BEAST!

Danny CHADton solos Ben and Aang's universes

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

When can we expect GODzilla's preview?

Last thread was perverse. Let's keep the cuckoldry and homosexuality to a minimum this thread.

>>149725656
When Ghidorah takes out his dick from his ass

>>149725572 (OP)
Post my page.

Solos your favorite character, his verse and then his bitch.

KINGtos

>>149725686
Post a single thing he could do against Shadow

>>149725686
FVARK he has INFINITE SPEED through passing through 8d multivereses and is IMMUNE to TIME, SPACE AND FATE whatever that means!

>>149725710
rape him

>>149725686
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Son_Goku_(Xeno)
I'll take you on

>>149725710
He'd just turn him into a girl and fuck him, easy.

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149725572 (OP)
Book this fight

>>149725686
>weaker then a bag of vomit

>>149725813
You don't get it, he's boundless+ with statements

What's donkey kong's biggest feat?

>>149725829
Kingtos is more boundless

>>149725727
I kneel..

>>149725789
Teach me Jobbincible bros! How can I hear someone say that anyone in Invincible is anywhere close to planetary or above it without bursting out into gut-wrenching, knee-slapping, table-slapping, tears-streaming-down-the-face, wheezing laughter for hours?

>>149725829
…and he still jobs to the bad of vomit

>>149725842
Punching a moon out of orbit

>>149725865
Tell them about Sun Disc scaling and cite Death Battle as a valid source.

>>149725880
He deletes the concept of a concept of a concept of a bag of vomit.

>>149725902
…and the bag of vomit still beats him

>>149725686
I can't find his vsbw page, shouldn't such a strong and popular character have one?

>>149725865
Very easy, follow this flowchart whenever someone implies that their verse beats Invincible.
>No Sun disc?
>Smart atoms
>Spawn Scaling
If they still claim they win pull out the end all card of
>Kirkman says Mark/Nolan win
Literally never fails.

What's Spongebob's biggest feat?

>>149726027
rabing your mama

>>149725900
9 million universes lowballed

>>149725789
>Gohan blasts Mark, causing a destruction felt across the whole planet
>A rock the size of a small mountain falls on top of Gohan
>Gohan herniates his spine and breaks both his knees trying to lift the rock, but it's no use
>Mark lifts the rock with one hand
>"Woah... You could lift a Large Mountain™ with that strength..."
>"Try a meteor the size of Texas, BITCH!"
>Mark punches Gohan's head clean off with his free hand

>>149726027
His standard or ours?

>>149726055
Spoiler warning next time

Kratos fraudchecked Asura btw

>>149725781
No lies detected.

>>149725865
You must use the tools the great Robert Kirkman gave us to fight Super-Z-Tards:
>Feats
>Scaling
>Worldbuilding
These things strike fear into a Super-Z-Tard's heart. Someone comes at you with disingenuous questions about Invincible's power level? You tell them this:
>No Sundisk?
It doesn't matter what they say. They won't be ready for
>No Roche Limit Factor?
>No 5 perfectly spherical Moons?
And if that isn't enough:
>No Liefeld Supreme scaling?
>No Spawn scaling?
>No WoG?
Avoid conversation with the Super-Z-Tards. The Super-Z-Tards will lie. The Super-Z-Tards will post filler. He will deny Ottley's WoG. If he gets really desperate, he may start to cuckpost, or spam.

>>149726221
>he may start to cuckpost
Everyone does that tho? Asurabro btw

I l-l-like Death Battle.....

>>149726236
Invincible is the thinking man's comic book. No true Invincible reader would cuckpost. Kirkman delivered a brilliant, scathing critique of infidelity, which taught us a valuable lesson about what we see as humor, and what is actually a projection of lesser men's innermost fantasies

>>149726221
Based boondocksbro

>>149726241
>I like [fanfiction]
Death battle is dead, we only cuckpost and fagpost here

>>149726241

>>149726069
ours.

these threads have gotten calmer and slower, did someone get banned thus reducing the samefagging?

Tourist here, do people here take Death Battle and their calculations seriously? If so, why?

>>149726259
I see... it seems like I ,an Asurasissy, need to be better, maybe oneday I can become like CHADvincible or even KINGtos scholars and not glorify an autistic cuck like Asura. I could maybe beat my cuckoldry addiction and stop seething at my superiors. I thank you conquestbro for opening my eyes and giving me hope for the future

>>149726291
>do people here take Death Battle and their calculations seriously
Only when it suits their agenda
>If so, why?
powerscalers are autistic

>>149726283
Guy posting his AI gens probably went to sleep after he successfully got the other thread nuked, which also gives away the fact that he's probably mexican

I don't post until my lolcows (there are 3 of them) are here. Without them theyre chill threads. I am literally the pornspammmer btw

>>149726291
9 million universes lowballed is legit. Yes we believe it

>>149726291
If it's my favorite character, yes. If not, I mock 'em.

>>149725686
I have bad news for you. He's already under perfect hypnosis...

>>149726313
>I am the only porn spammer
So you shitpost both Superman and Goku getting raped? If so funny

>>149726330
Hmm?

>>149726335
Hmm.

>>149726309
so we have two Mexicans that shit up the thread, listroon and this guy

>can re-ignite a star
>can survive inside the sun
KEKiltrumitebros......

>>149726313
based pornCHAD

Name 5 death battle characters with both parents still alive

YOU CANT

>>149726354
>His illusion before getting staffed

>>149726368
No sun disk?

>>149726366
One hates comics the other hates anime ironically. Balanced I guess

>>149726368
NolanSISSIES.....

>>149726382
Miles
Ichigo
Danny
Jotaro
Justin Bieber

>>149726382
Superman
Wonder Woman
Miles
SpongeBob
Babs

>>149726432
Ichigos mother is dead
>>149726439
Hippolyta is currently dead

>>149726439
>Superman
I mean his Birth Parents?

>>149726468
Clark Kent's parents are alive and well.

>>149726294
>t.

>>149726480
>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster

>>149726027
rewriting reality with the secret formula pages

>>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster

>>>Kratos crying because he no-diffed Asura and remained a monster

Post your HERO winning an oscar

>>149726522
>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149725902
>He deletes the concept of a concept of a concept of a bag of vomit.
The most retarded ability ever. Normally I find Jap shit to be tolerable, but this is straight up retarded.

>>149726532
KINGtos the TEACHER...

>>149726027
unraveling the universe

>>149726543
Probably because that's gook shit not Jap shit and gook shit is infinitely worse

>>149726513
That wasn’t the secret formula page, that was a book that reflected whatever you wrote on it.
Burger beard used it at the start of the movie to take the formula for himself to start his own traveling fast food business, and intended for it to end with Bikini Bottom devolving int an apocalyptic cesspool.
But some seagulls didn’t like that ending, tore the page out, and threw it into the ocean, where Sandy gets it, and by extension Spongebob.

>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149726382
Deku
Yugi
Korra
Trunks
Joker

>>149726597
>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

Kratos... forgive me... for I am unable to change my ways...

>>149726648
Asura...

>>149726648
It's okay Asura, your rage is finished, and you are a monster no longer, and even if you are a jobber who will never get another game, I will always be there for you.

>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149726638
Death Battle saying, “Look, just because we haven’t SEEN Kratos do the shit we’re claiming he can do casually, doesn’t mean he’s not CAPABLE f it!” really did just kill their entire argument.
It’s one thing to say a character is a lot stronger than they’re usually perceived, but it’s another to just blatantly admit that they’ve never done anything close to what you claim, and just sloppily handwave it away.
You literally just acknowledged that they’re an unimpressive chump by all accounts, but then beg the audience to just turn their brains off and mindless suck your first grader math stats down anyway.

>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149726662
Surely Asura will get his pity win against Z-Broly... Even ice level Nuly is too much for him...

>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

Notice how all the posts in support of Kratos can only use material from the death battle while the ones against are using scenes from his actual games

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149726743
>Lowballed Lore accurate Kratos vs game limitations Kratos
Yep Death Battle is more accurate than the games so Kratos wins again

>>149726675
The contrast between them showing Asura dodging universe-crossing beams and Kratos slowly shuffling forward while covering eyes after getting flashbanged will likely never be topped in terms of comedy gold.
>It’s one thing to say a character is a lot stronger than they’re usually perceived, but it’s another to just blatantly admit that they’ve never done anything close to what you claim, and just sloppily handwave it away.
It really did sell how desperate they were to get people to believe them, and that definitely worked for some. Quite literally one of the saddest displays of “begging the audience” I’ve seen from them.

>>149726743
>Kratos lacking the equivalent of his mantra engine should be compared to Asura with his mantra engine.
>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power

>>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power
KEKAROOO!

I can say a lot of things about Kratosfags, but I'll at least give their hero's antifeats the benefit of the doubt by considering that Kratos at least is not outright stated to be invulnerable, despite all of his crazy wank... Unlike other FRAUDS out there.

>>149726791
People read this shit? It's on the same level of quality as Goosebumps, or maybe even worse.

>>149726804
Asura copers read it cover to cover to fortify their delusions of superiority

>>149726743
That’s literally the only tool Kratosfags have. They can only spam DB’s fanfic instead of using what’s shown in canon. I bet you if the scrapped storyboard of Krasura made it to the final product, they’ll spam Asura blowing up the planet and killing his daughter to act they’ve proved a point.

>>149726809
>>You can't reference times outside the games when Kratos was at full power
>Actually you can but joke's on you because I will still laugh at you for being literate and generally smarter than I am
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...

>>149726809
They can't accept their loss. I still remember how badly they were melting down when Asura lost, all they could post were delusional cuckposts and homosexuality. They're probably the ones responsible for spamming that AI sloppa

Also you guys do know Hax > Brute strength. Kratos could slow down time, energy drain and slowly regenerate.

>Kratos could slow down time

Just because we haven't SEEN Kratos molesting Atreus in game doesn't mean he's not capable of it.

>>149725656
Sunday like usual

>>149726848
>homosexual rape incest
Yup classic Asurabro behavior

>>149726847
is this supposed to be impressive? Its just two guys doing a mid anime fight

>>149726862
BLINDtos…

Still proud of myself for thinking of this as a matchup on my own.

>>149725572 (OP)
>>149725656
I want HulkZilla to be good so badly. There are so many ways they could fuck it up.

>>149726872
Revan obliterates the max level 12 jobber

>Hulk's preview already has as many views as most older previews this season do in 2 days alone, on track to surpass them.
INCOMING DIMES.

Sonic does beat Goku tho

>>149726848
>homosexual rape incest
Yup, classic spartan behavior.

Cinema
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2B1Y9PP54&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

The Godzilla cult sends its regards

>>149726662
>who will never get another game
This is good though, his game ended conclusively and basically left no room for a sequel. Unless you want to force a prequel which would be unnecessary. The only thing AW would ever need is a remaster or remake to fix up the gameplay.

I'm not surprised that some people unironically glaze Kratos when there's a bajillion videos of people talking about how totally objectively awesome he is(Norse Kratos specifically for some reason). It's bugs me so much, it's like those "alpha male tips" channels that exist.

>>149727233
Holy fuck. I've done some digging, there's even a channel gassing him up that's called "Be Better". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wny6U6x3r4Y

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better

>>149727345
>those digits
MOLESTEDtosbros…

>>149726941
nah

>>149727264
>COPY THESE TRAITS
Never seen a thumbnail so demanding.

Instead of a Death Battle, I think it should be a Dance Battle.

>>149727480
Gru vs Megamind could be this, albeit briefly.

>>149727480
we kinda got that with deadpool and bayo

DIMEulk.

>>149725656
You WILL see that the preview is titled "Godzilla is WAY stronger than you think!!!" And you WILL like it!

>>149727480
My HERO wins all Dance Battles

>>149727513
The InCASHible Hulk.
GOLDZilla.

>>149727511
Shame we'll never get hot chicks like Bayo on the show again cause the crew is convinced they won't get viewers. Would 2B draw in a big enough crowd? She's pretty much the poster child for "video game character that makes people go awooga"

>>149727527
ENTER

>>149727551
>Shame we'll never get hot chicks like Bayo on the show again
Yeah, shame she died, but won't deny she's the sexiest looking and sounding girl we've seen in DB.

Women are SHIT.

>>149726648
Zeus...

>>149727480
finally it wont get single digit views

HEROpider-CHAD!!!

>>149727609
FUARK!!!!!

>>149727551
>the crew is convinced they won't get viewers.
Source? Because Bayonetta is the female participant with the most-watched fight. If anything, I think people were mostly cheering for her to survive because they wanted to bang her.

>Would 2B draw in a big enough crowd?
Due to Death Battle's declining numbers, probably not. But she would do better than most female fighters. 2-5 million views, maybe.

>>149725732
That sounds gay as fuck. What a faggot.

>DON'T WORRY EVERYONE! CHARLIE BROWN IS GOING DOWN!! NEW HAMPSHIRE SMASH!!!!!!!

>>149726847
He clearly jumps out of timestop before he throws the punch, so it's not time resistance, just insane reaction speeds.

>>149726055
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK GO BACK GO BACK UNBOOK THIS FIGHT

>>149726291
no

>BE A BETTER MAN!!! AND PLAY SUPER MARIO ON THE BING BING WAHOO WHILE YOUR WIFE FUCKS THE BULL!!!

>>149727705
Have we ever seen Charlie Brown and Saitama in the same room? I'm just saying...

>>149727705
>SHITku thinking he can defeat Charlie "GOD" Brown

He TANKED Lucy's shits for decades, and always came out on top.

>>149727609
Aura.

>>149727844
you call that aura? this is REAL aura

>>149727763
How do you think Kratos’s breath smells like?

>>149727511
>The thing she does with her right leg at 0:05
Hnng, Dante should have kept her body at least.

I think it's funny that people get mad over death battle.

>>149727763
Kingtos, why are you a tendie manchild? I thought you were a Snoy.

Reminder.

Kratos would have sided with the Ottoman Turks if it meant to destroy Olympus

Realistically, what could Superman do to stop Ivan from reaming his asshole?

>>149725572 (OP)

>>149725677
>l*is survived the initial thrust
Fake AND Gay

I'm a homosexual, but I'm also not a cuck.

>>149728162
Kratos is teaching Omni-man how to be a better man.

Solve my equation.

Do you believe in multiversal Bleach?

>>149728206
Bruce Banner does it instantly because he is le multi-disciplinary Marvel science man and he is always as smart as the writers require him to be

>>149728206
1+1=........2

You now remember when Demonbane was the OG when it came to power level discussion

>>149728302
Breaker-Apart would destroy that shitter in one hit.

>>149728319
...on opposite day.

>>149728213
Yhwach

>>149728329
>infinite multiverse-tier god of destruction
vs
>shitty robot with a wanked bag of smoke & mirrors tricks

>>149728206
piece of cake

>>149728336
Since when was Hulk a robot?

>>149728350
Breaker-Apart is the god of destruction. He destroyed the entire 9th cosmos, which is an infinitely-sized and infinitely complex multiverse. What did your shitty robot accomplish?

Reminder that regular Hulk can defeat Thanos and match up against Galactus.

>>149728354
Demonbane can turn into Azatoth

>>149728206
B-B-BOOM

>>149728377
World Breaker Hulk solos

>>149728206
>Solve my eq-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CvNxRs5Zs

Base Hulk could solo every Japanese anime mecha

Post FUNNY matches

>every season except 6 and 10 has a batman-related episode
What's the most popular batman related matchup right now?

>>149728162
How is the possible that including Kratos in a fight always just makes it look like shit. Like this is the worst choreographed fight I've ever seen Omniman in.

>>149728437
Kratos using his omniversal arms to swing his outerversal axe at beyond-metafictional speeds and erasing demonbane from existence with a single swing.

>>149728451
Norse Kratos doesn't really have any good combat-related feats or skills. They even managed to make the blades of chaos feel sluggish in those games. Greek Kratos could at least leap around and impale stuff or use his FOTM gauntlets to punch the shit out of stuff.

>>149728162
Like wtf is this shit? Why Omniman throwing these tiny ass stone like a little girl?

>>149728451
His nu design simply isn't cool to look at, the brown color and beard added to him to make him look like le epick viking makes him look like shit unlike the old design which was gold+red and looked more out of a comic more often than not.

>>149728472
Kratos can only be hurt by omniversal stones. The sharper the better.

>>149728472
it worked with Goku

>>149728354
If he destroyed the entire 9th cosmos, how did Venom get there later?

>>149728450
Moon Knight vs Azrael.

>>149728162
Both have Mortal Kombat scaling.

>>149727913
I suspect they had him blow up her body to avoid any depravity, considering that once she runs out of magic, she becomes naked.

>>149728556
Stryker?
Could solo the Emperor of Mankind

>>149726055
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAIYAN BROS RUN FOR YOUR FUARKING LIVES!!!

>>149726055
Very edgy and deconstructionist. You can actually feel the Kirkman-style seethe coming from this.

Omni-Man would tear Demonbane to shreds with his bare hands.

>>149725572 (OP)
>vsbw shart

>>149728606


It always makes me laugh when dragonkeks have their literal spiderman tier characters manhandling and grappling physical powerhouses like viltrumites or kryptonians in their hispanic fanart. Like stay back and ki blast nigga you are a ranged DPS glass cannon, they will fucking shred your fraud hill level ass in a fist fight

Invinciblespics ruined these threads.

>>149728671
Do NOT bring my hero into this, he can overpower a train unlike SHITku.

Who am I?
Hint: I'm STRONGER than shartku

>>149728743
Thing from Fantastic Four...

>>149728162
OmniKEKS...

>>149728743
Rhino...

>>149728206
You're just Pennywise with nuclear breath

>>149728162
>Omniman damaged Kratos more in this clip than Asura did in the entire DB animation
Invinciblechads...I kneel

>>149728715
this is such a beastly fucking page

Alternate reality in which every Death Battle conclusion is flipped

I want to be taught by Kratos because I never had a father figure in my life...

Hope you kept my thread tidy while I was gone.

>>149727551
It's indeed weird they decided to never animate another erotic babe after her. They even omitted her from the rematch poll. Maybe they find animating hot 3D chicks a hassle. Doesn't help Murrica is anti-beauty lately.

Reimu's ass.
My face.
You do the math.

>>149729019
Bejita...

>>149727680
>people were mostly cheering for her to survive because they wanted to bang her.
As if her death in DB could stop the waifufags from wanting to sleep with her.

>>149728671
Dragon ball super is not cannon shonenspic

>>149728671
>>149728715
Ya'll trying way too hard with this bait.

>>149729073
Ya seethe? Or just afraid...?

Post our HERO, our GOD and our KING

>>149729070
>cannon

>>149729097
Easy,guy. I'm just saying your bait would sound more genuine if you ease up a little.

>>149729113

>>149729097
If you put Kirkman and GRMM in a room and asked if Jaime Lannister could beat Mark, what would the result be

>>149727511
She was pure sexo.

>>149729153
Did he really eat his entire ass and cock too? Crazy work

>>149729113

>>149729146
Context: Superman was tired after giving Goku's booty cheek a super pounding for the 16th time that day.

>>149725842
Moon punch but said moon was small island sized

>>149729167

>>149729113

>>149729113
>Hero
Superman
>God
Godzilla
>King
Kratos obviously

>>149729113

>>149729153
Even KINGtos kneels

>>149729137
So you don't know...

>>149729226
More like cuck, jobber and sissy

>>149729162
Robert Kirkman is 6'9'' and 450 pounds of rock hard muscle. What's GRRM gonna do?

Powerful.

I never bait. I genuinely believe everything I post.

>>149727075
It needs a Lagann hen treatment so they could do what they had planned for the Chakravartin encounter with the bit about them transcending "our" reality and shit as they are beating the shit out of each other

>>149729266
>Kirkman has to resort to beating up GRRM because he can't prove Mark beats Jaime
kwab

>>149729226
He is the hero of my cock

https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Batman_Meets_Godzilla

>>149729267
Shooty guy
Angry shooty guy

Shovel Knight vs Shantae.
who wins?

>>149729266
sasuga KINGman

>>149729226
hold on... Let me see Goku's butt again. I need to check something

>>149728572
>they had him blow up her body to avoid any depravity
It also happened to Mikasa and Ryuko, but Bayo's death was the most painful and goriest among women.

>>149729275
Krillin...

>>149729267
>Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
SIR. FINISHING THIS FIGHT

Robert Cuckman

>>149729340
my understanding is that it's the cuckoo bird that puts its eggs in other nests, not other birds putting their eggs in the cuckoo nest

>>149728954
Asurabro...

Those Jin images made people bigmad

>>149729420
shonenkeks were too fragile to accept KING Woo soloes their favorite verse with ease

>>149728606
>Don't worry Goku, I'll save you from that medium-sized locomotive!

>>149729459
>>149729420
Kek, true
Cuckino won

>>149729461
Granzon could gape Mark's entire universe. Imagine being afraid of black holes.

>>149729267
>Master Chief: The shining beacon of hope for humanity and the embodiment of BELIEVE there will be a better tomorrow after today.
>Doom Slayer: The raging fire of hatred and fury of humanity, no longer a man but a icon of bloodshed everyone, both humanity and its enemies, fear of because there is a reason the rage of Chimpanzees are part of human nature.

>>149729113
>Hero
Goku
>God
Vishnu
>King
Asura

>>149728206
ENTER!

>>149729267
Master Chief is a green man that brings hope and Doom Slaya is a green man that brings rage

>>149729247
>>149729275
>>149729275
Goku making all his downplayer mad horny for gay sex. Because he is secretly their HERO, their GOD and their KING

>>149729267
>Master Chief
John 1:17
>Doom Slayer
Doomguy and Coldsteel potara fusion

>>149729267
I like chief's game osts more than doomslayer's

>>149726543
Underage.

>>149729505
>MasterChief Allies: Woah, is that the Chief!? we will live after all!
>DoomSlayer allies: Oh fuck, is the Doom Slayer, get out of his way NOW!!!!!

>>149729558
I liked that bit in Halo 3 where the injured marines feel elation and disbelief that a Spartan is there at all

Who is a non-lazy written character like reality benders who is the strongest?

>>149729622
The toongods Bugs Bunny and Popeye

>>149729622
KINGtos

>>149729487
Kirkman confirmed Nolan would've clogged that black hole like a toilet

>black holes
Yummy!

>>149729512
Powerscaling... has changed me...
I can no longer like the main character unless he is at LEAST universal and can punch through at least THREE outerversal layers. He has to be IMMUNE to SPACE, TIME and CONCEPTS and have at least 7 sardonic layers of reality > fiction. If they are HERO, I can no longer respect them. The WEAK should FEAR the STRONG, and any moment he is not murdering, killing and raping those weaker than him in his setting I think less-and-less of them. It is the DIVINE RIGHT of the strong to do as they please, and the weak must suffer what they must. When I watch anime... I no longer see HEROES of great feats... I see FRAUDS, SISSIES and FEMBOYS. I can no longer see any of them as "men", all of them rife, fertile soil for NON-FRAUDULENT KOREAN POWERFANTASY or WESTBVLL comicGOLD seed. They are immediately TRANSFIGURED into a woman when I look at them, much to my confusion when people accuse me of having "homosexual fantasies" when I discuss how I would love to rape them.

>>149726826
Damn and even they can post Asura destroying a mountain....

>>149729731
Please don't say t*ilet... it gives me PTSD when you say that... Asurajeet btw

>>149725994
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sung_Jin-Woo_(Novel)#Epilogue

>>149726743
>>149726815
>still falling for shitposts
I have no idea who's more retarded, the people that constantly fill the thread with the same bait for months or the people that constantly fall for the same bait for months

>>149728275
>Godzilla is protected by his contract
Bruce banner had an stroke last day so his IQ was reduced to "only" 500, instead of five sextillions.

>>149729794
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cid_Kagenou
Damn, actually a pretty even fight

>>149729806
I'm partly shitposting. Kratos gapes Asura

>>149729806
if the fish keep biting the bait why change it?

What’s strongest eye power?

>>149729873

>>149729873
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Eyes_of_Death_Perception
This one

>>149729873
The Emperor Eye!!!

>>149729905
>has stronger haxes than the sun
>quite literally his entire cosmology has an stroke and dies
That was easy...Shitki can't kill servants, btw.

>>149729806
It’s part taking the bait because why not and doing so because it’s funny. That’s practically all this place is, shitposting central. Sure you can do the sensible thing and ignore it, or you can just bait back.

>>149729195

>>149729923
>Ash after one shotting all of Yugi's monsters and realizing how weak he is

>>149729873
Composite Hand vs Composite Eye when?!

>>149729923
>Ash after I suck his dick

>>149729949
A-Ash recall me before Yugi plays Dark Ho-ACK!

>>149729973
Pikachu...

>CUZ I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
>WELL I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM

Gojosisters...

>>149730003
that's too much mass for Supes... cornfed farmboys don't look like that

>>149730026
femboy?

>>149729873
Cosmic Armor Superman's metafictional heat vision

>>149726768
>Kratos lacking the equivalent of his mantra engine should be compared to Asura with his mantra engine.
I find this argument funny because all Asura’s Mantra Reactor did was essentially give him increased storage space for his wrath. Kratos is all about controlling his rage and using it in sustained bursts so even if Kratos gets an equivalent of the Mantra Reactor, none of his games show anything that he could get much benefit out of that nor would he try to ever generate as much rage as the literal Demigod of Wrath. It’s an entire plot point in Asura’s Wrath that Asura can generate so much wrath to the point of briefly rivaling over trillions worth of souls/mantra despite being dead for 12500+ years, but his body can’t handle that much power without burning out, which was why Yasha gifted him the Reactor.

Ash vs Yugi is going to be the indisputed KING of the year, isn't it? I don't think any of the other confirmed matchups have gotten as much discussion and hype before happening.

>>149730063
Kratos is powerful enough to uproot outerversal trees if he gets really angry.

>>149729113

>>149730088
Kek, my hero is such a weak cvck.

>>149730095
>Bejita out of nowhere

>>149730088
Nolan would kill the cuck on the left and have both Chichi and Lois servicing him.

>>149730068
I mean it was kyle vs simon but the upcoming ones are that or gru vs megamind

>>149730088
happpppyyyyyyyyyyy

>>149730116
This

Omni-Man would lose to Bart Simpson with a chain of megaphones

>is the ismahawk episode in your path

>>149730158
Main character Blade or side character Blade?

>>149730132
Accurate, the creator confrimed that the average Viltrumite can beat Superman. A weaker version of Mark beat Spawn mutiple times.

>>149730132
GET AWAY FROM HIM OMNIMAN AND FIGHT A BETTER MAN

>>149726291
Anyone that takes them seriously has an agenda they are maintaining. Agendaposting is such annoying shit, but it is what we're stuck with in the current 'meta' of the community.
The way I see it is that Death Battle is basically an opinion piece/persuasive essay with flair attached to it in the form of an animation. Its main rhetorical strategy is relying on 'Appeal to Authority'-adjacent fallacies whereupon they cite partial mathematical and scientific formulae and analysis to justify whatever position they have already arrived at.
This era of discussion is one where community consensus is to wank characters as hard as possible and invent neologisms whenever current vernacular fails. In addition to this, a common strategy is to overwhelm those against your argument by flooding the data as much as possible.

>>149730197
Kirkman doesn't speak for Superman lmao. All this does is prove he's a petty sack of shit and Invincible is his attempt at one-upping Superman. It's pathetic.

>>149730185
>Huff... Huff... Omni-Man, did you get him?
>Yeah... Huff... I did, Abe. I killed the Beyonder... We soloed...
>Marvel and DC...
>Omni-Man... We did alright for a couple of brickchads...
>.... I STEPPED IN... TO AN AVALANCHE
>... IT COVERED UP... MY SOUL...

>>149730252
Sounds like the sort of pathetic fanfiction wank Kirkman would write.

>>149730197
You can't argue with Word of God

>>149730234
I think Kirkman knows his own characters babyjack

>>149730288
Superman is Kirkman's character?

>>149728162
It is wild that this animation had better choreography than both Omnidock and Kratosura. Shows that quality of models and voice actors are more supplementary.

>>149730252
Sounds like the sort of canon WOG kino Kirkman would write.

>>149730292
Superman is in all of us. Except for Koslov, he's the one inside of Superman

>>149730205
Or it's an entertainment show and if they can find an excuse to put in really big numbers they will?

I doubt DB is actually trying to convince anyone of anything considering how absolutely retarded and disengenious their "argumentation" is when you look at it from the perspective of them trying to persuade you towards something rather than that of a entertainers.

>>149729164
Not just that, but it also means he ate his entrails, drank his stomach acid, devoured his ligaments and tendons, and slurped up all his blood. Left the marrow alone though.

>>149730252
Please tell me this didn’t tug at my heartstrings. Kirkman is a masterful writer

>>149730294
The choreography is lame being better than Kratosura is a low bar to clear that fight was absolute ass.

>>149729306
Ryuko's death had jiggle physics too.

>>149730292
Superman becomes public domain in 2033 so it's only a matter of time

Why does Kirkman hate Superman, anyway?

>>149730334
Well yeah it is entertainment, but it takes the form of a persuasive essay. That being said, I am certain they do believe a lot of their own conclusions. Or at the very least do so to enough of a degree to form a community that does.

>>149730408
He knows his edgy fanfiction will never reach the same level of popularity as Superman.

>>149725727
>>149725686
Both of them job to Chadeye

>>149730422
…the TRANS wo-man

>>149730408
He's a edgelord who doesn't like symbols of HOPE like Superman, so he tries to "deconstruct" them with shitty writing like Garth Ennis.

>>149730380
Yeah okay fair. I just liked that there was battle damage that wasn't instantly catastrophic so the fight would actually look like it had some degree of progression instead of instantly one character dies.

>>149730432
but Garth Ennis likes Superman

>>149730408
>Ottley: I've already drawn that. Invincible *DEMOLISHES* Superman. And fans HATE it.
>Kirman: I think Superman might be able to defeat Invincible just with the sheer boredom that that character causes...

>>149725686
>Beyond-Beyond dimensions

>>149730424
>Popeye, I'm sorry for mocking you for wearing women's clothes.
>No wait! Please forgive meeeeee, AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!

>>149730417
Mhm. Though their prerogative being to "wank" the characters when they usually massively downplay them in order to make it more normie digestible, since actual honest/better argued power scaling would be incompatible with their format of entertainment.

The only instance I can think of that is genuine wank beyond where a character's abilities should be was with Omni-man vs Bardock. When it comes to blatant downplay, it would take about 20mins to look at and list them all so I won't.

>>149726432
Justin Bieber got diddled by Diddy

>>149729794
>island level
people were wanking this guy?

>>149730452
what a sad little cunt he is

>>149730494
outerversal island. it's as big as the planes from god of war.

>>149730494
He is just some powerfantasy gookshit that never destroys more than an island, but through flowerly language and statement faggotry (that you're supposed to take at face value obviously) he is some 11 dimensional outerverse-nuking demigod edgelord who gets mad pussy and is literally me fr.

>>149730486
>

>>149730408
I don't think he necessarily hates Superman (nor does Ottley for that matter), but he's very much a drinker of his own koolaid. You have to consider that the time period was right before everyone tried to do their own evil Superman concept.
At that time he was trying to be subversive of the notion of a superhero in a modern society. So thereby it was more an exploration of the concept rather than made out of ire for the characters.
I think it is more so that his shit-stirring nature pushes him to use media moments to say something provocative and keep people talking about his works.

>>149730487
Accidentally deleted part a sentence "though their perogative to wank the characters, I disagree with."

Woops

>>149728206
E=MC2+AI

>>149729975
>...oh wait, I'm not a card game monster, so i'm still perfectly fine

>>149730609
What if it's early manga Yugi and he starts a death game?

>>149730525
Kwac

>>149730487
>>149730543
I see what you're saying, but let me raise you No Limits Man and Kratos.
My stance has evolved over the years, I think that the hyperfocus on extracting the 'best' feats has led to how things are now where people are arguing over interpretations of the highest feats of characters only.
What would be more true to the fictions would be a holistic approach that considers the types of fiction being analyzed. Like most fiction isn't built in a manner that is serially escalating, but instead self contained escalation that effectively 'resets' at the end of an arc.

>>149730531
He's just a Gen X who doesn't like whitemeat babyfaced superheroes. The other anon is just bitching that Kirkman thinks Superman is boring

>>149730525
>Meanwhile, in reality

>>149730623
Spongebob would kill Goku, lets be real.

>>149729873
gay

>>149728206
1+1+4-3= 2

>>149730623
Canon SpongeBob jobs to Goku's might.

>>149729873
It's shit like this that makes anime gay as fuck

>>149730634
I have to admit that I find Kirkman frustrating. His setting feels undercooked in spite of the amount of media and spinoffs that exist for Invincible. Lots of the characters exist merely as means to an end instead of being fully fleshed out.

>>149730522
>through flowerly language and statement faggotry (that you're supposed to take at face value obviously)
the best part is that it's not even that, the statement/verse scaling is that non magical planets can be easily destroyed by high tier beings called Monarchs and Jin-woo scales to/above them. The reason people think he's untouchable is just hax like mind manipulation and small pocket dimension bfr.

>>149730670
Meanwhile capeshit

>>149730487
There have been plenty of instances of genuine wank: Kratos, Asura, Jonathan Joestar, Shao Khan, DIO, and Jinx off the top of my head.

>>149730671
I feel that way about the Immortal specifically. Cool character concept, cool look, but not only is he underused and underpowered, the few times he does something he comes off like a damn clown

>>149730699
The difference between capeshit and tranime is that capeshit has their authors force in woke transbullshit through government funded, incentivized and legally enforced flowdown much to the dissatisfaction to the fanbase, whereas with anime, the fanbase itself is filled with crossdressing faggots, anime filter troons and just lots, and lots of sissy faggot cuckolds.

>>149730699
how long before these "heroes" start grooming kids and we just full-circle into The Boys

>>149730633
I assume No Limits Man is Superman? Yeah his abilities are actually consistent with his portrayal as the strongest hero on Earth, if not again downplayed because higher end DC Cosmology jargon is not fun to talk about, hence why Kyle didn't get that flavor of sauce as well.

As for Kratos? As much as you can indeed clown on Gameplay vs Lore in his DB, within the eyes of both normies and powerscalers alike, his portrayal and power level as a multiversal powerhouse is consistent and somewhat well supported in their eyes.

>>149728206
https://youtube.com/watch?v=koMcl3IO2e0&pp=ygULQUxBUFUgVVBBTEE%3D
Its all in the song from the future

>>149730718
melty

>>149730721
batman, as usual ahead of everyone, has been doing that for decades

>>149730736
>Sir? Your sample size?

>>149730754
Batman doesn't have sex except for that one time and Damien was the result, so Batman doesn't want to have sex ever again

>>149730718
>my fagshit is better than your fagshit

>>149730771
Rising above racism is takes 1-A tier strength btw

>>149730686
Who should Steve fight? Terriarian? Jonesy? Emmet? Roblox Noob?

>>149730790
>I don't like this fagshit being forced in my comics
>UwU I love fagshit, I'm literally a girl btw <3 UwU

>>149730699
Rachel and Gwen are fags?

>>149730807
Yes. Gwen has a dick

>>149730804
Terrarian, 100%

>>149730718
TRVTH NVKE
Look at the tr/a/nimes MALD over this post LMAO

>>149730701
>Kratos and Asura
I will never fucking understand them wanking Asura when the guy is just a featsman who’s multi-galaxy to universal with exponential growth. Literally all his shit is shown on screen with little to no statements and fluff to go niggaversal with him. You don’t even need to scale him past planet level to beat actual Kratos but since they used “lore Kratos”, Asura had to get dragged into their retardation to make their Kratos wank seem less insane.

>>149730718
weeb "men" should be forced onto HRT in the unlikely scenario they aren't already.

>>149730804
Banjo & Kazooie

It's spic hours alright

>>149730452
Because why show our character being stronger than Superman when we can just say that he is? Why show Kratos being stronger than Asura when we can cherry-pick statements and use the most ridiculous interpretations to vaguely imply that he might be? It's the same basic concept

Who should Anon fight?

>>149730835
Banjo & Kazooie are for Yooka & Laylee.

>>149730843
It's spic hour 24/7

>>149728162
looks better than SHIT battle

>>149730856
Who?

>>149730824
Despite all his power, Asura failed at one thing: making his game good

>>149730452
>dysgenic jewish cuckolds are 'chad'
Fuck off, Kirkman.

You guys know you can just, skip the pride specials, right? Just because These comics aren’t specifically made for you doesn’t mean others aren’t.

>>149730911

ZAMN, /a/BVLLS look like THAT!?!?!

Nolan? Doesn't have a fag son
Superman and Goku? Have fag sons.
Is there anything Omni-CHAD doesn't do better than those cuckolds?

>>149730911
How about instead of all that bitch shit you just whined out, comic writers simply DON'T waste time effort resources and money to create wildly OOC "pride specials"?

>>149730911
*Others are
Guh I’m tired.
>>149730922
Very cute of his parents supporting him being bi.

>>149730934
I look like this, gokubro btw

>>149730937
Technically movies. How would you write an Omni-man movie

>>149730937
Didn't Nolan get canonically cucked?

>>149730886
Pretty sure everyone knows his game is just an interactive anime. It’s just Crapcom being Crapcom.

>>149730939
But anon for a good chunk of the characters in it it IS in character. No amount of you personally disliking it will change that. Just read a different issue of the character or wait till the post special issues come out. Your literally looking for reasons to be mad.

>>149730729
You're serious with this bullshit, right?
If you're looking at a character's high end and only using them at their absolute bestin fact , then you are ignoring their "consistent" portrayal.

Superman has "limits" he only has no limits when you ignore them. Just like how anyone is unbeatable when you ignore all their L .
Kratos can't even break a mountain and the developers have repeatedly insisted that there are no multiverses in Gow's setting. Their interpret is straight up dishonest.

>>149730937
Post Gohan or Goten having their child aborted.
Post Gohan being emasculated and cucked in front of Pan without doing anything about it.

>>149729167
Just a crumb for Barbatos!

>>149730978
Nice bullshit, bitch, unfortunately for you most people who hate this shit DID read comics and find this nonsense to be exactly that. Stop trying to defend subversion for (You)s on 4chan.

>>149730721
according to some they always were
>>149730633
>I think that the hyperfocus on extracting the 'best' feats has led to how things are now where people are arguing over interpretations of the highest feats of characters only.
>no limits man
they don't even come close to doing this with superman, what anti-feat people don't get (other than he does have training arcs so an anti-feat from 1992 wouldn't contradict a feat from 2004) is that the low-multiversal, could damage 5D beings with enough sundips version is the considerate midball version of scaling. Superman once crashed through soulfire darkseid (darkseid amped with a cache of souls taken by the presence), he overpowers Lobo who can fight and kills teams of gods in the godsphere, he once destroyed Lady Blaze's domain in hell and it was so strong Raven felt it on Earth and said it was something she thought only Trigon could do, he once flew through the phantom stranger and stranger said the physical attack could affect his metaphysical form and realized superman is a supernatural epicenter of belief similar to deities in DC. The thing people gotta realize is that you guys haven't even seen people wank superman, you're seeing them try to low or midball superman.

>>149730956
Can I tap?

>>149728450
Joker vs Green Goblin

Composite Marvel vs Composite DC
Who wins the LGBTQIA2SP+++++-off?

>>149731041
>Who wins the LGBTQIA2SP+++++-off?
That would be Anon No.149731041 a.k.a. (You)

>>149731003
I just don’t get why you get worked up over something you can easily just ignore.

>>149731046
delete this picture of me

Gay sex..

>>149731041
I'm surprised they haven't made Dick "bisexual" by now. Something like a throwaway line about him experimenting

>>149731046
Tr/a/nime sissies do this when they see Viltrumites BVLLS

This is my hero.

>>149730934
Would. Not even kidding.

>>149731071
it isn't gay if it's with /a/ """"males""""

>>149731057
I'm going to continue shitting on it rather than just letting it slide like some thought-adverse NPC. You have my permission to suck my cock, but only if you have XX chromosomes otherwise GTFO

>>149730937
>Invincible
>not a fag or cuckold
Non-reader identified.

Why is yaoi a thing in manga again?

>>149731046
>when the CapeCHAD no diffs your verse and is about to fuck you and your wife

>>149730701
Lets go through them

>Kratos
read my other thing here
>>149730729

>Asura
He's a pure feats merchant through and through, even if his highest level of power requires at least a little bit of logical extrapolation and context clues
>Jonathan Joestar
his DB portrayal was just fine in terms of power
>Shaoh Khan
His portrayal was fine enough if not a fair bit of downplay, plus it was a REALLY old DB.
>DIO
I think this one does indeed border on geniune wank with how generous they are with his, plus Alucard got hit with the downplay hammer big time. I'll agree
>Jinx
I'll be real, I forgot this DB existed kek. But yeah Jinx got some sloppy toppy on Fishbones.


But yeah There are probably other instances of agenda-fueled wank somewhere in thier catalogue, but its far, FAR less than their chronic case of downplaying everyone.

>>149731099
Why is Superman's son a pipe smoking fag who wishes he was in a yaoi manga?

>>149730978
Are you trying to sound like a faggot, or is it natty?

>>149731109
given his responses, willing to bet it's full natty

Anime is so gay

Might be a little early but KINGtos won this thread

>>149731099
Large audience of cat ladies who get off on that sort of thing

There is nothing going on inside my head.

>>149731134
Corroborated with independent assessors, KINGtos did indeed win this thread.

>>149731108
Read what you just wrote and realize why it speaks to you.

>>149731145
DC and/or Marvel comics writer....

>>149731127
Charles WOULD do this as a prank

>>149731161
Answer the question DCuck, I'm sure the origin of his faggotry is in one of your many pride issues.

>>149731076
To be fair I think anyone not carrying any form of self defense in Gotham would be pretty stupid.

>>149731127
Meanwhile, an actual panel from an official DC comic

>>149731177
You had it the first time - he wishes he was transga, uses all those tropes to attract your gaze, faggot. Jon Kent is meant for the tr/a/nimes - (You).

>>149731109
>>149731118
I mean, I’m pretty straight if my dick is to be believed, I just feel like you guys getting worked up over the pride issues is a nothing burger filed by something or other. Bigotry, in the closet, pick your poison.

>>149731200
>>149731076
>>149731041
>we want the tranime crowd

>faggot is immediately compelled to talk about his dick
wtf
>>149731234
makes sense

>>149731108
>Dodging the question
Yaoi existed before Jon

>>149725572 (OP)
Its kind of funny having people pretend Dragon Ball characters are jobbers. But the joke is getting old nowadays.

>Blatant anti LGBTQ+ sentiment in this thread
BY THE GODS YOU WILL BECOME BETTER MEN OR ELSE

>>149731234
What does anime have to do with this? They're chasing the western audience.

>>149731222
I mean, you just sound like you suck cocks and take cocks up your ass.

>>149731246
But they are jobber sissies ComicBVLLS cuck?

>>149731248
Western media, I kneel.

>>149731234
This. It's always been this.

>>149731253
I mean, some people do say i give off that impression so, who knows.
>>149731087
Can you at least explain why you dislike it beyond
>its faggotry and I don’t like it

>>149731248
fitting as Kratos's power scaling comes from A FUCKING COOKBOOK

>>149731259
ESL spicpost

>>149731246
You gonna cry, fagon fag sissy?

>>149725572 (OP)

>>149731249
Until BLUMPF took office there were literally government issued, taxpayer funded incentives to shove as much trans and wokeshit into their comics as humanly possible, since Superman was always a pseudo-american heroic epic/national propaganda like Aeneas or Odysseus and will always follow the latest moral faggotry.

We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.

>>149731317
Superman is literally a Jewish power fantasy. He'd never do that.

>>149731317
>We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.
And this isn’t based because…?

>>149731102
Most people considered Asura to be multi-galaxy to universal while Death Battle just made him 91k times universal, Jonathan and Shao were mostly wanked in terms of speed, with Jonathan being scaled to people he never fought and Shao Khan being scaled to a laser nobody dodged.
That said, I agree with the premise of DB downplaying characters for the most part, at least compared to the absolute brainrot of the general vs community on youtube, vsbw and the like. That was one of the most common complaints about old DB, and it's probably why they're course correcting so hard and giving most series exponentially higher stats.

>>149731317
>We're about 1 movie away from superman personally dropping a nuke on Israel.
I would become an unironic Superman fanboy if he did this. Even fuckin' Lex would clap for him.

>>149731336
>isn't based
Where did you get that

>>149731336
>>149731343
insha'allah

>>149730762
KWATB

>>149731346
Well given how you were framing it in a negative light alongside the Gay comics I assumed you disliked that too.

>>149731353
>Superman and his son become gay pride icons by Jewish means
>Superman returns the favor by turning Tel Aviv into a nuclear wasteland icon
I'm down to clown with this timeline.

>>149731248
HOLY BASED!
We must be better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>149731374
This but unironically.

FU!

>>149731374
>neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them.
Sooooo, what this site does?

If you walking alone in the woods, would you rather choose the better man or a bear?

>>149731395
ARK!

>>149731395
what board is /fu/?
t. 2025 spring oldfag

>>149731406
Better man because he’s not a schizophrenic incel like the nut jobs online that fantasize about the bear mauling people they don’t like.

>>149731406
what does being a "better" man actually entail? it clearly doesn't work for Kratos since there's no coming back from killing your wife and child

>>149731406
I be the bear, you be the better man.

KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS

>>149731311
Picture: Superman getting midly hard preparing to rape Goku's bitch ass. Goku getting midly hard in anticipation.

>>149731492
you know that if you actually consume your life with gay thoughts you just straight up become gay right
you're literally going to suck cock within 30 days from now and go "huh, that anon was right, I shouldn't have posted about homosexual fantasies nonstop on /dbg/"

>>149731317
>pseudo-american heroic epic/national propaganda like Aeneas or Odysseus
Goku getting raped by Superman was grander in scope than death battle. It was an allegory for the West's utter Triumph over weebshit. Their modern manga copy capeshit. We have troops stationed in their country. We pushed anime/manga as a culturally tuned version of our own comics on them post WW2 to make their culture weaker, more effeminate and sissyfy the men, and it worked. Our economy and military is stronger than them. Their birth rates are crumbling. The WestBVLL won.

>>149731436
It means hiding in the woods for centuries instead of helping the people who lives you ruined. And having your dickriding fanboys treat you like Superman because of it.

>>149730729
I just don't find that an accurate depiction of those characters. I also find that cosmological jargon make the settings feel smaller rather than larger.
I also don't believe that normies really believe it either for Kratos. During Greektos, you got more memes of Kratos being this bad ass that beats all other video game protags, but that sort of behavior has fallen off over the years. Not even Kratos' own creative team for his games believe he is this world endingly strong being.

>>149731523
the gayreeks were basically swept away by the Romans so Kratos didn't just let his family die but his entire civilization as well

>>149731534
Given how horrible the country is post Kratos who even wants it

>>149731015
I am not arguing against him having done these things canonically, but at the same time those are always happening at the apexes of his events. Outside of that, his usual stories range from terrestrial to solar system in scale.

>>149731523
>>149731534
I mean, realistically what could he do beyond give them hope survive and eventually be reborn into the Romans? It’s not like he’s your traditional hero and knows how to help restart civilization.

>>149731552
>>149731565
"We must be BETTER MEN!"
>runs from his responsibilities as a father and god
>hides in the wilderness
>carries outerversal crystals as he runs away from his past at boundless speed

>>149731534
What's even worse is that he only stopped the local gods because they litrally came knocking on his doorstep he literally could not give a rat's ass about the suffering of the people around him until it directly affected him. Somehow this completely redeems him and he's now a better man and a symbol of hope akin to Superman.

>>149731512
WMAF stonks are soaring

>>149728435
… laundry while they laugh at him for having no good movies.

>"Goku getting raped by Supe-"
>"Чтo cлyчилocь, cyчкa? Oпять пытaeшьcя нaхaмить?"
>"AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO PLEASE COLONEL KOSLOV I PROMISE I WILL BEHAVE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE FAGGOT THAT I AM NO NO AAAAA- *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK*"

>>149731565
>I mean, realistically what could he do

Something!! he could have done Something!! How about build a damn the deal with the flooding ? Or care for the sick people dying at his feet. that would have been better than literally nothing and running away.

>>149731512
This, Even Kratos vs Asura is an example of this. The east only gets pity wins like Simon and Deku

>>149729266
GURM SITS on Kirkman and FLATTENS him with his lard.

>>149731643
Based.

>>149731644
you try building a damn and caring for the sick while having a big hole in your chest

>>149731652
Simon's statement wanking puts him at tiers he would absoLUTELY get destroyed in by the actual gigganiggaversals he's supposed to scale to

>>149731643
Jin woo won this thread

>>149731682
…in the jobbing to a bag of vomit competition

>>149731679
Anime and eastern shit literally one win by mismatching weight classes.

>>149731686
>>149731686
Migrate.

>>149731046
>When the CapeKEK gets nodiffed by your verse and offers you all his women

>>149731717
...which has never happened ever.

>>149731678
In the serveral centuries that past he could have done Something. You're just being stupid.

So now that the dust has finally settled down, how important is this feat from wally west?

>>149729153
Thats really fucked up.

>>149731920