Thread 149709010

Remember the time Superman was held prisoner and anally raped in a Russian gulag every day for 8 years?

>>149709010 (OP)
at least in 007 it was played off as a funny thing

>>149709010 (OP)
Damn that's crazy. 8 decades? How did no one notice Superman was missing? 8 centuries is a pretty long time. I'm sure someone would've looked into it.

>>149709010 (OP)
Still defeated Goku though

>>149709087
its all mind games, he was actually on there for 8 bakers dozens

>>149709010 (OP)
it never said he was raped

>>149709471
they milked his prostate with the pole and cattle prod.

>>149709471
>Superman is shirtless and chained
>He is on his knees and screaming in pain
>Russian man standing there smiling
Whether Superman was raped or not is irrelevant. The imagery doesn't help even if Superman was just tortured and was never raped.

Every day they'd take turns sucking his toes.

>>149709540
Then you can also interpret the last panel as Superman saying he's going to rape him back.

You know who never got raped?
Goku.
You know who has straight sons?
Goku.

>>149709503
>>149709540
OP I think you're getting too obsessed with this, why don't you go ask John Ridley what his intention was with this

why are DC and Marvel obsessed with giving each superhero a humilliation ritual

>>149709685
Nobody tell him.

>>149709710
well im not OP and i dont think the other guy is either?
i was just referencing hannibal.

>>149709010 (OP)
No, I still laugh about this every day.

>>149709099
No, that's fanfiction.

>>149709712
nope, the other anon was right.

>>149709668
He actually intended to murder him but ended up finding self restraint

>>149709010 (OP)
So did the guy have kryptonite or something? Nothing about this comic is making sense to me.

>>149709858
hello, how is the summer? is the yellow sun or red hot? when do you go back to school?

>>149709858
Yes, they had kryptonite, idiot.

>>149709880
>>149709909
You guys are rude.

>>149710147
im not here to be your fucking friend.

>>149709471
and yet he was still raped

>>149709858
Its based on this old World's Finest story. They had some tech that took away Superman's powers. Whole thing was just an excuse to do a Batman and Superman break out of prison story.

>>149709099
I’ve never actually found out where this is from. It just turned up as a meme.

>>149710154
I am.

>>149710186
stop trying to be friends with children, at least wait till its fall so theyre all back in school.

>>149710174
So it wasn't kryptonite then? If so, then fuck you >>149709909

>>149709685
He got raped by Superman thrice. Three times. And his sissy son will get raped by invincible

THE JOKER WAS RAPED IN A DARK ALLEY IN THE SUMMER OF 2024.

>>149709503
Hhhot.

>>149710326
Is this true?

KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGSLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVV

>>149711559
K, B, C

>>149709010 (OP)
>why did he kill thousands of his own people?
>because he could
Comics are so fucking stupid, like holy shit

>>149711559
I can't believe DC actually made this canon...

>>149711559
Goku wishes he was raped by KINGslov

>>149711649
(from ellis's bond series)

>>149711862
But he was.

>>149709010 (OP)
wasn't this from an anthology comic that is dubiously canon?

>>149711971
Superman red, white, and blue, it was 5 issues and had a different plot/writer/artist each issue. Came out 4 years ago.

>>149711945
Who can stop him

>>149712038
Kratos

>>149709010 (OP)
yes because you faggots post this panel all the time on this board

>>149710147
Lurk moar faggit

>>149709010 (OP)
My masturbation condominium fantasy is that Anastasia Romanov survived and became a Russian superheroine and then this happened to her still lol
I have a Hawaiian shirt and love Jimmy Buffet

>>149712473
We need schizo Boomers to be range banned from the internet

Male rape...

>>149710309
>fanfiction.

>>149711559
based

I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of RUSSIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.

"Where you going, KRYPTONIANboi?" they ask.

"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say

One of the RUSSIAN men grabs me by the throat.

"You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Koslov says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."

I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the RUSSIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.

They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.

"You like that, ya Krypto femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.

"Y-yes," I gargle.

His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any BATCOCK I have ever accepted.

"Oh, by the way Kryptboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Amer*can woman Lois and PENETRATES her.

"You ain't making no Kryptonian halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Ruskie now."

"Yes, s-sir..." I say.

A large RUSSIAN hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.

"Kryptonian, I think I like you," Koslov says.

He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before IRON CURTAINing me. The other RUSSIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.

At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like SOVIET UNION SEMEN.

"This is only the start, Krypto boi," they say. "Every Kryptonian gon get Holodomor'd this way."

They leave me and L*is lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.

THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving Saiyan who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.

>>149710180
Death battle, but that is the same series that says that Kratos can destroy millions of universes, and will e coyote is a multiversal god so uh...

Why is Superman ahegao so hot

>>149710326
Gordon chads won

>>149709712
DC bro...

>>149709010 (OP)
What is more insane is that this was the first issue of that anthology.

A hundred stories to pick from for their first issue and they picked the 12 Years A Slave guy’s Buckbreaking torture porn.

Fucking DC Comics.

>>149711559
kek

Why did the Justice League let him sit in Russian prison?

>>149713617
They felt he needed to get knocked down a peg

>>149709685
>You know who never got raped?
>Goku.

>>149711387
No, it was prison rape

>>149709685
The dude has 2 kids and doesn’t know where babies come from

The fanfiction battle is more real than super desu.

>>149711559
>still up
>while the NONCANON goku edit gets deleted
based jannies

Today I will remind them.

Supe R. Man

>>149714571
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149714571
ppl say this is some epic universe busting attack but niggas just walk through it lmao

>>149715026
so like superkike and his russian masters?

>>149714571
the weeb brain is actually much smaller, even though the head is often depicted as overly large and with excessive, badly cut hair

>>149713156
ASURASISSY still mad

>>149715295
This, Kratos was TEACHING Asura. Multiversal is a lowball

>>149711559
>This one stays up because it's canon
RAPEDman...

>>149709880
>>149709909
You guys stayed home on Prom Night, didn't you?

>>149709099
>>149710309
>>149714571
>DKeks admitting that Simon destroyed their entire verse by acknowledging Gokek’s losses
Yup yup yup.

>>149715567
>HBOCku
As expected from a 0-3 jobber

>>149715584
>JOBBERtective Comics
Your only wins are against frauds or the equally weak KEKvelfags.

>>149714571
>what Superman dreams about while lying in his cell back at the Soviet gulag with a gaped asshole

So we can all admit Death Battle purposefully lowballed Goku at every turn and purposefully highballed Superman right?
Its the most debunked fight ever lol

>>149709763
Okay so explain how it would go in your fanfiction

>>149715751
UH OH.. HE WENT 3-0!

>>149715790
the number of Koslov's loads Superman sucked down on the first night

>>149715802
>non canon fanfiction
GoKEKS eternally seething.

>>149715819
Death Battle? Not published by DC.
Superman IVAN'D? Published by DC.

>>149713148
REAL btw

>>149715841
>Death Battle? Not published by DC.
Funded by WB though!

>>149715914
And I'm being funded by your mom but I don't make a big deal out of it.

>>149709010 (OP)
no
how did that happen