Thread 149725550

IIT: retarded ways characters have died

You know the rules.

>>149725550 (OP)
The funniest thing is that after this they raped his girlfriend

>>149725550 (OP)
He got a mango shoved up his ass?

>>149725610
He was deadly allergic to magos, idiot.

>>149725550 (OP)
that was a really weird death battle

>>149725639
People who don't know guns think it would make an effective silencer.

A wet pillow would work far better

>>149725550 (OP)
>SHPFF
What kinda sound is that? Did he fart?

>>149725744
the mango got crushed

>>149725589
I never understood the artist bitching about this, while i agree your children are top priority what are they gonna do with one single peach, is even worse if they are picky eaters.
If you have litarally one peach, i don't see the problem with the dude eating it.
They can buy more anyway.

>>149725589
And so do I

>>149725921
She's bitching about herself, her expectations for herself as a mother. She sells "eat the damn peach" merch because it's about getting over yourself.

>even worse if they are picky eaters
She underlined the word "so" in "they love peaches so much". You're getting filtered by some of the most brainlet shit.

>>149725921
It's self gratification. I say I'll give up the last peace because generosity is good and this makes me good. Look how generous I am. It's the kind of person who needs to tell you what kind of good person that are in their non existent imagined scenario made by themselves.

>>149725962
>She underlined the word "so" in "they love peaches so much".

Makes it sound sarcastic if you ask me.

>>149725736
What gun? There's no gun in that page

>>149726016
But mothers are expected to put their children first. It's not even a "oh how good of you" thing it's "that's your job" thing. Pointing that out isn't feminist or liberal, that's just the societal expectation. You could even say it's based, but the reality is that scenario is symbolic of a difference between the roles and expectations of mothers and fathers.

>>149725935
damn hank got a massive hanger in this one

>>149726029
It's odd how aggressively people rush to misunderstand this comic.

>>149725589
> a man tries, he provides.
> but he's surrounded by mouths that eat and scream and cry and nag
> so he asks for one thing, just one thing for him
> to take the sting out of those days of the mouths eating and eating and eating everything he makes and everything he has
> and that family, a wife, some kids
> those mouths eat time, your days on Earth, they just gobble them up
> it's enough to make a man SICK
> and this is the medicine

>>149725589
where's the peachpilled one?

>>149725962
Bold of you to assume normal people cares about this particular artist.

that one Robin in Injustice comics.

>>149725962
How deep you are genius.

Cyclops blowing his own head off.

I'm aware using Deadpool Kills is basically cheating and I don't care.

>>149727042
I mean, he was gonna die anyways, wasn't he. Looks like he was gonna suffocate otherwise

>>149727071
Right, but Cyclops is explicitly immune to his own optic blasts. That's why his head doesn't explode ordinarily when he uses them and how he can turn them off by closing his eyes.

I don't have a problem with him dying so much as him dying to the one thing that can't kill him. It's like Aquaman drowning or Superman burning alive in the sun.

>>149727194
I always kinda interpreted it as the material reacting to the blasts and THAT being the thing that explodes

>>149725589
>/co/ is STILL seething about this
Based peachcunt

>>149725935
Should have made the butt flatter.

>>149727639
What the fuck is happening?

>>149726051
Why is the peach floating on the left tho?

>>149725589
Hey man, Eat a Peach for Peace.man...

>>149727639
Well let's hope we don't cover him!

>>149727866
Super Skrull disguised as a boy turned into a Shazam knockoff by alien spores in a bid to trick Iron Fist into curing his cancer and he's being driven mad by Kree Nega-Bands he was given to assist with said treatment so he accidentally is beating an interdimensional plant person disguised as Iron Fist to death trying to wake him up from meditation after the fake Iron Fist cured him.

Obviously.

>>149727639
The final panel should have been a shot through the hole in the wall.

>>149725589
I never understood anons bitching about this, while I agree that it's a banal and minor thing most short comics are about banal and minor things. It's relatability humor, one of the most common forms of joke, and while it's almost never laugh-out-loud funny it's usually good for a quick smile.

Everyone has at least a couple experiences with "I see thing, consider other people, overthink thing" vs someone else going "I see thing, thing good"

Ironically, that kind of "But what about other people" overthinking is exactly what anons do with the comic. It's all very meta.

>>149725550 (OP)
>radioactive sperm
>physics remembering that the universe exists to make Peter Parker sad

>>149727973
It's a combination of it not being funny, the language in it being awkward, not understanding the context of these comics, and anons generally hating women.

>>149728139
The worst part is that this is surprisingly justified given the Master Planner blood transfusion

>>149725589
He paid for that peach.

>>149727973
Anons feel like everything is a personal attack against them. And they hate women.

>>149726038
It's 99% dong and 1% urethra

>>149728698
She makes money selling merch and is s yoga instructor but also this goes into how housework and childcare are labor that goes unpaid. Housework and childcare aren't seen as labor even though housekeeping and daycare are jobs people get paid for, they're industries. At the same time, they're expected of wives and mothers, it's seen as more of a natural order than something anyone should get paid for. So instead of paying your wife for all of this free support, even if he paid for the peach, that factors out of these discussions when the point is her "always being on" when it comes to childcare and husbands more easily able to take a break and be separate from that childcare mindset.

>>149728791
You are fucking insane if you think a person should need paying to look after their own kids.
Imagine looking at your own children and thinking "Yeah, but what's in it for ME?"

>>149728736
Picture Unrelated?

>>149727973
>Ironically, that kind of "But what about other people" overthinking is exactly what anons do with the comic. It's all very meta.
Well that's why I find it funny, anon. The cognitive dissonance between the faux-humble brag and the "mmmm peach" panels is hilarious as hell, especially when you consider that this is some stay at home mother's interpretation of her husband just going "oh boy peach" and she's just sitting there, thinking up this comic, like when you think up the perfect retort to someone when you're in the shower. Totally peachless.

Basically, the fact it's such a nothingbuger of a banal complaint is why I find it funny.

>>149728810
Even worse, she freely admits her husband is the one doing the housework and cooking meals.

>>149728810
I'm not saying that, I'm saying even if she doesn't have income (she does) "he paid for the peach" is moot because the comic is about the work of wives and mothers. I made that clear.

>>149727639
>YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

>>149728848
It's super basic and she sells #selfcare stuff based around it.

>>149725935
Why did she draw his penis like that?

>>149725550 (OP)
I'm still mad.

>>149725550 (OP)
Remember that time the Miss Marvel show came out and they revealed that she was a mutant and then comic Inhuman Miss Marvel got randomly shanked by some newly introduced Spider-man villain and they made a huge fucking deal out of it even hold a whole ass funeral event for her where everyone went and said "Miss Marvel was the coolest" only for her to be resurrected 3 days later by the X-men and they revealed that "Ackually Miss Marvel you are half mutant and half inhuman so you are just like your irl TV show counterpart ackually, hahaha what a coincidence hahahaha what is the chance of that?"

Also everyone made this face when she died

>>149728976
That was a terrible storyline, just a blatant ripoff with retarded contrivances to kill young superheroes in an edgy way

Presented without commentary.

>>149725550 (OP)
>Sell new series as sequel
>Replace main character with time displaced version of herself to return to the status quo barely a quarter into the run
Skottie should have just stuck to Untold tales of I Hate Fairyland.

>>149727194
Or Green Lantern getting killed by a sharp object that's not yellow.
Or Batman dying from too much time to prepare.

>>149729009
The worst thing about Ultimatum is that there is a good story there, underneath all the filth. But it was such a gory, pointless edgefest that you can't enjoy it. Magneto learning that Mutants are just bioweapons and not the next stage of evolution was good stuff, but it meant nothing because he died.

>>149728849
Isn't he a lawyer who she admits does 50% of the childcare on top of that?

>>149728977
>Also everyone made this face when she died
Doctor Doom should have shown up to shed a tear, like on 9/11.

>>149727920
Kek

>>149728977
Reed looks like he's falling asleep lol

>>149725589
What the fuck does this have to do with the thread premise? Was this literally a bot post?

>>149725589
If there's only one peach left, and the kids love peaches, isn't she guaranteeing conflict by leaving it to them?

>>149725589
>buys an awkward quantity of peaches at the the grocery store
>blames husband
Never have I eaten half a peach, not even when I was a kid. they don't refrigerate well.

>>149729692
These kids are small. You can assume she intends to divide it for them.

>>149729692
>>149729725
let's eat half a peach each, like the fucking homeless.

>>149729730
They're small.

>>149725550 (OP)
Uber shitte

>>149729738
it's a fucking peach , not a heart attack grill burger

>>149729285
Maybe the presence of a succulent mango (which like the peach is also a fruit) triggered the bot. then a bunch of fruits ITT started replying to it

>>149729753
I know it's small, I'm saying they are small and she doesn't expect them to eat it like a full meal.

>>149729775
You don't have kids and I suspect you're a bot who has never been a kid.

>>149729785
Are you genuinely arguing or are you trolling and having fun?

>>149729285
This, it makes no sense as a response. OP's image isn't even of a webcomic so it's not like the "lol" threads. The fact that there's only one reply ITT pointing it out is baffling to me.

>>149729813
>>149729285
My guess is that it is some kind of meme addicted zoomer
>Mangos look sort of oval like peach
>LOLOLOLOL PEACHCEL COMIC MAYMAY AMIRITE
>Post it
>Acquire (You) from fellow zoomers

>>149725589
Needs more text. I want to feel like I'm reading a novel, that's what makes memes good.

>>149729995
That's great, but post the fruitpilled one.

>>149729285
I'm convinced like half of this site is bots at this point, I've noticed a really big uptick in people posting totally random shit and getting a bunch of replies that don't act like it's weird at all.

>>149730354
Ma'am, perhaps the totally random shit is a welcome break from the usual plain shit that threatens to completely flood this website since 2024. Perhaps it is a nostalgic return to the totally random shitty roots of imageboard culture.
Do you honestly prefer "random The Simpsons quote thread#635478" and "cartoon coomer image dump thread#999995" to this?

>>149727934
Comics!

Speaking of stupid Iron Fist deaths we have this mess. Not only that the only book to acknowledge this story was bloody Power Man: Timeless.

>>149725600
Almost, but got stopped

>>149730435
I don't think you understood the context of what I meant by "random shit", in this case a reply that has literally nothing to do with the point of a thread, and am further convinced that this place is ful of bots.

>>149729285
Non-sequitur post, image only having the barest relation to the subject, what do you think?

>>149729995
Read that in the Darkest Dungeon's narrator voice.
RIP Wayne June

>>149727042
When has Cyclops never jobbed?

>>149726084
There's nothing to misunderstand. It's a one sided non argument based on the perspective of someone we don't have reason to trust about a situation that likely never happened.

>>149728921
Reading this for the first time always made me laugh because of how it reminded me of that boxing scene from scary movie 4

>>149727973
>Everyone has at least a couple experiences with "I see thing, consider other people, overthink thing" vs someone else going "I see thing, thing good"

We also don't make a comic about it to brag. That's the issue. It's like if you give a couple bucks to charity then spend the rest of the day telling everyone you did in order to get attention.

>>149733148
we actually did used to make such relatable comics in the past before it became considered "cringe"
we still do with memes as well
>brag
the word you're looking for is virtue signal, also a chan staple at this point

>>149725600
that doesn't sound very funny

>>149725550 (OP)
The dumbest things about this are
1. The pit of mango is massive and his hand would be destroyed.
2. It wouldn’t suppress the sound at all because it doesn’t funnel the sound in any way like a pillow (which also makes a terrible suppressor) would.

Ffs even suppressors barely suppress the sound.

>>149727973
There’s not really anything humorous about it though

>>149729007
What did it rip off?

>>149732982
It's not an argument, all things expressed are from a perspective, and people leave things for later only for them to be claimed by some else all the time. It's insane that this needs to be expressed to an adult. Is there something wrong with your brain? Not an insult, just genuinely curious.

>>149733408
Battle Royale. Were you trying to get someone to say Hunger Games?

>>149728736
nice jab at the JL

>>149726030
OP used a version that edited it out for some reason. I guess because it's funnier that way
>>149725550 (OP)
I've never actually seen the context for this, why the hell does he just sit there and let it happen? The guy needs to silence the gunshot and it looks like the house is right next to an urban sidewalk in broad daylight.
If he screams and fights, he would probably still die, but at least the assassin would probably be fucked.