Thread 149729293

/co/, I'm in love. Why is Wendy so perfect? Why can't I have a tomboy redhead girlfriend?

>>149729293 (OP)
>Why is Wendy so perfect?
false premise. she's a lazy witless promiscuous teenager

>>149729373
yes he already said perfect

>>149729451
>being a hecking whore with a double-digit body count is actually pure perfection, m'kay
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XUDbJn0-9g

>>149729770
I find this incredibly blackpilled. Any woman can easily get 100s of men to date and this was before online dating really took off. Women only care about looks and dipper is an incel.

>>149729293 (OP)
Let it go already Dipper, she’s not into you.

>>149729293 (OP)
“””tomboy”””

>>149730070
Give me one example of Wendy acting in a stereotypically feminine way.
>>149729770
>>149730223
Seethe

Mabel > Wendy
>>149729818
How did Dipper think he had even a remote chance of having her?

>>149730605
Getting mad her friend dated her ex, after she broke up with him.

Wanting a stuff animal at the fair.

>>149729818
Who would be good for Dipper, anyways?

>>149729293 (OP)
>Why is Wendy so perfect?
i genuinely can't remember any aspect of her character

>>149730678
>Mabel > Wendy
No

>>149730678
Honestly if Dipper had waited until he was an adult to confess his feelings to Wendy, she probably would’ve said yes to dating him. Though that’s assuming she didn’t get married before then.

>>149730798
>Getting mad her friend dated her ex, after she broke up with him.

Breaking the Bro code. Never date your friends exes, unless approved by said friend.

>Wanting a stuff animal at the fair.

Fair, but that's just typical.

>>149730865
A boy around his age

>>149729293 (OP)
Wendy is not perfect. She fits your ideals, but I want to rape her asshole in a truck stop bathroom and leave her half strangled to death for her family to find.

>>149731558
>assuming she didn’t get married before then
Not likely.
>poor white trash
>bumfuck, rural surroundings
>penchant for petty theft and vandalism
>town bicycle
She's almost certainly going to be a single mother before finishing high school.

>>149731303
Yes

>>149732023
>poor white trash
There's nothing that says that.

>>149732046
>Mabel grows up to be Rain from G Gundam
Neat

>>149732052
It's possible their family has money, with Manly Dan working as a lumberjack, but they're definitely coarse and unruly. Wendy's room was a mess, with her underwear strewn all about.

>>149729770
If you wanted a house built, and you wanted it done properly, would you hire someone who has never built a house before?

>>149732644
Hanging out in Dipper's and Mabels room be like

>>149730932
Cute Wendy
>>149732644
Now we are talking

>>149732644
That's pretty big

>>149732160
I wouldn't hire someone whose own house has walls smeared with shit and cracks in the foundation, and every person who hired them previously says they can't build for shit.

>>149731303
Much to her shock and disbelief, Wendy discovers that Mabel has been hiding her true power level this whole time: >>149732712 >>149732644

>>149729293 (OP)
Only dipper porn salavages her character

>>149734420
What character?

>>149734535
The character that begs for Mason's big dick, even though she plays it cool about it.

>>149729770
>mark epstein

>>149730865
Pacifica, but the manlet didn't like that the other writers made the rich girl somewhat relatable so he ignored her in the finale

>>149729293 (OP)
Do people here not understand that Wendy is based on an actual person?

>>149736642
Oh nice tied up. That's a neat touch.

>>149736450
That was disproven the month that connection was made

>>149729293 (OP)
Because they wrote her as the "platonic ideal of a 12 year old boy's crush" and like didn't dispute that idea. Like she is literally Dipper's dream girl and the only reason it's wrong for him to go for her is because the writers said it was. Like she not secretly a bad person or actually deeper than first impressions, she's is what she seems. Like there's no lesson her about Dipper interpreting her wrong, his first impression were right.
They really dropped the ball with her.

>>149736691
Kinda funny, Alex calls her "cool" and besides being dipper crush "cool" isn't a character trait. So ironically she comes off bland.

>>149736758
It feels pretty bizarre how that era of cartoon creators always preach about female representation but often create some of the shallowest female character ever seen in cartoons.

>>149736450
>tall for her age

Oh, so they have heights after all?

>>149737071
This is just the manlet being a hack like he's always been. He doesn't even know the actual measurements since he barely helps draw, other people do the work for him

>>149734377
Catbox an edit of this with an actual dick, please.

>>149737071
God Hirshe is such a prick. Like seriously how hard is it to just go "I never actually thought about it" or just through out a random number.

>>149737291
He's just an actual psycho. Let's not even get into some of the more horrendous accusations he got

>>149729293 (OP)
What is this screencap from and why is it so big?

>>149737363
This post gives me "And yes. This show did in fact air on PBS Kids" vibes.
I knew /co/ was younger than average, but you just outed yourself as either a 14 year old, or a very, very autistic manchild.

It was a warm, July afternoon in Gravity Falls. Dipper was walking home when he noticed the girl he obsessed over leaving the Mystery shack, thankful that her shift was finally over. Dipper couldn't help but notice the dark ring of sweat forming under Wendy's bra line which made breasts seem more prominent than usual. The heat was serving to exacerbate his budding sexual desires for the crimson haired object of his and lust. "I wonder if its true what they say? That he heat makes girls more...amorous than usual?" He thought to himself. "C'mon Dipper, say something to impress her, maybe about how many pushups you did yesterday! Girls like that sorth of thing ri....." his inner monolouge was cut short when to his surprise Wendy walked over to him.

She turned him around, grabbing him over the shoulders in a light playful chokehold as she gave him a nuggie. "Sup Dip-dawg?" She asked. "OH...UH...hey Wendy, just, you know headed headed home to record some some runes I took pictures of today in the woods! Hehe, Whats up with you?"

Wendy seemed not to notice his question. He turned his head to look up at hers when he noticed she was staring down infront of him. "Hey, what's that?" She asked.
"whats what?" he responded looking down. Suddenly he saw the object of her attention. The small bulge in his cargo shorts gave away his feelings for her

He quickly tried to pull away to explain himself but Wendy's lythe arms pulled him back closer to her. "OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T!..." He lost track of thought as he felt both her arms rearange themselves over his shoulders while her soft face pressed up against his.
"Dipper! Is this why your so nervous around me?" She giggled and ran her hand down the front of his shirt, pressing againts his pants just beside his throbbing erection, just short of touching it.
Dipper began shaking nervously. His face turned red as his eyes opened wider than they ever had. He felt her soft breath in his ear as she whispered to him.

"You know, there's things we could do to take care of this" She said softly. Dipper felt his heart stop. He responded in a nervous, broken tone.
"W...WE?" She then spun him around to face him . "Y..YEA WE!" She mocked him, the smiled as she looked into his eyes. "Tell me dipper. Have you ever had a blowjob?"

Dipper was too shocked to respond. Wendy giggled again and pulled him close to wisper into his ear again.
"Meet me at the old oak tree behind Mahr's cemetary in half an hour, and all suck you off."
Dipper swore he felt his heart drop into his stomach.
........................

Half an hour later Dipper walked though the gravestones to meet Wendy behind the old oak tree. He was more excited than he had ever been.
"HEY WENDY......i'm.. um here" Unable to control the volume of his voice and shaking with excitement, he began breathing heavily while Wendy silently approached him and knelt down on both knees. "excited?" She asked, grabbing hold the wasteline of his shorts.
"OH GOD, YES! HERE IT COMES!" He thought to himself. Shen then pulled a handkerchief out of her chevage and handed it to him. "Here, sorry but i don't like being seen when I do this sort of thing" He was too excited to question it and quickly tied it around his eyes. He felt his underwear being pulled down as his erection popped out. "FINALLY!" he thought.
Then he felt a sharp, stabbing pain on the tip of his dick. He screamed at the top of his lungs and fell backward into a bush. Ripping the cloth from around his eyes he saw that it was all a cruel prank. Wendy and Soos stood a few feet away laughing at him. Looking down he saw a large mouse trap clamped onto the tip of his still erect 12yo penis. He tried desperately to pull it off but it seemed tighter than a bear trap. He ran off crying into the woods

>>149737687
He's most likely the latter.

>>149737687
Sorry for having basic standards of sanity in which I don't think posting that kind of shit on Twitter is a very good action. I suppose this is just the norm nowadays

Half an hour later Dipper walked though the gravestones to meet Wendy behind the old oak tree. He was more excited than he had ever been.
"HEY WENDY......i'm.. um here" Unable to control the volume of his voice and shaking with excitement, he began breathing heavily while Wendy silently approached him and knelt down on both knees. "excited?" She asked, grabbing hold the wasteline of his shorts.
"OH GOD, YES! HERE IT COMES!" He thought to himself. Shen then pulled a handkerchief out of her chevage and handed it to him. "Here, sorry but i don't like being seen when I do this sort of thing" He was too excited to question it and quickly tied it around his eyes. He felt his underwear being pulled down as his erection popped out. "FINALLY!" he thought.
Then he felt a sharp, stabbing pain on the tip of his dick. He screamed at the top of his lungs and fell backward into a bush. Ripping the cloth from around his eyes he saw that it was all a cruel prank. Wendy and Soos stood a few feet away laughing at him. Looking down he saw a large mouse trap clamped onto the tip of his still erect 12yo penis. He tried desperately to pull it off but it seemed tighter than a bear trap. He ran off crying into the woods

Dipper was furious. Rage and frustration ran though his blood while pain shot through his now bloodied member.
"FUCK, FUCK FUCK!" He screamed in the privacy of his room. He didn't care if the entire house heard him. He was in the grip of a fury he'd never imagined possible. From the heights of expectation and ecstasy to the bottom of hell. All in a few moments his dream became his nightmare. How could she do this? How could she be so cruel? The humiliation was bad enough but it took all his strength to remove the industrial sized rat trap from his sore, bloody member.

"GODDAMN THAT RED HEADED BITCH! i'LL FUCKING MAKE HER PAY. I'LL MAKE EVERYONE PAY!" The beguiled boy walked toward his bed and pulled out a large black case from underneath. Opening it with blood-soaked hands he retrieved the object that would grand him his vengeance. He held a fully loaded AR15, ready to drag his cruel tormentor down into hell with him.

"SO COME ON DOWN TO THE MYSTERY SHACK AND BUY YOURSELF YOUR VERY OWN "MYSTER SHACK" BRAND INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH RAT TRAP! STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK A CHIUAUA'S NECK AND GURANTEED TO WORK OR YOUR MONEY BACK!" Stan was ecstatic to be advertising his new product on local television. He was sure this was finally the thing he needed to pay off his fines with enough left over for a trip to Thailand a week in the warm embrace of ten year old prostitutes as he delved back into his cocaine habbit. "SHOW EM' THE GOODS WENDY!" He shouted at the camera. The non-union cameraman quickly turned to Stan's favorite eye candy who was clad in a tight, scarlet dress. Wendy was laying on the floor with an assortment of mouse traps in front of her. The very same model she'd used to humiliate Stan's nephew only 2 hours before.

>>149734420
oh shit, Fred Perry did a Wendy comic?

Something like the clap of thunder erupted outside the mystery shack, causing everyone inside to jump out of shock and Soose to loosen his bowels into the cheaply made rat costume his Abuela had sewn together for his commercial debut. The door was suddenly kicked in by small, sneaker-clad feet. Dipper was ready to bring hell into this once safe and docile escape from the outside world

The angry boy ran into the room, shooting his weapon randomly into the air. One of the rounds hit Soos in the shoulder, causing him to pass out from both pain and shock. Stan's instincts kicked in as he quickly ran towards the opposite side of the room where he jumped through the glass Payne of a window. Wendy was too shocked to move. Her eyes grew wide as she struggled to comprehend the bedlam that erupted around her.
Dipper cried out in fury as she turned towards the object of his bloodthirst. Wendy quivered, barely able to hold herself up on both knees. She saw the once lovable, quirky boy she loved to mess with transform into the very picture of Satan himself. He stopped a few feat infront of her.

As her eyes teared up in fear she looked down in shame she lost controll of her bladder and felt a warmth run down her legs. "hey......D...Dipper"

"SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE BITCH! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE FUCKING WORD FROM YOU!" Dippers voice rang out. Wendy drew back and began to shiver uncontrollably.

Wendy looked down at the floor, afraid to move or speak. She had never been this afraid in her life. Not when she played Russian Roulette with Robby's dad's 22 revolver to show how tough she was, not when her father undressed her and forced his fingers into her at the tender age of 8, not even when she tried psychedelic mushrooms and had a bad trip last at last years 4th of july cookout.
She was sure she was going to die, then one last desperate stratagey ran through her mind. Looking up at Dipper with tear-filled eyes she spoke.
"I'M SORRY DIPPER, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M FUCKING SORRY. I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA, IT WAS SOOS, HE SAID THAT..." She was cut off
"BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH! GET READY TO DIE WENDY, GET READY TO FUCKING DIE AND BURN IN HELL!" He screamed.
"I'LL DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME! SWEAR TO GOD I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! I'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! PLEEEEEEASE! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!"

Wendy closed her eyes, praying her last gambit would save her life. She felt her would be killer's hand grip her dress and pull her face close to his. Dipper voice was raspy from screaming as he spoke to her.
"This...had....better....be...FUCKING EPIC!"

She didn't know where the urge came from. She didn't know how she mustered up one last ounce of desperate bravery, but one single though came to the young woman's mind in the face of certain death. It was like the very spirit of 4chan itself spoke to her through some unseen, mystical channel. It spoke and it said "TROLL HARD, OR GO HOME"
As her would be killer unzipped his pants, she reached behind her. She had one of the mousetraps stuck into the lining of her silken, victoria's secret panties. She had planned to pull the same prank on Stan later that evening, but now plans had changed.

With the power of over 9000 trolls she quickly pulled out the device and slapped it into the underside of Dippers penis, triggering the mechanism that caused it to snap back onto his already injured phallus.

Dipper screamed and jumped backward loosening his grip on the gun. Wendy had done it, she had trolled death itself.

Suddenly an orange fist seemed to come out of nowhere. It struck Dipper in the face, knocking him unconscious immediately.

Wendy clasped her hands together in relief as she looked up towards her savior.....He stood there in his republican glory as the sun seemed to emanate from his glorious blonde hair.

Donald Trump had come to to gravity falls to invest in Stan's new product, and not a minute to late. Wendy grasped his leg with a mixture of lust and gratefulness. The Don had truly made Gravity Falls Great Again.

>>149729293 (OP)
just for you.

>>149738083
Christ, you really are a baby. There are so many other reprehensible or dumb things the guy has done, like constantly whining and biting Disney's hand even though he would likely be a nobody without them, pr the time he donated to Planned Parenthood to spite randos on Twitter, but this is what rubs you the wrong way? Really, anon? Fuck off.

I like Wendy

>>149729293 (OP)
You fucked up on the color name, sorry this is a you thing for certain.

>>149738570
Nice.

you blew it

>>149741938
Oh dang, you redeemed it for OP. You can straight grant, steal their wish, or play symmetry.

>>149738570
I was genuinely expecting a Senator Armstrong jumpscare.

>>149729373
The only way she could be any more perfect is if she was pregnant with my children.

>>149739912
Rewatching Gravity Falls will makes me see that I was just 90% interested in hanging out with Wendy.

>>149743036
Anyone willing to make an edit where it looks like she's got bigger boobs, but they're obviously just water balloons?

>>149742353
I... could try to temporarily merge a ton of you for the spell. Literally each of you has sufficiently different genetics it could get her 30 cats worth of pregnant if my feelings are accurate.

>>149743387
Take your meds before posting again.

>>149743416
I don't have any, you either have a soul or just lost yours.

>>149736642
>>149734377
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>>149730932
someone is adding these to the collection, right?

>>149743590
The Lord (Kek) helps those who help themselves.

>>149738211
Sauce?
Plz don be AI:(

>>149731837
>gay Dipper
No

>>149738515
>>149738532
I just love a happy ending!

>>149744777
i'd like a happy ending from vicky

>>149744734
It is very obviously AI, anon. Real "art" is dead, thankfully. Just get a GPU and you can forget about those entitled assholes charging hundreds of dollars, thinking drawing smut is a real "job".

>>149745883
>You shouldn't have a job you like, you should be slaving away for some rich faggot
Why are people like you so bitter?

>>149746123
Drawing porn is not a job.

>>149746142
You didn't answer my question. Why are you so upset by the idea that other people get money from something they actually like doing? Are you just that pathetic?

>>149741938
Reminds me of this piece of concept art.

>>149746172
AIfags are universally ruled by spite and envy at artists making money doing something they can't.

>>149738083
>he made a joke about cartoon tattoos being occultic and posed with fake blood
Lmao is 4chan really on this level of pearl clutching black twitter puriteen now? Not the hecking red handprints!!! Wow he must be in one of those epic satanic gangs XD

>>149746297
yeah
AI fags are the ones full of hate and spite
sure

>>149746641
>All that "WE'RE REPLACING YOU", "YOU'RE TRANNIES" and flipping out over people taking commissions
>No YOU'RE the one filled with hate

AI slop Wendy in a dress, completely out of her comfort zone

Realistic isn't the right word, but I don't know what else to call fanart that redraws characters in more detailed styles than the noodle-armed beanmouth original.

>>149747213
But she had no problem wearing a dress in the show.

>>149749443
Someone call the cops.

>>149747856
Stylized.

>>149750333
Why? Red bull doesn't have any alcohol in it.