Thread 149749140

>fucking Bobby Hill grew up to be infinitely cooler than you are
It has never been more over

>>149749140 (OP)
>fat high blood pressure
>took a pay cut to go into buisness with unmotivated partners
>surrounded by retards
the stress will get to him

>>149749140 (OP)
>Bobby Hill grew up before you did

>>149749140 (OP)
>"Bobby, its impossible to cheat on someone who takes as much strange dick every week as I do."
What did Mike Judge mean by this?

Compared to the CWC he could well have been he absolutely pulled it together but no, I'm still cooler.

>>149749990
Compared to the what?

>>149749140 (OP)
The effects of a solid upbringing and a little ambition. We here generally lack one or both.

>>149749273
it means he saw your KotH r34 folder and knows what you like
>>149749140 (OP)
wasn't bobby always cool? like he wasn't a jock ever, but he was way better with girls than most of the guys his age. he was always confident and excited to try new things. Bobby was always a chad. If anything you guys should be happy they didnt turn him into some wuss like you claim reboots always do to men.

>>149750166
bobby is exactly the type of guy most girls love. he would have never had issues getting laid.

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby was already a gigachad in the original run.

>>149750200
I imagine a 21-year-old who owns his own business would slay mad pussy in this economy.

>>149749140 (OP)
He is still fat and fat people should be shamed.

>>149750310
plenty of women are unironic chubby chasers as long as the guy is social and fun to be around. he's not super obese at least.

>>149750310
If I could cook 10/10 Asian food, I too would be fat

>>149749140 (OP)
>he works for his middle school bully
>in an open relationship
Ah yes, the idubbbz formula of success

>>149749140 (OP)
Guy Fieri?
You're right, he is cooler than us

>>149750352
>"its a fusion of Japanese and German. I call it Japanerman"

I kek'd. So glad to have this show back. Luanne leaves a big hole in the show though. Didn't realize how instrumental she was to the feel of the original show until she was gone.

>>149750301
>owns
He's got a 15% stake, he's basically a wage slave to the Wassanasongs

>>149750164
>The effects of a solid upbringing
This.
Bobby not only had a father, but one who was unapologetically masculine, intelligent, moral, and patient. Furthermore, Hank was heavily invested in Bobby and constantly tried to teach him valuable lessons, even if he didn't always appreciate it at the time. In that respect, I'm absolutely jealous of a cartoon character.

>>149749273
Im not even mad about her riding the dick carousel because thats shockingly accurate to a sheltered asian girl with overbearing parents taking her 1st lick of freedom and running with it.
What I absolute cannot forgive is her hooking with with Cheng and genuinely expecting him to be a supportive boyfriend. Connie fucking hated Cheng in the OG series and knew full well how much of an asshole/tool he was and he clearly hasn't changed at all. Complete character assassination.

At the very least he didn’t grow up to be Bill.

I dunno, I saw every episode but the last one. Unless something changes in that one episode, I don't envy his situation with his restaurant.
He apparently makes exceptional food but is put in a position where he cannot game gain or noteriety and is pushed around by the two biggest assholes in the show. And his mom cares more about creating psychosomatic trauma from nothing so she can monopolize his attention, instead of actually supporting him.

>>149750435
Who the hell is Cheng?

>>149749140 (OP)
Remember when schizos were spamming that AI image of him as a loser shut in?

>>149750458
I suspect sometime in season 15 or 16 Bobby is going to have to abandon the restaurant for one reason or another and move back in with his parents

>>149749140 (OP)
It won't last. Someone in Bobby's life will fuck up everything for him, or he'll fuck it up himself. Life finds a way.

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby grew up to be a bloomer

>>149750435
That's what women do anon.

>working for his middle school bully (who is literally worse now)
>seems to be contractually obligated to give all his credit to him
>is given the full burden of keeping the restaurant running (like fuel and pest extermination) but is given none of the perks associated with such a role (literally makes as much money as the other employees, who are shocked to learn this)
>doesn't seem to have any opportunity for career growth
He's honestly doing worse than I assumed.
Someone save this boy.

>>149750435
It did feel less than believable that she'd be with Chane of all people. Not even post-reboot did she ever seem to regard him with more than passive disdain. I'd expect her to get her sideways pussy rearranged by some white soiboi from school over him.

>>149750587
I can kind of see his gameplan here. Chane is a cunt but what Bobby really needs is his rich daddy's money, so he made his restaurant an ego investment for Chane, who he has history with, however tumultuous, to blow his allowance on. Bobby actively promoting the restaurant puts his face out there, and as the restaurant succeeds he'll gain more notoriety plus his 15% stake increases in value. Doing that long enough, he'll have both a name and some funds to either pull out and do his own thing or reinvest for more stake.

Assuming the place doesn't shut down within a year.

>>149749140 (OP)
I can promise you I’m cooler than Bobby and probably everyone on 4chan

>>149749140 (OP)
Ouch.

>>149750414
There is nothing masculine about Hank and if you think that then you have a seriously warped perception of what "males" are.
Cotton was right about everything.

>>149750818
Lol, spotted the kind of faggot who was being made fun of in that Andrew Tate episode

>>149750865
I have no idea who Andrew Tate is.
Hank lacks confidence and moral fiber, reacting with bewilderment to almost everything. He's a clown in a comedy show. Next you'll tell me Spongebob is masculine.

>>149750703
>as the restaurant succeeds he'll gain more notoriety
That's not really how it's presented. It looks like Chane is just taking all his credit. He was literally saying the recipes were his ideas in one episode.

>>149750879
We don't believe you, incel

>>149750910
>no argument about criticism of Hank, just presumption about irrelevant ecelebs
I accept your concession.

>>149749273
Willow was better than her. I don't care if she looks like a tumblrite, fight me.

>>149750941
You're never getting your money back for that gay boot camp you went to

>>149750947
She's a crystal mommy not a tumblrite. Different kind of crazy.

>>149749273
fuck off with that thot

>>149750534
not if I have any say in the matter

>>149750703
there is no gameplan anon. it's all misery

>>149750910
shut the fuck /co/mblr and leave 4chan. stop spamming the catalog with your gay tranny fantasies

>>149750881
There's no way Chane can fake it to that degree. Bobby's ideas for promoting the restaurant always have himself involved and he's the one who can talk at length on just about anything that isn't surface level. He's gonna be the face of the restaurant for that King of the Grill thing, for instance. Bobby is the story, and Chane is just the money, and it's not even his.

>>149751090
>there is no gameplan anon.
There definitely is. Bobby took a pay cut specifically to get a percentage stake. He's thinking longer term than your average indefinitely suffering wage slave. The wage slave would take the money and blow it all. The only misery Bobby is suffering is not having a rich daddy, which he circumvented by borrowing someone else's.

>One year ago
>22 starting to make a life for myself
>Then suddenly get chronic back pain
>Life is now on pause as I try to figure things out with the months leaving new symtoms and pains arive. Including neck, shoulders, weakness in limbs, and nerve pain.
>Each doctor/specialist/procedure visit brings no answers or relief
>Cue this year in April when medication for my nerve pain (preglabin, gabapentin) mess up my eyes and now I have dry eyes, a chronic condition that makes it hurt to see things.
>Things get worse as my mouth burns and my voice gets raspy.
>A second epidural procedure to my LS-51 disc not only fails to provide relief, but it brings tremors to my arms and hands and its difficult to use them
>Now I'm doing tests to figure out whats going on with my arms, and another mri to see if I have new bulges given the new pains in my back. All the while waiting for answers as my conditon gets worse over time.
>This degenerative disc conditon has robbed me of my life and future when all I wanted was to get my life back on track

Its amazing how in only a year and four months how drastic my life has changed for the worse. Especially when I'm still young and I wasn't doing anything physically intense to cause this sudden pain. I'm planning to go before the end of the year. Take care of your health folks.

>>149751107
Seething Tatecel

>>149751202
You know whats really crazy about that? I didn't ask, lmao

>>149749140 (OP)
Booby was already cooler then me out of the womb anon you dont gotta rub it in...

>>149749273
Mike Judge has always had a really interesting take on female characters in his shows.

>>149751333
Just say he likes trouble.

>>149751333
As another anon said, this really is what Asian girls with tiger parents are like at that age. Dated one once and she had fucking issues. Made her a good fuck, but crazy.

>>149750129
are you new
hell even normalfags know about chris chan at this point after how the incest shit sensationalized him

>>149751174
>The only misery Bobby is suffering is not having a rich daddy
I'm really starting to despise Hank. Not only is he a low IQ permissive boomer who always respects the Overton window shift, but he was in Saudi Arabia and didn't think to earn enough to set up his son in any way. If Buck's dialogue is genuine, he might have even been paid way less than he could have. The man is supposed to be 50-something right? He couldn't work a few years to have money to stuff directly into his hard-working son's pocket so he can pursue his dreams? The more I pay attention to Hank the more I think Cotton might be right, he's some kind of high-functioning sperg who perpetually disappoints.

>>149752091
Dont forget the moment he lets Peggy handle the finances they double their net worth

>>149752091
>he's some kind of high-functioning sperg who perpetually disappoints.
sounds like the average 4chan poster.

>>149750703
I think there will be drama down the line, where Bobby is either fired or the restaurant gets shut down for an egotistical reason by Chane.

>>149751968
So I guess all of /vt/ is getting cucked by their oshi's bfs and their bfs are getting cucked by the 1989 Denver Broncos

Bobby was always a ladies' man except that one time with Marie
DYEWTS?

>>149752186
Chane can't fire him, Ted would have to do that, and Ted is a bit more pragmatic than his son.

>>149753146
WHY WAS SHE DANCING WITH THOSE BOYS?!

>>149753216
who's ready for love!?

>>149753236
Forgot picrel

But can he pull older women like Joseph?

>>149750352
>If I could cook 10/10 Asian food, I too would be fat
If you te americn sized portions, yeah

>likes ipas and serves japanese-hill country german fusion cuisine
Naw he's just a weird calque of vaguely 20-something millennials/zoomers of the late 2010s/early 2020s. IPAs are shit and gay btw.

>>149749182
>>fat high blood pressure
I don't think Bobby has that.

>>149752616
>cucked
One vtuber known for being a mommy asmr tuber recently announced she was getting married and /vt/'s reaction was either "I have been cucked" or "fuck you unicorn (unicorn is a term used for 'guy who doesn't like it when vtubers take another man's dick') I hope you die you incel pedo fuck". The latter ones are usually actual trannies from twitter who really hate vtubers for some reason.

>>149753447
he was always a weird calque of generational annoyances tho. i think they could have done more with him but i 100% believe it's bobby

>>149749140 (OP)
Dude you do know that this is a fictional show. And Bobby belongs to one of the last generations that consistently had a traditional family structure. Do you know what that means? Bobby is the type of young man who is dealing with Modern Culture.

So he has to deal with false rape accusations, divorce rape, if he has a family he will witness his son or daughter be raised by a shitty single mother, he will be shamed for being a straight white male, etc.

Bobby if anything has a very harsh life to lead especially if its true that Texas is turning purple to blue in recent times. And it doesn't help Texas is having actual Californians moving in bringing their shitty mentalities with them. Bobby has an unpleasant culture to deal with for his prime years maybe for the rest of his life.

And with today's awful Leftist Democrat writers Bobby has a good chance of ending up like Bill. I honestly worry over how Bobby will develop further with this reboot. Doesn't help Judge is a hack.

>>149753597
Eh Bobby's already dealt with retards and has charisma. He'll navigate the modern shit well enough

>>149753506
You were already a cuck if you deluded yourself into thinking you're somehow in a relationship with someone who doesn't even exist.

>>149753597
Back to /pol/, faggot

>>149753629
*doesn't even know you exist

>>149749140 (OP)
he had a cool dad.

>>149750494
I don't know why. Bobby always showed a natural interest and talent for cooking. Is it generic that an overweight character likes food and finds a job as a cook? Maybe but it works for Bobby. Bobby was always going to find work in a safe industry such as food consumption. Even better even Hank approved that Bobby knew how to cook a full course family meal so Bobby got his father's blessings.

>>149753445
Not just American, Texan. Bobby never had a chance.

>>149753764
bobby being a chef is literally perfect for him, i half expected it when i first heard about the reboot. people expecting him to be a turboneet were just projecting hard

>>149753764
I find it weird how seemingly not-impressed Hank was with Bobby in the reboot. Yeah, the propane thing, but before he knew that, it just seemed like Hank had no opinion on Bobby successfully doing something that is surely beyond what Hank was expecting him to do with his comedy shit.

>>149753546
Bobby sama, I kneel.

>>149753815
The only reason I thought he might be a neet is because I thought the writers may want an excuse for the Hills to be in one household again. I think thats still going to happen because this restaurant doesn't feel like its going to survive longterm with Chane, and Bobby (and Joseph) will have to move back in

>>149753674
Vtubers don't exist.

>>149753629
The thing is that vtubers who pretend to be single, similar to flesh streamers on twitch, usually get better numbers than women who are like "this is my boyfriend, dave-kun". So women will conveniently leave out their boyfriend until they feel they've milked their fanbase enough.

>>149753597
Bobby should have an episode where he dates a cali chick with tats.

>>149753833
We don't know how things will turn out but Bobby has potential to rank higher than his father. Hank stayed satisfied working for his terrible boss. Bobby? I don't see him wasting his life working for his bully. I can see Bobby gaining the experience to eventually start his own independent business and being his own boss of a food establishment.

Should that not impress Hank, then he's a lousy father.

I love Bobbeh but this was cringe
https://youtu.be/WGxy1BbpcnY?t=19

>>149750404
Thats definitely for plot and realistically makes 0 sense. Bobby could easily get a loan from a bank and make his own resturaunt.

Mike Judge kind of fucked for this one.

>>149749140 (OP)
I think it would have been better if Bobby Hill still lived with his parents but had a decent career as YouTube/TikTok cooking channel that amassed over 150k subscribers. He would be doing things like Guga Food, but with the added twist of his comedy blended in. Joseph would be his camera man and maybe editor.

>>149750379
I'm bummed they toned down bobby's comedic sensibilities now that he's a mature adult chef instead of an aspiring comedian

>>149753815
People just assumed Bobby would be some weird tranny furry weeb neet because they missed the point of the show and assumed he lived weird lifestyles when the point was more that Hank wasn't used to the new norms Bobby's upbringing is given compared to his. The adult lives of the kids further hammers it in, because now Bobby is the one reacting to all the dumb modern young adult shit that people hate like "Ethical Non-Monogamy"

I always thought Cotton was lying about the fiddy men. There’s no way in hell he lost his shins in Japan then went to Germany

>>149749140 (OP)
How many people are you still friends with from middle school?

>>149751202

Damn, sorry that happened. Good luck with whatever happens next for you.

>>149754108
There was a whole episode where it was proven he never fought in Europe, he only fought in the pacific

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby remains based. Hatersnin absolute shambles. But why is the new season so woke?

>>149754143
That was retconned this season by a writer that probably never watched the original run.

>>149754167
could have been a couple of Germans in the Pacific. special ops or something. you shoot fiddy men some of them are bound to be special

>>149749140 (OP)
he's more of a loser than me lmao

>>149754114
Around 6. Im 33.

>>149750726
>I can promise you I’m cooler than Bobby and probably everyone on 4chan

I bet you aint

Is Peggy a good wife, or is she too cringe? Pic related.

>>149754260
nah i believe him

>>149749140 (OP)
>It has never been more over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Gkr4MBEO0

>>149751968
>Made her a good fuck, but crazy.

Unless your rich, you're lying. Asian girls hate the white man. They'll go for other Asians or black guys.

>>149752616
>>149753506
>>149753629
>>149753674
>>149753883
You're all virgins

>>149754286
Samefag

>>149753883
So, am I supposed to angry at the ones that reveal they have a boyfriend or at the ones who don't? Or should I just be mad at any woman who's in a relationship with someone who's not me?

>>149754354
Not sure if trolling or completely retarded.

>>149749140 (OP)
>Bobby has frequently been shown to be charismatic and having multple girlfriends throughout the origonal run
>"wtf how is Bobby cooler than me!?!"
Bobby as a child was already cooler than most people here, including me.

>>149754282
She has some unlikable episodes like other characters but I find her too funny for the most part to hate her and she does love her family despite her many flaws.

>>149754573
Most of the girls he "dated" were just using him in one way or another.

>>149749140 (OP)
>fat
>cuckholded
>has a literal female voice
I dunno

>>149754623
I wish someone would use me :(

>>149750404
That's the case for most chefs too, and most actors are basically floated by sponsors and agents and studios, with little assets they really own

alright mike judge wins

Does anyone else notice the talking is...weird? Like no flow, like legit it feels robotic and I have to double check if there wasnt some issue with the player.

https://youtube.com/shorts/q_ruu0ibQWA

>>149754785
Trust me, no you don’t. Better alone than in bad company, anon.

>>149751202
So sorry bro, life really isn't fair sometimes. I know a couple of people with terrible chronic pain. My only real recommendation is you need to keep up the inertia. If you give into the pain and let your body go, the condition will win and you'll get worse.
I also have a friend who's family gets back pain every other generation. He got some cartilage removed that was digging into his nerve, but I want to guess your doctors probably ruled that out. There has been some recent developments in back surgery where they'll just replace a bad column with a metal one, but that's more for scoliosis.

>>149755135
You can tell this episode triggered several anons ITT

>>149755135
>Dale, I beg you find any dirt you can on this guy I can't debate him otherwise

>>149755615
See
>>149755645

My Dad about 5 years before he got diagnosed with dementia got really nervous if he was out of shouting distance of me, sister or mom. I’m gonna guess that’s Peggy’s future plot line.

>>149754114
I married my best friend from middle school

>>149749140 (OP)
Dale's new voice is so fucking terrible, It's actually made the show better for me. I'm laughing my ass off every time he talks.

>>149752616
/vt/rannies were always cucked. Not only did they willingly agree to be part of a community of parasocial obsession, they also hate anyone in /vt/ that actively produces content like fanart.

>>149755645
Yeah, that resolution was disappointing. That's not to mention how jarring it is to see virgin/chad memes from a decade ago in King of the Hill. I think that Andrew Tate stuff is gay too but this plotline reeked of equally gay feminist bullshit.

>>149756119
I'm only halfway through the new King of the Hill season, but even Hardwick's delivery is so off it's distracting. You can only blame it on the decade-long gap for so long. This HAD to have been related to the health issues that took his life...

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby was cooler as a kid, he’s really lame now
Having sex doesn’t change that everyone in the reboot’s just written as a slut

>>149751121
>Chane is just the money
If Bobby handled the finances, the restaurant would be better off.
https://youtu.be/sIZKYWFURSw?si=hNEsImVn5_Oz15cs

Chane holds the business back.

>>149754082
>Bobby is the one reacting to all the dumb modern young adult shit that people hate like "Ethical Non-Monogamy"
Bobby really does prove that he's Hank's son this season. That man's alright.

>>149756452
He's mostly the same but without the impulses a normal kid of Bobby's age in previous seasons would normally have. It was pretty evident that Bobby was a prodigy as a kid. It's heavily implied that Bobby knew that Dale wasn't Joseph's dad before Peggy figured it out. And part of the reason why Hank thought Bobby was a wierd kid was because Hank's own upbringing wasn't normal.

>>149750587
Guaranteed that he quits and goes into business for himself or else buys out Ted's share in the restaurant before the reboot ends.

>>149750587
if mike judge has balls he will make bobby NEET. no self respecting man tolerates the fucking humiliation rituals bobby does almost every episode

>>149756321
It made me appreciate the new VA more when I realized Hardwick sounded like that, and the new VA was emulating what he sounded like today and not the old show.

>mediocre-looking wife
GH was being generous

>>149756641
Its also implied that Bobby is the reincarnation of Buddha

>>149749140 (OP)
a black undershirt under a button down like that is never cool. he's a goober normie.

>>149749140 (OP)
He also ended up cooler than OP since we all know OP is a faggot.

>>149750301
Bobby is probably working 12 hours a day keeping his restaurant open. He has little time for slaying pussy. Chang is slaying more pussy than him because he doesn't work & is part of a college fraternity.

>>149753413
And i forgot about Dooley.
He wasn't in the reboot.
I'm sad now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vclFynpmXs

>>149754383
No shit. Where do think you are? Many of us are virgins. GTFO normie norm normalfaggot NPC

>>149754400
it wasnt actually

>>149753546
Honorary Aryan. Even if it is AI slop, it's still the coolest most kino image of Bobby

>>149749140 (OP)
>female friends and girlfriends as a kid
He was always cooler than me.

I had a dream about this. People were arguing because they were too retarded to understand why Connie would fuck a rich dude for money. This was maybe years ago or something. Anyway. Retards

>>149749182
Bobby isn't even that fat as an adult. He's a little overweight, but that's it.

>>149754354
Asains girls would rather choose a white guy over a black guy any day. Stop watching BBC porn, coomer

>>149758006
14 hours a day. He said it in episode 3 I think.

>>149758107
>Had parents that genuinely loved each other and have been together for 30 years
It was over from the start

>>149750435
yeah didn't she say she values the relationship solely because of the monogamy? i really don't get it. it makes sense for the plot that she's pretending in that Kahn and Minh are happy i guess? even then I don't really get why Kahn and Minh give a fuck about their relationship with Ted Wassanasong at this point, what is there to earn

>>149758108
I had a dream that I did your mother in her sleep

>>149758204
Speaking as someone married to an Asian girl, its an Asian thing. They are constantly trying to either suck up to prominent people, or diminishing those who aren't.

>>149758053
Not yet at least

I haven't watched this; is Good Hank's mother still around, or is he being raised by Hank?

>>149758447
Deedee is raising him as a single mother, which has turned GH into a Andrew Tate fanboy incel. They aren't in close communication, but Deedee comes to Hank begging to watch him for a week to be a more positive male role model for him, which is the premise of one of the episodes.

>>149758053
Bobby is in entirely new environs, so we probably aren't gonna get much of his old classmates unless they're either also in Dallas or they're townies sweeping up the local Mega-Lo Mart, which honestly I could see happening now that I mention it.

>>149758635
This is what I expected of Dooley. I was expecting him to show up as a Mega-Lo Mart cashier basically being the exact same character Buckley was.

>>149757175
new peggy is a gmilf

>>149755645
Yeah that did feel weird. Like Hank could have just said all of that shit without having to call his mom. And it would have had the same impact.

We can all agree on that kahn new voice actor is shit, right?

>>149750414
>>149750818
Hank literally had anger issues and took it out on Bobby by yelling at him in the first episode of the series

>>149758856
No, it's only you who feels that way.

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby really is just the purest soul and I feel a hunger to eat at his Axis restaurant irl. Those were my major takeaways from the revival.

>>149749140 (OP)
>bobby breaks up with the cute artho simply because he saw her take a shit on some billionaire's desk who fucked her family
>has oneitis for his school crush, now turned town bicycle, who friendzones him over and over
i was rooting for bobby but now i hate him as much as everyone else and deserves everything bad happening to him. but most of all i hate hank for neglecting bobby and couldn't even do the bare minimum to instill his own son with an ounce of self respect. hank may as well have been an absent father like cotton

>>149750166
Bobby was inconsistently portrayed in that regard, really. Seemed to depend on who was writing him that week.
Some episodes he was smooth with the girls and generally well-liked though not a stud, and others it made a point out of how he'd either been friendzoned to death(like the helpline episode), or worse, a junior version of Bill like he was in the carebear one - a poor bastard whose self-esteem about girls was so low, he just accepted contact was to make fun of him until corrected otherwise.
Either way he was never portrayed as a chad as a kid outside of interactions with Connie pre-breakup.

>>149749140 (OP)
he had ambition and goals, i never did
t. 36 year old, 400+ lb virgin

>>149749273
she grew up to be a baddie thobeit
>>149750587
he literally grew up to be in the same position as his father, that's the point

>>149759040
Ted looks like he had to take bit parts in Maniac Mansion to make things meet over the years.

>>149759259
its the hank in him

>>149749140 (OP)
You forget that Bobby has Cottons genes in him.

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby hill was cool as a child too. He’s always been supremely confident and charismatic.

>>149753546
Based

>>149754354
>They'll go for other Asians or black guys.
Internalized Europhobia is real, and this is what it looks like.

Never a fan of child characters still having their child voice once they grow up. Specifically if It's a male who has a female VA. I get why they do it but meh.

what the FUCK was that finale??
>hank is such a spineless faggot, he has to ask a banker and his boss for financial advice, only to get cucked by BOTH
>bobby and connie are so unbearably incompatible, the kid and cashier get strange pedo vibes from them
>bobby starts to show signs of intelligence realizing neither of them are the same person they were in school making the audience believe he's going to break it off for good but KEKS out despite connie reacting hysterically toxic at the clearly warranted breakup and being on some sort of uppers
is this show supposed to be uplifting?? every episode is more blackpilling than the last. everyone is living objectively worse lives than they did in the original series

>>149749140 (OP)
I want to be Bobby's friend, he's a good dude

>>149759848
Why the fuck did you think a Didney revival of a classic show was going to be good lmao
It has literally never happened

>>149750166
did we watch a different show? bobby did turn out to be a simp. he breaks off for no good reason with the couple of women who like him in favor of his old school crush, now used up psycho who literally prostituted herself for her parent's social status

>>149759848
>bobby and connie are so unbearably incompatible, the kid and cashier get strange pedo vibes from them
The cashier thinking Bobby was dating a child was a good joke.

>>149760078
>he breaks off for no good reason with the couple of women who like him in favor of his old school crush
Anon, did you watch it? The first girl only wanted sex, Bobby wanted to try dating her. The second girl took a shit on Jerry Jones's desk in front of him and Hank, it was over at that moment. Connie is a whore though and she should die.

>>149759848
its just like real life

>>149759925
>I didn't watch it but I'm going to form opinions based on people who are telling half-truths and distorting it because I'm too feeble-minded to form my own opinions.

If they get renews for more episodes past the second half of this revival, they should have Willow come back pregnant.

>>149759848
>is this show supposed to be uplifting?? every episode is more blackpilling
Why are you projecting your own emotional malfunctions on a television show?

Are you an adult virgin?

>>149760505
>Are you an adult virgin?

>>149760215
I hope if they do anything like this, they actually age the characters this time. So much happened in Bobby's 13th year of life because the show was frozen in time at that point. Luanne conceived and birthed a child, which takes less than a year but happened after so much stuff, Bobby should have been older by then.

>>149750370
Idubbz works for Sam Hyde?

>>149760738
Pfft, I'm me and I've had tons of sex. And I'm fucking ME.
By now many of you have gotten laid or at least paid for some ass.
You aren't serious are you anon?

>>149759862
I think we all do.

>>149749140 (OP)
>Fry lost his V-card before me
>BOBBY HILL lost his V-card before me
Is it time, /co/... ?

>>149760505
so you have nothing to say about that post? it's an accurate summary of what happens. who gives a fuck if the anon is a virgin

>>149758140
Keep telling yourself thatm

>>149750379
I want Luanne back but I'm glad Lucky is dead.

>>149750404
15% is non-trivial and he IS their brand as the head chef, so his actual control is greater. I suspect the next season may end up with hibby going into business totally for himself.

>>149750818
Cotton died alone and Pig made sure his legacy was a lie. He is dead in every way that matters.

>>149752091
Hank being the way he is is MEANT to be a criticism of hard working Americans who are loyal to ideas and institutions that show no loyalty back. And narratively, it's an outgrowth of his horrible relationship with his dad.

>>149759848
it so creepy how the show runner wants bobby and connie to be together, yet changed connie so much that the audience wants bobby to move on

>>149762451
Tuttle is next

>>149760054
You...have...been...KICKED...in...the...TEST...TEE...cles.

>>149762597
>changed connie so much

Connie isn't any different, what are you on about?

Why do they do it.

>>149762618
the last episode is literally about how much they've changed.

>>149762511
>hibby
Hibby Boll, son of Hink Hall.

Do you think Joseph will dick down Minh?

>>149762698
It would be a very funny B plot

>>149753506
Damn, they sound like bigger losers then me

>>149757188
A buddha. Not Buddha. Just a buddha. Or rather, a lama, I think. They were Tibetan Buddhists, right?

>>149762698
I hope so

>>149759363
These children are too young to know what you're talking about. I only barely remember the TV show but the video game (and its sequel) are burned into memory.

>>149762810
It would also make sense for complications for Bobby and and Connie.

>>149762638
Oh no, she doesn't care about classical music any more! She's a completely different person!

>>149762451
Just go fuck a prostitute

>>149762636
To mock him

>>149749140 (OP)
>>149749140 (OP)
I dont understand why people think bobby is some kinda chad. Hes fat, just not enough to where hes grotesque so he can still get laid by being a goofball.
Hes not a formally trained chef, hes effectively a line cook who hyperfixed on jap food cause hes had yellow fever since 11 years old.
The only reason he has a restuarant is because he grew up with a rich kid who was dumb enough to give him money, otherwise he probably just some rando working at a buffet.

>>149750200
fuck off gloomy

>>149763391
>Hes not a formally trained chef
Literally does not matter.

>>149763446
it literally it does if you want to be taken seriously in the restaurant scene, especially if you doing shit like japanese food where the critics are extremely autistic about authenticity.

>>149759362
>he literally grew up to be in the same position as his father, that's the point
And Hank was literally, genuinely happy with his position at Strickland Propane.
Bobby hates how Ted and Chane treat him, and has to pay into the business out of pocket it keep it in operation, while living in a split cost apartment.
Buck conned Hank, paid him less than his worth and saw him as a mark, but he at least made sure Hank could afford a home and support a family. He also had stake in Strickland Propane succeeding.
Ted and Chane just act like Robata Chane is a summer project and wouldn't be to bothered if it didn't survive.

>>149750494
I thought the meme was that he has solid values but now we see he's another wasted American life like everyone I ever knew. What a twisted culture I can't wait to see him put on a dress and go on discord for love like 75 percent of young men do now.

>>149763540
>Xi Jinping of the Hill

>>149763540
I am now demoralized and will move to Russia to escape the woke west.

>>149749990
He has a child now

>>149763483
Bobby doesn't care about recognition from uppity hipster fags. He does it for the love of the game.

>>149754623
Which is more than we had

>>149762698
Future's lookin' bright!

>>149749140 (OP)
Did Hank and Peggy abandon Bobby in his most formative, decisive years between high school and college? That's bad enough, but Hank can't even respect Bobby's dignity to let him make the burgers at the family cookout, despite him being a chef, belittles Bobby's opinion on crafting a beer for a competition, and micromanages Bobby's own kitchen about using charcoal? The new season makes me hate Hank more than everyone, more than Connie who keeps leading Bobby on knowing he's a hopeless SIMP for her.

>>149765167
Hank has been trying to turn Bobby into a mini-Hank for years

>>149749273
>connie grew up to be a whore
why does fiction always have to reflect reality? I hate this gay ass earth

>>149765167
That's just the type of person who Hank is.That's never going to change.
Still, he can respect Bobby as a chef even if he can't stomach not using propane. That already is tremendous growth for him

>>149765167
>let him make the burgers at the family cookout
>crafting a beer for a competition
>micromanages Bobby's own kitchen about using charcoal?
I sincerely don't think you understand Hank as a character or even watched the show coherently.

>>149765167
That's just Hank being Hank and he was already having issues about feeling useless. He wasn't going to let Bobby take the reigns on cooking at the family cookout too if he could help it.

Besides he (eventually) accepted Bobby using charcoal rather than propane. That's massive for Hank.

As for the beer stuff they were belitting each other (I think Bobby was worse on that front but that's because the food world is to him what propane is to Hank) and that in part was more due to familial competition and flexing. They still quickly came around and just agreed they both simply had different tastes in beer

>>149750726
>>149754260
>>149754286
>>149754400
Prove it with a picture.

I don't like how the GH episode implies everyone just abandoned Didi for 9 years despite everyone knowing she can't take care of herself let alone a child, just so we could have a moment of Hank and GH connecting as if it was the first time they did so.

>>149765217
even worse, connie is the over-achieving wunderkind steoreotype who burns out early with no personal life, and wishes she could be a whore but can't. Next season she's gonna really spiral and make bobby realize he misses grease girl.

>>149749182
>>surrounded by retards

Miguel is cool

>>149762472
Go outside & touch grass shill. I guarantee you will see more Asian girls with Asian men & white men than other demographic of men. They hate niggers just like the rest of us.

>>149765918
They didn't just abandon Didi. They left the country and abandoned everyone.
International calls are expensive and Hank isn't the type of person to use facetime or anything.

>>149749273
Retardation of Connie was a right choice, as point of her character in the original show was that she was right about everything and more mature than actual adults, but her power was crippled by their strict parents.
If this Ms. Perfect grew up to be independent without the burden of their parents, she'd just be an all powerful Mary Sue.

>>149764195
Well I think little Charles...actually you know what, fuck it, they're all doomed.

>>149766437
Connie was the lesser of the 2 evils. Willow is BPDemon & looks like ghetto trash with her shaved head & nose ring. Personally I think Bobby wanted the coed girl but she only wanted a 1 night stand.

>>149754354
Being an average looking white guy is easy mode for dating Asian women lol

>>149763483
Utter bullshit.
The Bear is not real life, retard.

>>149765918
The updated intro implies Bobby had some involvement with GH, at least until moving to Dallas, which probably happened after GH was old enough not to be in mortal danger from how stupid and incompetent his mom is.

>>149753950
>Bobby could easily get a loan from a bank and make his own resturaunt.
at 21?

>>149765480
what are you waiting for, faggot? give us your epic take on Hank and Bobby's relationship to challenge his

>>149753950

Hank got a pretty good job, he should have the money to Bobby's restaurant.

>>149765918
Did they ever explain what Shin Jelly was for in the original show? I don't remember the whole "regrowing" deal.

>>149750310
>Not distinguishing between high visceral and high subcutaneous
Dishonoraburu.

>>149754048
$50 the endgame is burnout with the food industry and going into travel comedy, like a funny Anthony Bourdain (who doesn't kill himself).

>>149751202
For the dry eye, look up fingerprick autologous blood drops. Seems to be helping my recurrent corneal erosion.

>>149749140 (OP)
Sad, ain't it?

>>149750435
>her hooking with with Cheng and genuinely expecting him to be a supportive boyfriend. Connie fucking hated Cheng in the OG series and knew full well how much of an asshole/tool he was and he clearly hasn't changed at all.
this is realistic women are dumb as fuck and do this all the time

>>149759848
Connie is high as fuck at the end so it could go either way

>>149753546
Dansu?

>>149758856
Yes

>>149755645
You can't debate someone who doesn't want to be debat... oh why am I bothering

>>149768605
2014 called, they want their memes back.

>>149759201
>Axis restaurant irl.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who immediately went there. He's one plate of a spahgetti from going full Triumvirate

>>149749140 (OP)
People say I'm like Hank and my best friend is a Boomhauer. It's not so bad.

>>149749182
>stress
Considering he has Hank's work ethics and temperament, that would hardly be a problem.
He would be more annoyed by strangers. Like that complaint happy costumer that he would kindly tell to fuck off.
He's a Hill.

>>149759201
>>149771493
Cotton may have killed fiddy men, but Bobby took their cooking and made it American.

>>149768668
If he had, he would have been too involved and done things like forced Bobby to use propane.

how the fuck did mihn and khan getting divorced get exposed 2 years after the fact but the joseph/redcorn stuff manage to last 21 years

>>149774140
If Bobby realized the reason him talking to Connie was being broadcast was dale and he decides to just add a John Redcorn revaluation as revenge,
Not that he would do that to Joseph

>>149762503
Can you imagine if Tom Petty was alive, Judge would make Lucky Hank's best friend and they'd bond over how glad they are to not be living with Luanne any more.

(My theory that Judge doesn't like the Luanne character is purely my own, but it was hard to see how once they paired them, Luanne never had a scene for years that wasn't about Lucky in some way.)

i finally gave this shit a chance today and i gotta say I really don't like any moment when a new age buzzword is thrown into the mix like namedropping etsy for example
I know what the fuck etsy is
it does not add any intrigue to the scene,
i know what the fuck a netflix is who the fuck cares.
I don't like how peggy is pretty much exclusively annoying.
some of the writing involving peggy is just bad, she's atleast 5x more self centered than she was in the original series.
dales voice is pretty bad but somehow he does it good on the high side of his vocal range but really really bad on the low end so it's more jarring if he just couldnt imitate dale at all the way it phases in and out.
I really wanted to hate the show but something about the way they played running down a dream in the beer episode made me think there's some sort of spark left in the show but I don't know if it's enough to carry it.

>>149749140 (OP)
He's not though.

>>149759848
Connie is high on painkillers. How did you not know this?

The show has always been about people being awkward. There is literally an episode where Hank doesn't know how to handle a little girl handling a period and being a total awkward loser about it. And that's the point of the show, it's relatable. No one is perfect and its all about how you handle what life throws at you. It's never going to always be scripted and happy endings.

>>149776370
Most of the people whining haven't actually watched it or they're mentally retarded and are legitimately unable to retain information.

>>149764806
joseph turned out the funniest, he is like a mix of dales conspiracy mongering and weirdness with john redcorns whole fucking older women thing

>>149749140 (OP)
>wife and kids
>Wife makes all the money and i stay at home masturbating while the kids are at school
Bobby wishes he were i

>>149749140 (OP)
It really isn't hard to be cooler and less pathetic than me. Bobby has a job and he's funny, two things you can't say the same about me.

>>149765217
westerner's have no souls.

>>149762521
That episode really fucking bothers me how Bobby is just kept in the dark about Cotton dying and has that stupid b plot with Lucky and Luanne playing parent with him. The episode started with Cotton and Bobby getting along perfectly fine, then it turns into Cotton hates Hank drama and Peggy talks about how Cotton hates everyone in his life. Could have made for a nice toughing sendoff having Bobby and him share a final goodbye, but I guess Peggy butting heads with Cotton to the very end was more important.

>>149767582
there is no epic take because all those "problems" are basic aspects of Hank's character. And the last 2 are actually retreads they already did.
Bobby could become the world propane grilling champion, and Hank would still lecture him on his technique and tell him he's not ready for "The Big Game" (Grilling On Hank's grill)

>>149749140 (OP)
BOBBY HILL!

>>149774957
I thought they handled it well. Peggy being more self-centered makes more sense because she doesn't have her career to (falsely) bolster her self-esteem anymore - so she's over compensating. Buzzwords were used realistically and sparingly desu - the only way to avoid it would be to make a fake company that basically does the same thing (like with trypp) but things like "netflix" are used like "nintendo" was used for games back in the day. The few Hank uses were probably picked up from Peggy.

>>149778230
Also it completely disregards Cotton's entire arc during the Japan trip where he finally forgave them.

>>149774140
Joseph/Redcorn is known by the whole community while the Minh/Kahn stuff was "recent" and a surprise combined with not being as touchy a subject. People are legit worried about what Dale would do. You see the shit he gets up to for less

>>149749140 (OP)
If I'm really honest with myself, this is the reason I don't want to watch the new season...

>>149749140 (OP)
BOBBY WAS ALWAYS COOL

>>149750436
Bill was at least married. He also dated the Texas governor. I'll never have anything close to that

>>149779991
he also fucked those two cajun widows at the same time.
bill had the best game and nautral charisma out of anyone when he didn't self-sabotage himself.

>>149755160
Yeah, I hear it.

>>149779788
i got to the good hank episode and i really don't like that a sortof parody of that bald niggerfaggot romanian guy is on my tv it's really gay and annoying also hank would never associate with these niggers.

>>149755160
I thought that about this scene, a lot of Redcorn’s lines are really weirdly read in the reboot. Dale sounds weird too but that’s a given since it’s Toby Huss trying to be Johnny Hardwick. I think characters like Hank, Bill, Peggy all have the cadence of their speech that I’ve come to expect though.

>>149760807
>Sam Hyde
Gorilla nest, all I'm saying.

>>149758789
Hank felt pretty out of character in that episode. Mentioning Tilly as a woman he could always depend on is ridiculous.
His response to GH getting rejected was weird too
>So you have another friend? Isn't that a good thing?
I'd have expected something more like
>Okay, so you misread the signal. You thought she was throwing to the endzone when it was really just a buttonhook. It happens. All you can do is move on and prepare for the next play.

>>149782243
That episode was written and directed by women, and you can tell.

>>149749140 (OP)
Does anyone know if the co-ed that Bobby fucked is gonna come back?

>>149783967
Besides the writers? No, but that character has all the signs of being a one-off. I don't think she even got a name. The hot babe train for Bobby seems to be coming to the end of the line as he prepares to settle down with Communal Coochie Connie.

>>149749140 (OP)
Looks like DarksydePhil.

>>149779962
He was an incel cuck doing beta male "comedy" and smearing chocolate over his body. He became way cooler as an adult.

>>149759848
That's alpha. King of the Hill was always a show grounded in reality but with a more right wing spin on the messaging. I think there was only one kind of fantastical episode with Buckley's angel, and kinda Peggy surviving the parachute but that does legit happen irl.

>>149782243
Has Hank ever had a female friend in his entire life?

>>149749140 (OP)
Bobby had a good father. Unlike most people here raised by single moms and uninvolved dads.

>>149750499
If you manage to maintain some optimism after getting out of high school and you keep your hands busy instead of sitting around complaining about shit online 24/7, things going off the rails here and there isn't going to keep you down.

>>149749140 (OP)
He looks like he repairs VCRs for a living

>>149784568
>He was an incel
Anon, he was 11-13 during the original run.

>>149784686
That explains a lot of the seething

>>149785380
I was sexually successful at 11 to 13. I only became an incel with mental illness at like 16+.

>>149785490
Not everyone needs to be molested.

>>149785572
Also, Bobby was never trying to have sex as a child.

>>149771493
I've thought of it before. My mom makes the most incredible italian beef and vodka pasta. My dad's friend has a brat recipe that is unbelievably delicious. I just need to make a friend who makes stellar japanese cuisine so I can start my food truck "Axis on Axels." The logo will be a swastika made of silverware, and a rising sun flag made of spaghetti.

>>149785593
That's homosexual behavior IMO.

>>149786567
Hank worrying about Bobby being gay was a recurring unspoken joke in the first several seasons that got resolved when Kahn tells Hank that Bobby's a girl-crazed sex fiend followed by Hank letting out a sigh of relief.

>>149758053
>I moved

>>149762602
Tuttle had a wife.