Hear me out! This is serious! Not a troll!

Marvel (especially Brevoort and Quesada) have made it clear that Peter Parker is never allowed to be married or in a relationship with Mary Jane in 616.

But what if Mary Jane and Ben Reilly were together instead?

Think about, Ben Reilly is technically Peter Parker. Mary Jane can be married to him. And that can technically count as a PeterXMJ couple.

And Peter Parker can date Shay whatever.

Readers get a married Parker and the autistic incel editorial get a bachelor Parker.

It works both ways!

>>149718122 (OP)
>Quesada
>in 2025
>in Marvel
SIGGY DIGGY
Grampa, do you have take your pills?

>On May 31, 2022, Quesada announced he would part ways with Marvel.[31]

>Post-Marvel career

>After leaving Marvel, Quesada was recruited to Amazon Studios in a first-look deal to develop film and television productions from comic book properties.[32]

>In July 2024, he was announced as the head of a new comic book company called Amazing Comics. A joint venture between Mad Cave Studios and Belgian publisher Dupuis, their first series will be Disciple, a reimagining of Shakespeare's Hamlet, with Quesada co-writing and drawing.[33]

>>149718122 (OP)
I wouldn’t trust modern Marvel to treat the relationship well. Especially with how much they hate both characters.

>>149718122 (OP)
No one likes Ben Reilly

>>149718122 (OP)
>Marvel (especially Brevoort and Quesada) have made it clear that Peter Parker is never allowed to be married or in a relationship with Mary Jane in 616.
>But what if
Those cunts fucked off instead of everyone else compromising to bend to their whim?

>>149718122 (OP)
Marvel has made Ben a villain multiple times. If Ben and MJ started dating, Ben would either try and kill MJ or Mary Jane would become a villain too.

>>149718122 (OP)
I can dig it.

>>149718122 (OP)
Can spider clones create normal babies or do they have weird messed up sperm?

>>149718122 (OP)
First she cheated on peter by having fucked paul. Now You want her to cheat on him by fucking Ben Reilly at the rates things are going you will want her to be with Norman Osborn next.

>>149718122 (OP)
Marvel would never allow it.

>>149718265
Mary Jane is a villain

>>149718122 (OP)
Good grief enough of this shit seriously I have had of MJ and Spider-Man for all time. The damage is done things can't be fixed. Everyone should just drop Spider-Man for good and move on to something else.

He already has a redhead that has decided to follow him even if the road leads to hell.

>>149718810
Dude its the schizo

>>149719009
WHAT PART OF I DON'T CARE DID YOU NOT UNDERTAND RETARD. IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE IN YOUR BRAIN YOU WOULD DROP SPIDER-MAN FOR GOOD ALSO

>>149718122 (OP)
...You know Ben Reilly is currently a villain named Chasm right now? I don't read Spider-man but I know that much. Is that Marvel's next woke move: Turn hot woman evil (and ugly) cause only villains get to have normal heterosexual relationships.

...I don't think that'll sell, Shirley.

At the end of the day it doesn't matter what editors, writers or artists try, MJ belongs with Peter.

>>149718810
>>149719123
Dude it really is the schizo

>>149718122 (OP)
You are astoundingly stupid.

>>149718122 (OP)
Ben has his MJ. Her name is Janine. Even when he went crazy and evil, she stuck with him. Not to make him better or anything but to be the villainess alongside him. She's the ride or die chick most men would dream about having.

>>149718122 (OP)
what if go fuck yourself faggot. Two bald overweight divorced boomers aren't going to stop Peter and Mary Jane fans.

>>149718122 (OP)
>Quesada
But what does Stan say? Romita? DeFalco? Doesn't Shooter still have any say??

>>149720959
Three of those people are dead, so no.