Thread 149755856

>the joke is that he likes eating sandwiches
This is so fucking lame. Did people really read this shit?

>>149755856 (OP)
Boomers are all mentally retarded

>>149755856 (OP)
scooby doo used this main gag too, and still does to this day

japan is still obsessed with it, to those retards only three things are comedic genius
>character eats A LOT!
>characters nose bleeds when having a boner
>character falls down out of shock from something banal

White people fucking love sandwiches

>>149756104
>White people fucking love sandwiches
Are you saying blacks, asians, jews, spics, russians, and muslims don't? That's fucking lame.

>>149756135
mexicans and middle east/med diet is pretty "sandwich" heavy they just use tortillas or flatbread/pita instead of sliced loaved bread

the rest never developed sandwiches, and they don't naturally have any dairy in their system or a good meat culture, so...yeah kinda defeats it. no meats, no dairy, no bread.

>>149756135
Well Jews also really love sandwiches.
Other cultures might have some basic meat on wheat stuff, but when it comes to artisan sandwiches, yeah whites and Jews really cornered that market. Though Mexicans are getting there too.

>>149756289
the jewish sandwich culture is specifically, american new york jews, who were fond of shit like corned beef of the irish

>>149756289
Jewish sandwiches are made from Palestinian babies though

Yeah, but Anon, he REALLY loves sandwiches! Like it's so WHACKY how many sandwiches this guy eats.

>>149755899
fpbp and checked. well done

>>149755856 (OP)
Dagwood should be a spokesman for Arby’s.

>>149755856 (OP)
>the joke is that he’s Jewish
This is so fucking lame. Did people really read this shit?

>>149756381
It did kickstart the whole idea of a sandwich loaded with multiple layers and random ingredients, so that is indeed whacky and notable

>>149756530
>read
Spongebob's primary media format is audiovisual.

>>149756530
he’s not meant to be funny, he’s meant to be based

>>149756632
this one is funny because he's a goofy guy

>>149756632
bro ate the fucking skin, meat, ligaments, organs and just about anything else off a bear right down to the bone, while it was still alive

>>149755899
>>149756408
Cope zoomies

>>149756621
Retarded amerilard

>>149756858
it’s true. try reading any Sunday comics. it’s pure slop

>>149756872
America runs your country

Blondie is vintage milf and Cookie is Jailbait

>>149755856 (OP)
Glass rocks at stone houses and all that.

>>149755899
Blondie predates Boomers by a fair bit.
First strip came out in 1930.

>>149755856 (OP)
My buddy had a huge stack of Archie mags next to the shitter. Some people just want to read without it being your super high brow kiddie cape shit.

>>149756978
Tranny

>>149756889
America can't even run itself so cope

>>149756632
>wants to grind a live animal into hamburger meat
SICK FUCK

>>149755856 (OP)
Shaggy ripoff

>>149755899
Wrong generation. This shit was during the era of the Greatest Generation and the Silent Generation

>>149756207
Ethiopians have their sour bread that's used the same way pita/tortillas/naan is used

>>149755856 (OP)
I like this dude's red bowtie!

I know anons here want to pretend people don't like food outside of the fact you need it to survive but the fact mukbang and other food related media is strong enough to pull in views on its own means that there were people who liked this without a hint of irony

>>149759968
Zoomers are like that
>i only eat hot dogs uh food is cringe!
They're all just sheltered uncultured raised on the internet socially awkward nignogs, they get labelled autistic but they're really just people who's parents never cooked or bought them food so they lived off cold hot dogs while they played on their phone 24 7

I noticed almost every person under 29 or so, is a hugely picky eater

>>149759968
>mukbang
I refuse to believe that this is anything other than some sort of bizarre fetish porn, just like ASMR

>>149760114
I fuck with all of those except mayo and I consider myself somewhat picky
Do people really not like Shrimp? I cannot imagine not enjoying some delicious grilled shrimp.

>>149760129
Ah, we're not the youth anymore anon. My gf puts on ASMR to sleep when she's having trouble.
What we were with isn't 'it' and what is 'it' is confusing and scary to us (or just seems utterly inane)

>>149760131
zoomers think shrimp are bugs because they never had zoobooks or animal planet

>>149755856 (OP)
LOL
Almost as good as Marmaduke

>>149755856 (OP)
>>149755899
That sandwich looks great.
Zoomers are retarded

>>149757699
>a live animal into hamburger meat
That's literally how hamburgers work.

>>149756044
Dagwood knew what's up.

>>149760131
I hate shrimp, but I’m also allergic to it so legit can’t eat it without fucking yo my body.

>>149760345
>allergic

Sucks for you

>>149760256
Generally the animal is killed and butchered first.

>>149760420
He is going to be killed first

>>149755856 (OP)
Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcx_716heMw

>>149755856 (OP)
I would take a well made sandwich with high end ingredients over almost every other food on the planet.
>>149756104
Can confirm. Am white, love sandwiches.

>>149760398
Eh I don’t see the appeal honestly, I’ve had lobster before and it was mostly just butter that seemed to be why people liked. As for shrimp the smell has always put me off a bit as well. Granted maybe it tatstes good to you but my body just fires it out when I eat any shellfish.

>>149756104
Yeah they’re good.

>>149760172
Damn his nuts are above his ribs? Thats fucked dude

>>149760667
Shrimp is mad tasty man, but if I projectile vomited and or shat every time, I wouldn't eat it either.
Lobster I don't eat. I'm not a vegetarian or nothing but idk man, they seem somewhat intelligent. I wouldn't eat a turtle either

>>149760667
Shrimp has a stronger flavor than lobster imo, it's like a fishy chicken but the chicken overpowers the fishy, lobster to me is more bland, hence the need for dipping in butter, but it was a sweet undertone and you know how people covet any sweetness whatsoever

>>149758710
>greatest
LoL
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>>149756632
at least he had the legendary "pay you tuesday" gag to fall back on

>>149756858
Crying about boomers is a millennial thing

>>149760534
Haha awesome

We get it. You're only interested in power fantasies.

>>149760114
Only thing I hate out of all of this are mushrooms. I don't consider myself a picky eater as I unironically like eating bugs.

>>149755856 (OP)
Ewwww! TOMATOES??1

>>149756104
Then why to the Veitnamese make the nest sandwiches to ever exist?

>>149755856 (OP)
He was a tribute to the Popeye Burger Guy.

>>149764157
Pfft, they wish they thought of the Po'boy.
Or a fucking SLICED BRISKET from the lone star state?
The south got somethin' to say

>>149764210
I don't think that's true.

>>149764220
I am an American residing on the gulf coast and a banh mi is better than any po boy.
They are both good but given the choice I'd take the banh mi.
Barbecue is a whole nother ball game.

>>149764474
Did he go back to his cow to monologue for a moment and return to Popeye?

>>149764562
Yeah, wimpy is eccentric like that.

>>149755907
>character falls down out of shock from something banal
We did that as well.

>>149755907
>character falls down out of shock from something banal
That’s Condorito’s bread and butter

>>149755856 (OP)
They watched movies of it

>>149756491
>average american food

>>149755907
For me, it's the protagonist's hat launching straight upwards.

>>149765451
>watched
They still do. Mukbang vids go viral constantly

>>149756858
Arrest shit stirring doomie.
>>149757012
Granny