Thread 149752611

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>>149752611 (OP)
Chicks dig the fuzzy dude

>>149752896
So it would seem.

>>149752611 (OP)
Remember those time when people were afraid at nightcrawler because he was supposed to look like a fucking demon?
No? The writers neither.
Heck silver sable listed for him just because, and then she actually fuck him.
I don't know who was the writer, but God know he was using Kurt as a selfinsert.
Heck, not even Peter Parker fucked silver Sable and she was in love with him.
>and gay men
Disappointed Sigh.

>>149753596
>>and gay men
>Disappointed Sigh.
Is that so surprising?

>>149753596
>Disappointed Sigh.
You're disappointed the comic was accurate? Bitches love Nightcrawler.

>>149752611 (OP)
Kurt is just like me

You know I always forget Kurt is supposed to be covered in fur.

>>149753704
This guy gets it.

>>149753740
You're a blue fuzzy Elf that gets the affections of women and men alike?

>>149753975
I was never aware he had fur until I read the comics. I always thought it was skin much like Mystique.

>>149753596
Funny how things change.

>>149752611 (OP)
I miss old school extremely Christian Nightcrawler.

>>149753596
>Remember those time when people were afraid at nightcrawler because he was supposed to look like a fucking demon?
he still looks like a demon, what changed is what the average person's reaction to seeing a hot blue skinned demon dude is.

Nightcrawler is famous as an X-Man and well-known Superhero, so people know he's not ACTUALLY dangerous or scary (the same way the Ever-Lovin' Blue Eyed Thing is a beloved hero), and Kurt being a hot blue twink with fangs and a tail literally just makes him look like the average Tiefling Dungeons & Dragons character.

If Kurt was a girl or had a sister she'd poll well with young men and dykes all wanting a taste of her blueberry pussy too.

>>149755545
Exactly.

>>149755545
>sister
Isn't Rogue his relative?

>>149755772
not by blood. Rogue was raised to be a weapon by Mystique after being taken from her real parents before joining the X-Men (add it to the long list of people Mystique has tried to ruin the lives of)

>>149752611 (OP)
Jubilee: “And me, Mayor?”
Mayor: “You scored a whopping 99% with 14-38 year old white men, black men and Latino men. No Asian men though.”

Don't indulge this fanfic. It's like the culmination of everything wrong with X-men comics. Slice of life faggotry. Imagine having such a good set of characters and being able to have so much adventures and it's all about how hot they are for the gays.

>>149756280
That's Gail Simone for you.

>>149756435
She's a fat perpetually horny menopausal auntie. She can't write to save her life. Her main audience are fags and fujos, which is like the 1% of what the main target of x-men used to be.

>>149753596
>Remember those time when people were afraid at nightcrawler
That hasn't been a thing for so long. He's been recognized as hot and pulling in bitches since the 80s.

>>149755821
i thought mystique was rogues mother, graydens mother & nightcrawlers father

>>149756575
It's been a mistake to make him hot. If he was able to get women, should have been due to his nature.
It really hurts his character as much as making bobby gay.

>>149756575
Damn.

>>149756587
Mystique kidnapped Rogue, but that's fine because she's gay.

>>149756615
>should have been due to his nature.
Hasn't that played a factor in his relationships though? He's one of the most likeable and kindhearted members of the team.

>>149756615
>It's been a mistake to make him hot.
Practically every guy and gal in the x-men are portrayed as hot at some time or another. Even Wolverine, the scruffy manlet has had countless women fall head over heels for him.

>>149756615
women have been lusting after Beast from Beauty and the Beast for 30+ years, Nightcrawler is like 10% as bestial as he is while also being an incredibly kind, loyal, and charming man with a sexy accent and superhero record as longstanding X-Men member. There's no reason for people to NOT lust after him.

Like nobody is surprised people find Colossus hot and he's made of steel, Kurt is just a blue fuzzy twink

>>149756784
>twink
I'd say twunk but your point still stands overall.

>>149756031
>GAYS REMEMBER THE GAYS GAYS GAYS
Jesus Christ

>>149756869
It was just one speech bubble, sheesh.

>>149756732
Wolverine's secret is that he oozes testosterone. He's the manliest man. He looks like it, sounds like it, smells like it, everything. And he has a soft side, tragic backstory, has been domesticated over the years while still having his wild side, and is good with kids, especially teenage girls? Lord have mercy!

>>149754331
>>149754966
Shadow face Nightcrawler is the best Nightcrawler

>>149757024
Agreed.

>>149756841
Should have kept Colossus gay and edgy.

>>149757465
That's only in the Ultimate universe. 616 Piotr is still straight...unfortunately.

>>149754682
They are so lucky.

>>149756663
Right, but that should affect only the women he's involved with, not every woman who sees him. That'd be Warren or Gambit, not him.

>>149756784
They could lust after him without him looking like a gay fantasy.

>>149756874
Nah, that's the whole run. The writer and readers are either fags or fag hags.

>>149758513
They do though?

faggots are just the worst

>>149753704
>>149754089
>>149754682
>>149757008
These images are an affront to the Lord Himself and should be scoured off the internet. For as Book of Tobit said (verses 15:3-8) "Yea, and the Lord did command: Any and all who draw the Marvel Comics character Nightcrawler and Wolverine laying together must be put to death, not for the faggotry of the art, but because Kurt can do better than a fucking manlet leaf. Also clearly he should always top"

>>149760165
>but because Kurt can do better than a fucking manlet leaf
I can kind of agree but Logan and Kurt are like two peas in a pod. Who else would he theroetically better pair with in terms of men? Colossus, Iceman, Gambit?
>Also clearly he should always top"
He's versatile and you know it.

>>149753704
spbp

>>149757495
He's Russian. They all straight until mandatory service.

>>149755545
>If Kurt was a girl or had a sister
tfw nobody remembers Talia Wagner.

>>149752611 (OP)
>young women
You are telling me older women doesn't like him? Bullshit

>>149761217
Should Kurt have a daughter that eventually gets aged up to be her or should she come back and stick around?

>>149761413
I guess they’re into Wolverine more?

>>149761413
She's not saying he isn't popular with them but that he's the most popular with them and gay men.
>>149761878
Young women are also into Wolverine.

>>149761895
Fair enough.

>>149756874
SHUT UP THEYRE EXISTING AT ME THEYRE EXISTING AT AMERICA WE HAVE TO PUT THEM IN CAMPS SO WERE FREE FROM THEM EXISTING AT US AND GAS THEM FOR FREEDOM

>>149761521
Have Kurt get Amanda Sefton pregnant.
Margali Szardos comes in and steals her granddaughter at birth and takes her to the witches dimension or something.

A few months later, the daughter comes back now a teenager because takes flies faster in the other dimension.