Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:15:29 PM
No.149730049
>>149730037 (OP)
Crazy they're putting the blood libel subplot into this movie.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:17:17 PM
No.149730067
>"Why take all their smurfberries when we can just become their shadow leaders and have them GIVE us smurfberries through (((taxation)))?"
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:27:33 PM
No.149730180
>"You see Gargamel, I have the perfect plan to get the Smurfs. First, we introduce central banking to their society. Once we control interest rates and the money supply, we can essentially adjust the lending and purchasing power at will! Then we simply import foreigners into their society to lower the value of their labor, and soon enough the Smurfs will have no choice but to be eternal debt slaves to us!"
>"....... I was thinking more like a big net."
