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Anonymous No.149699169 >>149699218 >>149699227 >>149699232 >>149699258 >>149699547 >>149700201 >>149700899 >>149703956 >>149704108 >>149704251 >>149705855 >>149706069 >>149709445 >>149710980 >>149711668 >>149712801 >>149718785 >>149720321 >>149726082 >>149729600
What's her problem?
Anonymous No.149699171 >>149699207 >>149699245 >>149699993 >>149700193 >>149700562 >>149703970 >>149704017 >>149704251 >>149704273 >>149706069 >>149708085 >>149708303 >>149711354 >>149713788 >>149713919 >>149718151 >>149720321 >>149720440 >>149728764 >>149729400
Anonymous No.149699207 >>149712317
>>149699171
Oh my goodness gracious
Anonymous No.149699218
>>149699169 (OP)
The "I am in desperate need of human cock" expression.
Anonymous No.149699227
>>149699169 (OP)
Something to do with her getting turned into a gobbo iirc. Its lowkey been a bit since I watched Mighty Nein stuff.
Anonymous No.149699232
>>149699169 (OP)
She's a slut. She was an ugly halfling married the the biggest doormat in her village, only to be given a sexy new goblin body allowing her to flirt with her wizard friend or any random big dicked minotaur she runs into. Her husband of course, wouldn't mind because he basically bends over backwards to allow his wife to get away with everything.
Anonymous No.149699245
>>149699171
rape
Anonymous No.149699258 >>149722526
>>149699169 (OP)
Nott is an alcoholic and spends a lot of the early/mid campaign boozed up. She is almost certainly drunk in this scene.
Anonymous No.149699419
being voiced by a man with a grating voice and being revealed not to be a sexy goblin but a hideous halfling
Anonymous No.149699547 >>149701908 >>149703775
>>149699169 (OP)
Green toph
Anonymous sympathizer No.149699993 >>149700071 >>149700089 >>149700443 >>149722566
>>149699171

Wait a minte... female Goblins being quirky and charismatics shortstacks come from... FUCKING CRITICAL ROLE?!!!
Anonymous No.149700071
>>149699993
underage post
Anonymous No.149700089
>>149699993
I genuinely believe that the concept has its true initial origin in internet porn
Anonymous No.149700131
Oh boy, this thread again.
Anonymous No.149700193
>>149699171
Holy fuck I'd make love with her in an instant
Anonymous No.149700201
>>149699169 (OP)
i find lame she just a small human with big pointy ears and green skin.
they could give her sharp teeth and a bigger nose to give her a more a better vibe of ''creature''
Anonymous No.149700443 >>149700522 >>149704990 >>149722539
>>149699993
No.
Anonymous sympathizer No.149700522
>>149700443

*phew*

ThatΒ΄s a relief... For a moment I thoguht I was owed Critical Role something I liked. Guess I can love green shortstacks guilt free then! :D
Anonymous No.149700562
>>149699171
I hope there's at least a few wannabe female voice actors who will dub over these upcoming a scenes over the next year or so.
Anonymous No.149700899 >>149700926
>>149699169 (OP)
Fat, ugly halfling gets turned into sexy goblin that can even pull off a septum piercing. Her natural form literally looks like the kind of dumpy sow that uses tattoos and piercings to hide her dearth of personality, and will complain about brunch being cultural appropriation.
Anonymous No.149700926 >>149701021
>>149700899
So she was ugly in the source material? It's not often you see a character made more attractive in an adaptation.
Anonymous No.149701021 >>149703392 >>149703806 >>149704464 >>149710027
>>149700926
Behold, the visual ipecac Veth Brenatto aka Nott the Brave.
Anonymous No.149701908 >>149703820
>>149699547
>Green Toph
>Toph already has alot of green in her design
Anonymous No.149703392 >>149706050 >>149706069 >>149710648
>>149701021
Nature is healing.
Anonymous No.149703775 >>149703820 >>149704134
>>149699547
>woman is short
>"clearly a toph ripoff"
Avatar fags are the most delusional people on earth.
Anonymous No.149703806
>>149701021
Looks like the average latina woman, just skinnier.
Anonymous No.149703820
>>149701908
Touche

>>149703775
Its almost an exact frame
Anonymous No.149703956 >>149729495
>>149699169 (OP)
>qt shortstack temptress goblina
Hells to the yea-
>that voice
Kill me
Anonymous No.149703970
>>149699171
Anonymous No.149704017
>>149699171
Post more
Anonymous No.149704108 >>149704195 >>149705287 >>149705386 >>149709841 >>149710019 >>149710126 >>149713486 >>149713486 >>149713493 >>149715339 >>149723337 >>149726900
>>149699169 (OP)
she sounds like a dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7OCKYZjOcY
Anonymous No.149704134
>>149703775
>Similar hairstyle
>Similar expression

Don't be a retard.
Anonymous No.149704195
>>149704108
how do we know its a female?
Anonymous No.149704251
>>149699169 (OP)
>>149699171
A human hasn't shoved them self down her bratty hole yet
Anonymous No.149704273
>>149699171
god I have such a fucking deep need for bratty goblin girls teasing me. I will pay hard earned cash for this.
Anonymous No.149704464 >>149710953
>>149701021
So who is this I'm confused, did they make her a full goblin from a half goblin? or is this another character?
Anonymous No.149704990 >>149716737
>>149700443
never forget Rouge. And also the majority of latinas.
Anonymous No.149705287 >>149709981 >>149710027
>>149704108
Ruined. Why can't we just have sexy goblins?
Anonymous No.149705386 >>149709868
>>149704108
Come on Sam you can do better than that.
Anonymous No.149705855
>>149699169 (OP)
Pack a day. Tarnished her voice.
Anonymous No.149706050
>>149703392
the goblin turns into the fat ugly halfling later cause she was cursed or some shit
Anonymous No.149706069
>>149699169 (OP)
>>149699171
>>149703392
Does she have any foot shots yet? I want to see those sexy green feet of hers in my mouth.
Anonymous No.149707796
Green sex creature.
Anonymous No.149708085 >>149708889
>>149699171
Literally made
Anonymous No.149708303 >>149718236
>>149699171
Thats the ugliest creature I evern seen
Anonymous No.149708868
It’s going to be interesting to see /co/ simp over Sam’s character while Sam voices her
Anonymous No.149708889 >>149709945 >>149716771
>>149708085
goblins are the fat people of fictional races
>let me just hyper-stylize this until it's vaguely fuckable
Anonymous No.149709445 >>149709458 >>149713418
>>149699169 (OP)
She annoyed the men.
Anonymous No.149709458 >>149713795
>>149709445
Anonymous No.149709675 >>149709741 >>149710953
>"Hey humie."
Anonymous No.149709741 >>149709896 >>149710953
>>149709675
Great gobby proportions! I love that she doesn't look like a green knapsack full of beach balls, but she's still a little too elf-like for my tastes. Too soft, you know? I think we can do better. CRANK UP THE GOB, GENTLEMEN.
Anonymous No.149709841
>>149704108
In other words, made for standing blowjobs
Anonymous No.149709868
>>149705386
He had throat cancer, his voice has changed.
Anonymous No.149709896 >>149710953
>>149709741
>a green knapsack full of beach balls

That's my favorite kind though.
Anonymous No.149709945 >>149710953
>>149708889
So what's the problem?
Anonymous No.149709981
>>149705287
You think that's bad but imagine that voice on pic related. What are the chances the show keeps her a goblin?
Anonymous No.149710019
>>149704108
Still would.
Anonymous No.149710027 >>149710095
>>149705287
You think that's bad but imagine that voice on this >>149701021
What are the chances the show keeps her a goblin?
Anonymous No.149710095
>>149710027
Doesn't look white enough for Sam to play her. Voice will change with her for that reason alone.
Anonymous No.149710098 >>149710125
>Gobs
Hot

>People cursed and turned into Gobs
Hotter
Anonymous No.149710125
>>149710098
The one where she got fucked and impregnated by the minotaur was hot.
Anonymous No.149710126 >>149711058 >>149711497 >>149711723 >>149712974 >>149713856
>>149704108
Why does this bother people, did you not fap to Dr Girlfriend either?
Anonymous No.149710344
Luv me Tani, simple as.
Anonymous No.149710648 >>149710758 >>149715733 >>149716301
>>149703392
>Nature is healing.
where the fuck are her breasts then? https://youtu.be/iA0rVPoBK5E?list=PL1tiwbzkOjQxD0jjAE7PsWoaCrs0EkBH2&t=6437
Anonymous No.149710758
>>149710648
I can't tell if they're laughing because it's a joke. At least she has a cute face.
Anonymous No.149710953 >>149710976 >>149711000 >>149711054 >>149711115 >>149711234 >>149712314 >>149722786 >>149723337 >>149724029 >>149727597
>>149704464
Spoiler:
This was her original body, She was called Veth Brenatto, a halfling woman. When she died, she was brought back to life in a goblin's body and took the anagrammatic name "Nott The Brave". That is why she wears bandages and a porcelain doll's face as a mask. She hates her goblin body. And yes, the whole "living in the wrong body" thing with her is a trans allegory.

>>149709675
>>149709741
>>149709896
>>149709945
Stop fetishizing Goblins, their entire species canonically smells like feces because they use feces to hide their smell. They also carry diseases and plagues.
Anonymous No.149710976
>>149710953
Goblin sex.
Anonymous No.149710980
>>149699169 (OP)
>her
him
Anonymous No.149711000 >>149711122 >>149711165
>>149710953
Ah damn so they found a way to ruin goblins no lie that's honestly so hard but they've done it twice.

>So ugly fat brown girl design
>Dude voice
>Trans allegory

wow, somehow they've made the fun of gobbos lose it's appeal
Anonymous No.149711054 >>149711122
>>149710953
Depends on the setting and folklore, dingus. Sometimes they're helpful fairies.
Anonymous No.149711058
>>149710126
Dr. Girlfriend was a man ironically voicing a woman in a masculine manner, but he still made her sound like, you know, an actual woman. Riegel's voice is just strait up a man doing a terrible attempt at sounding feminine, but *ironically* so it passes as the joke for 90 goddamn plus hours
Anonymous No.149711115
>>149710953
All you have to do is keep your goblin clean and use some herbs or magic if necessary and you can still easily have a good time with some cute girls assuming they look like nott here.
Anonymous No.149711122 >>149711158
>>149711000
What's wrong, Anon, you don't think Critical Role is the peak of writing, and character design? Everything I just said came from the original campaign, it's not just something netflix added.


>>149711054
we are watching a D&D show, I was specifically talking about it in D&D context.
Anonymous No.149711158 >>149711187
>>149711122
From what I saw fans of the campaign hated her transformation into the fat halfling
Anonymous No.149711165
>>149711000
Sorry, but if they needed to make sure she wasn't too sexy for a character under the height of consent
Anonymous No.149711187 >>149711214 >>149711239 >>149711290 >>149711523
>>149711158
>Fans didn't support the character's transition into a body she prefers.

sad
Anonymous No.149711214 >>149711277
>>149711187
It's an inferior less interesting body and the character didn't really choose it because they're not real
Anonymous No.149711232 >>149711347 >>149718275
Anonymous No.149711234 >>149711644
>>149710953
>"living in the wrong body" thing with her is a trans allegory.
that makes no sense since she became an halfling woman at the end, which is the way she was before
Anonymous No.149711239 >>149711277
>>149711187
Acceptance of your body is a far healthier mindset.
Anonymous No.149711268 >>149711324
Fa/tg/uy here. Critical Role can eat the cruddiest part of my fat, white, hairy asshole. Along with Netflix, they brought in a horde of normies who want to turn my hobby into a fucking phone app, with simplified rules and lore about as edgy as an episode of Bluey.
Anonymous No.149711277 >>149711318 >>149712460
>>149711214
>inferior
Funny how you call the only canonically black-coded character "inferior". Is there something you wish to share with the class?

>>149711239
No, HRT is. That's why you should start it as early as possible. Preferably before puberty.
Anonymous No.149711290 >>149711335 >>149711358
>>149711187
To say anyone prefers to be pic related is really stretching the suspension of disbelief
Anonymous No.149711318 >>149711335
>>149711277
Buddy she looks like a fat native american. I have a vid of an actual black woman with a fat ass who easily mogs her.
Anonymous No.149711324 >>149711350 >>149711390 >>149711684
>>149711268
>"Why do filthy libtard normies want to play in a fantasy world where minorities are equal and treated the way they deserve? They should prefer my slavery loli rape campaign instead!"

You aren't even trying to hide it, are you?
Anonymous No.149711329
>goblin girls
They gotta be nasty and brappy and raunchy like goblins should be or you might as well just fuck a green elf
Anonymous No.149711335 >>149711367 >>149711395
>>149711290
plus size women are beautiful.

>>149711318
I am talking about behavior but calling a brown indigenous woman "inferior" is still a yikes my dude.
Anonymous No.149711347 >>149718356
>>149711232
Someone made a game based off this book.
Anonymous No.149711350 >>149711538 >>149711684
>>149711324
I wouldn't give two shits about that
If it wasn't for the fact said libtard normies want ALL fantasy worlds to be that way and rage whenever there's a fantasy world that even dares to suggest entirely different races aren't different or that pure evil exists
You know
Like FANTASY
Because they're so bored and spoiled that they can no longer discern reality from fantasy
I'm surprised we haven't reached the point where they unironically want 19th century Europe or Asia to be depicted as progressive lands of equality
Anonymous No.149711354 >>149718373 >>149722815
>>149699171
>no tits
>no ass
>voiced by Sam Riegel
Anonymous No.149711358 >>149711423 >>149722786
>>149711290
So, who are they getting to voice her after the change? Has to be a black tranny.
Anonymous No.149711367 >>149711395
>>149711335
She's inferior because she's ugly for no reason and you didn't even get the race she resembles right.
Anonymous No.149711390 >>149711555
>>149711324
honestly, maybe don't play D&D, a game fundamentally built on the endless pursuit of material power, the haves and have-nots, and a world where violence is the sole factor of change. there's like a billion better tabletop adventures that better facilitates fantasies of spreading equality and changing the world in a far less toxic manner
Anonymous No.149711395
>>149711335
>>149711367
Plus sized women are deformed btw and it's not very beautiful. If they at least got her face right it could have softened the blow.
Anonymous No.149711423
>>149711358
If they keep the look and want the voice to match she'll be voiced by a tired abuelita. Perfect for adventures.
Anonymous No.149711497
>>149710126
For me Dr Girlfriends voice is so deep that I can basically wave it away as just a weird voice.
Her season 1 voice didnt work though.
This Nott voice is even worse, it would be better if it were just a straight up man voice.
Anonymous No.149711523
>>149711187
Nah, her being stuck as a goblin but getting her family back would be much better.
Anonymous No.149711538
>>149711350
>I can ignore that those ungrateful "thosepeople" dare to have an escapist fantasy sometimes, just not too much. As long as they tolerate me living out my loli slave harem and genocidal fantasies where I cleanse the undesirable pure evil races and minorities that I WOULD enact IRL if given the chance.
>and how DARES an idealistic FANTASY version of horrible places and horrible times be less horrible, I am shitting and pissing right now!

Why are you rightoids such snowflakes? Seek therapy
Anonymous No.149711555
>>149711390
>you don't want to rape children and genocide minorities? you are playing fantasy wrong!

seek help.
Anonymous No.149711644
>>149711234
So she's a detrans character?
Anonymous No.149711668
>>149699169 (OP)
Lack of 9 inch male fighter penis
Anonymous No.149711684 >>149711797 >>149712026 >>149712347
>>149711350
Literally why Dark Sun and Al-Qadim are never getting another book. What >>149711324 doesn't grasp is that the shit-libs bring in the idea that not even evil can be depicted unless it's a clear, watered down stand-in for a colonial European nation, and that all races somehow represent real world ethnicities so cannot have any mechanical differences lest they offend someone who thinks the favored people of a one-eyed dark god of slaughter and ethnic supremacy are black people.
Honestly, though, why is the assumption that if the campaign that isn't written for the whinging social justice crowd, it's going to be some fucked up eroge game full of slavery and rape? Is this because of Game of Thrones? Does the average normie think the genre is all George R. R. Martin's antifantasy bullshit if it's not LotR or the Chronicles of Narnia?

FFS, my current campaign has more in common with Journey To The West and Altered Carbon than whatever the fuck straw man the greentext anon imagined.
Anonymous No.149711723
>>149710126
For me the problem isn't that it's a man voicing a woman it's that he can't even muster up the voice he did in the campaign which sounds way more appealing I think he can't do the more soft spoken voice so now he has to double down on the goblin scratchiness
Anonymous No.149711797 >>149711891 >>149711932 >>149712026 >>149712347
>>149711684
My DM had a fucking race that was inspired by VIRUSES and this lilylivered white girl decided that it made her uncomfortable because inherently destructive parasitic race = Nazi depictions of black people

Inspired by fucking COVID, literally named Coronauts, but no, "all evil race? Must be black people, that's the only race that's ever been depicted as evil and the only thing anyone could mean if they show an all evil race"

I didn't feel this way even five years ago but now I hope karma fucking OBLITERATES these fuckers. I hope they try to cancel that Good Jeans girl and Trump says "K instead we'll send ICE to all the people trying to cancel her and make them wear some "good jeans" and they start living in mortal fear of being physically canceled
Anonymous No.149711891 >>149711923
>>149711797
Shit, man, that's nuts. Liberal white women, always the bloody worst, huh?
I'm sure she'd have some issue with my orcs. Picture dull grey-skinned humanoids, like someone sculpted the planes of a person but stopped before any distinctive features were added, a generic stock template for a durable laborer produced from a cloning vat. The machine lacks the "software" to make anything else, including a basic animating intelligence, so autonomic functions are running but nobody is home. Cue dickass wizards deciding to fill in the gaps with the same artificial soul used to make sentient undead from whole cloth, so they could have a supply of warriors and workers.
Cue a new race of sociopathic monsters with zero ability to really create, or connect with anything living and natural. They feel their wrongness, resent a world they are not a part of, and thus see everything as something to destroy, devour, or destroy.
Anonymous No.149711923
>>149711891
Shit, I meant to add in a "defile." They also have an intrinsic connection to undeath, so their bodily fluids can be used to animate dead tissue.
Anonymous No.149711932 >>149711964 >>149711981 >>149712100 >>149712347
>>149711797
>random annoying spoiled liberal annoys him
>"only Fascism can fix this"
>unsurprisingly, it doesn't fix it
This is just getting sad. What I don't get is what you thought mainstream acceptance would lead to? It's just basic capitalist logic to play it safe, so why defend the thing that brought you to this point?
Anonymous No.149711964 >>149712100
>>149711932
I don't like capitalism either but that's not my point
It's not that people want progressive equality fantasy in any amount
It's that they want ALL fantasy to be progressive and only push the Message
So now fantasy stories that are just pure dumb macho power fantasy have to remind you that Colonial Europe and the Church were terrible to everyone who wasn't white and straight
And then never even DO anything with that
Why can't I burn Not!Europe to the ground? Why is it just set dressing no one asked for but still makes you have to dance through 20 layers of non offense to have any fun?
Anonymous No.149711981 >>149712100
>>149711932
Corporatism =/= Capitalism. Further, WotC sales slipping towards the toilet and the growing popularity of OSR shows that pandering and playing it safe isn't paying off.
Anonymous No.149712004 >>149712013
Post a chubby brappy goblin girl or I'll lose my mind
Anonymous No.149712013 >>149712057 >>149716230
>>149712004
>chubby
Alright.
>brappy
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.149712026
>>149711684
>Honestly, though, why is the assumption that if the campaign that isn't written for the people who care about scial issues and the opressed and is instead written for the white incel who jerks off to loli hentai, it's going to be some fucked up eroge game full of slavery and rape that the white cishet male group is so up in arms to defend?


Jeez, I wonder why?


>>149711797
>My DM had a fucking race that was inspired by VIRUSES

Let me guess, the same way how terraformars were inspiored by "cockroaches" and they just HAPPENED to have exaggerated lips, curly hair, dark skin and they just happen to hold firearms sideways, all this in the context of puring tose evil undesirable cockroaches, right?

How dishonest can you be?
Anonymous No.149712042
I make games inspired by Deathstalker and openly tell people there'll be rape and gore so it's their own fault if they get offended
Anonymous No.149712057
>>149712013
I resent the current environment. We are getting shortstacks, but they are all of the shittiest quality.
For example, Arcane has yordles, but we don't have Poppy, Tristana, or Vex.
Anonymous No.149712100 >>149712121 >>149712262 >>149712320 >>149712403
>>149711932
because, at the end of the day, the average cishit white male always defaults to authoritarianism the moment they have to make an inch of compromise.

>>149711981
>Corporatism =/= Capitalism

Who do you think it was designed for? The common people?

>>149711964
>So now fantasy stories that are just pure dumb macho power fantasy have to remind you that Colonial Europe and the Church were terrible to everyone who wasn't white and straight

it's really not complicated, so i will make sure to tell you lowly.

Because. Power. Fantasy. Is. Inherently. Authoritarian. And. We. All. Know. What. Hapens. When. Cishit. White. Men. Get. High. On. Authoritarianism. Juice.
Anonymous No.149712121 >>149712151 >>149712305
>>149712100
I think that "capitalism" didn't appear in anything until that shit-ass Marx coined it. You know, the German scum-fuck who knocked up his maid, never worked an honest job, and blamed "capitalist misery" for the boils on his filthy ass?
Anonymous No.149712151
>>149712121
Don't forget leeched his friends, repeatedly cheated and was proud of getting his ass beaten twice.
Anonymous No.149712185 >>149713583
I didn't like Vox Machina, and this doesn't look any better. Why is it that mature fantasy series are so hard for Western studios to make?
Castlevania was shit, Blood of Zeus was shit, that Dragon Age show was shit... is it because everyone involved thinks "mature = blood, swearing, and sex jokes," and can't focus on serious themes any deeper than a shot glass?
Anonymous No.149712262
>>149712100
Well. That's. Too. Bad.
We'll. Keep. Making. Them.
Anonymous No.149712305
>>149712121
When you put it like that, he sounds super fucking based
Fuck wagies and this pissant society
Anonymous No.149712314
>>149710953
>canonically
According to whom?
Anonymous No.149712317
>>149699207
Say that after you hear it with sound.
Anonymous No.149712320 >>149712328
>>149712100
That's not even cishet white males
That's ALL males
You haven't seen fascism until you've had to get Eritreans to compromise and all of a sudden it's logical to use shock collars to keep people in line
White men get the privilege of having an entire civilization backing them though
Anonymous No.149712328 >>149712370 >>149712841
>>149712320
Aren't Hispanics the most conservative demographic in America after whites? There's some spooky neo-Nazi shit going on in Mexico and Brazil literally right now lol
Anonymous No.149712347 >>149717292
>>149711684
All right, I am gonna try to put all memes aside, and answer honestly: Individualism and the importance of the self resulted in a society selfish and narcissistic society where evrything has to be a reflection of one's own ego. Everything has to reflect yoour own values, and everything you consume has to be an extension of your own self. Are we really surprised that a society like this demands their own worldviews reflected in everything they consume?

And before anyone says "It's just people on the left who demand their own agenda in everything" no. You too are pissed because it is their ideology that is displayed and not yours. They just happen to be more successful at getting said message into the media, ddue to the current political climate. The moment the pendulum will swing and it is your own sense of self that is going to be reflected in the media, suddenly it will be "apolitical" and "well writen" again.

>>149711797
It depends on how it is executed, anon. The reason why people failed again and again in their claims that "Frieren" is racist, is because there is enough layers of obscurity between the real minorities and the "demons" in the anime. Let's see how real life racists usually describe minorities, shall we?
>dumb/thoughtless
>violent
>emotional/aggressive
>will outbreed the majority/host society.
The reason claiming that the demons of Freiren are a racist allegory, doesn't work because they are almost completely the opposite. They are calculating and intelligent, effective, emotionless and highly socihopathic, and few in numbers.

With viruses, there is enough correlation for it to someone whose brain is rotted away by the culture wars to make a connection, even if it is not your friend's intention.


>>149711932
The truth is, people stopped caring about compromise. When faced with opposition, they just go nuclear the other way, consequences be damned. Add in the effect of social media that amplifies the most extreme and radical voices.
Anonymous No.149712370 >>149716527
>>149712328
Devil's advocate, Hispanics seriously think they're white and identify as such even when they're as brown as Hindus (who also have a massive Fascist movement going on as we speak)
Anonymous No.149712391 >>149712401 >>149712429 >>149714114
I'm about to post a fat ass brappy elf myself
I've given you too many chances
Anonymous No.149712401 >>149712411
>>149712391
*goblin
Poltards got me so angry I'm thinking of an entirely different race
Anonymous No.149712403
>>149712100
Go back.
Anonymous No.149712411
>>149712401
A goblin is just a gypsy elf.

This is a joke.
Anonymous No.149712429
>>149712391
Do it then you little faggot.
Anonymous No.149712460
>>149711277
Physical transitioning is unironically sexist
Anonymous No.149712801
>>149699169 (OP)
>her
Anonymous No.149712841
>>149712328
so true, bestie!

*pegs you
Anonymous No.149712871 >>149713424
Anonymous No.149712876
Anonymous No.149712974 >>149712990
>>149710126
Dr. Girlfriend is an intentional joke with a hyper masculine voice because that's the bit. Nott (and by extension a lot of these characters that exist in TRPG podcasts) is a female character with a bad voice because they're being played by the guy who rolled the character. It's one thing when you're raw watching the nerds making this shit do their little irony lace roleplay and another to have it adapted to different format that does not require half the cast to sound like shit.
Anonymous No.149712989
This whole goblin fetish is just a psyop to get men to fall for fat midget brownoids
Search your feelings, you know it's the truth
Anonymous No.149712990 >>149713007
>>149712974
>Dr. Girlfriend is an intentional joke
And people here still jack off to her. I dunno dude, just mute it if it bugs you, its a fatassed gob who cares.
Anonymous No.149713007
>>149712990
It sounds bad. You'd assume Sam is literally just some guy they got off the street and not a professional voice actor.
Anonymous No.149713418 >>149718351 >>149720326
>>149709445
>male goblins kidnap females and turn them into sex slaves
>female goblins seduce males and turn them into boy toy
>the goblin race keep existing by breeding with every race on planet except other goblins
Anonymous No.149713424
>>149712871
SHE CAN'T EVEN REACH THE TABLES
Anonymous No.149713442 >>149713619
Stop falling for retarded baits and post goblin girls
Anonymous No.149713486
>>149704108
>>149704108
>That assertiveness
Anonymous No.149713493
>>149704108
DO WE NOT HAVE A SINGLE FEMANON WHO CAN DUB OVER THIS PLEASE
Anonymous No.149713583
>>149712185
They need to grab a larger audience and sadly the large audience likes dumb simple shit. I'm just glad Common Side Effects did well so hopefully in the future we get better mature shows.
Anonymous No.149713619
>>149713442
Anonymous No.149713788
>>149699171
Whoever has guard duty watching that thing is a lucky man
Anonymous No.149713795 >>149718283
>>149709458
>"Oh, its ok only when YOU do it!"
Anonymous No.149713856
>>149710126
The reason it works for Dr. Girlfriend or a bunch of characters in Bob's Burgers is that it fits with the style of the shows, and they are at least still well performed.
This goblin is not only an awful performance, it also doesn't fit the visual direction, and it clashes too much with the more professional, normal deliveries of the other characters. If it was a female VA doing the character but delivered it the same way, it would still be annoying. She's more comparable to Snarf in Thundercats if anything.
Anonymous No.149713919 >>149713947 >>149714017 >>149714019 >>149714041 >>149714075 >>149714080 >>149714618 >>149716131 >>149720280 >>149723337
>>149699171
So the whole "I want to fuck a goblin" trend is happening because it's a way for even normies to indulge in their latent pedophilia, right?
Anonymous No.149713947
>>149713919
>"I want to fuck a goblin" trend is happening because it's a way for even normies to indulge in their latent pedophilia
Yeah sure.
Anonymous No.149713957
People are into goblins because it's fucking FANTASY
Goblins are NOT REAL
What the fuck is this autism supreme thread???
Anonymous No.149714017
>>149713919
>latent pedophilia
And?
Anonymous No.149714019 >>149714041
>>149713919
This has to be the most insane cope ever. You looked at goblin art recently and noticed that shortstacks are just compressed adult human frames and bodies? Do you study anatomy?
Anonymous No.149714041
>>149714019
>>149713919
Open at your own risk.
Anonymous No.149714054
Not opening that after your last comment, thanks.
Anonymous No.149714075 >>149714107
>>149713919
Every single human being is a pedophile, some just have more self control than others.
Anonymous No.149714080
>>149713919
>Sees short woman from fantasy
>Instantly thinks of children
Every time
Anonymous No.149714107
>>149714075
Anonymous No.149714114 >>149714187
>>149712391
Fuck it, they haven't learned
We shifted from poltards to pedo
Just post the brappy goblin, anon
Anonymous No.149714187
>>149714114
You say that like people aren’t gonna hide it or posting multiple brap goblins won’t get deleted
Anonymous No.149714618
>>149713919
As a thicc loli and Goblin connoisseur, the two are nothing a like, the desire to fuck these green little subhumans is tied closer to race play/beastiality than age play, which is why is mostly popular in the west.
Anonymous No.149714774 >>149714814 >>149714845
Since this has become a gobbo thread can post a old one I made for /co/
Anonymous No.149714814 >>149724150
>>149714774
Nice
Requesting her showing her ass
Anonymous No.149714845 >>149724150
>>149714774
Found in the streets, belongs in the sheets.
Anonymous No.149715339 >>149715427 >>149715634
>>149704108
If she sounded like a dude it would be fine, but wtf is that stupid grating voice? Who the fuck approved this and thought it was a good idea?
You can have a character with a voice like that as an occasionally recurring character (like Lemongrab etc) but not as part of the main cast.
Anonymous No.149715427 >>149715605 >>149715634
>>149715339
I'm hoping they change it to something easier on the ears but keep the jesters voice
Anonymous No.149715605 >>149716517
>>149715427
Honestly, if they don't, then I won't watch the show.
It's like if when they made Aladdin they decided that Gilbert Gottfried would be the voice of Aladdin. No one is going to sit through an hour and 30 minutes of that.
Anonymous No.149715634 >>149715707
>>149715339
>>149715427
Tbf, during the actual campaign, the voice Sam did for Nott was pretty good, just a slightly high pitched cockney accent
Throat cancer did a lot to him, evidently
Anonymous No.149715707 >>149715733
>>149715634
Any good clips of that?
Anonymous No.149715733 >>149715792
>>149710648
>>149715707
Anonymous No.149715792
>>149715733
Thanks, Anon.

Yeah, that sounds infinitely better than the new clip.
Anonymous No.149716131 >>149716249 >>149716712
>>149713919
>you want gigantic tits and fat asses on a small frame? You're a pedophile!
You are telling on yourself. I lived the dream anyways because I dated a dwarf.
Anonymous No.149716230
>>149712013
>anyone under 5' tall: GET OUT
Wouldn't this exclude all the goblins?
Anonymous No.149716249 >>149716712 >>149716808
>>149716131
Anonymous No.149716301
>>149710648
just give it time
Anonymous No.149716517
>>149715605
That sounds amazing though
Anonymous No.149716527 >>149716628
>>149712370
>Hispanics seriously think they're white
They don't. Don't talk about shit you don't know anything about. If they get imprisoned they're told to identify as such in hopes of getting a more lenient sentence. Most hispanic countries have a concept of "bettering their race" by marrying white people specifically because they feel shame about not being white themselves.
Anonymous No.149716628
>>149716527
>If they get imprisoned they're told to identify as such in hopes of getting a more lenient sentence
Imprisoned where? It is the exact opposite here in the USA.
Anonymous No.149716695 >>149722564
What does goblin pussy smell like?
Anonymous No.149716712
>>149716131
>>149716249
I might be dwarfsexual now
Anonymous No.149716737
>>149704990
Never forget Midna
Anonymous No.149716771
>>149708889
Same goes for dragons though
Anonymous No.149716808
>>149716249
Who is this? Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.149717292
>>149712347
Holy shit, you are legitimately wrong about everything, even when you aren't being a meme spigot.
Anonymous No.149718151
>>149699171
Stupid sexy goblin
Needs to be bred by a human
Anonymous No.149718236
>>149708303
And that is the normal reaction a goblin is supposed to elicit among humans.
Anonymous No.149718275
>>149711232
This always makes me laugh, sometimes it's just a chuckles, sometimes I wind up rolling on the floor.
Anonymous No.149718283
>>149713795
Lmao
Anonymous No.149718351
>>149713418
Yeah.
Anonymous No.149718356
>>149711347
Lol, nice!
Anonymous No.149718373 >>149722815
>>149711354
My thoughts exactly. I get we've been starved for quality gobbos, but we can do better than this
Anonymous No.149718785
>>149699169 (OP)
genuinly ruined the character by having it voiced by a male. the voice is not even funny, just annoying.
what where they thinking?
Anonymous No.149720280
>>149713919
Is it paedophilia if I want every goblin girl to have hairy pits and bush?
Anonymous No.149720321
>>149699169 (OP)
>>149699171
>mute
>closed captions
Anonymous No.149720326 >>149722668
>>149713418
OK that would explain why the females are getting pretty but why do the male goblins still look ugly as sin?
Anonymous No.149720440 >>149721971
>>149699171
deep anal penetration for gobitches
Anonymous No.149721971 >>149722007
>>149720440
I imagine the crap you'd catch from a goblin's ass to be 50 times worse than what you'd catch from their cootches. It's just that goblins are immune to their species' own stds and diseases.
Anonymous No.149722007
>>149721971
Wrong, goblins have evolved to be natural buttsluts as a form of birth control since they reproduce so rapidly.
Anonymous No.149722526
>>149699258
In every scene, if you've watched the live series.
Anonymous No.149722539
>>149700443
>CoC1 reference

Takes me back. Nearly wanked myself to death with that shit.
Anonymous No.149722564
>>149716695
Sprite.
Anonymous No.149722566
>>149699993
Careful, your bias is rather visible and obvious.
Anonymous No.149722668
>>149720326
Theyre italian.
Anonymous No.149722786 >>149723126
>>149710953
Yeah buddy, Critical Role is woke as fuck, no doubt, but she's a woman the whole time, and "de-transitions" to use your metaphor, so this doesn't hold up.

>>149711358
in game, the joke was that when she transformed back, her voice changes... for a few seconds, then she coughs and it goes back, revealing her voice never changed at all when she turned into a Goblin, she just fucking sounds like that.
Anonymous No.149722815
>>149711354
>>149718373
I think it kinda works though, in the sense that it explains why she's not in fact getting all of the dick. It is definitely not a quality gobbo... but that's just it... this is not a quality gobbo. This is a shit gobbo, no minotaur dick for you ya drunk dumpster fire.
Anonymous No.149722834 >>149722982 >>149723049
Like seriously, how probable is that she'll be dubbed by female VA's in other languages? I don't mind having it in Japanese (some usual cringy swearing will be less painful as well). Only loss will be Jester's cuteness
Anonymous No.149722982
>>149722834
You know I didn't even think of that. I might actually watch it in another language if they don't change it.
Anonymous No.149723049 >>149723106
>>149722834
I wouldn't be surprised if they insist Nott always be played by a dude.
Anonymous No.149723106
>>149723049
But they can at least use a voice that's easier on the ears and not fucked from throat cancer
Anonymous No.149723126 >>149723215
>>149722786
Did she have some super-sexy voice, like Neekol Doolan, before she coughed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exB-gzjnBOM
Anonymous No.149723215 >>149723382 >>149723394
>>149723126
It was just Sam doing a different voice sorry.
Anonymous No.149723337
>>149704108
That sounds awful, Jesus. I am glad that I just planned on jerking it to the lewds instead of actually watching the show.
>>149713919
Of course not. I like both but shortstack goblins register as adults to me. I actually wish loli goblins were more of a thing.
>>149710953
Canon to what? That sounds like some overly gross Warhammer Fantasy shit.
Anonymous No.149723382
>>149723215
Aw. Also I Nikolle Doolin. Serious headache.
Anonymous No.149723394
>>149723215
Aw. Also I misspelled Nikolle Doolin. Serious headache.
Anonymous No.149724029 >>149725990
>>149710953
Retard
Anonymous No.149724150
>>149714814
well you'd be pleasantly surprised
>>149714845
Jokey concept I had is she's actually kind of a loser, she is a total virgin but tries to give advice to other gobbos. She is quite meek in the sheets
Anonymous No.149725048
Confess.
Anonymous No.149725990
>>149724029
gobbo milk.
Anonymous No.149726082
>>149699169 (OP)
It's actually a fat ugly gnome.
Anonymous No.149726784 >>149726833 >>149727550
Anonymous No.149726833
>>149726784
This is being made into a sex vn
Short Night: The Half Pint Lady
Anonymous No.149726900
>>149704108
Okay, fuck the goblin, the chick who broke out of the cuffs has a voice made entirely out of sex.
Anonymous No.149727550
>>149726784
Anonymous No.149727556
Anonymous No.149727597
>>149710953
>a trans allegory.
Jesus. To think I could have more disgust for turning a goblin into a halfling.
Anonymous No.149727616
Green buttcheeks.
Anonymous No.149728764
>>149699171
Lewd...
Anonymous No.149728888
Imagine her trying to sneakily pick pocket you but accidentally reaches too deep and grabs your junk
Anonymous No.149729400 >>149729937
>>149699171
>no tits
>no ass
might as well be a child, you fucking pedophiles
Anonymous No.149729495 >>149729614 >>149730337
>>149703956
It hasn't stopped people in the past.
Anonymous No.149729600
>>149699169 (OP)
>Man voice
Fucking why
Anonymous No.149729614
>>149729495
Dr Girlfriend has curves though.
Anonymous No.149729653 >>149729969 >>149730258
I don't really watch or keep up on tabletop stuff but are all tables suppose to GotG but with worse humor?

I tried watching Vox Machina and all the other characters seem to fit and the humor while not the best still seemed to fit in the world and then you had Scanlan whose entire thing was

"DUDE LET ME RAP, DUDE WHAT IF I CAST MAGIC WITH MY COCK, DUDE LET ME SAVE US BY CONJURING A GIANT BOUNCY ASS"
Anonymous No.149729937
>>149729400
>might as well be a child,
Out of 10!
Anonymous No.149729969
>>149729653
Pretty much, in d20 a lot of the people are comedians so a lot of them try being "the funny one"
Anonymous No.149730258
>>149729653
From what I recall, back when my party were all teenagers we were a bit funnier and less horny than what I've seen in Vox Machina, but most players don't take the game TOO seriously. Otherwise it gets boring.
Anonymous No.149730337
>>149729495
Dr. Girlfriend had a deep masculine voice yeah but she still talked like a woman despite that, and after a while of watching the show the joke melts away and that's just her voice. Imo her voice mainly reads as an exaggeration of a woman who smokes 50 packs a day or some shit over just "woman voiced by man lol." They made it work basically. It does not work with the fucking goblin. I still wanna fuck both tho, the goblin will have to stay on mute though, I fucking hate that voice.