Thread 149735425

Would you still love your wife if she whored herself out to your landlord to keep him from evicting you and your children?

>>149735425 (OP)
I actually got made fun of for this. I had a classmate that would repeat this show, basically anytime he saw me.

it was a con, peter knew the lands would never grow any food. He just wanted mouse pussy

20 years later as a jaded adult who now "gets" "dark" humor, I still don't like this joke
I'll never be able to be a real edgelord like my internet heroes

Do you think this keep happening? and each time she got a little less hesitant to the point when she is almost bouncing with excitement to go off and fulfill her part of the agreement?

>>149735487
That's part of ehat makes the joke funnier. The mouse is in a basement. So one point is is there's no light, unless there's a window and even then it's only a small time of sun.

Second it's cement so the soil is only so deep.

>>149735516
>doesn't get it
the joke is questionable consent

>>149735559
the joke is absurdness

No. And nobody here who is honest with themselves would disagree

>>149735425 (OP)
Who is this semen demon?

>>149735425 (OP)
Define "whores herself out"...

>>149735754
Milf.
Mouse I'd like to fuck

>>149735516
Rat farm vs a rat farm.

If you said you had a rat farm, most people would assume you breed rats. Which is actually a market fpr people who have pet snakes. My friend sister did a prank on me as a kid, she offered me a cookie when I open the bag it was mice. She bought it for her snake.

The second is a rat actually being a farmer. Peter playing a southern landlord. The whole thing with the wife I have no idea if it's a reference or they just thought Peter fucking a rat would be funny.

I'm the landlord

>>149735762
Sexual services in place of payment (the rent)

>>149735754
Family guy rat

>>149735425 (OP)
At that point its time to shoot the landlord.

>>149735553
I mean going on hight ratio, would she even want to go back to her husband?

>>149735425 (OP)
Family Guy did this bit twice, by the way. The other was with Minnie Mouse.

>>149736049
You mean she's not coming back to life afterwards

>>149735425 (OP)
Furry “fandom” goes on >>>/trash/

I would never put my mouse wife in that situation.

>>149735425 (OP)
I'd be doing everything to not have to resort to that.

>>149736500
That wasn't as bad Walt was just drawing her naked for the art.

>>149736500
Does Seth have an obsession with mouses?

>>149735425 (OP)
Yes op i also got a boner from this when I was a kid. Same with the Walt Disney Minny Mouse joke

I think a lot of these jokes could land without moral apprehension if they kept the season 1 thing, where it's clearly just Peter's deranged and moronic fantasies

Would you want a mouse wife who is the size of a normal human, or a regular mouse?

>>149737572
Yes.

I swear this gave me a rape fetish.

>>149735425 (OP)
Of course. Landlords are heroes like firefighters or paramedics who provide housing to people in need. They deserve all the rentoid pussy they want and more.

>>149735425 (OP)
What did she mean by this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ExclusivelyPumping/comments/1jbocls/bad_joke_but_sometimes_i_feel_like_this_when_i/

>>149735425 (OP)
she secretly liked it

>>149735559
>>149735805
not what I meant

>>149736049
Peter canonically has a penis smaller than a baby so uh...

>>149738184
Im guessing she means she is a bad mother

Is this Buck Breaking but rats?

>>149738239
buck breaking refers to raping males so no

>>149736731
Mice Wife = Nice Life

>>149737572
Probably like a shortstack, maybe a meter or so tall. Don't want to fuck something smaller than my hand, but boosting a mouse to Human size even if it's anthro and made to look as pretty as possible would probably look still freaky, and my lizard brain would be on high alert at all times.

>>149738063
That cutaway specifically? https://youtu.be/LIEkvPmgAHI

>>149737572
Size of a normal human. Something I think about whenever I read discussions of the ideal woman height, is that I'm 6'5 IRL. That means that I could still say I desire a woman that's well above average height, but not in the gay femdom way, because I'd still be taller. Plus it'd be good eugenics which makes it hotter.

>>149738260
Ok what if Peter fucked the male rat in front of his wife instead

>>149735754
Goku's wife

>>149739128
Sounds hot.

>>149736049
The rat dick is bigger than Peter's probably.

>>149736049
Isn't it small

>>149740611
Lmao. Please tell me this was posted on /dbs/ before. They would get a kick out of this.

>>149735425 (OP)
No.
I would expect my dog wife to be completely faithful.

>>149737329
Who sez it's not?

just like in my doujins

>>149741183
Your doujins have bestiality too??

>>149737572
A mouse sized lady is the exact opposite of my fetish. What would i even do with her

>>149735425 (OP)
If it was this far back in time I'd just kill peter instead of letting his little penis in my mouse wife

>>149735425 (OP)
if she was a mouse, yes.

>>149742135
But what do you do if Peter rapes you in front of your mouse wife

>>149735425 (OP)
boopable snout!

>>149735841
Waiting for Mr Beast to do this in real life

>>149742166
I rape him preemptively

>>149742981
Waiting for a MrBeast episode in the next three years

>>149735425 (OP)
I'd only love her if she killed the landlord while his guard is down.

>>149737226
I think it's a jab at Disney.

>>149735425 (OP)
Yes.

>>149735425 (OP)
Why do people draw these types of characters with ridiculous overbites.

>>149746151
Because mice have long snoots, but they are lazy idiots who want to still draw human mouths so you end up with that dumb shit.

>>149737594
those are man hands.

>>149735425 (OP)
mouse milk.

>>149743663
>pic related
Im on the floor. Howling' ! zayummm. LMRAO !! Holy Cow ( with accent !) this is Funny AF! Ha! Yowza. I grew up with JQ as a boy in the 60's, Loved it then and Love it now at 65.
Zim zim zala beam...Hahahaaa!!

>>149735425 (OP)
Does she have any art?

>>149735425 (OP)
Her curly black hair is cute ^v^

>>149737594
>>149746308
And what's with the infinity diabetic supplies on the shelves?

>>149735425 (OP)
I want to make her smile.

>>149735425 (OP)
MAMMA MIA!!

>>149735425 (OP)
I would love her even more, no joke.

>>149735516
>>149735553
Am I the only one who thought the cut away jokes were never canon? it's basically make believe