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Anonymous No.149771277 >>149773181 >>149774308 >>149774347 >>149779088
Okay, we're rolling! Welcome, thanks for coming by. Please state your full legal name.
>Elio Solis
And do you consent to being recorded?
>I-I do.
Great, well you look pretty tense so I'm gonna shut up now. Relax and make yourself comfortable and we'll just watch you enjoy yourself. There is lotion in that bottle there if you want it.
Anonymous No.149771303 >>149771319 >>149771324 >>149771366 >>149776912
Why are his legs crossed like that
Anonymous No.149771319
>>149771303
He is nervous because he has never backed off for an audience before but he needs money.
Anonymous No.149771324
>>149771303
he got diddled
Anonymous No.149771366 >>149771767 >>149775861
>>149771303
Because he's gay and the movie was pushed by people who don't understand that boys anatomically can't sit like that.
Anonymous No.149771767 >>149771805 >>149777620
>>149771366
gay people sit that way so they can keep rubbing their cock in public.
Anonymous No.149771805 >>149773171
>>149771767
This is not the kind of post anyone would write if theyre not actively gooning
Anonymous No.149773171
>>149771805
WE'RE ALL ACTIVELY GOONING
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME
JUST GOON AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.149773181
>>149771277 (OP)
Kys pedo.
Anonymous No.149774308
>>149771277 (OP)
Someone should make parody art of that "Piper Perri Surrounded" meme, but with Elio surrounded by those aliens from that Pixar movie.
Anonymous No.149774347 >>149775241 >>149777951
>>149771277 (OP)
Original script was a gay kid having to convince aliens that Earth and everything on it was worth sparing from destruction.
The final movie is about an outcast kid making friends and learning to accept people around him.
Which had a more interesting idea.
Anonymous No.149775241
>>149774347
Neither the gay alien vore movie never should have been made
Anonymous No.149775861 >>149776506
>>149771366
>anatomically can't sit like that.
Of all the complaints you could make about the film, that's a fucking retarded one. Unless you're a massive fatass you should be able to easily cross your knees without smashing your balls.
Anonymous No.149776506
>>149775861
ayo this nigga gay lol
Anonymous No.149776912
>>149771303
to honour Ozzy Osbourne
Anonymous No.149777620
>>149771767
That would have made the movie far more interesting
Anonymous No.149777951 >>149778259
>>149774347
I don't think they were ever going to make him explicitly gay. But yeah the second one is better either way.
Anonymous No.149778259
>>149777951
In original version Elio had a shrine for a boy crush in his room or some shit like that.
Anonymous No.149779088
>>149771277 (OP)
Keep going..