Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:14:59 PM
No.149761573
>>149761577
>>149762009
>>149762384
>>149762485
>>149763331
>FF has done awful to mediocre in every outing
>hype up your "definitive" reboot for years (first announced in 2019)
>write a script so awful all the people you go after reject it
>the men because it's entirely focused on Sue and Reed does nothing, and the women because this capeshit is too dorky, even in the capeshit era
>movie comes out
>script is, as expected, as bad as rumoured, and it's an entirely girlboss movie with Reed written like a moron who just stands around
>cast is a bunch of geriatric and ugly nobodies
>pic related is supposedly your Tony Stark replacement
>movie won't even make its budget back
>publicly proclaim that a sequel is being fast-tracked but behind the scenes they're already cutting Fagscal's role in Doomsday and Secret Wars
Why did they fail this bad? After all these bombs, didn't they understand that people wanted handsome people doing cool things in their capeshit?
>hype up your "definitive" reboot for years (first announced in 2019)
>write a script so awful all the people you go after reject it
>the men because it's entirely focused on Sue and Reed does nothing, and the women because this capeshit is too dorky, even in the capeshit era
>movie comes out
>script is, as expected, as bad as rumoured, and it's an entirely girlboss movie with Reed written like a moron who just stands around
>cast is a bunch of geriatric and ugly nobodies
>pic related is supposedly your Tony Stark replacement
>movie won't even make its budget back
>publicly proclaim that a sequel is being fast-tracked but behind the scenes they're already cutting Fagscal's role in Doomsday and Secret Wars
Why did they fail this bad? After all these bombs, didn't they understand that people wanted handsome people doing cool things in their capeshit?