Death Battle
Can Jimmy or Phineas and Ferb solve the Ultima equation on time?
>>149768496 (OP)
Dexter and Jimmy Neutron should team together to rape Phineas and Ferb
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:44 PM
No.149768556
>>149768669
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:46 PM
No.149768557
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Kratos. Omni-Man. Superman. Simon. Do the math.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:18 PM
No.149768569
>>149768669
>>149769134
>>149768535
Why is it always gay sex
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:26 PM
No.149768571
KINGtos
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:33 PM
No.149768572
>>149768588
First one to start posting homosexual fantasies LOSES.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:57 PM
No.149768580
>>149768604
>>149768621
Solve my translation.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:22 PM
No.149768588
>>149768572
Dexter and Jimmybrosβ¦
Post your hero having positive contact with the opposite gender
Omni-Man gapes every saiyan and kryptonian btw.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:40 PM
No.149768596
>>149768676
You AT LEAST know what the Lorentz factor is, right?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:43 PM
No.149768597
>>149768567
Math means nothing in the face of spiral energy.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:02 PM
No.149768604
>>149768580
*throws it in the trash where it belongs*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:25 PM
No.149768610
>>149768628
Omni-Man would get nodiffed by Lex Luthor btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:48 PM
No.149768620
>>149771827
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:49 PM
No.149768621
>>149768580
Thumbnail looks like Godzilla is very obese and is facing forwards while lying/sitting with its arm resting on its fat belly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:07 PM
No.149768628
>>149768610
Especially Ayy Lex.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:23 PM
No.149768636
>>149768567
Goku's victims
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:37 PM
No.149768642
>>149768591
>still posting this spacegodzilla victim
get me another invading ayylium
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:40 PM
No.149768643
>>149768591
Oops, I meant he gapes FOR every Saiyan and Kryptonian btw. Got distracted by my hrt, sorry.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:49 PM
No.149768648
>>149768670
>>149768862
>>149768496 (OP)
>Mark, the Smart Atoms that make up our bodies can resist every type of hax and inflict destruction greater than the informational level. Even a blink could destroy this entire multiverse on accident if you're not careful. I busted one centillion omniverses just by telling you this.
Do weebs really think their puny characters can beat Viltrumites?
>>149768589
People ship him with the moth
Kratos
8/8/2025, 10:27:40 PM
No.149768666
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:27:42 PM
No.149768669
>>149768556
>>149768569
I meant rape as in curbstomp them, Dexter and Jimmy have an arsenal of weapons while Phineas and Ferb only have lame rollercoasters
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:27:44 PM
No.149768670
>>149768648
Mazinger Zero erases their entire race from every timeline
Bruce Banner
8/8/2025, 10:27:59 PM
No.149768676
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:28:05 PM
No.149768678
>>149768696
>>149768655
The only moths I care about are ones drawn by Regura.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:28:11 PM
No.149768681
>>149768591
As it should be. Omni-Man is an inspiration, a platonic constant, a celestial pattern. An idea greater than violence and the threat thereof. Smart Atoms are just the tip of the iceberg
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:29:06 PM
No.149768696
>>149768746
>>149768678
I'm more of a Solopipb guy, desu
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:29:25 PM
No.149768705
>>149768738
I'm made of Stupid Atoms, I'm invincible.
>>149768655
Mothra is for big Hulk cock
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:15 PM
No.149768721
>>149768707
No, Mothra is for GIGAAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:26 PM
No.149768725
>>149771812
>>149768589
How has this bitch not jumped his bone yet? Fucking Japan, man.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:43 PM
No.149768729
>>149768758
>>149768655
Mothra gets fucked by every Kaiju cock in existence
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:43 PM
No.149768732
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:15 PM
No.149768738
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:21 PM
No.149768739
>>149768655
Mothra? A canonical WHORE.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:28 PM
No.149768743
>>149768774
>COCKCOCKCOCKCOCK
Why are you fags so gay
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:37 PM
No.149768745
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:44 PM
No.149768746
>>149768762
>>149768696
Those are great too. I really like the eyes, great at looking both hot and eerie.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:32:34 PM
No.149768757
>>149768833
>>149770226
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:32:45 PM
No.149768758
>>149768778
>>149768799
>>149768729
And that's ok
That makes Godzilla happy!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:32:48 PM
No.149768762
>>149768830
>>149768746
Horror ecchi is the best genre
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:33:59 PM
No.149768774
>>149768743
Anon, there's a reason arguments between guys about who's stronger or cooler are called dick-measuring contests.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:06 PM
No.149768778
>>149769151
>>149768758
Based CHADzilla, Hulkbros are too faggy to have their wives fucked by other men
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:07 PM
No.149768779
>>149768868
Mei Kamino's ass.
My face.
You do the theoretical physics.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:34 PM
No.149768789
>>149768822
>>149768856
If Hulk wins and they properly research him, will we ever get a Superman vs Hulk?
Ottley confirmed that this is Mark and Nolan after defeating every Superman and Batman in the DC multiverse, the anti matter universe and the Dark Multiverse at the same time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:35:16 PM
No.149768799
>>149768758
>implying Godzilla gives a SHIT about Mothra
GMK Goji would never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qb0XBR_d4
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:39 PM
No.149768822
>>149768789
Wouldn't be fair on Superman. Hulk is a top 3 entity in the Marvel power rankings. He scales above Eternity.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:49 PM
No.149768830
>>149768762
Yeah, and it takes some finesse from author to actually find that balance where both sides enhance each other instead of contradicting.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:56 PM
No.149768833
>>149770226
>>149768757
Canonical image.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:37:45 PM
No.149768845
>>149768884
>>149768790
Even the Batmanhattan Who Giggles?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:37:51 PM
No.149768847
Mark and Nolan vs Nark and Molan
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:38:21 PM
No.149768856
>>149768789
Thor vs Superman would be a priority
Hulk is 2nd or 3rd place in a Marvel vs Superman battle
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:38:31 PM
No.149768862
>>149768920
>>149769619
>>149768648
>Smart atoms can resist anything
Except the heat of the sun, yo-yos, and acid apparently. Oh anything more durable than them
Bruce Banner, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
8/8/2025, 10:38:48 PM
No.149768868
>>149768779
Fuawrk, I can't! I only know fraudulent comic book math that has no basis in reality! I'm finished!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:38:53 PM
No.149768872
>>149769571
>>149768567
Omni Man would slaughter them like he did the Guardians
Equations? I solve them.
Orthogonals? I diagonalize them.
Super-dimensions? I calculate them.
My name?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:16 PM
No.149768880
>>149768790
Post Mark or Nolan winning in Fortnite, the only way to beat Batkek
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:24 PM
No.149768884
>>149768845
Especially that retarded fuck.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:32 PM
No.149768887
>>149768914
Godzilla is inspired by real life events
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:35 PM
No.149768888
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:50 PM
No.149768893
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:54 PM
No.149768894
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:24 PM
No.149768903
>>149768908
My ass.
My face.
You do the math.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:47 PM
No.149768908
>>149768939
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:04 PM
No.149768914
>>149768931
>>149768887
real life events are inspired by Godzilla
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:19 PM
No.149768920
>>149768862
The hydrogen, helium and yo yo were made of Smart Atoms
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:27 PM
No.149768922
>>149768790
My hero, THE GRIM KNIGHT effortlessly stomps both at once
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:54 PM
No.149768931
>>149768914
Godzilla? Real.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:42:50 PM
No.149768939
>>149768908
So Catdog can't solo anyone because it's two guys
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:42 PM
No.149768957
>>149768790
Batman has access to a yo-yo
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:52 PM
No.149768959
>>149768937
Krona is hotter.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:56 PM
No.149768962
>>149768977
My whole verse got no-diffed again...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:16 PM
No.149768970
I'm gay, but at least I'm not a fucking KEK lmao.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:29 PM
No.149768976
>>149768937
Remove? Those shoes.
Those feet? On my face.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:32 PM
No.149768977
>>149768962
My favorite verse...
's opponent in a Death Battle!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:36 PM
No.149768978
>>149769013
>>149768567
>I know what you're thinking.
>"If he bleeds, we can kill him"
>Well, newsflash, pal. This isn't my blood. It's YOUR blood. From the future.
>*Atomizes Superman, Mazinger Zero, STTGL and Kratos at the sub informational level*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:18 PM
No.149768992
>>149769152
>>149768937
Looking at this image canceled my show...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:43 PM
No.149769000
>>149769047
>Viltrumites have smart-atoms
>literally have SMART in the name
SINGULAR POINT-BROS WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:43 PM
No.149769001
>>149768567
Kratos will TEACH Superman, Simon, and Nolan to be better men
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:20 PM
No.149769013
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:24 PM
No.149769014
>>149769028
I could win, potentially. I just don't feel like it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:57 PM
No.149769022
>>149769059
>>149769092
>"No matter, if you cannot tell me what I need, then I will continue to kill your countrymen until someone gives me the answers I seek!" Peter grimaced. Things were looking bad. This called for drastic measures.
>"And this is all for... Revenge?" Peter asked. Buying time, and remembering what Kratos had said before. "This is what blinded you?"
>"My family was taken from me." Kratos replied in sorrow and rage, loosing focus in the memory.
>"I know how that feels." Peter continued. "I was once like you... My uncle was murdered. I was blind to anything but revenge... but there is more to life then that! I was strong enough to overcome it, i think you are too..."
>"Silence mortal!" Kratos's mind could not be swayed. "I will have my vengeance! And no one can..."
>Web filed the Spartans eyes as he spoke. He tried to rip off the tethers as fast as possible, yelling curses and threats.
>As he was distracted Peter quickly closed the distance and pushed the rest of the webbing into Kratos's roaring mouth. He dodged and left Kratos's arm's reach just as the panicked hand blindly tried to grab him.
>After he could see once more Kratos paused, unable to speak. Then, he realized he was unable to breath. He bashed his chest to no avail. He tried clawing out the webbing but it was too far in...
>"Sucks doesn't it? All that godly power and something as silly as breathing gets in your way." Peter said as the Spartan panicked and choked with a mouth and throat full of webbing. "Don't worry, as soon as you black out I'll let the paramedics save you. You will be breathing through a metal straw for an hour, but you'll live. I made sure not to get any in your lungs"
>Kratos's pale face was going blue as he kneeled on the ground and Spiderman continued, "I hope you learn that there is more to life that Vengeance." As Kratos closed his eyes and tried to gasp one last time he saw Spiderman check his watch and say, "Damn, my professer is going to kill me..."
>KO!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:11 PM
No.149769028
>>149769014
We know, Universal Man
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:33 PM
No.149769034
>>149769061
Post the Hulk being added to random images purely because the Hulk is cool
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:48:36 PM
No.149769047
>>149769073
>>149769116
>>149769000
Post a Viltrumite solving a problem without resorting to punches
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:48:58 PM
No.149769052
>"He was TEACHING Asura" shitposting kicks into high gear right before Hulk vs Godzilla is announced
>Hulk vs Godzilla turns out to be an intelligence based matchup where teaching is unironically the main factor
Is this is the hypersigil in action?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:36 PM
No.149769059
>>149769071
>>149769022
β¦and then Peter woke up to realise heβs still a weak cowardly cuck and KINGTOS the boundless manly King beat him toothless and dickless again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:38 PM
No.149769060
>>149768707
But Hulk's penis small
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:39 PM
No.149769061
>>149769130
>>149769236
I have no feats, but according to these statements and the scaling I should win.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:29 PM
No.149769071
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:40 PM
No.149769073
>>149769047
what if they punched the equation though?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:48 PM
No.149769076
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:03 PM
No.149769080
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:32 PM
No.149769087
>>149769188
>*turns off smart atoms with CHADth*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.149769089
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:48 PM
No.149769092
>>149769022
>professer
Wait, is chatgpt adding typos now?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:50 PM
No.149769093
>>149769148
>>149769199
>>149769070
KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSβ¦
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:00 PM
No.149769097
>>149769112
>>149769113
>>149769070
Congratulations, Joker!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:11 PM
No.149769099
>>149771827
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:07 PM
No.149769112
>>149769097
Sweet tooth isn't that strong bro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:10 PM
No.149769113
>>149769283
>>149769097
Persona Joker deserves to be turned into a girl and fucked.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:14 PM
No.149769116
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:53 PM
No.149769127
>>149769070
Kratos, I kneel
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:55 PM
No.149769129
>>149769249
Important question: Is this romantic?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:58 PM
No.149769130
>>149769171
>>149769061
It seems this duel comes down to Bible knowledge once again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:08 PM
No.149769133
>>149769070
Dante/Vergil moment.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:10 PM
No.149769134
>>149768569
KINGgots rule these threads
"I applaud you, Mark, Nolan,the entire Viltrumite Empire, Omnipotus, the Coalition of Planets, and other heroes.. You still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Heralds and fought BOUNDLESS threats. Let me show you the POWER of a TRUE HERO."
>He looks at them all
"Watch...this will be your FINAL lesson."
>The entire cast of Invincible look on in shock as Spider-LORD goes cosmic, the entire cosmology shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS beast.
>Reality begins to crack, resembling that of a spider's web as multiple Spider-Men appear in the web
"Being a hero is bullshit? Uncle Ben taught me that with great power comes great responsibility."
>Spider-LORDKINGGOD fists begin to glow with a FRACTION of his cosmic might.
"Being a hero isn't about fame, money or power...it's about doing what's right and giving up the things we want most...even our dreams. Remember that everyone."
>With that, Spider-LORD charges forward with MFTL speed and punches Invincible, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said punch.
>The entire Invincibleverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing.
>Spider-GOD floats in space as he looks at the empty space
>Spider-GODLORDEMPEROR takes off his mask off, a smile on his face.
"I hope whatever happens... you guys come back as better heroes."
"I'd like that a lot..."
K.O.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:59 PM
No.149769148
>>149769093
That boulder is a casual omniverse buster btw.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:04 PM
No.149769151
>>149769202
>>149768778
I mean CANONICALLY joe fixit slept with bruce's wife. DOes it count if its your own schizoness?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:11 PM
No.149769152
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:15 PM
No.149769153
>>149769216
KINGtoss won this thread.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:28 PM
No.149769160
>>149769163
>>149769191
I'd take gay fantasies over literal fanfic posting ngl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:53 PM
No.149769163
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:22 PM
No.149769171
>>149769130
Could Samson defeat Leviathan? Decisions, decisions
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:35 PM
No.149769177
I....... I have dissociative identity disorder...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:49 PM
No.149769181
>stonetoss out of nowhere
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:19 PM
No.149769188
>>149769280
>>149769087
Why does /m/ always have a perfect counter to everything?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:20 PM
No.149769191
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:35 PM
No.149769198
>>149769222
>>149769240
>>149769136
>captain JOBniverse
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:39 PM
No.149769199
>>149769093
That kick from Atreus? Would obliterate Asura's verse
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:01 PM
No.149769202
>>149769233
>>149769151
Normally no, but writers treat every personality in Banner's mind as separate being on every level, from physical to soul.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:39 PM
No.149769216
>>149769226
>>149769260
>>149769153
Is this canon?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:01 PM
No.149769222
>>149769198
That guy scales above all of Invincible btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:08 PM
No.149769226
>>149769216
It's in the cookbook so it must be
What do you think of this picture?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:31 PM
No.149769233
>>149769202
So does that mean that he can rape someone and then get away with it because it was his other personality?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:40 PM
No.149769236
>>149769061
Hulkbrothers...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:55 PM
No.149769240
>>149769297
>>149769198
That arc was the start of Spidey comics' freefall straight into the gutter.
Absolute peak multiverse+chosen one fanfic slop.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:11 PM
No.149769246
>>149769136
KINGder-Man was TEACHING Invincibleβ¦
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:17 PM
No.149769249
>>149769279
>>149769129
i dont know what it is
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:34 PM
No.149769251
>>149769270
>>149769292
Math (Purely logical, unshakeable) > Science (Observing the natural world) > History (Observing our actions) >> Literature (Complete delusions of the mentally unwell)
Prove me wrong
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:39 PM
No.149769254
>>149769227
I think people who powerscale it deliberately withhold important context.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:48 PM
No.149769259
>>149769227
A planet's worth of Smart Atoms(c)... And a planet much bigger than Earth according to Death Battle's peerless math. Arguably the most impressive feat in fictional history
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:49 PM
No.149769260
>>149769646
>>149769216
According to the new GOW novelization βKratos has Amazing Feats, Trust Me Broβ, yes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:14 PM
No.149769266
I solo every single bvll with prep time.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:18 PM
No.149769268
>>149769227
Neat until you add context to the feat
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:22 PM
No.149769270
>>149769251
>Prove me wrong
U r gay. Therefore you are wrong.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:40 PM
No.149769279
>>149769328
>>149769249
Bruce Banner is talking to his (sort of) wife Betty about trying to get somewhere. She says it would take too long if she was carrying him, and he says she should kill him and fold up his body to make it easier.
>>149769188
Machines are made to be solutions. Not problems.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:50 PM
No.149769283
>>149769113
That's true for all asiatic "men" btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.149769292
>>149770248
>>149769251
Math is science you imbecile.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:38 PM
No.149769296
Can your hero do THIS!?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:41 PM
No.149769297
>>149769240
My presumption is we are eventually going to end up with an Immortal Spider-Man run and it will be all about how the Spider-Totems are actually aspects of TOAA and weave and create reality in opposition to TOBA's and Gamma Mutates destruction.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:47 PM
No.149769301
>>149769321
>>149769280
>ScopeGOD
I KNEEL
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:06 PM
No.149769310
>>149769318
>>149769321
>>149769280
Chirico could survive anything your hero threw at him btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:14 PM
No.149769311
>>149769321
>>149769280
He solos all of DCβs cosmology with SRW scaling btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:15 PM
No.149769313
>>149770886
>>149768707
Hulk isn't straight
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:36 PM
No.149769318
>>149769348
>>149769349
>>149769310
I misread this as Chihiro and thought of the twink from Danganronpa and came.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:37 PM
No.149769319
>>149769369
A Batman who laughs is a Batman who always win btw.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:53 PM
No.149769321
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:04:12 PM
No.149769328
>>149769341
>>149769355
>>149769279
Ah I see. Why does Betty have so many alt forms? She was a red she hulk for a bit no?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:04:51 PM
No.149769341
>>149769328
Immortal Hulk wanted the Devilman audience
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:15 PM
No.149769348
>>149769318
Stop cumming to Chihiro.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:32 PM
No.149769349
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:32 PM
No.149769350
>>149769361
>>149769136
I love how I can tell this pasta is a edited version of one I made because it still has that one grammatical error I forgot to fix
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:50 PM
No.149769355
>>149769388
>>149769389
>>149769328
She was depowered in 2015 and returned to normal. During Immortal Hulk she's killed, and going through the Green Door restores her gamma and merges her two previous gamma mutate forms (Harpy and Red She-Hulk) to make her Red Harpy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:12 PM
No.149769359
>>149769434
Invincible is SHIT and Kirkman is a hack.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:35 PM
No.149769361
>>149769350
SpiderLORDKINGGODβ¦
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:37 PM
No.149769362
>>149769392
>solves your mystery
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:07:06 PM
No.149769369
>>149769403
>>149769319
...On opposite day where Chuck Norris didn't casually annihilate Batman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:07:17 PM
No.149769371
>>149769453
>>149769499
Who can he beat?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:08:02 PM
No.149769383
>>149769405
>>149768496 (OP)
I just wanted Godzilla vs Hulk. Not two shitty VSBW pages fighting with mathematical equations.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:08:14 PM
No.149769388
>>149769401
>>149769411
>>149769355
So why do Betty and General Ross not have all the shattered pseudo-DID that She-Hulk and Hulk have? Cause Jenn doesn't have nearly as much baggage as Bruce, right?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:08:16 PM
No.149769389
>>149769355
Defenders Betty is cute
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:08:17 PM
No.149769391
>>149769415
If Ultima is so powerful why can't he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Taste Crunch?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:08:18 PM
No.149769392
>>149769362
Solve my equation.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:26 PM
No.149769401
>>149769424
>>149769576
>>149769388
This is brought up during Immortal Hulk
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:32 PM
No.149769403
>>149769414
>>149769369
>not the ultimate orgy
Trash
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:39 PM
No.149769405
>>149769383
Too bad the thread has Death Battle syndrome, it is fatal.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:44 PM
No.149769406
>>149769417
>>149769617
Shimo is FAT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:00 PM
No.149769411
>>149769388
Every member of a [Hero] family must share almost every single trait with the main hero of that family.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:09 PM
No.149769414
>>149769469
>>149769403
>homosexuality
Leave.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:17 PM
No.149769415
>>149769391
TOAST YOU RETARD IT'S CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:28 PM
No.149769417
>>149769429
>>149769436
>>149769406
I just fucked her and impregnated her
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:48 PM
No.149769424
>>149769401
Well that feels like a bit of a cop out, but alright I guess.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:58 PM
No.149769429
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:10 PM
No.149769434
>>149769359
B-b-based hulk sama
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:20 PM
No.149769436
What's next for the Hulk after he defeats the outerversal lizard?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:55 PM
No.149769449
>>149769482
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:10 PM
No.149769453
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.149769461
>>149769446
Punching out Lucifer Morningstar
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.149769462
>>149769540
>>149769446
Broly rematch.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:36 PM
No.149769466
>>149769446
he's not fighting SCP-682
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:38 PM
No.149769469
>>149769504
>>149769414
Only gay homosexual faggots post in these threads THOUGH
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:13:36 PM
No.149769482
>>149769449
I couldn't comprehend this picture despite being a comic book super genius (it included real math and japanese)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.149769499
>>149769371
Evidently not Star
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:14:35 PM
No.149769504
>>149769469
>Goku and Superman out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:17:14 PM
No.149769540
>>149769462
>We found an author statement saying that with his new controlled form, Broly is EVEN STRONGER than Gogeta!
>Unfortunately, there was nowhere higher for Banner to go.
>So, the result was an even MORE conclusive win for Broly!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:18:08 PM
No.149769556
>>149769649
You DO know at least post-graduate level theoretical physics and computer science right? Right?
Bruce Banner
8/8/2025, 11:18:44 PM
No.149769565
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:19:01 PM
No.149769571
>>149768872
>>149768591
Makes sense invincible's creator did confirm that every viltrumite is stronger than Superman.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:19:22 PM
No.149769576
>>149769401
This woman has a penis, by the way.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:19:33 PM
No.149769578
>>149769558
They get brutally murdered by Jimmy Neutron
SCHOLARtos
8/8/2025, 11:20:10 PM
No.149769594
>>149769558
Well, um, you see, this really depends on how you want to define "theoretical physics", because, uhhhhhhhh, under certain interpretations, I COULD possibly know them, looking at it from a certain perspective because ummmmmmm...........
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:21:24 PM
No.149769617
>>149769622
>>149770378
>>149769406
Who's author of this pic
I need more
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:21:42 PM
No.149769619
>>149769638
>>149768862
The yoyo worked on fucking toon physics you semen slurper.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:21:49 PM
No.149769621
>>149769648
>>149769665
Here's how a Godzilla vs Hulk fight SHOULD go
Godzilla makes landfall and starts destroying the city
He stomps on Bruce Banner who gets angry and becomes the Hulk
It's a decent back and forth of Godzilla attempting to crush Hulk and hurt him with his atomic breath, while Hulk leaps at Godzilla with powerful punches
They then start weaponizing the buildings around them, with Godzilla tail swiping Hulk into a warehouse before bringing it crashing down on him
Hulk then retaliates be knocking Godzilla down and doing the Kong thing by shoving a tower down Godzilla's jaws
Godzilla begins to melt down and go critical, which actually manages to burn Hulk, and Hulk uses all his strength to push Godzilla back into the water where Godzilla can safely detonate without harming any more civilians
Godzilla's remains sink down to the depths
Hulk emerges from the water and transforms back into Banner after letting out a victorious roar
The fight and analysis keeps them at manageable city level strengths
But whats actually going to happen?
>WELL YOU SEE GODZILLA ULTIMA ONCE ATE THE DEVIL SO HE CAN EAT HULK WHO HAS THE POWER OF TOBA
And the animation will be of them destroying the galaxy with thunder claps and atomic beams powered by God or some shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:21:49 PM
No.149769622
>>149769683
>>149769617
COOMER Kongβ¦
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:22:55 PM
No.149769638
>>149769689
>>149769619
>ToonCHADS gape Invincible as well
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:18 PM
No.149769646
>>149769675
>>149769676
>>149769260
No lie detected
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:25 PM
No.149769648
>>149769621
>WELL YOU SEE GODZILLA ULTIMA
that was godzilla in hell
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:26 PM
No.149769649
>>149769537
>>149769556
>>149769557
>>149769573
>Nintendo made Yabba Mario canon
Brehs....
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:39 PM
No.149769652
>>149769639
"Easy fuckmeat"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:24:05 PM
No.149769659
>>149769868
>>149769537
>>149769557
>>149769573
>Mario after Peach friendzones him for the 100000th time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:24:25 PM
No.149769665
>>149769621
>NOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT FITTING MY HEADCANONS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:24:28 PM
No.149769666
>>149769639
Yujiro would be like Beerus to the Ippo universe.
>>149769639
>picking on a tiny boy
Give FRAUDjiro the match he deserves.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:10 PM
No.149769675
>>149769708
>>149769790
>>149769646
Kratos has a huge penis...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:10 PM
No.149769676
>>149769646
Can't believe Kratos GAPED Asura wearing this...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:44 PM
No.149769683
>>149769622
Oh, shut up. The pic is cute and I like her design, it's adorable in a retarded way.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:45 PM
No.149769684
>>149769698
>>149769670
Yujiro vs nappa?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:51 PM
No.149769686
>>149769639
He's more laidback these days
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:00 PM
No.149769689
>>149769638
Toonchads gape everything except for the Dip
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:37 PM
No.149769697
Your favorite verse jobs to the grey gargoyle.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:42 PM
No.149769698
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:49 PM
No.149769703
>>149769720
>>149769639
The shota would be topping btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:52 PM
No.149769705
>>149769670
Why is Yujiro fighting Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.149769708
>>149769675
He mogs sissysura's jeet clit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:27:53 PM
No.149769720
>>149769742
>>149769703
Yujiro doesnt let women top him.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:28:51 PM
No.149769732
>>149769837
>>149769948
>>149769537
>>149769557
>>149769573
>Mario when Bowser βkidnapsβ Peach again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:24 PM
No.149769742
>>149769760
>>149769720
Shotas aren't w*men, thank God.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:41 PM
No.149769746
>>149769227
The single most impressive feat of all time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:30:47 PM
No.149769760
>>149769926
>>149769742
>He doesnt know
There's nothing wrong with needing help from my friends to perform my most impressive feats.
Kratos
8/8/2025, 11:32:19 PM
No.149769790
>>149769675
No, I donβt. I stuffed my underwear with socks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:32:38 PM
No.149769795
>>149769830
>>149769778
>Posts mommy issues incarnate
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:32:41 PM
No.149769796
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:21 PM
No.149769804
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:58 PM
No.149769812
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:26 PM
No.149769822
>>149769847
>>149769852
MONEYulk
DIMESulk
BILLIONSINTHEBANKulk
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:18 PM
No.149769830
>>149769846
>>149769795
If you had the chance at the perfect girlfriend, you'd have those issues too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:54 PM
No.149769837
>>149769948
>>149769732
>PRINCESS IM A GONNA SAVE A YOU AND DROP A KING A KOOPA INTO THE LAVA
>WAIT WHY ARE YOU A JUMPING A AFTER HIM
>WAIT YOU'RE A SAYING THAT ISN'T A LAVA BUT IS KING A KOOPA'S CUM?
>AND HE A MADE YOU IMMUNE TO IT THROUGH YOUR A HUNDRED SESSIONS OF A COPULATION?
>WAIT A BOWSER DO NOT PULL ME INTO A YOUR LAVA CUM MOAT I'M A NOT IMMUNE LIKE A PRINCESS PEACH
>MAMA MIIIIIAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:04 PM
No.149769839
>>149769778
Yujiro's back is made of smart atoms
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:31 PM
No.149769846
>>149769830
But Kenshiro had her first he's just mad his brother has better game than him.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:37 PM
No.149769847
>>149769871
>>149769822
Why did they use Miles Shartales vs Deku?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:54 PM
No.149769851
>>149769870
>>149769882
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:56 PM
No.149769852
>>149769822
Godzilla's preview is gonna get more views lmao
Especially once it teases Ultima
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:05 PM
No.149769868
>>149769659
Mario will never have this.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:10 PM
No.149769870
>>149769851
But what about Godzilla vs Omniwoman?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:12 PM
No.149769871
>>149769847
Because doing another spiderman character vs Batman character would have been boring
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:25 PM
No.149769875
>>149769888
>>149769904
>>149769785
Based. Anything else reeks of insecurity.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.149769882
>>149769851
Terrible art, they made it look like Godzilla's speech was coming from Nolan
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:51 PM
No.149769885
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:06 PM
No.149769888
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:44 PM
No.149769902
>>149769925
>>149769928
>>149769778
Yujiro punches Raoh with his Earthquake stopping punch and Raoh instantly dies. (Yujiro wouldnt even need his demon back)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:50 PM
No.149769904
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:50 PM
No.149769905
Let's say a character is known as the greatest cheater.
Would you be fine with them winning a DB against another character that's clearly more powerful, if they won due to cheating?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:08 PM
No.149769925
>>149769947
>>149769951
>>149769902
...on opposite day where Raoh didn't just casually phase through all his attacks and blow him up.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:12 PM
No.149769926
>>149769760
Yeah but it'd be funnier and hotter if the sho was on top
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:26 PM
No.149769928
>>149769902
This. Yujiro is stronger than the world, so planetary+
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:30 PM
No.149769929
>>149769949
>>149769670
Yushiro vs Soda Popinski?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:32 PM
No.149769947
>>149769925
>Implying Yujiro wouldn't immediately learn his phasing technique and one shot the coward
Yujiro wins again.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:36 PM
No.149769948
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:39 PM
No.149769949
>>149769929
Popinski is for Jack
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:42 PM
No.149769951
>>149769962
>>149769999
>>149769925
Raoh would have died to a harpoon. he wouldn't be phasing through shit before killing Yujiro
Please let me win just once or I will lose the last few fans that I still have left...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:43:02 PM
No.149769960
>>149769984
>>149769670
>has to fight a Punch Out character
bros...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:43:36 PM
No.149769963
>>149769952
We already gave you your win, Deku
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:43:53 PM
No.149769969
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:44:13 PM
No.149769976
>>149769952
MHA...
MARVEL...
DC...
MARIO...
SONIC...
YOU...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:44:29 PM
No.149769984
>>149769998
>>149770003
>>149769960
Little Mac beat Donkey Kong btw.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:17 PM
No.149769997
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:27 PM
No.149769998
>>149769984
DKbros... Is this true?
>>149769962
>>149769951
Anyway... Raoh casually phases through all of Yujiro's attacks and strikes the pressure point that cripples him for 3 days, forcing him to cry about Raoh no-diffing him until he dies when the time runs out.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:30 PM
No.149770000
>>149770029
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:42 PM
No.149770002
>>149770044
>>149769962
Is this better or worse than robbing to an arrow?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:43 PM
No.149770003
>>149769984
Donkey Kong has an innate weakness when it comes to fighting manlets.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:01 PM
No.149770009
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:17 PM
No.149770013
>>149770022
>>149769999
you lost me when you turned it into a power fantasy spite ending
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:43 PM
No.149770019
>>149769999
>Yujiro's perfect mastery of his body repels the weak attacks
>Yujiro one shots with earthquake punch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:49 PM
No.149770022
>>149770047
>>149770013
That's what he does canonically though
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:03 PM
No.149770029
>>149770052
>>149770168
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:28 PM
No.149770037
>>149770076
>>149769999
>Implying Yujiro wouldn't immediately copy raoh's technique like how he has done multiple times before
How would they settle things if for some reason both characters were just unable to harm the other?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:55 PM
No.149770044
>>149770002
>robbing
ESLjiro...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:07 PM
No.149770047
>>149770022
Yujiro isn't an effete ballet dancer like Rei. and it also wouldn't make for good TV
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:14 PM
No.149770052
>>149770029
>HBOCtama
>Literal fanfiction
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:18 PM
No.149770055
>>149770038
Probably a tie like with Courage vs Scooby
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:56 PM
No.149770066
>>149770038
inconclusive, Eustace dies again
>>149770037
>Implying Yujiro wouldn't immediately cop-ACK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:33 PM
No.149770077
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:36 PM
No.149770078
>>149770084
>>149770038
>HULK BORED! BIG LIZARD NO HURT HULK, THAT MEANS HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!
>*Hulk leaps to a different time zone*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:55 PM
No.149770080
>>149770038
Chuck vs Segata Sashiro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:50:25 PM
No.149770084
>>149770078
>Hulk willingly goes 0-3
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:50:43 PM
No.149770087
>>149770076
NOOOOOOOOOOO YUJIROBROS THIS WAS OUR ONLY WIN CON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:23 PM
No.149770098
>>149770076
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:44 PM
No.149770102
>>149770125
>>149770076
Yujiro is so autistic he would deff get it right. Baki gets a lot easier to stomach if you assume the top 20 or so characters just have autism
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:51 PM
No.149770104
I think Iβm too empty and stressed to consume any media, I tried playing a game and barely lasted an hour
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:52:38 PM
No.149770117
>>149770135
>>149770194
I keep seeing Yujiro's name as Yajirobe for some reason which is funny since Yajirobe would one-shot Yujiro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:52:51 PM
No.149770122
>>149770076
He'd tank that and still use hokuto shinken with maximum efficiency btw unlike amiba.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:52:57 PM
No.149770125
>>149770164
>>149770234
>>149770102
>implying Amiba isn't insanely autistic and petty
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:53:07 PM
No.149770128
>>149770659
>>149768496 (OP)
>The Chad Jimmy Neutron
>The Villain and Hero of Retroville
>Accepts his friends and tries to help improve their lives
>virgin NASA and the US Government seethe at him
>Trapped all of his enemies with deadly dinosaurs
>Hot Blonde Tsundere GF with top tier genetics
>Heir to his Fathers Duck Collection
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:53:41 PM
No.149770135
>>149770117
Yujiro would snap that sword like a toothpick, don't glaze tubby too hard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:55 PM
No.149770151
>>149770166
>>149770185
>ACK!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:55:54 PM
No.149770164
>>149770125
Yujiro is too autistic and intelligent. he once walked around the streets of Japan and he could tell which people would get cancer in a few years by looking at their cells. the man could just tell a synchronicity was happening when the death row cons broke out of their prisons and he sat in a speedo by himself for 12 hours looking at a plant until it wilted. he also cried when Motobe said he'd protect him and fantasized about fighting dinosaurs as a kid. guy's absolutely on the spectrum
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:56:04 PM
No.149770166
>>149770151
Multiversal MFTL+ rope just so you know
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:56:10 PM
No.149770168
>>149770200
>>149770029
>Sataima fans boys must resort to rape/cuck fantasies to feel good about themselves
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:58:14 PM
No.149770185
>>149770151
Sonic is trans?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:58:42 PM
No.149770194
>>149770117
Yujiro would get folded by that sword like a stick
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:59:18 PM
No.149770200
>>149770168
>Sataima
KEKAROOO
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:00:19 AM
No.149770211
>>149770217
Jujutsu Kaisen is, at its highest level, a story about closeted cuckolds. Sadomasochistic cuckoldry is the answer that the power ceilings of the JJK universe are looking for. Take a look at what the ceilings of power all want. It isn't like, say, Naruto who uses fighting for pragmatism (obvious homosexual undertones aside). It isn't like Goku, who enjoys fighting in and of itself.
No, characters like Sukuna, Gojo, and Kashimo are drawn to tension. They enjoy the danger of loss. They fetishize vulnerability after spending so much time being inviolable. Look at the elation Sukuna displays after Gojo makes him tense up. Look at the smile on Gojo's face as he discusses his complete loss to Sukuna. Look at the veneration Kashimo has for the man who he knows he can't beat. This is where the aspect of masochism comes in.
It is unquestionable that, had they been exposed to the idea, Sukuna, Kashimo, and Gojo would be loaning their most prized possessions out to other men in order to explore that thrill of vulnerability. The elation they feel from the brief moments of tension in their duels would be exacerbated thousandfold as they watch their sexual superiors in action, dominating their women as they can only sit there and watch.
The humiliation they desire, at the hands of each other, is right within their reach. Alas, as this is not an 18+ manga, they're unable to reach the peaceful resolution that would satisfy them all. This, in truth, is their true curse.
And this is the reason why Okkotsu Yuta is such an anomaly in-universe (despite his, as the formerly pregnant male Kenjaku states, inability to emulate Gojo Satoru). He subverts cuckoldry. His low self esteem and kind disposition have resulted in his girlfriends' obsession with him. It's no coincidence said girlfriends are strong women and they still buck to him. He is the strongest heteronormative character in the manga.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:03 AM
No.149770217
>>149770211
Black BVLLbro btw.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:42 AM
No.149770226
>>149768757
>>149768833
he then proceeds to rush in by himself and get mopped by whatever it is they are all fighting
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:51 AM
No.149770230
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:06 AM
No.149770231
>thunderclap red dust away
>no more ultima
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:06 AM
No.149770234
>>149770247
>>149770349
>>149770125
There are levels to autism. Yujiro was born prematurely because he felt like being born and took his mom's titty by force. You know it's some BULLSHIT when every major power in the world stocks up on nuclear missiles the day that you're born
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:03:36 AM
No.149770247
>>149770281
>>149770234
>You know it's some BULLSHIT when every major power in the world stocks up on nuclear missiles the day that you're born
That has nothing to do with autism though, that's just the story being retarded
>took his mom's titty by force
MHA did this
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:03:42 AM
No.149770248
>>149769292
>moron thinks and mouths off that his basic tools are 'le science'
Public education on display, holy fuck LMAO
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:20 AM
No.149770263
>>149770274
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:41 AM
No.149770271
Ubuyashiki's explosion is so much bigger in the anime it's insane did this man develop nuclear fission or what
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:46 AM
No.149770272
>>149770283
>>149770289
My hero already got raped once, Yujiro is powerless.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:48 AM
No.149770274
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:09 AM
No.149770279
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:12 AM
No.149770281
>>149770299
>>149770421
>>149770247
>MHA did this
There are MHA characters who would turn Kenshiro and Raoh inside out with a punch if they don't phase through it
>>149770272
Who is your hero?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:50 AM
No.149770289
Fuck this gay power level shit.
Who has the best dance moves?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:31 AM
No.149770299
>>149770315
>>149770697
>>149770281
...which still means that they die to pressure points or afterlife sending attacks aided by precognition-level fighting IQ that they have no counters for.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:37 AM
No.149770300
>>149770312
>>149770403
Does composite rapist defeat composite rape victim?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:56 AM
No.149770308
>>149770283
Superman, of course!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:26 AM
No.149770312
>>149770300
composite rapist includes real life God so no
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:33 AM
No.149770315
>>149770349
>>149770299
yeah, probably. but I prefer punch out slug fests. decades on battle boards have made me appreciate bricks over hax
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:04 AM
No.149770319
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:42 AM
No.149770331
>>149770283
It's the Joker if it wasn't obvious.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:58 AM
No.149770333
>>149770345
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:47 AM
No.149770345
>>149770333
Jimmysistersβ¦β¦.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:50 AM
No.149770349
>>149770234
To be fair, Amiba is still insanely autistic
>nukes happen
>meet Toki, see him do Hokuto ONCE
>hmm I can try that
>almost kills a dude trying it
>"what the fuck dude" toki says as he fixes it and slaps amiba
>amiba devotes his life to looking like toki, acting like an evil toki, getting a scar on his back like toki, pretending to be toki, amassing a gang of outlaws to help him spread the news of him being toki, pretending being toki in front of fucking kenshiro who is toki's brother, until rei interrupts him
>die and get isekaid, still remain insanely petty and autistic about your fighting style to the point where you hallucinate toki and ken being out to get you
>>149770315
pretty much the same, but on here it's just for lulz
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:11:38 AM
No.149770378
>>149769617
There is a signature in the bottom right. That might help with searching, but I can't quite parse it.
GOD!! PLEASE GOD!!!! JUST ONE WIN!!! JUST ONCE!!!!!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:13:04 AM
No.149770401
>>149770356
His wife cheats on him with Elektra btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:13:16 AM
No.149770403
>>149770510
>>149770300
Composite Rapist would include Zeus, Hades, and Odin
Composite Victim includes Superman, Starfire, and Kyle Rayner
Somehow this turns into a war between some of fiction's heaviest hitters
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:14:29 AM
No.149770421
>>149770484
>>149770621
>>149770281
>Musou Tensei
>Kenshiro touches any MHAshitter once and every muscle in their body is promptly ejected through their anus
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:07 AM
No.149770430
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:50 AM
No.149770439
Your hero can tank a direct hit from this, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffda-whPr9Y
>>149770356
Is this Kingpin? How fucking strong do you have to be to beat up and rape that guy, he ripped a steel staircase right off a building just to get Spider-Man
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:15 AM
No.149770446
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:17:09 AM
No.149770460
>>149770442
Well Kingpin beat up Dr Doom (or a doombot) and Doom beat up bloodlusted Hulk, so Black Prison Gay Guy is obviously Galactus tier
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:17:15 AM
No.149770462
>>149770356
>didn't have enough WEIGHT
my hero would never get raped
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:17:29 AM
No.149770466
>>149770442
Kingpin isn't that strong. He only seems strong in the context of New York's street level heroes. Spider-Man could punch a hole clean through Kingpin if he stopped holding back.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:00 AM
No.149770477
>>149771273
>>149770356
I wish a dozen of the crustiest bums and crackheads would fuck my wife...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:29 AM
No.149770484
>>149770421
Wouldn't be surprised, Kenshiro has ridiculous durability ignoring instant kill powers on top of his speed
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:39 AM
No.149770489
>>149770442
this is Punisher Max so Kingpin is just some fat guy and not a being of pure PHAT that can overpower anyone
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:46 AM
No.149770490
>>149770442
Weaker than you need to be to rape Superman
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:20:19 AM
No.149770509
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:20:25 AM
No.149770510
>>149770403
Add Goku to that list of victims. Superman has been destroying that bitch's bootyhole for 15 years straight.
I'm street level on a good day.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:24:40 AM
No.149770557
>>149770577
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:24:51 AM
No.149770559
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:25:06 AM
No.149770566
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:25:41 AM
No.149770577
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:25:45 AM
No.149770578
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:26:53 AM
No.149770597
>>149770606
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:27:23 AM
No.149770605
If you look at all my feats I could maybe crush a can with an extreme amount of effort if we're being a generous.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:27:25 AM
No.149770606
>>149770597
>infinitely durable meta-narrative plot wall
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:28:00 AM
No.149770613
>>149770627
>>149770761
Fuckin hot
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:28:53 AM
No.149770621
>>149770697
>>149770421
>>Kenshiro touches any MHAshitter once and every muscle in their body is promptly ejected through their anus
Doubtful. Kenshiro's martial art nonsense works by having an intimate understanding of human anatomy, and manipulating it to produce the fireworks. Humans being built like that appears to be unique to that setting, so the effects beyond mundane punches and stuff wouldn't occur on people from other settings.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:28:57 AM
No.149770623
>his hero can't survive being inside a self-assembling hyper story
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:29:06 AM
No.149770627
>>149770613
He let that happen because he enjoyed it btw.
Kratos
8/9/2025, 12:29:27 AM
No.149770631
>>149770620
No diffing Asura? I know
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:29:57 AM
No.149770636
This is my hero. Please be nice to him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:30:23 AM
No.149770642
>>149770654
>>149770695
How much of a power boost does Kratos get from raising his wife's son?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:31 AM
No.149770654
>>149770642
900 billion universes lowballed
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:33 AM
No.149770655
>>149770620
No diffing Kratos? I know
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:43 AM
No.149770657
>>149770699
What even is a hyper story?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:57 AM
No.149770659
>>149770128
>The Virgin Phineas and Ferb
>Neither the heroes (Perry) and villains (Doofenshmirtz) of the Tri-State Area
>Don't help their friends unless they need them to test out their inventions
>Nobody cares about what they do except for their sister
>Can't beat their enemies and need to get help from Perry
>Phineas' girlfriend is a Mexican Jew and Ferb's girlfriend is a pedo
>Don't inherit anything except for their deformed heads
Asura
8/9/2025, 12:32:17 AM
No.149770666
>>149770672
>>149770620
To yell Kratos into ash? Definitely.
This is going to be the mother of all fraudchecks. Zillatards are gonna SEETHE when even wanked Ultima gets btfo.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:33:00 AM
No.149770672
>>149770713
>>149770666
That wouldn't even be capable of hurting a single draugr
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:44 AM
No.149770695
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:55 AM
No.149770697
>>149770753
>>149770621
>Doubtful. Kenshiro's martial art nonsense works by having an intimate understanding of human anatomy, and manipulating it to produce the fireworks. Humans being built like that appears to be unique to that setting, so the effects beyond mundane punches and stuff wouldn't occur on people from other settings.
NTA but arguments like these pop up too often, even though Souther, a guy with non-traditional pressure points, was forced to reveal them anyway when he used Tenha Kassatsu. Ken immediately memorized them and did some work.
Nevermind that he doesn't need to use pressure points to kill someone, he could just use Kasumi's technique
>>149770299 which he used after a fight where he didn't do much more than destroy their armor before doing that, which he should know because he's the successor since we've no proof that these techniques were ever lost. Just retconned into existence. There are also feats of the pressure points being struck using passive aura (the tralalala page, I think he uses it in the HnK2 anime in Shura once too)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:35:04 AM
No.149770699
>>149770657
A story that has gone even further beyond.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:35:23 AM
No.149770706
>>149770709
>>149770757
>>149770671
When Mary Sue Hulk jobs to schizophrenic metaphysics novel babble are you going to cry even louder than when he jobbed to Broly?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:36:01 AM
No.149770709
>>149770706
Wherever Hulk goes, he must job, for he is the GigaWorf.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:36:28 AM
No.149770713
>>149770735
>>149770672
β¦ in my fantasies where Kratos doesnβt run away from falling rocksβ¦
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:38:42 AM
No.149770735
>>149770747
>>149770713
Self-assembling Hyper-fictional Meta-Plot rock
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:39:16 AM
No.149770739
>>149770671
So true. See how they/them seethe already.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:39:53 AM
No.149770747
>>149770735
And it was made of smart atoms.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:00 AM
No.149770748
>>149770671
The second they tease Ultima in the preview it's fucking joever
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:35 AM
No.149770753
>>149770763
>>149770845
>>149770697
>a guy with non-traditional pressure points
"Pressure points" like in Fist of the north Star do not exist in other settings. Real-world pressure points are different, and cannot be manipulated into making people explode.
>he could just use Kasumi's technique
Looks like something which depends on the local afterlife's mechanics. Again, not something applicable to people from other settings.
What you're missing is that Kenshiro is a big, superhumanly strong/tough/fast guy, and THAT is how he could threaten people from other settings. I was pointing out that the specific statement implying use of pressure point nonsense on people from other settings doesn't work in-universe.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:48 AM
No.149770757
>>149770706
No, because there's a 0% chance that's happening.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:41:18 AM
No.149770759
>>149770791
>>149770797
>>149770671
Hulk doesn't stand a chance against Ultima. TOBA would be needed for a fight then and if TOBA takes over then Bruce Banner is dead so good luck!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:41:23 AM
No.149770761
>>149770796
>>149770613
People love to post this page but I think Superman having an actual biological son with another man(and Lex out of all people) is just as gay.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:41:32 AM
No.149770763
>>149770775
>>149770883
>>149770753
>"Pressure points" like in Fist of the north Star do not exist in other settings. Real-world pressure points are different, and cannot be manipulated into making people explode.
This is never a line of reasoning you want to go down.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:30 AM
No.149770775
>>149770883
>>149770763
I already went down it right there and explained it. What's your problem?
>have schizophrenic metaphysics scaling
>no schizophrenic metaphysics feats
Kwab
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:09 AM
No.149770790
>his hero would job to ego death
KWAB.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:11 AM
No.149770791
>>149770759
Good thing this isn't a fight between Godzilla and Bruce Banner then.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:19 AM
No.149770792
>>149770814
>>149770777
Meanwhile Hulk is the second most powerful entity in all of Marvel.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:38 AM
No.149770796
>>149770761
>Superman having an actual biological son with another man(and Lex out of all people) is just as gay.
Depends on how the son came about.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:47 AM
No.149770797
>>149770759
Ultima literally has nothing to beat Hulk with that Hulk hasn't countered before lmao.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:45:00 AM
No.149770814
>>149770829
>>149770792
Between the One Above All or the One Below All, which is weaker than Hulk?
>Solos your favorite verse
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:45:32 AM
No.149770829
>>149770847
>>149770973
>>149770814
TOBA is just an aspect of TOAA. It counts as the same character. Hulk scales above Eternity btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:46:46 AM
No.149770845
>>149771061
>>149771086
>>149770753
>"Pressure points" like in Fist of the north Star do not exist in other settings. Real-world pressure points are different, and cannot be manipulated into making people explode.
That's cool, but if you're arguing in a VS context you have to make a good point to remove these from being equalized into a debate. I can accept if the biology is not at all standard but if you're flesh and blood like everything else then pretending like it doesn't exist just to go "nuh uh" is kind of childish and reductory. At that point, why not just reduce every matchup to a brick vs brick as long as special powers aren't rooted in physics? You cannot prove souls exist either in a ton of settings, which would remove a ton of supernatural powers from play.
>Looks like something which depends on the local afterlife's mechanics. Again, not something applicable to people from other settings.
Pretty much the same. We could cross-apply this into a ton of matchups to completely break them and it'd make them
1. not interesting
2. completely ignoring the qualities of the other character
3. dumb
Let's say we have a setting like, I don't know, Rocky (the boxing movies). We put Kenshiro in it, he uses his afterlife sending technique, and it doesn't work because Rocky has no soul to send to the afterlife (Rocky is an athetistic universe for the sake of argument or some shit), that sounds pretty fucking dumb, right? Maybe if we're told people don't have souls explicitly, but otherwise, people apply equivalency rules for a reason.
>What you're missing is that Kenshiro is a big, superhumanly strong/tough/fast guy, and THAT is how he could threaten people from other settings. I was pointing out that the specific statement implying use of pressure point nonsense on people from other settings doesn't work in-universe.
As pointed out, there's a reason people tend to avoid debating like this because it's basically just an avenue to go "nuh uh" in the face of out of context problems.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:46:58 AM
No.149770847
>>149770829
>It counts as the same character.
By what metric, such that there are multiple characters in the setting?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:49:52 AM
No.149770883
>>149770896
>>149771107
>>149770775
>>149770763
It's not a unique problem, it's a problem in VS debating in general. Even in DB they often do shit like equalizing powers so they can interact because it's there to make a debate or at least the appearance of one.
They often equalize stuff like soul fuckery (Spawn vs Deku), but they don't equalize anti-magic to quirks (Asta vs Deku) for example. Even though that makes it into a strange debate where one side is normal and one isn't.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:50:00 AM
No.149770886
>>149769313
He's gay for Godzilla's bussy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:50:19 AM
No.149770892
>>149770777
Heavenly trips of Gospel TRUTH!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:50:53 AM
No.149770896
>>149770883
Spawn vs Ghost Rider*
my bad
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:50:58 AM
No.149770897
>>149771623
>>149770818
>Ness's buttslut
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:51:09 AM
No.149770901
>>149770818
>*jobs to her goat boytoy over the control of their shared body*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:51:20 AM
No.149770906
>>149770930
If your character can't defeat Eternity, there's no point in even thinking about matching against Hulk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:52:16 AM
No.149770919
>>149770818
>*Deletes system_information_962 and system_information_963*
Heh, nothing personal.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:17 AM
No.149770930
>>149770906
...Is that Hulk thought as Ultima thought about this post existing inside the dream of his dream.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:29 AM
No.149770934
>>149770818
Just another unplayed game at the Hated Arcade.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:37 AM
No.149770937
>>149771700
>>149770777
Zillatards really went quiet after this one.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:47 AM
No.149770941
>>149768496 (OP)
Jimmy wins, Phineas and Ferb are smart but the best thing they've done was go to another dimension
Jimmy created another dimension
Hulktards, who would be an even match for Hulk in your eyes?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:55:36 AM
No.149770972
>>149770959
>would unironically annihilate Yujiro
>based on and played by a respected gymnast
he has my support
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:55:39 AM
No.149770973
>>149770829
So Hulk hasn't taken a single lick of damage or exerted himself ever since TOBA reveal then?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:55:49 AM
No.149770976
>>149771035
>>149771199
>Eternity in literally just his M-Body manifestation, not his true form, not his transcendent form as the entire body of Marvel, is already at or surpassing IT/Ultima's peak
>Hulk has already been placed at beyond the absolute highest peak of Eternity and can grow infinitely stronger without limit
Legitimately how the fuck is this even a fight?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:55:53 AM
No.149770978
>>149770968
Dr. Manhattan
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:56:10 AM
No.149770983
>>149770959
that's just bullying
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 12:56:15 AM
No.149770989
>>149771019
>>149770292
there is a whole manga right now about world ending dances if you are curious
either way, the answer is Shiva. his dance is universal+
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:56:35 AM
No.149770993
I need to compile a list of every Hulkwank statement this thread has made since the DB was revealed. It'll be useful for Hulk's next MU.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:57:00 AM
No.149771002
>>149770968
Full power Batkek might make Hulk use two punches.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:57:36 AM
No.149771019
>>149771175
>>149770989
I thought his dance was universaaaaaarl.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:58:41 AM
No.149771035
>>149771060
>>149771064
>>149770976
Eternity is a jobber. I could beat him with my left nut.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:58:54 AM
No.149771038
>>149770968
'bout tree fiddy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:59:43 AM
No.149771051
Sulk and Jobzilla both do my dishes.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:12 AM
No.149771058
>>149771104
>Hulk in a form from like 50 years ago casually BTFOs a transcendental pan-dimensional gestalt which is an infinitesimal manifestation of a greater being
Gojixisters...I'm starting to get a bit scared....
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:21 AM
No.149771060
>>149771035
So is the Hulk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:21 AM
No.149771061
>>149771267
>>149770845
>but if you're flesh and blood like everything else
This is the point you're missing. People in the Fist of the North Star world have "pressure points" which can be manipulated to make them explode. A martial art based on such manipulation would only work on people whose flesh and blood is built that way. In contrast, ki attacks from Dragonball are just really powerful general-purpose abilities that affect matter, and would work just fine on real people as well as people from most generic settings. But not people from a setting whose physics does not interact with the sorts of things that ki effects, like the xeeleeverse photino birds. Soul-manipulating abilities would not affect robots without souls, and would only affect robots with souls if the "souls" in question are similar enough for the abilities to be compatible.
>then pretending like it doesn't
You've reversed it. I'm mentioning how things actually work in the media in question. You're pretending that it doesn't work like that for the sake of your preferred vs conventions.
>1. not interesting
I personally think it's more interesting to work out the implications of different settings interacting rather than arbitrarily muddling how things work for the sake of a "no items, everything works on everything, final destination" match.
>2. completely ignoring the qualities of the other character
How does analyzing the qualities of both characters and how they might interact constitute completely ignoring the qualities of the other character?
>3. dumb
>exploring canon detail and nuance is dumb
>ignoring all that is smart
>that sounds pretty fucking dumb, right?
No, that's a great setup for Kenshiro adapting his techniques and working out how Rocky is different than expected. Maybe with some shock at soulless people, though the implications of that are more beneficial to a story involving the setup rather than a vs match itself.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:30 AM
No.149771063
>>149771568
>>149770818
>Can't even stop his goat mom from NTRing him
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:00:30 AM
No.149771064
>>149771035
This. Now Oblivion with all his avatars might give me some trouble though...
CHADmon solos both Marvel and DC btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:01:36 AM
No.149771086
>>149770845
>an avenue to go "nuh uh" in the face of out of context problems.
When a technique relies on a particular context to work, it obviously does not work outside that context. For example, a king wields political power and minions in his kingdom. If he travels to another fictional setting for a duel, he obviously won't have those things unless he brought an army with him.
>>149771058
>gets harmed by rocks
Uh...
>>149770883
>Even in DB they often do shit like equalizing powers so they can interact because it's there to make a debate or at least the appearance of one.
>They often equalize stuff like soul fuckery (Spawn vs Deku), but they don't equalize anti-magic to quirks (Asta vs Deku) for example. Even though that makes it into a strange debate where one side is normal and one isn't.
Sounds dumb and arbitrary. Why do that at all, rather than consider the canon abilities and how they interact from how they're stated to work?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:13 AM
No.149771113
>>149771104
Rocks can harm Kratos
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:20 AM
No.149771114
>>149771069
FUAAAAAAAAAAARK
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:37 AM
No.149771117
>>149771167
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:47 AM
No.149771121
>>149771130
>>149771069
>Unicron victim
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:04:40 AM
No.149771130
>>149771121
At least put Unicron up against something he has some connection to, like Final GaoGaiGar.
>>149771104
Oh so just like Ultima was getting BTFO by 1940s Jap weaponry
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:06:07 AM
No.149771147
>Hulk did this and that.
Meh. For anyone actually interested in Marvel's Cosmology
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Marvel_Comics_Cosmology_(World_Hierarchy)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:07:08 AM
No.149771161
>Marvel's Cosmology
Raven victim
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:07:24 AM
No.149771167
>>149771117
>Marvel God is sub snake level
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:07:35 AM
No.149771170
>>149771192
>>149771107
There are some instances of equalization that don't really make sense, like stuff that only works through manipulation of an existing medium. Like Archie Sonic's Chaos abilities only work because of his setting being held together by the Chaos Force, so should he be able to use it to do anything on the scale of the Super Genesis Wave?
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:08:08 AM
No.149771175
>>149771019
>universaaaaaarl
took me a while... lmao
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:08:51 AM
No.149771187
>>149771211
>>149771142
>bukes vs rocks
Ok
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:09:25 AM
No.149771192
>>149771339
>>149771170
Does the Chaos Force exist within everything in the setting? If so, he'd carry some with him wherever he goes.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:09:45 AM
No.149771199
>>149771214
>>149770976
It's not. Swan already said Hulk stomps Composite Godzilla back in DBCast.
I'M A 0-3 JOBBER YEAH
YOU'RE A 0-3 JOBBER YEAH
WE'RE ALL 0-3 JOBBERS YEAH
ZERO, DASH, THREE, JOBBER, YEAH...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:10:53 AM
No.149771211
>>149771187
>bukes
GOOD MORNING ZILLASAAR!
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:10:53 AM
No.149771212
>>149771305
>>149771107
>Why do that at all, rather than consider the canon abilities and how they interact from how they're stated to work?
Because then Bleach solos half of fiction. think about it, the fuck is Ultima gonna do if IT gets Reiatsu Crush'd?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:10:54 AM
No.149771214
>>149771199
I guess they wanted Hulk to have an easy victory instead of making him fight his equals like Lucifer Morningstar or The Darkest Knight.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:10:58 AM
No.149771216
>>149771203
they're watching Godzilla get anally raped to death
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:12:03 AM
No.149771235
>bleachfag
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:12:45 AM
No.149771239
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:12:49 AM
No.149771240
>the truth upsets him
lol
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:13:00 AM
No.149771243
>Downplaying my galaxy hills
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:13:12 AM
No.149771246
I like both Godzilla and Hulk
Hulk just punched time and retconned all his losses btw.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:13:38 AM
No.149771253
>>149771271
I hate both Godzilla and Hulk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:13:51 AM
No.149771258
>>149771276
>>149771249
Didn't work because he wasn't punching the Marvel version of time. Sorry, thems the rules.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:13:56 AM
No.149771261
>>149771069
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:07 AM
No.149771265
I'm indifferent to Godzilla and Hulk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:23 AM
No.149771267
>>149771415
>>149771061
It's fine if you want to think that way but in most if not all debates, people will not go that route because it lessens the debate. Also there's no explicit indication that bodies in FotNS are built different from real life ones in terms of being receptive to pressure points, they just have chi.
Again, you can go for making people bricks, lessening what the characters are, or try to preserve them as the characters they are and debate how well they'd work or not. The latter is the standard even on Spacebattles, and also on DB. Case-by-case, but just cause nobody has displayed pressure points in one setting doesn't mean they won't work in another. (and in DBS, pressure points sort of do exist, displayed by Granolah)
>You've reversed it. I'm mentioning how things actually work in the media in question.
Maybe, but in settings that don't have other powers, you can also say that they're just "omitted." Fanfiction and VS debates are linked in the sense that you obviously want to preserve the two characters, unless you're retarded, and that going against this convention actively goes against the debate side of things.
>I personally think it's more interesting to work out the implications of different settings interacting rather than arbitrarily muddling how things work for the sake of a "no items, everything works on everything, final destination" match.
Then that's a different kind of debate that prefers to look at things more like a flat interaction rather than what beats what.
>How does analyzing the qualities of both characters and how they might interact constitute completely ignoring the qualities of the other character?
Because it modifies the character beyond the intent of the author. If it works on anyone in their setting for no special reason, then it should work everywhere else. Same reason why I don't like power equalization, because it muddles a character.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:31 AM
No.149771269
>>149771249
Before getting immediately jumped by a snake again
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:33 AM
No.149771271
>>149771296
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:48 AM
No.149771273
>>149771299
>>149770477
We know, Deku.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:08 AM
No.149771276
>>149771288
>>149771258
...which is vastly more complex than the Singular Point version of time, every day, even on opposite day.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:50 AM
No.149771287
Mei Kamino's big, but unfortunately extremely stinky butt and clam.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:51 AM
No.149771288
>>149771335
>>149771276
Doesn't matter how complex it is, it's outside of the context of Hulk's powers. His abilities are linked to something specifically from Marvel's multiverse.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:16:15 AM
No.149771293
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:16:28 AM
No.149771296
>>149771310
>>149771271
They impregnated my wife.
>>149771273
the art Hori drew of the UA classmates as adults that he framed as Deku's photography lowkey makes it look like he hooked up with the invisible girl
that pose and outfit looked way too seductive
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:14 AM
No.149771305
>>149771212
>Because then Bleach solos half of fiction.
And there's nothing inherently wrong with that. You can consider crossover matchups to wonder who would win in a fight, or you can can consider crossover matchups to produce entertainment that's made even enough to draw views. Some settings are obviously much more powerful than others, and settings with supernatural abilities obviously have an advantage over settings that don't... supposing that the supernatural abilities work on non-supernatural stuff in the first place (like many in Bleach). Otherwise it would have no effect, like trying to send the soul of a soulless being to the afterlife.
HULK
8/9/2025, 1:17:15 AM
No.149771306
>>149771338
>these FEATS and INCOMPREHENISBLE CONCEPTS
HULK AM SCARED
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:29 AM
No.149771310
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:31 AM
No.149771311
>>149771519
>>149771107
I find it on the contrary to be arbitrary to exclude it, because at that point you're just arguing flatly about the stories rather than the characters. One story has souls, one doesn't (by omission, not statements). One has chi, one doesn't (by omission). One has smart super cosmic atom energy, one doesn't (by omission). If none of them work on each other then why care at all?
There's has to be a level of interactability or else you might as well be arguing with fanfiction characters that can't do what they were advertised to.
Of course it's not a clear, in-the-sand-line of what applies and what doesn't, but I find the idea of excluding powers to be pretty silly. You might as well ask "well but what if this didn't work like in his story", and end it there.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:36 AM
No.149771313
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:18:16 AM
No.149771321
>>149771299
>dekufags coping with a headcanon more deluded than any yaoi shipper
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:18:52 AM
No.149771330
Glad Deku survived against Miles so he can give Ochako a loving handshake.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:18:59 AM
No.149771331
>>149771299
I like the art they drew where he sits by the end and it looks like he's about to watch someone having sex
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:19:23 AM
No.149771335
>>149771348
>>149771288
>His abilities are linked to something specifically from Marvel's multiverse
this won't work. DC characters get away with this. why would Hulk be an exception now?
>>149771306
...TO SMASH IT ALL. IT SO PUNY AND FRAGILE COMPARED TO MARVEL WORLD WHERE HULK COME FROM. HULK WANT TO FUCK BIG LIZARD'S MOTH WIFE AND CAN'T DO IT IF HE BREAK HER WORLD
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:19:38 AM
No.149771339
>>149771528
>>149771192
Well yes, but it would limit applicability to things about the user.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:20:23 AM
No.149771345
>>149771299
>the art Hori drew of the UA classmates as adults that he framed as Deku's photography lowkey makes it look like he hooked up with the invisible girl
what?
>that pose and outfit looked way too seductive
gay
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:20:39 AM
No.149771348
>>149771335
DB has fucked over Hulk twice already, so... it's possible...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:20:47 AM
No.149771351
Deku can't be with Ochako because he's too busy getting DPd by Bakugo and Kirishima
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:20:48 AM
No.149771352
>>149771412
>>149771338
...is what Hulk thought as he was part of Ultima's dream within a dream that he was unaware of.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:21:33 AM
No.149771364
>>149771338
...is what anon typed, to defend hulk. However, this didn't erase the original statement and Hulk's thoughts and feelings.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:21:34 AM
No.149771365
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:21:52 AM
No.149771368
>>149771385
Hulk scales above the concept of losing.
Orgy fag
8/9/2025, 1:22:18 AM
No.149771375
>>149771404
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
>>>/aco/8937210
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>O-OHHHHH HULK GONNA CUM GODZILLA HLK CAN FEEL BGC HIT HULK PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>GODZILLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING HULK DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY GAMMA CLITTY WITH A RADIOACTIVE CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE HULK EVEN MORE INFINITE COSMOLOGICAL STDS THAN RED HULK AND TOBA GAVE ME?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK
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>HULK ANGRIEST KEK THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot destroy a planet.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:22:45 AM
No.149771385
>>149771368
...is what Hulk thought as Ultima actually did that while Hulk didn't.
>YABBA DABBA DOO
Who the FUCK can beat him?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:23:14 AM
No.149771392
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:23:17 AM
No.149771394
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:23:18 AM
No.149771395
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/9/2025, 1:24:01 AM
No.149771404
>>149771375
sorry orgyfag but the only memorable orgy in these halls is that when /co/ as a whole united together and raped Mark.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:24:07 AM
No.149771407
>>149771389
Yo just have to know the counter spell of YABBA DABBA DOON'T
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:24:08 AM
No.149771410
You know what I am don't you.
You, yes, (YOU)
>>149771352
...which was miniscule compared to even an infinitesimal part of Eternity's M-Body while HULK is transcendent true form multiversal Eternity so he merely thunderclaps the dreams away and kills It before SMASHing Mei Kamino's tight college pussy.
>>149771267
>but in most if not all debates
You're referring to the culture and memes associated with "VS Battles". Don't mistake your fanclub and its norms for the world.
>Also there's no explicit indication that bodies in FotNS are built different from real life ones in terms of being receptive to pressure points, they just have chi.
>There's no explicit difference except this explicit difference which is the cause of the different effects.
>Maybe, but in settings that don't have other powers, you can also say that they're just "omitted."
In fiction, something which is omitted does not exist. You can, of course, make stuff up yourself, but that would be fanfiction, not a matchup of canon characters.
>Then that's a different kind of debate that prefers to look at things more like a flat interaction rather than what beats what.
>exploring details is "flat"
>exploring what beats what and what doesn't is somehow not looking at what beats what
>Because it modifies the character beyond the intent of the author.
Yet again, you're reversing things. YOU'RE the one making changes from canon to produce the interactions you want.
>If it works on anyone in their setting for no special reason, then it should work everywhere else.
The special reason Kenshiro's explody techniques work is that people in that setting have "pressure points" which can be manipulated to cause them to explode. Since people in other fictional setting don't have these, "pressure point" manipulating martial arts would not affect them beyond the mundane punches and whatnot.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:25:09 AM
No.149771420
If Hulk is so powerful, how come he won't fight me?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:25:29 AM
No.149771424
>>149771457
>>149771412
...Is what Hulk thought as he was part of Ultima's dream within a dream above himself.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:25:33 AM
No.149771427
>>149771412
...is what Hulk hoped, but unfortunately Mei Kamino's pussy was very loose and worn.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:26:05 AM
No.149771440
>>149771299
>way too seductive
No such thing.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:26:15 AM
No.149771441
>>149771472
>>149771422
...'s weakest vassal Zilla (the lizard that stars in a bunch of Japanese movies and a shitty sci-fi anime)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:26:55 AM
No.149771449
>>149771467
>Hulk broke the Pactum Aeternus which was meant to rewrite the very laws of reality itself
>Hulk resisted Mephisto's reality warping in One More Day and Heroes Reborn 2021
>Hulk scales above Multi-Eternity who is the literal concept and embodiment of an infinite cosmos
So uh, why are people coping about Ultima standing a chance?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:06 AM
No.149771452
Post an MHA character destroying a continent right now!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:21 AM
No.149771457
>>149771495
>>149771424
>Hulk is above Ultima
Well I guess we agree then
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:23 AM
No.149771458
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:25 AM
No.149771460
>>149771422
>World Breaker Hulk can't break worlds
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:28:13 AM
No.149771467
>>149771449
>Hulk beats a bunch of jobbers
Hulk is weaker than me.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:28:43 AM
No.149771472
>>149771484
>>149771441
β¦βs most pathetic slave Hulk (the sissy that stars in a bunch of comic books and some shitty movies)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:28:57 AM
No.149771476
>>149771687
>>149771415
>You're referring to the culture and memes associated with "VS Battles". Don't mistake your fanclub and its norms for the world.
I don't go there or care about that place. The community around VS debates is decades older than that shitty wiki.
>In fiction, something which is omitted does not exist. You can, of course, make stuff up yourself, but that would be fanfiction, not a matchup of canon characters.
Again, if you're not debating using characters acting like they are, what's the point of debating them in the first place? You can act like it doesn't matter to have an even playing field but at the point you do that you're basically just avoiding proper discussion. If it bothers you so much, you can simply add a stipulation saying "Scenario 1: X works, Scenario 2: X doesn't work" and end it at that. It's how people used to do this for decades if it was ever "debatable" whether something worked or not.
>exploring details is "flat"
>exploring what beats what and what doesn't is somehow not looking at what beats what
It's not looking at the characters doing what they do, it's trying to say they can't do what they're known to do.
>Yet again, you're reversing things. YOU'RE the one making changes from canon to produce the interactions you want.
I'm not the one saying a character can't do what they do.
>The special reason Kenshiro's explody techniques work is that people in that setting have "pressure points" which can be manipulated to cause them to explode. Since people in other fictional setting don't have these, "pressure point" manipulating martial arts would not affect them beyond the mundane punches and whatnot.
That's cool, but the vast majority of people by consensus won't care about your stipulation unless you mention it at the start of starting the debate. Not my problem.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:29:29 AM
No.149771482
Godzilla can kill Woke, that means he solos all of Marvel comics
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:29:35 AM
No.149771484
>>149771501
>>149771472
>the sissy that stars in a bunch of comic books and some shitty movies
But enough about Godzilla
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:30:19 AM
No.149771495
>>149771506
>>149771457
...On opposite day where Hulk wasn't inside of Ultima's dream.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:30:43 AM
No.149771501
>>149771521
>>149771484
β¦βs favorite punching bag Hulk.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:31:18 AM
No.149771506
>>149771515
>>149771495
...which is never any day but even on opposite day Hulk GAPES lizard and his moth wife anyways.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:31:51 AM
No.149771513
>>149771380
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:32:12 AM
No.149771515
>>149771565
>>149771506
...on the opposite day where any of that is true and Bruce Banner knows real world math instead of fraudulent comic book math that has nothing to do with reality unless CHADthinuglar CHADoint.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:32:15 AM
No.149771518
>>149771311
>If none of them work on each other then why care at all?
Because you can wonder who would win in a fight.
>There's has to be a level of interactability
You know that Kenshiro can still punch Rocky, right? And that he'd totally trash him with just mundane speed/strength?
>Of course it's not a clear, in-the-sand-line of what applies and what doesn't,
Which means that it takes consideration and analysis. I find it strange that you call this "flat".
>I find the idea of excluding powers to be pretty silly.
In a Rocky/Kenshiro fight, Kenshiro still has the afterlife ability, and can use it if he wants. It just wouldn't affect the Rocky of this scenario as he would expect it to, because Rocky doesn't have the faculty which the technique targets.
>You might as well ask "well but what if this didn't work like in his story", and end it there.
Which is why I find it strange that you're proposing exactly that as the basis of vs matchups. The basic premise is, "what if these two characters had a fight, and their abilities worked like they do in their stories?" Are you just used to some mental gymnastics justifying your preferred vs format?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:32:19 AM
No.149771521
>>149771525
>>149771501
...'s slave Godzilla. This period marks the end of this sentence.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:32:58 AM
No.149771525
>>149771521
β¦βs final words confirming that Hulk is Godzillaβs slave.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:33:17 AM
No.149771528
>>149771339
Can still do creative things with limits like that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:33:40 AM
No.149771536
>>149771549
Post Godzilla destroying a galaxy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:33:57 AM
No.149771542
>>149771570
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:34:33 AM
No.149771547
>zgodzill
zillasaar...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:34:36 AM
No.149771548
>>149771581
Post Hulk not getting destroyed by Broly.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:34:39 AM
No.149771549
>>149771575
>>149771536
Literally everyone did that at one point.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:35:34 AM
No.149771565
>>149771611
>>149771515
>CHADthinuglar
ESLzilla...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:35:41 AM
No.149771568
>>149771612
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:35:49 AM
No.149771570
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:35:56 AM
No.149771575
>>149771549
>can't post this thing for his character that everyone has supposedly done
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:38 AM
No.149771581
>>149771548
I-I-I-Iβ¦β¦β¦..
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:37:37 AM
No.149771591
>>149771871
>>149771519
>Because you can wonder who would win in a fight.
If they don't work like they should, why should I wonder?
>You know that Kenshiro can still punch Rocky, right? And that he'd totally trash him with just mundane speed/strength?
He could if chi existed in Rocky's universe, otherwise he'd just be pretty beefy.
>Which means that it takes consideration and analysis. I find it strange that you call this "flat".
Because it's deliberately omitting details of the fight for no real sake other than arbitrarily looking at it in a "flat" perspective where nothing is accounted for and bridged.
>In a Rocky/Kenshiro fight, Kenshiro still has the afterlife ability, and can use it if he wants. It just wouldn't affect the Rocky of this scenario as he would expect it to, because Rocky doesn't have the faculty which the technique targets.
In the scenario where Rocky has no soul which we can't determine but the vast majority of people by consensus would probably agree with that it does simply because ignoring abilities to artificially change a character's performance outside of their verse is stupid.
>Which is why I find it strange that you're proposing exactly that as the basis of vs matchups. The basic premise is, "what if these two characters had a fight, and their abilities worked like they do in their stories?" Are you just used to some mental gymnastics justifying your preferred vs format?
If the basic premise is "their abilities worked like they do in their stories" then why wouldn't pressure points that work on anyone in Hokuto no Ken work on anyone in the Rocky movies? If they don't, the abilities don't work like they do in Hokuto no Ken. At that point, it's, again, just a way of saying "Scenario 1: shit doesn't work. Scenario 2: shit does work"
You could solve your issue by stipulating that and I wouldn't care beyond it. Literally just say "but what if there was no equalization" prefacing your debate and everybody would roll with it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:38:05 AM
No.149771599
>>149771615
I do not know who will win, as this is a very close battle.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:39:11 AM
No.149771611
>>149771565
>CHAD + math + singular
Defeated by CHADth.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:39:14 AM
No.149771612
>>149771640
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:39:25 AM
No.149771615
>>149771599
>Hulk scales above Eternity
>Godzilla's strongest form is barely building level
>>149770897
... spreading his asshole to GODra's strapon.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:40:53 AM
No.149771640
>>149771654
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:33 AM
No.149771648
>>149770818
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:50 AM
No.149771653
>>149771623
>Mothra out of nowhere
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:52 AM
No.149771654
>>149771755
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:54 AM
No.149771655
>>149771389
Earl Sinclair is his opponent.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:42:52 AM
No.149771669
>>149771755
>>149771623
>A boy using a strapon
KEK
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:43:10 AM
No.149771673
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:10 AM
No.149771687
>>149771794
>>149771476
>I don't go there or care about that place.
You are HERE, NOW, in THIS THREAD.
>Again, if you're not debating using characters acting like they are, what's the point of debating them in the first place?
Quite. Now, given that statement, why are you proposing basing vs battles off of characters whose abilities do not act like they do in canon material?
>You can act like it doesn't matter to have an even playing field
It literally does not, if the question is, "who would win in a fight?" It's clear that your goal is to set up a fight between altered characters to have a narratively-interesting fight. But that's a different goal. Be honest about it.
>it's trying to say they can't do what they're known to do.
...because the underlying mechanisms by which they do those things in the original material do not apply to the present situation. Analysis of these sorts of details and interactions is usually called "depth". So why call it "flat"? Too much cognitive dissonance?
>I'm not the one saying a character can't do what they do.
You're the one proposing that, for a vs battle, characters' abilities should not work the way they do in the canon material, but instead work in a different way which allows a narratively-interesting fight.
>the vast majority of people by consensus won't care about your stipulation
The vast majority of people do not know or care about this sort of thing.
>>149771415
>Don't mistake your fanclub and its norms for the world.
You can like your favored vs battle practices, but you should acknowledge that those are very specific things which are set up for reasons other than exploring who would win in a fight.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:15 AM
No.149771689
>>149771380
Why are kaijuFAGGOTs this gay?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:16 AM
No.149771690
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:45:14 AM
No.149771700
>>149770937
pity win banner bags a win finally!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:45:15 AM
No.149771701
>>149770818
*Passively ruins and destroys your verse just by existing*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:48:14 AM
No.149771755
>>149771845
>>149771669
>Boy
>>149771654
... is what Male Chara is, yes.
>>149771687
>You are HERE, NOW, in THIS THREAD.
Which is not Vsbw.
>Now, given that statement, why are you proposing basing vs battles off of characters whose abilities do not act like they do in canon material?
Why are you proposing that abilites shouldn't work like they do in their stories?
>But that's a different goal. Be honest about it.
It's not, really. It's a different way of viewing the same goal.
>...because the underlying mechanisms by which they do those things in the original material do not apply to the present situation
Which reduces everyone to bricks with no special powers in situations that don't directly involve physics related hax. It's flat because it ignores the character and their story and pretends they are not the character and unable to act the way that they are.
>You're the one proposing that, for a vs battle, characters' abilities should not work the way they do in the canon material
We've been through several rounds of this already. I've been saying "If X character can do this to everyone in his verse with no real stipulation beyond them being a regular person, then it works, if you don't like that, make a separate scenario where that isn't the case as a fair compromise" which is fair and makes sense.
>The vast majority of people do not know or care about this sort of thing.
If this were true then every single debate involving the characters we already mentioned wouldn't be saying that X character blows up until they stop having regular anatomy.
>You can like your favored vs battle practices, but you should acknowledge that those are very specific things which are set up for reasons other than exploring who would win in a fight.
No, because I don't think people who ignore those things truly want to figure out who wins in a fight. They want to figure out how verses interact, which is different.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:51:50 AM
No.149771812
>>149768725
The creator watched Friends and decided the romantic arc should look like that
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:52:49 AM
No.149771827
>>149772000
>>149768620
>>149769099
Neither of these are positive contact
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:53:47 AM
No.149771845
>>149771913
>>149771755
Yes, boy. Which is what he correctly is.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:55:03 AM
No.149771871
>>149771990
>>149771591
>If they don't work like they should, why should I wonder?
That's what I just asked you. Do you still not realize that YOU are the one making changes to canon abilities here?
>He could if chi existed in Rocky's universe, otherwise he'd just be pretty beefy.
Isn't chi an aspect of the body's metaphysical metabolism? Kenshiro would carry chi around with him, and it would presumably affect his own body as normal. Unless he visited a setting with anti-magic that would affect it, say.
>Because it's deliberately omitting details of the fight
YOU are the one deliberately omitting details of how characters' abilities work.
>ignoring abilities to artificially change a character's performance outside of their verse is stupid.
If this is the case, why would this supposed consensus be in favor of artificially changing the performance of a character's abilities when visiting a different verse?
>If the basic premise is "their abilities worked like they do in their stories" then why wouldn't pressure points that work on anyone in Hokuto no Ken work on anyone in the Rocky movies? If they don't, the abilities don't work like they do in Hokuto no Ken.
Because people in Rocky movies do not have weird (unique to Fist of the North Star's setting) chi nodes (which are themselves fictional traits of fictional humans) that work that way.
Scenario 3: shit works like it does in canon, so it doesn't work on things which lack the biology the shit needs to work
>Literally just say "but what if there was no equalization" prefacing your debate and everybody would roll with it.
"Equalization" is jargon from your personal group. You should not presume that other people interested in theoretical fightanomics would share your rather bespoke policies for vs battles.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:57:48 AM
No.149771913
>>149771951
>>149771845
... if I lived on opposite world.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:00:18 AM
No.149771951
>>149771968
>>149771913
Which is this world
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:01:43 AM
No.149771968
>>149772045
>>149771951
>Conceding Male Chara only exists in opposite world.
Done.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:02:50 AM
No.149771990
>>149772120
>>149771871
>>That's what I just asked you. Do you still not realize that YOU are the one making changes to canon abilities here?
Do YOU still not realize that you're changing how a character's supposed to perform here? That's the real question to make. I want to preserve them like they were out of their story, or else it's not an actual debate.
>YOU are the one deliberately omitting details of how characters' abilities work.
Not really, I am assuming they should work as advertised like almost literally every debate in the last 20 years has assumed.
Again, if you don't like it, make a scenario where it doesn't apply. I don't have a problem with that. You can then safely agree to disagree.
>If this is the case, why would this supposed consensus be in favor of artificially changing the performance of a character's abilities when visiting a different verse?
Because it's not changing anything narratively, which is the important part. If you take your view to the logical conclusion we can't even conclude that matter in another setting is the same as one in ours and as such can't even be affected by another. I can go even further by introducing "unknowns" even insofar asking if they could even be comprehended by the other without some explicit statements for that fact. It's silly. You already assume some equalization, you're just miffed at how far it goes.
>Scenario 3: shit works like it does in canon, so it doesn't work on things which lack the biology the shit needs to work
Do you think you're angering me or something? You can make another scenario if you want, that's fine. But it doesn't mean it works like it would if it came straight out of the story either way. Agree to disagree.
>"Equalization" is jargon from your personal group.
Do you think I'm part of the fucking illuminati or something? It's not the personal group, it's the general group. Come back with a debate on equalization of 5 different sites and see who takes the side where nothing works.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:03:19 AM
No.149771998
>>149772158
>>149771794
>Which is not Vsbw.
Its practices are derived from it. Have you missed the regular threads?
>>149771794
>Why are you proposing that abilites shouldn't work like they do in their stories?
YOU are the one doing that. I am proposing that characters' abilities work the way they do in their stories. For example, in fist of the North Star, people have things called "pressure points" which can be manipulated to make them explode, something done by people like Kenshiro who have learned certain martial arts focused on that. People in Rocky do not have these "pressure points", so,by how things work in their stories, Kenshiro cannot make Rocky explode by manipulating "pressure points" that aren't there.
>Which reduces everyone to bricks with no special powers in situations that don't directly involve physics related hax.
Did you miss the example above of Bleach characters WTFPWNing everyone because their special powers DO work on generic mundane matter?
>We've been through several rounds of this already.
And you have consistently said the opposite of the truth. This is really quite simple. You're the one proposing changes to canon abilities, not me.
>If this were true then every single debate involving the characters we already mentioned wouldn't be saying that X character blows up until they stop having regular anatomy.
What does that have to do with most people being normies who don't care about this stuff?
Please, please, please, have some self awareness here, and stop reversing things in your head.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:03:23 AM
No.149772000
>>149772112
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:06:34 AM
No.149772045
>>149772141
>>149771968
>Admits to living in the world in which it's canon
K, B, C
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:10:16 AM
No.149772112
>>149772000
Now this is an actually positive male interaction.
>>149771990
>how a character's supposed to perform here?
What do you mean by this? I'm talking about how characters' abilities work. Do you mean like narrative roles and such? That's not an answer to the question, "Who would win in a fight?"
>like almost literally every debate in the last 20 years
...in your preferred Internet community representing a tiny fraction of people.
>make a scenario where it doesn't apply.
The customs of your preferred clique do not apply to the entire world by default.
>If you take your view to the logical conclusion we can't even conclude that matter in another setting is the same as one in ours and as such can't even be affected by another.
This is indeed the case in some crossovers. Some matchups physically don't work on a fundamental level, and that's fine. You don't have to write your own fanfiction to allow a vs fight, but if you do, at least have the honesty of calling it fanfiction.
>Do you think you're angering me or something?
I'm trying to penetrate the apparent cognitive dissonance which is causing you to repeat statements which are the opposite of the truth.
>Do you think I'm part of the fucking illuminati or something?
You're a fan of a webseries, or at least that style of vs battles.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:10:53 AM
No.149772128
>>149771519
>You know that Kenshiro can still punch Rocky, right? And that he'd totally trash him with just mundane speed/strength?
You wish. Rocky took planet busting shots from Drago for 15 rounds straight. He would outlast Kenshiro and knock him out with the old one-two
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:12:02 AM
No.149772141
>>149772171
>>149772045
You might think we live in opposite world, but your delusion isn't my problem.
>>149771998
The difference in perspective here is simple. I want any character to work like they do in their own story.
If Goku can sense ki, he can instant transmission to someone. Does Rocky have ki? We don't know. Is he made of regular matter? We don't know, we can only assume. Is he made of lifelike dough that looks like flesh and he's actually animated by claytronics? Who knows, but that's why we assume Goku's instant transmission still works.
The simple way to go about this is just to say that "unless proven otherwise, the ability will work", a setting with fully normal human characters can usually say that something that normally works on humans works on other humans in another setting unless directly disproven. This is not some new precedent to make, sites (forums) have had this for decades to avoid idiocy where people just pretend abilities are paper weights because their verse never proved compatibility with these common abilities or qualities.
>Did you miss the example above of Bleach characters WTFPWNing everyone because their special powers DO work on generic mundane matter?
Which is essentially just hax interacting with physics which is different from hax interacting with souls.
>And you have consistently said the opposite of the truth
On the opposite day where you didn't want characters to behave like they did if you put them in a story with another character.
>What does that have to do with most people being normies who don't care about this stuff?
Because if normies who don't care about this stuff don't have the debates, most of the debates will be held by people who don't agree with you.
>>149772120
>What do you mean by this? I'm talking about how characters' abilities work.
I'm talking about how they work in their narrative.
>...in your preferred Internet community representing a tiny fraction of people.
On the opposite day where debates held for the last 20 years didn't largely have some form of equalization
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:13:21 AM
No.149772171
>>149772218
>>149772141
You already admitted to it, so you can cry and cope about it all you want, but you did and have to live with it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:16:18 AM
No.149772217
>>149770959
If we're brining real life into this...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:16:21 AM
No.149772218
>>149772258
>>149772171
Nuh uh, you were the one who admitted to living in that foul world. We live in the normal world here.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:16:21 AM
No.149772220
>>149772527
>>149772158
This has been tedius. It's time for a snack.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:17:05 AM
No.149772227
>>149772120
>The customs of your preferred clique do not apply to the entire world by default.
You're so buttmad about this. Then let's reverse this. Make a scenario where it doesn't apply, that's the main scenario. Then we can pretend there's one where it does. It's a line of text, I preface my posts saying "assuming they have X" and everyone is happy. And we're back to an agreed standard (which has been largely agreed on through osmosis for over a decade btw)
>You don't have to write your own fanfiction to allow a vs fight, but if you do, at least have the honesty of calling it fanfiction.
...On the opposite day where you didn't want characters to interact like they came from their stories incapable of interacting with characters from other stories
>I'm trying to penetrate the apparent cognitive dissonance which is causing you to repeat statements which are the opposite of the truth.
Even if it's the truth it doesn't mean it's applicable to a good debate. I'm going with consensus where nobody cares about it not working. If an attack shunts your soul out of your body, people will assume that it will do that instead of not working because the other verse never mentioned souls. That's simply common sense. Your problem is fighting against common consensus and common sense, which is a problem you'll run into more often than you'll run into me.
So, simply agree to disagree unless you wanna drop some prefacing saying that shit applies or doesn't, which shouldn't be hard. I'd be fine with doing it too.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:18:58 AM
No.149772258
>>149772338
>>149772218
You can check the reply chain, you never refuted it. Take your defeat as a learning opportunity to do better next time.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:23:28 AM
No.149772338
>>149772390
>>149772258
You conceded when you admitted Male Chara only exists in opposite world, admitting you're a contrarian. Then you parroted me. You lost, SISSY.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:24:05 AM
No.149772349
>>149772158
>Is he made of regular matter?
The Italian Stallion is made of sterner stuff
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:27:01 AM
No.149772390
>>149772427
>>149772338
And you never refuted that this is opposite world, like I said, thus admitting defeat. If you were smart you'd just try and not get no diffed in the future.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:28:19 AM
No.149772411
>>149771142
Ultima was defeated by the Oxygen Destroyer (which IT provided to humans)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:29:03 AM
No.149772427
>>149772456
>>149772390
>NOOOOO YOU NEED TO REFUTE ME OTHERWISE I'M RIGHT.
Reality proves we live in normal world, so I don't have to address it. It's like saying the sky is red because I didn't address your schizo rambling.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:31:20 AM
No.149772456
>>149772473
>>149772427
>Crashing out and seething because he knows he messed up
The surest sign of dealing with an irrational and defeated loser. Saddest part is he refuses to be a better man after I got done TEACHING him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:32:22 AM
No.149772473
>>149772501
>>149772456
>KEKtosfag is the male Chara sissy.
Not only a delusional FAGGOT, but also a KEKHOLD.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:34:47 AM
No.149772501
>>149772516
>>149772473
>Using common /dbg/ vernacular means you're a Kektosfag
Yup yup YUP. Irrational loser through and through!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:36:52 AM
No.149772516
>>149772545
>>149772501
>Parrot
>Kekhold
>Faggot
Holy shit, you're the TRINITY of being a raped loser.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:37:40 AM
No.149772527
>>149772560
>>149772220
I apologize for any trouble, but my view here is pretty simple, final word:
>The character, kenshiro, acting like he's from the story, is able to act like he usually does, he strikes a normal human character with chi and overloads their pressure point, forcing their body to convulse and destroy itself or perform an action, which would happen unless the opponent was significantly biologically different from a normal human (like having reverse organs or a significant mutation)
Meanwhile
>The character kenshiro, acting like he's from the story, attempts to strike the pressure point like he usually does with chi, but he overloads nothing and is shocked to find himself forced to go on the defensive again as every opponent he encountered inexplicably had no vulnerabilities to his trademark fighting style
The interaction here which is closest to the story is, objectively speaking, the one that actually mimics the feats in the story. At which point I come to wonder why you keep telling me repeatedly how your vision is supposedly closer to canon.
The simple question is: which of these more closely mirrors the narrative in Fist of the North Star and would make sense in the setting? Just because something make sense in another setting doesn't mean it should stop making sense and becomes useless when it invades another. If you were using this logic, you are putting up a deliberate barrier between things. Everyone has this barrier, but we often soften this barrier on purpose to create a debate. We could soften it, and say that from DBZ ki couldn't even affect matter in Rocky physically, we have no proof it would do that. After all, matter in Rocky was never displaying any resistance against ki, which isn't plasma or heat or fire, but ki. Prove that matter in Rocky reacts the same to ki like it does in DBZ, and then we can continue asking if basic abilities of other settings work in others without any countering feats against them. Most people consider this standard.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:39:32 AM
No.149772545
>>149772583
>>149772516
>Emotional femCharaKEK this triggered over parrotGODS
Not beating any of the stereotypes I see.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:40:25 AM
No.149772560
>>149772527
>resistance against ki
Or more correctly, vulnerability against ki
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:42:43 AM
No.149772583
>>149772617
>>149772545
>Admitting he's an unoriginal parrot.
2-0. You will be going into the ozone club SOON.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:58 AM
No.149772617
>>149772676
>>149772583
The tactic is effective at triggering emotional loser sissyKEKS such as yourself, so of course I should use it. It's the sole reason you lost, you never regained your composure.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:49:18 AM
No.149772676
>>149772705
>>149772617
>Admitting he has lost the debate and resorted to trolling.
3-0. You got owned, kid. You may cope and rope later.
>>149772676
>Admits to losing the debate AND losing to trolling
You're the one who's 0-4, now bitch and cry about parroting some more.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:53:30 AM
No.149772733
>>149772757
>>149772705
>Parroted me AGAIN
Damn. You admitted defeat 4 times now. In a row. Try again next time, kiddo. Maybe you will humiliate yourself less next time.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:55:35 AM
No.149772757
>>149772919
>>149772733
>>149772705
>now bitch and cry about parroting some more.
>He did EXACTLY as I commanded
Holy fucking KWAB you're literally an NPC lmao
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:02:37 AM
No.149772854
So question why is dishonestly.sucking Kratos' dick Kratosbros favorite pasttime any? some make it their entire personality.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:07:55 AM
No.149772919
>>149772948
>>149772757
>Nooooo you can't point my dishonesty!!!!
Just because you predict that I will call you a retard, doesn't stop you from being one.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:09:51 AM
No.149772948
>>149772919
>Making NPC troons flip out is "dishonesty"
KEKPOW