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Anonymous No.149725572 >>149725681 >>149725789 >>149726895 >>149728162 >>149728667 >>149731246 >>149731311
Death Battle
BEAST!
Anonymous No.149725577
Danny CHADton solos Ben and Aang's universes
Anonymous No.149725604
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149725656 >>149725679 >>149726849 >>149726895 >>149727517
When can we expect GODzilla's preview?
Anonymous No.149725677 >>149728175
Last thread was perverse. Let's keep the cuckoldry and homosexuality to a minimum this thread.
Anonymous No.149725679
>>149725656
When Ghidorah takes out his dick from his ass
Anonymous No.149725681
>>149725572 (OP)
Post my page.
Anonymous No.149725686 >>149725710 >>149725712 >>149725727 >>149725813 >>149725994 >>149726330 >>149730422 >>149730469
Solos your favorite character, his verse and then his bitch.
Anonymous No.149725701
KINGtos
Anonymous No.149725710 >>149725718 >>149725732
>>149725686
Post a single thing he could do against Shadow
Anonymous No.149725712
>>149725686
FVARK he has INFINITE SPEED through passing through 8d multivereses and is IMMUNE to TIME, SPACE AND FATE whatever that means!
Anonymous No.149725718
>>149725710
rape him
Anonymous No.149725727 >>149725852 >>149730422
>>149725686
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Son_Goku_(Xeno)
I'll take you on
Anonymous No.149725732 >>149727695
>>149725710
He'd just turn him into a girl and fuck him, easy.
Anonymous No.149725781 >>149726216
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous No.149725789 >>149725865 >>149726055
>>149725572 (OP)
Book this fight
Anonymous No.149725813 >>149725829
>>149725686
>weaker then a bag of vomit
Anonymous No.149725829 >>149725850 >>149725880
>>149725813
You don't get it, he's boundless+ with statements
Anonymous No.149725842 >>149725882 >>149729184
What's donkey kong's biggest feat?
Anonymous No.149725850
>>149725829
Kingtos is more boundless
Anonymous No.149725852
>>149725727
I kneel..
Anonymous No.149725865 >>149725900 >>149726018 >>149726221
>>149725789
Teach me Jobbincible bros! How can I hear someone say that anyone in Invincible is anywhere close to planetary or above it without bursting out into gut-wrenching, knee-slapping, table-slapping, tears-streaming-down-the-face, wheezing laughter for hours?
Anonymous No.149725880 >>149725902
>>149725829
โ€ฆand he still jobs to the bad of vomit
Anonymous No.149725882
>>149725842
Punching a moon out of orbit
Anonymous No.149725900 >>149726041
>>149725865
Tell them about Sun Disc scaling and cite Death Battle as a valid source.
Anonymous No.149725902 >>149725938 >>149726543
>>149725880
He deletes the concept of a concept of a concept of a bag of vomit.
Anonymous No.149725938
>>149725902
โ€ฆand the bag of vomit still beats him
Anonymous No.149725994 >>149729794
>>149725686
I can't find his vsbw page, shouldn't such a strong and popular character have one?
Anonymous No.149726018
>>149725865
Very easy, follow this flowchart whenever someone implies that their verse beats Invincible.
>No Sun disc?
>Smart atoms
>Spawn Scaling
If they still claim they win pull out the end all card of
>Kirkman says Mark/Nolan win
Literally never fails.
Anonymous No.149726027 >>149726040 >>149726069 >>149726513 >>149726560
What's Spongebob's biggest feat?
Anonymous No.149726040
>>149726027
rabing your mama
Anonymous No.149726041
>>149725900
9 million universes lowballed
Anonymous No.149726055 >>149726072 >>149727749 >>149728606 >>149728610
>>149725789
>Gohan blasts Mark, causing a destruction felt across the whole planet
>A rock the size of a small mountain falls on top of Gohan
>Gohan herniates his spine and breaks both his knees trying to lift the rock, but it's no use
>Mark lifts the rock with one hand
>"Woah... You could lift a Large Mountainโ„ข with that strength..."
>"Try a meteor the size of Texas, BITCH!"
>Mark punches Gohan's head clean off with his free hand
Anonymous No.149726069 >>149726274
>>149726027
His standard or ours?
Anonymous No.149726072
>>149726055
Spoiler warning next time
Anonymous No.149726105
Kratos fraudchecked Asura btw
Anonymous No.149726216
>>149725781
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149726221 >>149726236 >>149726261
>>149725865
You must use the tools the great Robert Kirkman gave us to fight Super-Z-Tards:
>Feats
>Scaling
>Worldbuilding
These things strike fear into a Super-Z-Tard's heart. Someone comes at you with disingenuous questions about Invincible's power level? You tell them this:
>No Sundisk?
It doesn't matter what they say. They won't be ready for
>No Roche Limit Factor?
>No 5 perfectly spherical Moons?
And if that isn't enough:
>No Liefeld Supreme scaling?
>No Spawn scaling?
>No WoG?
Avoid conversation with the Super-Z-Tards. The Super-Z-Tards will lie. The Super-Z-Tards will post filler. He will deny Ottley's WoG. If he gets really desperate, he may start to cuckpost, or spam.
Anonymous No.149726236 >>149726259
>>149726221
>he may start to cuckpost
Everyone does that tho? Asurabro btw
Anonymous No.149726241 >>149726264 >>149726266
I l-l-like Death Battle.....
Anonymous No.149726259 >>149726294
>>149726236
Invincible is the thinking man's comic book. No true Invincible reader would cuckpost. Kirkman delivered a brilliant, scathing critique of infidelity, which taught us a valuable lesson about what we see as humor, and what is actually a projection of lesser men's innermost fantasies
Anonymous No.149726261
>>149726221
Based boondocksbro
Anonymous No.149726264
>>149726241
>I like [fanfiction]
Death battle is dead, we only cuckpost and fagpost here
Anonymous No.149726266
>>149726241
Anonymous No.149726274
>>149726069
ours.
Anonymous No.149726283 >>149726309
these threads have gotten calmer and slower, did someone get banned thus reducing the samefagging?
Anonymous No.149726291 >>149726305 >>149726314 >>149726318 >>149727753 >>149730205
Tourist here, do people here take Death Battle and their calculations seriously? If so, why?
Anonymous No.149726294 >>149726480
>>149726259
I see... it seems like I ,an Asurasissy, need to be better, maybe oneday I can become like CHADvincible or even KINGtos scholars and not glorify an autistic cuck like Asura. I could maybe beat my cuckoldry addiction and stop seething at my superiors. I thank you conquestbro for opening my eyes and giving me hope for the future
Anonymous No.149726305
>>149726291
>do people here take Death Battle and their calculations seriously
Only when it suits their agenda
>If so, why?
powerscalers are autistic
Anonymous No.149726309 >>149726366
>>149726283
Guy posting his AI gens probably went to sleep after he successfully got the other thread nuked, which also gives away the fact that he's probably mexican
Anonymous No.149726313 >>149726331 >>149726370
I don't post until my lolcows (there are 3 of them) are here. Without them theyre chill threads. I am literally the pornspammmer btw
Anonymous No.149726314
>>149726291
9 million universes lowballed is legit. Yes we believe it
Anonymous No.149726318
>>149726291
If it's my favorite character, yes. If not, I mock 'em.
Anonymous No.149726330 >>149726335
>>149725686
I have bad news for you. He's already under perfect hypnosis...
Anonymous No.149726331
>>149726313
>I am the only porn spammer
So you shitpost both Superman and Goku getting raped? If so funny
Anonymous No.149726335 >>149726354
>>149726330
Hmm?
Anonymous No.149726354 >>149726384
>>149726335
Hmm.
Anonymous No.149726366 >>149726389
>>149726309
so we have two Mexicans that shit up the thread, listroon and this guy
Anonymous No.149726368 >>149726386 >>149726394
>can re-ignite a star
>can survive inside the sun
KEKiltrumitebros......
Anonymous No.149726370
>>149726313
based pornCHAD
Anonymous No.149726382 >>149726432 >>149726439 >>149726622
Name 5 death battle characters with both parents still alive

YOU CANT
Anonymous No.149726384
>>149726354
>His illusion before getting staffed
Anonymous No.149726386
>>149726368
No sun disk?
Anonymous No.149726389
>>149726366
One hates comics the other hates anime ironically. Balanced I guess
Anonymous No.149726394
>>149726368
NolanSISSIES.....
Anonymous No.149726432 >>149726459 >>149730493
>>149726382
Miles
Ichigo
Danny
Jotaro
Justin Bieber
Anonymous No.149726439 >>149726459 >>149726468
>>149726382
Superman
Wonder Woman
Miles
SpongeBob
Babs
Anonymous No.149726459
>>149726432
Ichigos mother is dead
>>149726439
Hippolyta is currently dead
Anonymous No.149726468 >>149726478
>>149726439
>Superman
I mean his Birth Parents?
Anonymous No.149726478
>>149726468
Clark Kent's parents are alive and well.
Anonymous No.149726480 >>149726504
>>149726294
>t.
Anonymous No.149726504
>>149726480
>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster
Anonymous No.149726513 >>149726594
>>149726027
rewriting reality with the secret formula pages
Anonymous No.149726522 >>149726535
>>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster
Anonymous No.149726532 >>149726547
>>>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster
Anonymous No.149726533
Post your HERO winning an oscar
Anonymous No.149726535
>>149726522
>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726543 >>149726563 >>149729557
>>149725902
>He deletes the concept of a concept of a concept of a bag of vomit.
The most retarded ability ever. Normally I find Jap shit to be tolerable, but this is straight up retarded.
Anonymous No.149726547
>>149726532
KINGtos the TEACHER...
Anonymous No.149726560
>>149726027
unraveling the universe
Anonymous No.149726563
>>149726543
Probably because that's gook shit not Jap shit and gook shit is infinitely worse
Anonymous No.149726594
>>149726513
That wasnโ€™t the secret formula page, that was a book that reflected whatever you wrote on it.
Burger beard used it at the start of the movie to take the formula for himself to start his own traveling fast food business, and intended for it to end with Bikini Bottom devolving int an apocalyptic cesspool.
But some seagulls didnโ€™t like that ending, tore the page out, and threw it into the ocean, where Sandy gets it, and by extension Spongebob.
Anonymous No.149726597 >>149726628
>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726622
>>149726382
Deku
Yugi
Korra
Trunks
Joker
Anonymous No.149726628
>>149726597
>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726638 >>149726675
>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726647
>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726648 >>149726655 >>149726662 >>149727582
Kratos... forgive me... for I am unable to change my ways...
Anonymous No.149726655
>>149726648
Asura...
Anonymous No.149726662 >>149726716 >>149727075
>>149726648
It's okay Asura, your rage is finished, and you are a monster no longer, and even if you are a jobber who will never get another game, I will always be there for you.
Anonymous No.149726667
>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726675 >>149726763
>>149726638
Death Battle saying, โ€œLook, just because we havenโ€™t SEEN Kratos do the shit weโ€™re claiming he can do casually, doesnโ€™t mean heโ€™s not CAPABLE f it!โ€ really did just kill their entire argument.
Itโ€™s one thing to say a character is a lot stronger than theyโ€™re usually perceived, but itโ€™s another to just blatantly admit that theyโ€™ve never done anything close to what you claim, and just sloppily handwave it away.
You literally just acknowledged that theyโ€™re an unimpressive chump by all accounts, but then beg the audience to just turn their brains off and mindless suck your first grader math stats down anyway.
Anonymous No.149726681
>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726688
>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726691
>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726702
>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726705
>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726716
>>149726662
Surely Asura will get his pity win against Z-Broly... Even ice level Nuly is too much for him...
Anonymous No.149726730
>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726743 >>149726755 >>149726768 >>149726815 >>149729806
Notice how all the posts in support of Kratos can only use material from the death battle while the ones against are using scenes from his actual games
Anonymous No.149726752
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149726755
>>149726743
>Lowballed Lore accurate Kratos vs game limitations Kratos
Yep Death Battle is more accurate than the games so Kratos wins again
Anonymous No.149726763
>>149726675
The contrast between them showing Asura dodging universe-crossing beams and Kratos slowly shuffling forward while covering eyes after getting flashbanged will likely never be topped in terms of comedy gold.
>Itโ€™s one thing to say a character is a lot stronger than theyโ€™re usually perceived, but itโ€™s another to just blatantly admit that theyโ€™ve never done anything close to what you claim, and just sloppily handwave it away.
It really did sell how desperate they were to get people to believe them, and that definitely worked for some. Quite literally one of the saddest displays of โ€œbegging the audienceโ€ Iโ€™ve seen from them.
Anonymous No.149726768 >>149730063
>>149726743
>Kratos lacking the equivalent of his mantra engine should be compared to Asura with his mantra engine.
>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power
Anonymous No.149726791 >>149726804
>>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power
KEKAROOO!
Anonymous No.149726803
I can say a lot of things about Kratosfags, but I'll at least give their hero's antifeats the benefit of the doubt by considering that Kratos at least is not outright stated to be invulnerable, despite all of his crazy wank... Unlike other FRAUDS out there.
Anonymous No.149726804 >>149726809
>>149726791
People read this shit? It's on the same level of quality as Goosebumps, or maybe even worse.
Anonymous No.149726809 >>149726823 >>149726826
>>149726804
Asura copers read it cover to cover to fortify their delusions of superiority
Anonymous No.149726815 >>149729806
>>149726743
Thatโ€™s literally the only tool Kratosfags have. They can only spam DBโ€™s fanfic instead of using whatโ€™s shown in canon. I bet you if the scrapped storyboard of Krasura made it to the final product, theyโ€™ll spam Asura blowing up the planet and killing his daughter to act theyโ€™ve proved a point.
Anonymous No.149726820
Anonymous No.149726823
>>149726809
>>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power
>Actually you can but joke's on you because I will still laugh at you for being literate and generally smarter than I am
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...
Anonymous No.149726826 >>149729764
>>149726809
They can't accept their loss. I still remember how badly they were melting down when Asura lost, all they could post were delusional cuckposts and homosexuality. They're probably the ones responsible for spamming that AI sloppa
Anonymous No.149726836
Also you guys do know Hax > Brute strength. Kratos could slow down time, energy drain and slowly regenerate.
Anonymous No.149726847 >>149726862 >>149727740
>Kratos could slow down time
Anonymous No.149726848 >>149726861 >>149726950
Just because we haven't SEEN Kratos molesting Atreus in game doesn't mean he's not capable of it.
Anonymous No.149726849
>>149725656
Sunday like usual
Anonymous No.149726861
>>149726848
>homosexual rape incest
Yup classic Asurabro behavior
Anonymous No.149726862 >>149726869
>>149726847
is this supposed to be impressive? Its just two guys doing a mid anime fight
Anonymous No.149726869
>>149726862
BLINDtosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149726872 >>149726896
Still proud of myself for thinking of this as a matchup on my own.
Anonymous No.149726895
>>149725572 (OP)
>>149725656
I want HulkZilla to be good so badly. There are so many ways they could fuck it up.
Anonymous No.149726896
>>149726872
Revan obliterates the max level 12 jobber
Anonymous No.149726917
>Hulk's preview already has as many views as most older previews this season do in 2 days alone, on track to surpass them.
INCOMING DIMES.
Anonymous No.149726941 >>149727425
Sonic does beat Goku tho
Anonymous No.149726950
>>149726848
>homosexual rape incest
Yup, classic spartan behavior.
Anonymous No.149726954
Cinema
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2B1Y9PP54&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
Anonymous No.149727061
The Godzilla cult sends its regards
Anonymous No.149727075 >>149729272
>>149726662
>who will never get another game
This is good though, his game ended conclusively and basically left no room for a sequel. Unless you want to force a prequel which would be unnecessary. The only thing AW would ever need is a remaster or remake to fix up the gameplay.
Anonymous No.149727233 >>149727264
I'm not surprised that some people unironically glaze Kratos when there's a bajillion videos of people talking about how totally objectively awesome he is(Norse Kratos specifically for some reason). It's bugs me so much, it's like those "alpha male tips" channels that exist.
Anonymous No.149727264 >>149727428
>>149727233
Holy fuck. I've done some digging, there's even a channel gassing him up that's called "Be Better". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wny6U6x3r4Y
Anonymous No.149727345 >>149727354
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous No.149727354
>>149727345
>those digits
MOLESTEDtosbrosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149727425
>>149726941
nah
Anonymous No.149727428
>>149727264
>COPY THESE TRAITS
Never seen a thumbnail so demanding.
Anonymous No.149727480 >>149727495 >>149727511 >>149727527 >>149727588
Instead of a Death Battle, I think it should be a Dance Battle.
Anonymous No.149727495
>>149727480
Gru vs Megamind could be this, albeit briefly.
Anonymous No.149727511 >>149727551 >>149727913 >>149729163
>>149727480
we kinda got that with deadpool and bayo
Anonymous No.149727513 >>149727534
DIMEulk.
Anonymous No.149727517
>>149725656
You WILL see that the preview is titled "Godzilla is WAY stronger than you think!!!" And you WILL like it!
Anonymous No.149727527 >>149727552
>>149727480
My HERO wins all Dance Battles
Anonymous No.149727534
>>149727513
The InCASHible Hulk.
GOLDZilla.
Anonymous No.149727551 >>149727570 >>149727680 >>149728987
>>149727511
Shame we'll never get hot chicks like Bayo on the show again cause the crew is convinced they won't get viewers. Would 2B draw in a big enough crowd? She's pretty much the poster child for "video game character that makes people go awooga"
Anonymous No.149727552
>>149727527
ENTER
Anonymous No.149727570
>>149727551
>Shame we'll never get hot chicks like Bayo on the show again
Yeah, shame she died, but won't deny she's the sexiest looking and sounding girl we've seen in DB.
Anonymous No.149727578
Women are SHIT.
Anonymous No.149727582
>>149726648
Zeus...
Anonymous No.149727588
>>149727480
finally it wont get single digit views
Anonymous No.149727609 >>149727641 >>149727844
HEROpider-CHAD!!!
Anonymous No.149727641
>>149727609
FUARK!!!!!
Anonymous No.149727680 >>149729056
>>149727551
>the crew is convinced they won't get viewers.
Source? Because Bayonetta is the female participant with the most-watched fight. If anything, I think people were mostly cheering for her to survive because they wanted to bang her.

>Would 2B draw in a big enough crowd?
Due to Death Battle's declining numbers, probably not. But she would do better than most female fighters. 2-5 million views, maybe.
Anonymous No.149727695
>>149725732
That sounds gay as fuck. What a faggot.
Anonymous No.149727705 >>149727768 >>149727826
>DON'T WORRY EVERYONE! CHARLIE BROWN IS GOING DOWN!! NEW HAMPSHIRE SMASH!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149727740
>>149726847
He clearly jumps out of timestop before he throws the punch, so it's not time resistance, just insane reaction speeds.
Anonymous No.149727749
>>149726055
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK GO BACK GO BACK UNBOOK THIS FIGHT
Anonymous No.149727753
>>149726291
no
Anonymous No.149727763 >>149727903 >>149727987
>BE A BETTER MAN!!! AND PLAY SUPER MARIO ON THE BING BING WAHOO WHILE YOUR WIFE FUCKS THE BULL!!!
Anonymous No.149727768
>>149727705
Have we ever seen Charlie Brown and Saitama in the same room? I'm just saying...
Anonymous No.149727826
>>149727705
>SHITku thinking he can defeat Charlie "GOD" Brown

He TANKED Lucy's shits for decades, and always came out on top.
Anonymous No.149727844 >>149727852
>>149727609
Aura.
Anonymous No.149727852
>>149727844
you call that aura? this is REAL aura
Anonymous No.149727903
>>149727763
How do you think Kratosโ€™s breath smells like?
Anonymous No.149727913 >>149728572
>>149727511
>The thing she does with her right leg at 0:05
Hnng, Dante should have kept her body at least.
Anonymous No.149727967
I think it's funny that people get mad over death battle.
Anonymous No.149727987
>>149727763
Kingtos, why are you a tendie manchild? I thought you were a Snoy.
Anonymous No.149727992
Reminder.

Kratos would have sided with the Ottoman Turks if it meant to destroy Olympus
Anonymous No.149728077
Realistically, what could Superman do to stop Ivan from reaming his asshole?
Anonymous No.149728162 >>149728186 >>149728451 >>149728472 >>149728556 >>149728772 >>149728874 >>149730294 >>149730873
>>149725572 (OP)
Anonymous No.149728175
>>149725677
>l*is survived the initial thrust
Fake AND Gay
Anonymous No.149728182
I'm a homosexual, but I'm also not a cuck.
Anonymous No.149728186
>>149728162
Kratos is teaching Omni-man how to be a better man.
Anonymous No.149728206 >>149728275 >>149728290 >>149728346 >>149728380 >>149728406 >>149728818 >>149729498 >>149730562 >>149730658 >>149730735
Solve my equation.
Anonymous No.149728213 >>149728335
Do you believe in multiversal Bleach?
Anonymous No.149728275 >>149729812
>>149728206
Bruce Banner does it instantly because he is le multi-disciplinary Marvel science man and he is always as smart as the writers require him to be
Anonymous No.149728290
>>149728206
1+1=........2
Anonymous No.149728302 >>149728319
You now remember when Demonbane was the OG when it came to power level discussion
Anonymous No.149728319 >>149728329
>>149728302
Breaker-Apart would destroy that shitter in one hit.
Anonymous No.149728329 >>149728336
>>149728319
...on opposite day.
Anonymous No.149728335
>>149728213
Yhwach
Anonymous No.149728336 >>149728350
>>149728329
>infinite multiverse-tier god of destruction
vs
>shitty robot with a wanked bag of smoke & mirrors tricks
Anonymous No.149728346
>>149728206
piece of cake
Anonymous No.149728350 >>149728354
>>149728336
Since when was Hulk a robot?
Anonymous No.149728354 >>149728377 >>149728500
>>149728350
Breaker-Apart is the god of destruction. He destroyed the entire 9th cosmos, which is an infinitely-sized and infinitely complex multiverse. What did your shitty robot accomplish?
Anonymous No.149728363
Reminder that regular Hulk can defeat Thanos and match up against Galactus.
Anonymous No.149728377 >>149728381
>>149728354
Demonbane can turn into Azatoth
Anonymous No.149728380
>>149728206
B-B-BOOM
Anonymous No.149728381
>>149728377
World Breaker Hulk solos
Anonymous No.149728406
>>149728206
>Solve my eq-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CvNxRs5Zs
Anonymous No.149728435 >>149731639
Base Hulk could solo every Japanese anime mecha
Anonymous No.149728437 >>149728453
Post FUNNY matches
Anonymous No.149728450 >>149728528 >>149731036
>every season except 6 and 10 has a batman-related episode
What's the most popular batman related matchup right now?
Anonymous No.149728451 >>149728470 >>149728475
>>149728162
How is the possible that including Kratos in a fight always just makes it look like shit. Like this is the worst choreographed fight I've ever seen Omniman in.
Anonymous No.149728453
>>149728437
Kratos using his omniversal arms to swing his outerversal axe at beyond-metafictional speeds and erasing demonbane from existence with a single swing.
Anonymous No.149728470
>>149728451
Norse Kratos doesn't really have any good combat-related feats or skills. They even managed to make the blades of chaos feel sluggish in those games. Greek Kratos could at least leap around and impale stuff or use his FOTM gauntlets to punch the shit out of stuff.
Anonymous No.149728472 >>149728478 >>149728483
>>149728162
Like wtf is this shit? Why Omniman throwing these tiny ass stone like a little girl?
Anonymous No.149728475
>>149728451
His nu design simply isn't cool to look at, the brown color and beard added to him to make him look like le epick viking makes him look like shit unlike the old design which was gold+red and looked more out of a comic more often than not.
Anonymous No.149728478
>>149728472
Kratos can only be hurt by omniversal stones. The sharper the better.
Anonymous No.149728483
>>149728472
it worked with Goku
Anonymous No.149728500
>>149728354
If he destroyed the entire 9th cosmos, how did Venom get there later?
Anonymous No.149728528
>>149728450
Moon Knight vs Azrael.
Anonymous No.149728556 >>149728582
>>149728162
Both have Mortal Kombat scaling.
Anonymous No.149728572 >>149729306
>>149727913
I suspect they had him blow up her body to avoid any depravity, considering that once she runs out of magic, she becomes naked.
Anonymous No.149728582
>>149728556
Stryker?
Could solo the Emperor of Mankind
Anonymous No.149728606 >>149728671 >>149729461
>>149726055
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAIYAN BROS RUN FOR YOUR FUARKING LIVES!!!
Anonymous No.149728610
>>149726055
Very edgy and deconstructionist. You can actually feel the Kirkman-style seethe coming from this.
Anonymous No.149728630
Anonymous No.149728646
Omni-Man would tear Demonbane to shreds with his bare hands.
Anonymous No.149728653
Anonymous No.149728667
>>149725572 (OP)
>vsbw shart
Anonymous No.149728671 >>149728715 >>149729070 >>149729073
>>149728606


It always makes me laugh when dragonkeks have their literal spiderman tier characters manhandling and grappling physical powerhouses like viltrumites or kryptonians in their hispanic fanart. Like stay back and ki blast nigga you are a ranged DPS glass cannon, they will fucking shred your fraud hill level ass in a fist fight
Anonymous No.149728679
Invinciblespics ruined these threads.
Anonymous No.149728711
Anonymous No.149728715 >>149728892 >>149729073
>>149728671
Do NOT bring my hero into this, he can overpower a train unlike SHITku.
Anonymous No.149728743 >>149728768 >>149728814
Who am I?
Hint: I'm STRONGER than shartku
Anonymous No.149728768
>>149728743
Thing from Fantastic Four...
Anonymous No.149728772
>>149728162
OmniKEKS...
Anonymous No.149728814
>>149728743
Rhino...
Anonymous No.149728818
>>149728206
You're just Pennywise with nuclear breath
Anonymous No.149728874
>>149728162
>Omniman damaged Kratos more in this clip than Asura did in the entire DB animation
Invinciblechads...I kneel
Anonymous No.149728892
>>149728715
this is such a beastly fucking page
Anonymous No.149728914
Alternate reality in which every Death Battle conclusion is flipped
Anonymous No.149728954 >>149729396
I want to be taught by Kratos because I never had a father figure in my life...
Anonymous No.149728984
Hope you kept my thread tidy while I was gone.
Anonymous No.149728987
>>149727551
It's indeed weird they decided to never animate another erotic babe after her. They even omitted her from the rematch poll. Maybe they find animating hot 3D chicks a hassle. Doesn't help Murrica is anti-beauty lately.
Anonymous No.149729019 >>149729025
Reimu's ass.
My face.
You do the math.
Anonymous No.149729025
>>149729019
Bejita...
Anonymous No.149729056
>>149727680
>people were mostly cheering for her to survive because they wanted to bang her.
As if her death in DB could stop the waifufags from wanting to sleep with her.
Anonymous No.149729070 >>149729121
>>149728671
Dragon ball super is not cannon shonenspic
Anonymous No.149729073 >>149729097
>>149728671
>>149728715
Ya'll trying way too hard with this bait.
Anonymous No.149729097 >>149729137 >>149729162
>>149729073
Ya seethe? Or just afraid...?
Anonymous No.149729113 >>149729146 >>149729167 >>149729195 >>149729196 >>149729226 >>149729493 >>149730093
Post our HERO, our GOD and our KING
Anonymous No.149729121
>>149729070
>cannon
Anonymous No.149729137 >>149729243
>>149729097
Easy,guy. I'm just saying your bait would sound more genuine if you ease up a little.
Anonymous No.149729146 >>149729173
>>149729113
Anonymous No.149729153 >>149729164 >>149729241 >>149733191
Anonymous No.149729162 >>149729266
>>149729097
If you put Kirkman and GRMM in a room and asked if Jaime Lannister could beat Mark, what would the result be
Anonymous No.149729163
>>149727511
She was pure sexo.
Anonymous No.149729164 >>149730358
>>149729153
Did he really eat his entire ass and cock too? Crazy work
Anonymous No.149729167 >>149729192 >>149730998
>>149729113
Anonymous No.149729173
>>149729146
Context: Superman was tired after giving Goku's booty cheek a super pounding for the 16th time that day.
Anonymous No.149729184
>>149725842
Moon punch but said moon was small island sized
Anonymous No.149729192
>>149729167
Anonymous No.149729195 >>149729923
>>149729113
Anonymous No.149729196
>>149729113
>Hero
Superman
>God
Godzilla
>King
Kratos obviously
Anonymous No.149729226 >>149729247 >>149729275 >>149729298
>>149729113
Anonymous No.149729241
>>149729153
Even KINGtos kneels
Anonymous No.149729243
>>149729137
So you don't know...
Anonymous No.149729247 >>149729512
>>149729226
More like cuck, jobber and sissy
Anonymous No.149729266 >>149729273 >>149729297 >>149731660
>>149729162
Robert Kirkman is 6'9'' and 450 pounds of rock hard muscle. What's GRRM gonna do?
Anonymous No.149729267 >>149729280 >>149729323 >>149729489 >>149729505 >>149729517 >>149729531
Powerful.
Anonymous No.149729271
I never bait. I genuinely believe everything I post.
Anonymous No.149729272
>>149727075
It needs a Lagann hen treatment so they could do what they had planned for the Chakravartin encounter with the bit about them transcending "our" reality and shit as they are beating the shit out of each other
Anonymous No.149729273
>>149729266
>Kirkman has to resort to beating up GRRM because he can't prove Mark beats Jaime
kwab
Anonymous No.149729275 >>149729318 >>149729512 >>149729512
>>149729226
He is the hero of my cock
Anonymous No.149729276
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Batman_Meets_Godzilla
Anonymous No.149729280
>>149729267
Shooty guy
Angry shooty guy
"who wins?" No.149729287
Shovel Knight vs Shantae.
who wins?
Anonymous No.149729297
>>149729266
sasuga KINGman
Anonymous No.149729298
>>149729226
hold on... Let me see Goku's butt again. I need to check something
Anonymous No.149729306 >>149730383
>>149728572
>they had him blow up her body to avoid any depravity
It also happened to Mikasa and Ryuko, but Bayo's death was the most painful and goriest among women.
Anonymous No.149729318
>>149729275
Krillin...
Anonymous No.149729323
>>149729267
>Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
SIR. FINISHING THIS FIGHT
Anonymous No.149729340 >>149729364
Robert Cuckman
Anonymous No.149729364
>>149729340
my understanding is that it's the cuckoo bird that puts its eggs in other nests, not other birds putting their eggs in the cuckoo nest
Anonymous No.149729396
>>149728954
Asurabro...
Anonymous No.149729420 >>149729459 >>149729484
Those Jin images made people bigmad
Anonymous No.149729459 >>149729484
>>149729420
shonenkeks were too fragile to accept KING Woo soloes their favorite verse with ease
Anonymous No.149729461 >>149729487
>>149728606
>Don't worry Goku, I'll save you from that medium-sized locomotive!
Anonymous No.149729484
>>149729459
>>149729420
Kek, true
Cuckino won
Anonymous No.149729487 >>149729731
>>149729461
Granzon could gape Mark's entire universe. Imagine being afraid of black holes.
Anonymous No.149729489
>>149729267
>Master Chief: The shining beacon of hope for humanity and the embodiment of BELIEVE there will be a better tomorrow after today.
>Doom Slayer: The raging fire of hatred and fury of humanity, no longer a man but a icon of bloodshed everyone, both humanity and its enemies, fear of because there is a reason the rage of Chimpanzees are part of human nature.
Anonymous No.149729493
>>149729113
>Hero
Goku
>God
Vishnu
>King
Asura
Anonymous No.149729498
>>149728206
ENTER!
Anonymous No.149729505 >>149729558
>>149729267
Master Chief is a green man that brings hope and Doom Slaya is a green man that brings rage
Anonymous No.149729512 >>149729762
>>149729247
>>149729275
>>149729275
Goku making all his downplayer mad horny for gay sex. Because he is secretly their HERO, their GOD and their KING
Anonymous No.149729517
>>149729267
>Master Chief
John 1:17
>Doom Slayer
Doomguy and Coldsteel potara fusion
Anonymous No.149729531
>>149729267
I like chief's game osts more than doomslayer's
Anonymous No.149729557
>>149726543
Underage.
Anonymous No.149729558 >>149729568
>>149729505
>MasterChief Allies: Woah, is that the Chief!? we will live after all!
>DoomSlayer allies: Oh fuck, is the Doom Slayer, get out of his way NOW!!!!!
Anonymous No.149729568
>>149729558
I liked that bit in Halo 3 where the injured marines feel elation and disbelief that a Spartan is there at all
Anonymous No.149729622 >>149729652 >>149729654
Who is a non-lazy written character like reality benders who is the strongest?
Anonymous No.149729652
>>149729622
The toongods Bugs Bunny and Popeye
Anonymous No.149729654
>>149729622
KINGtos
Anonymous No.149729731 >>149729787
>>149729487
Kirkman confirmed Nolan would've clogged that black hole like a toilet
Anonymous No.149729739
>black holes
Yummy!
Anonymous No.149729762
>>149729512
Powerscaling... has changed me...
I can no longer like the main character unless he is at LEAST universal and can punch through at least THREE outerversal layers. He has to be IMMUNE to SPACE, TIME and CONCEPTS and have at least 7 sardonic layers of reality > fiction. If they are HERO, I can no longer respect them. The WEAK should FEAR the STRONG, and any moment he is not murdering, killing and raping those weaker than him in his setting I think less-and-less of them. It is the DIVINE RIGHT of the strong to do as they please, and the weak must suffer what they must. When I watch anime... I no longer see HEROES of great feats... I see FRAUDS, SISSIES and FEMBOYS. I can no longer see any of them as "men", all of them rife, fertile soil for NON-FRAUDULENT KOREAN POWERFANTASY or WESTBVLL comicGOLD seed. They are immediately TRANSFIGURED into a woman when I look at them, much to my confusion when people accuse me of having "homosexual fantasies" when I discuss how I would love to rape them.
Anonymous No.149729764
>>149726826
Damn and even they can post Asura destroying a mountain....
Anonymous No.149729787
>>149729731
Please don't say t*ilet... it gives me PTSD when you say that... Asurajeet btw
Anonymous No.149729794 >>149729817 >>149730494
>>149725994
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sung_Jin-Woo_(Novel)#Epilogue
Anonymous No.149729806 >>149729846 >>149729854 >>149729919
>>149726743
>>149726815
>still falling for shitposts
I have no idea who's more retarded, the people that constantly fill the thread with the same bait for months or the people that constantly fall for the same bait for months
Anonymous No.149729812
>>149728275
>Godzilla is protected by his contract
Bruce banner had an stroke last day so his IQ was reduced to "only" 500, instead of five sextillions.
Anonymous No.149729817
>>149729794
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cid_Kagenou
Damn, actually a pretty even fight
Anonymous No.149729846
>>149729806
I'm partly shitposting. Kratos gapes Asura
Anonymous No.149729854
>>149729806
if the fish keep biting the bait why change it?
Anonymous No.149729873 >>149729893 >>149729905 >>149729909 >>149729967 >>149730046 >>149730654 >>149730670
Whatโ€™s strongest eye power?
Anonymous No.149729893
>>149729873
Anonymous No.149729905 >>149729916
>>149729873
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Eyes_of_Death_Perception
This one
Anonymous No.149729909
>>149729873
The Emperor Eye!!!
Anonymous No.149729916
>>149729905
>has stronger haxes than the sun
>quite literally his entire cosmology has an stroke and dies
That was easy...Shitki can't kill servants, btw.
Anonymous No.149729919
>>149729806
Itโ€™s part taking the bait because why not and doing so because itโ€™s funny. Thatโ€™s practically all this place is, shitposting central. Sure you can do the sensible thing and ignore it, or you can just bait back.
Anonymous No.149729923 >>149729949 >>149729973
>>149729195
Anonymous No.149729949 >>149729975
>>149729923
>Ash after one shotting all of Yugi's monsters and realizing how weak he is
Anonymous No.149729967
>>149729873
Composite Hand vs Composite Eye when?!
Anonymous No.149729973 >>149729987
>>149729923
>Ash after I suck his dick
Anonymous No.149729975 >>149730609
>>149729949
A-Ash recall me before Yugi plays Dark Ho-ACK!
Anonymous No.149729983
Anonymous No.149729987
>>149729973
Pikachu...
Anonymous No.149730003 >>149730026
>CUZ I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
>WELL I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
Anonymous No.149730016
Gojosisters...
Anonymous No.149730025
Anonymous No.149730026 >>149730035
>>149730003
that's too much mass for Supes... cornfed farmboys don't look like that
Anonymous No.149730035
>>149730026
femboy?
Anonymous No.149730046
>>149729873
Cosmic Armor Superman's metafictional heat vision
Anonymous No.149730063 >>149730077
>>149726768
>Kratos lacking the equivalent of his mantra engine should be compared to Asura with his mantra engine.
I find this argument funny because all Asuraโ€™s Mantra Reactor did was essentially give him increased storage space for his wrath. Kratos is all about controlling his rage and using it in sustained bursts so even if Kratos gets an equivalent of the Mantra Reactor, none of his games show anything that he could get much benefit out of that nor would he try to ever generate as much rage as the literal Demigod of Wrath. Itโ€™s an entire plot point in Asuraโ€™s Wrath that Asura can generate so much wrath to the point of briefly rivaling over trillions worth of souls/mantra despite being dead for 12500+ years, but his body canโ€™t handle that much power without burning out, which was why Yasha gifted him the Reactor.
Anonymous No.149730068 >>149730126
Ash vs Yugi is going to be the indisputed KING of the year, isn't it? I don't think any of the other confirmed matchups have gotten as much discussion and hype before happening.
Anonymous No.149730077
>>149730063
Kratos is powerful enough to uproot outerversal trees if he gets really angry.
Anonymous No.149730088 >>149730095 >>149730116 >>149730129
Anonymous No.149730093
>>149729113
Anonymous No.149730095 >>149730108
>>149730088
Kek, my hero is such a weak cvck.
Anonymous No.149730108
>>149730095
>Bejita out of nowhere
Anonymous No.149730116 >>149730132
>>149730088
Nolan would kill the cuck on the left and have both Chichi and Lois servicing him.
Anonymous No.149730126
>>149730068
I mean it was kyle vs simon but the upcoming ones are that or gru vs megamind
Anonymous No.149730129
>>149730088
happpppyyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous No.149730132 >>149730197 >>149730199
>>149730116
This
Anonymous No.149730156
Omni-Man would lose to Bart Simpson with a chain of megaphones
Anonymous No.149730158 >>149730196
>is the ismahawk episode in your path
Anonymous No.149730185 >>149730252
Anonymous No.149730196
>>149730158
Main character Blade or side character Blade?
Anonymous No.149730197 >>149730234 >>149730273
>>149730132
Accurate, the creator confrimed that the average Viltrumite can beat Superman. A weaker version of Mark beat Spawn mutiple times.
Anonymous No.149730199
>>149730132
GET AWAY FROM HIM OMNIMAN AND FIGHT A BETTER MAN
Anonymous No.149730205 >>149730334
>>149726291
Anyone that takes them seriously has an agenda they are maintaining. Agendaposting is such annoying shit, but it is what we're stuck with in the current 'meta' of the community.
The way I see it is that Death Battle is basically an opinion piece/persuasive essay with flair attached to it in the form of an animation. Its main rhetorical strategy is relying on 'Appeal to Authority'-adjacent fallacies whereupon they cite partial mathematical and scientific formulae and analysis to justify whatever position they have already arrived at.
This era of discussion is one where community consensus is to wank characters as hard as possible and invent neologisms whenever current vernacular fails. In addition to this, a common strategy is to overwhelm those against your argument by flooding the data as much as possible.
Anonymous No.149730234 >>149730288
>>149730197
Kirkman doesn't speak for Superman lmao. All this does is prove he's a petty sack of shit and Invincible is his attempt at one-upping Superman. It's pathetic.
Anonymous No.149730252 >>149730271 >>149730309 >>149730365
>>149730185
>Huff... Huff... Omni-Man, did you get him?
>Yeah... Huff... I did, Abe. I killed the Beyonder... We soloed...
>Marvel and DC...
>Omni-Man... We did alright for a couple of brickchads...
>.... I STEPPED IN... TO AN AVALANCHE
>... IT COVERED UP... MY SOUL...
Anonymous No.149730271
>>149730252
Sounds like the sort of pathetic fanfiction wank Kirkman would write.
Anonymous No.149730273
>>149730197
You can't argue with Word of God
Anonymous No.149730288 >>149730292
>>149730234
I think Kirkman knows his own characters babyjack
Anonymous No.149730292 >>149730319 >>149730402
>>149730288
Superman is Kirkman's character?
Anonymous No.149730294 >>149730380
>>149728162
It is wild that this animation had better choreography than both Omnidock and Kratosura. Shows that quality of models and voice actors are more supplementary.
Anonymous No.149730309
>>149730252
Sounds like the sort of canon WOG kino Kirkman would write.
Anonymous No.149730319
>>149730292
Superman is in all of us. Except for Koslov, he's the one inside of Superman
Anonymous No.149730334 >>149730417
>>149730205
Or it's an entertainment show and if they can find an excuse to put in really big numbers they will?

I doubt DB is actually trying to convince anyone of anything considering how absolutely retarded and disengenious their "argumentation" is when you look at it from the perspective of them trying to persuade you towards something rather than that of a entertainers.
Anonymous No.149730358
>>149729164
Not just that, but it also means he ate his entrails, drank his stomach acid, devoured his ligaments and tendons, and slurped up all his blood. Left the marrow alone though.
Anonymous No.149730365
>>149730252
Please tell me this didnโ€™t tug at my heartstrings. Kirkman is a masterful writer
Anonymous No.149730380 >>149730438
>>149730294
The choreography is lame being better than Kratosura is a low bar to clear that fight was absolute ass.
Anonymous No.149730383
>>149729306
Ryuko's death had jiggle physics too.
Anonymous No.149730402
>>149730292
Superman becomes public domain in 2033 so it's only a matter of time
Anonymous No.149730408 >>149730419 >>149730432 >>149730452 >>149730531
Why does Kirkman hate Superman, anyway?
Anonymous No.149730417 >>149730487
>>149730334
Well yeah it is entertainment, but it takes the form of a persuasive essay. That being said, I am certain they do believe a lot of their own conclusions. Or at the very least do so to enough of a degree to form a community that does.
Anonymous No.149730419
>>149730408
He knows his edgy fanfiction will never reach the same level of popularity as Superman.
Anonymous No.149730422 >>149730424
>>149725727
>>149725686
Both of them job to Chadeye
Anonymous No.149730424 >>149730486
>>149730422
โ€ฆthe TRANS wo-man
Anonymous No.149730432 >>149730447
>>149730408
He's a edgelord who doesn't like symbols of HOPE like Superman, so he tries to "deconstruct" them with shitty writing like Garth Ennis.
Anonymous No.149730438
>>149730380
Yeah okay fair. I just liked that there was battle damage that wasn't instantly catastrophic so the fight would actually look like it had some degree of progression instead of instantly one character dies.
Anonymous No.149730447
>>149730432
but Garth Ennis likes Superman
Anonymous No.149730452 >>149730496 >>149730844 >>149730894
>>149730408
>Ottley: I've already drawn that. Invincible *DEMOLISHES* Superman. And fans HATE it.
>Kirman: I think Superman might be able to defeat Invincible just with the sheer boredom that that character causes...
Anonymous No.149730469
>>149725686
>Beyond-Beyond dimensions
Anonymous No.149730486 >>149730525
>>149730424
>Popeye, I'm sorry for mocking you for wearing women's clothes.
>No wait! Please forgive meeeeee, AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149730487 >>149730543 >>149730633 >>149730701
>>149730417
Mhm. Though their prerogative being to "wank" the characters when they usually massively downplay them in order to make it more normie digestible, since actual honest/better argued power scaling would be incompatible with their format of entertainment.

The only instance I can think of that is genuine wank beyond where a character's abilities should be was with Omni-man vs Bardock. When it comes to blatant downplay, it would take about 20mins to look at and list them all so I won't.
Anonymous No.149730493
>>149726432
Justin Bieber got diddled by Diddy
Anonymous No.149730494 >>149730521 >>149730522
>>149729794
>island level
people were wanking this guy?
Anonymous No.149730496
>>149730452
what a sad little cunt he is
Anonymous No.149730521
>>149730494
outerversal island. it's as big as the planes from god of war.
Anonymous No.149730522 >>149730690
>>149730494
He is just some powerfantasy gookshit that never destroys more than an island, but through flowerly language and statement faggotry (that you're supposed to take at face value obviously) he is some 11 dimensional outerverse-nuking demigod edgelord who gets mad pussy and is literally me fr.
Anonymous No.149730525 >>149730632 >>149730643
>>149730486
>
Anonymous No.149730531 >>149730634
>>149730408
I don't think he necessarily hates Superman (nor does Ottley for that matter), but he's very much a drinker of his own koolaid. You have to consider that the time period was right before everyone tried to do their own evil Superman concept.
At that time he was trying to be subversive of the notion of a superhero in a modern society. So thereby it was more an exploration of the concept rather than made out of ire for the characters.
I think it is more so that his shit-stirring nature pushes him to use media moments to say something provocative and keep people talking about his works.
Anonymous No.149730543 >>149730633
>>149730487
Accidentally deleted part a sentence "though their perogative to wank the characters, I disagree with."

Woops
Anonymous No.149730562
>>149728206
E=MC2+AI
Anonymous No.149730609 >>149730618
>>149729975
>...oh wait, I'm not a card game monster, so i'm still perfectly fine
Anonymous No.149730618
>>149730609
What if it's early manga Yugi and he starts a death game?
Anonymous No.149730623 >>149730650 >>149730665
Anonymous No.149730632
>>149730525
Kwac
Anonymous No.149730633 >>149730729 >>149731015
>>149730487
>>149730543
I see what you're saying, but let me raise you No Limits Man and Kratos.
My stance has evolved over the years, I think that the hyperfocus on extracting the 'best' feats has led to how things are now where people are arguing over interpretations of the highest feats of characters only.
What would be more true to the fictions would be a holistic approach that considers the types of fiction being analyzed. Like most fiction isn't built in a manner that is serially escalating, but instead self contained escalation that effectively 'resets' at the end of an arc.
Anonymous No.149730634 >>149730671
>>149730531
He's just a Gen X who doesn't like whitemeat babyfaced superheroes. The other anon is just bitching that Kirkman thinks Superman is boring
Anonymous No.149730643
>>149730525
>Meanwhile, in reality
Anonymous No.149730650
>>149730623
Spongebob would kill Goku, lets be real.
Anonymous No.149730654
>>149729873
gay
Anonymous No.149730658
>>149728206
1+1+4-3= 2
Anonymous No.149730665
>>149730623
Canon SpongeBob jobs to Goku's might.
Anonymous No.149730670 >>149730699
>>149729873
It's shit like this that makes anime gay as fuck
Anonymous No.149730671 >>149730715
>>149730634
I have to admit that I find Kirkman frustrating. His setting feels undercooked in spite of the amount of media and spinoffs that exist for Invincible. Lots of the characters exist merely as means to an end instead of being fully fleshed out.
Anonymous No.149730686 >>149730804
Anonymous No.149730690
>>149730522
>through flowerly language and statement faggotry (that you're supposed to take at face value obviously)
the best part is that it's not even that, the statement/verse scaling is that non magical planets can be easily destroyed by high tier beings called Monarchs and Jin-woo scales to/above them. The reason people think he's untouchable is just hax like mind manipulation and small pocket dimension bfr.
Anonymous No.149730699 >>149730718 >>149730721 >>149730807
>>149730670
Meanwhile capeshit
Anonymous No.149730701 >>149730824 >>149731102
>>149730487
There have been plenty of instances of genuine wank: Kratos, Asura, Jonathan Joestar, Shao Khan, DIO, and Jinx off the top of my head.
Anonymous No.149730715
>>149730671
I feel that way about the Immortal specifically. Cool character concept, cool look, but not only is he underused and underpowered, the few times he does something he comes off like a damn clown
Anonymous No.149730718 >>149730736 >>149730790 >>149730816 >>149730833
>>149730699
The difference between capeshit and tranime is that capeshit has their authors force in woke transbullshit through government funded, incentivized and legally enforced flowdown much to the dissatisfaction to the fanbase, whereas with anime, the fanbase itself is filled with crossdressing faggots, anime filter troons and just lots, and lots of sissy faggot cuckolds.
Anonymous No.149730721 >>149730754 >>149731015
>>149730699
how long before these "heroes" start grooming kids and we just full-circle into The Boys
Anonymous No.149730729 >>149730979 >>149731102 >>149731526
>>149730633
I assume No Limits Man is Superman? Yeah his abilities are actually consistent with his portrayal as the strongest hero on Earth, if not again downplayed because higher end DC Cosmology jargon is not fun to talk about, hence why Kyle didn't get that flavor of sauce as well.

As for Kratos? As much as you can indeed clown on Gameplay vs Lore in his DB, within the eyes of both normies and powerscalers alike, his portrayal and power level as a multiversal powerhouse is consistent and somewhat well supported in their eyes.
Anonymous No.149730735
>>149728206
https://youtube.com/watch?v=koMcl3IO2e0&pp=ygULQUxBUFUgVVBBTEE%3D
Its all in the song from the future
Anonymous No.149730736 >>149730762
>>149730718
melty
Anonymous No.149730754 >>149730769
>>149730721
batman, as usual ahead of everyone, has been doing that for decades
Anonymous No.149730762 >>149731357
>>149730736
>Sir? Your sample size?
Anonymous No.149730769
>>149730754
Batman doesn't have sex except for that one time and Damien was the result, so Batman doesn't want to have sex ever again
Anonymous No.149730771 >>149730793
Anonymous No.149730790 >>149730805
>>149730718
>my fagshit is better than your fagshit
Anonymous No.149730793
>>149730771
Rising above racism is takes 1-A tier strength btw
Anonymous No.149730804 >>149730815 >>149730835
>>149730686
Who should Steve fight? Terriarian? Jonesy? Emmet? Roblox Noob?
Anonymous No.149730805
>>149730790
>I don't like this fagshit being forced in my comics
>UwU I love fagshit, I'm literally a girl btw <3 UwU
Anonymous No.149730807 >>149730814
>>149730699
Rachel and Gwen are fags?
Anonymous No.149730814
>>149730807
Yes. Gwen has a dick
Anonymous No.149730815
>>149730804
Terrarian, 100%
Anonymous No.149730816
>>149730718
TRVTH NVKE
Look at the tr/a/nimes MALD over this post LMAO
Anonymous No.149730817
Anonymous No.149730824 >>149730886
>>149730701
>Kratos and Asura
I will never fucking understand them wanking Asura when the guy is just a featsman whoโ€™s multi-galaxy to universal with exponential growth. Literally all his shit is shown on screen with little to no statements and fluff to go niggaversal with him. You donโ€™t even need to scale him past planet level to beat actual Kratos but since they used โ€œlore Kratosโ€, Asura had to get dragged into their retardation to make their Kratos wank seem less insane.
Anonymous No.149730833
>>149730718
weeb "men" should be forced onto HRT in the unlikely scenario they aren't already.
Anonymous No.149730835 >>149730856
>>149730804
Banjo & Kazooie
Anonymous No.149730843 >>149730859
It's spic hours alright
Anonymous No.149730844
>>149730452
Because why show our character being stronger than Superman when we can just say that he is? Why show Kratos being stronger than Asura when we can cherry-pick statements and use the most ridiculous interpretations to vaguely imply that he might be? It's the same basic concept
Anonymous No.149730847
Who should Anon fight?
Anonymous No.149730856 >>149730874
>>149730835
Banjo & Kazooie are for Yooka & Laylee.
Anonymous No.149730859
>>149730843
It's spic hour 24/7
Anonymous No.149730873
>>149728162
looks better than SHIT battle
Anonymous No.149730874
>>149730856
Who?
Anonymous No.149730886 >>149730972
>>149730824
Despite all his power, Asura failed at one thing: making his game good
Anonymous No.149730894
>>149730452
>dysgenic jewish cuckolds are 'chad'
Fuck off, Kirkman.
Anonymous No.149730911 >>149730922 >>149730939 >>149730948
You guys know you can just, skip the pride specials, right? Just because These comics arenโ€™t specifically made for you doesnโ€™t mean others arenโ€™t.
Anonymous No.149730922 >>149730948
>>149730911
Anonymous No.149730934 >>149730956 >>149731079
ZAMN, /a/BVLLS look like THAT!?!?!
Anonymous No.149730937 >>149730962 >>149730965 >>149730988 >>149731097
Nolan? Doesn't have a fag son
Superman and Goku? Have fag sons.
Is there anything Omni-CHAD doesn't do better than those cuckolds?
Anonymous No.149730939 >>149730978
>>149730911
How about instead of all that bitch shit you just whined out, comic writers simply DON'T waste time effort resources and money to create wildly OOC "pride specials"?
Anonymous No.149730948
>>149730911
*Others are
Guh Iโ€™m tired.
>>149730922
Very cute of his parents supporting him being bi.
Anonymous No.149730956 >>149731019
>>149730934
I look like this, gokubro btw
Anonymous No.149730962
>>149730937
Technically movies. How would you write an Omni-man movie
Anonymous No.149730965
>>149730937
Didn't Nolan get canonically cucked?
Anonymous No.149730972
>>149730886
Pretty sure everyone knows his game is just an interactive anime. Itโ€™s just Crapcom being Crapcom.
Anonymous No.149730978 >>149731003 >>149731109
>>149730939
But anon for a good chunk of the characters in it it IS in character. No amount of you personally disliking it will change that. Just read a different issue of the character or wait till the post special issues come out. Your literally looking for reasons to be mad.
Anonymous No.149730979
>>149730729
You're serious with this bullshit, right?
If you're looking at a character's high end and only using them at their absolute bestin fact , then you are ignoring their "consistent" portrayal.

Superman has "limits" he only has no limits when you ignore them. Just like how anyone is unbeatable when you ignore all their L .
Kratos can't even break a mountain and the developers have repeatedly insisted that there are no multiverses in Gow's setting. Their interpret is straight up dishonest.
Anonymous No.149730988
>>149730937
Post Gohan or Goten having their child aborted.
Post Gohan being emasculated and cucked in front of Pan without doing anything about it.
Anonymous No.149730998
>>149729167
Just a crumb for Barbatos!
Anonymous No.149731003 >>149731057
>>149730978
Nice bullshit, bitch, unfortunately for you most people who hate this shit DID read comics and find this nonsense to be exactly that. Stop trying to defend subversion for (You)s on 4chan.
Anonymous No.149731015 >>149731562
>>149730721
according to some they always were
>>149730633
>I think that the hyperfocus on extracting the 'best' feats has led to how things are now where people are arguing over interpretations of the highest feats of characters only.
>no limits man
they don't even come close to doing this with superman, what anti-feat people don't get (other than he does have training arcs so an anti-feat from 1992 wouldn't contradict a feat from 2004) is that the low-multiversal, could damage 5D beings with enough sundips version is the considerate midball version of scaling. Superman once crashed through soulfire darkseid (darkseid amped with a cache of souls taken by the presence), he overpowers Lobo who can fight and kills teams of gods in the godsphere, he once destroyed Lady Blaze's domain in hell and it was so strong Raven felt it on Earth and said it was something she thought only Trigon could do, he once flew through the phantom stranger and stranger said the physical attack could affect his metaphysical form and realized superman is a supernatural epicenter of belief similar to deities in DC. The thing people gotta realize is that you guys haven't even seen people wank superman, you're seeing them try to low or midball superman.
Anonymous No.149731019
>>149730956
Can I tap?
Anonymous No.149731036
>>149728450
Joker vs Green Goblin
Anonymous No.149731041 >>149731054 >>149731073 >>149731234
Composite Marvel vs Composite DC
Who wins the LGBTQIA2SP+++++-off?
Anonymous No.149731046 >>149731067 >>149731075 >>149731100 >>149731717
Anonymous No.149731054
>>149731041
>Who wins the LGBTQIA2SP+++++-off?
That would be Anon No.149731041 a.k.a. (You)
Anonymous No.149731057 >>149731087
>>149731003
I just donโ€™t get why you get worked up over something you can easily just ignore.
Anonymous No.149731067
>>149731046
delete this picture of me
Anonymous No.149731071 >>149731082
Gay sex..
Anonymous No.149731073
>>149731041
I'm surprised they haven't made Dick "bisexual" by now. Something like a throwaway line about him experimenting
Anonymous No.149731075
>>149731046
Tr/a/nime sissies do this when they see Viltrumites BVLLS
Anonymous No.149731076 >>149731198 >>149731234
This is my hero.
Anonymous No.149731079
>>149730934
Would. Not even kidding.
Anonymous No.149731082
>>149731071
it isn't gay if it's with /a/ """"males""""
Anonymous No.149731087 >>149731277
>>149731057
I'm going to continue shitting on it rather than just letting it slide like some thought-adverse NPC. You have my permission to suck my cock, but only if you have XX chromosomes otherwise GTFO
Anonymous No.149731097
>>149730937
>Invincible
>not a fag or cuckold
Non-reader identified.
Anonymous No.149731099 >>149731108 >>149731143
Why is yaoi a thing in manga again?
Anonymous No.149731100
>>149731046
>when the CapeCHAD no diffs your verse and is about to fuck you and your wife
Anonymous No.149731102 >>149731338
>>149730701
Lets go through them

>Kratos
read my other thing here
>>149730729

>Asura
He's a pure feats merchant through and through, even if his highest level of power requires at least a little bit of logical extrapolation and context clues
>Jonathan Joestar
his DB portrayal was just fine in terms of power
>Shaoh Khan
His portrayal was fine enough if not a fair bit of downplay, plus it was a REALLY old DB.
>DIO
I think this one does indeed border on geniune wank with how generous they are with his, plus Alucard got hit with the downplay hammer big time. I'll agree
>Jinx
I'll be real, I forgot this DB existed kek. But yeah Jinx got some sloppy toppy on Fishbones.


But yeah There are probably other instances of agenda-fueled wank somewhere in thier catalogue, but its far, FAR less than their chronic case of downplaying everyone.
Anonymous No.149731108 >>149731161 >>149731245
>>149731099
Why is Superman's son a pipe smoking fag who wishes he was in a yaoi manga?
Anonymous No.149731109 >>149731118 >>149731222
>>149730978
Are you trying to sound like a faggot, or is it natty?
Anonymous No.149731118 >>149731222
>>149731109
given his responses, willing to bet it's full natty
Anonymous No.149731127 >>149731167 >>149731200
Anime is so gay
Anonymous No.149731134 >>149731157
Might be a little early but KINGtos won this thread
Anonymous No.149731143
>>149731099
Large audience of cat ladies who get off on that sort of thing
Anonymous No.149731145 >>149731163
There is nothing going on inside my head.
Anonymous No.149731157
>>149731134
Corroborated with independent assessors, KINGtos did indeed win this thread.
Anonymous No.149731161 >>149731177
>>149731108
Read what you just wrote and realize why it speaks to you.
Anonymous No.149731163
>>149731145
DC and/or Marvel comics writer....
Anonymous No.149731167
>>149731127
Charles WOULD do this as a prank
Anonymous No.149731177 >>149731212
>>149731161
Answer the question DCuck, I'm sure the origin of his faggotry is in one of your many pride issues.
Anonymous No.149731198
>>149731076
To be fair I think anyone not carrying any form of self defense in Gotham would be pretty stupid.
Anonymous No.149731200 >>149731234
>>149731127
Meanwhile, an actual panel from an official DC comic
Anonymous No.149731212
>>149731177
You had it the first time - he wishes he was transga, uses all those tropes to attract your gaze, faggot. Jon Kent is meant for the tr/a/nimes - (You).
Anonymous No.149731222 >>149731253
>>149731109
>>149731118
I mean, Iโ€™m pretty straight if my dick is to be believed, I just feel like you guys getting worked up over the pride issues is a nothing burger filed by something or other. Bigotry, in the closet, pick your poison.
Anonymous No.149731234 >>149731243 >>149731249 >>149731268
>>149731200
>>149731076
>>149731041
>we want the tranime crowd
Anonymous No.149731243
>faggot is immediately compelled to talk about his dick
wtf
>>149731234
makes sense
Anonymous No.149731245
>>149731108
>Dodging the question
Yaoi existed before Jon
Anonymous No.149731246 >>149731259 >>149731292
>>149725572 (OP)
Its kind of funny having people pretend Dragon Ball characters are jobbers. But the joke is getting old nowadays.
Anonymous No.149731248 >>149731264 >>149731281 >>149731374
>Blatant anti LGBTQ+ sentiment in this thread
BY THE GODS YOU WILL BECOME BETTER MEN OR ELSE
Anonymous No.149731249 >>149731317
>>149731234
What does anime have to do with this? They're chasing the western audience.
Anonymous No.149731253 >>149731277
>>149731222
I mean, you just sound like you suck cocks and take cocks up your ass.
Anonymous No.149731259 >>149731287
>>149731246
But they are jobber sissies ComicBVLLS cuck?
Anonymous No.149731264
>>149731248
Western media, I kneel.
Anonymous No.149731268
>>149731234
This. It's always been this.
Anonymous No.149731277
>>149731253
I mean, some people do say i give off that impression so, who knows.
>>149731087
Can you at least explain why you dislike it beyond
>its faggotry and I donโ€™t like it
Anonymous No.149731281
>>149731248
fitting as Kratos's power scaling comes from A FUCKING COOKBOOK
Anonymous No.149731287
>>149731259
ESL spicpost
Anonymous No.149731292
>>149731246
You gonna cry, fagon fag sissy?
Anonymous No.149731311 >>149731492
>>149725572 (OP)
Anonymous No.149731313
Anonymous No.149731317 >>149731331 >>149731336 >>149731343 >>149731512
>>149731249
Until BLUMPF took office there were literally government issued, taxpayer funded incentives to shove as much trans and wokeshit into their comics as humanly possible, since Superman was always a pseudo-american heroic epic/national propaganda like Aeneas or Odysseus and will always follow the latest moral faggotry.

We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.
Anonymous No.149731331
>>149731317
Superman is literally a Jewish power fantasy. He'd never do that.
Anonymous No.149731336 >>149731346 >>149731353
>>149731317
>We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.
And this isnโ€™t based becauseโ€ฆ?
Anonymous No.149731338
>>149731102
Most people considered Asura to be multi-galaxy to universal while Death Battle just made him 91k times universal, Jonathan and Shao were mostly wanked in terms of speed, with Jonathan being scaled to people he never fought and Shao Khan being scaled to a laser nobody dodged.
That said, I agree with the premise of DB downplaying characters for the most part, at least compared to the absolute brainrot of the general vs community on youtube, vsbw and the like. That was one of the most common complaints about old DB, and it's probably why they're course correcting so hard and giving most series exponentially higher stats.
Anonymous No.149731343 >>149731353
>>149731317
>We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.
I would become an unironic Superman fanboy if he did this. Even fuckin' Lex would clap for him.
Anonymous No.149731346 >>149731362
>>149731336
>isn't based
Where did you get that
Anonymous No.149731353 >>149731369
>>149731336
>>149731343
insha'allah
Anonymous No.149731357
>>149730762
KWATB
Anonymous No.149731362
>>149731346
Well given how you were framing it in a negative light alongside the Gay comics I assumed you disliked that too.
Anonymous No.149731369
>>149731353
>Superman and his son become gay pride icons by Jewish means
>Superman returns the favor by turning Tel Aviv into a nuclear wasteland icon
I'm down to clown with this timeline.
Anonymous No.149731374 >>149731388 >>149731402
>>149731248
HOLY BASED!
We must be better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
Anonymous No.149731388
>>149731374
This but unironically.
Anonymous No.149731395 >>149731412 >>149731413
FU!
Anonymous No.149731402
>>149731374
>neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them.
Sooooo, what this site does?
Anonymous No.149731406 >>149731421 >>149731436 >>149731467
If you walking alone in the woods, would you rather choose the better man or a bear?
Anonymous No.149731412
>>149731395
ARK!
Anonymous No.149731413
>>149731395
what board is /fu/?
t. 2025 spring oldfag
Anonymous No.149731421
>>149731406
Better man because heโ€™s not a schizophrenic incel like the nut jobs online that fantasize about the bear mauling people they donโ€™t like.
Anonymous No.149731436 >>149731523
>>149731406
what does being a "better" man actually entail? it clearly doesn't work for Kratos since there's no coming back from killing your wife and child
Anonymous No.149731467
>>149731406
I be the bear, you be the better man.
Anonymous No.149731479
KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS
Anonymous No.149731492 >>149731508
>>149731311
Picture: Superman getting midly hard preparing to rape Goku's bitch ass. Goku getting midly hard in anticipation.
Anonymous No.149731508
>>149731492
you know that if you actually consume your life with gay thoughts you just straight up become gay right
you're literally going to suck cock within 30 days from now and go "huh, that anon was right, I shouldn't have posted about homosexual fantasies nonstop on /dbg/"
Anonymous No.149731512 >>149731602 >>149731652
>>149731317
>pseudo-american heroic epic/national propaganda like Aeneas or Odysseus
Goku getting raped by Superman was grander in scope than death battle. It was an allegory for the West's utter Triumph over weebshit. Their modern manga copy capeshit. We have troops stationed in their country. We pushed anime/manga as a culturally tuned version of our own comics on them post WW2 to make their culture weaker, more effeminate and sissyfy the men, and it worked. Our economy and military is stronger than them. Their birth rates are crumbling. The WestBVLL won.
Anonymous No.149731523 >>149731534 >>149731565
>>149731436
It means hiding in the woods for centuries instead of helping the people who lives you ruined. And having your dickriding fanboys treat you like Superman because of it.
Anonymous No.149731526
>>149730729
I just don't find that an accurate depiction of those characters. I also find that cosmological jargon make the settings feel smaller rather than larger.
I also don't believe that normies really believe it either for Kratos. During Greektos, you got more memes of Kratos being this bad ass that beats all other video game protags, but that sort of behavior has fallen off over the years. Not even Kratos' own creative team for his games believe he is this world endingly strong being.
Anonymous No.149731534 >>149731552 >>149731565 >>149731591
>>149731523
the gayreeks were basically swept away by the Romans so Kratos didn't just let his family die but his entire civilization as well
Anonymous No.149731552 >>149731579
>>149731534
Given how horrible the country is post Kratos who even wants it
Anonymous No.149731562
>>149731015
I am not arguing against him having done these things canonically, but at the same time those are always happening at the apexes of his events. Outside of that, his usual stories range from terrestrial to solar system in scale.
Anonymous No.149731565 >>149731579 >>149731644
>>149731523
>>149731534
I mean, realistically what could he do beyond give them hope survive and eventually be reborn into the Romans? Itโ€™s not like heโ€™s your traditional hero and knows how to help restart civilization.
Anonymous No.149731579
>>149731552
>>149731565
"We must be BETTER MEN!"
>runs from his responsibilities as a father and god
>hides in the wilderness
>carries outerversal crystals as he runs away from his past at boundless speed
Anonymous No.149731591
>>149731534
What's even worse is that he only stopped the local gods because they litrally came knocking on his doorstep he literally could not give a rat's ass about the suffering of the people around him until it directly affected him. Somehow this completely redeems him and he's now a better man and a symbol of hope akin to Superman.
Anonymous No.149731602
>>149731512
WMAF stonks are soaring
Anonymous No.149731639
>>149728435
โ€ฆ laundry while they laugh at him for having no good movies.
Anonymous No.149731643 >>149731667 >>149731682
>"Goku getting raped by Supe-"
>"ะงั‚o cะปyั‡ะธะปocัŒ, cyั‡ะบa? Oะฟัั‚ัŒ ะฟั‹ั‚aeัˆัŒcั ะฝaั…aะผะธั‚ัŒ?"
>"AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO PLEASE COLONEL KOSLOV I PROMISE I WILL BEHAVE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE FAGGOT THAT I AM NO NO AAAAA- *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK*"
Anonymous No.149731644 >>149731678
>>149731565
>I mean, realistically what could he do

Something!! he could have done Something!! How about build a damn the deal with the flooding ? Or care for the sick people dying at his feet. that would have been better than literally nothing and running away.
Anonymous No.149731652 >>149731679
>>149731512
This, Even Kratos vs Asura is an example of this. The east only gets pity wins like Simon and Deku
Anonymous No.149731660
>>149729266
GURM SITS on Kirkman and FLATTENS him with his lard.
Anonymous No.149731667
>>149731643
Based.
Anonymous No.149731678 >>149731744
>>149731644
you try building a damn and caring for the sick while having a big hole in your chest
Anonymous No.149731679 >>149731699
>>149731652
Simon's statement wanking puts him at tiers he would absoLUTELY get destroyed in by the actual gigganiggaversals he's supposed to scale to
Anonymous No.149731682 >>149731693
>>149731643
Jin woo won this thread
Anonymous No.149731693
>>149731682
โ€ฆin the jobbing to a bag of vomit competition
Anonymous No.149731699
>>149731679
Anime and eastern shit literally one win by mismatching weight classes.
Anonymous No.149731706
>>149731686
>>149731686
Migrate.
Anonymous No.149731717 >>149731738
>>149731046
>When the CapeKEK gets nodiffed by your verse and offers you all his women
Anonymous No.149731738
>>149731717
...which has never happened ever.
Anonymous No.149731744
>>149731678
In the serveral centuries that past he could have done Something. You're just being stupid.
Anonymous No.149731920 >>149733227
So now that the dust has finally settled down, how important is this feat from wally west?
Anonymous No.149733191
>>149729153
Thats really fucked up.
Anonymous No.149733227
>>149731920