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Anonymous No.149719793 >>149719814 >>149719831 >>149719868 >>149719872 >>149719912 >>149719993 >>149720033 >>149721713 >>149722218 >>149727152 >>149728560 >>149733640 >>149736690 >>149737507 >>149741819 >>149744748 >>149745808 >>149746090 >>149749432
>star sapphires embody love
>they'd make terrible gfs
Explain this to me.
Anonymous No.149719814 >>149719859 >>149722218 >>149723915 >>149731241
>>149719793 (OP)
The other corps/colors of ringbearers are stupid, but the Sapphires are by far the worst written of the concept
Anonymous No.149719831
>>149719793 (OP)
Men need boyfriends anon, it’s the only way to have a loving relationship
Anonymous No.149719859 >>149721501 >>149724050 >>149724153 >>149726888
>>149719814
and honestly they arent that hot
even the red lanterns have hotter girls
Anonymous No.149719868
>>149719793 (OP)
Johns was trying to do an autistic deadly vices/virtues thing by making seven color coded emotions, each one having a pro and con.
The issue is some just don't add up.

The Star Sapphires function on the principle that love is paramount over all, even if it requires stalking, deception and brain washing.

So yes terrible support figures.
Anonymous No.149719872
>>149719793 (OP)
It's obvious they embody lust but whatever.
Anonymous No.149719912 >>149720261 >>149720762 >>149720867 >>149721558 >>149724020 >>149728649 >>149729281
>>149719793 (OP)
Is the reason capecomics can't portray the power of love properly because its marketed at incels?
Anonymous No.149719993
>>149719793 (OP)
Putting men in stasis crystals where they can dream happiness and love forever doesn't seem... That bad. There's lots of depressed men who would take that deal
Anonymous No.149720033 >>149721368
>>149719793 (OP)
They force love on others. They mindraped women into joining their corps. Their entity takes the body of a man who has dominance over women. It's a toxic corps but when Carol took over she got rid of all that.
Anonymous No.149720211
The girl dumping grounds
Anonymous No.149720261 >>149728521
>>149719912
Fag
Anonymous No.149720762 >>149720989
>>149719912
Because they are written by losers who settled for used whore who divorce them and steal their money at the first chance. Every time a relationship in cape comics goes bad it can be traced back to the writer or editor going through a divorce.
Anonymous No.149720867 >>149720950 >>149729754
>>149719912
they're marketed at soap opera audiences, 99% of mahou shoujos (ESPECIALLY mahou shoujos aimed at actual women, not harem anime wearing a coat of magical girl paint like various battle harems) are either pure courtly love or if they have a partner it's true love soulmate shit where they have a one and only
superheroes in both DC and Marvel are basically a spandex swinger's club, you can't have a serious story about the power of love when everybody is fucking everybody and it's non stop Mexican soap opera telenovela drama about secret affairs and hidden babies and evil twins and suddenly everyone has clones and alternate timeline versions of themselves and the sliding scale timeline means all of this is constantly occurring on a nigh-on monthly basis for it to remain in continuity.

The closest thing we have to a genuine mahou shoujo story right now is Absolute Wonder Woman, despite the """"edgy"""" trappings of a skeletal pegasus and Guts-knockoff prosthetic arm it's very much a hopeful and romantic story, and plenty of magical girl media has done the same with edgy aesthetics but a hopeful and optimistic tone
Anonymous No.149720950 >>149721659
>>149720867
She's pretty
Anonymous No.149720989
>>149720762
Even in the 70s or older?
Anonymous No.149721368
>>149720033
This. Johns softened them considerably during his run. Which is probably for the better but I'm a color corpfag so I might be bias.
Anonymous No.149721501 >>149721554 >>149723939
>>149719859
Yes Bleeze is hot... did they have other girls?
Anonymous No.149721554 >>149723939 >>149745467 >>149747803
>>149721501
Mera but only during Blackest Night. Definitely left an impression on Atrocitus.
Anonymous No.149721558
>>149719912
Guys who are more committed to their capecomics career than their wife who woke up divorced one day, many such cases
Anonymous No.149721659 >>149743395
>>149720950
yeah I like her big blue eyes
Anonymous No.149721713
>>149719793 (OP)
Carol is generally a solid, if grounded, love interest except for that one run
Anonymous No.149721762 >>149723849 >>149730836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UQFBtHEFJ8
Anonymous No.149721997 >>149723974 >>149728809 >>149729185 >>149741819 >>149742301
Is there any superheroes who have love powers in a positive way?
Anonymous No.149722218
>>149719793 (OP)
>>149719814
They're love is obsessive because the emotion uses them instead of the other way around like with will or fear.
Anonymous No.149723849
>>149721762
Nice
Anonymous No.149723915
>>149719814
Indigo was just there
Anonymous No.149723939 >>149723960
>>149721501
>>149721554
does supergirl count
Anonymous No.149723960
>>149723939
Yes. She was part of it for a long enough time although it could've been much longer.
Anonymous No.149723974
>>149721997
Starfox?
Anonymous No.149724020
>>149719912
Did Serena ditch the rocky planets (+jupiter) for the gas giants (+pluto)?
Anonymous No.149724050
>>149719859
True
Anonymous No.149724153
>>149719859
>he doesn't think Kryb is top sexy
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.149725467 >>149727711 >>149728513 >>149732150
So what was the deal with the Predator, anyway? Why did he impregnate Carol with himself? What's up with that?
Anonymous No.149726888 >>149729191
>>149719859
The Yellows have some cute girls
Anonymous No.149727152
>>149719793 (OP)
Everything is bad when taken to the extreme
Anonymous No.149727711
>>149725467
Capeshit writers are degenerates.
Anonymous No.149728513 >>149731888
>>149725467
>Impregnated
>Potential preg content
Tell me more.
Anonymous No.149728521
>>149720261
>Things attractive females are faggy
>Would rather watch muscular dudes in skintight outfits fist each other
Anonymous No.149728560 >>149728592
>>149719793 (OP)
they confuse lust and love, like most of their kind.
Anonymous No.149728592
>>149728560
Are you retarded anon, that's people in general.
Anonymous No.149728649 >>149728742 >>149747567
>>149719912
You're right that the women and Jews that write a lot of these comics are incels but it's mostly because they're incapable of writing love without it being a transactional quid pro quo relationship. Since everything has a price, there's no authenticity to the love/romance they're trying to capitalize on.
Anonymous No.149728742 >>149729689
>>149728649
Sailor Moon is written by a woman
Anonymous No.149728754
These bitches are one of the dumbest things in GL
Anonymous No.149728809
>>149721997
That One midget girl in My Hero Academia, where they had to walk things back so it didn't look like she was a child in love with an old man.
Anonymous No.149729058 >>149745808
Anonymous No.149729185
>>149721997
Alan Moore's Swamp Thing was almost entirely motivated by his love for his love interest, and it was generally depicted as a positive.
Anonymous No.149729191 >>149729205 >>149733516 >>149735381 >>149738741 >>149740161
>>149726888
Nghhhhhh library mommy
Anonymous No.149729205 >>149741351
>>149729191
We love Lyssa
Anonymous No.149729281
>>149719912
Star Sapphire was never depicted as genuine, positive love, it was always a corruption of love that motivated the character.
The fact that the spectrum of emotion placed it as actual love is a retarded misstep and at the time a sloppy attempt to fit an existing element of GL lore into an a big event.
Anonymous No.149729689 >>149731916 >>149747567
>>149728742
Yrs and Sailor Moon is rife with with pro quo relationships even with Haruka & Michiru. Usagi's just a vapid twat too and jist into Tuxedo Mask for materialistic reasons too.
>Inb4 You Hate The Show
No, Naoko is just writing what she knows amd it's an honest portrayal of how women see relationships. It's a great show but oy because it shows how women are enamoured with the same toxic romance traits they claim to despise/villify.
Anonymous No.149729754
>>149720867
Nothing you just said about absolute wonder woman is true but it makes sense you are a delusional retard for liking it and have a warped sense of reality. So youre just gonna double down and respond with another exerpt and give me a wall of text about how its totally a shoujo manga bro. fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.149730836
>>149721762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJWgpsLHCo
Anonymous No.149731241 >>149747428
>>149719814
>the Sapphires are by far the worst written of the concept
Brother, let me tell you about Indigo.
Anonymous No.149731888
>>149728513
It was the Underworld Unleashed issues of Extreme Justice. Buncha rando superheroines are at Plastique's bridal shower when Carol has a sudden onset case of the preggers.
Anonymous No.149731916 >>149733706
>>149729689
>Yrs
>jist
>amd
>oy
>villify
How did you-
>British spelling of enamored
Oh, okay.
Anonymous No.149732150 >>149734815
>>149725467
If I had a nickel for every time a weird being impregnated a superheroine spin-off character named Carol with themselves, I'd have 10 cents.
Anonymous No.149733516
>>149729191
Sexo
Anonymous No.149733640
>>149719793 (OP)
They're space yanderes.
Anonymous No.149733706
>>149731916
You got blown the fuck out and all you can do is nitpick that retard's post.
Anonymous No.149734815
>>149732150
At least it doesn't have incest-y aspects involved like the blonde superheroines mystery impregnation stories
Anonymous No.149735381
>>149729191
*taps tongue with my cock*
Anonymous No.149736690
>>149719793 (OP)
That headgear just looks silly
Anonymous No.149737507
>>149719793 (OP)
They do not lust after cock enough.
Anonymous No.149738741 >>149743385 >>149746006
>>149729191
those teeth both arouse me and frighten me
Anonymous No.149740161 >>149746006
>>149729191
I probably shouldn't stick my dick in that mouth but...
Anonymous No.149741351
>>149729205
sexo
Anonymous No.149741819
>>149719793 (OP)
Someone else said it: Comic book writers have such terrible experiences with love that it's physically impossible for most of them to imagine a compelling romance.

One of the best comic book romances I remember was between Lucifer Morningstar, the actual DEVIL of DC, and Mazikeen. An actual spawn of Lilith. It still ended with her slashing him in the face (as far as I'm concerned the sequel series and the reboot can be ignored) but up until that point it was legitimately a healthier relationship than every capeshitter one I can think of. Which is frankly astonishing given the power imbalance between the characters.

Also Sinestro and Lyssa Drak are a better representation of love than the Star Sapphires were in their heyday, despite also fully embracing being supervillains.

>>149721997
Unironically don't bother with capeshit for that, just watch a magical girl show or something. Capeshit is so bad at handling powers like that in a benign way that you have to start rooting for guys like fucking Takion as examples. Well, that or Ma-Ti from Captain Planet.
Anonymous No.149742301
>>149721997
Yes, Star Sapphire Carol Ferris in the Green Lantern Animated Series
Anonyrnous No.149743385
>>149738741
The term is 'scaroused,' fellow Star Sapphire appreciator.
Anonymous No.149743395
>>149721659
Nice
Anonymous No.149744748 >>149744946
>>149719793 (OP)
>The RAPE lantern corps
Anonymous No.149744946 >>149744981
>>149744748
CPP No.149744981
>>149744946
ohhhhhhhh I have to take a side
Anonymous No.149745467 >>149749096
>>149721554
Is he the leader of the anger corps or the simp corps
Anonymous No.149745808
>>149719793 (OP)
>>149729058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13_kxaI1KTA
Anonymous No.149746006
>>149738741
>>149740161
Cowards
Anonymous No.149746090
>>149719793 (OP)
Anonymous No.149747217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCuTgXnrC2g

What if you had the power to make people that were in love with you explode?
Anonymous No.149747428
>>149731241
Nah, the retarded all girl "love" ring corp are still below that.
Anonymous No.149747567
>>149728649
>>149729689
Who hurt you negro
Anonymous No.149747803 >>149748840
>>149721554
I love these pages, 2008-2009 was the WILDEST ride ever.
Anonymous No.149748840
>>149747803
Hardly.
Anonymous No.149749096 >>149750082
>>149745467
He spent several issues of his own series repeatedly beating Bleez to 'establish dominance', so perhaps the angry simp corps?
Anonymous No.149749432 >>149751334 >>149752441
>>149719793 (OP)
Anonymous No.149750082 >>149750449
>>149749096
Beating women to establish dominance seems more incel than simp
Anonymous No.149750449
>>149750082
Splitting overlapping hairs.
Anonymous No.149751334
>>149749432
Nice tits
Anonymous No.149752441
>>149749432
Toned female abs, my beloved~