>>149758941Penis cracking is not a pleasant experience. Imaging a kick to the groin so bad that not only your lowing region is in stinging pain for the rest of the day, your dick makes an audible *SNAP*. bloody and flaccid, limping helplessly from your crotch. The pain is so immeasurable that your legs give out on instinct. The pain keeps going and remains for so long, you wish your spine cracked, so that you couldn't feel your lower body anymore the lesson here is that you need superpowers, kryptonite or red sunlight to avoid regret