How does it feel knowing that all of the girl characters who you had a crush on growing up would turn into polyamorous whores when they went to college in the modern world and probably have an OnlyFans?

Monogamy is a concept invented by the weak

>>149701547 (OP)
The same way I feel about fiat currencies and corporate monopolies. I’m a trifle miffed.

>>149701558
Polygamy is a concept invented by the degenerate and ugly

That's really gross.

>>149701547 (OP)
>girl characters who you had a crush on growing up
You are pathetic, unc. Hope I never turn out like you.

>>149701615
This is why you should never wish for any show to come back.

>>149701547 (OP)
And like that, im not watching the show.

>>149701648
>Hope I never turn out like you.
You won't. I still have my hair.

>>149701547 (OP)
Kahn Jr was always a whore
>>149701615
>>149701656
>>149701687
It's not shown as a good thing. Picrel is Bobby's reaction to that line

>>149701547 (OP)
If they’re happy, good for them.

>>149701711
I’ve been seeing this a lot zoomers are losing their hair early and that’s very funny to me, I bet it’s the microplastics

>>149701711
having this saved on speed dial is concerning

>>149701734
>Picrel is Bobby's reaction to that line
fucking bobby remains based
truly the GOAT

>>149701711
Zoomer BTFO lmao

>>149701711
I've always had a massive forehead sort of like the first of those
I'm almost 40 now and my hair doesn't seem to be falling out, unlike my younger stepbrother who started going bald a few years back

>>149701785
I was actually surprised by how based Bobby ended up being.

>>149701734
>Even Bobby's hippie gf calls Kahn Jr a slut to her face

>>149701547 (OP)
She doesn't appear to have any social media presence under her real name so I have no clue how she ended up.

Is this their way making us feel better that Bobby dodged that bullet?

>>149701547 (OP)
>>149701918
Holy shit, this is brutal. Do the writers just hate Connie?

>>149701711
>yo these microplastics be hittin different
>they kinda slap desu senpai

>>149701747
I can never be pro polygamy
Gay, trannie, whatever letters fine, but polygamy is nah, too weird and not part of human nature

>>149701892
He got into some cringe hijinks, but that's just because he's a middle school kid. Truth is, Bobby was always based.

>>149701965
IDK, but I've hated her ever since she cheated on Bobby by going on a date with Chane.... then cheated on him again by kissing Joseph.
>>149701998
True. When I first heard about the non-monogamy stuff, I was worried that they might try to paint it as being a good thing. Really glad that wasn't the case. The fact that Bobby was not only disgusted by it but then asks Connie a question basically asking if she's been run through by an entire frat was the icing on the cake. They did a great job with him.

>>149702093
It's hard to portray polyamory as a good and normal thing when its usually a collection of hideous people fucking each other, or in the case of one of my friends his gf tried to break up with him and he did the ultimate bitch move of offering to open up their relationship, so she just got to fuck other guys while they still "dated" and lived together.

>>149701547 (OP)
>modern men are the most obnoxious, vile, ugly pieces of shit imaginable
>wonder why women aren't settling for them

>>149702141
It has been tried many many times throughout history and it has never lasted longer than a single generation.

>>149702152
Don’t project your own self loathing bullshit on everyone else. Just because you’re a piece of shit doesn’t mean everyone is like you.

>>149702141
Even (most) mormons stopped doing poligamy because it rarely ends well.

>>149702179
What the fuck bros, why is this shit in KoTH. This is like watching your dog get hanged.

>>149702179
>Hwat the Sigma?

>>149701918
>Bobby hooked up with someone else
Oh thank God, you all had me worried for a minute.

>>149701547 (OP)
I think this is set up to parallel Nancy’s infidelity and the eventual reveal of Joseph’s parentage

>>149702141
True. The way some people were dooming on here, you'd think the show was going to fellate it instead of just showing it as an incredibly unhealthy and unsustainable type of relationship.

>>149702285
Bobby fucks two white girls this season. You have nothing to worry about (although the first one kinda used him).

>>149702269
That was the weakest episode, but it had its good points (which I assume were the parts of the episode the Velma writer wasn't allowed to touch).

>>149701547 (OP)
My ex basically is a cuckquean now because of their poly relationship considering their "partner" said the most emotionally fulfilling sex they had was with someone that wasn't them, behind their back.

>>149701558
monogamy is the only viable system

>>149702319
Ooooh, wasn’t expecting that. I like his haircut too, it strikes me as a combo of his old one and Hank’s

>>149702331
Isn’t it the one where Hank takes GH to a “man class” which feels like something Hank wouldn’t do or fall for since he would just take him fishing or get him into a hobby.

>>149701687
You were never planning on watching it in the first place you disingenuous fuck

>>149702355
Yes, that's the one. The non-Andrew Tate stuff was actually good. Especially seeing Junichiro and Cotton again.

>>149701558
>>149702350
Anon, you know my position on monogamy. I am in favor of it.

>>149702386
and he's right. I'm not watching this show either. I won't mind some spoilers

>>149701547 (OP)
I figured this would happen, seems the writers didn't want to do typical childhood crush becomes lover since the start and just went into overdrive on it.

>>149702141
One of my friends is in a poly relationship, she's with a married couple and she's had a kid off the husband, and the wife's had two. They're likely one of the few exceptions to the standard- she's an electrical engineer pulling six figures, and the husband/wife work in aerospace. Its weird to me, but they kicked of the relationship in their 30's and (far as I've known) been really happy together.

Most poly relationships I've seen have been vitriolic, venomous and hateful, and mostly boils down to shit like what >>149701918 and >>149702141 point out- its just people being sex pests and thinking that an 'open relationship' is a free pass to fuck whomever without guilt. Or more to the point, using the polyamory excuse to dodge the social repercussions of being known as shameless slut.

>>149701918
Lel, the continuation series really isn't holding back in the verbal department

>>149702434
But you don't know my position about modern world. But saying it here, would get me a ban for 3 days

>>149702441
Connie gets shit on by everyone for the 'non monogamy' thing and rightfully so IMO. There's also a part in episode 3 where they outright mock the concept of Asians being interchangeable (like what they did by recasting Kahn, Ted, etc) which was a bit of a head scratcher and makes me wonder if that was a mandate from the higher-ups. We see Cotton (in a flashback), Junichiro, Deedee, GH, and Buck Strickland again. No mention of Luanne, Lucky, or Gracie. Kahn and Minh are divorced but trying to hide it due to their cultural stigma behind divorce, John Redcorn and Nancy are shown early on to seemingly have restarted their affair only for it to be a fakeout and they're co-hosts of a Youtube channel that was thought up by Dale. The actual season leaves it rather ambiguous if they restarted their affair or not. There's more, but that's off the top of my head.

>>149701734
Bobby's got some great expressions.
He kinda looks like Guy Fieri

>>149701547 (OP)
Is this a YWWNLY thread? Fuck, that’s almost as nostalgic as KotH itself.

>>149702479
Definitely not. We even get a few shits including Boomhauer's long, drawn out "Shiiiiiieeeeeeet"

>>149702502
so yeah, nothing of value that would justify digging up them old bones, dangnabbit

>>149702481
why not use proxy? most banned anons do it all the time until they burnout jannies.

>>149701558
Polyamory is the non competitive option. I'd say that's weaker.

>>149702570
I try to be cultured, I'm not a nigger.

Drat, I said it again. See you in 3 days anon

>>149702570
Is that what happened to Peridotanon?

There is no way I could be attracted to anything drawn so ugly

>>149701547 (OP)
>polyamorous whores when they went to college in the modern world and probably have an OnlyFans?

Must be millennial writers, no one in gen z is doing that, most are lucky to get laid in the states!

>>149701547 (OP)
pretty accurate to real life.

>>149701547 (OP)
This whole thing feels so incredibly dated, all of these are like 2017-2018 issues.. I feel like ProJared kinda put the nail in that polyamory shit when his wife pushed him into it, so he banged a friend's wife who was also cool with it, but that friend was not cool with it, then his wife threw him under the bus and everybody was canceled until he pulled out like, actual emails.

>>149701918
Too bad they invalidate this character and anything she says by clearly making her a garbage person who took a shit on someone's desk.

>>149701547 (OP)
Most girls IRL don't fuck with that shit, just because it's being pushed in media doesn't mean it's an accurate representation of current dating culture. Does it happen? Sure, but not as much as it did in the 70s.

>>149703144
Nah. My stepsister was into that queenbee poly shit, only heard about it through family

>>149702179
Is this like the amazing world of gumball where they depend on internet topics for the plot or is it a one time joke?

>>149703168
One particularly weak episode. I was pleasantly surprised by most of the others.

>>149703168
In episode 4 they have 2 jokes from Joseph basically in a row about the keep her name out yo mouth meme and the shitty "this is like AI or something" trend of shit people say. But so the only other similar thing I could compare Episode 9 to within those first 4 (what I've seen) was Episode 3 was about Bobby fighting allegations of cultural appropriation. In general all of Episode 1 was about Hank and Peggy acclimating to current culture but there was probably not one specific thing.

>>149701547 (OP)
By 33 she will be a played out, lonely single skag that desperately wants to call up that nice guy that treated her right back in high school. It seems to be the natural evolution of things.

>>149703158
Sorry to say that your stepsister is more degenerate than most women.

>>149701547 (OP)
just accept that it's okay for girls to fuck guys behind their backs and you are wrong for thinking otherwise

>>149701547 (OP)
Going by that logic, all the boy characters I knew growing up turned into misogynistic incels who drove all the girl characters towards polyamory. I guess that balances out.

>>149703283
by the end of the show she breaks up with chang and starts dating bobby.

>>149702405
>seeing Junichiro and Cotton again.

>>149703328
bleh, used goods. no thanks

>>149701547 (OP)
Honestly I was cured of this early after my 5th grade crush immediately became a druggie whore in high school and dropped out. If anything I went "dodged that bullet"

>>149701547 (OP)
Doesn't ENM stand for something else already?

>>149703087
>who took a shit on someone's desk
Jerry Jones's desk

>>149701547 (OP)
I am only attracted to fictional monsters for the most part because actual women and their issues scare the fuck out of me. Shame about Connie though. I knew it probably wouldn't work out for them but it is a bummer.

>>149703370
cotton flashbacks and junichiro was on a video call because they got settlement money.

I've never met a poly person who was good looking
I've never met a poly person who's remained that way for long either

>>149701918
How the hell did Bobby bag a cute tomboy gf? he's such a dork

>>149703440
Is he still chill with Hank?

>>149703466
He's always been somewhat popular with girls. It's the confidence.

>>149703483
The dude next to Bobby looks like Roger, but white.

>>149703483
That's my fucking GOAT

Has there been a mega or dl links yet?

>>149703483
Why do women love guy's butts so much?

>>149703432
>We're practising ENM
>Embarrassed Nude Male, I lead Chane around naked in public

>>149701547 (OP)
nice edit lol

>>149703517
idk man but the amount of times ive been sexually harrassed by coworkers "accidently" brushing up my ass is astronomical

>>149703481
He was just there for a second but now Hank and Good Hank are close.

>>149701558
>Has monogamy is for the weak i am the strongest, might makes right
>Other 95% of men nail you to a wooden X upside down and forcefeed you your intestines
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT ILL SHARE THE PUSSY I PROMISE PLS DON'T KILL ME

>>149701558
>Letting your girl suck Tyrone's cock while she gets railed by Ivan is the strong option
Uh-huh

>>149703543
Good, I hope we see more of him in the future same with GH.

>>149701558
Gorillas vs gibbons.

>>149703509
Yes, and it's on all the usual free streaming sites as well by now.

>>149703483
Is that Rusty Venture?

>>149701547 (OP)
Y'know I haven't watched the new king of the hill shows yet because I'm assuming I'll be disappointed ... this doesn't help.

>>149702152
> >modern men are the most obnoxious, vile, ugly pieces of shit imaginable
Stop watching manosphere shit retard

>>149703602
Bobby is visibly disgusted by this, btw

>>149703574
The episode sucked but at least we got something out of it.

>>149702466
> They're likely one of the few exceptions to the standard- she's an electrical engineer pulling six figures, and the husband/wife work in aerospace. Its weird to me, but they kicked of the relationship in their 30's and (far as I've known) been really happy together.
I know engineering and shit is impressive, but anyone into poly in a retarded faggot in my book. Kind of like when you see a tranny who is a scientist

>>149701558
How's your girlfriend? Is she fucking other guys?

>>149703144
You underestimate how libtard most women are

>>149703439
>love yuri shit in /co/
>hate real life lesbians
Simple as

>>149703630
exactly, I dont care if you are a trashy person or a prestigous doctor. People who participate in poly should be shunned from civil society

>>149703699
They had a lot of sex this season

>>149703710
I just hate when people use professions or status as an excuse for shitty or dumb behavior, and to put down normal people just because their job/title isn’t as fancy.

Won’t get to watch all episodes before I go to work, but is there going to be a second season or was this a one off thing with a solid ending?

Nice of them to release this shit all at once so I can miss every discussion after 1 fucking day.

>>149701547 (OP)
>turned out hot like her mom
>immediately ruined her
what were they thinking?

>>149703745
Her mom was a slut too. Remember, she went to key parties.

>>149701711
its funny because only like 1 of these guys are actually in the stages of balding the rest of them just have big foreheads

>>149703738
Season 15 was created at the same time and is likely to be out sometime early 2026.

>>149703617
that doesn't change the fact, that connie is a despicable character

>>149703757
Yeah, its possible just to have a 5head without going bald

>>149703517
All women love giving rimjobs by default.

>>149703770
>Season 15
Nice.
>Hank knows soccer
Oh no, the saudis got to him.

>>149703791
You never go ass to mouth, anon

>>149703786
Agreed. I've hated her for a long time. TKJD

>>149701918
Who tf is this? either ways I hope she wins the bobby bowl

damn Hank is fucking a ton

>>149703878
The manic pixie girl Bobby meets digging through the dumpsters at his restaurant.

>>149703889
I told you dude, they have a lot of sex in S14

>>149701558

>Hank starts liking soccer because of soccer field grass

Honestly the most genius thing of the entire series.

MEGA link? I'm not signing up for this kike shit.

>>149701558
They're mad because he spoke the truth.

>>149704086
have you tried WCO?

>>149704095
Gonna check now

>>149701547 (OP)
Context: Connie and Chane are basically dating in-name-only to keep her parents happy and she's rationalizing the fact that Chane is basically fucking his way through everyone in her social circle.

>>149704086
search previous threads

>>149701757
>>149701973
Good news though is that you don't have to be jealous of the microplastics in their blood. It's everywhere and in yours too.

Why is Emilio such a badass?

>>149704236
They needed someone to compensate for the lack of Octavio

>>149703687
I have been on dating apps for years now and the amount of women who are vocally anti-poly even in their bios alone is overwhelming.

>>149703591
No, a Rusty Venture is when you huff propane gas while a guy is fucking your ass with the handle-end of a spatula.

>>149704275
Unironically, good for them.

>>149701547 (OP)
>halfway into episode 2 so far
>genuinely find it hard to tell when either Huss or Hardwick are voicing Dale
Dunno if that speaks to Huss' talent as an actor or just how fucking bad Hardwick's health became. Do we know if there's a definite point where Huss takes over full time?

>>149704197
Minh got dem witch hands.

>>149704236
>ready to kill a rat for his Jefe.

>>149704045
Yeah that’s a wig.

>>149704268
>legit made me think we lost Machete for a good few seconds
Don't scare me like that, anon

>>149704294
Episode 8 is 100% Huss AFAIK

>>149704275
>I have been on dating apps for years now

>>149702269
>Why is [MODERN PHENOMENON] in a show about [MODERN PHENOMENONS]
References to the contemporary world happened even when you were younger

Is it Hardwick in the first couple episodes? He sounds weird.

>"Do you sell beer that tastes like beer and isn't trying hard to taste like something else?"
The long pause before he says, "no" sells that joke.

>>149703709
IRL lesbians are some of the most wretched people on this planet.

>>149704367
Being on the verge of death will do that to a man

>>149701547 (OP)
>connie is now one of those college whores that hides behind nonsense words to defend her undefendable behavior

disappointing

>>149704432
>asian girl with overbearing asian parents turns into a huge whore the moment she gets a small taste of freedom
Many such cases.

>>149702285
They treat Bobby well this new season.
He's charismatic and more open-minded than his dad while having Hank's hard work ethic and bullshit detector.

Derspite his fears. Hank and PEggy did raise that boy right.
Though leaks already spoil that Bobby and Connie do end up together next season.

>the new season was actually pretty good
color me fucking surprised. everything leading up to this made me so worried this would be a complete trainwreck.

>>149704492
The last episode of this season already spoiled it tbf

>>149704492
>bobby ends up with a used up whore

grim

>>149704522
The Beavis and Butthead reboot supposedly is really good too.
Mike Judge seems to be a rare case of a reinnassence man with a near perfect record of projects.

>>149701757
It's absolutely not. It's the fact that zoomers subsist on a diet of energy drinks, weed, and vape oil.

>>149704557
Hwat

>>149704555
>near perfect
What did he misfire on, would you say?

>>149704551
>Implying marrying the cute tomboy friend from next door not the best ending
We all stray our paths but it's not too late to find it again.

>>149701547 (OP)
There's some temporal nexus going on where it's been 5-20 years for the characters.

>>149704587
The Goode Family
>inb4 never heard of it
foor goode reason.

>>149704492
>spoiler
Yeah, it would be best to scrap that, you don't turn someone into a hoe then hope the audience roots for them again. No one is rooting for Nancy when it comes to her marriage with Dale, were rooting for Dale.

>>149704492
>>149704551
It seems more Connie at the start of the series is trapped in a bad unfaithful relationship and she's trying so hard to convince herself its a positive freespirited poly thing as a justification for it all.

Only thing I don’t really like about this besides minor nit picky shit is that Bill is still a piece of shit and he’s still obsessed with Peggy. He should have been given a happy ending with Kahn’s mom.

>>149704492
>tfw he got his dad's autism but it's about cooking instead of propane to the point where he carries around a spatula and bottle of hot sauce on his person at all times, just in case

>>149704619
He should have died of covid

Should've used this Mihn

>>149704671
>No adblock

>>149702194
Pay no attention to the Abbasid Harem of the Calipphate that existed for 508 years, the Wizard of Monogomy has spoken.

>Bobbie has sex with some random girl he just met in the first episode
>accidentally butt dials Peggy so she can hear the whole act, to boot
As hilarious as this was, did any older anons find this a little off putting? Like, im happy for Bobby getting some action, but ive known him as the goofy prop comic kid for like twenty years now.

>>149704688
It's on the white list, come on.

>>149704344
There is a way to explore something without going into trash memes. Especially in the case of KotH.

>>149704722
You're a dumdum, kids grow up into adults, adults fuck.
You aren't even in any way related to Bobby.

>>149701547 (OP)
>polyamorous whores when they went to college in the modern world and probably have an OnlyFans?

Hot

>>149701547 (OP)
Is this real or like the Fantastic 4 movie?

>>149701785
Nah these shills fucking lied and I believed them, almost immediately after this reaction >>149701734 he's shown to want to be in on the faggy arrangement too but Connie says no to him.
FUCK YOU SHILLS THIS REVIVAL BLOWS

>>149704722
that's how you know this isn't your dad's king of the hill!

>>149701547 (OP)
>>149701734
>>149701918
>>149703483
>>149704760
Alright I'm gonna ask it does he look like a young Buck Strickland to anyone else?

>>149704760
>The relationship is shown to be unstable and implodes
>Kahn Jr is basically called a slut by Bobby's hippie gf
That's not portraying it positively just because Bobby had a simp moment.

>>149704799
Another theory is born

>>149704812
>just because Bobby had a simp moment.
Having that moment exist to begin with is the problem.

>>149704799
They wouldn't dare

>>149701547 (OP)
You had a crush on Connie? Ew. Her bad cousin is one thing, but Connie always looked like a troll.

>>149704841
He had simp moments in the original run as well. Never forget Marie. Good thing he ends up not doing it.

>>149704722
People grow up, anon.

>>149704841
The show still shits on it, see >>149701918

>>149704401
This. Gays are pretty annoying but dykes are on another level

>>149701757
it's the internet addiction fueled anxiety

>>149704861
He only ends up not doing it because Connie let him down gently, he was without a doubt on board to be a lowly hotdog in that hallway otherwise.

>>149701547 (OP)
Booby got pussy before dating her, so it's completely fine if he didn't then it would be fucked Simple As

Just finished ep 6 and you can tell Connie’s endgame. She’s clearly not buying her own bullshit with the non monogamy shit and she sent those cookies for Bobby with the husband material crap. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still actually a virgin and she’s dating Shane for some kind of benefit to her.

>>149704928
The show paints it as Bobby not being true to himself for even entertaining it.

>>149704935
>Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still actually a virgin
>t.Kahn

>>149704799
>everyone was spot on, it just wasn't Bill

>>149704841
You sound like the niggers who complain about the bad guy being racist because portraying bigotry at all is A Bad Thing.

>>149704935
I'm done with the season and I feel like Connie's ENM stuff is simply how she was coping with the fact that Chane was likely fucking any girl that he could. Connie could then write it off as "Well, my boyfriend isn't actually cheating on me because we are in an ENM relationship."

>I finished Netflix, Hank.
>Did you know that when you get done with Netflix they send someone over to do something called a "wellness check"?
This is probably one of the most important inquiries I'll ever make here, /co/mrades.........Is William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive a Kipofag or does he strike you more of a Jentry type?

>>149703555
Neat school shooter fantasy, too bad people who lack the courage to talk even talk to a girl arent usually brave enough for violence with someone who can respond.

>>149701547 (OP)
It's the clown high reboot disaster all over again but even sadder, Fuckin hate female writers

Geez. Dale's VA SOUNDS like he's about to die.

They did Boomhauer dirty with the gf and not his kid, raising a step-kid. That is literally normalized cuckoldry. Typical.

>>149704196
Do we even see Connie hook up with anyone else? Or is "ENM" her rationalization for "my boyfriend is fucking half the campus"?

King of the Hill killed hulu

>>149703517
>why do women like the muscle group men use for thrusting their hips
I dunno man why do men like big tits?

The new Kahn voice sucks.

>>149705325
No which is why I think the ENM thing was just a whole bunch of cope on her part. The one moment where Chane should have acted like a boyfriend to her is the moment that he bailed out stating that because they are in a ENM relationship that he doesn't need to comfort her.

>>149705288
>the kid has absolutely no idea what Boomhauer is saying most of the time
Bout time that joke circled back around. Also
>normalized cuckoldry
Put it this way: would you rather a kid grow up with zero male upbringing and leave everything entirely up to the moment to raise him, or would you rather there be a positive male role model in the kids life who can teach him the ways of life? Y'all fucks seem to forget that breeding and/or child rearing is about, you know, the child. Using them as a prop to boost your faberge ego seems to me like the more cuckold way of thinking, but that's just me

>>149704641
That's not even Hank being awkward with emotions, it's just disrespectful for Bobby and his girl to do that.

So does Connie actually fuck anyone in this reboot or is this just a front for how pathetic she is in general? This ENM shit, that's just dating before you get a girlfriend.

>>149705710
You see her leave a one night stand in the first episode.

>>149705407
>Put it this way: would you rather another man's kid blah blah blah...
Not my problem.

>>149704928
Bullshit Bobby would be great naked and embarrassed.

>>149701547 (OP)
>Having a crush on connie
You actually deserve death

>>149705407
to be charitable to your post, most would be less judgmental if it meant Boomhauer had a child with said lady alongside a stepson.
>Y'all fucks seem to forget that breeding and/or child rearing is about, you know, the child.
Yeah, my kid. That is something you are forgetting, blood. Least Dale has an excuse since his wife is a harlot. This kid ain't gonna be the next Joseph.

>>149703466
He's funny and confident

On ep 7 and I get that cause Bobby lives in Fagllas he’s taking Hank to something cowboys related but I think I would have preferred he took him to a Texans thing. Would be funny seeing Hank suck off CJ for being a religionfag.

>>149705777
>be just another punk who walks away
So you choose to go the little bitch route? OK, cool, just wanted to make sure we have that established.

>>149705722
Okay, so if she gets pregnant, she's on her own. Good luck claiming paternity when you're a whore.

>>149703517
They don't have a lot of stuff to sexually focus on like men.
Dick is pretty much packed away. It's either strong arms which is foot fetish tier or something close to the dick, like the butt.

Besides, monkeys love butts.

>>149705809
Dale being a better father to Joseph than John Redcorn could ever hope to be is probably the most knife twisting revenge he can inflict on the man short of, you know, an actual knife in the gut. You think that underscores your point but it only highlights mine: you can be the man who steps up or you can be the bitch who walks away.

>>149705722
Possibly. You see her leaving a dorm and awkwardly claiming she was visiting a friend.

A one night stand's a reasonable interpretation, but not confirmed.

Who the fuck liked Connie?

>>149705869
I was highlighting Dale and Joseph as a good thing. Why do you think I said the next Joseph? There isn't anything like that here.
>you can be the man who steps up or you can be the bitch who walks away.
Or I can be the one who has a kid of my own. There was no reason not to do both with Boomhauer.

>>149702466
>she's with a married couple
I'm assuming that involves swinging, which is usually a team effort which should have a better turn out than her and whoever she's with just acting on their own. It's even more successful if it's with a married couple since it would probably be harder to convince single women into having a sex only relationship.

>>149701875
look at the back of your head

>>149704294
Huss sounds better

So does Strickland Propane still exist?

Connie dating Chane at all speaks volumes, Bobby can do better.

>Imagine believing Dale isn't raising Joseph out of spite and revenge.

>Sister and boyfriend have been together since highschool, almost twenty years
>Think they're the perfect example of a monogamy couple
>She tells us at dinner she has a girlfriend and fucks other guys in her boyfriend's friend group
Dunno how to look at her now, even though it isnt my business.

>Phil Lamar voicing a japanese obsessed black man who calls Bobby out for cultural appropriation
This is peak

>>149706002
The whole "Bobby and Chane run a restaurant together" detail made it sound like Chane got his act together. I guess not.

>>149701547 (OP)
Did they bring back the kid that pantsed Peggy?

>>149706013
sometimes being single is better

>>149706108
No.

>>149705926
A notorious ladies man who would literally hit on women until one of them finally agreed to sleep with him winding up raising some other fucker's kid is pretty much the only ending his story could possibly get.

Anyone have a mega link to the episodes or whatever?

I miss Ted Wassanasong's old voice.

>>149706177
pstream

Most people don't practice shit like that because they don't want diseases.

>>149703517
>men love female asses
>women love male asses
There is no contradiction.

>>149706219
>chud
>using bugophobic terms like """disease"""

>>149704399
WAKE UP BITCH!
No, Bobby-sama, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that harlot, please continue sleeping

>>149704522
Nice try. Still not watching it

>>149701558
Your ok with other dudes fucking your wife? That makes you a cuck.

>>149704557
start by making me a sandwich, you cunt

>>149701918
Isn't this line a little crass for King of the Hill?

>>149706315
it takes true strength to watch your wife be fucked by hundreds of dudes, its a strength that chuds just can't understand.

Holy shit I just heard Kahn’s voice and it’s horrible.

>>149705365
You can suck a pair of tits, a man's ass however doesn't have nipples.

>>149704715
ah yeah, sandniggers, truly an example to follow

>>149701547 (OP)
Dude I’m married I don’t care.

>>149704861
he's supposed to grow up, as other anon said

>>149701547 (OP)
Why are the younger generations so fucking weird?

>>149706394
unironically? they need Jesus.

>>149705365
that's a stereotype. gay man like muscle men, women like bishonens

>>149705184
That's the reality of human history stupid. Civilization was a compromise so "Chad" could keep his intestines inside his body. You YWDS fags are all the same, you all think you can just abuse people forever and no one has a breaking point until someone gets violent with you and then you act completely shocked and start shrieking and panicking

>>149705869
why repeating it with boomhauer?

>>149701547 (OP)
They made Bobby a fucking chad. He didn't even have to try to get laid by college chicks.

>>149706013
treat her like a subhuman that she is

>>149706334
lmao, well written bait

>>149705407
To answer your rebuttal. I would rather it be normalized to have both biological parents raising their kid. Not this his child or her child nonsense. This is why I am adamantly against cuckolding. It's depraved and sick.
>Blah blah blah positive male role models and le Alpha men are bad.
If you do not have a mom and dad that didn't conceive you. Then you are most certainly not normal. Being raised a bastardling by any step-parent. I feel for you. But back to the rebuttal. They did Boomhauer dirty. Simple as.

>>149706394
Acting in a way that irks the older folks is like.................43% of the entire point of being the younger generation, honestly.

>>149706335
Kahn gets it the worst in the reboot, I enjoy the show but damn do I feel bad for Kahn he’s got nothing. He even tried to beg to Ted thinking it would help Connie. He was wrong but still I feel bad for Khan for all his faults he was a good dad.

>>149701918
Please don't swear in KotH :(

>>149705365
Big tits are an indication of health and fertility. Good-looking butts are also indicators of health and fertility. Though the criteria for good-looking here varies between men and women.

>>149701965
No, it seems like they're going through a thing that Connie washed out and was directionless (presumably after the Hills moved?) until reconnecting with Bobby and the ENM shit was part of that. I guess Bobby went with his parents to Saudi Arabia but moved back some time after turning 18 because he's also surprised when she says that she stopped playing violin "in junior high" which would also mean that the Hills moved before or around when Bobby graduated from Tom Landry.

I don't know, it's hard to tell on any of this because they don't give you anything about what happened inbetwee To Sirloin with Love and Return of the King beyond small snippits. You basically have to piece it together from shit like the opening and the occasional mention of Dale having been mayor for 36 hours.

the culture comes in circle
we had decades of good old conservative culture,
then counter-culture happened and le sexual revolushon, and people started fucking like rabbits
now decades later it dials back and next generations will be conservative not only out of spite, but also because the only couples who will reproduce will have to be normal, the degenerates abort kids and if they do have, they raise them to be a crime stat

>>149701547 (OP)
This animation is truly awful.

>>149701558
>>149701558
its actually a concept invented by people with assets to pass down

I'm one episode in...does it get better? The writing is so goddamn obnoxious

>>149706528

You get used to it.

>>149706536

Yeah, by episode three they settle in and its like the show never left.

>>149705139
He'd absolutely hop on the K-Pop train.

>>149701615
to be fair bobby laughes at her when she lists an entire fraternity as being allowed then laughes at her again when she complains about getting called a whore
i swear adult bobby was the best thing in this show

>>149701711
Big forehead niggas trying to get balding sympathy. Hate those billboard faced lying cunts.

>>149701547 (OP)
Why should i feel bad about other people doing what they want with their lives? I'm not their parents.

>>149703087
She took a shit on Jerry Jones' desk because she blames him for becoming an alcoholic after he got fired from the Cowboys.

>>149703878
She's only in two episodes. Bobby gets with her in episode 6 then breaks up with her in episode 7.

>>149702331
It only has "good points" in the absolute broadest sense. It still says the reason these guys feel like shit and are unable to get girls is because they refuse to acknowledge their own flaws and project them onto women becoming hateful misogynists. It doesn't really touch on ay deeper issues for the current problems of male insecurity and screwed up relationships between genders have gotten for a wide variety of reasons.

>>149706416
Shaking weakling hands typed this.

>>149706477
>you're only "normal" and worthy of love and empathy if you fill in the boxes of x, y and z
>otherwise you're just a waste of atoms and should just die as soon as possible

>>149704760
Why is Kahn Jr doing Naruto hand signs at Bobby? I'm rewlly pissed at Cotten for dying before teaching Bobby how to talk to asian bitches. Bobby should just go to Japan and get some Japanese cunny. Its what his grandpa would have wanted.

>>149705813
Tyrone won't see this, little bro.

>>149706587
Hes not wrong. There's only so much a human can take before they just snap and sperg the fuck out

>>149701597
Well, no. If given the opportunity, most women would prefer to share a high-status man than to settle for an exclusive relationship with a moderate-status man. Dating site trends show this clearly. Formal harems emerge when societies develop to the point that a high-status man can enlist other men to enforce his claim on certain women, but (formal or informal) polygamy occurs widely in primitive societies. The human immune system indicates that the long-term average practice is semi-monogamous, where most people have a small number of long-term relations. But genetic analysis indicates that modern humans have twice as many female ancestors as male ancestors, meaning that the average man (who reproduced) did so with two women, on average. Most men who lived didn't manage to reproduce.

>>149704524
Go make up with your mom, Eli.

>>149701734
she asks chad wossonason to stay with her when her parents break up and he tels her to fuck off and to call him if she wants to have sex and she spends the whole episode getting drunk
pottery
connie was only whoring out because she was afraid of being like her mother
also joseph is doing the same thing jhon redcorn did but this time is divorced and widowed women so good for him

>>149702319
He also had a chance with a kween that Connie tried to set him up with. She was into him and wanted to leave so they could fuck but by that point he was starting to pine for Connie so he turned her down.

I just noticed on rewatching but why is Nancy drinking wine all the time?

>>149706013
My brother revealed that he is in a polyamorous relationship and I honestly do not understand it.
He has like 3 or 4 girlfriends
They all have like 2-3 boyfriends
If you got them all together it has to be at least like 12-14 people all just fucking one another and going on dates at random intervals. I think the worst part is how long he hid it. He kept bringing over his "main" girlfriend (the one he lives with) and pretending like they were just a couple. Now I don't even know how to interact with the two of them. Especially because once he told me the two of them were just constantly open about everything and his GF would talk about hanging out with "one of my other partners that day" or some other shit.

But what am I gonna say? They seem fine, I guess. He gets along with the other guys. They literally have like a 6 person D&D group made up of people in their "polycule" (a term I do not understand).

>>149706507
bobbys dick is as holy as greg universes is cursed

>>149706620
that's why women shouldn't have rights

>>149706650
Man your bro is gonna catch so many diseases.

>>149703087
its not like he had the best track record when it comes to girls
remember meth lab connie?

>>149706627
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZoteJr3PZA&pp=ygUKU3BvbmdlYmV0YQ%3D%3D

>>149706651
well that's his purse and he doesn't know you

Bronco Barry bamboozling Bobby and trying to sell him the horse gave me the biggest laugh out of any of the episodes. He was a very KotH character if that makes sense; fit in well with the Buck, Thatherton and Lane Pratley types.

>>149702331
>That was the weakest episode,
it starts with hank running away in fear of his infant brother what do you think?

>>149706650
first of all, avoid any physical contact with them, including hand shakes

How do you feel knowing furries worked on this show?

>>149703620
Wish she would SHIT on me

>>149703620
>>149706700
Honestly thought she was kinda hot until that

>>149706540
dales voice makes me sad because it reminds me the va is dead

>>149701558
Polyamorous relations destroys societies. What do you think happens when the other 50% of men who don't have wives see the other half hoarding all the women?

>>149706709

And man, you can tell he was not long for this world.

>>149701965
Either they wanted a punching bag to make fun of young millennial women, or they are trying to do genuine character development. Her parents getting divorced and her underachieving and being stifled her entire childhood lead to her going the opposite direction too hard, sleeping around and getting involved in an "open relationship" so she doesn't have to face the possibility of it falling apart.
If they're going for a genuine character then I can see the relationship with Bobby making her more into a traditional relationship, maybe even getting her some of her drive back. However, if they go that route it is inevitable that her or Bobby will cheat for some easy drama points. I wish they wouldn't end up together since that is the inevitable conclusion, but we already know it is gonna happen.

>>149706708
>until
it's like some people can't appreciate a little quirky fetish

>>149706536
its more of a hank is retired show than a hank is scared of the future (present) future show

>>149706013
>>149706650
The end result of giving women rights

>>149706694
>literal wolf heads pasted on a human body
Not the work of a furry, there's no eyebrows or anthrofied features and the alpha wolf isn't smirking at the beta with erotic intent

>>149706536
The first few episodes are HANK GETS IPAD tier shit and then they mostly get it out of their system and it is noticeably better.

>>149706565
growing old and not being able to connect with the young people or old people or even people from your generation is strange

>>149706694
dont care

>>149706694
Isnt it funny that Alpha, Beta, Charlie, etc Wolves dont even exist and was just some dudes misinterpretation of the wolves' social system? Same guy who came up with the concept even went back on it after realizing Alpha wolves where just parents. Isnt it weird people dont just use lions instead? I get why they wouldnt want to use Gorilla's because that can be seen as a nono.

>>149706755
if you could rate it out of 10, how much you don't care?

>>149706721
I don't find shitting to be all that hot

>peggy is sex crazed over soccer referee Hank
hyuk hyuk

>>149706013
is it incest if you and your sister share the same sexual partner?

>>149706768
they don't use lions because people already know too much about lions, and thus know female lions do the hunting, which doesn't jibe with the modern "alpha male" image they're trying to sell.

>>149705455
Bobby wasn't actually all that into it either, she's the one who initiated it and stuff like that is part of why he broke up with her. She was nice but he wouldn't leave him alone, even inviting herself to the Cowboys fantasy camp that she got them tickets to that was ostensibly meant as a way for Hank and Bobby to bond. She's not stalkery or anything but is basically too freespirited and has no sense of boundaries.

>>149701558
I don't even know how to spell it

>>149706647
Guilt, her son acts like her incel husband instead of her chad lover. Her brown son is convinced he is white because of this. Her lover is miserable and her husband has gotten more unhinged over the years.

>>149706772
that's because you weren't exposed to good scat porn. there are some scatological classics, pardon my shitty pun

I want to ask the Americans here but how accurate is King of the Hill for depicting average American life?

>>149706647
Stereotypical older white women shit

>>149701547 (OP)
The only thing I know is that the modern woman CHOSE to slut around so you have to expect that today's young woman is already a used up slut. Doesn't matter if she legit isn't a slut she lives in a culture that encourages slutting around and worse cheating on their boyfriends and husbands. So I put no stock in vaginas. Treat them as disposable because women embraced this role. No sympathy for twats. They did this to themselves while having the audacity to blame men when women are the CHOOSERS of sex so fuck them and I mean in the offensive bad way.

>>149706794
M
O
N

>>149706783
no, unless they share clothes

>>149702179
I never thought I'd live to see the day to witness a /r9k/ meme hosted in a King of the Hill episode.

>>149706814
NO GAMEY

>>149706796
Bro watches this episode and gets hard

>>149706814
no stop it, I was just kidding

I will use the powers of self-improvement to mend my lacking love life

>>149706334
No it's called you got porn addicted and ruined another person.

>>149706809
Eli...

>>149706801
there are different types of americans. it depends on the region. illinois americans are very slavic, new york are jewish, new jersey are italian, texas are your stereotypical fuck yeah guns murrica, albeit it's an exaggeration. california is basically mexico II, florida is full of old and chill people.

don't get me started on detroit or memphis. anyway, united states is basically 50 different countries united together

>>149706779
I hope somebody uses the you just got pegged sound bite from Peggy well.

>>149706840
Take a while that will, hmmm?

>>149701757
It's just genetics
Everyone's going to go bald eventually unless we get into accurate gene editing

>>149706839
remember the first episode? when hank listens to bobby's tape, which turns out to be guy pooping? that's what started my fetish ha ha

thank you KOTH for opening my eyes wide

>>149706857
You get those weird states like Pennsylvania were you have Jews like New York but also Mercia guns living together.

>>149706791
Thats also false. Male lions do hunt quite often. Even when they run a pride. They are really fucking good at it too. Some dont even hunt with their females and just kill Buffalo alone.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uYzCYRkgrm0&pp=ygUOTWFsZSBsaW9uIGh1bnQ%3D

>>149706746
God I hope you're right, but even so the fact that 30% of your show's writing is just trying to bait neocons to repost clips of your show on twitter so you can pull a south park on them feels so lazy and uninspired. This is New Norm tier garbage

>>149703517
My girlfriend fell for me because my butt looked great in a pair of slacks.

>>149706888
yeah, or trailer trash states. north dakota basically feels canadian, which isn't that weird, but still

>>149706862
shut up you

>>149703728
Post-menopausal coitus hits different. No risks!

>>149706001
No idea, we only know that Buck says he's retired now. Could mean he passed it off to another employee, could mean he passed it off to Ray-Roy, could mean he lost it to Thatherton in poker or dice or cockfighting.

>>149706801
Not at all, Joseph didn't get rounded up and put into a concentration camp at any point in the season

>>149704482
She Maylied?

>>149703517
a strong ass is evidence of power thrust capabilities

>>149706855
Eli what? Am I wrong? The answer is no. Women are indeed the CHOOSERS of sex. Women choose. So they choose to liberally spread their legs for whatever makes their cunt moist. This is the culture their mothers and grandmothers voted for so now young women need to deal with it. Don't blame men because if they really want to curse anyone it should be their grandmamas and mommies. That's who the modern young woman should be hateful towards. Especially the Hippie Generation that's a BIG one.

>>149706959
What no pussy does to a mf

damn Bobby is really matured in this season
Peggy is still the worst character in the show

>>149706477
>Being raised a bastardling by any step-parent.
It's rare that I'm disgusted by anyone on this site anymore, but it's impressive how much you came off as a sub-human freak in just one post.

>>149706984
Peggy is the character who feels the most like her old self.

>>149701547 (OP)
>How does it feel knowing that all of the girl characters who you had a crush on growing up
Aren't fucking real.

>>149706973
different anon. best part? at some point, you just stop caring about pussy altogether. and at that moment, women not only have no power over you, you also start openly disregard them as lesser beings. it feels amazing. liberating, even

>Hank knows what getting cancelled is
>Doesn't know about auto start/stop in hybrid cars
lol what?

>>149707012
In fairness to Hank, I only started noticing that way more in the public within the last 5 years, and that's only because I noticed all the cars around me had it
Hank lived in a petrol state lol

>>149706992
>Gets called a sub-human for speaking the truth.
NGMI.

>>149706959
>t.

>>149707010
This is true, doesn't matter whether you're a guy who can't score or an alpha with age your sex drive really goes down. And here's the thing thanks to all the hormones pseudo estrogens in the water, plastics, etc men's sex drive going down has become a more POWERFUL phenomenon. So men really majorly lose interest in pussy in modern civilization. Women of course get angry when their long standing boyfriends or husbands no longer tolerate their naggy wishy washy bullshit especially when the reward is.....obligatory vanilla sex with an ever aging wrinkled old hag.

As the old saying goes Mother Nature is a bitch but Father Time can be a real bastard. Reality doesn't like bullshit.

>>149706801
Totally inaccurate, it portrays conservatives as people who are stubborn and slow to change but willing to respect the integrity they find in others who live a different way of life, rather screeching death cultists who worship a pedophile and believe anyone different from them should be brutally slaughtered

>>149706650
>They literally have like a 6 person D&D group made up of people in their "polycule"
as soon as you said this I instantly had the exact picture in mind of the people involved in this. They are all fat and/or ugly aren't they?

We should kill all the jews.

>>149706801
Just image everything portrayed in King of the Hill but imagine if it was 10x more cynical and evil. Like if Dale was maliciously being cucked, found out, shot Nancy and Redcorn, went to jail and Joseph entered CPS where he was pimped out to gay pedophile democrats.

>>149707167
Why would they go to democrats when the local source is so much more plentiful?

>>149707128
My brother is tall and skinny, his "main" GF is a very pale hispanic girl that actually has a fantastic ass but admittedly has been gaining weight at a slow, but steady pace over the last 2 years or so.
I've only met one of the other girls and she was fairly petite, like ribs exposed kind of skinny and I think she was vegan.

You haven't earned women's respect

>>149707211
Post hand, I bet it's brown.

>>149702179
IS THIS FUCKING REAL

The most realistic portrayal of a pathetic incel is Bill and I hate seeing him every time. Man is absolutely pathetic incarnate.

>>149707012
Yeah, SA probably has hybrid cars

>>149707119
Unhinged twigboy

>>149706492
That is certainly what some would like young people to believe anyways.

>>149707213
>a fantastic ass but admittedly has been gaining weight at a slow, but steady pace over the last 2 years or so.
just wait when she hits the wall, it will be glorious

>>149706857
Ohio and the Amish, Utah and Mormons

>>149707211
I think all homosexuals should be executed, including the ones that pretend to be conservative.

>>149707012
Yeah, the first five or so minutes of the show felt off, was even texting a friend that it seems kind of shit cause it started with
>lol remember his narrow urethra
>look at much has changed
And other shit like it seemed they were flanderizing Hank. It’s like they threw everything at you all at once plus the voices and animation made it too much to take. After the 5 mins it starts getting the feel of the old show a bit then by the third ep it almost ALMOST makes you think it never left. There’s still stuff that reminds you it’s new though and it’s mostly annoying shit like the voices. Seriously, I can’t stand Kahn’s new voice.

>>149707119
Deranged

>>149707236
Why are you deflecting? Is the truth a little uncomfortable?

Watching Episode 9 and Toby Huss is actually waaaaay better as Dale than Johnny Hardwick

>>149707294
>17 year old
lmao

Bill should've just been killed off quietly

>>149707294
surely only republicans rape kids

>>149707303
Not surprised, this is why pedocons shouldn't be allowed with two miles of school zones

>>149704619
True, but it's totally in character for Bill to be the exact same after all those years. Plus they stated Khan's mom had passed away.

>>149707305
why killing a male character, when he can be further humiliated instead?

Dale sounds awful, what kind of sickness did his VA had before he passed away?

>Connie is sleeping with an entire fraternity
Bobby is just mad he doesn't go to college.

>>149707319
The women are more humiliated.

>>149704760
He only wanted to be in her circle cause he wanted to fuck and win her for himself, not because he was into ENM.

Now hold on guys... I think they might be onto something here...

>>149707332
They are so similar.

>>149707319
I don't know
Going from the innocent ace student to the fraternity's bicycle is bigger fall off than whatever Bill is now.

>>149707325

Theres evidence he had cancer, but he was found drowned in his tub and the body was too decomposed to officially declare anything.

>>149707369
fuck forgot pic

>>149705811
The Cowboys have always been Hank's team. Expecting that to change because the Oilers changed their name to sound more deeply tied to Texas as a whole is like expecting him to grill with charcoal or divorce Peggy.

>>149707369
>>149707384
christ shut the fuck up already

Why the fuck did the Hills go to Saudi Fucking Arabia of all places?

>>149707288
>Seriously, I can’t stand Kahn’s new voice.
Nobody can, it's arguably the biggest con of the whole reboot.

Maybe we'll get lucky and Chieng will be involved in a sex scandal or something and be quietly replaced.

>>149707397
Speaking of charcoal I haven't watched the new season yet, but was there fallout from Bobbeh being a specialist charcoal chef?

>>149707406
>it's arguably the biggest con

>>149707400
You think Hank wouldn't be pragmatic enough to take a four year job out of the country in exchange for pretty much setting his family up for life?

>>149707442
I think Hank loves his home too much to leave it for financial reasons and is enough of a hard worker to where he wouldn't mind putting in the effort to do so otherwise.

>>149707417
One in a line of complaints about his nontraditional establishment. I honestly thought he'd fixate more on the propane.
>>149707400
That is a very common practice for Texans in the Oil and Natural Gas industry. Like, oil worker transplant is a caricature in Saudi media.

>>149706801
Remember that America is fucking huge, so expect Portland Oregon to be about as different as Belgim is to south Italy. It's reasonable, with the accounting for comedy factors. This is Texas.

Shit in there like, eat the steak and get it free are real. The steak is 2kg. Shit like dale is real. People who's =primary pastime is lawncare is real.

>>149707400
Because Hank got paid really damn well for doing it and the last episode of the season once again showed how much Buck was taking advantage of Hank in terms of pay since Hank's yearly returns on his dividends was what Buck paid him in a year.

>>149707397
Hank is also a Texans fan. Both are in different conferences so it doesn’t matter unless they play each other which is only in preseason or every 4 years, or the superb owl. “An all Texas Super Bowl. His will be done.”

Why do they give Dale so many lines... he sounds like he has a sinus infection

Everyone's voice is depressing me

So who's the black guy who moved into the neighborhood after Hank left?

>>149706587
This is just a ragebait. This guy's is on 4chan on a Monday. He's not exactly swimming in puss. Let alone more than one.

>>149707752
Keith David

Goddamn Dale and Kahn sound like shit

>>149707718
I go both ways on the new voice. There are some lines where it does sound close enough to dale that if he sounded like that the whole time I'd be happy but there are other lines where it's clearly a different guy and takes me right out.
I wonder if somebody who didn't grow up with it and just caught re-runs every once-in-a-while would notice the difference without any prep because I'm obviously too deep in the KotH rabbit-hole to not be put off.
>>149707737
Boomhaur and Bill are by far the best in the cast. There are times when even Hank sounds like a Hank impression. Peggy's voice is actually pretty good but we all hate Peggy so that's kind of a monkey-paw situation.

>>149707806
>Goddamn Dale and Kahn sound like shit.
Well, thank those who thought Kahn should not be voiced by a white guy.
And oh, 15 years in the real world passing by, Do you expect them to be young forever? People age.

>>149701558
When you think about it, all these replies are not people trying to cope about weakness they may or may not have, it's their inherent biology lashing out because it knows women are meant to be property and it's fucking insane to be called weak for that natural reality. You're allowed to own your woman as property. It is not Natural to be called weak by saying you deserve at minimum (1) pussy to clean your house and suck your cock for having to participate in Society.tm. it is not the Natural state of things. Things break the fuck down when we listen to women this much. Look at how FUCKED society is right now. Half of it's sexual it's not even the economic overtaxation shit. Half of it's women are fucking retarded and allowed to vote.

>want to move to Saudi Arabia now

should I stop watching?

>>149707763
No I mean who is the character and what is his deal?

>>149701547 (OP)
>Connie's not even polyamorous, she and Chane just agreed to an open relationship since they're only dating because of their parents
>Connie doesn't date/sleep with anyone after breaking up with Chane and getting together with Bobby
Wow I feel like this was either a plot that was re-written or they intentionally misled people with. Like none of the shit people were mad about last night actually happens.

>>149707847
He was apparently a house-sitter for Hank and Peggy for years after they lived in Saudi Arabia.

>>149707806
>Dale is bad for obvious reasons
Rip Hardwick
>Kahn’s is bad because of the whole VA shit where you apparently have to be the same race/ethnicity as the character you play as
Which is funny considering the fag that started that shit can’t find any more roles due to that iirc
>Hanks just seems bad sometimes but it feels like it’s getting better, maybe Judge is still trying to get back the hang of it cause boomhauers sounds pretty good
Most everyone else’s is okay.

>>149707847
He's just the guy who rented the house from the Hills while they were away in Saudi Arabia. The show is set in 2023 and the Hills seemed to have left Arlen some time before 2020.

>>149707894
Then why is he still around if the Hills are back in their home?

>>149707860
I'm 100% alright with polycuckery being shat on personally.

>>149707907
He made friends with the group while Hank was away.

>>149707907
He liked the guys enough to still want to hang out, probably a good thing for Dale and Boomhauer considering Bill trapped himself inside for like 4-5 years.

>>149707907
He became friends with the other guys while the Hills were gone and seems to mesh well with Hank as well. He just sporadically shows up through out the series.

>>149701558
We've seen what happens to the ugly societies polygamists make. You guys sure aren't strong enough to not get poisoned by your children who tear the nation apart in their petty power grabs.

>>149705407
Agreed, absent cunts might be their father, but they ain’t their dad.

Raising a human to be decent and good, regardless of their progenitor is objectively based. If I want to paint it in a way detractors would understand, (although isn’t exactly how I personally see it), you’re cucking the other dude by raising his kid in your image, with your values and the kid will ultimately remember you lovingly for it. The absentee parent is just a cuck who can’t compete and slinks away because they are too weak to raise the kid themselves.

You don’t get to choose your blood, but you do get to choose the person you become and shaping another person without the advantage of blood relation says you’re more powerful than the dude who had that advantage and still couldn’t manage it.

>son opens up his own restaurant while you're away in another country
>go to restaurant to support him
>straight up just walk out because MUH PROPANE
I get its his entire character bit but they really take this autistic obsession with propane too far

>>149707943
lmao cuck

>>149707947
Well Hank walked out because it was only a pit stop before he came back later and ate the food.

>>149701547 (OP)
The only way this works as a plot point is if it ends with Connie realizing what a bunch of retarded, pseudo-intellectual bullshit she's been tricked into believing. Polyamory and non-monogamy are a way for women to try and have all of their needs met through multiple men, without having to commit to any of them, while expecting them to remain committed to that one woman.

Every time I've seen someone try to do this shit, it ends in catastrophic, heartbreaking failure. The woman gets upset if the man wants to pursue other women and give them more attention and affection than he gives to her. She demands unwavering loyalty from every partner, and then gets upset when any one of her partners levies that expectation on her.

>>149707947
He got over it in the end, even if his way of getting over it was kind of a cope.

>>149707947
Hank being autistic about petty bullshit to come around in the end is the plot of like half of all koth episodes

>>149707907
You know exactly why.

Hank would bang a propane tank and fill it with his single file sperm spooge if he could.

>>149707907
real reason is the showrunners wanted to awkwardly shoehorn a black into the cast

he doesn't fit in

>>149707979
>The only way this works as a plot point is if it ends with Connie realizing what a bunch of retarded, pseudo-intellectual bullshit she's been tricked into believing.
She doesn't believe in any of it, she was using it to cope with her parents' divorce and being stuck in a relationship she didn't want to be in.

>first scene is a weak gag about hank's narrow urety
>uber driver is a saudi arabian out of a fashion catalog yet drives an uber
>this saudi arabian has no qualms with a woman speaking to him and doesnt behave like an arabic cab driver even slightly
>second gag is about all gender bathrooms
>clumsy bobby hill intro that is like 4 seconds long
>third gag is about uber ratings or something with an added peggy joke that makes no sense for many reasons
>my wife's son gag with boomhauer that introduces a non-character
>clumsy joke about college where college kids dont behave anything like real college kids
>bobby's thing is cooking, which means ingredients magically appear at parties so he can show that off
>social media jokes
>joseph has no life and lives with bobby
>like 8 consecutive trump jokes with dale as mayor
Bro this was never going to work. We're a year out from people shooting baby boomers in their McMansions and you decided to fill the cast of your show with them? LMAO

>>149706416
Important distinction, the people who type that sort of shit on 4chan are the same sort of weaklings they attempt to mock. They hate that they're no different from the rest of us, so they try to hide behind false bravado, ironically meaning that their egos are tied to trying to impress the rest of us.

>>149702141
For whatever reason all the dramatic media/porn I've consumed over the years makes me not give a fuck if I were to date two girls. It's kind of guys' regular wiring so it's not like I'm some maverick.

The point of my blogpost I'm just so nonchalant about it. I would just have two girls to take care of and they're also into pussy. Another point is I'm not some weird 3/10 genetic reject like the regular people tweeting their "alternative lifestyle." I just....want to date a girl and her friend she's always been into. The term polyamory is also so cringe. So many new age sex terms have this weird fucking vibe to them because they're made by people that needed to be put in insane asylum for a bit.

>>149706857
>florida is full of chill and old people
>florida
>good one buddy

>>149704344
The problem is our modern world is more cringe than the before before. We live in clownworld.

The black guy says he's gonna keep hanging out in the alley then never shows up again

>>149702152
These other posts are insane on 4chan. Get off my board if you don't know women are murdering romance. Imagine being a fucking simp in 2025.

>>149708072
koth has always been a show about clownworld nonsense, it just hits different now because you're older.

>>149708089
feels like this show was torn up and restitched together several times.

>>149701558
it stops men from going total war against each other

I think Hank and Peggy had almost just as much sex in the soccer episode as they did spread through out the previous thirteen seasons

>>149703732
We're slowly coming around to fixing that. Being a McDonald's worker will never be anything but laughable, but being like a janitor people respect a lot more because we're all shoveling shit these days.

>>149707964
>doesn’t address my argument
>just calls me a cuck
>no u

>>149702179
I would have liked this episode more if all the dudes taking the course weren’t strawmen. Ironically this episode only reinforces the narrative that men like Tate promote where women refuse to take accountability for what they contributed to the culture between men and women.

>>149708172
>Being a McDonald's worker will never be anything but laughable
I genuinely don't care what people do anymore. The person who handed me my sausage bagel this morning deserves just as much respect

>>149704401
It's because it's the worst aspects of feminity dialed up to 11. You guys want some broscience? The worst aspects of masculinity get you doing time if you don't fucking act like a human. The worst aspects of femininity get you slapped on the mouth and sent back to the kitchen. What have we made illegal for the last 50 years?

>>149701547 (OP)
Connie was a boring ass DEI waifu anyways, there's plenty of better brown girls out there that are cuter and not designed to teach you about diversity.

Out of curiosity, how cringe is the manosphere episode?

>>149704551
Every rule has an exception. 9/10 taking back a whore because she's changed is just her aging out and wanting a beta provider. 1/10 she realizes she can't pair bond because of feminism or her parents fucked up her childhood and now she tries to find a good man she used to know. KotH, being a show, is trying to glamorize that 1/10 which isn't terrible.

>>149708233
the points it tried to make are valid but imo it perfectly accentuates what makes millennial writing so garbage, there's a bitter and disingenuous undertone to it that makes it inherently lame. you can very easily tell it was written by the kind of person who has spent a lot of time arguing on social media and cares too much about emotional victories. yes i know the irony of saying that here

>>149705795
Have you not heard of waifus, anon?

>>149708272
It was made by a velma writer.

>>149708272
This pretty much
>>149708244

>>149708313
How do these people keep getting work.

>>149708313
It showed.

>>149708328
She's black so the new black showrunner wanted her on the show.

>>149708272
Pretty cringe. The Cotton and Junichiro cameos are nice though and the message is kind of nice with Hank realizing he does need to be a presence in GH's life.

>>149705869
Anon, are you a woman? The "real men step up" is just a thing single mother niggerfuckers say on twitter. It was less of a stigma a couple decades ago because women weren't all turbosluts, but now the implication is it's the woman's fault she can't stop herself from fucking low quality men and now you're getting that guy's sloppy seconds AND raising his kids.

Fuck I'm mad. Now you've made me mad retard anon.

>>149701547 (OP)
>>149701734
>>149701918
wtf is this show anymore

Didn't Nancy stop fucking John Redcorn in the later KOTH seasons now she's back to cheating on Dale

>>149701965
No worse fate then being an animated Connie

>>149706394
Society got more degenerate. They grew up in that. I think it's somewhat natural because society crests AND falls. I personally blame the jews, and I have 2000 years of history backing that up as a safe bet.

>>149701547 (OP)
>all of the girl characters who you had a crush on.
Who hurt you dude, are you alright?

>>149705869
>you can be the man who steps up or you can be the bitch who walks away
Or women like Nancy could stop being whores who cheat on their husbands and stop putting men in that position to begin with.

>>149708408
It's ambiguous, likely so they can do a plot line with it if they want to or not. They're business partners and their chemistry is viewed as so good that people assume they are fucking, but Nancy is upset about but it's hard to tell if she's upset because it is true or she's upset because it isn't true.

>>149706588
NTA. I also think we disagreed on something else itt, and you're a stupid libtard or ragebaiting, but anyway. You have to do SOMETHING to earn and keep Love. It's how it goes. I guess that makes all love conditional except for like mothers literally letting their kids get away with murder, but as long as those conditions are reasonable it's okay. Another thing I believe is average guys don't get enough love from average women, even if those average guys aren't that "successful." I just believe they're not being taken care of enough by women and it's causing men to break down.

>>149701547 (OP)
Watch the season. Bobby and the others shit on her for it and she was only practicing it with Chang.

>>149708272
A lot of the new writers at least understood they were writing for King of the Hill and tried to keep the spirit of it.

The manoshpere episode, by the Velma writer, by comparison, goes...well, the Velma DNA is peaking through pretty hard. Worst episode of the season.

>>149708045
Stick with it through the end of Ep 3. If you still hate it after that, tap out, but it really bumps up after the first episode impo.

>>149704760
He just wanted to fuck her, dude.

>>149707494
I ate there once or twice because I used to live in Amarillo. They also served rattlesnake, gator bites, and rocky mountain oysters.

Look up what rocky mountain oysters are, anons.

>>149705869
>you can be the man who steps up or you can be the bitch who walks away.
Sounds like an issue for the man that planted that seed to begin with, not mine. You're putting an awful lot of obligation on someone who's not of any relation to the kid as compared to the guy who walked out to begin with.
And as for Dale... nah. He would've been perfectly justified dumping Nancy for the affair. The fact that things worked out the way they did with Joseph was a happy accident.

>>149706650
Talk to your brother about std health. The other anons are right. I went to college with some fat bubbly basedboy type. He caught something mid semester. Fucking retard.

I got to say nigger because we were reading from the textbook for something. Made him so made. Fucking dumb ass race traitor.

>>149708511
It’s Ho early not a bad episode, it even said yes men having faith, finance, fitness, and family are all good things. They only said men should just blame woman and show basic respect. It’s ok to admit flaws and work on yourself. This wasn’t a bad message man. Watch the episode again Hank liked the program until they started to try and belittle woman. It even ended with Hank fixing a car with GH I don’t see the problem?

>>149706651
Greg's is blessed. It 100% could seduce one of his widow's sisters.

>bobby somehow gets tricked into buying a horse
>boomhaurer convinced soccer players to play football wrestling
this is just stupid

I hated the Velma show and think the whole "women are always right" shit is retarded but that Andrew Tate episode wasn't that bad. The main message was still focus on yourself and improve yourselves but don't blame other people for it. Hank is literally the exact type of guy they should aspire to be. He doesn't blame anyone for his shortcomings and actively tries to fix it without sperging out.

>>149707837
Calm down Ahmed

>>149705407
I'd rather find that bastard's real father to raise him.

>>149703517
One of my best features are my legs. I’ve been told by more than one girl before getting married that my ass is surprisingly firm for being so small.

Texas anons, tell me

Is football really that popular in Texas?

>blushes and checks out a woman's romance novel
So that kid definitely just had a gay awakening huh

>>149706801
To all the anons saying we're so different state by state, yes. But things are fractured right now because of how non-White we are. From when KotH aired 20 years ago we are like 10-20% less White. It's not just the blood purity. Americans are so stressed because we're not supposed to have this government that doesn't listen to us. We're getting argumentative towards fellow states because shit's expensive and politicians keep fucking kids.

Why did Cotton seem to have absolutely no issues with Bobby (and even seemed to really love him genuinely) but actively hated Hank? Cotton went out of his way to actually take care of Bobby and was arguably a very good grandfather to him.

what a pointless and terrible reboot

>>149701547 (OP)
Feels great

>>149708582
The problem with the episode is that literally all the men weren’t characterized to be losers or liars. If you’re going to tackle this current ongoing divide between men and women you need to start being more honest with how we got here to begin with. Otherwise it really just comes off disingenuous.

>>149701547 (OP)
I wondering what happened with Connie.

Her parents made her massively overachieve, so all the extracurriculars and go to every camp and study session to get into the top college, and she goes to the local school in nowhere small town south Texas. Where did she fuck up?

>>149708679
I don't know if it was deliberate but older Bobby genuinely looks identical to younger Cotton.

>>149708672
I hate this dumb fucking kid, he serves no purpose whatsoever

>>149708672
>hetero romance novel
>gay awakening
wut?

>>149708655
Not from Texas but I can say at least in league city they didn’t try to kill me for wearing an eagles hat. When I was there for two weeks, Hell a guy at Houston Space Center flirted with me. Turned him down but it was quite the confidence boost.

>>149707294
>17
Pilpuling is so common a liberal of all people is telling me how fucking kids is bad.

>>149708724
Marketed towards women. You can guess which partner the writing's focusing on.

>>149708679
I have a theory that Cotton was a funny guy life of the party similar to Bobby as a kid until the military turned him into the based killer we love. I think Cotton saw himself in Bobby.

>>149708735
Have you read a lot of romance novels?

>>149708641
It could have been a good episode. Fell flat on its face when the moral of the episode only works off the narrative that men are the only cause of their suffering and nothing else.

>>149708679
Bobby acted like himself and didn't give a fuck what people thought of him. It didn't matter if it was girly shit or unmanly stuff. Cotton respects people who are true to themselves and don't care about what others thought. Ironically, Hank constantly wanting Cotton's approval made him look weaker.

>>149708756
Of course not, have you? By all means correct my preconceptions if you have.

>>149708759
Sorry man but most men who go to those things are exactly like this.

>>149708045
I, too, feel like society is going to explode soon. I don't say it's fact, but it's my belief.

>>149708756
Does romance anime count?

>>149708238
I don't mean like I treat them like slaves and then abuse them, but if my daughter dated someone working there I'd have a long hard thing of if I have to break them up. Shit like that.

>>149708045
Most people who claim they will “eat” the rich don’t have guns or have never used them before.

>>149708830
>long hard thing

Finished Episode 8
Bit of a more dramatic episode, which KotH did sometimes in the past, bit of a weak episode though.
That said this has been a very worthwhile new season, the voice actors and animation are the only issues I've had with it so far. Glad it feels more like it takes jokes from more the current culture rather than specific events. Like there's no COVID episode like the new Futurama.

>>149708328
Nepotism. Most of the arts is now shut off to people that want America to be White and women to not be whores. This will lead to bloodshed.

>>149708735
My grandma once got me a steamy romance novel at a yard sale because there was a knight on the cover and she couldn't see well enough to read what it was about. Never read it before giving it to someone who would appreciate it more, but I flipped through it once and there was a line about firm breasts being grasped and nipples hardening at the touch of callused fingers.

>>149708582
So, there's a reason why I focus on the writer then I did about the actual message and whatnot.

It was the execution of it that made it the worst episode. It just didn't feel like a King of the Hill episode. It doesn't hit the cringe levels of Velma, no, but it's the weakest episode in just being a KOTH episode.

>>149708651
But I'm right though. Like how Islam is right about women.
t. Huwite man.

>>149708796
Only a very small minority of men actually go to those retreats. The episode is using this very small sub section of men to paint all men who feel ostracized and outcasted by the current dating world like this. Think of it like this, around 63% of men between 18-30 aren’t dating, hooking up, or even pursuing relationships. Do think it’s realistic that 63% of the men in our country are going to Tate masculine retreats?

>>149708894
Maybe you should follow their example and marry a 13 year old then, if they're so right. Nigger.

>>149708582
>It even ended with Hank fixing a car with GH I don’t see the problem?
I liked that because Hank realized that GH does need some kind of positive male role model in his life and seemingly accepting that he has to be the one to do it.

>>149708328
Modern day mccarthyism being enforced by the left who infected all the arts and humanities.

>>149708910
Maybe one day. 12-16 is the perfect age to marry for women. They're not ran through like an 18 year old.

Did you know 16 is legal in 1/3 the country? As well as before 1900 no one gave a fuck about this conversation if the age was double digits?

>>149708582
Sometimes women are to blame, also the self improvement shit never gets directed towards women, who instead get nothing but self affirming ass pats.

>>149708953
>Maybe one day. 12-16 is the perfect age to marry
Yeah that tells me everything I needed to know about you lmao

>>149708902
I think you’re reading too much into this. The episode was not about all men feeing like rejects from society, it was about the dangers of listing to the mind set of Andrew Tate. It was clear that there are good things in his philosophy aka fitness family and finances and faith. It only said the negative problem was the blaming females for everything. Hell the mom didn’t even shut it down she said retool it. I think you’re projecting a bit mate.

Why does Tumblr infect this industry so much?

>>149701547 (OP)
>Just got to this episode
>Connie isn't even sleeping around
>the whole ENM thing is just her coping about Chane being a man-whore
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>149709014
You don’t suck dick for fun in an alley that’s a fact.

>>149708679
Bobby is genuinely more like cotton than Hank is. Simple as that

>>149708980
>you're just projecting
Whatever man, maybe she'll let you hit after you show her your post.
Just so you know subtext, nuance, and greater meanings aren't lost on writers just because it's lost on you.

>>149701547 (OP)
lmao why is he wearing a kimono? did he become ken sama

God I wish that picture of Jerry Jones was me

>>149707943
Yeaaah other anons are right. You're just some cuck.

Okay, I just finished watching all 10 episodes and it was pretty alright, I'm not upset about this at all

>>149709281
How insecure are you that you have to show a girl what you post online?

>>149707400
Like a lot of other things in the time gap, not explained.

>>149709937
You tell me