wow imagain getting old and all you have is your past kid show - /co/ (#149714952) [Archived: 2 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:17:39 PM No.149714952
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in a few years if he does not leave he wlll be one of those guy at the comic con that everyone has forgetten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzLjkhaBST0
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:33 PM No.149714983
>>149714952 (OP)
He's still doing this? How old is he? lmao
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:24:04 PM No.149714993
The kids watching him are too young to form memories.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:27:38 PM No.149715019
>>149714983
and getting no views
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:07:43 PM No.149715432
Alpha_Lexa
Alpha_Lexa
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>>149714952 (OP)
Who cares. He created one of the sexiest cartoon characters of all time
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:57 PM No.149715568
>>149714952 (OP)
This kid is going to be an insane druggie in a few years
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:28:40 PM No.149715657
>>149715568
He is on a conveyor belt.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:36:52 PM No.149715755
His parents need to get beat within an inch of their lives
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:26 PM No.149715762
>>149714952 (OP)
Let bro retire already.
>>149715432
>No teen Alpha Lexa art
Life sucks.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:42:12 PM No.149715817
>>149714952 (OP)
Comics?
Cartoons?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:21 PM No.149715835
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>>149714952 (OP)
He can become a blues clues type of show host.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:50:05 PM No.149715925
>>149715817
It's literally a cartoon and comic, I don't know what drugs you're on but you should take more of them
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:56:11 PM No.149716005
>>149714952 (OP)
God, I really hope this kid get access to the money this show made, don't let this be another case of parents hording the money their kids made.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:59:21 PM No.149716050
>>149716005
I'm pretty sure his parents took all his money, and he's still being forced to make these terrible things
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:27 PM No.149716164
Remember when he was so big he was bigger than skibidi toilet, he used to have toys everywhere, and he was getting like a million plus views every vid and then he just got older now he looks like some generic middle schooler maybe high school or I don't know what kids look like these days, I'm not allowed around them so I don't know that's a joke but no I don't know what kids look like I don't know what age is anymore if you don't look like an ugly fat person I don't know what age you are
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:08:11 PM No.149716180
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>used to rack in around ten million views in a couple of days
>got his own merchandise, cartoon, even a fucking movie (theatrical release, not straight to DVD)
>years later
>a video barley gets to 100k
>the toddlers who used to watch this grew up and moved on to skibidi toilet and TADC
Ooooooooooooof. Time to pack it up, lil bro.
Also screw the parents for robbing this kid of his childhood and abusing him for money. Imagine being a young man, forced to do reviews for toys and crap to fuel your parent's insatiable lust for more money.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:08:59 PM No.149716198
>>149714952 (OP)
i am sure this kid will become like that villain from Despicable Me 3 movie.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:10 PM No.149716220
>>149716005
>>149716050
Iirc they blew a lot of money on the ryan movie and it fucking bombed of course lmao so now it seems like they're trying to make that money back.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:34 PM No.149716240
>>149714952 (OP)
Watched his movie, it was cool. The villain and his motivation was interesting but wasn't explored enough
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:54 PM No.149716248
>>149716220
There was a movie, this is the first time I heard of it. I just remember where I worked there was a whole bunch of these kids toys and then like 3 months later they were gone thrown in the trash clearanced out
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:31 PM No.149716270
>>149714952 (OP)
There's nothing /co/ about this. It's based on a real boy and a real mom
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:33 PM No.149716286
>>149716248
Yeah. It was pretty shite. I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you're high and want a good laugh or a masochist.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:15:45 PM No.149716298
>>149716248
A non comic non cartoon movie
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:18:17 PM No.149716337
>>149716248
>>149716220
10 million dollar budget with a 600k profit in the box office btw, so "flopped" is a understatement.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:04 PM No.149716347
>>149716164
You practice that skill by looking in the mirror?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:21 PM No.149716353
>>149716220
>Budget c.$10 million
>Box office $624,429
Fucking lol
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:29 PM No.149716441
>>149715432
>He created one of the sexiest cartoon characters of all time
mind posting it?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:27:08 PM No.149716466
>>149714983
If he was smart, he'd take his brand into more of a Blue's Clues direction. I do expect him to eventually do an interview on how his parents exploited him.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:18 PM No.149716479
>>149716164
Things what happens to every single preschool property. It is high income but only lasts a few years until you are out of interest entirely.
It isnโ€™t just this Ryan. Also you saw things come and go like Elmo, Barney, Blueโ€™s Clues, Dora, and Peppa Pig, and so many like that. Bluey and Cocomelon will soon join them in having no interest anymore from anyone
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:52 PM No.149716488
>>149716353
That's like 93.7% of the initial budget for the film.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:30 PM No.149716573
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>>149716347
Dude I'm fat and hairy and I watch cartoons that I have 16 year olds when I walk into stores scream at me and call me fatty.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:19 PM No.149716611
>>149716479
>Elmo
sesame street has more staying power than those
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:20 PM No.149716644
>>149716479
What about Paw Patrol?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:44:14 PM No.149716758
>>149714952 (OP)
Damn, even Nostalgia Critic has more views nowadays
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:46:51 PM No.149716791
>>149715019
>2 days old
>25.000 views
What? Thats not bad for a standard channel. But i agree thats not good for yrphphow big his channel was.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:50:25 PM No.149716834
>>149716611
Sesame Street is the type of thing that is never the most popular but everyone wants around, Elmomania was a very specific generation
>>149716644
Seems to have some pull but starting to die down and decline, the stronger ones last quite awhile
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:38 PM No.149716899
>>149715432
>>149715762
>>149716441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i9TFf_Bqy8
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:02 PM No.149716934
>>149716899
this thing is ugly
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:21:23 PM No.149717268
>>149716337
Bullshit, no way they spent that mu-
>it's real
Holy fuck WHY?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:27:32 PM No.149717342
>>149716479
Elmo and by extension Sesame Street still make bank, Paw Patrol is bank rolling Nick Jr these days. Peppa Pig still makes money too. Really only Barney and Dora have fallen off, but at least Barney has a currently running show, Dora is just straight up gone.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:35 PM No.149717623
>>149716791
That's not enough for his parents cocaine happen
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:49:58 PM No.149717659
>>149716298
Over half the run time it is animated and it is about going into the comic book world
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:50:14 PM No.149717662
>>149716899
I asked for teen, not old hag.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:53:24 PM No.149717709
>>149716466
Nah if he (or more likely hos parents running the whole thing) were actually smart they would have pulled a FRED and sold the channel to some Chinese kike media conglomerate that wants to exploit kids at the absolute peak of the channel when it was going to decline in viewership and profitability and the kid would get all disgustingly ugly like all child actors anyway.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:12 PM No.149717723
>>149714952 (OP)
he's rich so who cares
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:34 PM No.149717732
>>149714952 (OP)
>>149716180
Is he Mexican? It makes a lot of sense why his parents are soulless money grubbers if so
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:55:56 PM No.149717753
>>149717732
>Kaji
sounds Asian/SEA. Prob a flip or indog
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:19 PM No.149717756
The parents are retarded for not making a tiktok slut daughter while this little shit is growing up. Now he has to find a real job and they're poor.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:57 PM No.149717766
>>149717753
oh nevermind, he's half japanese/vietnamese
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:01:53 PM No.149717849
Ryan's Dystopia
Ryan's Dystopia
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This shit is just sad. His parents really should've ended this a long time ago.
>>149717756
He has two younger sisters, who now seem to be in the videos with him.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:06:09 PM No.149717909
>>149717753
Fake surname. His real name is Ryan Guan.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:36:26 PM No.149718336
>>149717849
he is 13 I thought he was like 20
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:54:50 PM No.149718641
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>>149717756
He has twin little sisters
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:57:03 PM No.149718678
>>149718336
Puberty hits some people hard.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:57:21 PM No.149718684
>>149718641
They look like they have autism, that being said are they going to push them into making the same sludge
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:43 PM No.149718736
>>149715019
He probably has brand deals anyways, he must be riding that train until they run out then his parents can send him back and get a new childslave
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:02:29 PM No.149718766
>>149716005
>>149716050
Legally they can't take all his money but they have to give him like 15%
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:04:47 PM No.149718797
>>149718766
That is still $15 million
He should be more then able to retire without issue unless he canโ€™t take it and keeps abusing drugs
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:05:11 PM No.149718805
>>149718766
I don't know if that's true because where is the actual company located? I could definitely see this company his parents made being outside the United States so us laws don't apply and I'm sure judges who think that computers are magic boxes probably don't even understand how the revenue from YouTube works
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:12:00 PM No.149718920
>>149716479
I can see Bluey sticking around for longer, it doesn't seem totally brainless like Cocomelon
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:15:57 AM No.149720480
>>149714952 (OP)
>imagain
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:21:26 AM No.149720555
you guys are okay with anything but anime and manga
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:25 AM No.149720588
>>149720555
Yeah because they try to go too realistic instead of feeling like an imaginative fantasy product, and live action does anything anime and manga tries to but 5000x better and more realistic making it obsolete
Next
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:32:58 AM No.149720734
>>149716899
>>149715432
Wait, this thing was an actual character (or design not by kidwizard) made before the video?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:33:47 AM No.149720750
>>149714952 (OP)
Did his parents really spend all his money?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:33:48 AM No.149720751
>>149718805
>I don't know if that's true because where is the actual company located?
That doesn't matter, dipshit. They're in California so California law applies. Though it looks like the law mandating 15% of a minor in entertainment's earnings be put in a trust fund didn't apply to this sort of online thing until last year so it might not have been mandatory for them to be setting him up trust funds when he was at his peak
Also Demi Lovato was involved with finally getting this legislation update through which makes sense she'd be doing such a thing
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:48:03 AM No.149720920
>>149720751
rude
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:05 AM No.149720937
>>149715762
His parents won't let him
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:52:10 AM No.149720966
>>149717723
Nope, parents flushed all the money down the toilet.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:52:35 AM No.149720978
>>149720750
more than likely

>>149720937
he's is going to dash out of the house as soon as he's 18
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.149721004
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqRMs2mDeTs
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:16:50 AM No.149721353
>>149721004
>this is what alpha kids are watching on their parents' iPads
I feel like I'm about to turn into that Troll-obsessed autistic guy who actually paid to watch the Ryan's movie and took the time to make a video review of it. This shit is bad. It's real fucking bad.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:22:31 AM No.149721444
>>149721353
>Troll-obsessed autistic guy
who?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:09 AM No.149721534
>>149721353
It's a legit good movie, the villain needed more, he had such legit motivation. His little sister became obsessed with watching Ryan's videos and acted like Ryan is her big brother more than her actual big brother
It had interesting ideas it kind of squandered
Also also Evangeline is hot, figured out the GEM Sisters/Ryan's World connection, they did an episode of Ryan's Mystery Playdate
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:29:26 AM No.149721550
>>149721534
Then why did no one watch it
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:32:32 AM No.149721595
>>149721550
fame peeked
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:35:47 AM No.149721645
Ryan's World Island Adventures_Episode 1 6-29 screenshot
>>149721353
instead of watching the shitty movie watch island adventure first. Same animators but I prefer it more because it doesn't do the superhero stuff
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:37:18 AM No.149721664
>>149721550
It was probably poorly promoted. And I'm pretty sure it was one of those theaters only did one showing of per day
And it wasn't actually that good
And it was in theaters mid-late August which means, at least at Regal where I go, it was competing against $1 10AM kids movies. A mediocre to bad movie cannot compete with SMX
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:37:38 AM No.149721666
>>149714952 (OP)
>>>/tv/
>>>/toy/

>but he has cartoo-
This isn't about them, and it's actually anime anyway.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:38:07 AM No.149721679
>>149721645
>faux-animu aesthetic
this is the cancer that's killing western animation
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:39:26 AM No.149721688
Change the channel
Change the channel
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>>149721679
>faux-animu
Anon.
It's not faux. Look up who animated it.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:40:12 AM No.149721699
Lucifer_Liege_Luc_Viatour_new
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>>149721666
ok satan, but it is western, most of the dc cartoon are make in korea
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:41:29 AM No.149721717
do you speek it
do you speek it
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>>149721534
>It's a legit good movie,
Hell no.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:42:35 AM No.149721734
>>149721717
Did you watch it? Do you even go to theater?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:13:34 AM No.149723022
>>149714952 (OP)
I'm pretty sure Disney will approach him in the next couple years.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:14:44 AM No.149723043
>>149716899
What the FUCK is this Animal Crossing ripoff-ass language??
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:45:37 AM No.149724340
>>149714952 (OP)
?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:03:31 AM No.149724573
>>149720978
Bullshit, he's going to gun his parents down sometime between ages 15-18.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:09:40 AM No.149725428
>>149716899
kidwizard should steal this girl
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:11:54 AM No.149725456
Im happy for the kids success.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:14:13 AM No.149725483
>>149718805
the youtube side is in america because outside of america you get fucked with how much you can get from adds and i dont see them doing that
as to everything else who knows?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:18:15 AM No.149725524
>>149716220
>they blew a lot of money on the ryan movie
bullshit they did limited screening which means as little as possible to be considered a full release and i didnt see much marketing and for what i saw the movie didnt seem to have a large budget not even for an indie release
It seems like a oh no i spent a billion dollars on this ffailure better not tax me ever again kind of scam than a real project
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:20:31 AM No.149725547
Do you think Ryan has looked at porn of Lexa?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:27:22 AM No.149725626
>>149714952 (OP)
I feel really bad for him. No one past 11 is playing with physical toys, he is forced to do this.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:34:07 AM No.149725699
>>149716220
It's so retarded, they made so much money from his toy shit when he was little they could have put all that monet in the S&P 500 and created generational wealth, he'd be a billionaire by 30
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:35:10 AM No.149725716
>>149714952 (OP)
who?