Thread 149714491

Sorry, english not my first langage.

Were were u when paul is kill?

I remember fone call

"Paul is kill"

"yay"

>>149714491 (OP)
How can the U.S. do this to Poland? Their most loyal European ally.

>>149714491 (OP)
I’m so fucking glad he’s gone for good. Has Gwenschizo and the rest of the OMD death cult committed suicide yet, or have they only started self-harming?

>>149714491 (OP)
WTF bros what did Paul even do to deserve being thrown out like trash by Marvel? Is it true that he really did try to molest Dylan Brock or something? Or was it the genocides?

>>149714547
I think it was his tendency to go “DAMN IT DYLAN! I will fucking RAPE YOU for THIIIIIIS!” every time the kid upset him even slightly probably creeped MJ out. MJ doesn’t understand traditional Polish values.

>>149714491 (OP)
The funniest part is that Paul had nothing but her. She’s the one paying for their place. He has no US Citizenship and is functionally a John Doe. His only options are to go back to hell dimension or to fucking hang himself. Hilarious.

>>149714521
Has anyone done a wellness check on the schizo? I’m seriously scared he might do something drastic or violent.

>>149714491 (OP)
She'll end up the Venom run embracing Flash. Cap this, Gomez is already planting the seeds.

>>149714709
Paul has poisoned the well for any alternate love interests for MJ for decades. MJ is either going to be with Peter or simply be with nobody. The problem wasn’t that Paul was an asshole, the problem was that he was a totally boring faggot who only functioned to wedge Peter and MJ apart and otherwise his only other traits were veganism and his deep seated urge to molest Dylan Brock.

>MJ is now a single mom trying to be a superhero
I wonder how much worse Spidey books are going to get now that Peter rejected her. Girlboss era?

>>149714761
You know how clones were completely verboten for decades as a concept after Clone Saga was such a disaster? Paul lasted longer than Clone Saga and was an even bigger embarrassment for Marvel. Yeah, we’re not seeing Paul 2.0 for a long, long, looooooooong time.

>>149714491 (OP)
I don’t get it Paulchads, why is Paul just standing there and taking it? Shouldn’t he be telling her “No more cock for you then, bitch!” instead of standing there peeing his diaper? WTF I thought he was alpha, and a chad

Some of y’all did not read through the Slott era of dangling carrots and it really shows.

>>149714837
Oh, I know, I only buy Ultimate Spider-Man. Can’t wait for Endgame and the relaunch. I’m just happy the Polish guy is so upset and angry.

No chicken korma?

>>149714968
Paul’s going to hang himself to try to make MJ and Dylan feel bad for him.

>>149715107
>Look at it this way, MJ, we're finally hanging out

>>149714491 (OP)
Delusional Paulkeks think all he needs to do is molest Dylan Brock and suddenly he’ll be a buff gigachad again and everyone will fall all over themselves to worship the creepy faggot.

>>149715191
>his fanbase
Two delusional Polack pedophiles on /co/ are not a fanbase.

>>149714491 (OP)
I’m just glad that the last bit of legacy the Wells run ever had is gone. Were never fucking seeing Rek-Rap again.

>>149715191
>fanbase
Even Reddit can't stand him lol

This is probably just going to be another fake out. I might believe it if it sticks for another 5-10 years but otherwise I'm going to wager that when it's all said and done the best thing that's going to come from this would be how delicious MJ looks in that picture. They haven't earned the benefit of the doubt and they're going to have to work very hard to get it

we need Spider-Paul

>>149714521
Merely the beginning of his villain arc as the Rabinizer.

>>149714767
Anon, those kids disappeared into no existence a long time ago

>>149716208
She's still stuck with Dylan