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Anonymous No.149774610 >>149774637 >>149774639 >>149774671 >>149774672 >>149774683 >>149774720 >>149774947 >>149776075 >>149776222 >>149776466 >>149777671 >>149777742 >>149779618
Death Battle
Post missed opportunities. Who the fuck actually cares about "toxicity"? It sure as hell would have done better than Storm vs Korra.
Anonymous No.149774632
As much as I hate it rey wins and snaps Korra's neck
Anonymous No.149774637
>>149774610 (OP)
nobody cares about Ray unlike Storm
Anonymous No.149774639 >>149774691 >>149774692 >>149774711
>>149774610 (OP)
>More star wars chain scaling retardation based off some shitty book nobody read 30 years ago where somebody killed a god or used the force to do something massively niggaversal
More like dodged a bullet.
Anonymous No.149774668
drawfag here

AN ANNOUNCEMENT
>>>/aco/8937210
Anonymous No.149774671
>>149774610 (OP)
Imagine if instead of of Aang vs Traveler, we got Korra vs Traveler (Lumine).
Anonymous No.149774672 >>149774703
>>149774610 (OP)
>Implying Death Battle would ever feed Ma-Rey Sue to Whorra
Anonymous No.149774683 >>149776481
>>149774610 (OP)
Ray likely doesn't kill korra in as embarrassing as storm would so it was the right call
Anonymous No.149774685 >>149774708 >>149774903 >>149774918 >>149776247
>>149774436
Actually incorrect. Her people fucking hated her. Saber doesn't realize until the final battle that Mordred was irrelevant, her people would've rebelled against her with or without her because they were sick of how incompetent Saber's reign was where they were starved, deprived of their homes and crops, sacrificed to win fights, and forced the engage in perpetual warfare with other nations

From Garden of Avalon:
>As she circled the blazing country, repeating the process of retreating and giving chase, she realised the reason for the rebellion. The soldiers that joined Mordred's rebellion were not united by their hatred for King Arthur. The unending wars. The barren land. The children that died of starvation. They had always been enduring it. They had always protested that they could not take any more.
>"β€”Ah..."
>Please put up with it. Please bear with it. That was what she told the knights. Indeed, she was the ideal king. She urged everyone to live a proper human lifeβ€”to live a life of integrity. She told them that a prosperous country would definitely arise in the end. But... for how long? >How long would they have to persevere to be rewarded? "Everyone else... had long since been at their limits. I was... the only one that could still take it." It was because she was the ideal king that she could not see her people's weaknesses. Objectively speaking, anyone could tellβ€”that at this point, her heart had already been broken
Anonymous No.149774691 >>149774711 >>149774735 >>149774739
>>149774639
in defense of legends scalers, the books and stuff was the only good material that property ever produced
Anonymous No.149774692 >>149774702 >>149774711
>>149774639
Rey doesn’t have any of those since she’s a canon only character, so she’s fucked and would get killed by Korra no matter what kind of bullshit feat DB tries to pull out for jer.
Anonymous No.149774702 >>149774729
>>149774692
Rey would get scaled to Luke and Palpatine, and those guys have other material is the problem.
Anonymous No.149774703
>>149774672
Rey would win in all honesty. Then again both of them are mistakes; Korra being the lesser evil due to being fap bait.
Anonymous No.149774708 >>149774751
>>149774685
It's hilarious how Gilgamesh was the biggest asshole, but ended up the best King by the end.
Anonymous No.149774711
>>149774692
>>149774639
>>149774691
Rey could just use the force to choke Korra to death.
Anonymous No.149774716
You ARE smart enough to understand this, right?
Anonymous No.149774720
>>149774610 (OP)
Korra is a fucking jobber, closer to Sonichu's Chris-chan who constantly had his ass handed until the oc of the week walked into scene to save him and give him a powerup.
Anonymous No.149774729 >>149774744 >>149774758 >>149777780
>>149774702
None of that material is canon though, DB would have to break their own rules and scale Rey off feats characters from a completely different continuity did to give her the win.
Anonymous No.149774735 >>149774761
>>149774691
In offense to Legends scalers, the worst material in Legends gets used for most of the scaling.
Anonymous No.149774739
>>149774691
It's always unsatisfying though because it's stuff nobody knows about. Most people are only familiar with the movies and in those the powers are always much more grounded.
Anonymous No.149774744 >>149775668
>>149774729
>DB would have to break their own rules and scale Rey off feats characters from a completely different continuity did to give her the win.
They do that all the time for marvel and dc characters
Anonymous No.149774751
>>149774708
Gil loved his people and actually had the aspects needed for a leader Artoria just got told to pull a sword out of a rock and told to lead a nation
Anonymous No.149774758 >>149774840
>>149774729
>None of that material is canon though
Didn't they use it for Obiwan vs Kakashi? If it was just the cartoons than that's still an issue.
Anonymous No.149774761
>>149774735
Thrawnbros we must get a matchup for our hero to CLEAR Legend’s name.
Anonymous No.149774769 >>149774784 >>149774793 >>149774808 >>149774842 >>149777497 >>149778112 >>149778924
How should Maka kill her?
Anonymous No.149774772 >>149774812 >>149774921 >>149774931 >>149774963 >>149774971 >>149775038
>/dbs/ is finally getting assfucked after seeming so invincible
So....are Death Battle threads less a colony and more an outright refugee camp?
Anonymous No.149774784
>>149774769
>Maka cuts Ruby in Half
>"You are a monster no more."
"I never was."
Anonymous No.149774793
>>149774769
By disarming her and stealing crescent rose to seal the final blow
Anonymous No.149774805
According to this card, Aang is bigger than the universe
Anonymous No.149774808
>>149774769
she'll cut her in half and then go "ruby... you were the real soul eater here..."
Anonymous No.149774812
>>149774772
Death Battle is a containment zone for shitposting.
Anonymous No.149774830
I wonder how they'll deal with the Ultimate Madoka sees all timelines stuff if she gets used in Death Battle. Granted that kinda got retconned when Kyubey blocked her clairvoyance in Rebellion, not to mention a fucking pebble changing things in Magia Record.
Anonymous No.149774840 >>149774868 >>149774878 >>149775130
>>149774758
I looked back at the video and I found this black box, holy shit the Naruto fans must have been so pissed off when they saw this black box overlayed over a scene of Genndy Clone Wars where everyone is on steroids.
>Yeah bro canon Obi-Wan scales above your hero despite having no impressive feats because everything that happened in Legends where random nobody force users like Starkiller can pull down Star Destroyers with just the force have the dame capabilities as canon Jedi Masters who die to sub light speed lasers
Anonymous No.149774842 >>149774894
>>149774769
The predictable answer is Genie Hunter, but they could always end it without a signature move.
Anonymous No.149774868 >>149774889
>>149774840
>Mace Windu literally destroying droids with his bear hands
Lol
Anonymous No.149774869
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149774878 >>149776292
>>149774840
It's especially retarded because it's another example of them flip flopping
>Obiwan has infinite force because that's just the way it works
>Then when Micky fights Yoda they say the force isn't infinite and can kill you if overexerted
Anonymous No.149774889
>>149774868
>bear hands
Show me those sharp, fuzzy paws. NOW.
Anonymous No.149774893
Is the RTH fatetroon just oblivious or is it a bot?
Anonymous No.149774894
>>149774842
>Slicing through stone pillars like butter
I wish I could be that strong...
Anonymous No.149774903 >>149774975 >>149775010
>>149774685
Nobody cares about fate.
Anonymous No.149774917 >>149779970 >>149781834
Anonymous No.149774918
>>149774685
Those peasants only banded together to form a rebellion because Mordred was left behind to hold Camelot and she incited them. They wouldn't do jack shit without a leader
Anonymous No.149774921 >>149777004 >>149777094
>>149774772
I never thought of /dbs/ as invincible. They have always been a big fish in a small pond.
Anonymous No.149774931 >>149774974 >>149774982
>>149774772
What’s happening to /dbs/ now?
Anonymous No.149774947 >>149774955 >>149775020 >>149775335 >>149779243
>>149774610 (OP)
It would've flopped anyway. The only fight featuring a woman that did well was Bayonetta vs Dante, and it was due to the latter's popularity and people wanting to fuck the former.
Anonymous No.149774955 >>149774961
>>149774947
>Implying no one wanted to fuck Dante
Anonymous No.149774961
>>149774955
Koslov...
Anonymous No.149774963
>>149774772
>/dbs/ is completely gone, only a thread named Daima GT Super Z is up
The fuck happened there?
Anonymous No.149774971
>>149774772
/dbs/ hasn't had Dragon Ball Super for close to a decade.
Anonymous No.149774974 >>149774982 >>149775058 >>149775343 >>149775694 >>149779185
>>149774931
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281280666/
Someone's going scorched Earth on it
Anonymous No.149774975 >>149774990
>>149774903
Shut up,Koslov's slave
Anonymous No.149774977
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous No.149774980 >>149774998 >>149775007
I'd like specific eras of characters. For example, Kid Goku up to the King Piccolo Arc. Part 1 Naruto. Ichigo in Part1 Bleach before Final Getsuga Tenshou. Luffy when Gear Third had a serious drawback. Would make for some nice lower scale death battles.
Anonymous No.149774982 >>149779014
>>149774931
After yet another porn spam /dbs/ thread that was the last straw broken, jannies have been destroying their users constantly for weeks at this point.
>>149774974
This has been happening since last month for them.
Anonymous No.149774990 >>149775000 >>149775011 >>149775022 >>149775046
>>149774975
You're the FAGGOT obsessed with FAGGOT shit, anon.
Anonymous No.149774998 >>149775017
>>149774980
Goku can kill them all in one kamehameha during King Piccolo, remove him
Anonymous No.149775000 >>149775009
>>149774990
He's just buckbroken (by me)
Anonymous No.149775007 >>149775027
>>149774980
I'd actually enjoy this but DB seems allergic to the concept
Anonymous No.149775009
>>149775000
Koslov…
Anonymous No.149775010 >>149775057 >>149775477
>>149774903
>image has facebook for one of his 4chanx searchers
Very..Very interesting...
Anonymous No.149775011 >>149775024 >>149775033
>>149774990
>You're the [SCHOLAR] obsessed with [KINO] shit, anon
This is bad because?
Anonymous No.149775017
>>149774998
I'm not saying Goku vs All of them. I just want versions of the characters before they become God tier I destroy planets, solar systems, and galaxies, oh my shit.
Anonymous No.149775020 >>149777734
>>149774947
Beerus vs Galaxia did well before it was taken down and it's the second most viewed of the reuploaded fights, and Carnage vs Lucy did just fine. Maybe they're just not using the right women.
Anonymous No.149775022
>>149774990
>This upset that Superhole canonically got RAPED and GAPED
KWAB
Anonymous No.149775024
>>149775011
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149775027
>>149775007
yeah the rule of "everyone at their strongest" fucks them over like that
Anonymous No.149775033 >>149775045 >>149775074 >>149775109
>>149775011
>admits he's a FAGGOT
>also admits that's bad out of NOWHERE
That was easy.
Anonymous No.149775038
>>149774772
This place isn't even half as schizophrenic as /dbs/ is currently so no
Anonymous No.149775045
>>149775033
Uh yeah, nothing wrong with being a Simonbro
Anonymous No.149775046
>>149774990
>FAGman whining about fag shit
KWAB
Anonymous No.149775057
>>149775010
fucks a 4chanx
Anonymous No.149775058 >>149775343
>>149774974
>1500 posts in the archive
>Not even 300 in the actual thread
Anonymous No.149775062 >>149775114 >>149775121
On one hand, I feel Ryu Hayabusa should have not lost to Strider Hiryu. On the other hand, I don't really want a rematch because Ryu is getting buffed in NG4, and Hiryu hasn't gotten shit in years other than a Metroidvania Reboot in 2014. It's basically bullying.
Anonymous No.149775074
>>149775033
Uh yeah, nothing wrong with being a Kylebro.
Anonymous No.149775109 >>149775117 >>149775118 >>149775126
>>149775033
Tell me one bad thing about being gay. Without crying.
Anonymous No.149775114
>>149775062
Yeah, no reason to redo an old forgotten episode for the sake of correcting the outcome, just make him fight Joe Musashi or something and let his new stats speak for themselves.
Anonymous No.149775117
>>149775109
CISsy keks...
Anonymous No.149775118
>>149775109
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149775121
>>149775062
Ryu and Bayo do deserve rematches, but DB ignored them. Not saying that Doomslayer didn't deserve to show up again, but it's weird they straight up skipped NG.
Anonymous No.149775123 >>149775153
*ring ring*
yes hello?
oh hold on i'll deliver the message
there's a pity win in the lobby for a mr. bruce banner. pity win for mr. bruce banner, in the lobby.
Anonymous No.149775126 >>149776451
>>149775109
taking it up the ass makes me feel good. And it's bad because I don't like that it makes me feel that way!
Anonymous No.149775130 >>149775142
>>149774840
>there are little to no differences in the powers displayed by Jedi and the Force in both of them
>Average force shit in d*sney canon are still invisible telekinetic pushes
>Meanwhile, just the swtor classes have shit like setting targets on fire, becoming invisible, reviving people, teleporting, and a long etc
Anonymous No.149775141 >>149775146 >>149775165
There is nothing wrong with being gay,just like there's nothing wrong with being a cuck
Anonymous No.149775142
>>149775130
And Obi-Wan scales above a good chunk of that shit due to scaling above Vader in canon.
Anonymous No.149775146
>>149775141
Gokubro...
Anonymous No.149775153
>>149775123
SHUT UP ABOUT THE PITY WIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Anonymous No.149775165
>>149775141
Superbro…
Anonymous No.149775169 >>149775204 >>149776112 >>149776427
>Pity Win
>When Hulk should've won since his Doomsday match
Fucking DCfags.
Anonymous No.149775173 >>149775348
Thomas Jefferson believes in Godzilla
Anonymous No.149775204 >>149775228 >>149776112
>>149775169
>Hulk beats Doomsday is the correct outcome
>This means that if Godzilla wins he beats Doomsday and most of DC by proxy
I’m okay with this.
Anonymous No.149775228
>>149775204
I mean, he almost killed Superman, and tanked a double uppercut to the lower jaw by Shazam and Super Girl, tanked getting hit by Shazam's Lightning, was able to keep track of Flash running around him, and took a Hawkgirl Mace to the back of the head.
Anonymous No.149775247 >>149775263 >>149775411
>As Kratos thrusts the Blade of Olympus towards Percy’s chest, it bounces off with a loud clang.
>Kratos staggers at the recoil and Percy draws upon his hydrokinesis to blast water from a nearby lake towards the Ghost of Sparta.
>It slams against the god and knocks the Blade of Olympus out of his hands. Before he even realizes what had happened, Kratos is pierced by Riptide.
>Percy roars and swings his blade to the side, disemboweling Kratos. Kratos gasps as his guts and intestines spilled out just like he had done to Cronos. He falls to his knees, coughing out blood.
>Percy huffs in exhaustion and points Riptide at Kratos’s neck. Kratos stares at the boy with a hint of respect in his eyes.
>”Not bad, demigod. Finish it.”
>Percy swings, swift and true, decapitating his opponent in one strike. The headless body of Kratos falls to the ground, blood oozing from its corpse.
>Suddenly, Percy sees dark clouds covering the skies, lighting sparks and crackle with power within the clouds as thunder booms. The demigod clenches his fists, sweat dripping down his face.
>”Gods, Annabeth’s gonna kill me.”
>K.O.!
Anonymous No.149775263
>>149775247
>Suddenly, 'WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA'
>Krato's blade is yanked from his hand
>Dobby now lunges at Kratos and bites out his jugular while screeching in abject fury.
Anonymous No.149775295 >>149775328
Anonymous No.149775322 >>149776049
If you lose a match you're now a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Anonymous No.149775328
>>149775295
Anonymous No.149775335 >>149775351
>>149774947
I still wonder if they had gotten the outcome right, would that episode have been disliked to hell? That MU was like a precursor to Asura vs Kratos.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NQXY95FBGLw
Anonymous No.149775343 >>149775568 >>149776005 >>149779185
>>149774974
>>149775058
Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.149775348 >>149775382
>>149775173
Are Godzilla comics good? I don’t care if they’re corny
Anonymous No.149775351
>>149775335
Bayonetta arguably stomps harder with lore shit, unless you give Dante his concept shit.
Anonymous No.149775353 >>149776018
Jesus steps closer, his presence radiating calm. Percy grits his teeth, fighting the divine aura, and swings Riptide with all his strength. The blade connects, but it dissolves into light upon touching Jesus, leaving Percy weaponless.
Percy: No way… Riptide?! Jesus raises a hand, and the ground beneath Percy trembles. Vines sprout from the earth, wrapping around Percy’s legs, pinning him. Percy struggles, summoning a burst of water to break free, but Jesus gestures, and the water evaporates into mist.
Jesus: Your courage is great, but your strength cannot overcome the divine. Percy, desperate, draws on his last reserves. He roars, summoning a massive geyser from the harbor, aiming to crush Jesus. The water surges, but Jesus points skyward. A beam of light pierces the clouds, striking the geyser and vaporizing it. The light engulfs Percy, who screams as his body begins to dissolve into shimmering mist, unable to withstand the divine power.
Percy: Annabeth… I’m sorry… The light fades. Percy is gone, only a faint trace of sea foam left on the ground. Jesus lowers his hand, his expression somber.
Jesus: Rest now, child of the sea. KO!
Anonymous No.149775382
>>149775348
Rulers of Earth is considered the best out of the IDW lineup. Only thing holding it back a smidge is they force a lesbian relation ship with two of the woman protags.
Anonymous No.149775411
>>149775247
In truth, "2.36 quintillion times the speed of light" Kratos would get speedblitzed and get his head chopped off before he could even react just like how Percy killed multiple monsters in Tartarus while he was weakened.
Anonymous No.149775477
>>149775010
can we dox this faggot with that
Anonymous No.149775568 >>149779185
>>149775343
Janny is TEACHING /dbs/
Anonymous No.149775633
Anonymous No.149775657
>Kratos impales Madoka
>Kratos: You are a monster no longer.
>Madoka:I already killed my witch self, you moron. *fades away*
>Homura: *shoots her own soul gem and dies*
>Kratos: *Looks sad and walks aways*
K.O!
Anonymous No.149775668
>>149774744
No, they pretty much always stick to 616 or whatever the current Earth in DC is called
Pretty much every other franchise gets more composited than comics.
Anonymous No.149775694
>>149774974
Everything dies.
Anonymous No.149775730 >>149775795 >>149776128 >>149776899
>/dbs/ is officially done for
How the mighty have fallen.
Anonymous No.149775770 >>149775809 >>149775823
Batkek vs Doom, or Batkek vs The Maker?
Anonymous No.149775795
>>149775730
Between the various long haired versions of Hulk and Skaar, Banner has really good hair genetics
Anonymous No.149775809
>>149775770
Maker is thematically better as a matchup but Doom stands a much better chance against the Batmanhattan who chortles in a fight
Anonymous No.149775823
>>149775770
Batkek vs GEDoom, Maker vs Hank Henshaw
Anonymous No.149776005
>>149775343
I'm not a resident but went there a week ago, made a lazy reply to somebody and instantly got banned lol. crazy place.
Anonymous No.149776018
>>149775353
Percy withstood Tartarus, an entire reality in his own right, actively trying to kill him and weakening his power. While in that situation, half dead in worse condition than ever even than the time he survives getting giganuked by being inside mt.Saint Helens when it went off and then surviving a drop from orbit, he dumpstered a Primordial he canonically shouldn't have been able to effect.

Unironically Percy probably clowns on Jesus.
Anonymous No.149776049
>>149775322
So Raiden Revengeance is now a woman.
Anonymous No.149776075
>>149774610 (OP)
Captain Planet vs Toxie (Toxic Avenger/Crusaders). I just think it would make for a fun fight with lots of puns.
Anonymous No.149776112 >>149776130 >>149776133
>>149775169
>>149775204
Mousecuck COPE
Doomsday nodifs your verse
Anonymous No.149776128
>>149775730
>need to nerf /dbs/ in order to stop them
Anonymous No.149776130 >>149776397
>>149776112
>Hulk gets the strength advantage
>only used the meteor feat from the old comics because the GODulk literally has 40 years of more comics than JOBsday
>fanfic anger limit
>applying real-life science to a comic book
Doomsday should have gotten splattered. In canon he died 7 times by brute force alone.
Anonymous No.149776133
>>149776112
Who cares about that fraud him and his entire verse got nodiffed by Simon.
Anonymous No.149776196 >>149776229 >>149776285 >>149778696
>the imperium is just collectively known as the guys who pick fights with underdeveloped aliens because they'd lose to anyone else now
KWAB
Anonymous No.149776222
>>149774610 (OP)
Sith Rey is ten times hotter than regular one
Probably ten times stronger in a fight too, Sith are usually much more competent at throwing hands 1v1
Anonymous No.149776229
>>149776196
Reminder that the Imperium of Man isn’t even the top dog of mid tier sci fi factions, EU Star Wars Galactic Empire gives them a tough fight and Halo Forerunners and Gunbuster humanity and Space Monsters turbo curbstomp their entire verse.
Anonymous No.149776247 >>149776251
>>149774685
She's adorable so I am willing to forgive everything she did.
Anonymous No.149776251 >>149776266
>>149776247
Shirou...
Anonymous No.149776266
>>149776251
Yes I'm stupid but I'm not sorry about it.
Anonymous No.149776271 >>149776364
which one's best
Snake Plissken v John McClane
Big Boss v Nick Fury
Liquid Snake v Albert Wesker
Raiden v 2B
Anonymous No.149776285 >>149776331 >>149776531 >>149778696
>>149776196
>muh outerversal warp
>Necrons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L94pP7FhPgs
Anonymous No.149776292
>>149774878
>>Obiwan has infinite force because that's just the way it works
Yeah the Force is infinite, but an individual's capability to use it is not. That's... kind of a big deal, lorewise.
Did they even read the source material or did they just skim the wiki - or some guy paraphrasing the wiki?
Anonymous No.149776331 >>149776360
>>149776285
FUARK THE GUYS WHOSE TECHNOLOGY CAN BE MATCHED BY THE FORERUNNERS BTFO’D THE CHAOS GODS
Anonymous No.149776360 >>149776377 >>149776380
>>149776331
or the warp isn't outerversal
Anonymous No.149776364 >>149777570
>>149776271
Liquid vs Wesker
Anonymous No.149776377
>>149776360
nonsense, VSBW has confirmed bloodletters are omniversal BEASTS after all
Anonymous No.149776380 >>149776450
>>149776360
It’s both, the Chaos Gods aren’t outerversal and anyone with enough tech can kick their ass without needing to be hyper giga multiversal.
Anonymous No.149776397
>>149776130
>seven times by brute force alone
Name them, with scans if possible.
Anonymous No.149776398 >>149778893
>VSBW
Anonymous No.149776427
>>149775169
pityfag is not a DCHAD
Anonymous No.149776450 >>149776491
>>149776380
Wouldn't they just respawn due to all the psychic echo from mortals?
You would need to either kill everyone in reality or completely rewrite how Warp works
Anonymous No.149776451
>>149775126
>falseflag fag slips up and actually tells the truth
That was easy. Faggots are damned and disgusting.
Anonymous No.149776466
>>149774610 (OP)
Mary Sue "strong" woman character
Anonymous No.149776481 >>149776496
>>149774683
Pretty sure she can
Anonymous No.149776491
>>149776450
If the Tyranids can also fuck with their warp presence with their Shadow Warp shit then that shouldn’t be necessary.
Anonymous No.149776496
>>149776481
Master Sloppa is a tad bit more skilled in Force fuckery than Rey...
Anonymous No.149776531 >>149776558
>>149776285
Post the necrons being a popular enough faction to ever do anything of note in the universe nowadays.
Anonymous No.149776558
>>149776531
They are popular... As a faction of jobbers and an excuse to shove the heckin wholesome epic whimsical Trazyn into every story and event
Anonymous No.149776568 >>149776591
>can lift entire mountains and shrink them down
bros…
Anonymous No.149776591
>>149776568
Sissy block level.
Anonymous No.149776899 >>149776981
>>149775730
They finally found an autist who is willing to meet them on their level and sit there deleting and banning proxies for literal days in an endurance match of who can waste the most time on 4chan.
Anonymous No.149776981
>>149776899
Fuck you
Anonymous No.149776995 >>149777057 >>149777065 >>149777578
I just punched through a wall after getting drunk and angry. What's my power level?
Anonymous No.149777004 >>149777067 >>149777076 >>149777767
>>149774921
>I never thought of /dbs/ as invincible. They have always been a big fish in a small pond.
Anonymous No.149777057
>>149776995
I’m too scared to drink beer
Anonymous No.149777065
>>149776995
>Damaging a 3 dimension object
SUPERMAN BROS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...!
Anonymous No.149777067
>>149777004
/pol/ does it better
Anonymous No.149777070
Anonymous No.149777076
>>149777004
I remember that one time the hive got stirred and literally every single thread on /a/ was /dbs/, they drove every other thread off the catalogue
Anonymous No.149777094 >>149777221 >>149777225 >>149777241 >>149777286 >>149777619 >>149777641 >>149777683
>>149774921
They were, but every empire falls.
Anonymous No.149777221
>>149777094
>where the cuckshit here comes from
Anonymous No.149777225
>>149777094
>The spics were mindbroken by luffy at the time
Lemme guess it's because his movie buried shitper hero?
Anonymous No.149777241 >>149777249 >>149777261
>>149777094
What causes this mental illness?
Anonymous No.149777249
>>149777241
Lack of a father
Anonymous No.149777261
>>149777241
Dead creator and living off recycled dead spic memes.
Anonymous No.149777271 >>149777712 >>149777930 >>149778564 >>149778574 >>149780518
DBS deserves credit for coming up with the Yabbaposting since those are often hilarious
Anonymous No.149777286 >>149777308
>>149777094
It's deeply troubling to me that anime is so dogshit that nothing meaningful has come to surplant and crush /dbs/ as the new /b/ thread of /a/
Anonymous No.149777308 >>149777321
>>149777286
No if anime was dogshit there would have been a billion replacements for /dbs/ by now, /dbs/ started becoming as bad as it is out of pure copium over the fact that the final villain of their anime was Jiren the boring alien with a lame design and even lamer backstory and motivation.
Anonymous No.149777321 >>149777353
>>149777308
You'd think a thread where 40% of the posts at any given time of the day are KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS both to annoy people and to shit on Death Battle for turbo wanking Kratos the sub mountain level fraud would realize that this is literally the same thing /dbs/ did with Jiren who they made a million shitposts with because he was KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGtos except not as retarded fanfiction but as an actual canon villain and the main and final threat of their long hyped up return of Dragon Ball.
Anonymous No.149777353 >>149777360
>>149777321
>villain
Anonymous No.149777360
>>149777353
>Tried to murder several bystanders just to spite Goku
>Not a villain
Anonymous No.149777381
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous No.149777497
>>149774769
>Ruby uses her Silver Eyes incapacitating Maka and presumes the fight is over
>Maka stands back up, no longer holding Soul
>Ruby knows somethings wrong and goes on guard
>Maka starts running at her with Ruby preparing one final attack
>SamuriClash.mp4
>Everything is still just for a moment
>Breaking the silence Crescent Rose shatters
>Ruby falls dead being cut in half
>The shot begins to zoom out revealing what had happened, that Maka had reawakened her weapon blood and had used two scythe on her arms and had cut Ruby in hald
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRD9kzzbV84
>Maka falls on the ground, exausted
>Soul walks up to her, picks her up, puts her hand around his shoulder and begins to carry her back to the nearest hospital
>*Insert bickering between the two*
Anonymous No.149777570 >>149777995
>>149776364
Isn't Wesker hypersonic?
Anonymous No.149777578
>>149776995
Matched with Kratos.
Anonymous No.149777619
>>149777094
Based.
Anonymous No.149777641
>>149777094
>40 threads
Impressive.
Anonymous No.149777671 >>149777679
>>149774610 (OP)
Hulk vs zilla is toxic too according to prediction bloggers so what's gonna be there excuses going forward? We're not sexist? Lol
Anonymous No.149777679 >>149780582
>>149777671
Hulk vs. Godzilla mostly just screws things up for Hulk in the future due to all of the hyperwanking. As it stands now, his only valid opponents would be beings who are stronger than Eternity.
Anonymous No.149777683
>>149777094
/dbs/ was strong...
Anonymous No.149777712 >>149777716
>>149777271
This, I don't even use it just for kek posting, but I just use it to mean like general sexual excitement. It's hilarious.
Anonymous No.149777715 >>149777718
All bow to the one true KING.
Anonymous No.149777716
>>149777712
LET’S A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149777718
>>149777715
Oops wrong pic
Anonymous No.149777734 >>149777799
>>149775020
I think Beerus and Cassidy are doing a lot of the heavy lifting (well I say that, but the brand names of Sailor Moon and Elfen Lied also helps).
Anonymous No.149777742
>>149774610 (OP)
Rey is all the jedi.
Anonymous No.149777767
>>149777004
I wish Dragon Ball didn't get this plague of shitposting attached to it. I really like Dragon Ball and to a degree I am a "scaler" for the series. But goddamn, it invites some of the worst spam possible.
Anonymous No.149777776
Anonymous No.149777780
>>149774729
Korra is a terrible fighter, and nothing in her arsenal can stop a lightsaber from chopping her into pieces
Anonymous No.149777799
>>149777734
They were evenly popular as in people knew who they were.
Anonymous No.149777811 >>149777829
Your hero is subsonic.
Anonymous No.149777829 >>149777845 >>149777846 >>149777861
>>149777811
...If they are not a VILTRUMITE BVLL.
Anonymous No.149777845 >>149777851
>>149777829
Show him getting clocked by that subsonic "speedster"
Anonymous No.149777846
>>149777829
None of the fights in DB get to this level of speed and destruction. Subsonic verse.
Anonymous No.149777848
Invinciblespics woke up. Get ready for 18 hours of smart atom wank.
Anonymous No.149777851
>>149777845
Red Rush was fast enough to be in two places at once and carry on a conversation without her noticing anything wrong. He is WAY above subsonic.
Anonymous No.149777861
>>149777829
Thragg
Conquest
Anissa
Battlebeast
Allen upscale
Anonymous No.149777865 >>149777873 >>149777879 >>149777888 >>149777903 >>149777904 >>149777934 >>149780638
Anonymous No.149777873 >>149777987
>>149777865
Mark after taking multiple hits at omniversal attack potency. Each one of those hits could have destroyed most of the Marvel and DC multiverses.
Anonymous No.149777879 >>149777886 >>149777987
>>149777865
Mark after beating Superman to a bloody pulp.
Anonymous No.149777886 >>149777893 >>149777987
>>149777879
Superman wouldn't even be able to hurt Mark.
Anonymous No.149777888
>>149777865
Mark after tanking Simon's giga drill breaker
Anonymous No.149777893 >>149777987
>>149777886
That’s not Mark’s blood…
Anonymous No.149777903
>>149777865
Mark after effortlessly destroying every Japanese mecha verse
Anonymous No.149777904 >>149777910 >>149777987
>>149777865
This is Mark after fighting the entire Marvel and DC cosmology at the same time.
Anonymous No.149777910 >>149777987
>>149777904
That's not fair. A single smart atom has more power than those entire things combined.
Anonymous No.149777930
>>149777271
>DBS deserves credit for coming up with the Yabbaposting since those are often hilarious
It became unfunny after the first month.
Anonymous No.149777934
>>149777865
Mark after getting no diffed by Condiment King
Anonymous No.149777937
the most powerful Japanese mecha's most powerful weapon would be no more effective than swinging a feather at or shining a flashlight on Omni-Man.
Anonymous No.149777944
Anonymous No.149777952
E N T E R
Anonymous No.149777956
No smart atoms...?
Anonymous No.149777965 >>149777992
>SHIT Atoms
Let me just turn those off quick
Anonymous No.149777970 >>149777978 >>149780482
Kuckman must have got beaten up on halloween from someone in a Superman costume with this level of cope.
Anonymous No.149777975
>Oh god Hulk, I didn't mean to... you should have told me you were sensitive before I tried to high five you...
Anonymous No.149777978
>>149777970
I like to think he's the one making all of the Invincible gigawank posts in these threads. They're full of the level of seethe I'd expect from him.
Anonymous No.149777987 >>149777996 >>149778004 >>149778025 >>149778938
>>149777873
>>149777879
>>149777886
>>149777893
>>149777904
>>149777910
>SUPERMAN SUPERMAN SUPERMAN
Post Mark not needing extreme outside help to even TAMPER with a single planet.
Anonymous No.149777992 >>149778010
>>149777965
A single smart atom contains more power than Godzilla's entire multiverse
Anonymous No.149777993 >>149778002
Mark vs Hulk would canonically go like this.
Anonymous No.149777995
>>149777570
So is Liquid via chainscaling; he's also identical to Solid Snake who's a clone of Big Boss so you can argue their stats would be identical.
Anonymous No.149777996
>>149777987
You should not have posted that...
Anonymous No.149778001
HUUURRRGGHH, PLEASE NO RIP OFF HULK HEAD! HULK SORRY, HULK SORRY!
Anonymous No.149778002
>>149777993
all that power and Mark couldn't stop the abortion
Anonymous No.149778004 >>149778013
>>149777987
How did Superman do this without magic? These planets would fall apart if he was dragging them like this, with a chain that pierces every core.
Anonymous No.149778008 >>149778011 >>149778016
Did Kirkman really draw this many pictures of his OC beating up Hulk/Superman? Lmao holy cringe.
Anonymous No.149778010
>>149777992
...which makes jet jaguar even more powerful since it can program those atoms and shut them down harder.
Anonymous No.149778011
>>149778008
Ottley is the artist
Anonymous No.149778013 >>149778599 >>149778607 >>149780722
>>149778004
It's pre-crisis Superman. It's not really fair to use him in any versus context. His powers were always exactly whatever was needed for the plot, no matter how ridiculous. They did tone him down eventually, mainly so he didn't solo Anti-Monitor by using his super breath to propel Anti-Monitor out of the multiverse or something.
Anonymous No.149778016
>>149778008
>holy cringe
>unlike my deviant art of hulk fucking goku in the ass
Anonymous No.149778020 >>149778022 >>149778026
Everything about Invincible just feels so edgy and petty.
Anonymous No.149778022 >>149778027
>>149778020
Hey, at least it's not The Boys.
Anonymous No.149778024
>AAAAIIIEEEEEE, THIS AIN'T FUN AND EXCITIN' ANYMORE! SAVE ME BEERUS!!
Anonymous No.149778025
>>149777987
I FUCKING
CAN'T.
Anonymous No.149778026
>>149778020
At least it's not the mcu
Anonymous No.149778027
>>149778022
The Boys at least tries to play everything off as satire. Invincible just feels like Kirkman is constantly seething.
Anonymous No.149778031 >>149778038 >>149778044
Post viltrumites resisting CHADcid
Anonymous No.149778033
Anonymous No.149778036
How did Eve even abort Mark's child anyway? Wouldn't the child be made of smart atoms?
Anonymous No.149778038 >>149778066
>>149778031
Invincible bros...? Surely there is a solid showing of this...?
Anonymous No.149778044 >>149778061 >>149780007
>>149778031
They have surface of the sun resistance. That should be enough to tank a UK acid attack.
Anonymous No.149778061 >>149778074 >>149779111
>>149778044
>Merely surface of the sun
Endeavor could KILL him.
Anonymous No.149778066
>>149778038
>Oooooh mama, gimme those cowtits. My smart atoms can take your acidic juices
Anonymous No.149778074
>>149778061
Endeavor vs Immortal would have been more fitting. And would make for a more fair fight.
Anonymous No.149778112
>>149774769
She will cut both her arms at different heights, Ruby will look horrified at her disfigured body and try to fight with only her stumps this will culminate with Maka slicing her in half from shoulder height
Anonymous No.149778124 >>149778128 >>149778131 >>149778153 >>149778262
You DO know at least post-graduate level theoretical physics and computer science right? Right?
Bruce Banner No.149778128
>>149778124
N-no...
Anonymous No.149778131
>>149778124
S-Spacebattles DEITY, please do no mock our lower educations...
Anonymous No.149778134 >>149778143
>Tom and Jerry are canon in Touhou
What a BOUNDLESS verse!
Anonymous No.149778143
>>149778134
I want to fuck Orin so bad
Anonymous No.149778153 >>149778253
>>149778124
Futa on male btw.
Anonymous No.149778196 >>149778210
Omni-Man could no-diff Franklin Richards
Anonymous No.149778208
Franklin Richards destroys Invincible's cosmology by moving his pinky finger
Anonymous No.149778210
>>149778196
At best he could use his mouth to circumcise him
Anonymous No.149778225 >>149780773
>casually destroys all stars in the universe because he was drunk
Anonymous No.149778253
>>149778153
Anon..........
"who wins?" No.149778254 >>149778410
ADVENT vs Combine

who wins?
Anonymous No.149778261
Who actually wins Monokuma vs Korosensei? I remember that the former stomped in the g1 blog
Anonymous No.149778262
>>149778124
Xeleechads...
Anonymous No.149778265 >>149778277
Pity win banner
Anonymous No.149778277 >>149778284
>>149778265
...but enough about this banner
Anonymous No.149778284
>>149778277
Flash won that btw.
Anonymous No.149778325 >>149778371
Post a SINGLE VILTRUMITE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!
Anonymous No.149778349
>MarkKEKS getting upitty
Anonymous No.149778368
Mark is shit since we see his alternate versions get killed. Check & mate.
Anonymous No.149778371 >>149778404 >>149778662
>>149778325
https://youtu.be/5VPrFWaGqTE
Anonymous No.149778404
>>149778371
>size of Texas
>weakest GODulk smashed that meteor
>twice the size of the Earth
Why are ViltrumiteSISSIES so weak?
Anonymous No.149778410 >>149778675
>>149778254
Are we talking about the really poor Combine we fight in HL2 or the entire empire?
Anonymous No.149778524
>This is the closest we'll ever get to a Jean vs Ikki DB
Anonymous No.149778564
>>149777271
Sullying an iconic phrase with cuckold shit isn't funny.
Anonymous No.149778574 >>149778584
>>149777271
Sullying an iconic phrase with cuckold shit is funny.
Anonymous No.149778584
>>149778574
Samecuck...
Anonymous No.149778585
Christ alive. How is this Invincible shitposter still going? These threads are going to be stuck with cuckposting half the day and Invincible baitposting the other half.
Anonymous No.149778599
>>149778013
>It's pre-crisis Superman. It's not really fair to use him in any versus context. His powers were always exactly whatever was needed for the plot, no matter how ridiculous
Pre crisis Superman still happened in the canon and there's multiple cases of post-crisis superman remembering and scaling to him.
Anonymous No.149778607
>>149778013
>Mark cope
Anonymous No.149778608 >>149778655
Who would be able to solve the Kira case first, Bruce or IT?
Anonymous No.149778655
>>149778608
Bruce
Anonymous No.149778662
>>149778371
Omni-Man was TEACHING Mark.....
Anonymous No.149778666 >>149778678
"who wins?" No.149778675
>>149778410
uhh
what happens with both?
Anonymous No.149778678
>>149778666
SATANtos...
Anonymous No.149778696 >>149778714
>>149776196
>>149776285
It's funny how you guys are so midwit that you can't understand w40k
Anonymous No.149778714
>>149778696
This is the downplay-everything-but-hulk-and-invincible thread
Anonymous No.149778721 >>149778738 >>149778745 >>149778761 >>149778954
*Wakes up*
Anonymous No.149778733
Watashi no wa Jetto Jagga

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
Anonymous No.149778738
>>149778721
Demonbane victim
Anonymous No.149778745 >>149778761
>>149778721
>defeats you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-B2v3Bsg9Q
Anonymous No.149778761
>>149778745
>>149778721
kek
Anonymous No.149778886 >>149778904 >>149778916 >>149779116
Who's strong enough to fight her?
Anonymous No.149778893
>>149776398
Does this make Dash Baxter outerversal
Anonymous No.149778904 >>149778923
>>149778886
My cock.
Anonymous No.149778916 >>149778944
>>149778886
Anonymous No.149778923 >>149778939
>>149778904
-gets crushed under her heel.
Anonymous No.149778924 >>149778990
>>149774769
Maka beheads Ruby with her scythe.
BUT Ruby dodges last second and then burns away Maka's soul with her silver eyes, which she could tottally do, trust me, I'm 100% not making shit up.
Anonymous No.149778938
>>149777987
I like how superman can sometimes do this but other times he struggles to budge Earth alone, like in the ass rape comic
Anonymous No.149778939
>>149778923
I didn't ask for a erection, but ok.
Anonymous No.149778944
>>149778916
Anonymous No.149778954 >>149779038
>>149778721
Idgi, wouldn’t anyone with basic reality warping resistance just no diff this fraud?
Anonymous No.149778975 >>149779116
Thinking on it,I don't really see Ruby vs Maka doing that well views wise.
Anonymous No.149778986 >>149779402
Explain w40k to me
Anonymous No.149778990
>>149778924
Ruby should just RAPE Maka.
Anonymous No.149779014
>>149774982
It looks like Superman and Thor are planning to sodomize Goku and Vegeta again.
Anonymous No.149779038 >>149779079 >>149779189
>>149778954
it's not really reality warping, it's more that reality flows from Azathoth's court down to the lower universes
but even if you ignore that he still casually destroys planets without even noticing
Anonymous No.149779079 >>149779189
>>149779038
and here's the part about the court's role in the cosmology
Anonymous No.149779110
fight ends with me giving both Ruby and Maka a creampie
Anonymous No.149779111
>>149778061
>nuclear flame chainscaling
The fact that they're not even blue like Dabi, despite the creator making Touya's flames turn blue when they crossed the 2000 degree threshold, indicates that they're not nearly as hot as powerscalers have convinced themselves. They are written as fire after all, and not nuclear fusion. Really, if we had that massive sustained fireball in the final fight with solar temperatures, we'd expect their surroundings to turn to molten slag. Endeavor can make them turn white though, meaning they're probably around 1500C in this case, probably more than 1650 since he can melt through concrete with Hell Spider. It makes more sense this way, since there's a limit to how hot a combustion reaction can get, with pure oxygen reactions capping out at about 5000C.
Anonymous No.149779116
>>149778886
Sailor Moon?
>>149778975
It was never going to do well, the only RWBY episode that got views was Yang vs Tifa which happened around the peak of its popularity and was carried by coming off as ragebait (Yang wins, with her theme song playing, a literal RWBY ad at the end of the animation, and Tifa getting cucked by a borderline NLF despite having an initial strength advantage). The only reason the matchup stuck around for so long is because Ben promised it to Monty.
Anonymous No.149779130 >>149779174 >>149780888
Does Kyle and JB have any good matchups?
Anonymous No.149779174
>>149779130
Shinji and Eva unit 01.
Anonymous No.149779185
>>149774974
>>149775343
>>149775568
Literal tranny discord tier avatarfags tried to insert xirselfs onto /dbs/. They were shitting up the threads for like 2 years before Janny finally laid the law down and banned them for spamming and flooding, now they cower in fear as /ghosts/ in the archives.
Anonymous No.149779189 >>149779264
>>149779038
>>149779079
Yeah… this doesn’t say what you think it does. Popeye no sold all of reality being turned off, he no doffs AzaFRAUD.
Anonymous No.149779206
I just had a dream about the Godzilla preview
>preview starts with a clip of an interview for the first film where the guy being interviewed said if they could he wished they made the movie better
>the rest of the preview was 33% a Gumball preview talking about his series and the rest was just unrelated ramblings
>preview ends with Wiz saying 67% and both breaking character to laugh uncontrollably
>only mention of Godzilla was the clip at the start
some people theorised they were trying to hide Ultima or the fight was actually going to be another joke fight
Anonymous No.149779243 >>149779251 >>149779371 >>149779405
>>149774947
The Creators of DmC and Bayonetta reaction : "That Death Battle shit is garbage," will never not be funny to me. Because he wasn't just calling that episode garbage. He called Death Battle in general garbage.
Anonymous No.149779251 >>149779371
>>149779243
He said that because Goku losing to Superman was retarded.
Anonymous No.149779258 >>149779269 >>149779278 >>149779280
>Requires a basic understanding of quantum mechanics to comprehend its attacks
>This filters out 99% of all powerscalers
Anonymous No.149779264
>>149779189
SHITeye is street level
Anonymous No.149779269 >>149779275
>>149779258
Didn’t filter out the 1940s Japanese military.
Anonymous No.149779275 >>149779289
>>149779269
It did, actually. Ultima had to give them the Oxygen Destroyer.
This was mentioned in the book.
Anonymous No.149779278 >>149779299
>>149779258
Hulk smash.
Anonymous No.149779280 >>149779299 >>149779308
>>149779258
not really. it's made up shit that uses aesthetic sciencebabble like most capeshit
Anonymous No.149779289 >>149779299
>>149779275
>cope
Lmao. Ultima is such a jobber fraud.
Anonymous No.149779299 >>149779326
>>149779278
>>149779280
>>149779289
>Filtered by CHADth
Leave.
Anonymous No.149779302
HEY ANONS

Orgyfag here
I’m not doing it anymore because of too much attention and I’m lazy

So I’m just talking requests

I’m not drawing these:
Dante
Erza
Korra
Po
Naturo
Goku
Superman
Raphael
Yang
Apocalypse 69
Ichigo

And only death battle characters
Anonymous No.149779308 >>149779311 >>149779321
>>149779280
Post ONE thing wrong with Ultima when it comes to science or math.
Anonymous No.149779311 >>149779314 >>149779334
>>149779308
I can't because I don't know SHIT about science or math...
Anonymous No.149779314
>>149779311
Marvel writers....
Anonymous No.149779320
I don't give a SHIT about Ultima, the REAL GOAT will take care of the CULCK
Anonymous No.149779321 >>149779349 >>149779361
>>149779308
Pretty sure it’s some kind of fallacy to use a bunch of confusing words to say your opponent is ignorant in an argument.
Anonymous No.149779326
>>149779299
Hulk scales above math.
Anonymous No.149779334
>>149779311
/dbg/...
Anonymous No.149779349 >>149779408
>>149779321
Anonymous No.149779361 >>149779408
>>149779321
>/dbg/ goes to advanced physics class
>"Umm, isn't it some kind of fallacy to use these confusing words to teach us math?"
Kek
Anonymous No.149779371
>>149779243
>>149779251
That's what people with brains think.
Anonymous No.149779395 >>149779403 >>149779410 >>149779421 >>149779553 >>149779594
>Character is a million billion times the speed of light
>They can still see when moving at those speeds
Anonymous No.149779401 >>149779425
BRING ME HULK
Anonymous No.149779402 >>149779497
>>149778986
https://youtu.be/N61aKhCh258?si=2oXRQUpJ4zI7T5kw

https://youtu.be/pZuYt1QlzMw?si=rZm4_lH-2lZic-aH

https://youtu.be/4Oavy7VNDCM?si=fuc3IYIUlJDQrWfZ

https://youtu.be/vowSffu1zqI?si=jLptW0xlrQzLC5dH
Anonymous No.149779403
>>149779395
FTL characters are all frauds
Anonymous No.149779405
>>149779243
Well, he's not wrong either way.

I wonder how many people he has blocked to date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLGGeSLCu9o
Anonymous No.149779408 >>149779424
>>149779349
>>149779361
>BVLLgpt agrees with me
PhDsissies...
Anonymous No.149779410
>>149779395
they're a million billion times the speed of light in our universe but in their universe light is faster then normal
Anonymous No.149779421 >>149779477
>>149779395
>Character is a million billion times the speed of light
That's the neat part, they aren't.
Anonymous No.149779424 >>149779445
>>149779408
Counterpoint
Anonymous No.149779425
>>149779401
BRING ME HU- wait a minute..... is... is that a COLLEGE POST-GRADUATE STUDENT AND A JANKY ROBOT!? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPARE ME YUN AND MEI-SAMA DON'T DIAGONALIZE MY ORTHOGONALS IT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS PLEASE NO NOT THE BUILDING LEVEL ROBOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149779435 >>149779451
Reminder that Jet Jaguar was literally invincible and had infinite computational power, and it still died a billion times against Godzilla
Anonymous No.149779445
>>149779424
Kneel now.
Anonymous No.149779451 >>149779468 >>149779615
>>149779435
>Jet Jaguar was literally invincible
Post the feat
>infinite computational power,
And yet only building level attack power
Anonymous No.149779453
Anonymous No.149779465
Post Bruce Banner doing any real math or science beyond the high school level
Anonymous No.149779468
>>149779451
Um...well, you s-see....
Anonymous No.149779477
>>149779421
Honestly, saying character is X times the speed of light is pointless. If you can go FTL...at all. You don't HAVE a speed limit.
Anonymous No.149779493 >>149779669
>Superman? EHHH!! MEEH! HE'S TOO POWERFUL! FLYINGH BRICK! HE CAN DRAG PLANETS!! I'M A FAGGOT!!!

>LE Hulky? UMMMM SOOOO COOOOL!!! HE CAN PUNCH MULTIVERSES! HE CAN BREAK SHAKLES MADE FROM REALITY! UMMM OOOUUGH THERE'S A COMPANY MANDATE THAT SAYS HE ALWAYS WINS AND CAN NEVER EVER LOSE BECAUSE HE CAN ASSUME TEN BILLION DIFFERENT HULKY WULKY FORMERINOS!!!! HE'S THE BEST AND REMINDS ME OF MY WIFE'S BULL ONLY GREEN!!!!!
Anonymous No.149779496 >>149779515
Hulk could literally change the concept of math by clapping really hard.
Anonymous No.149779497
>>149779402
https://youtu.be/sfskDIN-Hc0?si=W1MJli9msMtwZc9n

https://youtu.be/z_nKJZmDjH0?si=awhU_mh6pMknKNYq

https://youtu.be/v59YCI5E_6A?si=E2crxdDP2vntrT9T

https://youtu.be/z_nKJZmDjH0?si=OVaAAdC08FvGfmOJ

https://youtu.be/8-_8Ie5_CS0?si=3klrJg4ak0xVhFte
Anonymous No.149779515 >>149779528
>>149779496
He does scale above Eternity
Anonymous No.149779518
Anonymous No.149779528 >>149779546
>>149779515
No, he doesn't
Anonymous No.149779530
>zillamelty and projection
Heh.
Anonymous No.149779546 >>149779565 >>149779572 >>149779635
>>149779528
Starting to get Kratos vs Asura cope flashbacks...
Anonymous No.149779553
>>149779395
Anonymous No.149779554 >>149779570 >>149779574 >>149779591
I'm sick and tired of the same fags in spandex being rebooted for 1000 fucking years.
Here's a challenge for you nerds. Give me a good comic recommendation that has:
>a clear beginning middle and end.
>little to no reboots. One single canon run.
>no fucking crossovers in it. I don't want to see Supercuck or Spidercuck in it.
Anonymous No.149779565
>>149779546
It just means that the chains were weak and Galactus was even weaker. Checks out with the new Fan4stick
Anonymous No.149779570 >>149779577
>>149779554
Why, Invincible of course, Robert Kukman's daring and no-holds barred deconstruction of the genre :)
Anonymous No.149779572 >>149779660 >>149779675
>>149779546
>Thor slander
reminder that he has always held back against Hulk
Anonymous No.149779574 >>149779642
>>149779554
Luther Strode
Anonymous No.149779577
>>149779570
it has spawn as a crossover
Anonymous No.149779591
>>149779554
the Archie Sonic reboot
>but the Mega Man crossover
filler that can be skipped
Anonymous No.149779594 >>149779612
>>149779395
Touhou characters (MFTL++++++++++++ btw) are just built different (quite literally) they don't need light to see and the humans that need said light can just create their own to keep up when fighting at hyper speed
Anonymous No.149779602
does hulk and godzilla like ass or boobs more
Anonymous No.149779605 >>149779623 >>149779633
His wins? Not many.

But you will respect the Ultimate Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.149779609 >>149779637
.
Anonymous No.149779610
*after one casual atomic pulse from Heisei Godzilla*
Anonymous No.149779612 >>149779652
>>149779594
>Can create their own light so they can see.
Then, whats stopping me from just not allowing them to create their own light?
Anonymous No.149779615 >>149779645
>>149779451
>Post the feat
It was literally in the episode
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Together
Here is a short synopsis if you don't want to watch it
>Pelops II discovers a visage of Michiyuki Ashihara and finds that the program to make Jet Jaguar invincible that Yun had previously asked them to calculate was reacting to the visage
And remember that Jet Jaguar was drawing from the same Archetype shenanigans that allowed Godzilla to just say "No" to dying.
Anonymous No.149779618 >>149779696
>>149774610 (OP)
I've seen this being thrown around a few times even before the show. Even if we keep Kid Oliver I'm sure Damian still dies but shit did DC give him any crazy shit? Surely the son of Batman has something up his ass
Anonymous No.149779619
>Godzilla: YOU CAN'T WIN, THE JAPANESE CONTRACT SAYS SO AND ACCORDING TO THE NOVEL MY ULTIMA VERSION IS A TRANSDIMENSIONAL, DREAM WITHIN A DREAM WITHIN A HYPERSPACE OF CONCEPTUAL ARCHETYPES ACROSS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SINGULARITY OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES OF REALITY AND NON REALITY AMONG COUNTLE-
>Hulk: SMASH!!
Anonymous No.149779620 >>149779630 >>149779689
>Banner is smarter than Amadeus Cho who can perform billions of calculations in his head and is smarter than a hypercomputer
>Hulk can resist reality warping from higher dimensional beings like Mephisto
>Hulk can just say no to the laws of the universe being rewritten via Pactum Aeternus
>Hulk is so strong that characters with the ability to adapt to powerful hell lords like Hela instead chose to run away from him
>Hulk scales above an amped Thor who killed an amped Galactus
>Hulk can shake infinite dimensions
>Hulk can even destroy dimensions
>Hulk can punch spacetime itself somehow
>Hulk can absorb an infinite amount of radiation and can fight forever
>Hulk can regenerate from his skeleton or a literal pile of guts
>Hulk can just revive immediately even if he somehow dies
Tick... tock... Godzilla is gonna get smashed...
Anonymous No.149779623 >>149779639
>>149779605
He beats Kratos tho
Anonymous No.149779626
Bruce Banner's mind is infinite and can solve Ultima
Anonymous No.149779630 >>149779669 >>149781157
>>149779620
You'd be calling this character a Mary Sue if he wasn't part of your capeshit
Anonymous No.149779633
>>149779605
How does he beat MahiGOAT?
Anonymous No.149779635
>>149779546
Well it isn't so much a matter of cope as it a disagreement on the basis of the argument.
Like if I believe that Superman has a core power range than is planetary at maximum because most of his stories peak there, but you believe Superman is multiversal because he has some cases where he single handily deals with a multiversal threat, then neither of us are exactly wrong because our premises don't match.
Anonymous No.149779637
>>149779609
>The Hulk would have died from falling onto a train
>Something even Shin (the weakest Godzilla in terms of durability) easily tanked
Anonymous No.149779639 >>149779655
>>149779623
doesn't he have way worse feats then Kratos?
Anonymous No.149779642
>>149779574
Thx I'll check it out.
Anonymous No.149779645 >>149779666
>>149779615
>"Invincible" in this context just means getting really big and strong
Lmao
>was drawing from the same Archetype shenanigans that allowed Godzilla to just say "No" to dying.
Post the feat
Anonymous No.149779652 >>149779657
>>149779612
GODhou characters can change the effects of their spell cards on the fly by just changing names, even if you somehow counter one source of light they can just pop another one on a pinch
Anonymous No.149779655
>>149779639
Feats don't mean anything when you have statements and chainscaling to draw from.
Anonymous No.149779657 >>149779774
>>149779652
and yet they can't breathe properly on the top of a mountain
Anonymous No.149779660 >>149779673
>>149779572
Wouldn't this mean that Thor has gained yet another inextricable source of power even after Hulk's gamma energy was removed from Thor? Now he's forever tied to the Green Door, which should mean he can't stay dead.
Anonymous No.149779666 >>149779701
>>149779645
>D-Doesn't count
Sorry, Jet Jaguar was literally invincible.
>Post the feat
Someone posted the feat in an earlier thread. It's after his second form nukes itself and gets carbonized. He just comes back to life because he wanted to.
Both of these feats are in the show.
Anonymous No.149779669
>>149779493
>>149779630
HNNG!~
Anonymous No.149779673 >>149779683 >>149779684
>>149779660
It seems like you need to have gamma for a prolonged period of time to get a Green Door. Tons of Marvel characters got Hulked out during Hulked Out Heroes and then never had a Green Door like Wolverine.
Anonymous No.149779675 >>149779695 >>149779699
>>149779572
So you're telling me that Hulk stalemated Hulkified All-father Herald of Galactus Thor in base form. Titan Hulk or World Breaker didn't even didn't come up btw
Anonymous No.149779683 >>149779702
>>149779673
wait so would classic Marvel Godzilla gain access to the door?
Anonymous No.149779684
>>149779673
But anon, Wolverine came back from the dead too.
Anonymous No.149779689 >>149779709 >>149779725
>>149779620
Jet Jaguar's computer is actually infinitely faster than Banner's. It can perform an infinite number of calculations instantly.
Despite this, it still concluded that killing Godzilla was impossible. The novelization hammers it in that the Orthogonal Diagonalizer activating had a 0% chance of doing anything, but a miracle caused it to succeed.
Anonymous No.149779695
>>149779675
Well not quite. Hulked Thor stalemated Thorred Hulk.
Anonymous No.149779696
>>149779618
Nope. Damian is better off fighting X-23.
Anonymous No.149779699
>>149779675
>So you're telling me that Hulk stalemated Hulkified All-father Herald of Galactus Thor in base form
no
Anonymous No.149779701 >>149779734
>>149779666
>Jet Jaguar was literally invincible.
>Pelops II discovers a visage of Michiyuki Ashihara and finds that the program to make Jet Jaguar invincible that Yun had previously asked them to calculate was reacting to the visage. Moments later, Salunga destroys the calculator.
>The Orthogonal Diagonalizer activates, causing Jet Jaguar to grow to 100 meters in height and allowing it to save Yun from Godzilla's atomic breath.
That's it, that's all the "invincible" means in this context
If you weren't a lazy fag and actually posted a clip from the show to show the extent of what that invincibility meant or if it was impressive, maybe you'd have more ground to stand on

>Someone posted the feat in an earlier thread.
I'm talking about Jet Jaguar having Godzilla's exact same ability
>after his second form nukes itself and gets carbonized. He just comes back to life because he wanted to.
We established in the same thread he just tanked it, formed a shell and then broke out of it
Anonymous No.149779702
>>149779683
Would Marvel Godzilla be connected to TOBA?
Anonymous No.149779703 >>149779730
Smart
Atoms
DONE
Anonymous No.149779709 >>149779728
>>149779689
>Despite this, it still concluded that killing Godzilla was impossible
Yeah I guess a building buster killing a city buster is a bit of a tall ask
Anonymous No.149779724 >>149779779
Kek this is gonna be the biggest fraudcheck of the entire show.
Anonymous No.149779725 >>149779740 >>149779763 >>149780241
>>149779689
>It can perform an infinite number of calculations instantly
This isn't how it works. Both the anime and the novel spell out that the way the super-calculator works is by sending information into the past in a time loop to effectively re-use time, an irl theory about how to solve problems using CTC. That means that from an outside perspective the computer effectively calculates at infinite speed because it does all its calculation work in the past. But the reason they don't just instantly calculate the OD code is because if they loop too shortly into the future the computer will explode from combinatorial explosion, and if they loop too far in the future space-time breaking fucks with the calculations. When the calculator actually got the opportunity to run and find the OD's code, it succeeded instantly.
Anonymous No.149779728
>>149779709
just to what they did with GMK Godzilla
Anonymous No.149779730
>>149779703
For all the 'smart atoms' they are made why do viltrumites just fly at things clearly stronger then them and splatter themselves like idiots?
Anonymous No.149779734 >>149779759
>>149779701
His entire body was carbonized, anon.
>If you posted a clip from the show
The show just depicts the literally invincible Jet Jaguar still getting killed by Ultima a billion times.
>I'm talking about Jet Jaguar having Godzilla's exact same ability
He's taking the "literally invincible" ability from SHIVA, who is literally another "branch" of Godzilla.
Anonymous No.149779740 >>149779766
>>149779725
>Zillafags leaving out crucial context
This is resembling Kyle vs Simon more and more by the day
Anonymous No.149779759 >>149779827
>>149779734
>His entire body was carbonized,
That is not stated anywhere in the clip that was posted
>depicts the literally invincible Jet Jaguar
The show defines "invincible" as "Jet Jaguar grows to 100 feet tall". That means nothing. Hulk has beaten "omnipotent" entities that operate on a scale and cosmology far beyond Singular Point.
>He's taking the "literally invincible" ability from SHIVA
Post the feat
Anonymous No.149779763 >>149779869
>>149779725
From an outside perspective, that's still an infinite speed computer.
The reason why they don't instantly calculate the OD code is because the code literally doesn't exist.
>"And this is a very difficult thing to say. The parameters," the Perot 2 in me said. The parameters of the orthogonal diagonalizer that will make the hypertime calculator, the singularity, and Godzilla disappear. I finally understand what is meant by that precise statement, that no conclusion is offered. It didn't exist," my inner Perot 2 told me apologetically. You can't find something that doesn't exist," the ears of the dog-shaped representation are pricking up. Well, I thought to myself, "Well, that's possible. It is possible. No matter how powerful a computer you have.
Anonymous No.149779766 >>149779808 >>149779827 >>149780241
>>149779740
The whole climax of the show is Pelops, the AI assistant, entering the super-calculator right as the catastrophe is about to occur and looping across thousands of timelines to perform the calculation for the OD's code. Since the universe was about to break it realizes that the only way to get the info in the right place is to send it into the past in the form of a song the characters heard at the beginning of the show, which creates a bootstrap loop and allows Jet Jaguar to use the code that was inside it the entire time to grow in size and detonate the OD and kill Godzilla.
Basically it's complicated and required a lot of factors, but the reason it was complicated is because of the specific factors of the show and the characters having limited options.
Anonymous No.149779774
>>149779657
The humans like Reimu and Marisa need it, most Touhou characters however are Gods or Youkai and those don't need air to survive.
Anonymous No.149779779
>>149779724
Kratos vs Asura mogs desu.
Anonymous No.149779787 >>149779799 >>149779800 >>149779831
Post your hero actually being happy
Anonymous No.149779799 >>149779822
>>149779787
Anonymous No.149779800 >>149779822
>>149779787
Anonymous No.149779808 >>149779849
>>149779766
This doesn't really sound complicated at all. It sounds like the normal human military with some super sci-fi tech like a giant robot is struggling with a monster that can maybe destroy a few city blocks at a time if it really tries, which sounds expected. It also sounds like Godzilla is unable to create an avatar that can physically destroy the universe with brute strength, which is well below the level stated for Hulk by Death Battle in past episodes.

The fact that a normal human military + some tech that might be impressive to someone on Spider-Man's tier needed something that didn't exist to beat Godzilla honestly because they couldn't just kill him with their weaponry sounds so beyond irrelevant to a fight against Hulk.
Anonymous No.149779817
I like Invincible because it's a deconstruction of common super hero tropes while also being a better storyline than the vast majority of the works it is deconstructing.
Anonymous No.149779818 >>149779909
KIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOSSSS *cums mightily*
Anonymous No.149779822
>>149779799
>>149779800
>Lex and monkey posted less then 10 seconds of each other
kek
Anonymous No.149779827 >>149779978
>>149779759
The show doesn't define "Invincible" in that way at all. It just says that "Jet Jaguar is invincible". You are the one assuming that's all there is to it, even though we see that Godzilla Ultima (a similar being) has a lot more to him than just appearances.
>Post the feat
>"Shiva and Godzilla are just different manifestations of the same singularity."
>>149779766
For extra context, the novelization says that Pelops II still couldn't find the proper code without an actual miracle.
Anonymous No.149779831
>>149779787
Anonymous No.149779836 >>149779845
Just watched an amazing netorare hentai and it got me even more hyped to watch my hero Bruce Banner in action
Anonymous No.149779845 >>149779877
>>149779836
Name?
Anonymous No.149779849 >>149780036
>>149779808
Godzilla destroys the universe by just growing large enough to break it. It's done this to thousands of universes at the minimum.
>This doesn't sound complicated at all
Because it's a heavily simplified account of the events. That "some tech" is also taking from Godzilla's Archetype, which is just Godzilla.
Anonymous No.149779859 >>149779865 >>149779942
So Singular Point Godzilla is basically just Darkseid?
Anonymous No.149779865
>>149779859
sure I guess
Anonymous No.149779869 >>149779905 >>149780241
>>149779763
This too is out of context, the VSBW blog separates the pages for some reason.
>β€œBy the way,” I ask. β€œWhat do you think you're doing right now?”
>The β€œyou” here refers, of course, to Perro 2, but not the Perro 2 who is talking to me right now. This Perro 2 is the Perro 2 that was executed at the singularity and sent to me through β€œsong,” and the β€œsender” Perro 2 is still being executed at some point in time, whether it's now or in the past, and it's unclear exactly when. In short, even after sending this Perro 2, that Perro 2 is still active and must be thinking about something. So what is that Perro 2 thinking about? That is my question.
>β€œWell,” is the answer from this side's Perro 2, β€œof course, it would enter, but even if it noticed something, there's no way to send information back here.”
>β€œReally?” I ask. β€œPero 2 is running on the super-time computer. The super-time computer is constructed using a singularity. Shiva and Godzilla are just different forms of the same singularity. That means Pero 2 is still there,”
he points to Godzilla.
>β€œIt must be there.”
>β€œWell, yeah,” Pero 2 says in a half-hearted tone, but his ears start pointing upward, and his tail moves faster.

The Pero 2 talking to Mei who says that it didn't exist isn't the Pero 2 who actually finds the code. That's what this section and the later epilogue with Pero 3 is about, Pero ascended in realizing the code and executed a plan to send it back to Jet Jaguar and allow it to banish all archetype. The entire epilogue is Pero 3 explaining all the possible way Godzilla could have been defeated, including the code.
Anonymous No.149779877
>>149779845
Sailor Moon and the 7 Balls
Anonymous No.149779905 >>149779956
>>149779869
Even after Godzilla's defeat, the novelization says that it was in a way that "doesn't exist", which is in line with Pelops 2's conclusion.
Anonymous No.149779909
>>149779818
Asura after his lesson...
Anonymous No.149779942 >>149779957
>>149779859
His atomic breath even erases you from all timelines, apparently.
Anonymous No.149779956 >>149779985
>>149779905
This confused me when I saw it because it isn't in the VSBW scan blog, I decided to check the novel uploaded on web archive. I realized this bit comes from the epilogue with Pero 3, where it straight up says the OD's code is what most likely killed Godzilla when it's explaining all the methods
>Even if it remains, once the machine that ties the knots is destroyed, the knots can no longer increase.
>The Narutake Network believes that the combination of the last two possibilities was the most realistic.
>Belo 2 calculates the parameters to reconfigure β€œJ” into a form capable of fighting Godzilla within the super-time computer, as well as the parameters to destroy the anchor that the singularity has brought into this world, and incorporates them into the β€œsong.” While JJ suppresses Godzilla, the anchor is eroded, and Godzilla loses the foothold necessary to continue existing in this world.
>This conclusion is reached by simply examining the two sets of giant footprints left behind at the site.
>The activated Orthogonal Diagonalizer destroys the bond between the singularity and this world, and as a byproduct of this process, a blue crystalline structure appears, covering Tokyo and the world.
>Although these crystals are currently considered harmless, it is later discovered that they exhibit various unusual physical properties, leading to a global scramble for them. However, here we will simply note that their properties are β€œfar more conventional compared to the archetype.”
Whoever translated the image you posted must have read the epilogue, seen this section, and then deliberately ignored it to upload just the part that could be used to wank Godzilla without context
Anonymous No.149779957
>>149779942
so like Showa Godzilla
Anonymous No.149779970
>>149774917
...of the worst episode of the season award. Congratulations, KEKtos.
Anonymous No.149779978 >>149780045
>>149779827
>The show doesn't define "Invincible" in that way at all. It just says that "Jet Jaguar is invincible
And Marvel cosmics who Hulk has already been scaled above call themselves "omnipotent" or "all powerful". The only difference in power I can glean from the evidence you've given me, because you're not posting a clip from the show or any other context, is that he grows to 100 feet tall and becomes unquantifiably stronger as a result.
>Post the feat
>"Shiva and Godzilla are just different
I asked for Jet Jaguar being able to use Shiva's power.
Don't think I didn't notice you dropping the other point, by the way. If you have to argue an ability for Godzilla that relies on heavy fan interpretation of specific scenes, it's unlikely Death Battle is going to run with it.
Anonymous No.149779985 >>149780017
>>149779956
The main argument is that the OD code didn't exist, not that it didn't kill Godzilla. Nothing you've posted contradicts this.
Anonymous No.149779997 >>149780110
HULK BREAK WORLDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!
Anonymous No.149779999
Hulk could just thunderclap Godzilla's puny "multiverse" away.
Anonymous No.149780006
Reminder
Anonymous No.149780007
>>149778044
>underestimating bong acid
OMNIMAN NOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149780017 >>149780185
>>149779985
That also has context
>One option, though it was the one I most wanted to avoid, was to use the Orthogonal Diagonalizer that had fallen into the hands of YΕ« Arikawa to create a new β€œmachine assembled from archetypes” from the thick red dust that had gathered around Godzilla.
>As for where those parameters came from, they were also embedded in the β€œsong.” Having realized that it was impossible to eliminate the archetype, Perro 2 attempted to defeat Godzilla by β€œenhancing” JJ.
>In other words, it was a plan to settle the battle through physical combat rather than super-chemical means, which was somewhat outside my style. However, if it were possible to defeat the singularity through physical combat, my workload would undoubtedly be reduced, and I would have the opportunity to destroy the singularity myself.
>One reason is that I might not need to search for the parameters to decompose all the archetype molecules. Because my origin is code, I have a rigid nature that insists on providing a precise answer to a precise specification.
>However, if those conditions can be relaxed...
The goal is to temporarily remove the singularity from this universe, not to completely erase all archetypes. If it is acceptable to leave behind a trace of the blue-green history rather than the red dust, the candidates for parameters that meet the conditions would expand.
>Even if some archetypes remain in this world, once the singularity is separated from this dimension, the production of new archetypes will become difficult. Archetypes will gradually decompose, mix with the molecules of this world, and break down into miraculous molecules that are difficult to detect. By the time radioactive atoms reach their half-life, their numbers will have decreased by half.
This is the section immediately before the part I already posted. The reason the code didn't exist is because the parameters were too strict. Pero 3 realized it could relax the parameters and still win anyway.
Anonymous No.149780036 >>149780068 >>149780076
>>149779849
>Godzilla destroys the universe by just growing large enough to break it.
This seems inconsistent with what people have posted for how precisely Godzilla destroys the universe, which is by manipulating Archetype. In any case, if Godzilla needs to take considerable time to grow large enough to destroy the universe then Hulk destroys him long beforehand.
>Because it's a heavily simplified account of the events
No, in all honesty it sounds like a very simple plot and show. The only thing that seems mildly confusing is when people bring heavy fan interpretation in and/or have conflicting versions of events in specific ways to wank Ultima's abilities far beyond what's actually demonstrated.
Anonymous No.149780045
>>149779978
Jet Jaguar literally got the "Become invincible" code from within SHIVA, anon.
>Hulk can destroy omnipotent things
>Godzilla can kill invincible things
We can just have an agreement there, then.
>Dropping the other point
You mean the carbonization? It was a minor thing, so I didn't think it was worth typing out more arguments.
On a side note, I hate looking things up right now. Search engines always link to stuff like ScreenRant clickbait articles.
Anonymous No.149780068
>>149780036
>No, in all honesty it sounds like a very simple plot and show.
yeah, Banner could solve the issue in a nanosecond. This isn't even a fight. Hulk needs to fight beings on his own level like Dr. Manhattan or Lucifer Morningstar instead.
Anonymous No.149780076
>>149780036
It becomes large enough that the universe can't handle it or the archetype (which is Godzilla) and collapses.
>In all honesty it sounds like a very simple plot and show
Yeah, the narrative is pretty straightforward. It's just the details that people get hung up on, which is what we're arguing about.
Anonymous No.149780085 >>149780210
SUUUUUUUUUUUUPER SIIIIIIIIIZE OUR TRAGEDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149780093 >>149780107 >>149780274 >>149780292
It is kinda funny seeing people realize that Hulk is equally broken as Superman. I guess people don't read older comics.
Anonymous No.149780098 >>149780104
this is boring
are Hulk or Godzilla homosexuals or cucks?
Anonymous No.149780102 >>149780152 >>149780155 >>149780167 >>149780208
>Singular Point? Ultima? Yeah, pretty simplistic sci-fi schlock, I use it as a paperweight for my bathroom when I read Stephen CHADxter or Chinese scifi novels.
>W-wait it was supposed to be unsolvable? E-even Hulk or Fixit could have figured this out faster than those kids...
Anonymous No.149780104
>>149780098
Yes both are
Anonymous No.149780105
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous No.149780107
>>149780093
The fact of the matter is more people know and love Superman and actually follow his adventures, nobody gives a fuck about Hulk on his own, only when it's someone else either with or against him
Anonymous No.149780110 >>149780135 >>149780146 >>149780421
>>149779997
Whitebeard can do that too.
Also, speaking of Whitebeard, who is a good match-up for him in his prime that isn't a stomp one way or another?
Anonymous No.149780135 >>149780164
>>149780110
Prime Yamamoto
Anonymous No.149780146 >>149780164 >>149780398
>>149780110
Is Yamamoto too strong for him?
Anonymous No.149780152
>>149780102
>paperweight for my bathroom when I read
XeelESL, I don't think that's how a paperweight works.
Anonymous No.149780155
>>149780102
...is what Bruce Banner thought as he coped with not understanding real world math.
Anonymous No.149780157 >>149780171
Hulk vs The Darkest Knight next. He needs an even MU for once.
Anonymous No.149780164
>>149780135
>>149780146
I think Bleach scales a fair bit higher than One Piece at the moment, doesn't it?
Especially with Yamamoto's bankai.
Anonymous No.149780167 >>149780179 >>149780191
>>149780102
you know has Bruce ever solved something like this? not "is he smart enough to solve this" I mean "has he ever done it"
Anonymous No.149780171
>>149780157
I got you.
Anonymous No.149780179 >>149780187 >>149780188
>>149780167
He is an expert in all things gamma radiation, which even Reed Richards can't understand.
Anonymous No.149780185 >>149780254
>>149780017
>For one thing, I have used an otherworldly power to connect threads that should never have been connected, and episodes that were originally unrelated
And don't forget that Jet Jaguar, despite being turned into a "Thing that can kill Godzilla" robot through these metaphysical powers and lightening his workload by just removing enough Archetype for Godzilla to disappear, still died to Godzilla a billion times before a "miracle" happened.
Additionally, don't forget that the Orthogonal Diagonalizer they used to beat Godzilla was modeled after the Oxygen Destroyer, which Ultima gave to humanity (presumably because it was funny).
Anonymous No.149780187
>>149780179
Reed Richards is pretty dumb for the smartest guy in the world
Anonymous No.149780188
>>149780179
>not "is he smart enough to solve this" I mean "has he ever done it"
Anonymous No.149780191 >>149780213 >>149780221 >>149780238 >>149780294
>>149780167
Probably
Anonymous No.149780208
>>149780102
How fast would something hit the ground if it fell from a plane, Bruce?
Surely a smart guy like you would know.
Anonymous No.149780210
>>149780085
I knew that tuna eating bastard was no good.
Anonymous No.149780213
>>149780191
The fuck?
Anonymous No.149780221 >>149780235 >>149780260
>>149780191
ULTIMAXISTERS????
Anonymous No.149780235
>>149780221
>XISTERS
Anonymous No.149780238
>>149780191
EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!
Anonymous No.149780241
>>149779869
>>149779725
>>149779766
>Ultima is a complete fraud and redditors, as usual, are just wanking it because they're too dumb to understand what is happening
Holy fuck, this really is Kyle vs SImon 2.
Anonymous No.149780243 >>149780253
All of comic book science is just this
Anonymous No.149780253
>>149780243
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149780254 >>149780307
>>149780185
>For one thing, I have used an otherworldly power to connect threads that should never have been connected, and episodes that were originally unrelated
Come on anon, this is cutting out the context of what's said right before this, this page is leading on from the previous page. What Pero 3 is saying is that it had a billion methods to try and beat Godzilla and most of them didn't work, and this section is it speculating on which one did work. The "connecting threads" section is one possibility, another possibility is overloading it on archetype, another possibility is physical combat, another possibility is the Orthogonal Diagonalizer, and then it says that the most likely conclusion is that it was physical force combined with the orthogonal diagonalizer having a relaxed code.
Anonymous No.149780260 >>149780351
>>149780221
>Bruce needs time and $634,342,33,382.37 to do something comparable to what Ultima does in its sleep
Anonymous No.149780270 >>149780282
The missed opportunity is the fact that you guys are talking about this on 4chan instead of it's proper home reddit
Anonymous No.149780274
>>149780093
It's largely due to DB always having a DC bias and they wanked the shit out of Superman all the way back in GvS1 while they constantly fucked over Hulk.
Anonymous No.149780282
>>149780270
Reddit is a Godzilla wank territory.
Anonymous No.149780292
>>149780093
Superman actually feels like he should be the most powerful guy in the world. Hulk feels like he should just punch things.
Anonymous No.149780294 >>149780304 >>149780314 >>149780320
>>149780191
>Bruce ACTUALLY can solve Ultima's Algebra quiz
Holy FUCK this is too funny. What the actual FUCK can Godzilla even do here anymore? Every time someone brings up some random shit for him, someone else just posts a random ass comic panel of Banner or Hulk countering it.
Anonymous No.149780304
>>149780294
It's almost like Hulk is a do-anything mary sue writer's pet.
Anonymous No.149780307 >>149780360
>>149780254
I don't think that's contradicting what I'm saying?
The "connecting threads" thing was also Pelops II being able to try new methods of attack that were previously impossible without the "otherworldly power" it got from Archetype.
Anonymous No.149780314 >>149780335
>>149780294
Who's giving Banner $634,342,333,823,37 during his fight with the lizard?
Anonymous No.149780318 >>149780343
Solve my equation.
Anonymous No.149780320 >>149780406
>>149780294
I can't tell if this is a falseflag against Banner or if /dbg/ is actually just really stupid
Anonymous No.149780324 >>149780333 >>149780369
>Reddit was mainly leaning Bowser, Joker, Spawn, Shigaraki, Doomguy, Simon, and Deku
those Redditors are onto something
Anonymous No.149780333 >>149780355
>>149780324
How does this compare to 4chan's track record?
Anonymous No.149780335
>>149780314
Japan
Bruce Banner No.149780343
>>149780318
Um, that's easy, I just, uh.... Close timelike-curve...? They didn't teach this in comic book science school...
Anonymous No.149780351 >>149780358 >>149780371
>>149780260
>Ultima observes a single universe with infinite timelines
>the Hercollider observes countless multiverses with infinite universes of infinite timelines
It's also implied it took him less than a day to build it
Anonymous No.149780355
>>149780333
Bowser, Joker, Shigaraki, Doomguy, and Deku only
Anonymous No.149780358
>>149780351
Brehs.....
Anonymous No.149780360 >>149780464
>>149780307
You were presenting it as if Pero 3 had to connect the threads (whatever that means) to even begin to fight Godzilla, when in context it's just one possible method it was suggesting. Like in the anime what killed Godzilla was the code getting rid of all the archetype, the novel is just explaining that Pero 3 had to relax the parameters to find a working code, because the archetype being only partly decomposed is still enough to work.
Anonymous No.149780369 >>149780407 >>149780434
>>149780324
Reddit was leaning Kyle, Ghost Rider and Miles, the fuck are you on
All the wank for the other side was "we can win on vibes maybe!" and that's the same thing that's happened to Hulk this waiting period
Anonymous No.149780371 >>149780381 >>149780385 >>149780415 >>149780503
>>149780351
Ultima observes countless universes and multiverses, each with infinite timelines, in dreams within dreams
If anything, Bruce banner needed $600 billion to do something LESS impressive than Ultima sleeping
Anonymous No.149780381
>>149780371
Kekarooooooo
Anonymous No.149780385
>>149780371
>Ultima observes countless universes and multiverses, each with infinite timelines, in dreams within dreams
Prove Singular Point is anything more than a single universe with infinite timelines
Anonymous No.149780398
>>149780146
Old man genocide is too strong for DB
Anonymous No.149780406 >>149780526
>>149780320
>the zillatard cries out in pain
Reminder that machine was built by Amadeus Cho, who is less intelligent than Banner. Said Amadeus also has a mountain of IQ feats, these are just a sample.
Anonymous No.149780407 >>149780439 >>149780441 >>149780458
>>149780369
No they weren't lol, pretty much everywhere else but here was rooting Simon
Anonymous No.149780412
I still can't believe people how poorly received Final Wars was, that was one of my favorites growing up
It's definitely pure dumbshittery but it's so much fun
Anonymous No.149780415 >>149780476
>>149780371
So like anybody in a normal sleep cycle. Is passive observation power, now?
Anonymous No.149780421
>>149780110
Trying to think of non anime characters he could fight. Thor from GoW could be cool with the family theme, but that verse got inflated hard so likely not.
Anonymous No.149780434
>>149780369
Reddit bitched about people poking holes in every miles 'wincon' is why it seemed they sided with miles
Anonymous No.149780439
>>149780407
People wanted Simon to win, Kyle was the expected to win by lightyears even after G1 went 15-0
Anonymous No.149780441
>>149780407
shut up faggot
Anonymous No.149780451
The Incredible KEKulk? As effective against Ultima's reality-bending might as an ant against the sun.
Bruce CHADnner? The genius who will solve Ultima as simply as a high-school algebra problem.
Anonymous No.149780458
>>149780407
>blatantly lying
I went to r/powerscaling, r/deathbattle AND VSBW during the waiting period and those retards all thought Kyle was stomping because of "muh LE".
Anonymous No.149780461
Anonymous No.149780464 >>149780481
>>149780360
"Connect the threads" is just metaphorical language to show Pelops II being able to connect a cause to a new effect.
If anything, you're just showing that the original task was so impossible that Pelops had to relax the parameters despite having infinite computational powers. This still fits into the "Godzilla was defeated in an impossible way" thing mentioned earlier.
This is all irrelevant anyway since the Hulk doesn't have access to Archetype tech, which SHIVA and ascended Pelops both run on.
Anonymous No.149780466
CHADNNER SMASH Caiera while cucky Hulk watches!
Anonymous No.149780476 >>149780485
>>149780415
Bros, am I as strong as Azathoth? Both of us dream when we sleep.
Anonymous No.149780481 >>149780608
>>149780464
>you're just showing that the original task was so impossible
Literally all it is was
>Can we get rid of all the archetype completely?
>No
>Can we get rid of it partially?
>Yes
>Ok then do that
>wins
Anonymous No.149780482 >>149780536
>>149777970
He's jewish. Seething over goodness and beauty comes naturally.
Anonymous No.149780485 >>149781318
>>149780476
Azathoth dreams of you dreaming
Anonymous No.149780494 >>149780509
>banner cucking hulk is canon
Anonymous No.149780501 >>149780511
>loses Death Battle
Anonymous No.149780503 >>149780663
>>149780371
Why do Ultimafags keep making up shit he can do? Ultima never goes beyond a single universe.
Anonymous No.149780509 >>149780521
>>149780494
>fuck Hulk
>fuck TOBA
>this is a Banner win baby
Anonymous No.149780511 >>149780546
>>149780501
Prime Super Cena would never loses clean
Anonymous No.149780518
>>149777271
Retarded blocks of text are never funny. They only reveal autistic obsession. You can even imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.149780521 >>149780561
>>149780509
>It's not Hulk going 1-2
>It's Banner going 1-0
Anonymous No.149780526
>>149780406
>Roland Emmerich out if nowhere
Anonymous No.149780535 >>149780545
>even while Banner is getting cucked by Hulk he's still the one cucking Hulk
How does he do it?
Anonymous No.149780536
>>149780482
I thought he was Irish
Anonymous No.149780545
>>149780535
>"I'm an often humorless introvert with moderate social anxiety and a tendency to over-share in awkward moments"
BANNER IS LITERALLY ME?
Anonymous No.149780546
>>149780511
Prime Super Cena vs Zhong Xina
who wins?
Anonymous No.149780561 >>149780588
>>149780521
makes sense, the previous two fights were all Hulk no Banner and this fight needs Banner to win
Anonymous No.149780582
>>149777679
He still has Thor, Superman, Saitama, Popeye. Like an entire fucking tier.
Anonymous No.149780588 >>149780604
>>149780561
The whole "Banner and Hulk hate each other" seems like the "Venom Blast is stronger vs mutates" or "Tom's plans fail not because he's incompetent" of this episode, a red herring that implies Banner won't be important
Anonymous No.149780599
I would've won Death Battle but my opponent actually cheated, he broke the rules of the show just to win
Anonymous No.149780604
>>149780588
That leading into Professor Hulk makes me wonder if the fight will present Professor Hulk as the one who figures out Ultima and then switches to Savage or something
Anonymous No.149780608 >>149780623 >>149780637 >>149780647 >>149780664
>>149780481
Even if you were correct (and I don't think you are based on what the other things stated in the book), this is still irrelevant since the Hulk doesn't have access to anything like Archetype or the Oxygen Destroyer, and Pelops II is a significantly faster thinker than him.
Anonymous No.149780623
>>149780608
>Hulk doesn't have access to anything like Archetype or the Oxygen Destroyer
Hulk's fists stronger than puny particles or bomb
Anonymous No.149780637 >>149780688 >>149780702
>>149780608
>doesn't have access to anything like Archetype
Anon...
Anonymous No.149780638
>>149777865
Mark after trying to pick a fight with Stilt-Man.
Anonymous No.149780647 >>149780688
>>149780608
>"the Hulk doesn't have access to anything like Archetype or the Oxygen Destroyer"
>hey take this, now go kick my ass
Anonymous No.149780650 >>149780665
>zillatards really think their college student is smarter than Bruce fucking Banner
Lmao, the desperation.
Anonymous No.149780663 >>149780725
>>149780503
Machine translation also says "If the universe they want does not exist nearby", which implies that there are multiple of them in an area.
Anonymous No.149780664 >>149780676
>>149780608
>Even if you were correct
I was literally showing full pages of the novel with direct quotations of Pero 3 explaining exactly what happened
Anonymous No.149780665
>>149780650
is Bruce Banner a cute girl?
Anonymous No.149780676 >>149780727
>>149780664
Yeah, but your interpretation of it is wrong. The novelization even says that Godzilla's defeat was a "miracle within a miracle".
Anonymous No.149780688 >>149780713 >>149780810
>>149780637
>>149780647
what's stopping IT from just making Godzilla lose?
Anonymous No.149780702 >>149780764
>>149780637
>Just let give me one billion dollars, a day, and help from a different eldritch god so I can analyze this dust stuff
Anonymous No.149780713 >>149780734 >>149780810
>>149780688
It depends on if it finds it funny or not
Anonymous No.149780722
>>149778013
>i-i-i-it's n-n-not f-f-FAIR...
Bitchnigga problems.
Anonymous No.149780725 >>149780785
>>149780663
>overwriting a single universe
Lmao.
Anonymous No.149780727 >>149780762
>>149780676
This is wanking off of specific statements in comparison to the entire epilogue dedicated to an in-depth and elaborate explanation of exactly what killed Godzilla and why the protagonists won. Obviously it was a miracle because Pero 3 tried billions of methods and only barely managed to get through before the universe was destroyed, that doesn't matter for what the explanation of that method actually is. Pero 3 says clear as day that the orthogonal diagonalizer's code disconnecting the Singular Point is most likely what won.
Anonymous No.149780734 >>149780810
>>149780713
>Hulk going 0-3 after fighting weaker and weaker opponents and getting stronger and stronger
or
>Hulk finally getting a win because the God he's against deliberately let himself lose for the funny
which is funnier?
Anonymous No.149780738 >>149780810
SUICIDALzilla.......
Anonymous No.149780759 >>149780810 >>149781361
Has any episode ended because one side just decided to suicide
Anonymous No.149780762 >>149780832
>>149780727
It's not wanking at all, it's just narrative cohesion. There is the miracle of Pelops apparently developing sapience and the miracle of being able to defeat Godzilla. If the solution the entire time was just "You don't need to get rid of ALL the dust", it goes against what the story is presenting.
Anonymous No.149780764 >>149780808
>>149780702
>give me one billion dollars
Wired in from Cho and/or Japan
>a day
Hulk can fight forever if he wants
>and help from a different eldritch god
Why turn it down if he's offering?
Anonymous No.149780773
>>149778225
Then he made a robot version of himself that casually destroyed the whole fucking universe multiple times.
Anonymous No.149780785 >>149780796
>>149780725
It's talking about the weaker kaiju and the specks of red dust, btw
Anonymous No.149780794
EHHHHHHH BANNER-SAMA YOU'RE USING YOUR COMIC SCIENTIST INTELLECT TO CONVINCE ME TO JUST KILL MYSELF AND LET YOU WIN BEFORE YOU TAKE MEI KAMINO'S POST-COLLEGE PUSSY AS A REWARD? AND I SHOULD JUST ERASE MY AVATAR FROM EXISTENCE SO THAT I CAN NEVER ENTER YOUR DIMENSION AGAIN, FORCED TO WATCH FROM MY HIGHER-DIMENSIONAL PRISON!? WELL YABBA DABBA SKREEEEEEEONK-DOOOOOOO TAKE THIS TECH SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous No.149780796
>>149780785
>can rewrite a universe
>after a really, really, really, really long time
Lmao.
Anonymous No.149780808 >>149780837
>>149780764
I just don't think Banner can build a super complex and delicate machine based on material he's never seen before while being attacked by a giant monster.
Anonymous No.149780810 >>149780819
>>149780688
>>149780713
>>149780734
>>149780738
>>149780759
>Hulk: Hulk Strongest The-
>Godzilla:
Anonymous No.149780819
>>149780810
The funniest thing is that Suicidal Ultima isn't even that much of an exaggeration. It canonically gave Japan the Oxygen Destroyer solely so it could die for some reason
Anonymous No.149780830 >>149780843 >>149781748
>be alleged all-powerful space god
>goal is to invade other universes and take them over slowly
>instead choose to let yourself lose because uhhhhhhhhh...?
I'm thinkin' this novel ain't being translated properly or people continue to make shit up.
Anonymous No.149780832
>>149780762
>It's just [headcanon]
Pero 3 came into existence because the AI interfaced with the super-calculator, which was an unexpected miracle. The additional miracle was it then realizing that they were looking for the wrong solution, and that if it changed its parameters they could win. Another miracle was it realizing it could send info into the past in the form of a song which the characters heard at the beginning.
Obviously the cast got lucky, but it's equally stupid to think the entire defeat of Godzilla was an impossible occurrence that came out of nowhere when the novel explains in detail specifically what happened and how it did so and how the actions of the characters ultimately managed to prevail over a seemingly impossible enemy. In a vs match all that matters is what the method used was.
Anonymous No.149780837 >>149780845
>>149780808
>punch monster once with 578782829729192x omniverse busting strength
>takes 60 years to reassemble
>monster comes back
>bannertech now obliterates it from the omniverse and makes it unable to ever manifest ever again across all of spacetime
Anonymous No.149780843
>>149780830
it's funny
Anonymous No.149780845
>>149780837
The former is enough to win the Deathbattle, don't ya think?
Anonymous No.149780853
>>149780831
>>149780831
Migrate.
Anonymous No.149780888
>>149779130
Violent J and Shaggy2Dope
Anonymous No.149781157
>>149779630
>m-m-mary s-s-su-sue...
Wipe. Your. Tears. BITCH.
Anonymous No.149781318
>>149780485
Azathoth is just a dream a frail cat owner had once.
Anonymous No.149781361
>>149780759
Wait til Eeyore vs Telly Monster.
Anonymous No.149781748
>>149780830
Perhaps the novel encapsulates why It can never win. Ultima was always a LOSEcon.
Anonymous No.149781834
>>149774917