The 48th president seems like a good sport.

So is this show irrelevant or not? They look so fucking stupid giving this the light of day instead of just ignoring it.

>>149746143 (OP)
Why are they saying JD Vance is a midget?

>>149746143 (OP)
Smart move honestly, makes him look sane contrasted with Trump’s chimpout about SP.

>>149746163
Trey and Matt have long since checked out of anything creative and pretty much just hand off the script duties to their lefty interns who just steal memes of [insert popular social media joke here] and then make a whole episode out of it. Since the JD Vance face memes blew up, they think he’s actually a fucking Minion in real life.

>>149746163
he has a baby face so they gave him a baby body

Welcome back Our Cartoon President

>>149746143 (OP)
JD is going to be the next president isn't he?
Who do the dems even have to run in 2028?

>>149746143 (OP)
>man all these kids just saying outrageous things for attention are just grifting for money!
pot, meet kettle

>>149746214
You guys are gonna lose the midterms

>>149746163
Gay midget

>>149746241
Are they though? What have the dems done to even gain any support for the midterms? Also doesn't answer my question about 2028. The democrats are such a hot mess that they may actually lose the next two election cycles.

>>149746241
dems are broke and fractured. Both parties are in disarray right now. But if you think that there is a large chance for an overwhelming democrat victory you are just plain wrong

>>149746143 (OP)
>didn't say thank you

>>149746187
>>149746188
>>149746246
They really need to just make this an america only website, you fucking thirdies don't know anything.

>>149746214
I think he’ll probably be the next President without even needing to win an election. As a non-burger I’d actually like to see Trump die in office just to see how Americans react. Will his opponents suddenly start feigning respect or will half the nation party in the street? That would be wild.

>>149746279
The latter, I assure you.

>>149746241
How about leftists stop alienating their potential voters with slurs and insults
It's not rocket science on how to win over the people.

>>149746143 (OP)
Here’s some attention to detail, did any of you guys notice the couches in Mar-A-Lago have holes in them?

>>149746275
>Americans
I think the ignorance of that show is a Zoomer thing.

>>149746300
America became a third world country in 2016.

>>149746309
Same with Europe.

>>149746160
>IS SP STILL RELEVANT
>DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THIS
>PLEASE I NEED MY OPINIONS VALIDATED FOR THE CULTURE WAR
Every thread

>>149746160
they're trying to laugh it off after Trump boiling with rage made them look like idiots (again)

>>149746279
Anyone in positions of power will show respect to varying degrees. Your common man will show no respect outside of his grieving cult members.
Vance also doesn't have the charisma to keep the MAGA cult going, so Trump dying will probably see the cult fade out entirely by the next election.

is trump in every episode now

>>149746275
Are you upset that people don't hold much respect for Vance?

>>149746285
That’s an incredible thought though, isn’t it? Like plenty of people hated JFK but when he died almost everybody came together to mourn him out of respect. The thought of seeing Americans openly celebrate the death of the US President feels so unreal, but you’re probably right.

>>149746163
The Baby Face Vance meme + its a Fantasy Island reference.

>>149746214
Vance doesn't even have close to the same deranged charisma Trump has, and I don't see anyone in the MAGA sphere who does. When you build a movement around worshiping one senile old man who shits himself publicly, you can't just replace him with some stock politician

>>149746338
JFK didn't hate them back, that's the difference. He treated everyone with respect. Trump throws tantrums and calls people stupid and worthless on national tv.

>>149746143 (OP)
I don't really get Vance hate. He's pretty milquetoast and gets points just being the first relevant non boomer politician

>>149746330
welcome to 1.5 billion dollars of propaganda
what, you thought you could watch a tv show without paid propaganda shoved into your face? and you wonder why so many people are watching japanese shit instead of american shit

>>149746143 (OP)

>>149746345
Who do the dems have? If the dems are less charismatic that JD fucking Vance then it doesn't matter.

>>149746309
>America became a third world country in 1776.
FTFY

>>149746214
The question is will trump live to give vance his personal blessing.

>>149746357
He's a bootlicker, a sell out and even Trump thinks he'd make a lousy successor. He's basically Starscream.

>>149746314
Only the UK

>>149746365
The moment trump dies the republicans who have spent the last 10 years worshiping him are going to collapse. It won't matter as long as it's not kamala.

>>149746376
>Bootlicker
How? Libtards use this term so loosely I genuinely don't know what you mean

All JD needs is to wait it out till dementia Don eventually breaks down, just as the Heritage Foundation planned

>>149746387
He is someone who was personally against trump until trump became popular. He's Peter Thiel's yes man so he's pretty much a boot licker from every perspective.

>>149746387
>I lick boots so much I don't see the issue

>>149746387
I mean, the entire classic Republican party have all become bootlickers so it's a catchall term at this point.

>>149746376
Nah starscream had ambitions. Vance really doesn't. When was the last time you heard of Vance having an independent thought?

>>149746365
Newsome and Buttegieg will probably be the top two contenders. I could see a world where AOC dives in (not the most likely occurrence, but possible). Liz Warren might try again.

But ultimately, the Dems probably won't start making moves in that arena for at least another year or two.

>>149746402
>>149746403
Neither of you answered his question.

>>149746386
You're saying that as if the DNC isn't hated even more so than Trump.

>>149746386
>as long as it's not kamala.
Or any woman, really. America has shown that they'll vote for the blackest negro from Afreaka, or a senile pants shitter (both biden and trump) before ANY woman.
I flat out believe that America will never see a female president

>>149746407
>Newsome and Buttegieg
Have too many mishandled natural disasters tied to them
>AOC
The general US public will not vote for someone with that open of a socialist policy and her District has been doing poorly and will be a spot of contention
>Liz Warren
Is on the same level of Likability as Kamala Harris.

>>149746426
The first Female president will be a Republican. The democrats just keep putting up woman who are unbelievably unlikable cunts.

>>149746447
as long as it happened more than a year ago, mishandled natural disasters mean jackshit

>>149746467
Problem with your example, the democrats mishandled covid more than the Republicans.

>>149746465
Republicans don’t have likeable women.

>>149746487
who exactly was running the country and managing the national response, again?

>>149746402
>>149746403
Being a Republican doesn't make you a bootlicker though. The Democratic party just openly hate white people and supports trannies so people don't vote for them. Doesn't make the other side evil

>>149746495
it does when you retards take every possible opportunity to lick Trump's boots

>>149746495
Republicans are supposed to be fiscal conservatives.

>>149746494
The local governors were provided the powers necessary to run their states and ever democrat Governor fucked up profusely. Cuomo killed hundreds of Seniors by shoving them into retirement homes instead of Quarantining them. Whitmer enacted Martial Law. Multiple democrars went to parties and got their hair done while making it illegal to go to the beach. Not to mention more people died of Covid under Biden's 1st year than the entirety of Trump's presidency.

>>149746418
Its an easily googleable answer.
Vance was an extremely outspoken anti-Trump Republican after January 6th only to kiss the ring the moment it was convenient to do so. Its like how Ted Cruz sucks Trumps dick at every opportunity even after Trump aggressively insulted his entire family, it just makes all these politicians look like spineless sheep who will only ever speak up when its okay to do so.
And yes before you even type it Democrats do the same thing, Harris famously bashed the absolute shit out of Biden before it was clear she wasn't winning the nomination and became his running mate.

>>149746506
Ironic coming from the idiots that "vote blue no matter who" without question and literally were fine with locking people up in their homes 5 years ago.

>>149746241
https://thefulcrum.us/democratic-party-favorability-poll

>>149746528
but trump was president during the lockdowns.

>>149746528
nigga Harris literally lost the election because she told the more progressive wing to go screw, and they did. "Vote blue no matter who" became a meme because Democratic voters AREN'T as fanatically loyal to their team as the retards who can't stop sucking Trump's dick.

>>149746536
That didn't count.

>>149746536
I'm sorry who enforced the lockdowns? Because last I checked the federal government only ever enacted a week long one. Why was I able to go to the beach in Flordia while people couldn't go to the beach in California over a year later?

>>149746522
Thats because vance was a manufactured candidate. He was supposed to represent the establishment party, but once they realized that trump was going to win, the only choice was to have him flip hard to national populist politics. In reality, he is just a Jewish golem created by Peter Theil.

>>149746143 (OP)
based vance

>>149746557
>Peter Theil
Would you shut the fuck up about this faggot.

>>149746552
>Florida
Okay your posts makes more sense.

>>149746506
But not every single conservative runs nonstop defense over every little thing he does. The system is flawed and he was the best candidate and hasn't done too and a job. Acting like people just participates in voting is "bootlicking" is insane

>>149746570
>No Answer
Not shocking

>>149746241
That doesn't really change what he said. A party can lose the midterms but still win the presidency, they're two separate things. The dems won the midterms during Reagan's second presidency, but Bush Sr will won the presidential election after that.

>>149746375
If Biden can, so can Trump.

>>149746214
Maybe they can run Kamala again lol. I think they will take the wrong lessons from Hilldawg's and Kamala's loss and assume it was because they were woman and one was brown so they will try to find a white guy to run. Maybe Beshear? Newscum is more likely though.

>>149746345
I think just Trump being around to prop up Vance will be enough. Vance was polling in like 4th or 5th place during his senate run in Ohio but Trump's endorsement catapulted him straight to first place. Leftists are all complete morons anyways so they can't understand the appeal of someone who doesn't want to chop off the dicks of little kids or roll out the carpet for infinite illegals.

>>149746331
He seems more annoyed that they didn't understand the reference.

>>149746357
They're mindless drones who get angry at who the television tells them to get angry at, and the tv tells them to get angry at Orange Man and anyone connected to him.

>>149746407
The dems would be insane to run Bootyjuice, America isn't going to vote for a fucking faggot.

>>149746528
It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

>>149746541
No, she lost the election because everybody could see her pivot to the center was fake as fuck and she was still a commiefornian underneath it all.

>>149746530
Someone disliking the Democrat party doesn't mean they will vote Republican though, especially if that person is already a Democrat themselves. They can still show up to vote against the GOP instead of voting for the Dems, it works the same either way.

>>149746262
Dems are never winning an election ever again.
The only demographic to shift left are all dying geriatrics, and they've made lifelong enemies of the entire Zoomer generation for what they did to them during covid.

>tripfag
thats a skip

>>149746506
Is that why three Republican Senators actively voted against his Big Beautiful Bill? Why is it that the Republicans are the only ones that don't vote in unison in the house ans Senate while the democrats do?

>>149746143 (OP)
*47th

Epstein files?

>>149746567
>shut up about the guy running the company taking billions from the CIA to effectively create an AI survelliance state.
Yeah just keep ignoring what our government is currently doing

>>149746160
It's irrelevent to everyone except gen xers; they are only one they still watch it. Bringing attention to it may seem stupid but it's a pretty effective strategy considering how Trey and Matt get absolutely assblasted when the people they mock shrug it off. Paris Hilton and Seth McFarlene thinking the satires of them were funny almost broke them.

>>149746598
You sound like the same fuckwits that don't stop talking about Soros.

>>149746262
>>149746295
>>149746530
If democrats are losing the midterms, why is Texas going out of its way to redistrict its map so there is five extra republican seats?

>>149746143 (OP)
Why do right wing politicians care so much about a cartoon?

>>149746616
Because republicans always want to rig elections

>>149746598
>AI survellience state
>Consolidating databases ran by the same organization (the federal government) so data isnt haphazardly replicated across different agencies

Tell me you dont have a job worth a damn without telling me.

>>149746616
Just dont notice that please.

>>149746616
so they extra dont lose the midterms
>>149746611
continue being an ignorant moron. I just made 500$ this week from my palantir stock

>>149746616
>Why wouldnt we shore up our advantage in a country where elections swing wildly every couple years?

>>149746616
Because merely winning isn't enough, you deserve to be completely annihilated.

>>149746623
and what exactly do they explicitly say they want to use that data for anon? use your head here

>>149746616
Look at a fucking district map of NY or California nigger. They gerrymander just as bad if not worse.

>>149746596
Sir, we do not talk about Epstein. No we do not talk about Epstein.

>>149746275
Honestly, that show ran in Europe too. Amd it was a success.
What you mean could be an age thing than a country thing.

>>149746634
Ok anon. Tell me with all your infinite wisdom what the federal government would do with a database that holds the same data as the thousands of other databases spread out across the federal government now? I'm a DBA so I'm curious what they can do that I havent thought of yet.

>>149746631
Swing wildly because democrats could possibly win the midterms
>>149746640
They sure do. And they probably are going to again thanks to Texas.

>>149746663
>all palantir does is manage databases!
Why do anons gleefly love showing how uninformed they are?

>Well, I've finally made it

Well /co/?

>>149746618
Right wingers are very rarely made to feel like they're understood by the media so a lot of them latched on to South Park as "their show" because Matt and Trey were libertarians. Having "their show" turn on them is literally breaking their minds.

>>149746688
I'm still not seeing an explanation anon. I've consolidated many databases during my career. I'm curious about what nefarious things I could have been doing that I havent thought of.

>>149746709
Right wingers don't watch the electric jew.

>>149746711
I have 8 years experience in app development, im not discounting your experience. But you
do know that AI system that the israelis use to compile data to track and designate targets in gaza was built by palantir right?

>>149746711
You're not going to get an explanation because all these fucks do is regurgitate bullshit the MSM told them to regurgitate without thinking about it. Dumbass probably doesnt even know what a database is because he's a barista working at Starbucks.

>>149746640
Democrats also have instituted independent commissions drawing maps. But what is the point of having those if republicans will keep gerrymandering so much that they keep winning elections despite having less votes?

>>149746760
>independent institutions
>that are staffed by Democrats
Wow.....

>>149746751
>I have 8 years experience in app development,
Cool. You still clearly dont know anything about Database Administration. And coding a personal project with Python doesnt make you an app developer.
> But you do know that AI system that the israelis use to compile data to track and designate targets in gaza was built by palantir right?
And? Are you implying Palantir is going to install a backdoor onto this database the feds are building? Or the feds themselves wrote into their contract with Palantir that they will use that AI system to track Americans? Do you have any evidence of this?

>>149746143 (OP)
>libshit """humor"""
Three more years btw

>>149746711
I've noticed a lot of leftytroon arguments have started to rely on trying to get the listener to fill in blanks that don't exist.

>>149746760
>independent commissions

>>149746619
>Voter ID is rigging
Wow, you're right, why can't non-citizens vote? That's just cheating!

>>149746320
This kek

>>149746760
I believe in killing every leftist on every hill by any means necessary.

Epstein files?

>>149746769
the only thing I need to know about DBA is how fuckoff easy it is and how you will be out of a job in 5 years.

>>149746694
You first. Give us your enlightened opinion on a fucking Assigned Male comic.

>>149746820
Full of Trump being a kiddy diddler. Try not to be surprised especially when you hear about how he wanted to date his own daughter

>>149746837
I don't think the guy who's into supermodels with big boobas is into kids.

>>149746578
hang yourself, mass replying namefaggot

>>149746862
Thanks jd, your couch is in the mail

>>149746865
You missed.

>>149746820
Are you STILL talking about that creep??!!??!!??

>>149746295
What do you mean? Shaming people ALWAYS brings them round to your side.

>>149746322
>Trump boiling with rage
When did he do that?

>>149746945
Dodge this. *shoves fist in your bussy*

>>149746309
You do know third world means undecided between capitalism and communism right? People actually know what third world means and are only pretending to be retarded right?

>>149746530
>The fulcrum
Lol
Lmao

libs will fall over themselves with mental gymnastics to try and ignore the fact that we have a Zionist Occupied Government

>>149746163

>>149746241
You didn't answer the question about 2028, Who do the dems even have to run in 2028?

>>149746788
Illinois doesn’t have independent body drawing the maps. Meanwhile a state like California currently does.

>>149746143 (OP)
>NOOOO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO OWN IT YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SEETHING AND MAD LIKE I AM ALL THE TIME
why are liberals like this?

>>149747530
hatred of both their parents and God for making them exist

>>149747441
They have lots of go-... well, they have lots of choices, anyway.

>>149747451
California's districting is just as bad numbnuts

>>149747559
if they pick Harris against Vance, they lose. Dems really are the best at being losers despite having every advantage.

>>149747579
Dems don't have actual primaries, and the people running the party are even more retarded than their voters.

>>149747592
Neither party has had an actual primary since superdeligates were allowed.

>>149746143 (OP)
the way that they frame it that the real problem is people saying mean things about jews and not, oh I don't know, them currently genociding a group of people, really just shows how out of touch they are and how much of a crybaby Matt is.

>>149747618
Lets be honest, if anyone important gave a shit about muslims we'd never be in trillions of dollars of debt thanks to fucking bush.

>>149747611
Obviously Trump has never been the establishment GOP's choice, so no, Republicans still have primaries.

>>149747611
The Republicans don't have super delegates in their primaries. It's how Trump was able to win in 2016 and 2024

>>149747668
its also how bernie got cucked in 2016 because literally all of the dem superdelegates went to hillary

>>149747561
How is that bad?

>>149747668
>>149747737
take this faggot college boy shit to >>>/pol/

Is this /pol/ or a thread on the new South Park Episode?

>>149746694

>>149747811
What's the difference?

>make fun of him
>he wins
>ignore him
>he wins
>sue him
>he wins
>try to imprison him
>he wins
>try to kill him
>he wins

>>149747745
Do you not see the random snaking and jutting out of dozens of the districts? Just look at districts 22, 19, 41, or 31 for example

>>149747870
Isnt that guy a pedophile?

>>149747880
I don't think he posts on /co/

>>149747880
Don't you think if he was a pedophile the previous president would have prosecuted him?

>>149747906
What if that president is also a pedophile?

>>149746365
Keep in mind Obama only started getting a push in 2006 from Oprah and was president by 2008(and Oprah was like half the reason he became president)
Trump also really only started positioning himself as a candidate the year before the 2016 elections. This stuff happens really suddenly

>>149747880
All the Woke Scum says that, you moron.

>>149747906
If the AG wasn't fucking Marrick Garland, probably. Literally one of the worst AGs we've ever had.

>>149746596
>>149746820
Yeah let's talk about the Epstein files. Why didn't Biden or Harris release them? They had four whle years to do that.

>>149747959
Are you kidding? Everyone know's he's a pedo at this point. You either are fine with it or it doesn't matter enough for you to stop supporting it.

>>149747976
They were literally sealed until this year thanks to ghislaine's trial.

>>149747979

>>149746865

>>149746163
Its a Fantasy Island reference with Mar a lago instead

>>149747772
Nobody goes there, and the Left/Woke Scum are cowardly enough to always delete this threads.

>>149747998
Who sealed them? Why not use presidential authority to unseal them? Why did Democrats keep quiet about it?

>>149747979
See this is what happens when you get your information from talking heads and refuse to actually seek out information for yourself.

>>149748024
That's not how presidential authority worked and a judge did.

>>149747979
Said the Woke Defender.

>>149747880
no, you're thinking of the last guy

>>149748002
kek

>>149748006
>>149748040
>text wall memes
Bruh, I supported Trump in the last 4 elections (including 2012). Stop embarrassing yourself.
There's no evidence he's a pedo. It's just sus he flipped on releasing the files is all.

>>149748053
You mean the old man who is at the age where most normal people are lonely is a bit handsy when you've been saying for years the guy is slowly losing his mind somehow means he's a pedophile even though he does it with people of all ages? it's not sexual the guy just lonely because he's old and not taking seriously.

>>149746143 (OP)
It's been hilarious to watch Vance especially Judeo flip every astroturfed meme campaign against him.

>>149748039
Donald Trump unsealed bunch of other things that has been on the last for longer than the Epstein files.Which also managed to get a number of the surviving family members to be victims of scammers or targeted by them at least because of blanket I'm going on sale massive amounts of files without even checking them. Also the Democrats didn't campaign on we're going to release the papers to the general audience and then not do so.

>>149748077

>>149748053
Yeah...

https://x.com/Stone_tossers/status/1951314444077920579

>>149748180
>Judeo flip
kek

>>149748158
No, Biden is an actual pedophile.

>>149746616
Because every state gerrymanders when they get the chance

>>149748077
He also said that they were probably got tampered with by by democrats and nobody should trust them and we have evidence He's listed in them and that he was good friends with the man; Not to mention 200 he completely turn around on why you should get me into get the files out into why are you even caring about this this is so old I'm going to unlock files even older than this man's suicide / someone killed him / maybe he paid the gods to let him kill himself.


>>149748208

This looks like something anyone could have made. Did his daughter actually accuse him of this in real life or did they just say she did in this diary that she denies?

>>149747979
Is this the new thing now? Calling all Trumpers pedophiles? I feel like this just makes the people doing the accusations look more unhinged?

>>149746143 (OP)
I don't know why but I get such a non-reaction from South Park now like I see this stuff and I'm just like ''ok'' I haven't watch the show in years but anything new I see I feel that way and even most old clips make me feel like that. So is the show not funny anymore? Was it ever funny? I don't even care about this political nonsense so it has nothing to do with that.

>>149747745
>Its not bad when democrats do it

>>149747880
You and him like the same porn

>>149746275
It's 2025, these creators are so fucking old referencing 70's shit like it's the damn 90's.

>>149748290
or 2000s

>>149748249
Thats the thing. It is unhinged and just going to make people more angry. Nobody is going to be shamed into changing their politics because some troon who tries to push his gender ideology on kids called them a pedophile. Normies who are observing from the outside are just going to be confused as to why one side is obsessed with one of the sickest sins a human could ever commit.

The Left doesnt know how to relate to people because they arent people.

>>149748249
I mean trumpers support pedophiles but I wouldn't say they are pedos themselves. Literally multiple but Trump is the main one.

>>149748283
>drawing pictures is the same as raping real people
When did Trump supporters become SJWs?

>>149748247
The FBI confirmed it's her diary when they raided James O'Keefe's house to confiscate it.

>>149748300
Austin Powers would a been a better reference and people under the age of 40 and zoomers would've of got the joke.

>>149748305
>Nobody is going to be shamed into changing their politics because some troon who tries to push his gender ideology on kids called them a pedophile.
And people can't call Donald Trump a pedophile because he's probably on the list because he's calling it bad and did a completely 180 saying it would destroy the Democrats to the Democrats have co-operated the capital and we have evidence of a few people telling him he's on the list and anyone who calls him a pedophile because of that is somehow a transvestite trying to force an ideology that has been a thing in North America before white people?

>>149748180
>tourist gets detained and deported for having Vance meme on his phone
Flip? Seems like the memes make him furious

>>149746241
Every president outside of post 9/11 George Bush has lost the midterms going back to Carter (and that's only cause he was a dem and the democrats controlled the house and senate back then)

Trump is great because he's show that the right truly does not give a shit about anything besides owning the libs and getting rid of brown people

>>149747745
There are 9 republican congressman
If it was proper distributed there would be 22.

>>149746143 (OP)
the 48th president wasn't featured in South Park.

This episode was really funny but the parts that were funny had nothing to do with the politics/"commentary". The master debating joke is actually really funny, Cartman getting angry at Clyde stealing his bit is funny, Mackey being confused as fuck while being an ICE member is funny.
But the trump bits, the bits about the lady I have never head of until today, the constant attempt by matt and trey to be as left wing looking as stop South Park being tagged as a right wing show anymore, none of that stuff works or is funny.
The show clearly still is a banger in terms of comedy but their commentary targets for this season feel very shoved in and uncreatively executed compared to the past seasons/specials.

>>149748311
If I jerk of to pictures of feet do I suddenly stop being a foot fetishist?

>>149748330
its weird that they are trying to make him an amalgamation of right wing grifters, but it comes off entirely as nick fuentes

>>149748339
AI generated post

>>149748389
That literally is proper distribution by land mass. There's literally not one duck or absurd land mass. Each is roughly a square that hits certain populations in there. Blame republicans for being spread out the way they are.

>Right wingers don't like them anymore
>Lefties don't like them anymore
Who likes this stuff anymore?

>>149748462
liberals who worship jews as some kind of paragon of civil society

>>149748457
I don't believe in distributing by land mass.
We shouldn't have district's anyway, and should use a proportional system like the netherlands.

>>149747880
>all the seething at this post

The masturbating joke made me laugh way more than it had any right to. The ICE thing was pretty funny and on point too. The right wing grifter stuff wasn't. That style of full on schizo right win grifter youtuber channels died in like, 2021 and due to recent media with obvious left wing biases getting more and more shit, most "right wing" commentary channels are now very down to earth and most people find them acceptable. It feels like a very outdated thing, especially with most of those type of channels not doing the hardcore christian trump thing anymore.

>>149748498
>That style of full on schizo right win grifter youtuber channels died in like, 2021

Jubilee videos hit millions of views in days. This is just flat out wrong

>>149746143 (OP)
I mean are we suprised, his speciality is no selling all the lame ass memes and attacks against him and participating in hostile interviews and debates.

>>149748462
people who can take a joke

>>149746143 (OP)
Why did Trump replace Mike Pence with Vance?

Mackey being in ice was way funnier than I expected but these two episodes seem very outdated in the sense that they keep acting like being right wing is a thing only reserved for trump dick suckers when since middle of 2024, there isn't as big of a social war between right and left as both hate trump and want him and extremist policies gone, not to mention much of the normie population started to regress on really cringe left ideologies making the two even closer.

>>149746143 (OP)
I do wonder what the history books in 50 years will be teaching on this past decade or so.

>>149748558
You’re retarded

>>149748558
What extremist policies?

>>149748552
But the show isn't funny, random clips of modern Family Guy are more likely to make me laugh.

>>149748553
because pence was cucked and vance is based

>>149748558
Dumbass

>>149748567
America elected a pedophile Israeli asset to crash the economy because they’re cattle and think billionaires getting richer is good for the average person

>>149746143 (OP)
Matt and Trey are fucking SEEETHING that nobody is getting mad over their parodies.

>>149748290
It's funny seeing all this type of old style adult cartoon humor get replace by shit like Smiling Friends or whatever.

>>149748573
Having national borders.

>>149748498
I'm getting ads with charlie kirk's stupid face right now, buddy. "Right wing" channels are still obviously in it for the sponsorship money than actually having any real personal opinion to push.

>>149746214
Does it matter? Once the ballot stuffing illegals are gone, the Dems have no hope of actually winning an election the normal way whatsoever.

I'm sure their pick will be a brown lesbian of some kind that no one will ever want around.

>>149748601
Has South Park actually ever made anyone mad? I feel like any time I hear it does, it's just an exaggeration.

>>149746279
Most likely half the nation will consider it some kind of massive conspiracy assassination. If he trips on a step, the news will scream how George Sorros had that step specially installed to assassinate him. Chokes on a french fry, that was a super secret liberal fry....

>>149746338
Not really all that surprising when it's a guy that insults someone every day. Trump takes time out of his day to attack someone, criticize someone or outright insult them, every single day. He generates his own hatred, and somehow his cult really really fails to understand that. The resentment directed towards him is completely self inflicted.

>>149748553
The January 6 plot involved kidnapping Pence to declare the 2020 election results as false. Pence, prior to this, called up some people for legal advice and was strictly told he cannot do that. So he didn't go along with the January 6 plan, and that was the end of that.

Trump, working with his campaign financiers like Peter Thiel, was given Vance as his running mate. Vance is closely associate with Thiel.

Basically, Pence is a more old-school Republican, and Vance is more aligned with the more modern tech bros

>>149748644
Maybe you shouldn't have tried to shoot him in the head twice after spending 6 years using all media outlets to encourage people to try shooting him in the head.

>>149748619
>ballot stuffing illegals
Retard.

>>149748634
>Has South Park actually ever made anyone mad?
Jennifer Lopez

>>149746338
''Class acts'' don't exist anymore like everyone gotta be >>149746349 like this, we don't have people just do the work and move on even if people don't like them you can respect them, I mean look at actors back then vs now and how they act off camera.

>>149748690
>Bullshit bullshit bullshit
>Bullshit bullshit bullshit
Also Pence had legal capabilities to question the election, so much so they had to remove that power with an act of congress following the 2020 election.

>>149748644
....sort of like how you libfucks actually did try to kill him twice now"? Don't cry foul after fucking around at this point fucking retard.

>rightoids are unironically calling Vance the 48th president
Lmfao what level of delusion are these losers on

>>149748558
It's one of the things that make me convinced the whole trump plotline this season was forced to let the show stay on streaming platforms. Season 20 didn't do favoritism, the covid specials didn't do favoritism, the toilet and ozempic specials were directly against left wing culture promoting dangerous medical shit, and the pander special was mainly making fun of woke media with the cartman bit just a small explination of how grifter channels aren't helping either.
Now suddenly for this new season Matt and Trey believe all right wingers are evil giant racists and the only way to save America is to go full far left? Yeah this new season is totally not forced guys.

>>149748592
It all just feels like an extension of the cold war. Nuclear fission ruled out major countries going at it directly, and now everything is just stupid subterfuge. It terrifies me that private companies are planning to develop their own private nuclear warheads.

>>149748690
I know this isn't the time or place but I resent the 'tech bros' label. These people are management class through and through. Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, they own and manipulate tech companies but their own hand in the technology is incidental.

>>149748701
seething ballot stuffing illegal

>>149748701
Do I need to tap the screen again? Or are you that level of fucking stupid that you think AAAALLLLL that red can somehow lose to that teeeny tiny iddle widdle amount of blue?

>>149746143 (OP)
This is the most Gen X boring comedy shit I've seen in awhile, do young people even like SP?

>>149748718
I do hope you're being paid to post here, buddy.

>>149748567
>In the final days of the decadent American hegemony, democracy showed itself to be fatally flawed in creating a chaotic, disharmonious society which could only be rectified through the rigorous application of social control
>Remember to practice President Zuckerberg-Chan thought every day to increase your Palantir Social Credit score!

>>149748746
Do you have any evidence other than Donald Trump says this happened?

>>149746349
>They hated him for speaking the truth

>>149748718
Yes, because it’s a bit absurd that if the sitting president loses then his VP could just unilaterally question the votes when doing his ceremonial verification and count.

>>149746143 (OP)
>constant astroturfing
it's tiresome

last time I watched south park was like 20 years ago. I don't care about [insert current topic]

>>149748759
Land doesn't vote no matter how much you screech about it. Most of those red states are just farmlands and national forests.

>>149748777
Yes, we all watched it happen, including you.

>opens south park thread
>rightoid
>racist
>trump blower
>rightoid
>rightoid
>nazi

I knew certain threads on /co/ are dominated by seething trannies that are only here so they won't be crucified for jacking it to young cartoon characters but why are they in the south park threads of all places? I haven't seen this many buzz words in a thread since forever.

>>149748798
But ten states full of people do, but the Demofucks want just Los Angeles alone to control all national elections.

>>149746143 (OP)
You mean future inmate at ADX Florence, jail every last member of Trump's administration

>>149748792
What's absurd was rigging an election to install four years of this.
God willing, President Vance will have you all executed for treason.

>>149748812
>Ten states full of people
>Less than one state with 1/5th of the population
I guess you prefer tyranny of the minority when it suits you.

>>149748806
>They say while using buzz words

>>149748806
>t.

>>149746365
They have the Wisconsin tampon using draft dodging deserter coward who ran off to China for a decade. That was their best shot apparently.

>>149748819
Why do I feel like most of those images came from Comedy TV shows or comedic movies and not to be taken seriously when they were being sown but these are being taken deliberately out of context now?Also how many places do they do the voter suppressant of minorities by having them wait 10 times longer to have one volt only to find out that they've been called from the voter list because of reasons of your more likely to vote Democrat than Republican?

>>149748841
I literally typed the stuff I saw here as an example of how weird the thread is.

>>149748759
Population density maps that show how many people live in urban versus rural areas are more interesting to me. Gerrymandering is such a ludicrous concept, it's so disheartening that the vast majority of politicians are in favor of it instead of an independent commission to actually make it fair.

>>149746357
I never got Trump hate, liberals act like he personally broke into their house and killed their dog right there in front of them the way they screech and moan.

Lmao why are chuds so obsessed and insane?
Do they think this is normal?

>>149748558
>Trump
>Extremist

We wish Trump was the mega Hitler you people made him out to be

>>149748690
>Pence is a more old-school Republican
You're right. Nobody likes Neocons anymore.

>>149748861
If you had fair maps republicans would lose so many seats

>>149748856
this poster is a mentally disabled jewish pedophile btw

>>149746376
>>149746406
Ron DeSantis was the Starscream for Trump during the primary. He had his shot and no one cared so he slinked back into kissing Trump's ass.

>>149748878
>Why do you care when someone regularly shits on the constitution

>>149748690
>involved kidnapping Pence to declare the 2020 election results as false.

Tell me you havent read the Constitution without telling me. Where did you hear this from? Some Lefty news outlet I bet

Daily reminder that republicans voted for this and they call you a tranny for hating it

What the hell is with the recent influx of /co/mblr? Is it summer? Or are they bots? The last few weeks were really insufferable.

>>149748718
Explain how it’s bullshit without any buzzwords

>>149748906
Fact check - false

>>149748911
>influx
Child I've been here since 2004.

Why do normal people hate trump now?
Why are the younger voters flocking to left wing representatives like zohran??

>>149748905
You're either a teenager or a foreigner. You'll get better with practice.

>>149748911
it’s South Park, the entire fanbase has always been super left wing just like the show.
Hell they were one of the first to teach children that gays are actually heckin valid actually and if you’re mean to jews you’re a chud strawman like cartman. Don’t know how they got a current reputation for being centrists.

>>149748911
If you want a white supremacist echo chamber with a hint of Zionism go to /pol/

>>149748906
Legitimate question how do states or cities boycott a country?Do they make it in legal for companies or businesses to buy from that country I'm legitimately asking? because I don't exactly get how this boy caught in of Israel or making it illegal to boycott Israel is supposed to what do they make it an eagle for you to not buy from the country of Israel?

>>149748878
There are valid reason to dislike Trump because hes a politician so naturally he will be polarizing. The TDS on the other hand is a weird thing. These people 100% get it from the talking heads on TV. There are countless videos of the Internet of people going to Trump protests to question the idiots there and none of them can articulate why they dislike Trump

>>149748911
You can tell this poster is a MAGAbot because their programming can't conceive the answer already

>>149748313
Source:my ass

>>149748878
He’s a pedophile

>>149746775
So all liberals have is getting in front of a camera and just insulting people? That's it? That's all they got?

>>149748968
Trump is a pedophile

>>149748968
>we've reached the point in the thread where MAGAbots are trying to convince you that normal people hate Trump because of TV
>which is ironically where most MAGA boomers get their information
This astroturfing strat won't work anymore pal

>>149748906
I fucking hate the history rewrite going around Israel.
>me when I get mad that the nation the US directly helped gain independence and establish power in the middle east, that has been involved in every single military interest the US and NATO have had in the middle east, and that has been the only country against islam spreading, is still getting support from the US.

I don't care about the shithole holy land getting fought over but Israel has been the literal only actual ally of the western world in that region since the US helped create them. If anything Israel is the US's biggest puppet state, and the fact NATO the UN and the EU is turning their back on Israel is gonna bite us so fucking hard in the ass when the islamic states decide its the right time to go from invading all of us with immigrants to invading and breaking into our homes to slaughter all of us.

>>149748887
>Fair maps

You mean maps in a Representative Democracy where one city gets chopped up into tiny pieces so literal neighbors can elect multiple representatives that share the same exact values as one neighborhood?

>>149746775
How is that any different from MAGA humor though

>>149748963
Cartman is everyone's favorite character. He is south park.

>>149749025
fucking hell dude

>>149748954
Show me the part in the Constitution where the VP can unilaterally decide the presidential election. I'm curious.

>>149749025
Israel is an American US imperial project that only exists because of Jewish influence and apathy towards the Nazis

>>149748762
No one under 40s knows what South Park is.

>>149749026
Fair maps so that republicans don’t just suddenly decide to redraw their map to gerrymander five more seats for their party.

>>149749021
Werent you literal niggers crying about how Joe Rogan and alternative media stole the last election from you?

>>149749025
ISREAL IS THE REASON WE'RE SPENDING TRILLIONS ON THAT SHITHOLE.

>>149748759
Ah yes, because a spot of red in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Montana with a population of 3 people and a buffalo should have more of a say in things than entire cities?

>>149748961
The president in the recent ep of PSG is not even a Trump parody, the trope of giving presidents blonde hair has been a thing since the 80s.
>>149748963
South park has been hated by leftoids since forever. It's always been called far right just because Matt and Trey don't like left wing astro turfing.

>>149749044
Why is the guy on the right wearing the maga hat and not the guy in the middle?

>>149748963
I'm not talking about SP specifically. Basically every thread there is some lgbt defense squad

>>149748887
actually dems would lose like 30 seats if they had fair maps in Cali and NY

>>149749062
>Its ok when my team does it but you cant do it

Nigger-tier logic

>>149746214
Where is JD now?

>>149748904
I did care when Biden did that.

>>149749087
Republicans would lose more if they had fair maps in texas and florida so it's even.

>>149749084
Because /co/ is a progressive board, not a nazi safe space. We love our queer and POC anons

>>149749064
>his argument is a strawman that he made up through the use of e-celebs
Wow sure seems like you're a republican because of what the talking heads told you huh
Stupid bot

>>149749087
Dems would never win the House again if illegals were excluded from the census. Trump has the SCOTUS now so I 100% believe he will attempt to add the citizenship question in before the next census and the SCOTUS wont block him this time.

>>149749098
nah, florida and texas are way less gerrymandered, it wouldn't be even

>>149749054
Israel was supposed to be established after World War I because Britain promise and the Ottoman Empire was going dead and now Jews own restaurant in the Middle East then before the state of Israel was established because they were exiled for multiple Arab Islamic countries just for being Jewish and had all of the money confiscated and could only move to Israel . Also the leader of the Palestinians at the time of World War II team up with Hitler in the name of I hate Jews and black in his biography I convinced Hitler to commit the Holocaust..

>>149748911
SP was the very first left wing trroon show starring multiple troons. It was the patient zero for the leftist tranny shit happening today, and they did it two and a half decades before everyone else.

>Worst episode of the show by far
>BUT DUDE. IT'S MAKING FUN OF ICE. JD VANCE. CHARLIE KIRK. THE BITCH THAT'S FACE KEPT FALLING OFF. YOU "MUST" LIKE THIS EPISODE.

Kill me, like, actually.

>>149749111
No, they aren't. Personally, I'd prefer we ungerrymander the entire us but the republicans block it every time.

>>149749025

They barely have functional infrastructure, they aren't taking anything.

>>149749025
>has been involved in every single military interest the US and NATO have had in the middle east
Yeah, I totally remember the IDF fighting alongside the USA & UK in Afghanistan and Iraq, what great allies. So many Israeli soldiers sacrificed to those conflicts. Never forget.

>>149749099
for a moment I thought you were serious. good bait

>>149749109
this is a good idea
fuck the slave owners and their 3/5's compromise and fuck the dems and their inflated populations full of illegals

>>149749127
JD Vance is working with a pedophile

>>149749025
The islam propaganda machine has been....let's say exploding, since the mid 2010s. History is dead.

>>149749116
SP wasn't relevant since forever. Why making it relevant now? It's not even the first time they make fun of trump. And why it happens after the company that owns SP paid billion for renewing the show?

>>149749106

>>149749130
the new texas gerrmander is still more fair the the current California gerrymander which newsom wants to replace with an even more gerrymandered state

>>149749071
I trust that buffalo WAY more than any Los Angeles socialist troon.

>>149749135
I am serious.

>>149749116

I know this is hard to hear, but most people are neither for nor against transgender people. They literally don't care.

>>149746143 (OP)
South Park sold out to the woke LGBT agenda.

>>149749143
I’m fucking your hot and god-made-fertile 16 year old sister as we speak.
You’ll do nothing but cry about it on the internet as always.

>>149749133
>>149749133
>Yeah, I totally remember the IDF fighting alongside the USA & UK in Afghanistan and Iraq,
That's because up for political reasons and we don't accept this country that's kicked our bus 50 times to even exist the Muslim world would have went ballistic if Israel was trying to help Saddam Hussein actually tried to use that by filing missiles at Israel and the America President had the phone Israel in order to have it not retaliate itself from missiles being fired at it so the Muslim world was they on America's side for the first Gulf War sometimes you got to ask yourself is it really healthy if they hated that much when it tries to do anything to defend itself?

>>149749130
>Muh independent commissions that only exist in states where Democrats have the permanent advantage

>>149749111
They aren’t.

>>149749166
You wish. Next time don't write about loving queer anons, and you'll get more (you)s

>>149748723
.....you think Trump isn't gonna croak during his presidency?

Its a cartoon you dumb niggers

>>149749160
No. The texas maps are the way they are because they can't completely get rid of it. The hilarious thing is that they're working off of 2024 data and not 2020 data. Which if libs decide to show up in texas in the midterms would still put dems at the same number of seats. Last election turn out was depressed because no one wanted to vote for kamala or biden.

>>149749069
Is Basically norsca from Warhammer fantasy, a Cult of inhuman Barbarians that workship demon gods.

>>149749169
nah, everybody hates troons ever since jews shoved them everywhere
the only reason they weren't hated before was because nobody even knew troons were a thing

>>149749189
You'd look less like a retarded schizo is Texas wasn't explicitly gerrymandering for political gain. They're not hiding or denying it.

>>149749088
Gerrymandering is bad. Which is why some blue states have independently drawn maps that should be the model every state. But it isn’t and that’s why red states often make maps that are so racist the way they put all their minorities in just handful of districts (because all minorities vote democrats, obviously, another racist notion) and then SCOTUS has to tell them to redraw the maps because they’re so bad.

>>149749200
tell it to shills, who keep making this thread over and over again, and bump it to the limit as if there was no tomorrow

>>149749116
I feel like South Park and Korra were the originators of the complete fucking mess that is 2010s tv.

South Park was the first troon agenda show where they flaunted troons in front of the screen and then told you that was okay and nice and fun and everyone should accept all the weird sick shit they did in front of kids.

Korra was the first time they took a show, replaced the lead with a brown girl and made her gay, then had her girlboss every episode. Now all shows do that.

>>149749189
This is about a national anti-gerrymandering law which would rework everything based on a completely independent made up of both parties.

>>149749202
the 2020 election was a once in a lifetime event propped up by mail in ballots, its why the dems lost seats in the house despite winning the election

>>149749207
I can't tell if you were just talking about Israel or the Middle Eastern general? and I do know about Warhammer fantasy and the Viking Barbarians in it.

Who do the Trump Shills ITT think they're fooling?
Anyone that's not a twitter bot openly hates Trump and the entire Republican party at this point

>>149748719
That guy was a republican

>>149746143 (OP)
I hope they keep up this plot instead of dropping it like the member berries.

>>149749056
I do unironically wonder what younger people haven't seen SP.

>>149749169
No one cared, until they became the single most important demographic in the nation, are seen everywhere, in all ads, in all shows, and somehow not worshiping one on the street can have you kicked out of your job and community. Then people started to care.

>>149749111
Texas is literally trying to gerrymander their map right now to give themselves five extra seats. Because Trump told them to do that

>>149749225
>Give the federal government more control over how states choose to represent themselves goy
>Hand over state power to an "independent" commission goy

Nope, not falling for it. Wouldnt be constitutional anyway.

>>149749208
yeah.
and they still blame us for destroying themselves.
They need mental help.

>>149748719
Both of those people were right wing lmao

>>149749218
Good, someone needs to stand against the amount of Anti-american libshit and Texas is the bulwark protecting normal Americans from it. They NEED to win that fight because the leftytroons are breaking any and every law they want to take more power away from normal Americans.

>>149749255
still wouldn't be as gerrymandered as California currently is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phJFq5-gdSo
11 years later and he was right...

>>149749248
>most important demographic in the nation, are seen everywhere, in all ads, in all shows
>>149749264
>lly trying to gerrymande
Objection evidence they had to be half of them let alone all of them?

>>149749160
>the new texas gerrmander is still more fair the the current California gerrymander

California map is drawn by an independent commission. It is the opposite of being gerrymandered.

>>149749228
Dems lost seats because New york was being retarded and several of them croaked. Honestly, I think the US is just going to become a 3rd world nation soon as it pushes itself into a depression for no reason. I'm just shitposting because I've been up for 24 hours and can't sleep.

>>149749111
>spent two hours arguing about something he wasn't even aware is happening right fucking now
RIGHT
WINGERS
ARE
FUCKING
BRAINLESS
NPCs

>STATES RIGHTS
Those died in 1861 when Dictator Abraham Lincoln declared war (without congressional approval) on his own people

>>149748759
Wow look at all that flyover land with no one important in it

>>149749234
>>149749269
>I was told this on CNN!

>>149749248
> most important demographic in the nation, are seen everywhere, in all ads, in all shows

How much tranny porn are you watching?

>>149749290
If only we had a reconstruction this never would have happened if we murdered all the traitors instead of giving them back their old jobs.

>>149749296
Cool, then you'll let us leave and form our own country right?

>>149749284
Nobody is falling for the independent commission scam in 2025. Its something you cultists tell yourselves is true to keep the programming intact

>>149749268
imagine replying to your own post as emotional support without even trying to change how you type

>>149749284
And I'm sure that commission had absolutely no political lean whatsoever riight?

>>149749308
You'll be literally destitute and broke and california has all the fucking nukes. Do you want to play that game?

>>149749231
The First ones, The Example fits if you took away the Viking thing.

They are an Actual Skaven Blight, and Right now are Destroying all of the UK
They have to be deported and vanish to their hellhole of a country.

>>149749305
>traitors
Find me one found guilty of treason. You can't. :) Because secession isn't treason. It was a right granted to the states as the Union was voluntary. Was the UK traitors to the EU for having brexit?

>>149749312
>NO IT’S BLUE STATE SO IT’S GERRYMANDERING

What a nimrod

>>149749296
You mean the exact people who won Trump the popular vote and a landslide victory?

>>149749160
>okay when MY side does it, not okay when YOUR side does it
lmaooooo
most of the last 50 years has been democrats bending the knee to this shit and doing nothing, you should be happy you've been dealt with baby gloves

>>149749290
Didn't that Confederate start the war by committing an act of war against the Union? in the name of wanting to own people?

>>149746163
besides the Fantasy Island reference that I'm too young to have watched, the Vice President does not actually have much power, despite being the number two. You won't hear Vance do much of anything until either Trump dies or when Vance inevitably campaigns for 2028.

>>149749323
>We hate you
>but we won't let you leave
Ah. Classic!

>>149749316
That's post is not mine.

>>149748719
The first guy was a registered republican
The second guy voted for trump in 2016

>>149749326
Yes. and the uk is fucked because of it.

>>149748373
The Headline:
>Tourist with Vance meme gets detained!
The story:
>(Also he had drugs paraphernalia)
I guess he was the only person on the entire planet with a Vance meme on his phone otherwise this would be happening more often.

>>149748777
Trump says it happens. What more do you libtards need? Literally, Trump says it. He knows more than any of us and would never lie.

>>149749335
Nope. Abraham Lincoln assured the people of CSA that he was removing federal troops from Fort Sumter when in reality he was reinforcing it the entire time. :) I know zoomies who've no blood relation to the conflict love to scream and shout about it only to get smacked down by historical facts time and time again.
>own people

>>149749333
lmao
your a fucking retard every dem run state is gerrymandered to all fuck look at Oregon, California, Illinois and New Mexico
everyone gerrymanders and has always been doing so, the dems just lie about it

>>149748806
>>149748859
t. ranny

>>149749356
Still waiting on you to tell me about one of the boys who got found guilty of treason. The Union was terrified of putting Jefferson Davis on trial in front of the Supreme Court because they knew they'd fucking lose.

>>149749375
And?

>>149749298
He was though

>>149749375
>Everyone gerrymanders! Independently drawn maps are gerrymandering!

Talk about being brainwashed

>>149748906
Republicans voted their rights away and deserve any treatment they get

>>149749391
They wouldn't have needed too. The supreme court doesn't deal with these cases. The fact is they went easy on them instead of hanging the traitors when they gave up.

>>149749373
I'm sorry I don't hear a start upon Conflict by Abraham Lincoln I just heard him lying to a bunch of success in this who attacked that fault thinking it would be easier.

>>149749351
>I know this because both CNN and Colbert told me so!

>>149749406
>Independently drawn
some retards genuinely believe this

Has anyone ever had their opinion on anything changed in one of these threads?

>>149749419
If it wasn’t why did they throw it out and make a map that removes all republicans districts?

>>149746214
Probably Gavin Newsom. Looking at historical data, we've only ever had heterosexual white men become president. Obama is half-white, and probably a one-off until maybe 2032 or 2036.

Trump has obviously proven than voters don't give a shit about your shady background and more about how you present yourself. Which makes sense, frankly, if you're trying to appeal to the masses who have long accepted that both private and public leadership engage in consequence-free corruption.

>>149749420
Do you think anyone actually goes into these threads to change anyone's mind?

>>149748855
Put down the fox news

>>149749255
Good, leftists must be kept out of power by any means necessary.

>>149749420
It's too late to try to change the minds of the deranged liberals, they are in a cult and will never break their programming. They just desperately want to live in a fantasy so badly they reject all reality in front of them.

>>149746241
The fact that none of the replies to this have mentioned that Texas has started a redistricting war that will turn the midterms into a battle of which governor can gerrymander the best makes me very concerned.
There is no excuse for not knowing this is happening, it's a fundamental and possibly fatal collapse of the democratic process.

>>149746163
Surely you cannot be unfamiliar with the mini-me/tiny hechman trope?

>>149749420
I’ve actually been convinced that Trump is indeed a pedophile

>>149748881
Bot thread btw >>149748982

>>149749435
I doubt gavin newsom
he has miles upon miles of baggage and is the Governor of california, and whose faced recall elections and is in deep with woke
also there is an album dedicated to raping his ass made by the Ram ranch guy

>>149749458
Texas is fighting the good fight.
California needs to be brought to heel for kickstarting that fucking mess and screwing over the nation in their bid to take over the nation with that shit.

>>149749457
>In a cult
man, say that when you aren't backing an israel first pedo.

>>149749435
Trump is the cleanest person in the history of humanity.
Hundreds of billions was spent investigating every aspect of his entire life trying to find something on him, and turned up nothing.

>>149749485
The democrats have too many blacks in the party. Anyone they run is woke

>>149749449
Why are Republicans always the sneakiest of cockroach liars?

>>149749487
>Actually gerrymandering is good when I do it
Don't ever call yourself an American again.

>>149749449
Right wingers: no values beyond FUCK YOU

>>149749489
>The cult taught me to use this counter every time I make a reply!

>>149746143 (OP)

>>149749509
The troons and globalists need to be purged by any means necessary. California is a globalist project to force a takeover of the US. Fuck them.

I'm just gonna leave this here

>>149749248
>single most important demographic in the nation, are seen everywhere, in all ads, in all shows,

I don't give a fuck if you're a bot. Kill yourself fucking retard clanker.

>>149749518
He should have murdered more.

>>149749487
Again, California has its map drawn by an independent commission. If there was such a gigantic gerrymandering issue in California why have republicans not taken it into Supreme Court to have them be redrawn?

>>149749542
kek this gets more true every time its posted

>>149749518
Funny that they don't mention that the war got started because the other side attacked the North First and they declared independence on the grounds of they were scared he would take away the slaves and they cemented into law that we going to keep slavery of lots of thing forever.But no Abraham Lincoln's evil so the other side could be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNNNhK1C13w

>>149749485
All you've posted are his past. I'm thinking about his looks. He is literally just an older Patrick Bateman. If he can debate well on stage and entertain the audience like Trump, then he'll absolutely be a strong contender. I don't currently see anyone else who fits the profile of a "strong, heterosexual man". American voters evidently lap that shit up.

>>149749518
TRVTH NUKE

>>149749494
Is this AI? What are you doing, bro.

>>149749507
"Leftists must be kept out of power by any means necessary" is a universal truth.

>>149749577
he's the governor of California, that alone is horrible to have as a badge
he's going to get hit early in the primaries for causing the state to lose electoral votes and for the homeless problem
he also can't blame the GOP because california is an artificial hypermajority in the assembly and state senate

>>149746163

Trump is actually slightly taller than Vance IRL (by about one inch)

>>149747250
You fucking heard me.

>>149749598
beep boop
tranny detected

>>149749161
They're two sides of the same cancerous coin and the fact you don't realize that just shows how retarded or young you are.

>>149749614
>check the twitter account of the user in this post
>the rest of his feed after 2021 is just pedophile apologism
Lmfaooooooooooo

>This entire fucking thread (yes including my posts)

>>149749617
They've fucked themselves developing their platform around gay race communism, because running a white male means half their base won't vote for him due to being white and male.

>>149746143 (OP)

Given that he was born in 1984, Vance probably grew up watching South Park.

>>149749671
This makes no sense. Democrats ran a old ass cracker and supported him 100% last election

>>149749656
It's going to be interesting seeing how the party that's established itself around transgender child drag shows is going to do by focusing the debates around pedophilia.

>>149749656
Extreme left
Extreme right
Pedophilia

I'm not going to open up paint for this.

>>149749693
This

>>149749692
>drops another tweet from a pedophile defender
Kekekekekek
Trumptards are having a hard time lately

>>149749686

>>149749706
What does this have to do with what I said?

>>149749656
>>149749705
Lmao every single time

Daily reminder that projection is a key pillar in right wing beliefs. Any accusation coming from a right winger is actually an admission of guilt.

>>149749617
Again, who gives a fuck about a person's background when it comes to the presidential race. Trump has, for better or worse, made history with his success.

Show me another candidate who fits the profile of a traditional strong man candidate. Otherwise, my money is on Newsom.

>>149749705
>bluesky
yikes

There is nothing wrong with being a pedophile and if Trump is one I don’t care I’ll still support him

>>149746143 (OP)
Is being mocked on South Park an achievement for the GOP? Is it like that time Dave Grohl told the rest of Nirvana, "Weird Al did a parody of our song, we made it,"?

>>149749784
Everyone notice how this astroturfing bot went from defending pedophiles to trying to divert the conversation into bluesky

Very obvious signs.

>>149749749
>traditional strong man candidate
Yeah traditions like:
Having three wives and cheating on all of them
Fucking 16 year olds and bragging about it on national tv until suddenly it wasn't cool anymore.
Defaulting on your loans
Being born rich and never having a real job
Shitting yourself in public

>>149749786
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST

>>149749749
Newsom does not fit that profile at all
Beshear much more better, being a dem govenor with high popularity in a red state

>>149749749
Nobody considers Trump a strong man besides white boys with small dicks

>>149746163
They're saying he's small and powerless. He represents Tattoo, the midget sidekick on Fantasy Island (high concept show where rich people go to an island to experience their deepest desire for one night.) The gag is that Mar-A-Lago is where rich people go to get whatever they want as long as they bribe the President and purposefully lose to him at golf. Although figuratively in real life, in South Park you get on his good side by literally getting into bed with the Devil.

>>149749808
Why does every leftist social media platform instantly become a tranny child porn website?

>>149749617
I would want a law stating that absolutely NO governor of California is qualified to run for president. Running a socialist shithole should be a disqualifier to be in any other politics in the nation.

>>149749866
Yeah only the leftist ones do that. That could never happen around here.

>>149749867
How is it a socialist place when it’s literally run by capitalist tech bros?

>>149749842
That's not true. He's fascist coded to shit. And fascist governments only work with a traditional strong man type. How can you say Trump isn't a bully? That's the traditional strong man leader type. It doesn't mean actually being strong or even being in control of your emotions. It means getting your way by being a dick about it and not by being a silver tongued devil.

>>149749867
Reagan

>>149749867
>socialist state
>28% of the population is homeless

>>149749866
Bluesky?

>>149749866
Every platform if left unmonitored will become the wild west. This is not new.

>>149749887
/co/mblr is yet another example

>>149749920
I don't remember the wild west being full of transgender marxist pedophiles.

>>149749936
Hahaha get the fuck off this site you goddamn tourist i wasn't talking about /co/.

>>149749950
What do you mean? It was legal to marry children at the time.

>>149749950
You don't know what any of those words mean.

>>149749950
They weren't called transgender back then, but you know, or maybe you don't, that is exactly what the wild west was like.

>>149749914
1/3 of the population is homeless
When can we declare it a failed state and replace the state government entirely?

>>149749914
Yes, that's what socialism gets you.

>>149749749
Wes Moore

>vote for me

>>149749867
California is not a socialist state, its a neolib hellhole whose population is way more rightwing when is comes to most issues then they themselves realize
seen in the vote to abolish slavery in 2024 which had no opposition yet failed hard

>>149746214
AOC is a pretty strong contender. As much as she has woke ties, she does seem to know when to run away from them, and how to focus on economic issues and solutions to win votes.

Assuming the rest of Trump's presidency is as bad as its been so far, even someone like Gavin Newsome or Josh Shapiro could win.
I think Buttigieg has no shot at winning the presidency though, I don't think Americans are willing to vote for a faggot yet

>>149750122
The fact that your state does useless performative insanity like "vote to abolish slavery" in the year of our lord 2024 is making the exact opposite point you were going for.

>>149750176
AOC will be abuela-fat by 2028, she has no chance.

>>149750190
Do you think prison slavery doesn’t exist?

>>149746241
Basically all incumbents do.
The only exceptions were 2002 when 9/11 rallied support for the ruling party, and kinda 2022 when Roe V Wade rallied enough voters for the Democrats that it turned into a red trickle instead of a red wave.

>>149750190
no, my point is that the politicians of this state are woke as hell
the people here are essentially repressed centrists who will vote far right on crime and taxes

>>149746365
Assuming the democrats don't steal the nomination from her, AOC is decently strong candidate

>>149750210
>Retreat from the bailey! Back to the motte!

>>149746357
He's good friends with people who are real political radicals. People like Peter Thiel who is a technocrat fascist type who wants machines to replace people and countries to be run like corporations. And also a bunch of Catholic Integralist people who want an authoritarian state geared around mandating Catholic values.

>>149746387
Republicans now don't have any inherent beliefs or values outside of whatever Trump believes that day.
They suckle at his teat with barely any dissent, even when Trump is doing something terrible or unpopular.

And of course they are also bootlickers for big corporations and Israel, but that's all mainstream politicians.

>>149750299
I actually just like good things, and you only offer bad things.
I will continue to like good things even after Trump is gone, and will continue to vote against your bad policies.

>>149750241
?

>>149750176
>>149750236
AOC is not strong. She has no national appeal, her record is piss poor with literally no accomplishments, and she'll lose even the progressive votes when attacked on her voting record which always votes in line with the Neo-libs.