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Anonymous No.149698349 >>149698387 >>149698403 >>149698769 >>149698787 >>149698881 >>149698918 >>149699001 >>149699061 >>149699065 >>149699197 >>149699691 >>149699702 >>149699721 >>149699780 >>149699806 >>149700072
What superpower would have the greatest benefit to anything related to sex?
Anonymous No.149698372
Grapes
Anonymous No.149698387
>>149698349 (OP)
Stretching and telepathy for men, shapeshifting for women.
Anonymous No.149698403
>>149698349 (OP)
The Infinity Gauntlet
Anonymous No.149698435
Depends on what your goal is. Are you trying to maximize pleasure, guarantee fertilization, attract any partner, accommodate any partner, last as long as possible, or simultaneously please as many people as possible?

I would go with assimilation powers, especially with shapeshifting and hivemind as subpowers. Solves everything but stamina.
Anonymous No.149698769 >>149698788 >>149698833 >>149699759
>>149698349 (OP)
Hormone or emotional control. If you can manipulate either of those you could make someone stimulated enough to have an orgasm without physical or digital penetration or maintain arrousal post orgasm. In effect you could make someone perpetually in heat or even kill them outright by placing so much stress on their endocrine system. I am not even shitposting here. This is the greatest extreme you could go down for sexual activity bar matter or reality manipulation
Anonymous No.149698787
>>149698349 (OP)
Anonymous No.149698788 >>149698833 >>149699759
>>149698769
>guy tries to rob a bank
>supes swoops in with power of hormone control
>waves his hand and the crook falls to the ground in a seizure while semen sprays uncontrollably from his pants flier
>"my work here is done"
Anonymous No.149698811
Shapeshifting obviously
Anonymous No.149698833 >>149698855 >>149698868 >>149699759
>>149698769
>>149698788
It's a lot worse than that. If you can control hormones you can actually control nuerotransmitters too. Not only could you make someone orgasm to death, you also put them through an extremely powerfull psychedelic episode. You could make someone go through DMT trip as real as reality itself while putting his sensory nervous system into so such an intense overdrive that he gets waves of fullbody orgasms. You could also completely destroy hormone production and stop neurotransmitter activity completely, making someone die the sameway you would by being exposed to class-A nerve agents. You would be a walking talking sex psychedelic nerve agent. You could completely rewire a man's nervous system or forever alter his conciousness to your liking, cure depression, give someone anxiety, help your coworker get over their period or make anyone around you go into psychosis or even maybe kill half a city block.

It's a fucking insanely powerfull ability.
Anonymous No.149698842
>t.
Anonymous No.149698855 >>149699753
>>149698833
Doesn't stop there either

You could make yourself or someone else completely jacked by overiding their testosterone or even just outright sissy hypno somone into becoming a troon with estrogen. You almost have full mastery of the human body
Anonymous No.149698868
>>149698833
second this.
though I personally prefer intelligence, being a genius and build from there.
transfering your very mind and soul into the perfect body would be pretty neat.
Anonymous No.149698881 >>149699872
>>149698349 (OP)
Super Speed = Human Vibrator
Anonymous No.149698918 >>149698941 >>149698949 >>149698971 >>149699101 >>149699710
>>149698349 (OP)
Why are they still wearing their full costumes during sex?
Anonymous No.149698941
>>149698918
Digital penetration
Anonymous No.149698949
>>149698918
Fetish
Anonymous No.149698971
>>149698918
>For the last time Sue for science! Are you going to take this seriously or not? I could replace you with Ben in a heart beat, he’s always begging to experiment with his body for a cure, literal begging Sue I can make a that rock man gravel now pick up your note pad and pull up your pants!
Anonymous No.149699001 >>149699081
>>149698349 (OP)
Pleasure inducement.
Like, it's really not complicated.
Sure, shapeshifting could be lots of fun. Sure, super speed and strength can give you some interesting abilities. But the single greatest benefit? I hit you with the feeling good blast.
Most fun would be scalable pleasure. You don't have to do the taimanin class 100,000% sensitivity instant successive multiple orgasms. You can just wave your hand and bring bliss on steady mounting waves. Ecstasy can be your instrument as you play a symphony for your lover and yourself.
But of course, the option is always there.
Anonymous No.149699061
>>149698349 (OP)
Whatever Venom, Carnage and other symbiotes have going on. Thick living goop caressing every surface and orifice, hummina hummina.
Anonymous No.149699065 >>149699086
>>149698349 (OP)
Reed would not be making eye contact for this.
Anonymous No.149699081 >>149699144
>>149699001
>Pleasure inducement.
It's basically just a very specific form of mind-control.
Anonymous No.149699086 >>149699125
>>149699065
Maybe he is, but his eyes are stretching out like a snail's. How about that?
Anonymous No.149699101
>>149698918
It work as a condom
Anonymous No.149699125
>>149699086
Ideally he'd have his top half stretched out into another room to do science shit while Sue is distracted.
Anonymous No.149699144
>>149699081
Well, that or very precise body-control. Depends on if we're defining "pleasure" as something your mind experiences directly or something your mind receives from sensory stimulation.
Anonymous No.149699197 >>149699720
>>149698349 (OP)
Shrinking and cave diving
Anonymous No.149699691 >>149699768
>>149698349 (OP)
Anonymous No.149699702
>>149698349 (OP)
Super speed.
Anonymous No.149699710
>>149698918
The F4 suits are made out of unstable molecules which adapt to anything, so they're the perfect unbreakable condom.
Anonymous No.149699720
>>149699197
Yeah nah, not after I watched The Boys.

Thanks for ruining another fetish for me, TV!
Anonymous No.149699721
>>149698349 (OP)
Even before i read Invincible all those years ago, i thought cloning would be insanely hot for a superpower, if i could i'd have stretchy powers and cloning powers.

especially if it's one of those things where i can FEEL everything the other clones feel when i absorb them into myself
Anonymous No.149699753
>>149698855
>Scrawny kid asks for help.
>Kickstart his testosterone so he'll grow nice and tall.
>Fat kid asks for help.
>Give him a strong metabolism so he'll stay thin for a while longer.
>Young girl wants boobs.
>Give her macromastia.
>my work here is done
Anonymous No.149699759
>>149698833
>>149698788
>>149698769
>Its a bird!
>Its a plane!
>Its hormone man!
Anonymous No.149699768
>>149699691
Literally shaking. Good job, man.
Anonymous No.149699780 >>149700558
>>149698349 (OP)
Kamala has some good sex powers but she's waiting for marriage
Anonymous No.149699806 >>149699864 >>149700219
>>149698349 (OP)
Shapeshifting?

You'd be able to give yourself any buffs that are necessary.
Anonymous No.149699864 >>149700271
>>149699806
You'd be considerably popular with furries.
Anonymous No.149699872
>>149698881
>Comes 3 tomes faster than the average man
Anonymous No.149700072
>>149698349 (OP)
Assuming the male hero is willing to be patient and interesting, many women would appreciate some aspects of say Flash's speed (or any other speedster so presumably the silver haired kid from the X-Men), and conversely, either males or females would appreciate someone like Con Job or Zatanna, assuming they were willing to do sex magic.
Otherwise, there are two common fantasy that you see in erotic fan art - either threesomes or foursomes with every orifice filled, which favors the stronger bricks, flying or not, and also having intercourse in the sky, which favors the flying bricks.
Anonymous No.149700219 >>149700271
>>149699806
>You'd be considerably popular with furries
I'd probably go full V-tuber mode and try to cash in on it too, I don't have any integrity anymore.
Nobody would know it's me anyways.
Though, I'd probably transform just to see what having the new parts is like.
Shit, I could just shape shift my vocal cords and do that asmr role play shit women on YouTube do.

After that I'd probably shapeshift into myself but slightly taller, muscular and more symmetrical.
Would shapeshifting make me stronger or just appear stronger?
Anonymous No.149700271
>>149699864
Fuck, I meant to reply to his one, God my brain is so fucked now.
>>149700219
Anonymous No.149700558
>>149699780
>ywn have your anal v-card punched by Kamala's engorged clitoris on your wedding night
why even live?