Thread 149719935

That’s not nice

>>149719935 (OP)
We should cancel scooby doo desu. Shaggy's ancestors were Confederate traitors.

>>149719952
Nice b8

>>149719935 (OP)
But it's true.

>>149719935 (OP)
Isn't "detective" a subjective title?
If you believe you are and successfully detect something, then you're a detective.
Now if you're under the delusion that you are employed by the police or a federal agency, when they've given you no paycheck, that is psychosis.

>>149719957
Its true tho

>>149720007
He does the exact same thing Scooby and the Gang does yet because he’s ‘slow’ they say he’s only believing it. What a life

He still speaks better English than his cousin.

>>149720034
Cope trannyfag

>>149720058
True, also I don't see Scooby detecting shit but snacks, and falling into his own traps.

>>149720064
Are you denying that Shaggy's confirmed CANON ancestors were traitors to the Union?

>>149720070
>his own traps
Um.
Fred designs the traps.

>>149720210
No, i’ saying that you are a huge faggot who should go back to l*ddit

>>149720226
Exactly. Even worse.

Why hasn't Scooby-Dum been brought back? He is the groups true sixth member. When you see that image saying something is missing its Scooby-Dum. Scooby-Dum is missing.

>>149720210
The only Scooby Doo Confederacy reference I know, is old Colonel Beauregard Sanders here, but of course he wasn't actually a ghost, he was a historian trying to scare people away from treasure he was looking for (how original)

Wait a minute, hold the fort. Here's an image of 'Great Grandpa Scooby'. Alright then

>>149719935 (OP)
>characters you forget existed for years at a time

>>149720526
Oh SURE but you'd never forget 'Red Shirt Shaggy'. Fucking bigot

>>149720378
Did you forget zombie island? also
https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_Beauregard

>>149720378
Shaggy has an uncle who is also named Beauregard who was a confederate soldier. Its from the Boo Brothers movie.

Scooby was fucking his cousin

>>149720730
>>149720741
FUCK! I've fucking HUMILIATED MYSELF. I fucking SAW ZOMBIE ISLAND WHEN IT CAME OUT. FUCK

>>149719957
In The Boo Brothers, Shaggy inherits a plantation that was owned by his Uncle, who was a Confederate Colonel.

just thought of something
who actually ones scooby? I just realized I've always assumed shaggy does but have no clue actually

>>149719935 (OP)
Proof positive that the Doos didn't care what they fucked. There was definitely some sibling fucking going on to create him, as well as some human fucking to create at least one of his other cousins.

>>149720070
He definitely detected one of his own cousins that he wanted to fuck.

>>149720865
Its over FOR YOU

>>149720949
Shaggy is, in no uncertain terms, Scooby's owner in every iteration of the characters.

>>149720929
Does fighting in the Vietnam War and hating it redeem one from a Confederate family history? Like since Norville came back knowing shit was fucked up, rather than embracing the potential of his Confederate heritage to deny it with pride

>>149721008
Reconciliation worked. Until the last 15-20 years. Now the army is having recruitment issues.

Also I would like to direct your attention to his stated catchphrase, 'Dum dum dum dum dum!'

>>149720378
>>149720730
A lot of Beauregards in the Scooby world.

>>149721022
You're making some statement about black recruitment?

>>149720949
Shaggy does. Though Scooby comes from a very affluent and rich family. Daddy Doo and Mama Doo live in a manor.

>>149721027
The sad part is the probable origin of that. He was probably just called Dumdum, and maybe even "Dummy" when being spoken to affectionately instead of Scooby-dum by his family. Being basically retarded even by dog standards, he didn't even mind. Just not smart enough to know any better.

>>149721046
Anon is likely referring to the biggest block of military voluntary recruitment drying up (white southerners)

>>149721038
>Confederate money
>worthless
Each of those bills can go for 500 to 50k.

>>149721038
>Confederate money
>Worthless
Pretty sure it's worth millions to collectors and museums.

>>149720865
FAKE SCOOBY DOO FAN
FAKE SCOOBY DOO FAN

>>149721038
>Zoinks! Where are my slaves, Scoob.

Them kids is all right

>>149719935 (OP)
>Scooby-Dum is known for his catchphrase "Dum dum dum dum"
I don't even know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did

>>149721297
>>149721297
>Millioins
No. It might be worth thousands or even ten thousands if it's from early-ish in the Civil War and not counterfeits (unlikely there's been a lot of counterfeiting in the 20th century), but if it's 1864 money it's basically worthless, even if it's real, even if it's in good condition; because the Confederates printed so goddamned much near the end.

>>149721882
It’s fuckin stupid, is why, lol

>>149721882
>retard idiot is known for his catchphrase, ‘DUUUUHRRRRR’
Lmao

>>149719952
A person's ancestors does not dictate who they are.

>>149722593
lmfao owned

>Scooby gang are hillbillies confirmed
heh the most you know

>>149722593
The Confederate Soldiers were honorable and gallant men. Unlike the Union dogs who enjoyed raping and pillaging. Most were not even american. :)

>>149720007
There's such a thing as a Private Investigator License, anon.

>>149722593
If only the rest of the comic had been anywhere near as good as this page.

>>149723992
And you can be unlicensed.
Just keeping it on the streets.

>>149723930
>ESL

>>149723992
I'm a public investigator. All I need is my binoculars and a window

>>149722593
>>149724108
What comic?

>>149724564
Haunted Tank (2008)

>>149722593
this, my ancestors were a bunch of farmers

>>149719935 (OP)
That time Scooby Doo and Scooby Dum were competing to fuck their cousin Scooby Dee

>>149719952
>Like, the slave ghosts sent us back in time to learn a lesson... BUT HE SHOWED ME THE WAY, SCOOB!!

>>149722593
ROTFLMAO

Speaking of...any else see LeVar Burton's reaction when he found out he had a confederate ancestor?

>>149720064
Arrest grannysperg

>>149719935 (OP)
very rude

>>149726759
Cope

>>149720730
How did Shaggy have an uncle who fought for the Confederacy?

>>149728086
Arrest

>>149720328
Society ain't ready yet

>>149724108
I thought it was solid, until it abruptly ends

>>149719935 (OP)
I hope he has a big knot.

>>149719935 (OP)
That thing is a dog.

>>149719952
>>149725120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9EU0b9MxTc

>>149730032
Huh

>>149719935 (OP)
It's because he's White?

>>149723958
Trvthnuke

Post art of him

>>149719935 (OP)
I sat through plenty of terrible Scooby-Dum episodes as a kid and I do not recall him ever believing himself to be a detective.

Zoinks Scoob! We need to watch out for spooks!

>>149734267
Rooks?
Rutt rohh raggy!

>>149729935
possibly

>>149736217
What the hell is that?
Polar bear dogs are real?!?