Thread 149740899

>own his own business
>lives in a penthouse apartment
>this was considered a comical loser in 1999

>>149740899 (OP)
I mean yeah. You can have all that material shit and still be a loser.

>>149740938
This.
He stole a child's toy from a yard sale.

Makes what he did even more pathetic and brings up questions about him dressing up like a chicken instead of paying a mexican to do it, is it a fetish?

>>149740899 (OP)
you can have all that and still be a loser look at Elon dude is the richest man on Earth but he is still an aspie loser

>>149740977
it was a priceless collectors item in great condition
I'm not excusing it but I get it

Actually you know what
FUCK coomlectors
FUCK scalpers
FUCK hoarders
Bet he fucking resells shit too
They deserve to be a villain in a kid's movie. He's the type of guy to steal pokemon cards

I'm glad comic book collecting is relatively cheap compared to most collector autism hobbies

>>149740899 (OP)
who said the business was profitable and how much is he paying of rent?

>>149741171
musk's problem is that he's desperate to be liked by the internet but he doesn't seem to have any actual clue how to do that.
If he were smart, he'd use his mcduck ass pile of riches to push back against all the censorship and surveillance legislation that's floating around right now, but he wont. just bitches on twitter about it.

>>149741184
I can't agree more with this.

>>149740899 (OP)
he still is literally loser. he’s the equivalent of the modern day TikTok live dude that makes $100k a year selling Labubus

>>149740899 (OP)
Will his house or store hug him back? Will it ease his worries and hold him close when he's feeling blue?

>>149741232
>$100k a year
This is supposed to be bad?

>>149741214
I'm grateful for Musk. Other rich bloodsuckers care either for the minimum or not at all about how they're perceived, they're perfectly fine with staying in the background for the most part.
Musk forces himself into everything and makes everyone realizes these guys are just a bunch of a fucking soulless losers despite all the money

>>149741184
You dont get it dad its an investment and this one dude online is rich thanks to flipping pokemon cards

>>149741184
Witnessed, post not eligible for reuse.

>>149740899 (OP)
Wasn't he just a worker there who wanted to be rich and got screwed at the end?

>>149741624
Witnessed. You have a dream die from your own toxicity, huh?

>>149741264
it’s not bad or good. but if you spend most of your time in TikTok live selling Labubus you are a loser.
a rich loser, but still

>>149740899 (OP)
Just because he's well-off doesn't mean he isn't a loser.

>>149742106
I haven't seen Toy Story 2 in years, but he definitely owned that toy barn. Mans was prolly drowning in debt and needed money quick

>>149743754
It seemed more like it was an opening to help him get famous/more customers. He's probably a lucky retard that businessmen look down on because he doesn't get the interpersonal parts of the business. It's like a worse position than just winning the lottery. He just happened to force his way in because it's his ball and he'll go home if they don't let him play.

>>149741280
desu social media was already heading us into that direction. We already learned how retarded celebs were to the point that ecelebs are now on the same level as hollywooders. It was going to be natural that the world would find out that the left side of the bell curve doesn't discriminate when it comes to status.

>>149740899 (OP)
It's funny that being obsessed over shit isn't considered that weird any more. Like I still remember when watching anything outside toonami made you a weirdo weeb. Shit today it's almoet praised but i guess it's easy to do so if you pretend it's a part of grind culture instead of being genuine.

>>149740899 (OP)
He is every /toy/ fags dream

>>149741184
>Work in a retro game store.
>See the prices on old games go up because collectors inflated their price.
>We have this one arab guy come in, told us he's a flipper, gets shit graded, etc etc., and scrutinizes everything we have, and asks our opinion on what grade he could get if he sent it into wata.
>Gets annoyed when we tell him we're not interested in graded stuff, and he seems to show contempt for me in particular because I don't go 100% with him like I do others.
>He saw me sell some five screw game he needed for his collection to a kid and got majorly upset I didn't stop the sale and sell to him, or give the other the other version.
>Haven't seen him in months since that blow up.
Fuck collectors. Fuck flippers. Fuck hoarders. Fuck scalpers.

>>149740899 (OP)
Awesome, I guess...

>>149743754
Damn. Nice rack

>>149744013
There's no reason to buy retro games if you're not a collector.

>>149741214
lol he was liked by much of the internet when he shut his fucking mouth and let his PR people do their PR thing, it's been downhill since he went off on those dudes rescuing those kids trapped in a cave calling them gay kid touchers for not graciously accepting his retarded sub thingy or whatever the fuck it was

>>149740899 (OP)
He is not a loser, he is just a prick and a basedjak.

>>149740899 (OP)
Al should've tried getting with Andy's mom honestly, be the Father who Stepped Up

>>149741142
That's how he's so wealthy. He doesn't pay any employees, he does it all himself.

>>149747100
There should be a comic about that.

>>149741924
I'm putting that post in the public domain

At least he probably some connection with old toys
These days it's investors who don't give a single shit and just flip this shit up the wahoo

Time proved Al right. Andy was totally irresponsible with a piece of American history and Woody ended up being a lost toy with no voice box.
He could have been cherished forever.

>>149741171
>"Maybe he's rich...but he's a loser!"
Coping much, nigga? I don't like him either and he's a huge Zionist faggot but he's anything but a loser with all this fortune and power he has.

>>149748687
They should have referenced that in Toy Story 4.

>>149747679
There should...

>>149740899 (OP)
>Fat slob
>Greedy cheapskate
>Lives above his means because he cheats and cuts corners whenever he can get away with it
>Never played with a toy in his life and only sees them for resale value
>Longs for the ultimate payday so he can abandon his crappy business
Makes you think.

Resellers are scumfucks.

>>149750165
There is one already?

>>149743754
probably stating the obvious but I’m sure in universe the store closed down like toys r us have irl

>>149740899 (OP)
He was loathsome horrible person, nowadays that's what Americans consider normal because of how rotten they've gotten

>>149745906
>>149744013
I'm waiting for the bubble to pop and everyone run to sell

>>149751615
Probably closed down because 80% of toys come from China

>>149745927
>Still FALLING for the $0¥filter

Fuck off RETARD!

>>149745906
Hey fuck you guy, I wanna play on my NES i dug out of the basement.

Was he supposed to be a loser? He seemed more like a goofy everyman you laugh at rather than a loser, like Al Bundy or George Costanza.

>>149751726
No, Toys R Us was murdered by shareholders. Crying shame, they were the only store to treat Inventory contractors with any modicum of respect.

>>149745906
Collect these nuts nigger lmao

>>149741171
Not as much a loser as a terminal drug addict. He still has a family and a bunch of simps.

>>149752035
He's constantly on ketamine and other drugs, and a bunch of bastards he refuses to visit or help the mothers of. Simps are meaningless because he always wants more and more attention and admiration
He's like a crying wounded dog but with too much power

>>149751948
Toys R Us died because kids don't have toys any more, they have ipads.

>>149741184
>>149750394
Who hurt you... ?

>>149752746
ebay prices after 2020 did

>>149751829
Joke's on you, I actually typed 'basedjak'

>>149751615
It closes down at the end of the film itself.

>>149740899 (OP)
>>own his own business
With no profit what so ever, as he is burning through his inheritance. Basically his business is nothing but his way of indulging in his hobby on a larger scale.
>>lives in a penthouse apartment
Same. That wasn't bought with his money. Even the barn wich he converted into a store is the only thing left of an actual gigantic farm that kept his family wealthy for a couple of generations.
He has nothing, no friends, no pussy, no family. Just toys and a bad attitude, and the fact that he makes no money means soon he won't even have the toys.

>>149744013
Fake
If you had this much great stuff and he was serious he would have just started buying stuff he was sure he could flip for a quick profit while holding onto things that might pay out bigger but take longer.
>arab
Then again he might just be retarded

>>149753939
No, True and Real, dick

>>149752998
Cause you are an unliving $0¥plant pod made by the CCP

>>149749066
>the bottom bitch of peter thiel
>powerful

Lol
lmao

>>149753902
I saw the movie, they mentioned none of this.

>>149752920
Oof, I feel this

>>149744013
>>Haven't seen him in months since that blow up.
kek

>>149740977
Based

>>149740899 (OP)
He's a fat, ugly, bald, middle aged man into children's toys

>>149754911
Could be worse, he could be into children's cartoons.

>>149752920
They’ve been about the same since before 2020.

>>149752269
Shareholderfag Revisionism.

>>149740899 (OP)
Green is NOT his color

>>149752035
>Not as much a loser as a terminal drug addict.
Musk hasn't been sober since like 2014, brother

>>149755416
When's the last time you saw a kid playing with a toy?

>>149747100
their mom is fucking hot

>>149751615
Honestly probably worse since Toys R Us probably only lasted so long because it was the biggest toy store to begin with.
Toy Barn was probably a local shop fighting tooth and nail for every sale it could get out without the ubiquity of ToysRUs

>>149740899 (OP)
i don't think he was supposed to be a loser, just the bad guy. losers are always depicted as living with their moms and on a computer and obsessed with collecting. he wasn't any of that.

>>149740977
When I was a kid I thought he was gay for Woody

>>149740938
I mean a lot of people consider Elon Musk a loser, im pretty sure even his own father thinks so

>>149757181
I thought Toy Barn was a chain store like TRU, since the first film talks about Buzz toys being found in multiple Toy Barn outlets.

>>149740938
fbpb
4chan anons will be absolutely baffled to learn this, but you can
>have material shit
>have had lots of sex
>have lots of money
>have a cool car
>be attractive and/or a chad
>have career success
>have a wife and kids
And still be a giant, ultra, mega loser. Millions upon millions of examples of these cases.

>>149758279
What the FUCK is a winner then?

>>149758313
Someone who doesn't feel driven to do dumb desperate shit at the expense of others.

>>149758420
Driven is the weasel word. You lose fast when the focus changes.

>>149758279
>millions upon millions of examples
how many people do you think have all these things? you’re living in fantasy land

>>149758313
You're not going to like the answer, but it's literally just not treating people like shit and also not letting people walk all over you. It's being a functional person who people like.

>>149758473
I never said anyone has all these things. I meant that you could have any one of these things, or more, and still be a fucking loser.
I've seen people think having just one of these would solve all their life's problems. But it won't.

>>149752746
I always thought that the "Andy's mom was Jesse's former owner" was a bit silly since I feel that at some point Andy's mom would have mentioned to Andy something like "You know, I used to have a doll like that one" at some point between TS 2 & 3.

>>149758453
How is it a weasel word?

>>149740938
>>149758279
this makes zero sense. if you succeed in building yourself up, you won. if you succeed in maintaining it or better yet, going past that, you won. calling these people "losers" sounds like envy

>>149740899 (OP)
I mean, yeah, it’s Andrew Dobson.

>>149742147
You're so new it hurts

>>149758626
I realized my mind can comprehend magic in recent years and started thinking of how to get a magical contract working. From there it was moderately simple for me to start considering how a magical lie detector works in discrete and nebulous contexts. Working out any truth is not necessarily difficult in the first place, which makes it really easy to properly isolate variables for any supposed 'lie'

A lot of common phrasing is either a lie or just not meant for completely unilateral global ubiquitous accuracy. The word most likely to get put in quotes works as the intuitive hint for our lie detector. Dumps the epistemic work onto the most deceitful part of the statement whether we consider it factual or not.

Weasel might tell the truth, depends on its hypothetical reputation.

>>149754258
I mean its at least implied his business is struggling. he was basically a dollar toy store at the end

>>149758313
Hank Hill

>>149753902
>Even the barn wich he converted into a store is the only thing left of an actual gigantic farm that kept his family wealthy for a couple of generations.
That cant be true since the store is set in a city block.

>>149749066
>all the money in the world
>unwanted guest in the country that hosts you
>chose, of all things, to put his dick in disgusting slag Grimes.
Hes a fuckin bum, a super autist and a total pussy

>>149747100
>Al plays the long con and becomes Andy's new father and is actually really great at it but he's only in it to steal Woody.
>The toys try to paint him in a bad light or show that he's scheming but nothing works
>Some ending bullshit where Al goes "I got everything I need right here" and hugs Andy his mom

>>149741214
He comes off as being a 2016 era Election Tourist whose only prior experience with 4chan culture was /pol/fag greentexts and thinks that the whole site's like that, and therefore goes around pissing everyone off.

>>149752920
>saw TF2 action figures all the time
>thought most of them looked like shit and only bought the ones that looked decent
>all of them go for $200 plus now
These things used to literally be in the bargain bin at Toys R Us and Target.

>>149760248
If he wasn't cozying up to the dem establishment back then(which does go to show that no matter his politics, he's always a huge suck up), yeah he would absolutely be an r/the_donald refugee
I would say he would be the guy who thought 4chan was HACKERS ON STEROIDS but unfortunately that was the majority of newfags and probably what killed this site

>>149758313
one who lives with honor in a way. one who makes lines he doesn't cross and refuses assaults against him. one who does not let the hysterics of ingroup approval dictate what he thinks, avoiding mob mentality when he can. One who knows the difference between courtesy, kindness and genuine good even if he has to be abrasive.
avoid acting as toxicity feminine and toxicity masculine, the formers currently the greater force in the world, but the latter can take over you.
There's a good chance you're an atheist, but imagine that in the end you will have to stand by your actions after life by an all knowing judge. will you be able to say you wheren't a rat bastard or absolute parasite?

>>149758313
Someone who is satisfied with what they have earnt.
Jeff Bezos is a loser because he will never be satisfied, he will never feel like he has 'enough'.

>>149740899 (OP)
>He has money, there is no way he can be a comical loser!

This attitude is causing us a lot of problems.

>>149740899 (OP)
He wasn't a loser, he was an asshole.

>>149761049
another definition that makes no sense. someone who is constantly gaining isn't losing anything.

>>149742106
>>149743754
>but he definitely owned that toy barn
It's called AL'S Toy Barn.
What I can't figure is why the hell is a toy store empty on a Saturday? That joint should be crawling with kids.

>>149760997
I can say each thing in existence trying to push notions of parasitism at the level of abstraction you cite will feel its very soul dying for the act of trying to judge me or any other innocent.

I can say it with greater certainty than human existence.

The message of all the films is schizophrenic, and knowing that the writers and animators don't agree with it shows the problem with Hollywood cinema.

>TS1
Interesting existential plot with tacked-on villain. Syd being creative doesn't make him a bad kid.

>TS2
Interesting commentary on consumerism and nostalgia. But the story needs some villain, whether in the form of the “old” toy or the collector. That vengeful Protestant thinking. Christians are lame.

>TS3
Also nonsensical, given that in 2010 there are fewer children Andy's age playing with toys and only toddlers would play with them, the series thinks that toys being broken is bad. It goes against the message of the second and first films, with a bizarre rethread on nostalgia.

>TS4
Creativity is the villain, do I need to explain again how dumb the messages are?

Children's movies can get away with the most idiotic ideas possible.

>>149740938
>>149741171
Poorfag cope.

>>149761987
>Syd being creative doesn't make him a bad kid
No, him being a cunt who steals his sister's toys to mangle them and blow them up makes him a bad kid you disingenuous faggot

>>149761049
>Jeff Bezos is a loser because he will never be satisfied, he will never feel like he has 'enough'.
This is a textbook example of how poorfags think, projecting his own inadequacy and lack of vision onto someone else and arrogantly assuming he knows the thoughts and motivations of someone with vastly more responsibilities than he will ever have.

>>149762846
> Normal brother behavior
> evil

Cartoons have a problem with everything being “evil.”

>>149740938
what i take from this is to just stop caring what people think of you and just do what you want

>>149740899 (OP)
>happen to be wealthy
>waste all your money reserves on toys
I don't know about "loser" but he IS a retard.

>>149741211
This.

>>149753902
>>149759998
>That cant be true since the store is set in a city block
I looked it up, and it's true. His family used to own the physical space that eventually became the whole town.
It's in the "bible" of the production.

>>149763505
Does the bible also mention how Al was never allowed to own or even play with toys as a kid, which is why he cares nothing for toys or who owns them beyond how much money they're worth?

>>149763636
Dunno but that would make sense.

>>149753902
>>149763505
So basically his family was a bunch of parasitical landlords and now he's wasting all the money and property he inherited on garbage for children. How is that not a loser exactly?

>>149758279
Name 50

>>149762832
richfag cope.
There hundreds of examples of wealthy successful people killing themselves

>>149763981
Whatever kiddo, just hurry up with my frappucino.

>>149752746
This scene and song gets me choked up every time, I felt so bad for Jessie :(

>>149740938
This, just look at asmongold

>>149764673
crybaby

>>149763029
indeed

>>149741177
You see something like that at a yard sale you offer them $5. They obviously don't know what they have.

>>149766282
Absolutely shameless...

>>149758313
Probably someone who doesn't give a fuck what people like >>149758279
>>149740938
think

No matter what people will try to tear each other down. Even if someone is happy and minding their own business.

>>149760997
>the formers currently the greater force in the world

Lol this is such an /r9k/ christfag post

>>149761565
Well being an asshole MAKES him a loser, then.