Thread 149759775

How many five star restaurants did this guy cripple simply because they weren't serving him McDonalds-tier food that gave him nostalgia?

>>149759775 (OP)
Does anyone actually care about what newspaper food critics say about a restaurant?

>>149759798
I want to execute every smug wine critic

>>149759818
>smug wine critic
Every single one of them is full of shit

>>149759775 (OP)
>McDonalds-tier
Dumb gringo

>>149760036
>republican rich white girls, too

>>149760703
Now you're just being horny
*sprays you with spritz of water*

>>149759798
No, not really. And in part, that's what he says at the end of the movie.
Ultimately, a critic's work is just full of shit because they don't create anything. And people are free to enjoy whatever they want.

>>149759775 (OP)
The point was this cock sucker felt like a God killer and the best food he ever tasted was made by a rat. He was clearly an asshole.

>Doood veggies smashed together! Deliciousa!
Of course only a retarded food "critique" would enjoy this crap

>>149760719
Well ideally the critic guides someone towards really good shit in whatever field, and away from the slop that does permeate.
But I do get what your saying.

>>149759775 (OP)
He probably has "survivable" reviews. He's never positive, but if he's being super nit picky people will conclude it's probably a good place.

>>149760703
What do you mean by this?

>>149759798
Maybe back in the pre-Yelp times