Thread 149765404

"Lumbo you sly dog you got me.

I should have known that youd seduce Mikami, Takada and Misa, figure out im Kira from just the public info, know the location of L's headquarters and hack into L's investigation files before our fight, charm me with your skills to get you into the L HQ in japan or allow Matsuda to bring you in without me even knowing about it.

And when i dallowed you in without even asking for your name and trying to kill you on the spot and giving you a full on brief of all the information about the death note and L's investifation, gosh you got me from the start!
Even let you suddenly interrogate me with your infinite iq in front of the entire task force so they could just shoot me at any point if i tried anything at all

Now i will just accept my execution even if i could ask for the shinigamk eyes right here and now and write your name on the paper in my watch legit now or when i am in prison like in L change the world or manipulate you into saying youd execute Misa so Rem kills you. But gosh, you got me in a point in time where i just sont happen to have Rem alive.

You sly sly dlg, lumbo. I tip my hat to you."

Godzilla has no counter for this.

When's this shit coming out, anyways

>>149765411
>Fanfiction wiki

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149765411
Yeah right like how Hulk has no counter to KINGtos

>>149765411
isn't this just what Godzilla Earth did?

>>149765423
>kaijuCOPE
Fanfiction isn't referenced and footnoted, anon.

>>149765431
>>149765455
OhNoGOD please don't humble me

>Columbo wank again
Post Columbo dealing with anything supernatural
Post Columbo outsmarting the literal smartest person in the world
Explain how Columbo survives Light with the help of Misa and Rem who have free kill eyes and could just insta-kill Columbo the second they start talking

>>149765416
Hulk vs Godzilla? August 17th. Light vs Columbo? We still don't know, probably next month.

>>149765404 (OP)
Real talk what the fuck is the point of this, it's explicit canon that Kira would get folded by Columbo, like that's not even a meme that's deliberate and by design.

The entire point of Columbo is "he's the detective from Crime and Punishment on crack", and Kira is literally conceptualized as "He's the arrogant faggot from Crime and punishment without the detective there to immediately fucking body him."

>>149765471
Post Columbo dying to supernatural means

I'm sorry Olive…

>>149765471
(He doesnt. thats the fucking point)

anywho fixed some typos

"Lumbo you sly dog you got me.

I should have known that youd seduce Mikami, Takada and Misa, figure out im Kira from just the public info and hack into L's investigation files before our fight, charm me with your skills to get you into the L HQ in japan or allow Matsuda to bring you in without me even knowing about it.


And when i dallowed you in without asking for your name and trying to kill you on the spot, giving you a full on brief of all the information about the death note and L's investigation, gosh you got me from the start!


Even let you suddenly interrogate me with your infinite iq in front of the entire task force so they could just shoot me at any point if i tried anything at all.


Now i will just accept my execution with ni resistance even if i could legit ask for the shinigami eyes right here and now and write your name on the paper in my watch legit right fuckinf now or when i am in prison like in "L change the world" or manipulate you into saying youd execute Misa so Rem kills you. But gosh, you got me in a point in time where i just dont happen to have Rem alive.

You sly sly dlg, lumbo. I tip my hat to you."

>Kishimoto drew this
Naruto sisters...

>>149765404 (OP)
Could the Death Note kill one of the archangels from Supernatural? Lucifer brushed off a headshot from a gun that could apparently kill anything it hit.

>>149765478
I-I-I-I-I…

>>149765497
the book says it only kills humans

>>149765484
>Family registration
That was a rule made for L specifically. He always had a canon name. Columbo canonically does not have a canon full name. The Death Note would not work.

>>149765500
I talked to Robert Kirkman about this scene and he told me RR was actually doing laps around the universe's circumference between each hit

>>149765455
Then post scans

>>149765473
Its saying lumbo is as smart as L and would godderize Light and he just will accept death instead of using the eyes or have gucking misa or mikami kill him.

>>149765523
Why isn't he obliterating the entire milky way with the amount of kinetic energy he'd be carrying when each hit makes contact?

>>149765404 (OP)
Does Columbo purposely hide his name or does it just not come up while he is solving murder?

>>149765487
CHADsta!

>>149765521
The note gives you the name needed to kill.

and the family registration is the fucking government /your legal name you retard.

>>149765542
Columbo is an abstract entity. The source of all detective powers.

>>149765546
WOG name is above Government name, retard-kun. Death Note still doesn't work

Hulk's next major event cycle will give him meta-narrative alteration, control and destruction abilities.

>>149765540
It's embarrassing that I even have to say it. You should know better by now. Smart Atoms(c)

I lost the death battle but I made revenge AI porn of my character fucking your character's wife and/or a sissified version of him, what now cuck?

>>149765530
Funny. I've yet to see a single scan of Ultima doing anything, and yet there are entire threads full of scans of Hulk doing exactly what people have described.

>>149765567
If those atoms are so smart why don't they have a cure for cancer yet?

>>149765566
Grant Morrison will make it so Gamma is actually "Entropic Addition of Sub-Sums on a Hypergraphic Paraplex" and the story will end in a total anticlimax where Hulk claps existence into non existence and restores it by clapping backwards or in other words becoming Jesus

>>149765540
>This car can go 150MPH
>Yeah? I saw it driving at 5MPH in a parking lot, why weren't they mowing down pedestrians and crashing into parked cars?????

>>149765575
You take hrt and chop your balls, of course.

why doesn't Godzilla just do this? he can't

>>149765591
With smartness comes malice!

>>149765593
Ewing is the closest to Morrison Hulk will ever get.

Crona's ass.
My face.
You do the math.

>>149765646
Mario…

>>149765575
Gokubro...

>>149765591
they actually caused Goku's heart disease and created Kryptonite

When Hulk loses to Ultima he's gonna get a new run titled the Immaculate Incredible Immortal Hulk where they just list out how Hulk wins against every theoretical ability listed on vsbw and make him the avatar of The One Below The One Below All who's way stronger than TOBA.

This is Swan's second DIO vs Alucard and he sides with Columbo. There is no way Light wins the actual episode, it's just going to be a 20 minute long Columbo wank fanfic.

>>149765670
Hulk will absorb both TOBA and TOAA and that will become his new base form.

Columbo getting stomped will be boring. It unironically should have been Kira vs Heisenberg

>>149765670
>when Hulk [headcanon]
kaijutards are delusional.

>>149765681
You dont get it its OBVIOUS columbo would win.
He is easily a lot smarter than L and is equal to more than a couple information agencies, but all of em.
Columbo has infinite IQ and would just imagine Batman's identity right too.

>>149765534
'Lumbo is unironically smarter than L because L went about taking down Kira in specifically the worst possible way by challenging him openly and directly in a game of intellect, which is explicitly what you're not supposed to do. His counterpart was taken out by....a detective playing the aw shucks stupid earnest fella and pretending to be a harmless bumbler who wouldn't possibly be an intellectual threat or challenge.

IE exactly the kind of person Kira wouldn't even fucking notice until it was too late.

>>149765670
... and he still loses to Doomsday and Broly.

>>149765567
And ki control (tm)

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149765714
No? He got Kira a killer that could just hide forever and kill remotely to not only expose a weakness to his powers, but try to get closer to him in a game of pride.

>>149765567
Yep, cosmic armor Superman wouldn't even be able to scratch a single smart atom btw.

>>149765681
Nah, the second DIO v Alucard was Dragonborn v Chosen Undead.
He just couldn’t suck Chosen Undead off enough to win, so he made Dragonborn the blatant aggressor and wrong party in the fight, accidentally spawning an age of darkness after Chosen Undead dies heroically while Frampt laughs evilly in the background as darkness envelops everything.

>>149765688
Nah, Multiverse Match gave us the TRUE Light Yagami opponent in pic related.

>>149765745
it's horrifying that Viltrumites are more powerful than a sun disk's worth of Smart Atoms. it was bigger than Earth and that's already 1.33 x 10^50 atoms' worth

>>149765486
Bruce Banner is smarter than these chumps

How would a /dbg/ smash bros look like?

>>149765714
L outwitted Kira at ever single turn that even with a magic untraceable killing book, the ability to remove his own memories and pass the book along to avoid getting found out as Kira and an inside on the Kira investigation, Light was still only saved due to sheer dumb luck and a second shinigami suicide bombing L for him to protect Misa.

>>149765614
This shit cracked me up cause you could watch internal powerlevel politics happening in real time. Ewing specifically wrote a one shot that takes place before this that specifies that Devil Hulk would not be participating in this fight, probably because Ewing knew Hulk would job in Cates' comic. But Cates clearly either didn't read it or was intentionally ignoring it cause Carnage talks to Hulk as if he's speaking to Devil Hulk.

>>149765775
all cucks and homosexuals

>>149765714
>>IE exactly the kind of person Kira wouldn't even fucking notice until it was too late.
Here's how this plays out
>Being incredibly generous, Columbo is able to figure out Light is a suspect
>Columbo does his usual bit, acting dumb. Thanks him and walks away
>Light thinks he's a bumbling moron but decides to write the name on the badge he flashed just in case he talks to a smarter detective
>Finds out the name doesn't work when he sees him again
>Plays it cool, lets Columbo play dumb and plays dumb himself so Columbo doesn't suspect a thing
>Columbo leaves again
>Light calls Misa, tells her this detective used a fake name
>Tells her to follow him and use her eyes to kill him
>5 minutes later Columbo is dead
The reality is Columbo would have no way of even getting the step one like L did. He would just keep scratching his head in LA wondering how these criminals keep dropping dead. I guess you could conclude this as a tie since the two would never even interact.

>>149765785
but enough about your family reunion

>>149765785
>Kratos, Kyle, Hulk, Thor, Superman, Goku, and Vegeta out of nowhere

>>149765714
Challenging Kira openly and shitting on Light's ego is the reason L was ahead since step one, without pissing him off there's no way to confirm where Kira is even if L already had a hunch based on the killings so far

It's only gay if you bottom

>>149765789
you dont get it man
lumbo would have deduced all the death note eules by just looking at light and seduce Misa the moment she sees him.

>>149765829
Mario…

>>149765829
Superbros our hero is gay...

>>149765487
lmao

>>149764883
Reposting but there's an entire scene where they show a computer analysis of how its blown off pieces continue to grow/multiply the cells, and there's a deleted scene (cut due to its grotesqueness) where they show the site in question where he was growing over rubble.
If you didn't watch the movie, just say so anon. In any case, Shin is more like a colony organism than a reptile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd_8ho66iCY

>>149765785
>bleach out of fucking NOWHERE

>>149765840
…in another universe

>>149765542
Columbo stays as non-descript as possible and doesn't offer any information basically at all about himself to kind of swing under the radar. He's just Columbo, a doofy sounding name for a doofy sounding guy, could be a first name, could be a last name, who cares? He's a putz that goes on about his wife and always has some barely relevant story to share that you tune out because it's always some pointless earthy small interaction or bit of trivia.

And then because you didn't care or pay attention while he "bumbled around without a clue" because you have way bigger problems or are pretty sure you already got away with it he puts the little details together and nails you to a wall because canonically he's smart enough that he regularly runs rings around assorted geniuses and intellectuals on the daily.

>>149765835
Damn it! You're right. I hope Lumbo is merciful at least...

>>149765857
... he's straight but in our universe he's Koslov's little slut

>>149765829
>It's only gay if you bottom
anon is not wrong...

>>149765859
indeed lumbo is supreme and all knowing

he'd fodderize batman and sherlock too

>>149765881
>your father out of NOWHERE

>>149765850
And it amounted to nothing lmao. Did you actually watch Shin?

>using deleted scene
Holy retard.

>>149765881
that doesn't even make sense as a sentence

YABBADABBADOOO

Threads like these make me wish we had flags and IDs

>>149765899
KEKA-FUCKING-ROO

>>149765899
shit up anon, America

>>149765899
>>149765910
>aislop
>one minute apart
>not even remotely db or vs related
cmon

>Shit up
ESLKING...

Alright, give him a better match up. Some detectives who actually stand a chance arresting him.

>>149765894
>Claim I haven't watched Shin yet ignores scenes from the fucking movie
The deleted scene was only removed because it was grotesque, the same thing it conveys is explained in the scene posted. Either way, they explained how his cells work and that they live even when separate from Shin. How they took care of them after that is a mystery and also irrelevant. If you wanna deny it then you can just say you ignore feats and make stuff up, it's up to you kek

>cuckoldry
>homosexual fantasies
Yup yup, Death Battle

>>149765902
Only KINGtos scholars would be left

>>149765925
Mario

>>149765899
How will this affect the outcome of Denji vs Yuji?
>>149765920
>Non even related to DB
Cuckposting is always on topic though...

>>149765931
Notice it's always tr/a/nimes and weebs.

>>149765924
Post your hero shitting up

>>149765829
it doesn't need to be full on sodomy for it to be gay. if you don't stop with innuendo it's already gay

>>149765945
Superman is anime and weeb? That's the homosexual fantasies part

>>149765928
It's all irrelevant. Hulk just claps it away.

Beerus?
Would be DESTROYED by Jesus-Sama

>>149765964
Which Death Battle matchups are gay on gay? Wolverine vs Raiden comes to mind

>>149765978
Post Jesus destroying a planet

>>149765978
Hulk claps him away.

>>149765925
The question and batman

>>149765925
lemouch or walter

>>149765899
The switch is what get's me with these

>>149765981
Mario vs Sonic 2

>>149765967
>tr/a/nime trying to project xir homosexual fantasies on SuperCHAD
See? You're pathetic and can't help yourself. Seek 41%

>>149765925
Batman beats him easily so that's no fun, so Tim Drake.

>spic hours
>cuckshit

>>149765973
Which is also irrelevant because we are only just discussing if the feat exists, which it does.
>cross-referenced FIELD DATA (deleted scene) with Tsukaba's (computer analysis), this may be how Gojira plans to propoagate.
>concept art and deleted scene clearly showing him growing heads and eyes on things

Sans get to FUCK this

>>149766004
Superman is an ally.

>>149766013
>muh feat
Is irrelevant because Hulk claps it away. Cry MOAR.

>>149766016
post Sans having a penis

>>149766004
>homosexual fantasies
Homosexual realities actually.

Ultima gapes Hulk btw

>fraudcheck Doom Slayer with or without lore
CHADstiny bros, we are too strong.

>>149765996
Cheating since he can't kill lelouch

>>149766031
Not as of the recent Secret Six issue.

>>149765996
lelouch

>>149766037
And then this lil slut just goes back for more

>>149765899
Love this new internet meme of eastern characters girls getting BLEACHED by Americans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc&list=RDvPKp29Luryc

>>149766032
>make retarded post
>prove it wrong
>b-b-but i AM STRONGEST anyway!

>>149766037
The only homosexuality there is what you're projecting, faggot.

>>149766046
Lelouch is unfair. He can even beat people who can send information back in time. He also has a robot with particle beam weapons installed on it.

>>149766031
my hero BatGOS will never be an ally

>>149766066
You're beginning to understand relevance, even through your tears.

>>149766036
you're coping if the sounds kris was hearing through the walls wasnt fuckin

>>149766064
Asurabro btw

>>149766072
>He can even beat people who can send information back in time
I don't remember him ever doing this

>>149766036
I don't know, why don't you ask your mom's boyfriend for nudes

What do you think of the theory that Columbo is the grandpa from The Princess Bride?

>>149765925
Harry du Bois

>>149766084
But enough about the Incredible SULKfags

>>149766068
Turn on your monitor and the guy projecting faggotry will stop looking at you

>>149766086
Kris…
>>149766093
[YOU]…

>>149765978
>Confirmed BOUNDLESS character in MULTIPLE settings
Genuinely no one can match Jesus-sama, what was the Writer thinking?

>>149766091
Resurrection. He's up against a Geass user who can send her conscioussness 6 hours back in time. He manages to outsmart her and then use his own Geass to command her to sleep so she can't use it again.

>>149765928
>it was removed because—
Who cares why, you drooling retard. It’s DELETED, meaning it can’t be used. Shin was literally dead at the end of the movie.

>>149765553
Columbo is the personification of very specific fear that every criminal has or had at some point - that they slipped somewhere, missed a detail, botched up their cover story or didn't take into account some stupid little circumstance that casts doubt on their otherwise perfect alibi. Even if they know for sure there shouldn't be any fuckups, just for the briefest moment this 'but what if' thought appears anyway. He is not the agent of the 'outplanned, outmanoeuvred, ten steps ahead' brand of justice but 'poking around and noticing the mistakes'.

>>149766107
and he gives my hero DIO plot armor

BRING ME FRI-...CHAR-...ASRI-.....FLOWE-.....SAN-..PAPYR-...UNDY-....ASGO-....METTATO-....TOR-....MUF-...SO SOR-...
BRING ME FROGGIT

>>149766115
>It was dele-
Explain the scene in pic attached referring to it
>>149765850

>>149766108
Anything post season 2 is not canon

>>149765899
I fucking know you /csm/fags are posting here, copying my shitposting.

>>149766129
Resurrection is a better end to the series than whatever the fuck R2 was.

>>149766119
Indeed columbo would fodderize brainiac, TOAA, and imagine and solve a million different cases at once in a second, and those million crimes happen irl later on of course.

>>149766127
Ness fails to name all of those characters because he's just remembering he already wiped the floor with all of them

>>149765601
Would.

You DO know how to normalize a wave function, right?

>>149766148
N-no...

>>149766148
Yep.

>>149766148
I don't know how to do math.

>>149766142
I'm not saying it as a quality statement. Anything past season 2 (except Akito the Exiled) is not canon. They're separate continuities.

>stomps Ness
>stomps Batter
>stomps Frisk
>stomps Grimm

>149766119
So what kind of devil would that make him?

>>149766176
It makes perfect sense if you think about it for more than 5 minutes, buddy.

>>149765767
>just couldn’t suck Chosen Undead off enough
Even though I love Dank Souls as games, people shilling souls protags as some insanely powerful monsters just makes me ever so mildly fucking annoyed like you wouldn't believe.

>>149766167
DIO vs Alucard was just homosexual fantasies and glass, no cuck shit involved

>>149766128
It’s not? Are you a special kind of retard?

>>149766127
What about John Egbert

Hahahaha

>>149766191
>Cross-referenced FIELD DATA
>says the same thing that the deleted scene communicates
Are you, anon?

>>149766189
Wdym "homosexual fantasies"?

Your heroes ALL job to ME

>>149766203
It’s a deleted scene for a reason. Glad to know you’re retarded and are showing it to everyone.

>>149766215
We know Kratos...

>>149766205
we used to be a civilised general and blamed everything on that faggot Swan which included DIO winning because Swan had a hard on for DIO

>149766194
Now post AItale text boxes. Preferably from Papyrus/Darius.

>>149766221
The scene in the picture wasn't deleted. It just says the same thing as the deleted one. Glad you are retarded and showing it to everyone tho

>>149765789
More like
>Being reasonably fucking smart, puts together the painfully obvious profile that "Kira" is intellectually patient but emotionally impulsive and like most killers is interested in sucking his own cock.
>Also clearly has to be targeting via public visibility or inside information to begin with because there sure aren't a lot of low profile rando victims
>Hey look this teenage son of the NPA chief.
>Talk to him for five seconds because you're working with his dad, ping off that this kid sure has a strong sense of justice and Opinions on shit and he's fucking terrible at hiding how suspicious he is.
>Like holy fuck is he bad at this, he nearly gets caught by random people vaguely associated with the case like a half dozen times and has to be bullshitted out of it because of how fuckobvious he is.
>Plays his usual routine of being a derpy bumbler checking on him since it's gotta be hard with this Kira stuff working his dad to the bone and Light relaxes because he thinks he's a moron, but only after briefly having a panick attack that he's gonna get caught somehow at least once because that's what he always fucking does in this scenario
>Overlooks him, kills somebody in some way connected to something he or Columbo said or what he'd just been doing, been near, or was about to do. Probably another case or criminal or officer that got mentioned in the process because again this was the kind of mistake Kira made constantly.
>Which is something he did constantly and nearly got him caught like five fucking times.
>After the next high profile murder, check in on him again and try to reassure him they'll catch this evil murderer but they just don't know how 'cause he's real smart, dunno how he's getting these guys killed like this, it's like he can just make their brains melt or something.
>Kira fucks up like he canonically does way too often and gives a tiny detail out he shouldn't have, Columbo books him.

>>149766215
Scarlet King...

>>149766225
Well, to be fair, he's objectively a snack.

>>149766205
both characters are very sexually charged. sexual energy oozes from their pores. the thing is, they ought to be portrayed as levels. I fully buy Dio as a perverted dom, but sleeping with Alucard has got to be some Hellbound Heart shit. only Rip Van Winkle could let us know but he finna ate her

>>149766231
>literally making shit up
Lmfao. Zillatard IQ on display.

>>149765685
>Hulk will absorb both TOBA and TOAA
Hulk will absorb the same guy twice?

>>149765670
Hulk will beat suggsverse

You can only post your hero here if their booty has been penetrated by a gopnik

>>149766241
I'm just going to say it without reservations, Dio was at his hottest as a cute boy at the start of PB

>>149766248
Kek do I need to download and export a Webm showing that the scene is in the movie to prove that it can asexually regenerate itself off of random cells like their scientific and field analysis proved?
>Zilla
Enough about Roland Emmerich.

Why are Undertale fags so defensive

>Warm Piss
Even low tier iterations of the Foundation could solo that verse.

Omni-Man could no-diff Mazinger Zero

Speaking of One Piece, why do I have the feeling that Luffy vs Naruto is coming soon-ish?

Why are Hulkfags so obsessed with him?

>>149766165
Doesn't he clear most games besides like post game Disgaea

>>149766143
I don't understand why you're so upset over harmless jokes.
You're seething about Columbo of all characters, bro. Seething so much you reply to every post with the same hysterical exaggerations like it's supposed to prove something or be some sort of gotcha.

>>149766275
You need to first prove that it was referencing a deleted scene. Hint: it wasn’t because it was a DELETED SCENE.

Scarlet King is a jobber, Scarlet DEMON thoughbeit...

>>149766281
Why are you browsing reddit

>>149766305
cause size does matter

>>149766330
Because I didn't actually play the game

>>149766241
I mean yeah but we can't just decide winners based on their hotness.

>>149766320
It doesn't matter if it "references a deleted scene" or not in actuality, it just says the same thing the scene shows which would only corroborate what the movie already says, which is that the cells grow independently regardless of being attached to Godzilla which allows it to propagate itself. Meaning pulling parts off of him wouldn't truly kill it.

>>149766361
we can't? then what's the point of the homosexual fantasies?

I don't care about faggottale or deltatroon.

>>149766297
Mazinger Scales to all Mecha so no

>The Incredible Hulk vs Godzilla
Okay that's cool but what about
>The Credible Hulk vs Atheistzilla

>>149766391
scales below Foodfight

>>149766391
No sun disk?

>>149766382
To destroy any semblance of sane powerscaling discussion

>>149765471
Columbo operates on whatever logic the plot suits for him to get the victory- just because we haven’t seen him outsmart the smartest person in the world doesn’t mean he can’t

>>149765789
>>149766236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
I liked the way this guy plotted it out

>>149765614
Marvel just gave Carnage the power to reverse penance stare people but it actually works

>>149766193
>Up against a guy that can retcon your ass, just drills through a planet with wind and only stays dead under heroic/just conditions.

Dont sleep on John, Homestucks god tier immortality alone makes it a clusterfuck of the fight even filling the criteria for any of them dying properly.

>>149766427
>just because we haven’t seen him outsmart the smartest person in the world doesn’t mean he can’t
Horrible cop out. You could say this about any MU. Death Battle doesn't go by the what if's. It sticks to canon knowledge
>Well if there was an issue where Kyle fought someone exactly like Simon then he would have won!
>Well if Asura had a boss fight against someone exactly like Kratos then he would have won!
>Well if Dragon Ball had a villain who was exactly like Superman then Goku would have won!
And so on.

>>149766463
Columbo works on problem of the week logic.

This Gorilla was TEACHING Hulk.

>>149766478
Outerversal gorilla who was borrowing the power of Galactus, Eternity and all the Celestials.

>>149766472
Show me an episode where Columbo's problem of the week was someone with a magical notebook that would kill anyone who's name was written in it

Why does DB not post suggested media blogs anymore?

Hulkbros... What the fuck is this?!

>>149766463
What you're saying is reasonable, HOWEVER
Asura would still lose because DB hates Asura.

>>149766463
>Well if Asura had a boss fight against someone exactly like Kratos then he would have won!
I'm pretty sure Asura fought plenty of wall-level enemies over the course of his game.

>>149766500
>Asura would still lose because DB hates Asura.
He's the only person in DB history who got a 'what-if' ending

>>149766376
So you have no evidence and are just reaching? Cool. Also no evidence Shin’s cells keep growing, btw.

>>149766499
F-FFUCK

Speaking of walls
Walls from Attack on Titan vs The Wall from ASOIAF

>>149765940
How dare you mock Kingtos! Kneel bitch!!

>>149766517
yeah because they hate him so much

>>149766533
Could you explain your logic here?

>>149766530
Is that Keksura's diaper he strapped to the front of his girdle as a trophy

First it was "Hulk scales to Galactus", now it is "Hulk scales above Eternity". What will it be next week?

>>149766527
ASOIAF wins, that things comically larger and thicker.

>>149766541
no

>>149765978
No lies detected (Because he's real unlike every character posted here).

>>149766517
Yeah and that was just an icing on the humiliation cake.
Asura took the L and then got the 'yeah yeah don't cry lil bro here's five bucks go buy yourself something nice' treatment.

Post your hero effortlessly lifting a boulder off his chest after it fell on him.

>>149766036
Do you really want the lightsabers?

>>149766569
lightsaber?

>>149766236
"Lumbo you sly dog you got me.

I should have known that youd seduce Mikami, Takada and Misa, figure out im Kira from just the public info and hack into L's investigation files before our fight, charm me with your skills to get you into the L HQ in japan or allow Matsuda to bring you in without me even knowing about it.


And when i dallowed you in without asking for your name and trying to kill you on the spot, giving you a full on brief of all the information about the death note and L's investigation, gosh you got me from the start!


Even let you suddenly interrogate me with your infinite iq in front of the entire task force so they could just shoot me at any point if i tried anything at all.


Now i will just accept my execution with ni resistance even if i could legit ask for the shinigami eyes right here and now and write your name on the paper in my watch legit right fuckinf now or when i am in prison like in "L change the world" or manipulate you into saying youd execute Misa so Rem kills you. But gosh, you got me in a point in time where i just dont happen to have Rem alive.

I even threatened the president into rveealing your location and had an angry mob outside to drag you in and beat you to death, show your face to one of my second kiras could kill you like i canonically did against Near but gosh dang it, you planned for that too and had a billion dollars to use as a distraction and face covering equipment since you figured out all the rules before we even met...

You sly sly dog, lumbo. I tip my hat to you."

>>149766566
I-I-I-I-I.... ..... .... ...

>>149766127
Froggit would rape his prostate.

>>149766523
>you are just reaching
No, I watched the movie which is apparently impossible for you kek

>>149766549
It doesn't have physics defying titans inside it.
Plus isnt the outer wall bigger that Wall anyway?

>>149766543
yes

>>149766463
>Death Battle doesn't go by what if's

>>149766517
1.)Kyle got an alternate ending.
2.) They literally tried to assassinate his character to make Kratos the hero. So this and the dishonest meatriding they gave Asura in the analysis was likely done to cover their asses after DA twitter post exposed them.

>>149766584
Now defend L against Batman.

>>149766318
i dont respect columbo or his fans

and ibdont mind light losing or dying to walter or lelouch

>>149766584
>Anon has broken and is now just stuck repeating a copypasta he made earlier today.

>>149766604
>Kyle got an alternate ending.
Kylebro...

>>149766604
>Kyle got an alternate ending
That was made for fun and was more of a storyboard. It wasn't like Asura's which was a full thing that got aired in the actual episode to close it out

>>149766428
Tbh that's not at all far from how it'd probably hash out.

>>149766630
Closest to it would be the what ifs they gave for Bowser vs Eggman.

>>149766604
>tried to assassinate his character
>tried
They succeeded. But to be fair, either Asura or Kratos had to be character assassinated in order for an all-out fight to happen.

Every single Japanese mecha verse would lose to the Iron God.

Reminder that Undertale's combat mechanics literally revolve around attacking the soul and not physical interaction. And those soul attacks work based of feelings. Frisk is physically still at 'an actual child' level.
Most Undertale monsters would get destroyed by your average Arkham "It's da freakin Bat!" goon.

>>149766517
Asura lost because someone on the DB team is a Kratos dickrider.

>>149766584
>>149765404 (OP)
btw you can already fucking guess who posted this thread and wrote this lol

So we all agree Hulk is getting sent to the Ozone layer right even worse than Goku as Goku only lost to one guy while Hulk is losing to three separate opponents?

>>149766642
Those were different outcomes but rather fun animations show casing stuff that didn't get covered in the full animation like wonder flower and Nightmare Eggman. Though MORO did made an alternate outcome of "what if Eggman just used his ace immediately rather than trying to conquer land" and Bowser got btfo.

>>149766663
>your average Arkham "It's da freakin Bat!" goon.
Bro those goons are fucking JACKED as all fuck

>>149766666
Nice catch Satan

>>149766663
Would probably need to composite Deltarune if they want to bring that shit in unless they just handwave it. Monsters are still physically powerful even in Undertale, but because soul/emotion shenanigans they get bodied so hard that they could even manage to kill a single human

>>149766663
Undertake characters get stronger with the level of violence they have, if fucking Jeff The Killer got sent to the Undertale world he'd be overpowered

>>149766666
insane seethe

>>149766581
>He doesn't know.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8179310&tags=sort%3Ascore+sans+

>>149766688
Banner solves this and figures out how to tune Hulk's gamma radiation to a frequency needed to annihilate it over the course of a nanosecond while inside the personality space.

>>149766695
single human during the 'war'*

>>149766604
>1.)Kyle got an alternate ending.
In your dreams maybe

>>149766666
Quints of REVEALING

>>149766706
Wow I hate it

>>149766699
listroon somehow has worse grammar on Reddit then here, it's funny

>>149766566
FUARK, I CAAAAAANNNNNNN’T…

>>149766697
How is level of violence calculated/determined?

>>149766699
Why are they wanking Walter so much? He's smart, but he's not that smart.

>>149766666
Damn ultra Satan, have we been posting in a listroon thread all along

>>149766713
show banner using advanced real life science (not comic book science)

>>149766666
>getting genuinely mindbroken over Columbo
>actually hyping up Waltuh
This can't be real

>>149766663
Frankly since Undyne is confirmed to have ridiculous lifting strength I don't know why she didn't just crush Frisk with a boulder

>>149766746
Banner's scientific knowledge is on a level the writer of Singular Point couldn't even hope to comprehend.

>>149766584
The actual best match for Light is against Harry DuBois

>>149766746
F-fuck, what the fuck... I CAN'T!

be vigilant

>>149766738
Walter is based and redpilled character from a cult classic legendary peak cinema flawless masterpiece of a series

>>149766763
So the level of the average capeshit writer?

Remember Walter got caught because he left a book in his shitter and Hank looked at it.

>>149766666
>>149766730
>such an ESL even Reddit using faggots notice it

>>149766760
he can have them desu

>>149766773
Walter is an idiot with bad opsec.

>>149766783
>Solomon Grunty
Solomon Goony
Solomon Thuggy

>>149766763
For sure...
>>149766688
What le FUCK am I looking at?!

>>149766657
That's retarded,anon. They are a billion ways for these two fight each other all out without making the more morally righteous of the two the bloodtrusty villain.

>>149766760
JJKbros... are some k-pop singers with fancy glowing weapons really the only characters we can beat?

>>149766792
He's a genius chemist, leader, psychologist and overall criminal mastermind of highest caliber

>>149766517
Is it really because they liked Asura or because they knew the entire fight was bullshit on so many levels they had to beg for the audience to believe them?

>>149766664
>"WAAAAHHHH BIASED BIASED RIGGED WAAHHHHHHH"
KINGTOS WON

>>149766813
then why did he die?

Ultima would beat the Hulk in a quiz show

>>149766823
I guess he got what he deserved.

Could Walter White solve Godzilla Ultima?

>>149766820
>Weaktos
FTFY

>>149766824
IT would make Ultima lose anyways because it's funny

>>149766803
Okay, write a solid pretence for them to do a death battle that doesn't fizzle out after they duke it out for like a minute and realize it's stupid.

>>149766699
kinda like their attitude ngl

>>149766839
>HBOCsura
Yup, Asura lost

>>149766834
no but Jet Jessie would arrive from the future with an encoded signal inadvertedly given to him by Ultima to solve it

why is TOBA even brought up when Immortal ends with TOBA finishing off being pissed off and returning to TOAA?

>>149766823
Because fuck you I am the danger put the dick away Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>149766857
Maybe one day you'll be able to destroy a planet. Not a mountain though.

>>149766857
wrong pic

>>149766818
There have been countless Death Battles where the more popular guy won and they never got a what if ending. Just accept that they like Asura's Wrath so much they made up an alt ending just for him. You Asurafags are so sensitive, I doubt you've even played the game.

>>149766870
>HBOK

>>149766697
They don't actually get stronger, monsters are just incredibly weak to anyone who's too murdery/sociopathic/etc.
Undertale in VS is basically carried by Flowey and SAVE/LOAD hax.
>>149766735
in-game by how much you kill (which is like not that much relatively speaking), but it's more of a representaion of being a killer of some kind.

>>149766871
No surprise, the actual game fucking sucks

>>149766867
FEATSura will TEACH SHARTos how to destroy a planet once he learns how to breathe/survive in space.

>>149766881
>Weaktos gets thrashed around by an actual King
Yeah that tracks

>>149766897
Kratos doesn't need space. He can move at boundless speeds between an infinite number of universes.

Post the Bruce Banner taking responsibility for his actions and not blaming the green guy

>>149766666
>it's just one seething Deathnote fag
I always figured most of Death Note's retarded hottopic fanbase killed themselves by the time of 2015 or so, or that if any of them were left the Netflix movie would have done them in.

Fascinating to see one in the wild, like a living fossil. Thanks gigasatan.

>>149766591
>deleted scene again
Embarrassing.

>>149766897
DB says Kratos can survive in Space because of Ares's illusion. It was black boxed

Why is there so much gay Godzilla porn

>>149766910
GODorah regrets nothing and would do it again

How would you make a match between capital G Gods interesting?

>>149766881
>Loses anyways

>>149766778
Let's be real, Walter should have been caught way before that point, Hank is the dumb retard

>>149766871
>Just accept that they like Asura's Wrath so much they made up an alt ending just for him
>said alt. ending was a bland copy-paste of an important final moment and STILL focused more on Kratos
I wish I was smoking what you have.

Asura vs Kratos is a spite meme match
Kratos does not compare to Asura and Asura honestly deserved way better than him. Fuck, I don't think he beats Lelouch and don't mind him losing and him vs Walter is actually debatable due to the resources

>>149766759
We see Undyne's spears smash a table, but it just sends you into Soul Combat when it hits you in the chase. So their magic attacks are dangerous to objects/soulless beings.
As for Undyne, yeah, she probably would have won if she walked up to Frisk and suplexed them, but she didn't. You know why?
Undertale monsters are incredibly stupid fighters. It takes until Sans for somebody to think 'maybe I should dodge when the crazy child tries stabbing me'.

>>149766928
>Haruhi
She doesn't really fight. She is just always unintentionally doing shit.

>>149766923
You look at his massive, scaley thighs and tell me you wouldn´t.

>>149765404 (OP)
Columbo had no magic just wits.

>>149766842
> I like to see you write a better episode

Are you serious right now?
That's what Rob Schneider said when people criticized Dooche Bigalow 2. That's your defense for Krasura the dooche biglow 2 defense.!

>>149766914
Fffuck, you got me! A bunch of deleted scenes the same length as the entire movie! How did you know?

>>149766972
and wits beats everything

>>149766928
Capital G God has literally no equal or anything even approaching an equal, so He would just be "fighting" Himself. It would be like saying "Who'd win between Eru Illuvatar and the Divine Creator" or whatever it was called. Utterly meaningless in every way since nothing can be done. Might as well ask if God could create a stone He cannot lift.

>>149766870
Wrong pic

>>149766936
True. There would've been plenty of evidence of Walter's presence in Tuco's hideout; That would've been eough to get Hank to at least start investigating if he was actually observant.

>>149766995
>Capital G God has literally no equal or anything even approaching an equal

>>149766591
It's funny how this movie tries to hype up Shin evolving but it literally evolves slower than Hedorah which DID evolve to fly and was implied to be capable of continuous growth.

>>149766985
Except cock.

>>149766948
>DB makes an alt ending because even they wanted Asura to win
>Begged for a sequel
>Asuratranny still upset
Nothing would satisfy you. Even if Asura won and it was a stomp you still would have bitched about it.

>>149766881
>>149766408
KINGtos was TEACHING them!

>>149767005
I mean NTA but canonically in the Bible, God was defeated by the deployment of an army that commanded Iron Chariots.

>>149767009
>homosexual fantasies

>>149767006
show hedorah not dying when its one body received fatal damage

>>149766957
It's not exactly that but more San's getting the game mechanics. Like how his ultimate move is to just do nothing and not allow your "turn" to ever come.

>>149765651
>TRANNYDELUSIONSku

>>149767012
TRVKE

Remember
9
Hundred
Million
Universes
Lowballed

>>149767023
He wasn't, you were misled. He destroyed an entire army of iron chariots in the same book. Israel was defeated by iron chariots because the entirety of the Book of Judges is about how Israel sucks and should listen to God more.

>>149767034
ok

>>149765404 (OP)
Light is an overconfident nerd with a fragile ego.

>>149767034
You've clearly never seen the movie. It can't take fatal damage normally.

>>149766995
That's why i'm asking if its possible to make it interesting

>>149766998
People really oversell Hank just because he looks better morally compared to Walter et al

>>149766871
Ooooor this was the first time they had been exposed as having a clear favourite from the jump and didn't want to come off biased.

>>149766809
Unless they hide behind Gojo who is canonically weaker than Sukuna, yes.

>>149765775
Yujiro is so over powered it barely made sense,i know it's baki logic, but basically nothing can kill him. Maybe in that archetype are characters like rugal or the blue and red guy from street fighters.

>>149767079
Watch out Knul! A debuffed Silver Surfer is coming your way!

>>149767088
>what is Saitama vs Popeye

>>149767067
>>149767073
>showa goji attacks hedorah and beats it down enough that it stops moving, just throws its parts everywhere
>it dies
>shin gets attacked
>its pieces fly off and land somewhere and start growing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFiNvL9GPt0

>>149767036
Sans actively gets tired dodging you, it's clearly not some hax but literally just him exerting himself to dodge a child.
Sans only actual game mechanic hax is his ability to just keep his turn going forever.

>>149767059
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>149766997
Why is the diaper on the outside

>>149767080
For the proper God? No, because He just automatically wins against everything. Even Paradise Lost had God nerf the angels when they fought against Lucifer before Jesus arrived and caused all of the rebels to jump out of Heaven in fear.
For super high tier outerversal metaphysical whatever characters? Sure. I'd say that you just need to find a way to display how above reality they are in creative ways.

>>149767079
Carnage SOLOS btw

>>149767098
Slopjiro has infinite plot armor.
He literally needs to stay undefeated in order for the story to work. Hell, the only character who.was arguably stronger than him eas introduced posthumously.

>>149767059
>aieeee god sama help me

>>149767080
No it's not, even Lucifer is just a kid throwing a tantrum before God.

>>149767098
Rugal is only godlike in non-canon dream match stuff, and Gill got disrespected as soon as they moved forward from SF3's point in the timeline (deflating his years of hype).
I think Slayer from Guilty Gear might be comparable though.

>>149767126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4YJsqWOWQ
>>149767143
This is Israel 90% of the time

>>149767143
That is like every religious guy in exsistence

>>149766871
NTA but when your presented argument is literally "okay he's never done any of this...but maybe he could" that's kind of showing your hand that even you think its bullshit. I mean shit as they were talking about Kratos being "MFTL" because of the Helios thing their visual evidence is Kratos failing to react to the helios flashlight in time kek

I don't think Kratosura is going to be surpassed in terms of sheer retardation for a long time if ever.

>>149767039
You WOULD Femdeku, Femichigo and Femnaruto, don't you even try to deny that.

I never said Light straight up loses to walter. its actually quite debateable and interesring and thematical.

Light vs Lelouch is a Kira L, but its still thematical and out of 10, i think light might actually get the w in like 2 or so.

Lumbo is just a very spiteful meme fight and i dislike those kinds of fights. Like Cell vs Metal Sonic which only got talked about after bowser vs eggman.

Anywho Bakushin while easy mode is the best uma

>>149767012
>he thinks it’s genuine after they had Kratos replicate Wyzen’s poke scene with no effort and no-sold every single one of Asura’s attacks with not a single scratch
I need some of that copium you’re on. Must be some good shit.

Lot of folk in this thread ain’t seen an episode of Columbo. That sumbitch gets tipped off over the slightest thing. One episode the killer got foiled because there were a couple of drops of water a little too far away from the pool for Columbo’s liking. Another one’s grand murder was found out because of the way the victims shoelaces were tied. No detail too small. But his real superpower is his ability to read people. He smells someone’s guilt the second he meets them. Doesn’t matter how smart or unassuming they are, that first meeting is all it takes for them to tip their hand. Each episode isn’t Columbo trying to find out whodunnit. He knows whodunnit, he just tortures them with annoyance until they break. As soon as Columbo is invited to Japan to assist with the heart attack deaths, and he meets the son of the man leading the task force, Columbo will sus Light out. It’s just about getting him to admit it, and Light is too much of an arrogant bastard to resist. Columbo explicitly targets the wealthy, famous and educated. Someone like Light is his bread and butter. Sure a magic book is a little far out for the usual Columbo episode, but he’ll find that fucking book and would see Ryuk 1000%. Ryuk and Columbo would probably get along great and many apples would be consumed. Ryuk would give up Light to Columbo in a heartbeat.

>>149767149
Orocho vs Gill would go hard ngl

>>149767124
It's a fixed number of attacks as well, he can only do it 24 times before he resorts to stalemate to avoid getting instakilled (He's actually the weakest monster in the whole underground with only 1 HP)

>>149767103
>fight Knull won

>>149767118
Godzilla meticulously burns up every part of Hedorah specifically to prevent your hypothetical from happening. You just skipped that for some reason. Just like you skipped that Godzilla needed Hedorah to be dehydrated to even hurt it in a meaningful way. And even then Godzilla knew he had to be careful.

>>149767172
>still seething
Imagine getting mentally destroyed by a character from decades old TV series.
This is a new low.

>>149767180
prove lumbo is on the same intellectual level as L.

Light and L are comparable in intellect in the How to Read guidebook by world of god.

So Ligtht legit just wit stomps

>>149767180
Didn't Columbo literally beat an arrogant genius who thought he was too clever to be caught by explicitly exploiting his ego ?

>>149767118
So did you just watch this and not wonder what the machine was

>>149767143
have you never read the old testament? the Israelis and everyone around them constantly behaved like a bunch of niggers

>>149767107
They only made that episode to shut up OPMfags who say Saitama is the strongest character in fiction. That and they all hate anime and Japanese media in general.

>>149767197
The problem with Light is he is cocky. He couldn't even beat L 'legitimately' and had to basically use the cheat code.

>>149767172
glue factory victim

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH

A lowballed Kratos negged Asura

>>149767079
Barely an appetizer for Barbatos!

>>149767222
They just had /m/ stomp the entirety of DC

>>149767247
…except Batkek

>>149767107
They definitely didn't try to make Saitama or Popeyes the badguy so their favorite would look good. So idk what you're smoking.

>>149767239
Post Godzilla having acid resistance

>>149767164
>T. Trannyku

>>149767080
Like the head honcho reality warping demiurges of their respective verses? I'm not sure you could, since most of them don't really get into fights. If you're wondering about potential fights with fallible beings who happen to somewhat fill that niche, maybe Chakravartin vs Anti-Spiral (vs SMT's YHVH). I could care less, basically, about this stratum of power levels but the character interactions in that mess would be juicy

>>149767224
Yeah bjt its still his asset and used that info difference to his advantage.
L knew this and accepted the challenge head on to draw Light into trying to contact him.

The issue with lightlumbo is that the only argument is that light is cocky. Nothing else indicates lumbo has remotely the same superhuman wit or resources L had to almost catch L.

>>149767249
Batkek is for getting spanked by God Emperor Doom for his crowning 3-0 victory

>>149767247
>Entirety of DC
Still loses to Batman
Still loses to Wally
Still loses to Superman
Still loses to Mister Mxyzptlk

>>149767253
F-Fuck...Don't bring up the Hedorah fight zilla bros, maybe he will go away...

>>149767242
>A [massively wanked fanfic Kratos] negged Asura
FTFY

>>149767269
I'd actually love to see that happen

>>149767209
This is some "Guts is used to fighting stronger opponents" tier argument

>>149767269
If we ever get another Doom episode it's going to be him against Robot

>>149765829
Sonic…

>>149767271
...On opposite day when DCKEKS don't move goalposts when the next pillar of DESTITUTE COMICS falls before GODmon's drill.

>>149767267
Like the other Anon said. Columbo has cartoon esque bullshit where he can somehow figure people out over the most nothing things. Light's slipped up over way less

>>149767288
he resisted Hedorah's flying acid which could reduce people to skeletons and melt steel

>>149767271
Mazinger Zero no-diffs

>>149767197
>Light and L are comparable in intellect
Yet neither of them actually ever displays their stated insane intellect. L at least does some cool stuff that arguably shows his brain is abnormal, but Light never does anything that would put him above the regular smart guy level... which is a few dozen steps below an actual genius. I mean, every other character is fucking braindead 99% of the time which makes leading duo look better, but still.

Z-zillasissies… our wincons… don’t exist….

>>149767267
>bjt
how esl do you have to be to fuck up tying in but?

I can post Godzilla beating TWO gorillas

>>149767312
>defeated by a light show
keeeeek

>>149767310
then its a toonforce lol matchup which i hate mrore

like it doesnt matter if he has shown any feats or lore that implies being comparable to 5 agencies put together, its just the nature of lumbo's setting for him to win.

Bah and you ppl blame me for disliking this mu

>>149767309
>Beats the weakest GL
>Gets so cocky he thinks he can beat the CANONIC strongest character in all of fiction

>>149767290
They said it was lowballed. How are you wanked when you are being downplayed

>>149767340
>Hulk could jump the Beyonder who's omnipotent
then he's not omnipotent kek

>>149767342
mobile and am typing fast
dont bully

>>149767349
>mrore
HOLY MOTHER OF ESL BATMAN!!!

>>149767249
The guy who got trapped in Fortnite? While Palpatine as depicted as unstoppable in Fortnite?
Palpatine > Batkek.

>>149767366
PhoneSCHOLAR...

>>149767349
>Mroe

>>149765471
Well it is Death Battle, so Light is solo.

>>149766764
The actual best match here would be Harry DuBois and Columbo both independently working the Kira case and seeing who solved it first.

>>149767358
Godzilla in Hell is also featless fodder but it’s semantics.

>>149767366
I'm typing on mobile fast and this isn't a mobile thing this is an esl thing

>>149767357
Post Kratos not jobbing to rocks.

>>149766660
Weaker then Hulk who jobs to gorillas.

>>149767354
>back to this cope
Kek they scaled the Anti-Monitor and Hal to Kyle and Simon obliterated him and said that Simon could just keep jumping up in power infinitely. COIE AM obliterated SuperKEK btw.

>>149767389
Anon why so mean

>>149767394
I-i am unable ...

>>149767340
>This character is omnipotent
>Look inside
>Loses
???

>>149767349
>lore that implies being comparable to 5 agencies put together
>still gets fucking CLAPPED by people with intelligence barely above average
>still has to cheat to beat L
Fanfiction level statements by the author

>>149767380
That would unironically come down to RNG

>>149767394
Complex Multiversal rock. Asura would've died to that

>>149767079
Madoka’s footrest.

>>149767379
Plenty of characters have used minions in their MU. Misa is a tool to Light. He gets Misa and Rem. Cope all you want.

>>149767399
didn't Superman one-shot Barbatos who killed a guy equal to current Anti-Monitor who is stronger then COIE Anti-Monitor?

>>149767079
Usagi victim

>>149767387
>Godzilla in Hell defeats GOD himself who's never stated not to be the creator, putting him on the same level as the highest abstracts in more obtuse and """""""complex"""""" (artificially limited) verses who have a god on top
>Beyonder becomes a jobber thereby disproving his status pretty much completely
Yup yup

>>149767399
Not only that but that was before they got into the Life Equation stuff

>>149767438
Yojimbo?

>>149767209
>Columbo outsmarts more intelligent people EVERY SINGLE DAY

PARAGONS...DEFENDERS...CHAMPIONS...LEGENDS...ICONS...

>>149767428
>Can't win solo against a middle-aged scruffy detective man from Florida

>>149767436
>didn't Superman [chainscale]
probably not

>>149767465
Fuck off listtroon

>>149767450
Yes

>>149767340
Strawmannery like this pisses me off and it begs for reply. But I try to not feed trolls on reddit. Honestly, could you imagine reading this and thinking that the Hulk is just always capable of this sort of thing? The Death Battle approach is so totally inept these days at capturing holistic depictions of characters.

>>149767470
He can, I'm just telling you that Light will be using Misa. Blame Death Battle, not me.

>>149767427
No, that's MY job, fuck off.

>>149767465
DAKISHIMETAAAA
KOKORO NO KOSUMOOO

>>149767465
...are the Touhou stacies!

>>149765540
nolan is harmlessly absorbing all the energy

>>149767493
Carnage…

>>149767436
yeah

>>149767088
Did you not watch Kakashi Vs Obi-Wan, or any of their previous blatant rides? They abandoned all pretense by Goku VS Superman 2.

>>149767499
The Saint Seiya theme is amazing desu, it completely mogs the Sailor Moon one.

>>149767492
>He can
He can't, otherwise Misa wouldn't be needed in the
first place.

>>149767500
…’s victimizers the Sailor GODDESSES.

>>149767465
hentai victims
>>149767500
hentai victims

>>149767530
...on opposite day where Reimu doesn't solo them with Musou Tensei.

>>149767515
>Did you not watch Kakashi Vs Obi-Wan
NTA but I completely forgot about this one, honestly. Like, I don't even remember when this happened.

>>149767380
This sounds more applicable for a story podcast or something, instead of a Death Battle. Interesting and compelling, but would be ruined by trying to reach an 'objective' answer instead of a storytelling approach.

>>149767524
Misa isn't needed, it just makes things a lot easier. It's like saying Simon wouldn't have won without Gurren Lagann.

What's stopping Ultima from turning Bruce's dad into a good guy and preventing Bruce from developing anger issues?

>>149767340
>Sorafag
>Retarded powerscaling
Yup

>>149767538
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149767197
Light's actually pretty fucking stupid because he's really just a typical criminal with a ego. He nearly gets caught fucking constantly.

>>149767500
>reimu
>cirno
>sakuya
>aya
My heroes.
>marisa
>reisen
>sanae
>youmu
Not my heroes.

How many of you make /db/ or console war themed porn and upload it to R34, be honest.

>>149767465
Just how POWERFUL are these HEROINES?

>>149767558
...nothing.

>>149767558
He's a fan of Batman.

>>149767542
… in bizarro world where Usagi doesn’t solo the entire Touhou verse.

>>149767576
People do that?

Sealing Resistance. NOW.

>>149767499
Seiya wins because every fight in his series is complete nonsense and no non-Saint Seiya character would ever be able to figure out what is going on.

>>149767604
I do! Asurabro btw.

>>149767569
He does manage to weasel out every time, to be fair. But several times he gets out only because other characters have an aneurysm and temporarily lose IQ points, which is a bit contrived.

>>149767604
Yup, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOSbro btw

>>149767399
We don't preface our posts here, anon.

>>149767197
>Light and L are comparable in intellect
Not even remotely true, L is so much smarter than Light

>>149767538
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>>149767542
>Musou Tensei
Lawsuit. NOW!

>>149767399
Canon, DSISSIES can only cope, mope and grab a rope.

There is unironically nothing wrong with stealing from other series.

>>149766871
I think it was more because DevilArtemis pushed for it rather than any sort of agenda. Ben making that tweet was probably because he could see the firestorm that had been brewing for nearly three months on their different social media communities.

>>149767558
The fact that he can’t nor ever has done that.

>>149766783
>>149766793
Solomon Grunty,
ESL posts on a Monty,
cuck posts on Tuesty,
seeths about Superman on Wednesty,
ESL posts again on Thursty,
Worse on Frity,
wacks it to underage girls on Saturty,
ESL and cuck posts on Sunty.
The spic posts never end
From Solomon Grunty

>>149767632
bith are level 8 in How to Read, the word of god guidebook

>>149767553
>sounds more applicable for a story podcast or something
That's how it is for every intellectual matchup. Hell, even Batman vs Light would make for a solid story if spun right, but would be a terrible battle on it's own.

>>149767547
Unironically it was the biggest pile of bullshit they've ever pulled
>Luke said this one guy reminded him of Obi-wan.
>This guy invented a crazy hard force technique decades after Obi-wan died to struggle to fuck with a tiny singularity.
>Despite all evidence to the contrary, to the point that Troy "I wanked Jedi so hard it was killing the EU" Denning never took it literally, we're taking "Size matters not" as non-allegorical
>This means this guy could move full size black holes with the force.
>This means Obi-wan could do this too
>This means he's Massively Faster than Light and solar-system+ level and shit
>So he wins

Fucking insane amounts of "We decided this fight before we did any research based on which we like better." on display.

>>149767663
Touhou…

>>149767625
Or because Ryuk laughs and this laugh is somehow different from any of his other whacky laughs and he deduces this means the name he was given was fake based on....fucked if I know.

>>149767663
Zun…

>>149767678
Good thing homoposts aren't considered ESL behavior. Asurabro btw

>>149767680
>bith

>>149767684
I remember reading this fanfiction years ago on WhoWouldWin that went over a whole Dexter vs BBC Sherlock scenario. Maybe I can find it, who knows if it would hold up.

>>149767663
DC...

>>149767680
Sorry I believe in feats not statements and Light flounders about like a retard compared to L despite having literal magic

>>149767680
>Fag unironically thinks guide books are real or relevant
You know those are just bullshit with boilerplate interviews or stamps of approval by the mangaka right? Nobody other than Oda ever actually puts actual canon work into them, they're 90% filled by interns with some production notes.

>>149767709
Oops, silly me, meant to type “Kratosbro btw”.

>>149767709
>>149767744
KISS

C

>>149767663
Marvel...

>>149767023
don't forget Jacob. god jobbed to jacob

>>149767663
Image Comics…

>>149767716
>>149767757
KISS NOW

>>149767752
I will dominate that Asurasissy just like my hero KINGtos

>>149767715
https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/2y0vrb/bloodmatch_sherlock_bbc_vs_dexter_morgan_10/
Found it.

>>149767663
Dragon Ball…

>>149767784
>bbc vs Dexter
what?

>>149767784
deku after punching asta full force and killing himself, dealing zero damage

I stole from nobody and everyone steals from my series.

>>149767465
>>149767500
DIVAS!

>>149767812
>killing himself, dealing zero damage
>Miles out of nowhere

>>149767688
>we're taking "Size matters not" as non-allegorical
Jesus Christ that's some inane bullshit and I'm saying this as a certified Jedi dickrider.
Even Luke at his most overpowered had to rely on basically precognition and basically literal plot armor to dodge and deflect attacks, not pure speed

>>149767814
No one in history...

>>149767784
>I kneel…. depowered, blindfolded spider-man with one arm tied behind your back…

>>149767814
Buddha…

>>149767784
He destroyed the entire DBS cosmology and everyone in it with that punch btw

Sukuna unironically wins this

>>149767784
His arm got destroyed from trying to punch Tao Pai Pai btw

>>149767844
Actually, memes aside, is there a single hero in MHA that could counter spider-sense?

>>149767814
Did lovecraft ever steal from anybody?
Whenever I read blogposts from authors about a fourth of them always cite lovecraft.

>>149767877
The guy who nearly died to a grenade? He'd get turned to paste

>>149767872
No shit, CSMverse is block level

>>149767853
...done by SuperCHAD. Deku was unrelated to the entire thing (he still died)

>>149767784
lmao

>>149767872
Unless Sukuna suddenly turns American and cucks Denji he doesn't stand a chance

>>149767688
How do these sorts of wankers reconcile this kind of shit with the Jedi Order getting wiped out by Clone Troopers, elite bounty hunters being able to kill Jedi and fight them in CQC, Yoda taking time and effort to move some debris so it wouldn't crush Obi Wan and Anakin and Luke's ship, and Obi Wan having a fist fight with General Grievous?

>>149767741
>Nobody other than Oda
you fear naruto's guide book that much?? lololol

>>149767930
Deku did this

>>149767688
>"Size matters not"
Zilla was TEACHING Troy Denning.

>>149767930
Spawn did this.

>>149767888
King in Yellow

>>149767905
Why would you say this? Why would you try to yoink Deku's most stupendous feat to date? You've seriously upset me this time Superman

>>149767931
Dragon Ball moon is tiny. And made of cheese. Wall level feat

>>149767930
Asura could never do this

>>149767930
Asura did this.

>>149767881
He has been affected by gas a decent amount of times, Midnight could probably do something

>>149767930
A stray atom of Asura did this.

>>149767892
But it's that a block from Minecraft, terraria, or Roblox?

>>149767975
lol it does come off as a running gag doesn't it?

>>149767930
An older, wiser, better Kratos did this because no one else in composite fiction ever could.

>>149767931
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149767888
He took a lot from mythology, Dagon's name for example.
King in Yellow also was created by another author.
But Lovecraft was legit schizophrenic so he mostly stole from himself via reoeating the same story beats
It also didn't help that he had to proofread and edit other small-time authors' works and oftentimes it ended up like
>Great idea, but let me just fix it up here and here *literally rewrites 70% of the story*
So it's hard to say

>>149767930
Cirno did this

What are the weirdest abilities all of the Godzillas could give composite Goji?

>>149767888
EDGAR ALLAN POE!!!!!

>>149767515
>Did you not watch Kakashi Vs Obi-Wan.

It did not vilify any characters to make the other look more heroic in that either . It feels like your defense is just naming random episodes.

>>149767888
He took a lot from myth since he was a huge fan of Greek and Egyptian mythology, IIRC.

>>149767987
Hm, true enough.

>>149768025
Pictured: Nolan after turning Mazinger Zero into a pile of ash

>>149767888
Yes he did if you count mythology. King in Yellow is also the most notable example of something he ripped off as others have said

>Kratos hijacks Hulk vs Godzilla and stops both of them with the power of teaching and CALM
FVARK

>>149767934
>How do these sorts of wankers reconcile this kind of shit with the Jedi Order getting wiped out by Clone Troopers
that's the neat thing they don't
>>149767888
lovecraft was weird. he has no issues borrowing from others or getting borrowed by others. in today's era he would be like
>I like your fanfiction! but I think it would be more fitting if x or y instead of a!
basically what scp tried and failed to do (mostly because they didn't have an archir in the form of Lovecraft)
He is the original House of Ideas.

>>149768103
I once had a dream that I ran into Kratos at a water park while I was being chased by Jason Voorhees. Kratos was actually pretty chill

>>149767987
>Midnight could probably do something
She could do a lot of things, if you know what I mean
Plus Spidey has a weakness to bad bitches

>>149767930
>

>>149768025
Pictured: Nolan describing himself after Mazinger Zero turned his entire verse into ash

>>149768122
>SEX out of nowhere

>>149768129
Would the Killing Curse work on Superman?

>>149767944
>Le Naruto Still Loves Sakura! That was canon! Nooo Hinata why were you endgame but muh guidebooks said noooo.
This you?

>>149768146
No.

>>149768145
>W*men
Gentlemen...

>>149768145
Raven solos btw.

>>149768145
They nodiff everyone in Death Battle btw

>>149768145
Raven would solo my verse...

>>149768161
… roll out the red carpet!

>>149768145
Queen /v/ annihilates

>>149768138
Mazinger Zero literally has no way of getting past smart atoms(c) but go off I guess

>>149768113
>he has no issues borrowing from others or getting borrowed by others.
Ol' Howard would be bullied into killing himself by terminally online "fans" and fanfic writers in like a year if he lived today.

>>149768152
>non-sequitur in the form of shipping wars
it's not even a contradiction, lol

>>149768145
Ms. /m/ obliterates them all

>>149768191
>Queen /v/ aAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T MAKE US LOOK PATHETIC BY QUALIFYING IN A WOMAN’S TOURNAMENT DESPITE BEING A MAN BAZZ SAMA AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>149768139
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH KRATOS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>149768145
All Kratos victims

>>149768197
>Turns off all of Invincible’s Smart Atoms
Yup.

>>149768223
It's ok Asura. Being dominated by a stronger man is Spartan tradition

>>149768129
>keeps a Korean woman as his pet snake
Genuinely what did Rowling mean by this

>>149768227
Lies detected: 0 (zero)

>>149768197
Zero can rewrite reality to give itself a favorable outcome.

Post your live action actor being able to fight Don Frye.

>>149768181
And you would cry tears of joy because she took her time curb stomping you

>>149768145
All Kratos victimizers.

>>149768250
Smart Atoms resisted Omnipotus, a multiversal reality warper, effortlessly

>>149768247
He had good taste.

>>149768259
Lies detected: 0 (zero)

Smart Atoms lose to Retarded Electrons

Kratos has a small dick
It didn't even reach my prostate

>>149768269
Omnipotus died to a city block tier villain.

>>149768259
Kratos is practically custom built to be dominated by little girls

>>149768145
KEKtos barely ever qualified for King while CHADsura has entered every single year btw

>>149768206
>Bring up Naruto databooks as some kinda gotcha
>Reply highlights someone else thumping those exact data books in a situation where they weren't worth the paper they were printed on, in specific, the most famous reason they were ever thumped which was shipfagging.
Gee I wonder why.

>>149768205
i guess politics would be an issue but maybe as a boomer/millenial he would add politics into his cosmic horror stuff, specially if political drama sweeps into his recurring nightmares
he would get annoy by smut writers though. guy never wrote anything sexual.
>>149768223
nigga, you ran into kratos after Jason cucked you. I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAVE SEX WITH KRATOS, YOU IDIOT

>smart atom slander
Smart atoms canonically resist every power and ability your gay little verses have.

>>149768300
I can't believe Kratos did this

Hulk gets quality diffed by Godzilla so hard it's not even funny

>>149768331
… is not a statement Robert KEKman has ever made.

>>149768350
Immortal Hulk is a better piece of fiction than any of Godzilla's mindless monster movies.

>>149768296
Omnipotus is stronger than the entirety of Fagon Fag

>>149768331
>Smart atoms canonically resist every power and ability
*blocks your path*

>>149768357
>Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE

>>149768355
>Said no one in any existence ever

>>149768357
>Dragon Ball
>literally out of fucking nowhere
A dinosaur from there would fraudcheck him even harder than Dinosaurus did lol

>>149768355
ew
at least say the pak or PAD runs are better than every godzilla movie, no one reads the commie toilet paper ewing calls a book