make sense of the whims of gods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xCjgQ3tyA

>>149693634
no it doesnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSajlyegLHo

The JAPANESE?! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?! Ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

>>149705794
>Japanese and Scots!
... Is there any historical basis for this one?... Like... Any at all?

>>149706073

>>149706775

>>149706693
none, the inventor of Ramune was Scottish

I thought you said Troy McLure was dead?

>>149697385
which one was this? I don't remember it.

>Yeah I'll give it a shot, I mean it's my job right?

>>149699591
>the revelation that the whole disaster could've been averted if the supposed genius didn't stop for a haircut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg

>>149699782
for e its the lobby song

>>149705794
You Scots sure are a contentious people.

Went by the name Homer. Seven feet tall, he was, with arms like tree trunks, and his eyes were like steel: cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of hell.

>>149693603 (OP)
LET'S. GET. BIZZAY.

>>149698729
Love this bit
https://youtu.be/vdz4bc2LGMM?si=VqrMECTDAB8RljHm

>>149693603 (OP)
I remember laughing my ass off at Homer dementedly singing “Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!” to the tune of the Golden Crisp jingle.
When I saw the episode again years later they had changed it to a different tune.

>>149706693
Whiskey.

>>149707592
ahh, s2. My beloved.

>>149708475
https://youtu.be/gM41DqcBgWg?t=18

>>149708194
>Eisenhower died on the way back to his home planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meOhPoCLSj4
>Turn it up!
>TURN IT UP!!!

>>149693603 (OP)
>My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

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>>149703552
Not funny.

The scene where Nelson exclaims "Andy Williams" makes me laugh.

>>149699500
>>149703552
MODS = FAGGOTS

Peak Simpsons gag right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszyBg_Ui78

>>149710590
This one wouldn't be so far off if it was smokin

>>149693603 (OP)
Grampa's hair is so weird

>>149710713
Haven't Seen this in so Long that I forgot it uses the same Scream for both. Don't know if that better or worse

>Young men, your gargantuan cone is making a mockery of our self serve policy

It's one that's not even outright stated as a joke. Wiggum lets all the prisoners free to see the hockey game and they run off. Then for some inexplicable reason they actually show up to watch a children's hockey game, still in prison uniform.

>>149693621
Oh. I thought it was when screams missess bouvier.

For me it's the any key joke, because there no any key just ctrl or alt, jej.

>>149699782
I think I'm blind

HELLO MR. THOMPSON.

>>149712190
He screams a little louder and longer as he runs away from DIET.

>>149703729
white? but theyre yellow?

Ketchup... Catsup.

>>149705547
As an ESL watching this I didn't get the dirty joke about it, thought it was just Homer being so stupid that he could understand instructions and still ignore them with a smile.

>>149700468
There's a frankness to admitting (in this case lying) to something shameful like that that really sells it.

The line delivery for Bush makes every joke hilarious.
>Hmm a krusty burger, that doesn't sound too appetizing
>Never understood cold drinks myself not my forte
>Thought the banner was pretty straight forward but guess I'll just take it down
>And since I had achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second. Good memoirs, good not... not great

>>149693603 (OP)
>OH! DEAR GOD NO!

The delivery on "Oh no, Bette Midler!" has been burned into my brain

>>149713618
>I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MIDLER

>Show them Jerry

>Gorsh, must be excitin' to live in the cuh-si-now

>when homer of all people knows who a writer is and what they're known for and you have no idea who it is
Funniest thing is that until the last sentence you'd think he knew nothing about Walt Whitman.

>Not one of ya fit to guard a Russian rock band

>>149707372
I always liked that part of Monty. Like you can't ask him FOR anything, but in the spur of the moment, he'll basically do whatever you ask/bug him to without much issue. An absolute baffling enigma how this hateful, spoiled, untouchable monster that detests the common man can also be as much of a little goober that you need if you somehow ask at the right time.

Pretty much all of Hank's bits in the episode he appeared in. The way he's so super supportive of his employees, even when his obvious villainous acts are on full display. There were times it seemed like he was just yanking Homer's chain to get something out of him, yet it turns out he genuinely did care about what Homer wanted as we see him sign off on Homer's departure and even letting him have some fun in all the chaos taking place.
If I had to pick exactly one bit, it'd probably be the shirt swap or the hammock suggestion.

>>149713783
It's fantastic, but for me it's the show throwing thing. The ambiguity of Homer's response is fantastic.

>>149713615
Oh yeah, love that one! Why the heck are they singling out poor Moe?

>>149713783
They could have done an entire show based on this premise.

>>149699591
Such a great ep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTpl93q3Bc&ab_channel=BenjaminSampson

>>149700010
Another one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IQHl_Ki6Ek&ab_channel=AlexFord

>>149704257
What I like is you can practically feel Milhouse waiting for this moment because he starts by insulting Bart's dog and then brings up the incident despite it not being very relevant.

>>149699830
>me watching a youtube tutorial

>>149705794
>scots and other scots
I always assumed this was a no true scotsman reference.

>>149714674
No true Scotsman would use a no true Scotsman fallacy

>>149712537
I think he's talking to you

This whole episode is one of my favorites https://youtu.be/0fc5jNrA9H0?si=CWF3CizxrFlFOuTW

Krusty having a heart attack

>>149699830
This got funnier to me after I got a job doing foundation repair.
It is absolutely something you should not do on your own.

>The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
>That's a RIGHT TRIANGLE, you idiot!

>>149698729
What is that underground station even for?

>>149697328

I don't know why, but the delivery on
>I'm dreading the reviews I can tell you that
just kills me every time. I think about it whenever something goes wrong.

>>149715640
trains

>>149715715
I can't believe we are getting that old, yo.

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>>149698729
Perfect example of how they pack 3 jokes into one bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4cttwNaDs
Nelson slapping this guy without a single expression on his face, only his bully duty, also learned some years later the Winnipeg thing

…………vast.

>>149713783
>Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
>Heh, yeah, once

>I'm going outside...
>...to STALK...Lenny and Carl...

>>149718594
is this funny?

>>149720604
it was subversive in an "Oh no he DI'INT" way at the time.

>>149693603 (OP)
>You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron! And I'll find you
>No you won't!
Homer vs the 18th amendment is easily one of the greatest episodes, so many great lines
>Going bowling. Not back, avenge deaths.
And just the absurdly of it kills me
>Kaboom, blam! Oh excuse me again dear!
>Homer. There's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your home made liquor is exploding again.
>What dear? KABLAMMO!

>>149720798
>What kind of pet shop is this?
>...The best damn pet shop in Springfield!

>>149721977
>A raid?
>Curly?

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>>149698729
is that Raphael?

>>149713734
>Cover for me

>>149706073
>”Is it my imagination or is TV getting worse?”
>”Eh, it’s about the same. Uh-oh! Look out, Smithers!”
>(crash)
>”Ah ha ha ha ha! I love this show."

>>149706693
The joke is that Scots can and will become enemies with anyone and everyone.

>>149714698
Only Sith deal in absolutes.

>>149713585
I loved the part where Homer is honking and the secret service guy just stoically walks over with a screwdriver, pops the hood, and disconnects Homer’s car horn.

>>149719025
>also learned some years later the Winnipeg thing
QRD?

>>149720798
>Sorry Marge, I think it was that BEAN I had earlier

>>149706693
No. But here's something interesting: some British noble in the 1800s, a Scotsman, I think, paid a Japanese village to move to his estate and just live as they always have except now, they'll have pasty British faces gawking at them all day as a human zoo exhibit.
Also, I visited Scotland some years ago and their reputation for being ill-tempered and parsimonious is undeserved. They were some of the loveliest people I've ever met so long as I didn't have to look at them. Jesus Christ, the average Scot is ugly as fuck. Pleasant, generous folks but ugly as a dog dick.

>>149723650
stole from a youtube comment, it takes roughly 30 hours to drive from Cape Canaveral to Winnipeg

>>149723764
>Pleasant, generous folks but ugly as a dog dick.
The Scots and Irish look like mashed potato golems.

>>149723793
Oh okay, that's what I figured. That it was just a really far drive.

>>149723764
The modern stereotype of the Scots was formed in the 18th century when the average Englishman was most likely to meet a scot in the form of a surly Drill Sargeant or miserly merchant.
Before that they were just "those savages and cattle thieves who live up north somewheres" even though lowland Scots had pretty much the same lifestyles as any Englishman.
Lowland Scots for their part considered Highland Scots as "Those savages who steal cattle and live up in the hills somewhere", but did start stealing certain cultural practices from them after the acts of union to help differentiate themselves from the English, such as the wearing of the kilt.

>>149724779
Is that the bird Mr. Burns gave his entire plant to?

The scene with Flander's as a Kid beating up the rest of his classmates while pretending to be Dick Tracy always got a laugh out of me since a subtle "cut off before a swear" joke happens and doesn't get the acknowledgement it deserves.

>>149707530

>>149713783
>Wait, so you're telling me I can help hold the world hostage to extort money from the UN and pour boiling hot oil on their troops when they try and stop me?

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>>149724919
>Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that Dick...
>Ned no!

>>149724865
No it's Stuart

>>149723858
>>149723764
Says the limey.

>Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?
>I'll drive

>>149725115
That bit remains one of my only exposures to Twin Peaks apart from the dance scene and the Sesame Street parody

>>149725115
>Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream.

>>149699589
>Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks

>>149702217
Good Lord, gigantism!

It makes me laugh that Griffey had more lines scripted but he couldn't deliver them worth a damn, so they were all cut.

>>149708194
Yeah, that one lives in my head rent free

Milpool

>>149725189
I watched Twin Peaks for the first time last year (the first 2 seasons) and I think it holds up incredibly well. Worth giving a shot for sure.

>1...2...3...45678910 BYE!

>>149693603 (OP)
>Uh, you have any sugar around here? >Sugar? Sure. Here you go. Sorry it's not in packages.
>Want some cream?
>Uh, no.

I love the overly dramatic endings like this and the shifty eyed dog.

>>149726541

>I'm coming to kill you slowly and painfully
>*AH HAHAHAHAHA WIPEOUT...

And
>Bart your mortal enemy is on the radio
>It's time for more deeeementia with Dr Demento!

>>149714792
The gormless noise that Homer makes on the way back in fucking kills me every time

>>149706693
Burma campaign

>>149723764
Did you visit the highlands and Inverness? loads of fit blondes up there with Nordic genes.