Thread 149710409

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Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:14:34 AM No.149710409 >>149710433 >>149710457 >>149711658 >>149712075 >>149712849 >>149713383 >>149714615 >>149714632 >>149714659 >>149715999 >>149716226 >>149717054 >>149719122

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>Lisa, I have some rather unfortunate news for you.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:16:42 AM No.149710433 >>149713790 >>149719305

>>149710409 (OP)
You have terminal brain cancer and will die soon. Few tears will be shed.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:16:45 AM No.149710435

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Yeah, I bought yer mutt. And I 'ate him!

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:16:54 AM No.149710438 >>149714806

>I am a pedophile

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:18:42 AM No.149710457 >>149710729

>>149710409 (OP)
You are carrying Milhouse's child.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:42:08 AM No.149710729 >>149713666

>>149710457
nah that's not until they're in college and have unprotected rawdog sex while drunk

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:07:16 AM No.149710990

Guatemalan...

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 7:25:37 AM No.149711658

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>>149710409 (OP)
Your entire brain is a cerebral tumor. Your awareness is an illusion. The rest of your body is an extended overgrowth of the self-aware cancerous parasite sitting inside what is laughingly called a 'skull'. At any moment, you will experience pain that would shatter the mind of any other human being as the tumor breaks free of it's shell, then begins to dominate each & every lifeform until it drains everything & everyone of every last atom, even the planet, then takes it's place in orbit around the sun, where it will die a slow agonizing painful demise over millennia.
*looks at watch*....any second now.....

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 7:34:54 AM No.149711734 >>149714667

You're Steven

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 8:12:57 AM No.149712039

It's Lisamania again

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 8:16:21 AM No.149712075 >>149712291 >>149714667

>>149710409 (OP)
I'm Steven

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 8:50:33 AM No.149712291

>>149712075
This is unacceptable.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 11:00:18 AM No.149712849 >>149719344

>>149710409 (OP)
Your breasts are growing at an accelerated rate. You will reach a G cup by next year.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 1:17:49 PM No.149713383

>>149710409 (OP)
You're purple

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 2:16:35 PM No.149713666

>>149710729
People want it now, Al, not later

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 2:34:44 PM No.149713790

>>149710433
^This.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 4:29:55 PM No.149714615

>>149710409 (OP)
You tested HIV positive.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 4:32:41 PM No.149714632

>>149710409 (OP)
You have never-ending farting disease.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 4:36:43 PM No.149714659 >>149715364

>>149710409 (OP)
LISA NEEDS BRACES

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 4:38:25 PM No.149714667

>>149711734
>>149712075
No, *I'm* Steven! No, *YOU'RE* Steven! No, *THEY'RE* Steven! We're *ALL* Steven!
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

*takes slow deep breath, holds for 6 seconds, slowly exhales*

OK, that's out of my system. *waves, leaves*

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 4:56:20 PM No.149714806

>>149710438
>Nico Colaleo

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:02:39 PM No.149715364

>>149714659
DENTAL PLAN!

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:55:46 PM No.149715999 >>149719454

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>>149710409 (OP)
You've been diagnosed with... BAD BABYSITTING

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 7:10:32 PM No.149716226

>>149710409 (OP)
Your only family was in Australian and he's in jail

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 8:05:25 PM No.149717054

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>>149710409 (OP)
>>Lisa, I have some rather unfortunate news for you.

You looks better in AI than in the show.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:07:44 PM No.149718838

We don't have milk and cookies available.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:27:13 PM No.149719122

>>149710409 (OP)
Never understood the current hate on first season's Lisa.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:42:18 PM No.149719305

>>149710433
FPBP

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:46:05 PM No.149719344

>>149712849
age her up to 18 and make her growth infectious and I'll throw money at you to write that story.
extra money if bart fucks an immobilized titcow marge

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:54:37 PM No.149719454

>>149715999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGVv1wwNzZs
The sound when Bart whips his broken arm around.