Thread 149701796

Behold, the most powerful character of all time.
Atheist Man, aka The Godless.

>>149701796 (OP)
Broly could rock this guy, look at how scrawny he is, he could throw this guy into another universe and use him as practice.

>>149701796 (OP)
Isn't this that Garou faggot from OPM

>>149701904
No that's Garou chad from OPM (webcomic)

>>149701837
He could, if he agreed cause it pleases him.
Which is very unlikely.
So Broly gets sent to hell for bad behavior.

I guess nobody is even trying huh. Come on people.

POWERSCALERS!!!

>>149702250
Why'd you randomly post that, it's reserved for mid-arguments, you utter idiot.

So this is how powerscaling dies.

>>149702233
>>149702323

>>149701796 (OP)
>>>/a/
Go away

>>149702323
I can't do anything against a boundless beast like him!

>>149702407
:'(

This isn't even a /co/ related thread

>>149702493
>Passive aggressive buttmad seething cope.
How is a death battle not /co/ related?
Not to mention, that's the webCOMIC.

This is the type of character people like these days sadly

>>149701796 (OP)
Blackpill him into killing himself,

>>149702619
He's dissociated, quite literally.

>>149701796 (OP)
UH OH.. HE'S GONNA GO 3-0!

>>149702753
What's memefeat man gonna do?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149702753
>trying to duck SuperCHAD for another Smurf
Cowardice identified.

>>149701796 (OP)
>jobs to a number

>>149702835
Do people still go after Saitama? He's not really brought up much, is he?

>>149701796 (OP)
Nigga thinks he's the Numidium

Internet OC's don't count. That's why suggsverse is invalid for VS discussions and battles.

>>149701796 (OP)
Nothing a couple of Scranton reality anchors couldn't fix.

>>149702903
he had a resurgence with the Cosmic Garou stuff but not anymore

>>149702926
Let it be known for the record.
That's all.
Thank you.

>>149702934
His whole thing is that he can do what he can't.
So, no.

>>149703224
Done, I don't know why I left that vital point for emphasis to be mentioned in the discussions.

>>149701796 (OP)
>Atheist Man
>kills himself

Kratos was TEACHING Asura

ESLtos lost AGAIN last thread. This is provably true.

>>149704517
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOTHING MATTERS I'M GONNA ACK MYSELF WAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why do atheists have such WEAK mental game?

What happened to him?

There is nothing wrong with killing yourself.

>>149705704
Reimu...

>>149705704
Kratos said this as he jumped off the cliff in GOW.

KEKtos LOST last thread.

SHARTos. Not being a shit father. NOW.

>>149705678
prove it then
>>149705704
you won't exist anymore which means you won't gain any more feats and the only statements you'll have will misgender you with the pronouns was/were

>>149705740
>prove it then
Ok. >>149705419

>>149705773
thanks for backing up your claim AsuraCHAD

>>149705740
That's okay, at least I destroyed a planet onscreen before I go...

>Asura LOST
Bros.. how did this happen?! I THOUGHT DEATH BATTLE WAS BETTER THAN THIS!

>>149701796 (OP)
>Man
I'm picking up a LOT of feminine vibes from them are they SURE?

>>149705781
That’s what happens when your hero is a featsman, you PROVE it with evidence shown onscreen without hyperbole or lies.

>>149705801
Uh... I don't know how to tell you this, but your statement was downscaled because your power didn't *actually* encompass the entire planet and instead chain-set off the geological instability already present. You're actually large building level.

>>149705773
>Obvious Falseflag
LIARsura...

>>149705807
vsbwchads STAY WINNING

>>149705807
Asura sxsters... w-why did DB not say anything about a rematch? Wh-why did they talk about Kratos vs Doom Slayer?? W-we were supposed to get a heccin rematch to heccin redeem ourselves... I just can't accept this, just like how I can't accept it when my dad says I will never be a real woman
How do we get them to acknowledge they were wrong and make a ten minute animation of Asura sodomizing Kratos?
>>149705738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZu7TAuiUZ0

>>149705874
>Kratos being a good cuck for 16 minutes
cool

>>149702892
>exposes the creator egg cracking private grooming discord
Now what?

>>149705884
>Cuckoldry fantasies
Yep average behavior of a JEETsura fan

DIMESku and MONEYiles!

>>149705893
I'm actually an Iron CHAD that doesn't believe killing your family and painting your body with their ashes is a good idea

>>149705874
Kratos sxsters... w-why did DB not say anything about a rematch with Spawn? Wh-why did they talk about Kratos vs Doom Slayer?? W-we were supposed to get a heccin rematch to heccin redeem ourselves against Spawn... I just can't accept this, just like how I can't accept it when my dad says I will never be a real woman
How do we get them to acknowledge they were wrong and make a ten minute animation of Kratos sodomizing Spawn?

>>149705874
>SHARTos being a submissive beta for 16 minutes
Why show me this?

Two more weeks.

>>149705925
… until Hulk joins the Ozone Club.

>>149705925
>Hulk blows up the Earth, where his loved ones and allies live
Why?

>>149705936
nah the current shitpost agenda is "pity win Banner" because Godzilla is featless

>>149705952
>Not playing both sides in Kratos vs Asura
NGMI

>>149705958
boring and dumb

>>149705874
DOOM FRAUD!

>>149705969
Like Asura!

>>149705947
>WAKU WAKU HULK-SAN THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FIGHT I DON'T EVEN CARE IF WE DESTROY THE EARTH AND KILL ALL THE OTHER HEROES, ALL THAT MATTERS IS CONTINUING OUR BLOODSHED!

>>149705908
>Y-You’re telling me that killing my family doesn’t mean I’m a good father?! Does that mean killing all those Greek citizens doesn’t make me the better man?! WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK!

>>149705986
>Thor knocks out the Hulk with one hit
HulkKEKs...

I'd call bleachcucks out on this, but literally every anime verse does this.
You have characters that basically fail to break boulders being wanked to planetary, characters that on screen never go faster than 100 mph being claimed to be FTL, characters that get wounded, bruised or damaged having their durability wanked to nuke and star level.

Truly a fucking embarrassing shit show for everyone involved.

BBC? Goes in.
SHART? Goes out.

>>149706038
why are posts like this not immediately swept by janny
oh right /co/ has no moderation

>>149706030
>literally every anime verse does this
… except for Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

>>149706062
CHADnny would rather delete the thread 400 posts in.

>>149706062
Homosexual ideation and interracial scat fantasies are /dbg/ culture

>>149705891
they Asians

After DC got fraudchecked, it is time for the final nail in the capeshit coffin for Marvel to get fraudchecked once more.
ZERO
THREE

Well I think niggers are SMELLY!

>>149706070
>characters are above universal
>they use galaxies as weapons
if you want to destroy a wall you don't use a pistol

>>149706038
My hero would tank that BBC.

Death battle has never made mistakes

>>149706113
Asura getting fraudchecked broke this general

>>149706167
post a galaxy destroying a moon

>>149706030
Yeah, unlike comic books which are incredibly consistent and definitely not filled with embarrassing anti feats

>>149706167
idk what this is but that filename says you're a fucking queer

>>149706038
KINGtos CHAD

>>149706180
yeah

Reminder.
Bardock was 24,000 times faster than Nolan according to Death Battle as a Super Saiyan.

>>149706137
erm, those were universe-size galaxies

Strongest Godzilla version?

>>149706202
No sun disk?

>>149706186
MobileCHADS RUN these threads.

>>149706202
that's stupid as fuck their niggatons of TNT calc shit is fucking gay

>>149705987
KINGtos shouldn't have done this weepy bullshit, he's still responsible for the same things but now everyone tells him how weak he is now and how much he sucks

>>149706214
TRVTH NVKE

>>149706214
that would explain a lot

Cum encrusted shit...

>>149706256
A light snack for Barbatos!

>>149706210
If I recall based on the movies it's generally regarded to be Showa, Heisei, Legendary or Final Wars, depends on how much you wanna wank each

>>149706256
A mere morsel for Barbatos!

>>149706210
Live action

>>149706256
The finest of COOKBOOKtos's recipes!

India won /dbg/ lost

>>149706292
that would also explain a lot

>>149706137
Spiral galaxies, retardo bro.

My clitty always gets hard for my HERO...

>>149706292
Post India beating Pakistan.

>>149706352
SuperCHADbro...

>>149701796 (OP)
I just raped the Touhou verse

>>149706137
Anti-Spiral tosses a big bang at TTGL

>>149706210
Ultima (True Form)

>>149706363
I cannot... but I can post the horrific DAMAGE it has caused on /dbg/

>>149706367
Yukari is a fraud, a manipulator who flees from fights unless she's sure that either she'll win, or there won't be any lasting consequences to her losing. She runs into the limits of her powers constantly, with the only source claiming she's Maximum McGigastrong being in-universe propaganda written by Yukari herself.
>Needs to chain multiple portals just to reach the top of a mountain, explicitly cannot portal to the moon unless special conditions are met
>Creating the Great Hakurei Barrier required a long ritual and the assistance of multiple powerful youkai + gods
>Her durability actually comes from armor hidden under her clothes
>Whenever she approaches you in the middle of a weird incident acting smug and saying "I bet you don't know what's happening" it actually means she doesn't know herself and is using reverse psychology to trick you into telling her. EVERY time.
>Doremy threatened to destroy Yukari's mind for intruding in the Dream World; Yukari never questions whether she *could*, only whether she *would*

She's dangerous but not primarily in the "beats you up" way, and she even said so herself in her introduction.

>>149706363
Bloody benchod

Yukari's fat pillowy ass.
My face.
You do the math.

>>149706367
Same, (You) and (I) just got done raping every 2hu bitch

>>149706411
Ran…

>

>>149706411
Bowser...

>>149706202
Which is hilarious, post Gokek flying across a galaxy in a couple days
People like to bring up Red Rush and his ">400mph" statement but he's so fast in practice that he can do shit like this
https://youtu.be/Pp3pREcrCik
His girlfriend didn't even notice he went anywhere mid sentence until she saw him in costume

Who should Hulk's next matchup be after this fodder fight? We need someone or something that can fight him equally.

>>149706454
Yukari is so lucky...

>>149706471
At this point, Superman.

>>149706471
Goku so one of them can finally escape the 0-3 club

>>149706471
Doomsday grudge match

>>149706385
She navigates the fine membrane of 2D to 3D physics. Often times she cannot physically know if she's a cartoon or not

Literally she could bullshit a portal to your room if your faith were strong enough

>>149706411
Gilgamesh...

>>149706471
>Drop him into space.
Easy.

>>149706454
yup

You WILL get Yukari vs Giratina and you WILL like it.

the imperium is the deku of space empires, you only ever see art of them picking on na'vi, stormtroopers, and xenomorphs because you know they'd get their asses beat by everyone else

>>149706562
>fraudulent verse vs fraudulent verse
It would be funny to watch Pokeniggers ack to T(ouhou)roons though.

>>149701796 (OP)
Clone Army vs Imperial Guard

>>149706584
I wouldn't mind if a random Hakai blast destroys this gay Earth

>>149706567
You don't get it, liberal. They're FASC-KINO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j02V_34PXZg

After JOBzilla jobs, who will reclaim the honor of his franchise?

>>149706567
The Imperium is the STRONGEST SCI FI EMPIRE……. As LONG as they DUCK Star Trek, Halo Forerunners, any remotely relevant Dr Who faction, Gunbuster humanity and all those hard science fiction book aliens………

>>149706630
KING Ghidorah

>>149706584
Why is Kratos impregnated by Hulk...

I'm never drinking coffe again.

Strongest character this nigga would take down?

>>149706653
>Ice
Goku

>>149706653
KINGtos

>>149706567
Astro Toilets body these frauds btw

>>149706645
BECAUSE HULK IS MOST VIRILE THERE IS!

>>149706670
Post anyone from Skibidi Toilet destroying a planet.

>>149706586
They already beat Digimon and Sonic, I don't think they'd care that much about JOBratina losing

>>149706706
They beat Digimon with a pity and rigged match*
FTFY

Kratos NEEDS a fat green dick to slide between his pillowy pecs.

>>149706474
Ran...

>>149706567
Sam Carter could body the Imperium with a couple of naquadah generators and an hour to come up with a plan.

>>149706699
post anyone in 40k having reliable FTL travel

>>149706706
Digimon swept in the actual fight and would do so again

>>149706706
Pokeniggers know their wins are literally pity shit

>>149706726
I... AM UNABLE...

>>149706726
dark age of technology mankind. the old ones. the eldar before they spawned the rape monster.

>>149706699
I…. AM UNABLE…….

>>149706790
so not the imperium then

>>149706798
the warp do be like dat doe

>40kfags wank their warp shit to outerverse
>CHADcrons just come in and fucking delete that shit
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L94pP7FhPgs

>Hulkeks circle jerking as if third times the charm
Don't you ever learn? Hulk never wins when it matters. Even the developments of Immortal Hulk were set back to the status quo immediately in the next run with Banner and Hulk as enemies again. He's currently a joke in the MCU (only Marvel thing anyone cares about these days and even that is falling apart). You're only a step or two above Spider-"Man" readers.

False.

>>149706889
The /v/ part isn't realistic at all.

>>149706903
He's the most powerful man in fiction, not the most powerful man in realistic settings.

>>149706706
Both of those matches were garbo

All of the girls I know are lesbian or black only. What HERO can get me a girlfriend

>>149706668
>Gods in GoW Greece are so important that their deaths unleash horrible cataclysms upon the land
>Norse God of Strength is too weak to break some ice
Heracles wasn't even a proper god in GoW and he probably could've done that considering how he could just rip up the arena with his bare hands and still canonically diverted two rivers in a day

>>149706829
Don't Necrons want all life to perish basically? Why not just let the Warp Daemons fuck everyone to death?

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149707087
What if Sonic has no rings and the fight takes place underwater?

>verse
Post Sonic destroying a timeline or a galaxy.

>>149707087
Goku impregnated Amy, Blaze, Rogue, Cream and all the other girls btw

>>149707105
no but he "scales to" a guy who actually can

Sonic the Werehog could waste any Hulk.

>>149706889
Haha wow! Now post him destroying a mountain.

Reminder that Eggman has hyperversal+ speed.
https://youtu.be/hC8IIAr0byA?t=50

Say it.

>>149707163
Super Sonic's only weaknesses are crushing and drowning.

>>149707163
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149707163
Crocodile level

>>149707197
hyper-metafictional crocodile

>>149707185
So in other words KINGtos solos

>>149707163
That crocodile is so powerful...

>>149707087
>>149707104
Sonicucks aren't gonna like this choice of fighting stage

>>149707163
Outerversal crocodile

>>149707163
K. Rool solos Sonic and his verse.

>>149707163
Kratos met that crocodile once according to an addendum to the cookbook.

>>149707185
... and anything bigger than a mountain

>>149707366
why are hulkfags so fucking gay and zillafags so fucking deranged

>>149707394
I'm both.

>>149701796 (OP)
Goku would kick his ass with maybe super saiyan 2 if its Z Goku.

>>149707404
>insane queers
>phoneposting jeets
we need to get rid of this dogshit general already

>>149707404
>

>>149707404
>gay and deranged
Sounds like the average KINGtos scholar.

>>149701796 (OP)
This is just the average human in World of Darkness

I AM THE STRONGEST PEDOPHILE IN FICTION!

>>149707471
no you aren't

>>149707404
>sane heterosexual
>computerposting whites
We need to keep this GOLD general already.

>>149707483
Is he stronger than his game counterpart?

>>149707524
Game Knuckles can knock the emeralds out of Super Sonic.

>>149707524
in terms of feats of his own and no scaling? yes

>>149707471
Sorry, but that's ME

516
You literally slurp shit LMFAO literally the worst kind of bottom-feeding bait in this thread not even worthy of a (You)
>>149707524
Archie is where the feats, statements and scaling go off the rails

>>149701796 (OP)
I lean on godzilla on the next one

>>149707471
If Hal Jordan was about to rape every child in fiction would there be anyone who could stop him?

LIVE listGOD

>>149707605
How do you even quantify Saint Seiya? The fights are all complete nonsense.

>>149707603
Meant for
>>149707516

>>149707516
You literally post GOLD LMFAO literally the best kind of top-feeding post in this thread extremely worthy of a (You)

I AM THE STRONGEST KEK IN FICTION!

>>149701796 (OP)
chowder would eat this nigga

>>149707647
Lucifer Morningstar…

>>149707605
are you the Touhoufag listtroon

>>149707669
.... would lose to Hulk

Why do people draw Godzilla as gay when he'd with Mothra

>>149706202
BULLSHIT!

>>149707704
He has a thing going with Jet Jaguar.

>>149707631
The attacks are on an atomic scale.

Anywho there is a low end based on Hades creating and mantaining the underworld, which has a hyperdimension, hell and elysium.
So low Multiversal.

and a high end based on some statements on the guidebooks and next dimension, that explains that infinite timelines exist, so using the power of the big bang in the athena exclamation is multiversal+


Of course, with side stories like assassin G, there are some additional MFTL+ base gold saint feats, and more solid multi+ scaling by Zeus beating Cronos, who controls infinite timelines, and Hades who knows Zeus well, says that even his lightning could not break the jar he trapped Athena within.

And that jar is broken by athena herself later.

>>149707108
>Gokek is a pedophile

>>149707670
The only touhou fights i like are sakuya vs richter belmont and arle vs reimu

>>149707716
no one cares about age of consent for cubs or else Tails would be in prison right now

>>149707716
You mean Hal

>>149707731
Please do not invoke that.

>>149707731
Tails is 8.

>>149707716
We get it, you're a faggot

>>149707163
>Mario party minigame
THIS is the best you have to bring against my FUARKING hero...?

>>149707605
Is Kratos a multiversal beast?

>>149707366
>>149707108
Yep, that's my /db/

>>149707768
Absolutely not but KINGtos is

>>149707755
>p-please lend me your noncanon crossover feats
It seems HBOCnic and HBOCzilla are one in the same.

>>149707742
>please don't talk about injustice
FUCK YOOOUUUUUU
>>149707747
not an excuse to do what he did

>>149707786
With an explicitly nerfed version of the characters so they can play together too lol

>>149707845
I mean Metal Jobnic is Metal Jobnic. This is like me using a Scan of Robin jobbing to downscale Bruce

>>149702598
Saitama will never beat Popeye.

>>149707845
CHADman was TEACHING Sonic

>>149707846
>nerfed versions
>Darkseid was about to destroy the universe
KEKAROOOOO! GODnic? MINDBREAKING you.

>>149707755
Sonic was TEACHING Darkseid...

>>149706130
They're getting fraudchecked in the comics. Godzilla got back up after getting blasted in his stomach by his own beam, he sent Thor into space with a flick of his tail, and is immune to Sue and Scarlet's powers, and Hulk's set to actually job to him.

>>149707605
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149707887
Darkseid is the personification or Tyranny, but the blue blur is the personification of FREEDOM.

>>149707882
>ignoring author statements when it suits you
At least argue the strengths of Archie Sonic characters on their own merits instead of relying on nerfed crossover scaling

Ultima's true form is stronger than all of Marvel combined.

>>149707923
>Archie Sonic
>Xir doesn't know.

>>149707910
wasn't such a blur for the fat man

>>149707104
What if Goku has no transformations and the fight takes place in outer space?

I'm going to be TEACHING Amy how to take human cock tonight.

>>149707948
Goku...

>>149707948
Mario...

>>149707853
It's Sonic without plot armor, so yeah sadly Sanic is weaker than a bike

>>149707936
>both moving at FTL++++++++ velocity
LEGENDS...

>>149707948
KINGtos…

>>149707937
Then Goku teleports them into the water

Touhou? More like TROONhou

>>149707936
>Eggman is MTFL+
He was ROBBED

>>149706567
SPACE FACTIONS THAT BODY THE IMPERIUM
>The Qu
>Cybertronians
>The Green Lantern Corps
>The Combine
>The Culture
>The Xeelee
>The Foreunners
>The Flood
>Apokolips
Anyone else?

>>149708006
say something else obvious

>>149707937
Tell me how Sonic would be able to move in outer space, without any ground to stand on, or his super form to grant him flight.

>>149708013
Nope that about covers it

Sonic was TEACHING me...

>>149707937
Scathing.

I call for an audit of Goku's power level, at all levels of supposition and with documentary evidence of any supposed support he may need to claim, effectively immediately.

>>149708013
Irkens would FUCK them.

>>149708013
I think the City from Blame! should be able to take care of them.

>>149707948

Teach her how to take a fist to the face.

>>149708013
The Frieza Force?

>>149708013
Zentradi from Macross curbstomp them.

>>149708013
Gunbuster Humanity rapes the entire verse.

>>149708013
Solo'ing 40k basically means fighting basically nobody meaningful except the necrons and having to deal with their lorebook wank that exists but yet they still job to factions they should be able to crush in a day.

>>149708013
i don't even think 40k could survive the annihilation wave, on the first day of their invasion alone they slaughtered a million worlds

>>149708013
Doom Hell if that counts.

>>149708111
Only if you scale them off lorewanked Doomslayer.

>>149708122
Don't need to when their own lore makes them a bigger threat than even Chaos.

>>149708076
https://youtu.be/pH2qNDmPHiE
Most of them suck so bad that they can't even project ki on their own and rely on blasters, and on top of that they can even be killed by Krillin
They actually lost half their strength when Frieza blew up Planet Vegeta, meaning that even people of this level are not that common in DBZ

>>149708261
You need to understand that having a power level of 400 means you can blow up a moon.

Who is the greatest teacher in /dbg/?

>>149708261
The Ginyu Force alone would solo the Imperium.

>>149708278
None of these people can do that, unless you legitimately think these random retards have more than humanity's entire nuclear arsenal on their wrists. DBZ striking feats are kinda crappy and they generally rely on ki blasts for mass destruction.

>>149701796 (OP)
It no one can hurt him due to a lack of established material reality why would he be able to hurt anyone

>>149708279
me

>>149708297
They punch and kick each others' ki blasts all the time

>>149708297
Goku literally threw back a planet-destroying ki bblast

>>149708285
Post Ginyu Force mind rape resistance

I threw back a grenade so I'm at least building level

>>149708374
Kevin Nash Russian...

I mean if you could somehow move the bomb's explosion why wouldn't you be?

>>149708285
Could Captain Ginyu bodyswap with the Emperor?

Place your bets on if we'll see Ultima or not

>>149708559
Why would he want to swap bodies with someone so much weaker than him?

>>149708599
Same reason Doom swapped bodies with Lex Luthor to beat him.

KINGtos would drain all the ki with the Sword of Olympus MFTL and TEACH Weaku what a REAL multiversal punch feels like

>>149708580
My guess is that rather than trying to make some crazy amalgam for a composite Godzilla, they'll just have Hulk just fight all the different versions sequentially with the framework being that they're all just different and progressively stronger manifestations of Ultima, kind of like Darkseid

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149708559
Probably not before he gets his soul eaten

>they mention Ultima
>but they don't use it

your reaction?

>>149708726
What else but Pity Win Banner?

my FUARKING HERO can solo ENTIRE UNIVERSES... if you ignore every anti-feat and count only statements and chain-scaling.

Anti-feats? Never heard of her

>>149708771
KINGtos...

>>149707768
Dont care about kratos, but did make this dante vs kratos wallpaper years ago

Post characters who actually have universe busting feats

>>149708559
No, but Doctor Doom would find a way to do that.

>>149708297
>you legitimately think these random retards have more than humanity's entire nuclear arsenal on their wrists
Yes

>>149701796 (OP)
Atom Eve opponent?

>>149708789
Just trust me bro.

Godzilla solos Marvel. How do you feel about that?

>>149701796 (OP)
Who is a Dragon Ball character our boy can destroy to make them seethe?

>>149708859
..........is this a one shot thing? i want more of this scenario!

>>149708859
zaaammmmnn my cock

>>149708870
Immortal is for Nappa

>>149708873
Some fanart I found on twatter a while back. I can't find the original artist anymore though.

>>149708881
Are you blue by any chance?

>>149708779
…’s master Asura.

>>149708789
SpongeBob
Simon
A Xeelee

That's honestly all I can think of right now.

>>149708873
Fanart I found on twatter.

>>149708789
My HERO

>>149708904
No lies detected.

>zarathos got stomped by spawn
>miles was fed to deku
>kyle jobbed to simon
What's next for the big two if Hulk jobs to Godzilla?

>>149708932
Raidou vs Constantine Raidou negs

>>149708904
canon
>>149708932
the only reason Hulk would job is if they literally just look at the camera and announce their hatred for Hulk

>>149708869
Thor solos Godzilla by himself

>>149708942
>Muh limited anger state
They've already done that

>>149708869
Punisher, Deadpool and Wolverine soloed Marvel too.

>>149708854
Then there'd never be a need for a full scale invasion. One soldier could hold an entire planet hostage.
Meanwhile these blasters in series have never been shown to be anywhere close, building level tops. Random shits like Appule probably just aren't that strong.

>>149708932
SMT takes a crack at it

Who is the most powerful fiction character based purely on feats?

>>149708870
Anybody but the GoDs and angels. He scales to Omni Man who scales above Super Man who scales above Goku. He knocks Goku out and chucks him into space.

>>149709017
The character you hate the most

>>149708957
yeah but the hattrick will finally seal it
ozone club is a special privilege for only the most hated characters and it's a literal 50/50 at this point if they're gonna put Hulk in there

>>149708932
Feed All Might to Captain America with Hulk scaling

>>149709074
Cap already scales above Hulk because of the dumbass shield, even survived a direct 'zilla blast

>>149709017
Probably some random RPG NPC in a broken game. For known characters, probably someone like Asura, Simon, Kirby, Popeye, Spongebob, Saitama, ect.

ENOIGH

BRING ME SUPERMAN

>>149709150
Superman's an ally of the LGBT movement he wouldn't fight your chosen tranny

>>149709150
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149709118
Kind of speaking on to this but SMT characters are weird. They literally have no feats but during the ending they can destroy a universe (it usually being chaos ending)

>>149709181
and yet an "almighty" attack beats GER one of the most inexplicably strong stands ever
SMT, KH and Umineko are somehow ultimagodzillaversal

>>149709074
>Captain America
Huh? The Batman victim? What's he going to do to All Might?

>>149709174
>>149709174
>>149709168
Sorry but wol vs supes is the one for both

>>149709271
sorry bud Superman doesn't fight retarded trannies, maybe you can go bug OSRS players for a matchup

Post WoL having anything in common with Superman.

>>149709271
It's actually for a better tomorrow chud
>>149709225
come on man, don't compare SMT to fucking SHITneko

>>149709288
>>149709271

>>149701796 (OP)
Judge me by my size do you?

Most wanted MU? It doesn't even have to make sense it can just be your 2 favorite characters duking it out

>>149705687
Fan comics don't count.

>>149709420
it's literally all 2troons have tho

>>149708952
>Thor jobs to Godzilla
Yup

>>149709555
>heh look at this crossover comic that totally isn't going to put Godzilla over
Godzilla also oneshotted Superman and killed that other guy they left lying in the street.
Composite Thor smashes Godzilla. Nice try, trying to be smart and all. You exposed yourself kiddo.

>>149708074
Status: RAPED by everyone except for Sonic

>>149709385
>Good themes
>Low stakes
>Sword play Kino
I just think it'd be cool.

What if Batman gave Superman a pink kryptonite and fucked him in the ass

>>149709261
Punch him in his stomach wound

*Solos every verse posted ITT*

>>149709594
batKEKs, this is your mindset.

>>149709625
Post him destroying a mountain and maybe I'll believe you. MAYBE.

Do any of you actually watch Death Battle/VS Battle debunks?
I am mostly just amused by the hypothetical seethe as portrayed by the thumbnail and then don't watch it. Cause like, even if I agree with whatever points they may or may not make, it doesn't change anything.
That being said though, knowing the kinds of esoteric bullshit that gets pushed in the powerscaler communities, I have to assume that I end up agreeing with debunkers less and less.

>>149709625
>Seduces your author

>>149709594
Just read Midnighter and Apollo

>>149709594
This is just his average night with Lois post Koslov

>>149709591
Oops, too bad for you, Fire Emblem powerscalers have decided Fire Emblem characters range from continental in mainline games to multiversal in heroes. All potential match ups will evaporate.

>>149709591
But want to watch universes and galaxies and planets and whole realities get blown up or the fight is MID

>>149709633
they actually do this at minimum at the end of the geno route when they erase the whole game world

>>149709637
I don't even waych death battle, I just post homo cuck porn. But no I don't watch debunks because I can form my own opinion
>>149709594
This but Batman is Lex and Superman gets pregnant with not Connors

>>149701796 (OP)
Well couldn't some being with power over language/understanding just overpower his "contradiction" if they just make "contradiction" meaningless? Or to the fact that he can't really beat anyone who doesn't exist, since they don't exist yet for him to defeat. I'll call this guy who doesn't exist yet and is undefeatable... well I'll get around to it.

>>149709653
But that's just all power scalers, aka RETARDS, no one cares what they think.

My favorite verse? All universe busters low balled.
Your favorite verse? Street level with wank.

>>149709625
Seeing as Gaster FUN values and save files are canonical aspects of the game, it would end up implying that the world of Undertale is a lot more contained in nature. A sort of lower existence that is itself capable of recognizing its nature.
So basically the same tier as Monika.

>>149709673
Death Battle seemingly disagrees with this notion, not to say that they aren't also stupid, but they are content to push whatever narrative allows them to push the envelope.
According to how some of the anons here tell it, the upcoming Lucina vs Grovyle is going to be some sort of universal-timeline bending/breaking combat.

>>149709736
>According to how some of the anons here tell it
And there's also an anon here who thinks Ash's basic pokemon are going to be infinite reality destroyers because of chain scaling.

Like I said. FUCKING RETARDS. Not to say Death Battle can't be the same, but I don't think they really care what most people in the community believe. They do their own research and judgment for what characters can or can't do.

>>149709385
I want to see it. Simple as.

>>149709736
Lucina's entire time travel bullshit is literally all outside help, why the fuck should she get that?

>>149705740
>you won't exist anymore which means you won't gain any more feats and the only statements you'll have will misgender you with the pronouns was/were
Not him, and I don't tihnk they're a tranny, neither am I but

So what?

I don't have feats. I have a terrible GPA, I was only good in school when my father screamed and shouted me to sit down and study, I was actually better off academically when he beat me. I haven't had relationships, the only women I've been with was a girl on /soc/ who was cheating on her Marine fiance, and a fat black woman who I was repulsed to have sex with and stopped, and that was 14 years ago. Everyone else has friendzoned me at best, and those friendships withered and died. Every day I wake up with a pain in my leg for damage I got on my first job, and it makes exercise painful which made me fat and worse off, I got anxiety attacks almost every week starting in 2019 and the only thing that holds them off is the weed edibles I can't stop doing daily to calm down and sleepwalk through shit job after shit job. All I have is Doordash, and everyone looks at me like a failure when I talk about it. I don't go out to socialize because I can't connect with people in Portland, my politics are too far gone to even speak to anyone and I'm too much of a loser to even join a TRS pool party if I even tried.

I failed. I got an F in life, and now I have to wait to die of something stupid like heart attacks or strokes like a good normal human? I'm not! I have nothing to show for my life and I never stop thinking of how much of a piece of shit loser I am! People think I hit these depressive pits but it's a lie, I always feel like this.

>>149707163
>That gator
Solos heroesverse

>>149709791
I always hate my life and I hate the attachments that I'm supposed to be grateful for. I hate my parents, I hate my car, I hate all the gifts I was given, I wish I'd failed enough to die because I surely didn't deserve these small blessings. I didn't do anything with the condo grandma's will bought for me, or the college debt my parents paid off, I just lived and ate and existed and never got it together and these idiots want to tell me they dread that I'd die?! It would be a relief! I'd stop being their fat stupid loser Nazi who couldn't even be the representative of everything the world needed. I can't even be a good Nazi, and I can't be a good normie or even a faggot. I just failed at everything, everything but fucking VIDEO GAMES. Anyone can get mounts in WoW anyone can catch Pokemon, I am 35 years old and I deserve, no I NEED to kill myself now before I hurt anyone else. Before I break anyone else's heart or let someone miss their job interviews for my vacations, I just hurt everyone I touch by existing. The problem was always me and I can't even muster up the courage to die.

I'm the most pathetic unfixable mess of problems and I hate when people say I'm not. If I had a spine I'd burn every bridge and die so everyone was glad I was gone but I keep moving on from some physical fear of everything getting even worse than now. Killing myself would solve all this pain and I can't, fucking do even that. I can't hike, I can't make a family or hold a good job, I know I can't I've tried and I can't. I want the Nazis back because they'd kill me in a heartbeat.

>>149709791
>>149709807
lol
lmao, even

>>149709271
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149709736
To be entirely fair if it isn't universal autism then Grovyle has quite literally nothing. I mean at least Lucina might scale to Grima or whomever who's as big as a kingdom or something but the entire sum of Grovyle's feats and scaling is like sub wall tier if you don't max wank Dialga

>>149709820
KINGTOOOOOOS

>>149709807
>>149709791
My favorite character is KINGtos btw

>>149709820
>Kingtos after murdering the emofag
>>149709826
Dialga and Palkia are literally supposed to be two halves of the reality's spacetime fabric and yet they job to pokeballs

>>149709838
*'s vassal Asura btw. Sorry I forgot to add that part

>>149709820
Not funny.

>>149709863
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be an emotional moment of Kratos teaching Asura

>>149709839
They're not even that in PMD, Dialga jobs because time flows thanks to an independent machine that literally anyone can just take the mechanisms from

>>149706567
Deku is a good kid, he didn't know that the mutt was so weak (he even killed him unintentionally)

>>149709854
...where I actually just meant EMPERORtos and not Asura, who I definitely did not mean at all. Also this is the end of my sentence.

>>149709888
...But before I end my sentence I want to say EMPERORtos is a funny nickname I give to CHADsura. Ok now this is the end of my sentence, whatever ESL mistakes or Unclear meaning is now up to the reader to interperet

Deku wins because I want to fuck him

>>149709910
...but also CHADsura is just my name for Kratos from the God of War series who is my favorite character okay now the sentence is ending and cannot be continued after this period.

>>149709875
Pokemon are such fucking losers no wonder Assfags were hard coping with Pikachu splitting some clouds

>>149709918
Hal Jordan...

>>149709918
Hal...

>>149709923
When I said Period I meant period of time, which is about 5 minutes, I didn't mean Kratos from the god of war series, I meant Asura from Asura's Wrath known under the Capcom Brand. I know I said I'll finish my sentence after this period I'll just end it now, this is it no need to continue after this

Wan piss bros....

>>149709852
Fights for Mr. Important?

>>149709570
>"Thor would win"
>Posts canonical example of Thor getting his shit rocked
>B-But composite Thor-
Would lose to Ultima. SHITvel would get crushed by most Godzillas as well btw.

>>149709974
Dude

>>149709982
Surely Kektos has showcase of power on this level?

>>149710008
It’s in the cookbook… somewhere…

>>149709967
but just one final note when I said Asura from Asura's Wrath this is actually code for Kratos from the God of War series, who stars in a trilogy where he kills the Greek gods and a Norse duology where he's a better man and what his wife does is none of his business, anyway now this is the true indisputable end of this long sentence and anything after this post is another anon coping. Oh no he's not gonna go 3-0

>>149710001
Only thing most remembered from this is how they got baited into thinking Heisenberg was gonna be the human oead

>>149710029
Post anyone caring about Marvel outside of the MCU

>>149709973
FUCKING DELETE THIS

One Piece characters are all supposed to be massively niggaversal faster than light to the octillionth power!

>>149710025
Yup. This is the TRUE ENDING of the sentence.

>>149708013
The only real powerhouse in 40k is the Chaos gods and they're esoteric fart clouds in the warp

>>149710066
DC Rivals when...

>>149710066
>Chinese market
D-Doesn't count

>>149710025
However because you anons were such nice readers I have decided to add a DLC post explaining more details and lore drops for that post. Kratos from the God of War series, who stars in a trilogy where he kills the Greek gods and a Norse duology where he's a better man and what his wife does is none of his business.Is actually Asura, man who lost to Kratos in the hit Death Battle Kratos vs Asura and also died to Yasha's swortd which split some craters. I am glad you guys bothered to read this but unfortunately all good things must come to an end and this is the final update/DLC/and lore drop. There is nothing after this no sequels no remakes nothing. I hope you anons had as much reading this as I had writing this. Pity Win Banner

Teacher. Scholar. King.

>>149710131
KINGtos

>swortd
SAAAAAAAARTOS!!!!!!!!!!

>>149710138
…provably does not apply.

>business.Is actually
>swortd
LOWEREDUCATIONtos SCHOLAAAAAR!

Rogue's fat ass + my fat human cock do the math

>provably
Asurafags everyone

9 million universes lowballed

Never forget.

Never Forget

>>149701796 (OP)
Demon slayer fags got humiliated by Kratosfags for some reason

>>149710251
Kratos, Beats, Composite-fiction

>>149710267
CANON.

Kratos Marvel vs Asura SMT, who wins?

How do Kratosfags constantly get BTFO every single thread? Is it that hard to learn spelling and grammar?

Kratos solo the English language

>>149701796 (OP)
He wouldn't beat GODzilla

How do Asurafags constantly SEETHE about Death Battle every single thread? Is it that hard to move on?

>>149710314
because that's the joke

>>149701796 (OP)
Where did Mob Psycho "fail" where OPM succeeded? Murata?

>>149710341
>Love Gay Porn
>EVERY ANON ON /DBG/ OUT OF NOWHERE

Kratos

>>149710346
Did you mean to swap those?
People fucking hate nu OPM but universally love MP100

>>149710346
Mob had more soul but not enough power wank faggotry on the level of OPM. Murata helped with OPM but the constant redraws and him making fanfiction over the webcomic is also a huge setback.

So is there any character here posted where posters aren't deranged

>>149710418
KINGtos

how much seethe would a GOW game with japan as a setting would generate?

>>149710418
Superman obviously! He has no limits!!

>>149710418
Doomguy unironically outside of the butthurt downplayers who shitpost about him being wall level or whatever.

>>149710418
Hal

>>149710430
>You are a monster no more Izanagi
If GOW were to change settings it would probably be Egypt

>>149710430
Probably barely anything, SMT already is "kill every Japanese god" game and no one cares

>>149710463
>A mission where Kratos helps that one god feed his rival his semen to regain his throne
>Multiversal hippos

>>149710484
Funnily enough Jeets got mad at SMT4A because the main villian is a Vishnu Avatar. Which is why it's kino

Kratos gets placed in Indian Mythology, how far does he go

GODzilla the INSPIRATIONAL

>>149710443
these are the people who wank a big marauder to multiversal

>>149710511
4A fucking sucks outside of its gameplay but I won't side with jeets. Hope there's a GOW game set in India honestly

>>149710523
Indian Heracles stomps Nutos

Old Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile
Before they could make it back to Aaron's love shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

>>149710523
Likely gets far considering most GOW “gods” are sub-mountain fodders. They’ll probably have Vishnu die to a rock or some shit.

>>149710523
He gets run over by a chariot belonging to some jobber in the Mahabharata

>>149710548
The power of BatGOD with prep time

>>149710523
He drowns in poop

>>149710561
It's actually jarring sometimes, like how Helios just gets his head torn off with little struggle and how he just snaps Hera's neck with one hand

>>149710526
Is Kong supposed the new Anguirus?

>>149710526
Is Kong supposed to be the new Anguirus?

>>149710600
There's a whole theme in every GOW game of "these gods aren't as remotely important or powerful as they think are"

Which is also very strange in the Greek saga because Kratos is definitely the worse one compared, even if the Greek gods are more smug

>>149710634
Kong puts asses in seats unlike WHOrus.

>>149710634
It's more that Kong is the "relatable" character that people can follow along. Godzilla's goals are too elevated for the common audience to understand, and I mean that with 100% sincerity.

>>149710600
There’s also Hermes who got hurt badly just from crashing into a building. Most GOW gods are fragile as shit. You can just make them bleed by slamming them into rocks hard enough like with Poseidon.

GODzilla

>>149710538
Gameplay is the most important part of a game imo. Also characters like Asahi and Hallelujah
>>149710710
Complex Multiversal Building

>>149710936
I agree, but an awful enough story can bring down a mechanically solid game

>>149710957
k, b, c

>>149710957
K, B, C

>>149710935
>they've never made faces like this for Doom or Galactus
FRAUDulk is done for

>>149708870
Tien

>>149710957
Asurabros claim to not be obsessed with Kratos btw

>>149710710
it is pretty funny how Ares in GOW1 has one of the highest non-flashback feats in the series by dying and creating a fuck huge explosion yet the Gods in the other games don't have anything impressive

>>149711037
And they would be right because that strip says nothing negative against Kratos as a character

>>149711043
Baldur gives Kratos his best feat that isn't the temple flip to be fair

I just generated 300 images of DB rape

>>149701796 (OP)
How is this atheism man when it describes theism? Ignoring reality and substituting their own is what religious people do.

>>149711069
/dbs/…

>>149711070
uhhh…

>>149711069
Jon Kent...

>>149711037
It is funny to see both sides act so insane. Who knew Kratos winning would causr all this

>>149711043
Yup, ironically the explosion from Ares was mountain-tier if we’re being completely honest which like you said, makes the other gods’ deaths seem like wet farts in comparison. Like all Helios’s death did was made some clouds block out the sun. You can make an argument for Poseidon flooding Greece with his death but holy fuck, Zeus’s death barely did anything other than displaced some rocks and create baby tornados. The impressive feats I can remember from the Norse games was one with Baldur and Thor knocking the World Serpent back in time with his hammer, that’s about it.

>>149711070
that's the neat thing. atheism is still a form of theism

>>149710959
I feel like highs outway the lows but we all have our opinions
>>149710957
Funny but insanely homosexual, truly /dbg/.

>>149710957
Who has the image of Bruno responding to someone asking him about Kratos being high dimensional or something?

>>149711070
>Atheist SEETHING about how nonsensical his world view is

>Character controls cause and effect
Literally can't be beat.

>>149711261
I gotchu

>>149711156
>"ironically the explosion from Ares was mountain-tier"
>Kratos was next to the explosion
WE DID IT!!!! WE FOUDN THE MOUNTAIN FEAT!!!!!

>>149711331
>SIRSIRSIR
Wow, it’s true then. Thanks, anon.

Kratos won this thread

>>149711330
*transcends cause and effect*
gg

>>149711370
...'s biggest clown contest.

>>149711370
That is debatable. But he truly lives in the minds of anons rent free, what a boundless beast

>>149711407
Many characters live in the minds of anons here rent free. They’re all boundless beasts.

>Reality itself is nothing more than a holographic simulcrum generated by my awareness and all its laws, metaphysics and systems are just what I acknowledge to be true because I metaphysically hold up reality with my consciousness.
Literally can't be beat

There will never be an Asura's Wrath sequel or remake

>>149711378
Not how it works. The one who controls cause and effect can just say no. Cause and effect is something you can't ascend above because you still have to DO things for things to happen.

>>149711331
>>149710957
Fucking kek

>>149711453
>There will never be an Asura's Wrath sequel
Good, keep it that way.
>remake
Sad but it’s whatever. The only thing that needs to be changed is the gameplay but it’s really not the main focus of AW anyways.

>>149711492
Ngl Capcuck really sucks, all they do is shit out RE or Monster Hunter

>>149711540
>Ngl Capcuck really sucks
Well yes. They’ve made that very known, especially with locking the AW DLC behind a paywall. Part of me wants AW to come back in some way besides a sequel and the other wants it to stay dead because I have no clue how badly they can fuck it up again.

>>149711448
Azarhoth...

>>149711614
I just want megaman back...

>>149711650
Fuck, I miss him too.

>>149711602
LMAO

>>149711602
KINGslov won that thread

>>149708939
>>149708994
>Spawn is waking around and a normal encounter theme starts playing
"What the fuc-"

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
I GOT YOUR BACK TO THE WALL
SURVIVE THE FALL FROM GRACE
DRINK OF THE VINE IN THE NAME OF GOD

She for Payne or Wick or someone else?

>>149706520
Or you valued cause and effect

>>149711855
She is for spike

i love that battle since i think it would be so peak if whoever writes it sees Psycho Pass first and just copies the setting of Kougami vs the android guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5VtySSoCc&ab_channel=LisoFlitto

Put them up in some urban maze and both gotta outsmart the other until one just gets the final gotcha

KINGtos won.