Thread 149704008

>KOTH reboot wants us to believe this fat manlet slays tons of pussy
Yeah I dont know fellas

>>149704008 (OP)
>Dadbodmaxxed Dreamercel
you wouldn't get it

>>149704008 (OP)
unironically someone like bobby: smart, sensitive, genuine. is literally what every woman looking for a relationship wants. Like he is almost a mary sue in how much of a nice guy he is.

>>149704032
Owns his own business, is a great cook, has Hank-esque work ethics... Bobby's a fucking catch

>6 and 3/4th heads tall
>average human is 8 heads tall
>human cranium is on average is 8 inches tall
>6*8 = 48 with 6 added on to make 54 inches
>Bobby is 4'5
its over brehs

>>149704068
It's unfair to use a Bobbeh head for average head measurements.

>gets with some 4/10 seamonkey
I dont know, seems realistic to me.

>>149704008 (OP)
>implying you wouldn't look this tall and this handsome

>>149704068
bobby clearly has a big ass head, add another 3 inches to each you get bobby at 5'10''

Theyre longhorn fans. If you know what I mean

>keeps the fat face even though he's in much better shape
Kinda unfair.

>>149704462
The babyfat you have in your face stays with you well into your adulthood anon, you gotta get to grandpa level age to start losing that anon(assuming you dont get on Ozempic or some other medical thing for it)

>>149704032
>Short
>Not Rich
He’s gonna end up like this dude

>>149704008 (OP)
>my horse is amazing, she has not idea what she’s talking about. He tastes like raisin and can turn into a plane, dad.

>>149704008 (OP)
Spit out the blackpill, anon.

>>149704937
women shouldnt be allowed internet access

>>149704710
Lol I was thinking about this when the neighbor got the note

>>149704937
I will once reality improves.

>>149704107
This is the correct answer, fat white manlets can always get a chink consolation prize.

If you cant rizz up the bitches thats a personal problem, try being funny and having even an ounce of confidence.

>>149704008 (OP)
He takes after his Manlet Grandpappy.

>>149705158
Lil edgar here thinks he's Chad cause he "rizzed" tortas before.

Alright, so let's go over the new VAs:
>Kahn's sucks so hard, forget the fact that he clearly ignores the fact that Kahn is meant to be shrill and have a thick accent, dude can't amote for shit.
>Dale's is not good good but there they absolutely had to recast to keep the character around.
>Joseph's is OK, clearly a different person but gets the tone right.
>Chane's probably the best and you don't really get the idea they could get away with the old one like they did with Bobby anyway.
>Ted's really seem to miss the point, the joke is supposed to be that that he strains so hard to speak with an American accent that he sounds like a robot, now he just sounds bored.
>Junichiro sounds very different but it's such a small role and obviously they had to get a new one because the old one died.

So, uh, Bobby knows the truth about Joseph, right? When Joseph claims to be white, Emilio is about to say something about it and Bobby signals to him to not bring it up.

My fat friend pulls girls all the time. He doesn't talk about it but we've seen him take girls back to his place and it seems like he has fuck buddies. Granted, everyone thinks he's a good looking guy so maybe his face is enough?

>>149704008 (OP)
This >>149705201 is actually part of it (even though Cotton is only a manlet physically).
Like Cotton, Bobby is never afraid to express himself and generally doesn't give a fuck what others think of him.
https://youtu.be/321laFxPyOo?t=18
Of course, Bobby is far less abrasive and far more charming.

>>149705391
Bobby knew as of the first episode. the only one who didn't know was Peggeh

>>149705483
Being charming and fun is 90% of the work and Bobbeh is only moderately plump, not the kind of fat where he uses the Walmart mobility scooters
Have you evernm noticed how all the manosphere YouTubers who say it's impossible to get a girlfriend unless you're a 6 foot tall millionaire who's never seen the world outside of the gym are unmarried, divorced or sex traffickers?

>just got finished with the last episode of the season
>dedicated to Johnny Hardwick
R.I.P

>>149705728
I haven't seen a white man under 6'2 with a kid in literal years.

>>149705847
Well that's more of a modern law trouble than anything.
You hand the avarage person a million dollar and ability to get away with one murder and they'll take it. That's basically what modern dating is risking you nowadays.

>>149705957
Nah mate I think it's just women getting access to the man of their dreams (in rotation) with dating apps. Reality is most women will happily get infinite abortions and abstain from "inferior" men they would have gotten with in generations past if it means she gets a turn with Chad Thundercock. Women have a very narrow idea of what's attractive and a very inflated sense of self-importance especially in the States.

>>149705843
Oh wait, there's 3 more

Did anyone find the gecko scene so bizarre that it ended up so hilarious that you watched it on loop?

>>149704008 (OP)
You call that "fat"?

>>149706572
yes fatass

>>149704008 (OP)
That boy ain't right

>>149704008 (OP)
Did you even see the original, retard? For a fatass, Bobby had massive pull woth girls

>>149706674
That boy needs therapy!

>>149705843
Oh and there was a dedication to Jonathan Joss too in the real last episode. R.I.P

>>149705706
Even Dale?

>>149707401
Don't make me post it.

>>149707489
Do it

>>149707578
Okay

>>149704107
kek

>>149704032
>never uses social media
this could either turn off or turn on girls

>>149704008 (OP)
Bobby actually looks really good in the suit.

>>149704870
Reminder that when women post stuff like that they are always just thinking about their bf, or 1 guy that follows them and they are hoping sees it

>Connie saying she wants to do freaky shit with Bobby in bed when she's doped up on painkillers
I hope those two make it

>>149704008 (OP)
Anyone can slay tons of pussy if they don't care about the pussy's quality and/or are ready to lie and manipulate. It's the men with standards and a conscience that have a hard time finding girlfriends.

>>149704710
>basically tells him he's not the type she would want to party and have kinky sex with, but the type she would trust to pay her bills and raise her kids
>surprised he reacted poorly
That "female hightened emotional intelligence" has got to be a meme.

>>149704008 (OP)
He isnt stuck on the computer and runs his own businness. Good enough

Anons coming yet another step closer to realizing the actual reasons women hate them

>>149704008 (OP)
He's can cook, he's funny and he's white. That's really all it takes.

>>149708395
Women hate everything. That’s why they ruin everything.

>>149708395
>hate
i mean they don't hate me, we get along pretty well. they're just not attracted to me which is fair

>>149704008 (OP)
He lets women walk all over him, that's all a woman needs.

>Manlet
He's like 6'2 isn't he? But either way Bobby is confident clever and talented, of course he'd slay pussy.

>>149704710
Relationships aren't that deep and she'll find a new guy easily. Assuming she hasn't already been doing stuff on the side.

>>149704710
sounds like something a fat bitch would say

>>149709628
I dunno at 28 she’s losing options by the second.

>>149708343
Women have more emotional intelligence purely because majority of men don't practice any at all, many women will assume another's emotions incorrectly but most men won't even attempt to infer other's emotions or how their actions affect others. She projected her worldview onto her husband, because for women a man wanting to settle down with you is a win, you're the guy he chose over everyone else unaware for alot of men it feels like the opposite, that you're the guy who stuck around but she lacks any strong emotions or attraction towards you.

>>149704032
>that first episode where that whore just used him for sex
Poor Bobby ...

>>149705336
>the joke is supposed to be that that he strains so hard to speak with an American accent that he sounds like a robot, now he just sounds bored
Someone probably threw a fit over the idea of a foreigner trying to integrate.

>>149704008 (OP)
If it's this hard for you to understand why Bobby gets so much pussy, you're most likely one of those pathetic incels in the ManMade episode that thinks women are the root of all their problems.

>>149709708
>cries on camera
>post it to insta or tiktok
such emotional intelligence

>>149708482
The revulsion women feel toward incels is not quite the same as their general sense of disdain.

>>149704008 (OP)
I like this design..

>>149709811
>>149708395
nobody cares, bitch

>>149704710
She wanted a meal ticket

>>149708395
Women can hate me all they want. I have steady income, I can do what I want, I'm happy with a lot of things and with myself, and I don't need someone to validate that.

>>149704008 (OP)
What's with the horse?

>>149704008 (OP)
How did you make it through the OG series? Bobby, despite being chubby, was always able to pull tail.

>>149705158
Most famous words ever tweeted.
"Nice 400lb bench press nerd, she lets me hit it because I'm goofy."

>>149710007
BASED Goofy Chad

I'm sick of worrying about whether my behavior is incel or sigma or whatever the hell, I just wanna grill for Godsake

>>149709772
I think women shouldnt be allowed to vote and posts like yours prove that belief correct

I'm starting to think you people have only watched YouTubers talk about King of the Hill instead of actually watching the show yourself.

>>149704008 (OP)
To be fair, this was written by someone who grew up in a time when this was much more possible

>>149704008 (OP)
bobby isnt a manlet he's only a little shorter than his tall ass dad

>>149704008 (OP)
I thought they made him pretty good looking. He's slimmer than Hank and has pretty sikk designer stubble, with a good voice and cool job etc.

>>149710061
That you care at all and don't take pride in it is a good sign at least.

>>149704008 (OP)
>literally gets CHAD WASANASONGS sloppy seconds

>>149709934
Why Dale?

I never thought I'd see a character that looks like this, and end up liking her as much as I did. Bobby is a fucking retard.

>>149704008 (OP)
Doesn't he own a business? And doesnt Bobby have continual rizz?

>>149709775
Better than hanging yourself from a doorknob for your mom to find.

>>149709861
>he says, with emphasis, to a group of absolute strangers
Uh huh.....

>>149711216
>either cry and post it online or self delete yourself
yes such emotional maturity

>>149709950
Bobby saves some money to finally buy his own car, but insists on going to the dealership alone despite warnings from Connie, Joseph, and his parents that he's "too nice" to deal with car dealer types. He ignores their warnings and gets guilt-tripped by an old dealer into buying the dealerships mascot.

>>149711212
15% share.

>>149704937
>girls like hot guys
This was common sense.

>>149710007
the real goofy thing is that she probably fucks both without either knowing

>>149711259
The first isn't a perfect solution but it's better than the second which most men opt to do rather than admit their emotions.
>Inb4 girls will make fun of me for having them
Cope

>>149711194
true, a woman like this would mellow out into a wonderful wife post 25

>>149704068
>average human is 8 heads tall
/ic/ here, that's literally superhero proportions. Average human is 7-7.5 iirc

Bobby would get more pussy then Boomhaur or any other man in Arlan Texas but he's too much of a romantic to do that.

>>149704032
Kek no they don't, that's the kind of guy women lie and say they want but run away screaming from when he actually shows up.

>>149711194
>tomboy
>shits on connie's woke justifications for her unfaithful boyfriend

nice girl, shame bobby still wants the used up slut.

>>149705188
I was introduced to the "imagine if she was a man" game by an anonymous commenter on r/braincels. It ages like wine with each passing year. Human sexual dynamics means without legally enforced monogamy she can hook up on Tinder with what the NS Regime referred to as an "Ideal Aryan" in the blink of an eye literally whenever she wants to btw, the Lebensborn program never ended it's just done by megacorps instead of the state.

>They turned Connie into a massive slut who sleeps with every man she meets!
>In actuality she only sleeps with one man while her bf is the one sleeping around

Why did you people lie to me?

>>149704008 (OP)
Cotton understood, Bobby isn't a mess of insecurities like his dad, and once he came into his own he had zero issue with women.

>>149704008 (OP)
Bobby was semi-popular with girls in the original run as well. You watched the first 13 seasons, right?

>>149711194
Let's be real: From her design a lot of us were expecting her to be an SJW, but she was actually just a regular hippie.

>>149711522
>shits on connie's woke justifications for her unfaithful boyfriend
Not the only thing she shits on.
>>149711351
Her biggest mistake was letting Bobby see her poop too early into the relationship.

>>149712265
>Bobby isn't a mess of insecurities like his dad
He wore his shirt during sex.

>>149712446
There's a difference between having a couple insecurities and having a truckload of them.

>>149704032
Yeah but he doesn't have the looks to back it up. He fails the first impression test.

>>149708395
Women still not just telling us what the fuck is wrong.

I've only watched a little bit of it but so far the Bobby parts are the only parts I've liked

>>149712447
Hank doesn't have a truckload of insecurities, he has one complex his dad beat into him that makes him incredibly emotionally cut off and distant.

>>149711194
Honestly, I entirely checked out of the show once she just disappeared. I could not even begin to give a fuck about Connie now that she's just a slut.

>>149704068
>average is 8 heads tall
Look closer at your drawing books, that's a superhero. If a man was 8 heads tall he'd be a 7 ft lanklet. People are usually between 6 and 7 heads tall.

>>149712485
>now that she's just a slut
Well, duh. Being a slut is empowering, don't you know?

>>149704068
>average human is 8 heads tall
Where the fuck did you get this from?

>>149712468
Not that guy, but there's a difference between a couple of small insecurities and a big one like that all the same.Quality over quantity, and all that.

>>149712164
She's implied to be hooking up in the first episode.

chicks dig confidence
also dyewts?

>>149712490
NTA. Personally speaking, Hank somehow comes across as having a quiet but pervasive uneasiness with himself, like he's being watched by some kind of disembodied, fault-finding observer whose opinion of him is very important. Which is pretty much how his father treated him all his life, and maybe he never unlearned it. Weird thing is I can't think of anything specific that gives me that impression.

>>149712468
I know it’s just a euphemism you’re using, but cotton never physically beat Hank. He just verbally abused him.

>>149704032
That’s fine but in the show he’s getting one night stands after talking to a girl for like 10 minutes. Literally had a chick he JUST sat down with go “wanna bang back at my place, you’re cool”

>>149704008 (OP)
He's funny

>>149708230
>Connie wants to do premarital things
>Bobby, a guy who was raised in a traditional household, will go for this
Bobby needs better morals.

>>149708230
I don't, Connie can fuck off. Bobby deserves better.

Does anyone here know if Bob smokes dosh now that he's 21?

When his mom came over, Joe tried to cover for him and hide some 'questionable' stuff he had on the table.

>>149712744
Bobby literally fucked two different side chicks over the course of one season, he's explicitly shown to be a bigger whore than Connie

>>149712783
I guess Bobby's fears of being a slut came true

>>149706674
That man ain't right

>>149712765
Bobby? Probably not. Joseph? For sure.

>>149712783
The first girl he wanted something more and was sad that it was a ONS, the second girl was his girlfriend until she pooped on Jerry Jones's desk. No one would call Connie a slut if she didn't have a history of infidelity and wasn't riding the cock carousel with people who she wasn't committed to.

>>149712485
>now that she's just a slut.
That's all she ever was, anon. Sorry to shatter your illusion.
>>149712674
I could have worded it better for sure
>>149712521
Hank had more than "just a couple" small insecurities and we don't know the severity of Bobby's insecurity about his moobs, so saying it's severe is nothing more than speculation. Leaving his shirt on during sex doesn't automatically mean it's severe either.

>>149712462
>When he still think she's actually interested in romance

>4chan's expectations of Bobby before the new season was announced
>a failure son who became a woke tranny
>Bobby in the new season
>self made man who's chasing after his passion of cooking and making his dreams come true while slaying lots of different girls while adopting the lessons hank hill taught him growing up while still being a kind, sensitive young man

It's funny how the show does Bobby better than a lot of predictions i've read of adult bobby over the years.

>>149704032
I would be honored if he dated my daughter. Bobby is such a great man. He's almost a Gary Stu if this had any kind of conflict

>>149705391
Yeah, it's implied

>>149706483
The humor was really weird and off-putting sometimes. The swearing threw me off and Hank being horny was so odd to see

>>149705391
Nancy said Bobby possibly knew at one point so I thought that was always a given

I thought Good Hank would be like 10

>>149709588
Hank is 6'2". I don't think his son is.

>>149711194
If not for taking a dump in Jerry Jone's office, she'd be a keeper.
Never go with a woman who has a poor relationship with her father.

>>149712903
her dad died but I didn't catch why she pulled an Amber Heard on the desk or if it related to her dad

>>149712914
Pretty sure anon's full of shit there. I remember her doing it because these people had screwed her dad over.

>>149712485
To be fair, Bobby practically mocks Connie for being a slut and wants to reel her in. Also, I'm pretty certain the relationship was open because she didn't want Chang to begin with and told him to fuck off. I don't think she ever fucked him or anyone else

>>149712545
No she's not, she's seeing Chang

>>149712916
she tells him that she wishes her dad was alive and Bobby shouldn't take it for granted in the locker room because he got pissed she was spending more time with him. that causes him to take the ice bath like Hank does. I just didn't catch why she had access to the training camp which she gave as a gift and how it related to taking a shit on the desk.

>>149705336
>>149712889
Junichiro and Good Hank are in this?

>>149704032
I'd rather never touch another man again than date a tubby mangina like Bobby

>>149712926
Her dad used to work there until he got fired, became an alcoholic, and died.

>>149712928
Just for one episode.

>>149704710
He did end up being that dude because both are made up stories of people that don't exist

>>149712928
Junichiro just appears on a video call for a few lines

>>149712929
I doubt you ever touched a man.

>>149712928
GH is used for the crappy Andrew Tate episode, he appears to be like 14 kind of weird

>>149712889
He should be 11 max, but the timeline is whacky because of the 'memberberries. Bobby went to highschool in Texas while Hank and Peggy were in Saudi Arabia, but how that happened isn't explained. All the legacy adults look mid-60s when they're early 50s. Somehow Hank got a substitute teacher Trophy in '99 when Bobby was born in 2003.

It's KotH. It's more incongruous than the Simpsons

>>149712954
As it crappy for being topical or crappy because Hank is a massive momma's boy who loves his wife and respects women?

>>149709708
>Women have more emotional intelligence
No they don't

>>149712968
>andrew tate
>topical in 2025
Pick one

>>149712999
He is topical. He's Trump's new kiddie pimp

>>149712951
All you have to do is say yes what kind of gay reply was that

>>149713011
he's forced like how pop culture try to force Mr.Bean in the 00s. We see him but no one gives a shit.

>>149712968
It's just not very funny and already feels old hat regardless of how you feel about this shit

>>149713011
Just because he lives rent free in your head doesn’t make him topical.
>b-b-but trump

>>149712866
4chan is a bunch of cynical idpol obsessed faggots
who knew?

>>149712866
Exactly, I noticed this immediately in episode 1. When Bobby gets invited to the college party he closes the restaurant and realizes he has to deep clean his kitchen for the next day. In most adult cartoons, the joke of the episode would be him shirking his duties to go get shitfaced and then dealing with the unintended consequences later...but here we see Bobby struggle with his desire but ultimately relent and commit to his duties. This is just one great example for how well the writers understand these characters. Even the people bitching about Connie becoming "woke" don't realize she's a text book example of the repressed over achiever trope, someone who lost their childhood to helicopter parents and then goes wild in adulthood trying regain some sense of agency....and it's not even new to the character, they were plenty of times in the original when Bobby tried to impress Connie by pretending to smart or sophisticated, when really she just wanted to goof off with him because her parents didn't let her be a kid at home.

>>149713043
Why are you defending a child rapist that rescues other child rapists from proscecution in other countries?

>>149704008 (OP)
Willow taking a shit was hotter than hell

>>149708173
Weird that woman writers put a male sexual fantasy in their adult fart cartoon.

>>149708225
>my dudes
straight into the trash she goes.

>>149704008 (OP)
Episode 10. All Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) dialogue has been run through AI, Judge and show producers has silently cut ties with Joss halfway through season 14.

>>149704008 (OP)
It's what boomers think society is like right now.
They're completely delusional, as always.

>>149704008 (OP)
The movie Chef had Jon Favreau able to fuck both Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara just because he could cook good. That's far more unbelievable.

>>149713223
They need to run Dale's voice through AI

>>149713241
Where is the original image from?

>>149713239
What would be more realistic? My obese 5'4 friend pulls women all the time. Dude gets pussy because he used to VA & can pitch his voice low and make bitches laugh with his improv comedy.

>>149706801
One thing people who live in the EU or in Australia don't understand is that America is 3-4 different countries in a trenchcoat. Same way you can't judge every European the same or every Canadian the same. I would say the original KOTH is still applicable even today: A strangely homely mishmash of cultures slowly intruding in on one another and the awkward and uncomfortable feeling of not being able to really tell all of it to go away is very applicable to most of the United States outside of the major population centers.

This new KOTH seems to be targeted at everyone who once lived in that kind of town but population migration, huge business, massive, overreaching local government, and the rise of an extremely urban lifestyle brushed away the more community-focused culture of a small town and replaced it with something unfamiliar even to people who have been living through it. This is extremely common for small towns in Texas, which seem to be picking up the ball that California dropped with urban living (or walk off the plank, depending on which side of that argument you're on) to become its own immigration/industrial economic powerhouse.

With all of that, just brings all of the things that made California into California. Texas used to be the state that prided itself on not being California. Small government, lots of freedom, big trucks, all of the things that Hank prided himself on. Now just a shallow copy of a Coastal city. Hank's reaction is the reaction of everyone above the age of 30 living in Texas has had to the last 20 years

>>149704008 (OP)
Why are you so jealous Anon

KEITH DAVID?!?!??!?!?!?!

>>149713239
>>149713376
/incel/ won't tell you that if you have a little confidence, you could be a short wee-man sized midget and still pull loads of pussy.
What they also won't tell you is that Confidence is a skill, and all of those shithead moments in middle/high school were actually there to teach you to build it. It's not impossible now, but you don't get away nearly as much with being an awkward sperg in public as an adult as you did as a shithead high schooler whose ever other word is 'um'.

Its impressive that Mike Judge has been able to keep up a somewhat consistent level of quality of writing after all these years. You can see the animation and voices become low effort crap like so much these days, but the writing is still pretty solid.

>>149713466
I don't think there's anything that can be done about the crap animation, sadly. It's just a reality of making cartoons that pretty much every animation studio is going to use the lowest-tier CG that looks like ass.

The voices? Yeah but I can forgive some of the VAs for being old.

>>149711534
KANE LIVES

>>149711419
Unironically this.
Bobby was a stud even when he was too young and naive to know what that meant.

>>149711263
And that's still a better deal than buying a truck in 2025.

>>149713460
>just learn to have confidence bro!
>you just gotta power through years and years of women rejecting you!
>and people not wanting to make small talk with you because you look unattractive!
>and being kicked out of the boardgame group because they're looking to downsize, but the next time you see them they have two new members
>and no one wanting to partner up with you specifically when your usual indoor climbing partner doesn't show up (and cuts off all contact)
>and having to hear restaurant staff make jokes about your appearance when they think they're out of earshot
>and missing out on promotions because your attractive-looking colleague would be a better fit for giving presentation to the public

>>149713151
>calling someone irrelevant is defending them
Retarded

>>149713460
>you could be a short wee-man sized midget and still pull loads of pussy.
Why do you persist in these delusions.
Why do you insist I reject the evidence of my very eyes.

>>149713504
You could always just kill yourself.

>>149713513
Why would I do that? I quite enjoy living, I just don't like most other people (anymore).

>>149713504
That's the point, those rejections mean a lot less in High school when everyone is a shithead and you can brush it off as them being imbeciles and assholes.
It gets waaaaaaay harder as an Adult because the opinions of other people could mean something to you and because your antics of taking a shot and getting rejected isn't as awkward as a kid as an adult.

It's an uphill battle, but impossible? Noooo, you just gave up.

>>149713504
Holy seethe. Maybe actually try for once.

>>149713517
based life experience anon who would make a good guide or mentor to people growing up

>>149713511
You do know Wee-man himself dated and banged multiple extremely hot women in Hollywood, so did Gary Coleman. I didn't say that as an illustration.

>>149713517
>you just gave up
Correct. I spend a good eight years of my life trying to connect with others.
They gave me the cold shoulder so I turned to escapism.
I wish I could delude myself into loving a waifu, but alas. They just aren't "real" enough for me.
Can't wait for humanoid robots to be developed.
>>149713520
Feel free to suggest something else I could try.
I can almost guarantee you that no matter what you come up with, I've given it at least one try.

>>149713526
I don't think telling people to be a rich hollywood actor to cope with their disability is a very realistic path forward

>>149713466
KOTH was never a fucking amazing show or knee slapping comedy to me it was just fun to watch for me because the animation was surprisingly high quality for the material.

>>149713504
>>you just gotta power through years and years of women rejecting you!
I mean, yeah. That was already an episode in the original series. Not everyone is going to want to be with you, but you don't let that discourage you from trying.

>>149713539
Stop engaging. This anon has been derailing multiple koth threads by being purposely obtuse or rage baiting anyone who didn’t like episode 9.

>>149713534
I have a feeling your problems are beyond physical appearances.

>>149711194
I liked her until she took a dump on the desk, that instantly ruined it.

>>149713555
>this fictional show has fictional things happening in it
Tell me it ain't so!
>>149713564
Funny you should say that, as for a long time I believed I was simply very autistic.
I went to the doctor to schedule a diagnosis and he tells me that it's very unlikely that I'm autistic and that I shouldn't bother getting one.
I insist, arrive at the state psychologist months later, and within five minutes she straight up tells me to stop wasting her time as I am not autistic.

>>149710942
It really says a lot about Connie that she was ever in a relationship with Chane.

>>149710942
>fumbling a hot asian girl and losing her to a fat manlet
Not so chad

>>149713640
He doesn't need her. He got that blonde chick.

>>149713717
He got a downgrade.

>all the discussion is over the manosphere episode
Not actually discussing it though, didn't we create a entire board on this website so you blackpillers and doomers can groom each other before you end up in /lgbt/

>>149704008 (OP)
>part-owner in a business
>financially stable
>presumably debt-free or low debt due to not going to college
>smooth, not afraid of women
>kind, but confident

Shit dawg the only thing NOT going for Bobby is that he has a roommate, and that roomate is Joseph. As a guy who spent a semester rooming with a guy who was basically Joseph but even weirder about women in college, I cannot even begin to emphasize the fact that Bobby can still pull with Joseph as a roomate is proof that he is winning at life.

>>149713804
What is there to discuss
I watched like 4 episodes before turning it off because it was so bland
>Hank mad because Bobby uses charcoal

>>149713835
>didn't even watch the manosphere episode he's bitching about

>>149711456
>manchild with zero relationship experience tells you how women are
I love this genre of tweet.

Whyfor doth Robert possess the face of a fat pug baby child despite being within the throes of adulthood

>>149713241
that's not Peggy though, just some buxom trollop

>>149705483
>>149705728
I have a short, fat, balding middle eastern friend that pulls more tail than a retarded kid at a pet shelter. He's just a charming guy.

>>149713827
Joseph works construction and passes out in the living room.

>>149714025
character recognition, same reason he has the same color shirt

>>149710040
It always disappoints me he doesn't say "F-hyucks"

>>149704008 (OP)
Buddy, he's funny, charming, charismatic, outgoing and has a really good talent in cooking. Unlike most of 4chan, he isn't an autistic seething with rage and envy at the world whose only attribute is playing videogames and shitposting. Thats why hes getting pussy.

>why does Bobby look and sound the same?

Buddy he looks and sounds just like Guy Fieri it fits his character perfectly I dont get how this is a problem for people

>>149706032
Yes yes I'm sure if you just make it to Asia you'll finally get that real women to end your inceldom.
>>149705483
Dunno about your friend, but with a guy like bobby it's the rizz and the passion. He can make you laugh and he can talk about (but not obsess) over something he's got a real sincere interest in and (basically >>149704870) and that works. Being able to cook always helps to. And like fat girls and cocks, fat guys who get laid eat lots of pussy.

>>149712468
Being almost completely emotionally closed off to the point you can't even be a little bit open with your own family without a ton of coaxing let alone strangers is a bit more involved than being a smidge self-conscious about your body image where you keep your shirt on during sex.

>>149713504
Yeah buddy there's something else wrong with you. Not hard to guess what considering you're on here spouting incel shit. But nobody has a regular climbing partner than suddenly says "wait a minute... they are ugly!" It's climbing. They don't have to look at your face.

>>149712866
Yeah, it's extremely refreshing to see that Bobby actually took to Hank's life lessons and eliminated a lot of the character flaws he had as a kid. It would have been real easy just to make him the same kinda lazy dude that constantly takes shortcuts and has no real direction. He actually found his life's calling with that final episode and grew as a person.

>>149712674
>What'd you do to Hanks Wife? I didn't teach you that!"

>>149713517
Uhh I think you missed his point entirely. He's not talking about middle school, you retard, he's clearly talking about current adult life. Other anons were right, you're delulu.

>>149713504
I can see why nobody wants to be around you.

>>149704008 (OP)
Bobby Hill has actually always been super popular with the female fanbase of KOTH. Can you guess why?

>>149714513
>he's funny, charming, charismatic
You said the same thing 3 times, you fatass.

>>149713504
>you just gotta power through years and years of women rejecting you!
I mean, yeah? If you really want to be in a relationship with someone absolutely. You either do that or get comfortable with being alone which is also fine. Stewing in bitterness and depression longing for something you stopped trying to get does no one any favors.

>>149704008 (OP)
people are shilling this show hard. besides the "uwu we where based and we work in the industry now/self aware" jokes and winks. is this revival good or just annoying? is there at least a new character or dynamic that is improved from the original run?

>>149714804
>too autistic to distinguish the 3 of them

>>149714835
>too autistic to lose weight
Hit the gym, fatty

>>149714834
>is this revival good or just annoying?
At worst it's on par with the late seasons of the original run, I like it. It's a very solid 7 or 8 for me.
>is there at least a new character or dynamic that is improved from the original run?
I like adult Bobby, he's by far the best part of the revival. I think I like him better than the original honestly.

>>149704008 (OP)
Anon, Bobby's White. He's playing on recruit difficulty.

The bitches liked him in the original series too did you not watch the show?

>>149714834
I liked it a lot more than I expected too, all the advertisements and previews made the show look a lot worse than it actually is. Like the handshake joke Hank makes where the joke is "haha he sounds like hes going to hug but actually reaches out for a handshake" doesn't have that awkward pause in it that the trailer had so its a much more natural joke. You also get over the less than stellar animation pretty quickly.
Theres a few "eww things are different now" jokes in the 1st episode but that mostly stops after that.
Older Bobby is basically a new character and is the co-lead of the show with Hank, I found his plots to actually be pretty great.
Some of the returning cast/new VAs are noticeably rough(specifically Dale, Kahn & Ted) but everyone else slips right back into their roles fine and once the new VA for Dale takes over he does a pretty great impression and Dale definitely sounds a lot better.
If you like KOTH you'll enjoy the new season.

>>149714905
>errrm acksualllly what about the three girls who teased him by pretending all be his girlfriends in one of the later seasons

>>149714910
Trailers have so much proposition value connected to them that the people responsible for them should be fired if they fuck up terribly.

>>149714905
This. There was an entire episode about him inadvertently having like five girlfriends at the same time because he charmed/stumbled his way into thier hearts by being a good listener. Dude could snag pussy without even trying, and that was all before he was a legal adult

>>149714857
>>149714910
replying for me to read later. thanks i will watch online later today

>>149708343
>>149709660
>>149709840
She and you retards are both autistic. She thought it was a compliment because that's how men compliment women--that they wouldn't want to hook up with them because they're wife material. It isn't about a meal ticket or not wanting to have sex with him.

>>149714776
Someone drew this? Lol

>>149712968
both

>>149713151
>Why are you defending
ESL or underage?

>>149714798
he's voiced by one?

>>149704870
Comics like this annoy me because women only give a fuck about "nerdy guys" if they're also 6'+ and super attractive. If an ugly manlet talked about LOTR to her, she'd call the cops on him and make a trauma dump comic about it.

>>149714780
No, you're a quitter. It's that simple. It's hard, but not impossible. It's EASY in middle school and high school because you're given more chances for failure, you quitter. You not getting the life skills in middle school and high school just means you have to learn them now, and it's way harder.

>>149713534
>Correct. I spend a good eight years of my life trying to connect with others.
They gave me the cold shoulder so I turned to escapism.
Well, stop it. If you come to 4chan to find consolation in your prospects when you're the one that threw in the towel, that's just being dishonest. If any of the doomers in this thread were remotely right, there wouldn't be any 4/10 guy hooking up with any girl above 5/10.

It's fine if you give up, don't act like that's on anyone else but you. You gotta keep trying no matter how long it takes.

>>149713534
I lasted a decade of try without success.
I gave up as well.

>>149715511
Keep in mind "Success" is relative. A burned out stoner loser picking up a crackwhore who wants an easy simp for her scores is considered 'success' to a surprisingly large amount of the normalfag population even though anybody on this board or this thread could tell you it's abject failure.

Having standards and not finding people in those standards is a good thing.

>>149715437
Wonderful psycho-analysis of that guy doc, so what’s your excuse for being a colossal faggot?

>>149715565
I post on /co/.

>>149708225
>Shares comic thats supposed to be romantic.
>"Idgaf about what he's saying, he's hot and that's all that matters"
Women are truly heartless beasts.

>>149711194
She has an awful, try-hard design. She's an attention whore. You don't commit to women like this because they're open and affable with virtually everyone. Colored hair isn't enough she needs to stand out and have an obnoxious side cut. Whoops that doesn't signal to everyone enough. Gotta put that lousy ring in! She is mentally and emotionally unstable. Her presentation tells you this.

>>149715437
>when you're the one that threw in the towel
How long should I have continued? How many decades?

>>149715761
Until you die so that way, on your death bed, you can lament about how many years you wasted actually trying when you could've enjoyed life after giving up instead.

>>149714643
>he looks and sounds just like Guy Fieri
Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers

>>149713394
not OP but I would be

>>149704870
If doggirls were real, would they behave like that since most dogs like their owner?

Why did they dial peggy's personality to a 10?

>>149713460
>Dude, just become confident.
Truly the most worthless kind of advice you can give. It's like telling a permanently crippled guy "hey bro, just gotta work on them legs bro. You'll be walking in no time bro"

>>149716617
You're going to compare social awkwardness as an adult to someone whose legs permanently don't work?

>>149705391
One time he called Dale Mr. Gribble when talking to Joseph and Joseph said you mean my dad so it's implied Bobby knew Dale wasn't Joseph's father

>>149708230
They try to fuck next season in Bobby's old bedroom but then the hills new dog busts them and Hank and Peggy catch them and then Kahn, mihn, and bill wander over too

>>149704008 (OP)
>blackpill retard
lmfao

>>149704032
spbp

>>149711263
At least he didn't pay sticker price

>>149713151
Because Trump says it's ok and it makes libs seethe

>>149704068
>average human is 8 heads tall
Yeah if they were drawn by Burne Hogarth wtf

>>149712866
It's almost like 4chan has been invaded by politically charged fucking morons who scream their tardspeak everywhere and need to be rightfully beaten back into their fucking hole and sealed in.

>>149704008 (OP)
He's a cartoon character

>>149708343
>That "female hightened emotional intelligence" has got to be a meme.
It only applies to other women. Women don't think men have emotions which is why they get put off when they see a man cry(despite saying men should cry).

So what's the charcoal situation?

>>149718259
We strike at dawn

>>149704032
That's what women claim they're looking for. That's not what they actually are looking for.

>>149712931
It never got revealed who her dad was.
Could have just been a janitor or something
But i thought they were building up that she was like Tom Landry's daughter or something

>>149718349
True, a lot of women do prefer bad boys at first.

>>149716736
Also in the episode where Peggy finds out about the affair, Nancy mentions that Bobby may possibly know about it.

>>149713389
Australian who visited the US many times across 12 years here. Your country is nowhere near as interesting as you fags like to imply. Whenever someone baits by posting a truckstop full of maccas and sloppa and asking if that's true Americana they get closer to the truth than your bullshit. You all like to pretend you're a turbo Europe when that's not the case, you are unified by a single culture of corporate consumerism that drowns out everything else.
>northeast
Actual Hell, even the less populated areas are full of first gen immigrants who dont speak the King's English. Places like Boston and Philadelphia look like something out of a Judge Dredd comic.
>south
Northeast USA if it was humid and less people invested money into it. If you go further west it's a lot of sand.
>midcountry
A lot of freeway and a couple of small towns unified because a Burger King and hotel chain exists there, which employs everybody. Most of the white people exist here
>west
Didn't travel deep into California and Nevada but the urban areas felt like you guys lost a war to Mexico and they were inhabiting you like Germans in France.

>>149719285
>australian
Opinion discarded. Didn't even read the rest.

>>149718489
Women are attracted to dominance, confidence, and power in addition to height, money, and status. But they want partners who are committed, kind (without being weak), and emotionally intelligent. If you only have the former, you are doomed to have a series of shallow, if intense, short term flings. Only having the latter means you're doomed to the friend zone or cuckoldry. You need both if you want a lasting and good relationship, but even then, you have to vet your partners. Nobody is immune to temptation, but if she's had few or no sexual partners, dresses modestly, and doesn't crave being the center of attention, then you can be reasonably sure that she won't cheat. Bobby is quite competent in his chosen fields and is able to speak up for himself when needed. He's funny, successful, and takes decent enough care of his body. He just needs to be discerning with the women he chooses if he's looking for a long term partner, because he has quite a lot to offer.

>>149719380
>if she's had few or no sexual partners, dresses modestly, and doesn't crave being the center of attention, then you can be reasonably sure that she won't cheat
No wonder white US birthrates are sub-1.00

>>149716617
Oh, hop off your fucking cross already. You are not some permanently disabled human waste of atoms, you just need to go out more. Not even to hang with other people, just go out and enjoy a nice sunny day or something. The only person holding you back is YOU, anon. To claim otherwise is simple vanity

>>149709726
Credit to Bobby though, he played it off smoothly

>>149719388
Yeah, it's really bad and is part of the reason why everything is collapsing.

>>149716713
in the eyes of women those two are the same

>>149719285
>Australian

They referenced the sexy Peggy model sheet, neat easter egg

>>149720055
Checked and very fitting that Bill would have that picture.

>>149719388
No, it’s cuz of this

>>149706674
That boy is a... nepo baby, I tell you hawhat.

>>149712476
This is the kind of chick that my grandpa always said that i could bang but only if i scram after that, literally a dive and then reach for surface.

>>149720531
You forgot the 4th road son, bang and get out, meaning fuck hot chicks, get them pregnant and then don't see them for the rest of your life.

>>149710007
No one ever gets laid saying shit like that

>>149704008 (OP)
>anons bitched about Dale's new VA before the show came out
>turns out the new VA is even more faithful to the original show than the original VA

>>149713376
>>149713460
This is bullshit, go hang yourself

>>149721643
You never interact with normies. How would you even be able to prove or disprove?

>>149720531
Have you ever considered fucking the fat chicks?

>>149707158
Yes, yes you are

>>149722807
>the rubber-glue defense
You'd have been better off just not replying

>>149711194
I never see girls like this irl

i just got to the connie episode what happened

>>149711194
I'm disappointed she was gone, Hank beginning to like her felt like it was building to a cool angle, instead Bobby MUST get together with Connie because they dated as kids.

She reminded me a lot of my college gf who would also sell soap. I wonder if women do it because it's just easy and you can upsell it a lot.

>>149715564
ok
that doesn't help me though but whatever

>>149715315
My life is great, I'm nta. I'm just saying you obviously lack the life experience to meaningfully say things like that to strangers over the internet. The guy is odd and probably leaving out some details, but you're an unempathetic dullard if that's all you have to offer anyone.

>>149715051
>that's something men say to women
lol, what? No they don't. Certainly not if they're already in a relationship. Maybe if they just met and want to take it slow or reject the woman in a kind way by implying she's too good to just sleep with and he's not ready for marriage.

>>149717677
No, that's human and lizard brains' wires getting crossed. Women want men to trust them enough to reveal their weaknesses, but are also repulsed by weaknesses because they are hardwired to seek strong men. Men should know this and only reveal enough to signal trust but not enough to show actual vulnerability.

>>149722960
Because they don't exist anymore. Punk girls used to be like this, but they died out. The closest mentally are rebellious tomboys and the closest visually are annoying social activists who emulate the punk style because they like the "revolutionary esthetic".

>>149711194
Think she shits on Bobby's chest?

>>149723825
Yes. Bobby has a Jerry Jones tattoo on his chest.

so many anons here would be happier if they goofymaxxed

>>149724435
she deserved better.

>>149720531
>Fat Girls
Son, I think you vastly underestimate just how much of a draw that particular path is.

Bobby is 21 year old chef that owns his own restaurant. That alone makes him intresting. If there is one universal thing all women hate is a man that is boring. Bobby was always going to be a pussy magnet.

>>149704870
Women can't go five minutes with being patronising towards men.

>>149713389
>Bandit kingdom of Hellinois only losing 1.6% to Texas
This number seems too low

>>149704008 (OP)
>Runs his own restaurant
>Is funny and charismatic
>Inherited his dad's excellent work ethics but is also more open minded
Bobby is a lesson that going out there and actually trying will sidestep any physical imperfections. You and this whole thread can learn from him.

>>149724968
Women hate the femme type of guys in gen z

>>149713504
With that attitude, no wonder no one wants to be around you.

I know the actors are both dead, but did they mention Luann, Lucky or their daughter Gracie at all?

>>149725271
No mention but they use a Tom Petty song for a montage.

>>149708225
Is that bad? A woman lusting after her boyfriend? I'd go apeshit if I had a girlfriend this down bad for me, unless she's legit insane or something.

>>149725063
Only a faggot like you would think open-minded is a positive

>>149725446
Only a weirdass loser like you would think being open-minded is a negative.

>>149725574
Only an open-minded weirdass like you would think being a loser is negative.

>>149725646
at least you're open-minded to being a loser

>>149705483
As much as people meme about 6 feet, it seems like you need to just be at least 5'9" and just kinda fun to be around. Women on dating sites all want guys 6 feet and over, but most women you'd meet in person are fine as long as the guy is notably bigger than them so they can snuggle up to them.

>>149725271
All I remember is a portrait of the couple hanging in an oval picture frame in the Hill living room.

Behold: The writing /co/ praises

>>149716828
I hate that episode so much.

>>149726085
Why do you feel the need to do this? Why do you need to pick the moment where shit is at its worst and then hold it up as an example as it is the norm?

>>149704008 (OP)
>dated his next door neighbor
>dated a protest girl
>dated a girl after dumping the protest girl
>dated a girl when he was an aid for the school psychologist
>dated girl after Boomhauer helped him overcome his oneitis with Connie
>got more flowers than Joseph from his female classmates
Bobby was always a Chad.

>>149726174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmFVA8M6Eo

>>149704008 (OP)
How come Bobby doesn't include Arab dishes or spices in his fusion restaurant? He lived over there too, didn't he? But for some reason, he was back in Texas before his parents got back? How long was he back in Texas, because for as social as he is, he doesn't know how to text girls?

>>149726085
to be fair, that's your average /co/ post right there. wouldn't be surprised if GH browsed here

>>149715278
Its true and because of this I dont even want a girl who pretends to care about my interests I just want one into girly stuff and we just keep our hobbies separate. Fucked up world we live in idk what else to say.

You think Willow could have been tamed? Her two biggest issues appear to be boundaries and housebreaking. She has weird hippie interests but that's not something Bobby cared about, and she herself didn't preach about her veganism. It might be exhausting, but it's gotta be better than going after the girl with a notch on every bedpost in every male dormitory in north Texas.

>>149704068
Cotton was 6ft4in before the war.
Hank is like 6ft2-4in.
Bobby is kike 6ft-6ft2in

>>149725446
Cotton exists to mock people like you. Now go fuck a toddler on the Lolita express

>>149712476
Reminder that Connie probably looks like mattress girl IRL

Also reminder that a few years later mattress girl got red pilled and basically is trying to be a trad wife looking for a blonde haired blue eyed men. No really. She stopped the liberal shit and seems to only go after aryan boys.

>>149726837
Yes, and dumping her was bullshit. I honestly stopped watching from there immediately, I'm just not interested in seeing Bobby get with Connie. She's shit.

>>149726693
I want to say he stayed home, but why did the Hills rent out their home instead of have Bobby house-sit for a couple of years? It sounded like Bobby graduated from high school in Texas.

>>149726837
I don't think that was the problem. The problem was Bobby has feelings for Connie, so it's not exactly fair to string Willow along.

I'm starting to think that the open relationship was Chane's idea, not Connie's. We never actually see her hook up with anyone other than Chane and Chane hooks up with a bunch of random women. Likely, she was pressured to be in a relationship with Chane by her parents so had no choice but to agree to the open relationship.

I have finished all of S14. I am immediately lumping it with the bad seasons which is everything from S9 to S13. Its that bad. This is easily a season I will never see myself rewatching for any reason. Im gonna be honest, The Andrew Tate focused Ep didnt really bother me at all. There were way worse Ep's compared to that one and I mean this both in the sense of the original 13 seasons + all the other Ep's this reboot had to offer

Bill not receiving a single punishment for tarnishing both Hank and Peggy's names just so Bill can get "street cred" from the Arlen Black Community was worse then GH attempting to be an Alpha Male

Chore Money Chore Problems had a terrible moral and it comes from Peggy of all people

>Sometimes Young People just want another Young Person to give them advice

Its like Mike Judge was making fun of the people who used Better Help even tho everything in relation to that was a tragedy. This entire season felt like the writers didnt like focusing on Hank at all it felt like this was strictly a Peggy and Bobby focused season

I also dont understand the Appropriation Ep at all. "Fuck off Hwyt Boi we wuz Yasuke n sheet no Charcoal for you." The idea that a black man larping as a Japanese man can deny Bobby the right to sell him charcoal because of his race is bullshit. Its a rare instance I actually agreed with Chane of all people

>You cant double up on your race card. Im Laotian you asshole.

>>149727271
Black dude is supposed to be a hypocrite in this.

Is it weird they bleeped out the cursing for the first few episodes and then is just like eh fuck it?

>>149726868
Man fuck her, I don't mean literally. She got a hair up her ass and tried to ruin her hook-ups life and the world went a long with it. I hope she becomes a spinster.

>>149725224
You'd be the same if you experienced constant failure for nearly a decade

>>149727474
im guessing its more like occasional failure then constant fear of failure leading to never trying again. chad's strike out twice as often as you've ever even attempted.

>>149727474
You should know better than to expose your personal difficulties on an anonymous imageboard because jackasses like >>149727503
Will spout some stupid platitude just to make them feel better and you feel worse. The world is unfair and cruel to the aesthetically-challenged. But it's not a character flaw. Being a lazy dick like the trolls on this board is.

>>149727590
>because jackasses like >149727503 will spout some stupid platitude just to make them feel better and you feel worse
Oh, I know that. I don't take anything posted here personally, because I've already met (and confirmed) that what I experienced is a shared experience.
There will always be winners and losers pretending to be winners. That's just the way it is.

>>149704008 (OP)
When will KOTH get Joe Rogan as guest on the show?

>>149727590
the worlds unfair but so fucking what? you tell him make peace with it, but why not actually try? these threads wouldn't exist if dissociating and reaching incel enlightenment was in any way appealing, he wants human connection he should fucking fight for it. and for the record, we're both spouting platitudes.

>>149713504
bruuuuuuutal i came for a koth thread not a reminder of my shit life

>>149714798
he has multiple funny catchphrases that foids can repeat to their stupid group of friends?

>>149726085
i'm suprised GH didn't go full shitty hollywood writing and drop the term "foid" like that one doctor show

>>149719380
>Women are attracted to dominance, confidence, and power in addition to height, money, and status. But they want partners who are committed, kind (without being weak), and emotionally intelligent
Isn't that the madonna-whore complex?

>>149719380
Your grandparents never needed to deal with this shit

>>149719418
>just go out more
Okay and then what?

Get outta mah Hoouussee mah Boy aint much but hez all i gooott

I huff propane

>>149704008 (OP)
Did you even watch the original show? Bobby had way more girlfriends than a fat kid his age should. Dude was like a mini Boomhauer but he did it with his charisma and comedy instead of looks.

I wouldn't mind it but the show can't make up his mind.
>Says he quit social media because of self esteem issues
>Still constantly spilling spaghetti
>Genuinely does some rude shit because he doesn't know when he's going to far
>Regardless, tripping over more pussy than he knows what to do with (literally).
It would be one thing if they just leaned in to him being a charismatic funny guy who didn't let his stature get in his way but it seems like they still want to have their cake and eat it too.

>>149726461
This. Bobby was always fine with the ladies. It's Joseph that's the fuckup thanks to having the worst aspects of John Redcorn and Dale. He was a loser then and he's still a loser now. Except now he's into MILFs.

>>149728264
>Joseph is MILF pilled
as is the white man's tradition

>>149715278
>>149726772
Oh wow, it's almost like they have a fetish for attractive men or something, and would also find it endearing if they have 'nerdy' hobbies. I wonder if your typical antisocial basement dwelling shutin would also constitute a good romantic partner based on that single attribute. Or maybe the whole 'I want my partner to at least look like they shower' thing probably plays a part, huh? I wonder if the comic says that they like ugly people, or if they just like people they already find attractive to have nerdy hobbies or interests? Phew, this is a real brain tickler, I just can't figure it out!

You could start exercising any day now btw

>>149715278
This comic is meant to play with the fantasy loser nerds have
>haha it would be so awesome to have a girl who got horny for me!

>>149728197
>Your grandparents never needed to deal with this shit
I think about that shit a lot.
I can't be that simple, right?

>>149728361
Media as a whole has ruined women.

>>149726085
GH is too handsome to be blackpilled at such a young age it’s unrealistic

>>149727271
>Chore Money Chore Problems
I genuinely don't know what this episode was saying. It didn't seem to even have one foot in reality. You genuineoy get better ratings from apps like that for being quiet and not disruptive. That's why speaking English is generally not a high priority requirement.
Also, millennials have an extremely hard to opening up to new people outside of the context of social media, it's a known issue.
It's like Mike Judge just made a scenario based around a specific experience with a young couple he knew personally and tried to package it is a general, relatable issue.

>>149728404
He has no strong male role models
Hank can feel good that he showed him that toxic masculinity is bad
But GH is just gonna go back to his home with his basket case mom a return to hating the world while Hank lives a cozy retirement at 49

>>149728366
You know this from your extensive experience with women?

>>149728418
Yes

>>149728404
most incels are decent looking

>>149728415
Clearly GH needs to move in with his brother and absorb the old world wisdom Hank can provide

>>149728418
What does that even mean

>>149728353
That's what bugs me about it. She draws the dude to be the most blank slate, self insertable character since she knows her audience is just a bunch of horny nerds, and then goes "ummm, actually this is about my boyfriend. If you nerds tried this on a girl in real life, she wouldn't be interested" in the replies.

>>149707864
this is some good headcanon

>>149712434
subversion, the character

>>149712434
>>149728446
The tacky crystal necklace made it very obvious she was a hippy, not a SJW, to anyone with experience with crystal magic bitches.

>>149727213
This. Bobby's a good guy who knows what he wants. Though I was hoping she still hung around as a friend but yea

>>149728291
>You could start exercising any day now btw
You can have the body of a god, but if you're short or ugly, you'll be treated just the same as if you had a disgusting body.

>>149728464
Quitter talk.
Hit the gym.

>>149728429
They should have aged the characters by 15 years
56 is still pretty young to retire but makes more sense for a guy who worked overseas and moved back into the suburbs
Nothing changes for Bobby at 29, he can still be a guy who was doing shitty food jobs for his early 20s until he got this deal with Ted
Connie can just be doing her doctorates or even actually just working. It’s not like her being in college ever came up. She and Chane can still have the fake relationship that is only kept up for their parents while they are still in an open one
And you have GH be a teen, or even stretched to be just starting college. Still a ripe age for a young man to be taking in “toxic masculinity” and have Hank be there to try to guide him the right way

>>149724827
>Everyone else is either worse, or miscast.
I wish they hadn't recast Joseph, but his voice wasn't bad. Boomhauer and Bill sound exactly the same.
>Despite Johnny Hardwick finishing the season it seems, he sounds robotic and phoned in. I don't know if its Johnny dying or he tried to sound older to match an older Dale.
He didn't finish it. At episode 8, Toby Huss takes over completely. Yes, he was dying which is why he sounds so brutal.
>Bobby sounds the same, and thats actually one that should have changed. Nothing crazy, but Bobby shouldn't sound like a 13 year old boy like he did. They changed so many voices, changed so many actors, but they didn't change the one who aged the most.
Bobby's voice grew on me tbdesu
>As for the stories. Meh. It wasn't too heavy handed in its liberalism, which I was afraid of, but it did do what I expected.
Same. I was really relieved that it stayed true to itself being moderate (Episode 9 from the Velma writer nonwithstanding). Also found it interesting how episode 3 seemed to be a thinly-veiled meta-commentary on how they didn't actually want to do the racial recasting.
>I don't like Chang being Bobby's boss
Chane's not his boss, Ted is. Bobby has partial ownership.
>I don't like that Connie even tried dating him.
Yeah, but Connie's always made horrible decisions, which brings me to:
>I don't like Connie being an open relationship whore.
>It was the natural progression of her character. I thought she was a whore in the original run when she cheated on Bobby twice. Total Kahn Jr Death.
>>149725389
She has always been a massive hypocrite and a whore. This is nothing new, I've been banging this drum for years.
>>149725659
In my headcanon, he's talking about reddit mods specifically. Making Bobby a r*dditor is borderline character assassination, though.
>It is pretty good besides going too far with annoying woke sometimes
Thank the Velma cunt for that episode. Nothing else woke aside from the cookies.

Any news on Lasagna? oh and Luanne? oh and poochie-er i mean Lucky.

>>149727271
>I also dont understand the Appropriation Ep at all. "Fuck off Hwyt Boi we wuz Yasuke n sheet no Charcoal for you." The idea that a black man larping as a Japanese man can deny Bobby the right to sell him charcoal because of his race is bullshit. Its a rare instance I actually agreed with Chane of all people
Yes, it was one of the few times that he was in the right. The entire point of it was that the Jap nig was being a hypocrite.

>>149728499
Connie does eventually realize that the ENM shit was just a way for Chane to slay on the side. Willowchads were right all along

>>149708230
She better not mean pegging

>>149728460
Can't say I've ever put myself in picrel's position.

>>149728536
Yes, Brittany Murphy and Tom Petty are still dead. I'll let you know once I have another update.

>>149728464
it massively improves your odds, but you'll never have the self control to find out

>>149728536
None of them were mentioned at all. There was a portrait of Luanne and Lucky and they used a Tom Petty song in one of the episodes.

>>149728566
i did in art school, it wasnt worth it. if they believe in that shit genuinely they're usually crazy

>>149728566
Crystal girl I dated for a year. Genuinely insufferable interests and mostly yapped/trauma dumped in a "upbeat" way
But damn that pussy and sex though, sometimes I'd nut after two minutes but still kept going

>>149728628
Is it just me or is the wolf on the right wearing Trump's outfit?

>>149704710
whats the issue?

>>149726844
Bobby is taller then Hank.

>13 years old
>already doomed to cuckitude for eternity
GH had a hard life

>>149728817
Is he?

>>149707864
I would say Dale is cuckcoping but considering just how much john redcorn WANTS to be loved joseph and acknowledged by him as father this is very satisfying revenge.

>>149707864
>>149729064
Despite that fanfic's popularity, Dale still doesn't know.

Actual moral of each episode
>E3
There is no need to obsess over "cultural authenticity" since that means tolerating insufferable backwards people. Said insufferable people will whine about "inauthenticity" regardless of how you bend over backwards to please them, so fuck them.
>E4
There are a lot of people who just want a to trauma dump, and will use any platform or means to pursue that. Their grievances will never be amended so don't bother.
>E5
Sometimes bad television writers produce things there is no point in watching whatsoever.
>E6
If one of your oldest friends does something entirely at your expense, you should let that retard go flail in the wind and stop letting him take advantage of your cowardly inability to hold a grudge. Niggers are stupid.
>E7
Do not expect a woman to do anything properly, especially revenge. Never pass up the opportunity to escalate a grudge into life changing violence.
>E8
The racial enclaves of various non-white diaspora in the United States are comprised of shallow idiots who should not be taken seriously. They are allowed to congregate in ways white people aren't because the government accepts you could be a threat, a bunch of dumb brown people will never be.
>E9
A woman will invariably be the worst thing that ever happens to you. The solution to that ages-old problem is not to give money to scam artists who will tell you the obvious. For most men, there is no solution to this problem.
>E10
Weak "conservative" men will always be an obstacle to solving a problem. If a solution makes them socially-uncomfortable they will kick back against it, especially if the solution comes from someone further right-wing.

>>149729580
>E9
This moral could have worked a lot better if it focused on warning men against scam artists that use their loneliness and insecurities against them. Unfortunately it didn't do that.

>>149725646
............wait

>>149704710
I don't get it

>>149704710
Jesus, that's rough.
>>149728807
The issue is that she basically told him that she doesn't find him attractive enough to waste her youth on, but she think he's safe enough to settle down with.
No man wants to be the "settle down" guy. Because if that's all you're good for, you can be sure that she will either cheat on you or stop having sex with you within 5 years of marriage.

>>149729109
I love how he puts John in trusted and his own wife in ?

>>149729868
She was compromised by aliens remember? He is right to be wary

>>149704032
lmao, good bait

>>149719380
>funny
debateable, hes cringe most of the time but doesnt take himself seriously so he gets away with it
>Takes care of his body
Hes literally fat and has a shitty pube beard.
>Successful
Hes running a floundering restuarant that would literally not function had he not had a connection to money. He calls himself "chef" but he has no formal training and makes the same ammount as the fucking spic linecook he works with. The khan party was likely his biggest job so far. Not too mentions not even a major owner, hes likely has less shares than Chane who literally just fucks hot blondes and Bobbys crush all day.
The only thing he has going for him, is that if the restuarant flops, is not his money he wasted.

>>149729972
I understand this is a TV show, and Bobby "being funny" is an informed thing like how we're supposed to believe Hank is intimidating when angry, and not just some boomer who would end up a Liveleak stabbing victim if he actually threatened to kick anyone's ass, but Bobby's sense of humor is literally identical to when he was 12. He has done something for 10 years straight and is not any good at it. In fact women in the show only fall for him because he has protagonist syndrome, in a vacuum he's just a fat manlet.

>>149704008 (OP)
Seems like he is more average build and just a bit of pudge, which some girls love apparently. It's weird when you realize most girls don't like the super toned gym bod and more average toned or even some football/dadbods.

So honestly bobby is probably at the exact right size for most girls interest. Also dudes need to realize confidence also goes a long way

>>149730054
>t.chane

>>149704817
Where is the lemonade made?

>>149730097
>Seems like he is more average build and just a bit of pudge, which some girls love apparently. It's weird when you realize most girls don't like the super toned gym bod and more average toned or even some football/dadbods
/co/ is the dumbest board

>>149705201
He wasn’t a manlet, he had his shins blown off in world war 2, he was shown being as tall as Hank before that

>>149730168
If Cotton really did have his shins blown off why were his arms proportional to his legs instead of being way longer? Wouldn’t he have like an orangutan build? Looks more like a midget

>>149704032
That's what quality women you want to start serious relationships with want
But it's not what bitches you go for one night stands with want

>>149728807
>>149729711
>Hey, just wanted to tell you that I trust you and feel looked after with you, but I don't really see you as exciting and arousing
How could anyone not have at least mixed feelings after hearing something like that from their partner?

>>149713088
Isn't it also somewhat implied she's doing this because of the trauma of her parents' breakup?

Connie's home life has always been lowkey fucked up, so it's not surprising she'd end up doing weird shit as an adult. Bobby's been the one stable figure for most of her life, and it seems like she's only just now coming around to realizing that.

>>149730430
I'm glad men like Bobby exist so after women get being a whore out of their system for a couple years, they can drag their disgusting blow-own pussy over and be looked after.

>>149712762
Connie can fuck me.

>>149704028
This has been exposed, what men and women think of as "dad bod" are different
Women think a dad bod is a professional fitness model who doesn't have a photo shoot coming up so they're not at single digit body fat right now

Poor Bobby
>childhood gf rides the cock carousel at college for a few years
>aight I think it's about time I settle down

>>149704008 (OP)
The AVERAGE person (retarded wagies) has sex every day, anonymous.

>>149730485
Indeed. Imagine where society would be without men like him!

>>149729857
>No immature little boy wants to be the "settle down" guy.
Ftfy. If she's literally saying you're good husband material for me, TAKE THE WIN, you dingus. The sex is going to dry up, anyway, might as well get a wife and 2 kids out of the deal

>>149731113
Whose kids?

>>149731113
>The sex is going to dry up, anyway
Only if you're the guy she settles down with.
>2 kids
There's a big chance they're not even yours.

>>149731113
Husband material is literally what women say to men they don't want to be in relationships with but also not hurt their feelings

So wait, I remember earlier this year there were leaks that showed connie in bed with bobby, was for the next season cause they didnt go on a date till the last episode and nothing happened.

>>149712450
>Yeah but he doesn't have the looks to back it up. He fails the first impression test.
most fat guys have a cloying desperation about them that makes impressions stop at the first one.
If you have enough charisma you can make it to the second impression. For one, Bobby doesn't come across as if he's only interacting with a woman to get laid. Most fat dudes have nothing interesting to offer and just come off as having a chip on their shoulder, so they don't get far.

>>149731680
Yeah, it seems like the only leak that was for S14 was the elevator scene, so the rest are seemingly from S15.

>>149731113
>its a win dude!
Wow woman! I’m so glad that I’m now good enough for you! I’ll make sure to keep bowing to you and hanging onto your every comment! I don’t want you thinking I’m not good enough for you!

>>149731113
Can't undo the cock carousel, sis. Sorry.

Iron fist is the counter to black panther

>>149704032
>>149712929
>>149716818
>>149718349

>>149728255
None of this is off-brand from the original show. You can be a clueless extrovert and still have self-esteem issues.

>>149730375
Meh, candy is nice but you would eat it all day

>>149730667
Bobby's been getting tail, so I feel less bad for him.

>>149716951
>Hogarth actually thought it was fine to draw dudes 9 heads tall because surely people in the future would be trending in that direction

>>149704937
https://archive.org/details/the-rational-male-rollo-tomassi

>>149708395
The feeling is mutual women can burn in hell they are just walking sex toys

>>149704710
Shit man that guy better run fuck that bitch she's been sucking and fucking chad since highschool and now she is hitting the wall and getting baby fever and is "settling" for him in her mind, and now she's spilled the beans accidentally. Classic freudian slip. >>149709840
>>149728807
>>149731113
>>149729711

>>149719380
>Women are attracted to dominance, confidence, and power in addition to height, money, and status.
Yes. I know. And I hate them for it. I'll just use them for sex and call it a day. They aren't getting shit from me except this dick.