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Anonymous No.149780831 >>149780857 >>149780918 >>149781052 >>149781563 >>149781948 >>149782111 >>149782795 >>149782909 >>149783103 >>149783505 >>149783655 >>149784352
Death Battle
Who should Hulk fight after Godzilla?
Anonymous No.149780834
NO LIMITS!!!
Anonymous No.149780857
>>149780831 (OP)
Goku. One of them needs a victory
Anonymous No.149780861 >>149780874 >>149781186
Bruce CHADnner won the last thread.
Anonymous No.149780867
>kill me, it'd be funny
Anonymous No.149780871 >>149780881 >>149781559
CHADruce LORDnner.
Anonymous No.149780874
>>149780861
Post Bruce Banner knowing about terminal velocity
Anonymous No.149780881
>>149780871
…and the 0-2 jobber behind him
Anonymous No.149780892 >>149781507
BRING ME SIMON THE DIGGER
Anonymous No.149780897 >>149780932
>solve my equa--AIEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOO I WAS JOKING PLEASE DON'T NO DIFF MY PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM WITH YOUR HYPERMIND AGHHHHHH--!
Anonymous No.149780917
Lizard? Smashed.
Ultima? Solved.
Fraud? Checked.
Pity? Win.
Anonymous No.149780918
>>149780831 (OP)
Feed him someone in his weight class like Z broly
Anonymous No.149780930
You should be able to understand this
Anonymous No.149780932
>>149780897
...is what Banner dreamed about inside of Ultima's dream within a dream.
Anonymous No.149780934 >>149780947 >>149780992 >>149781014 >>149781538
HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE- AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149780947 >>149781039
>>149780934
Hulk? Smog monster fodder.
Anonymous No.149780950 >>149782912
Your goal? Stop Godzilla from killing itself endlessly.
Anonymous No.149780951 >>149780959 >>149780981 >>149780986 >>149781003 >>149781015 >>149781681
My hero has literally zero anti feats and can destroy a universe just by thinking about it
Anonymous No.149780955 >>149780990
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!!!!!! *ejaculates enigmatically*
Anonymous No.149780959
>>149780951
Azathoth
Anonymous No.149780981
>>149780951
Gojo Satoru...
Anonymous No.149780986
>>149780951
Yog-Sothoth CHAD
Anonymous No.149780990
>>149780955
No one except KINGtos scholars…
Anonymous No.149780992 >>149781008
>>149780934
Yikes, that acid is not even 1/100th as strong as what Mina can produce...
Anonymous No.149781003
>>149780951
The Batman Who Laughs...
Anonymous No.149781008 >>149781019
>>149780992
If I stick my dick in her will she melt it off?
Anonymous No.149781009
>ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
Anonymous No.149781014 >>149781028 >>149781046
>>149780934
>AU
>Hulk regenerated
Yup.
Anonymous No.149781015
>>149780951
Matara Okina...
Anonymous No.149781019
>>149781008
Anything smaller than an 8 she melts off for wasting her time
Anonymous No.149781028
>>149781014
That AU Hulk? 100000000000000000000000000000x stronger than World Breaker
Anonymous No.149781039 >>149781081 >>149781120 >>149781208
>>149780947
Is there ANYONE who can beat Hedorah?
Anonymous No.149781046 >>149781076
>>149781014
>AUUUUAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149781052
>>149780831 (OP)
It is time for Death Battle to admit they are wrong
Anonymous No.149781058 >>149781068 >>149781074 >>149781088
Orthogonals? I diagonalize them.
Super-dimensions? I calculate them.
Archetypal higher-dimensional molecules? I self-similarly rotate them.
My name?
Anonymous No.149781068 >>149781086 >>149781094
>>149781058
Mark Grayson.
Anonymous No.149781072 >>149781091
W-WHY ISN'T IT HEALING AAARRRGGGHHH SAVE ME GREEN DOOR!!
Anonymous No.149781074
>>149781058
watashi no wa Jetto Jagga
Anonymous No.149781076 >>149781180
>>149781046
>acid that specifically nerfed Hulk's healing
>Hulk also regenerated from that
Anonymous No.149781081
>>149781039
bad writing
Anonymous No.149781086 >>149781101 >>149781112
>>149781068
Post Mark Grayson showing even the slightest hint of not being the biggest fucking dumbass in comic books.
Anonymous No.149781088
>>149781058
Jet jagga!
Anonymous No.149781091
>>149781072
ARAARAAH!! WOOOUNDEED!
Anonymous No.149781094
>>149781068
Mark Gayson
Anonymous No.149781101
>>149781086
I CANT! NOW STOP ASKING
Anonymous No.149781112 >>149781116 >>149781128 >>149781160
>>149781086
>is literally made of SMART atoms
Anonymous No.149781116
>>149781112
AAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149781120
>>149781039
I always wanted to see Hedorah fight Biollante personally. I think they could do it in the Monsterverse; Hedorah evolves from a primordial soup of pollution or some shit in the great pacific garbage patch. Biollante, I don't know, an equal and opposite spontaneous evolution by the planet. And Godzilla has to step in to mediate between these inchoate elemental kaijus that have never existed before
Anonymous No.149781124 >>149781133
Fiction's SMARTEST MEN...
Anonymous No.149781128 >>149781148 >>149781185
>>149781112
Post mark not crying like a little bitch
Anonymous No.149781133
>>149781124
>not Mario vs Jar Jar Binks
Anonymous No.149781148 >>149781556
>>149781128
Anonymous No.149781160 >>149781176 >>149782086
>>149781112
Shamr if I... Turned them off
Anonymous No.149781165 >>149781250
>Remember people talking about Hulk having the second most issues in Marvel
>Check the sales
Also, apparently a copy of Hulk #1 sold for ~$9300 on an auction site I saw.
Anonymous No.149781176
>>149781160
>/m/ king returns
I kneel
Anonymous No.149781180
>>149781076
Prove that it was specifically anti-hulk acid and it's not just really strong acid overtaxing his healing.
Anonymous No.149781183 >>149781193
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
Anonymous No.149781185
>>149781128
He doesn't cry for most of the comics run, ya dumb bitch
Anonymous No.149781186
>>149780861
yeah, racking up those pity wins
Anonymous No.149781191 >>149781235 >>149781422
>*SSSSCCRREEEEOOO-AAAAIIIEEEE! HULK SAMA PLEASE DON'T SHOVE TOKYO TOWER DOWN MY CLOACA YOU CAN HAVE MOTHRA JUST PLEASE DON'T HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF TOKYO AAAAIIIEEE YAMETE KUDASAI!!!!!"
Anonymous No.149781193
>>149781183
Baki GAWD...
Anonymous No.149781208
>>149781039
Godzilla.
Anonymous No.149781223 >>149782123
>Godzilla roaring causes the entire multiverse ("sky" is a mistranslation from "heavens", which refers to the many universe theorem) and the sun to develop sentience
Anonymous No.149781235 >>149781422
>>149781191
more gay fantasies and mothra shipping from the hulkfags. get better material for pity win banner, this pasta's stale
Anonymous No.149781242 >>149781301
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS!?
Anonymous No.149781243 >>149781267 >>149781298
Looks like Godzilla is going to have a rematch against Superman
Anonymous No.149781248 >>149781271
Didn't Godzilla die, go to Hell, beat the shit out of Hell, and come back to life
What can Shartuce Shartnner even do in comparison
Anonymous No.149781250
>>149781165
>Rocket Raccoon
What happened here
Anonymous No.149781259 >>149781278
What are your guys' opinions on this site? https://www.superherodb.com/
Anonymous No.149781267
>>149781243
>Raoh out of nowhere
Anonymous No.149781271
>>149781248
>go to hell, beat up a bunch of no feat nobodies, get praised for it
Anonymous No.149781278
>>149781259
I hate commercials so I never go to commercial websites.
Anonymous No.149781284 >>149781308
>EHHHHHHH BANNER-SAMA YOU'RE USING YOUR COMIC SCIENTIST INTELLECT TO CONVINCE ME TO JUST KILL MYSELF AND LET YOU WIN BEFORE YOU TAKE MEI KAMINO'S POST-COLLEGE PUSSY AS A REWARD? AND I SHOULD JUST ERASE MY AVATAR FROM EXISTENCE SO THAT I CAN NEVER ENTER YOUR DIMENSION AGAIN, FORCED TO WATCH FROM MY HIGHER-DIMENSIONAL PRISON!? AND I'LL PERMANENTLY STAIN MY SERIES' OTHERWISE FLAWLESS RACK RECORD OF VICTORY DUE TO MY IDIOTIC SUICIDAL TENDENCIES? WELL YABBA DABBA SKREEEEEEEONK-DOOOOOOO TAKE THIS TECH SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous No.149781298
>>149781243
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, capebitch?!?!??!
Anonymous No.149781301
>>149781242
Like you wouldn't also lose to that
Anonymous No.149781308
>>149781284
...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT PENNYWISE THE DANCING CLOWN
Anonymous No.149781315 >>149781324 >>149781325 >>149781326 >>149781408 >>149781511 >>149783316
How would you react if they ignored Ultima's novelization BUT gave Godzilla the "Outerversal Godzilla in Hell" scaling?
Anonymous No.149781324
>>149781315
One thing's for sure: either way he stomps Goku
Anonymous No.149781325 >>149781334
>>149781315
It'd be funnier because max wank GiH id probably more bullshit
Anonymous No.149781326 >>149781334
>>149781315
I'd chuckle sensibly
Anonymous No.149781327
This will be my final post on /co/.

How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with Banner as a supposed to be smart winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, Banner is solving, so intelligent, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your episode.
Anonymous No.149781334
>>149781325
>>149781326
IT, you need to actually take things seriously for once
Anonymous No.149781345 >>149781351 >>149781354 >>149781362 >>149781366 >>149781368
Trust the HULK!!
Anonymous No.149781351
>>149781345
The guy who lost to Puck? Sure.
Anonymous No.149781354 >>149781394
>>149781345
I trust him to beat Goku in the inevitable clash to escape 0-3
Nothing against the Hulk, I just like Godzilla more.
Anonymous No.149781362
>>149781345
I don't trust Mary Sues and he was just that under Pak
Anonymous No.149781366 >>149781405
>>149781345
I trust him to continue to be shit ever since Immortal Hulk came out
Anonymous No.149781368
>>149781345
Based.
Anonymous No.149781375 >>149781397
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149781394
>>149781354
Charizard will gape both in the ozone club thobeit
Anonymous No.149781397 >>149781410
>>149781375
You know what's surprising? This waiting period had barely any actual interaction from the Nikoschizo and Kaijuschizo and whatever their weird discord drama was. I wonder what happened.
Anonymous No.149781405
>>149781366
Hulk's been the drizzling shits after Skaar went nowhere
Anonymous No.149781408
>>149781315
>outerversal mountain
OH DEAR GOD
Anonymous No.149781410
>>149781397
CHADth enthusiasts and SMASH enthusiasts scared them off
Anonymous No.149781411 >>149781536 >>149781558 >>149781617
Do you prefer powerful characters to have pure physical strength or "hax"?
Anonymous No.149781422 >>149782037
>>149781191
>>149781235
>RTH pasta
Literal kaijuFAGGOT.
Anonymous No.149781470 >>149781489
>Okuu Watching Her two chew toys Hulk and Godzilla fight for her entertainment
Anonymous No.149781478
>literal who
Anonymous No.149781481
>Touhou out of nowhere
Anonymous No.149781489 >>149781505 >>149781567 >>149783628
>>149781470
Anonymous No.149781505
>>149781489
K,b,c
Anonymous No.149781507 >>149781593
>>149780892
I heard you were ducking your match with me Frisk.
Anonymous No.149781511
>>149781315
Wont happen since Swan shut that down on the cast.
Anonymous No.149781536 >>149781692
>>149781411
Hax is for FAGS.
Anonymous No.149781538 >>149781573
>>149780934
Getting shit in your eyes sucks no matter how strong you are, faggot.
Anonymous No.149781556
>>149781148
Skibidi Toilet is... strong.
Anonymous No.149781558
>>149781411
Hax is either so a character is a physically weak bitch or so the Hax can specifically be countered.
Anonymous No.149781559
>>149780871
Anonymous No.149781563
>>149780831 (OP)
test
Anonymous No.149781567
>>149781489
That same doujin ends like this Zillatard
Anonymous No.149781573 >>149781635
>>149781538
>He doesn't have stronger eyeballs
Anonymous No.149781587
Smart Atoms.
Anonymous No.149781593 >>149781646
>>149781507
Fight me, Alex
Anonymous No.149781617
>>149781411
My characters do both
Anonymous No.149781622 >>149781962 >>149782048
>T-this can’t be! Quick zillabros, we need to make some more fake novel pages that say we’re above an infinite omniverse or else…!
Anonymous No.149781630
>Reddit screenshot
Anonymous No.149781635
>>149781573
>xhe enjoys getting pissed in xir eyes
Favorite kaiju?
Anonymous No.149781645
>GODdit
Stay.
Anonymous No.149781646
>>149781593
I only fight quirky indie RPGS and quirky indie adjacents like Homestuck.
Anonymous No.149781652 >>149781662 >>149781676 >>149781726 >>149781755
Ben with no Alien-X, who could beat him?
Anonymous No.149781662
>>149781652
Star Force Mega Man.
Anonymous No.149781670
*Flies through Godzilla's head and instantly kills him*
Anonymous No.149781676 >>149783665
>>149781652
Every Viltrumite.
Anonymous No.149781681
>>149780951
Phineas and Ferb...
Anonymous No.149781692
>>149781536
>t. haxless fag
Anonymous No.149781717
do you guys find it fun pretending to be gay and retarded
Anonymous No.149781726
>>149781652
Any magic setting since terraspin negs magic no?
Anonymous No.149781728
>pretending
Anonymous No.149781733 >>149781933
>instantly depowers your favorite villains with his patented Yemma Lock
>Erases their previous individuality and reincarnates them all into brown Indian children.

Name a fate worse than this.
Anonymous No.149781734
>W-well Ultima has some really wild h-hax and—
>And? And what? What if Hulk just smash your hax?
Anonymous No.149781755 >>149781780
>>149781652
KINGtos negs
Anonymous No.149781769
Hulk could just easily clap the multiverse away if need be, I don't see how this is a match...
Anonymous No.149781772 >>149781807 >>149781836
>banner won't have time to solve the equation!
Banner has in-built forcefields that can casually survive attacks from Hulk-tier characters and absorb their energy and his own personal Bannertech could easily suffice for an Orthogonal Diagonalizer given it really was only the equation that was the actually difficult part of the build to beat Ultima
Anonymous No.149781780
>>149781755
>Scan Kratos because demigods are different from regular humans and would count as a separate species
>Instantly becomes stronger then him
Anonymous No.149781807
>>149781772
The equation is already solved. What kaijutards don't understand is Ultima is a LOSEcon.
Anonymous No.149781836
>>149781772
This is Bruce being a good father btw
Anonymous No.149781929
My hero? The G(C)OAT.
Anonymous No.149781933
>>149781733
The only thing worse than being reincarnated as an Indian child would be being reincarnated specifically as an Indian girl
Anonymous No.149781948
>>149780831 (OP)
Who won?
Anonymous No.149781962
>>149781622
It's hilarious
Anonymous No.149782000 >>149782011 >>149782069
All those novel feats only to still get curbstomped by Rebirth Gamera
Anonymous No.149782011 >>149782069 >>149784554
>>149782000
Post Gamera not killing himself with a moon level feat
Anonymous No.149782037
>>149781422
what ever you say, ohnoschizo.
Anonymous No.149782048 >>149782061
>>149781622
Cute.
>Snow Godzilla hits Hulk with his Amnesia Beam
Anonymous No.149782061 >>149782082 >>149782084
>>149782048
How will he do that when Hulk is gorillions of times faster?
Anonymous No.149782069 >>149784585
>>149782011
>>149782000
>please b-buy shin godzilla... an-and look forward to it's upcoming sequel....M-Maybe watch Gamera Rebirth on Netflix?
Anonymous No.149782074
FUARRRRRRKKK ANIME IS SO FUCKING STRONG!?
Anonymous No.149782082
>>149782061
Hulk attempts to tank it
Anonymous No.149782084 >>149782132
>>149782061
>Snow Godzilla controls the weather, uses that to slow Hulk down.
Can't be fast if the floor's slippery.
Anonymous No.149782086
>>149781160
the GENIUS atoms would just reprogram jet jaguar instead
Anonymous No.149782104 >>149782118 >>149782152 >>149782196
>your opponent's win condition starts helping you
>your win condition starts helping your opponent
Anonymous No.149782111 >>149782126 >>149782152 >>149782199 >>149782379
>>149780831 (OP)
Anonymous No.149782118
>>149782104
Hey. Credit to you in making the Hulk green for this comic edit.
Anonymous No.149782123
>>149781223
lmao yeah that's literally how people wanking singular point sound like
Anonymous No.149782126 >>149782198 >>149782251
>>149782111
Anonymous No.149782132 >>149782148 >>149782214
>>149782084
Hulk? Greatest ice skater there is.
Anonymous No.149782148
>>149782132
>hands aren't green
THAT'S NOT HULK! THAT'S SOME PSYCHO WEARING HIS FLESH!
Anonymous No.149782152 >>149782365
>>149782104
Lmao
>>149782111
Count Dooku stomps
Anonymous No.149782196 >>149782220 >>149782223 >>149782228 >>149782263
>>149782104
Why would TOBA help SHITzilla?
Anonymous No.149782198
>>149782126
Based.
Anonymous No.149782199
>>149782111
this is where Poo Poo starts to run
Anonymous No.149782214
>>149782132
Sneed
Anonymous No.149782220
>>149782196
Revenge for incluiding him in that retarded mary sue hulk run.
Anonymous No.149782223
>>149782196
Because it's funny
Anonymous No.149782228
>>149782196
because he wants the Hulk body without all the Banner stuff inside it
Anonymous No.149782238 >>149782244 >>149782319 >>149782322 >>149782341 >>149782346 >>149782464
>One-shots your favorite character
Anonymous No.149782244
>>149782238
>beats with a tennis racket
Anonymous No.149782251
>>149782126
>...because Saruman would speed blitz him, obviously!
Anonymous No.149782263 >>149782294
>>149782196
He is not the Nine Tailed Fox, he is Sukuna. Fuck Hulk.
Anonymous No.149782294
>>149782263
TOBA still wants Hulk’s body more than anything, he wouldn’t destroy it.
Anonymous No.149782319
>>149782238
Anonymous No.149782322
>>149782238
>One-shAAAACK
https://youtu.be/HTKCtyD8kBY?feature=shared
Anonymous No.149782341
>>149782238
>Deletes you from all of time and space
Anonymous No.149782346
>>149782238
KINGtos victim
Anonymous No.149782365 >>149782423
>>149782152
how?
Anonymous No.149782373 >>149782381 >>149783015
What would be the edgiest death battle ?
Anonymous No.149782379
>>149782111
Maul.
Anonymous No.149782381
>>149782373
Carnage vs Lucy I'd say.
Anonymous No.149782423 >>149782435 >>149782437
>>149782365
>Trained by Yoda and Sidious
>Actually pretty good with the Force
>One of the best lightsaber duelists in the entire franchise
I don't think Maul has anything
Anonymous No.149782435 >>149782452
>>149782423
>old as fuck
Anonymous No.149782437
>>149782423
he has robot legs
Anonymous No.149782452
>>149782435
Yeah, and?
Anonymous No.149782464 >>149782652
>>149782238
This weak bitch loses to so many rpgmaker characters it isn't even funny
Anonymous No.149782471 >>149782497 >>149782514 >>149782517
I cannot destroy a planet.

I have never fought anyone that destroyed a planet.
Anonymous No.149782491 >>149782525
You don't think this will be received that badly despite the more supported character getting stomped right?
Anonymous No.149782497
>>149782471
We know, Gamera.
Anonymous No.149782498
Comic scaling is so weird
>Regular Hulk can apparently destroy universes by clapping hard enough
>To show how dangerous World Breaker Hulk is, they... destroy a planet?
Anonymous No.149782514
>>149782471
Ichigo/Naruto/Luffy...
Anonymous No.149782517 >>149782581
>>149782471
Undertale...
Deltarune...
Mario...
Sonic...
Cthulhu...
MHA...
DC...
MARVEL...
Godzilla...
Anonymous No.149782525 >>149782556
>>149782491
What does the Genshin guy even do? I've only ever seen people compare him to Rover from Wuthering Waves in an unfavorable way.
Anonymous No.149782556 >>149782565
>>149782525
In cutscenes he beats characters that scale anywhere from mountain to country level AP while having access to worse elemental manipulation
Anonymous No.149782565 >>149782618
>>149782556
So he's basically Kratos?
Anonymous No.149782581 >>149782609 >>149782747 >>149782762 >>149782928 >>149782997 >>149783660
>>149782517
>Undertale/Deltarune
Timelines include planets.

>Mario
Characters have tanked stars exploding and black holes and characters that scale above that.

>Sonic
Isn't Archie Sonic pretty strong?

>Cthulu
Yeah this nigger has no planetary feats.

>MHA
No one really overscales them.

>Godzilla
There's a non-canon comic of him defeating some 'God' in hell but that 'God' is featless and vague, so yeah. Godzilal has never really done anything impressive.
Anonymous No.149782609 >>149782651
>>149782581
he destroyed earth in the same comic
Anonymous No.149782618
>>149782565
Sure I guess? I'm sure there's some hax nonsense he scales to but I don't know about Genshin enough to say for sure beyond him just AP stomping Aang
Anonymous No.149782651 >>149782718
>>149782609
The non-canon one right?
Anonymous No.149782652 >>149782691 >>149782758 >>149782764 >>149782777 >>149782789 >>149782807
>>149782464
Chara literally destroyed every timeline in existence with a single slash. Every save file is a timeline and Chara destroys all of them at the end of the genocide run
Anonymous No.149782691 >>149782735
>>149782652
shhh let the contrarians seethe over the smiling brat
Anonymous No.149782718
>>149782651
non-canon to what?
Anonymous No.149782735
>>149782691
That brat needs correction
Anonymous No.149782747
>>149782581
Ghidorah is literally a planet eater (literal in a few versions)
Anonymous No.149782758
>>149782652
below high end Lovecraft
Anonymous No.149782762 >>149782846 >>149782908
>>149782581
Removing timelines doesn't mean you have planetary power because if it did that means anyone with a fucking time machine or causes a time paradox is planetary despite explicitly never showcasing that level of power. Unless you genuinely believe that Steven universe in the beginning of his series is planet level from destroying 3 different timelines with a gem item.
Anonymous No.149782764
>>149782652
Any source on that
Anonymous No.149782777
>>149782652
If that's the case, why can I just delete those two files and bring the game back to normal state? Monika fairs better than that under similar circumstances.
Anonymous No.149782789 >>149784461
>>149782652
he jobs to my uninstall button
Anonymous No.149782795
>>149780831 (OP)
Hulk jobs to Thanos
Anonymous No.149782807
>>149782652
Jobs to literally dirt in touhou
Anonymous No.149782814 >>149782832 >>149783019
I remember being a fan of Raz vs Ness despite being a pretty bad stomp, still am honestly. Sad that it's less likely to ever happen since Ness's most popular opponent has been changed to Frisk
Anonymous No.149782825 >>149782883
>The space-time ruptured as it could no longer withstand the intensity of the laser, and I could see the ruptures boiling with tiny bubbles. Each one was supposed to be the source of the universe with its own possibilities.
Godzilla? Universal++++++ with just his basic breath attack
Anonymous No.149782832
>>149782814
Raz should fight Nigel Uno.
Anonymous No.149782846
>>149782762
Fuck bros how do we refute this?
Anonymous No.149782883 >>149782915
>>149782825
>universe tier buildings
FUARK
Anonymous No.149782908
>>149782762
Steven Universal
Anonymous No.149782909 >>149782934
>>149780831 (OP)
Most guys rated city level and up to multiversal by powerscaling goblins probably can't destroy a mountain by punching it
Anonymous No.149782912
>>149780950
I will marry and impregnate Godzilla so we can have beautiful children
Anonymous No.149782915 >>149783339
>>149782883
I recall the novelization saying that the buildings affected by the red dust were "reinforced" by other versions of themselves from other universes/times
I'll have to find it again
Anonymous No.149782928 >>149784461
>>149782581
Frisk can only destroy his timeline if he kills hundreds of monsters, without that he jobs to anyone
Anonymous No.149782934
>>149782909
Actually true
Anonymous No.149782948 >>149782963 >>149782971 >>149782975 >>149782985 >>149782992 >>149783029 >>149783767
There is absolutely nothing wrong with chainscaling and it is the most accurate way to judge power.
Anonymous No.149782963
>>149782948
Tucker...
Anonymous No.149782970
There is absolutely something wrong with chainscaling and it is the least accurate way to judge power.
Anonymous No.149782971
>>149782948
Then how come people get mad when it's used for DC or marvel characters then?
Anonymous No.149782975
>>149782948
1-A aunt May...
Anonymous No.149782976 >>149782991
>Frisk is multiversal tie-
Anonymous No.149782985
>>149782948
>This is what chainscalers actually believe
Anonymous No.149782991
>>149782976
th-they just didn't have enough killing intent towards the branch
Anonymous No.149782992
>>149782948
Tails...
Anonymous No.149782997 >>149783017 >>149783100
>>149782581
>Godzilla never did anything impressive
>swam in the mantel from the Japanese trench to Mt. Fuji, after shifting the tectonic plates from fighting Battra
>When Earth was 50 meters, he blew up the 30 kilometers, ~73.42 sextillion kilograms meteor hurtling towards the planet. Was also stated he could shoot his beam as far as pluto.
>Survived two black hole/worm holes being shot at him.
>Ultima could say 'nah, i'd win', and ignore damage and killing blows to him (Amphibia got carbonized from the inside out, due to breathing explosive carbon, and just revived himself)
>Earth, at 50 meters, survived over 1,000 nukes being launched at him.
>in 2003, Godzilla tanked a cannon that freezes things on a molecular level.
>ALL while raising a bunch of kids.
Anonymous No.149783015
>>149782373
The Batman Who Laughs vs the Marquis of Death
Anonymous No.149783017
>>149782997
Earth was also able to like, over strength a literal black hole being Void Ghidorah, replenishing his power and being immune to the void's black hole.
Anonymous No.149783018 >>149783035
Solve my equation.
Anonymous No.149783019
>>149782814
It is quite the pity Judge Cassandra Anderson is so obscure, since she's a nearly perfect opponent for Raz.
Anonymous No.149783029
>>149782948
You lost, Bardock
You'll lose, Gohan
Anonymous No.149783031 >>149783060 >>149783067 >>149783087 >>149783091
How do you actually show a character doing feats above planetary level without it being all statements or just making them really really big like Gurren Lagann?
Anonymous No.149783035 >>149783138 >>149783794
>>149783018
penis + vagina = baby in 9 months
Anonymous No.149783060
>>149783031
Math
Anonymous No.149783067
>>149783031
by showing it
Anonymous No.149783087
>>149783031
Like Space Racer imploding a star or Drax ripping a stellar core out with his bare hands and tanking the resulting kaboom. Something like that. Technicalities are your friend; have a character stand at the epicenter of two planets colliding but one is made of antimatter or some shit. The problem is getting to galactic without killing off your entire setting
Anonymous No.149783091
>>149783031
Show them destroying a planet universe or timeline if Homestuck can do it anything that is actually good could also do the same.
Anonymous No.149783092
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2es4xzzFeo4&pp=ygUSTWlrdSBiYWQgZ3V5IGNvdmVy
Anonymous No.149783100
>>149782997
Meh
Anonymous No.149783103 >>149783112 >>149783142 >>149783168 >>149783170 >>149783263 >>149783416
>>149780831 (OP)
Superman canonically wins this fight
Anonymous No.149783112 >>149783177
>>149783103
...in an alternate universe where Hulk didn't rape Godzilla to death
Anonymous No.149783138
>>149783035
>Simon couldn't solve this
Lagannsissies... we are FRAUDS...
Anonymous No.149783142 >>149783183 >>149783253 >>149783448
>>149783103
Hulk mind controls Superman
Anonymous No.149783166
Post your hero being strong enough to give birth
Anonymous No.149783168 >>149783211
>>149783103
They've fought a couple times in crossovers but it's always inconclusive. The one decisive victory for Supes was fan voted and more recently DC did a tongue in cheek thing where totally not Hulk and Thor almost killed Superman and Doomsday had to save him. So who really knows
Anonymous No.149783170
>>149783103
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149783177
>>149783112
...which is this and all universes that are possible to exist
Anonymous No.149783183
>>149783142
post Hulk having mind control abilities
Anonymous No.149783211 >>149783235 >>149783257
>>149783168
DC did no such thing. Geoff Johns several paragraphs there, none of which came to be.
Anonymous No.149783216 >>149783372 >>149783434
Post a character with time Hax that actually has planetary feats that isn't a result from time fuckery now!
Anonymous No.149783235
>>149783211
*wrote several paragraphs there
Anonymous No.149783253 >>149783553
>>149783142
Poison Ivy's the Hulk? That'd explain this one artist rendition of Ivy.
Anonymous No.149783257 >>149783278 >>149783309 >>149783349 >>149784500 >>149784547 >>149784617
>>149783211
Don't be anal
Anonymous No.149783263
>>149783103
…after Batman beat him first
Anonymous No.149783278
>>149783257
>anal
Anonymous No.149783289
Anonymous No.149783309 >>149783320 >>149783324 >>149783328 >>149783356 >>149783370 >>149783398
>>149783257
>homosexual ideation
Favorite anime and kaiju?
Anonymous No.149783316
>>149781315
I would nod because it's accurate
Anonymous No.149783320 >>149783397 >>149783473
>>149783309
Mario
Mario
Anonymous No.149783324
>>149783309
King of the Hill and Whales.
Anonymous No.149783328
>>149783309
the mcu of course!
Anonymous No.149783339 >>149783572
>>149782915
This sounds suspiciously bullshit. Like something someone on vsbw would make up to wank.
Anonymous No.149783349 >>149783382
>>149783257
>all things that never happened nor will
Imagine being that one tard obsessed over this kek
Anonymous No.149783356
>>149783309
I don't have a favorite anime but my favorite Kaiju is Gigan
Anonymous No.149783370 >>149783397 >>149783473
>>149783309
Luigi
Mario
Anonymous No.149783372
>>149783216
Bowser. Done.
Anonymous No.149783382 >>149783428
>>149783349
You don't know how stories or the metaverse work. It was a nice reference and you've been in denial about it since the day it released
Anonymous No.149783397
>>149783320
>>149783370
Anonymous No.149783398
>>149783309
Avengers Assemble and Monolith!
Anonymous No.149783416 >>149783429
>>149783103
Superman canonically beats everyone. He is your hero.
Anonymous No.149783428 >>149783477
>>149783382
>that one tard feels called out
>can only offer lame projection
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.149783429 >>149783440
>>149783416
even his wife?
Anonymous No.149783434
>>149783216
My HERO explicitly tanks super massive star-tier attacks without taking a scratch, and he has a bunch of magic hacks.
He also has time hacks.
Anonymous No.149783440
>>149783429
It keeps her in line.
Anonymous No.149783448 >>149783459 >>149783511 >>149783555
>>149783142
And this shitty jobber is supposed to be able to walk through a fucking Kamehameha without feeling it?
Anonymous No.149783459
>>149783448
yes
Anonymous No.149783473
>>149783320
>>149783370
I understand this.
Anonymous No.149783477 >>149783559
>>149783428
Have your (You)
Anonymous No.149783505 >>149783607
>>149780831 (OP)
>tfw my favorite matchup will never get an episode because Orion is a nobody
Anonymous No.149783511
>>149783448
No but Death Battle is always wrong every time.
Anonymous No.149783553
>>149783253
Fucking christ...
Anonymous No.149783555
>>149783448
Shartku is for Makima's mind control.
Anonymous No.149783559 >>149783589
>>149783477
>feels the need to respond
>can't muster a response
Concession accepted.
Anonymous No.149783572 >>149783620 >>149783644
>>149783339
Found the source and the reason why people were arguing for "infinite density buildings".
>Godzilla's beam uses CTC to infinitely scale its attack potency
>Buildings around him are "dense" because the CTC also affects them
>They're also apparently multi-dimensional (in the XYZ+ way)
Anonymous No.149783589 >>149783636 >>149783646
>>149783559
>Concession
Enjoy the wiener, fatass
Anonymous No.149783607
>>149783505
They couldn't do this justice anyway. Kirby artstyle in a panel slideshow format.
Anonymous No.149783620 >>149783673
>>149783572
That doesn’t imply that at all though.

As I thought, zillatards were just making shit up as usual.
Anonymous No.149783628
>>149781489
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.149783636 >>149784020
>>149783589
I'm enjoying your tears instead, little bitch.
Anonymous No.149783644
>>149783572
who could destroy the multi-dimensional buildings?
Anonymous No.149783646
>>149783589
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MOzjBO2dsmY&pp=ygUQU3RvbmUgY29sZCB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D
Anonymous No.149783655
>>149780831 (OP)
>Hulk raped in high school
>Superman raped by Russians
They fight each other because both are rape victims?
Anonymous No.149783660
>>149782581
>Napstablook was just minding his own business while the pacifist ending happened
Doesn't this debunk anything above planetary for the final fight?
Anonymous No.149783665 >>149783720
>>149781676
>Omnitrix copies Viltrumite DNA
Anonymous No.149783668 >>149783681 >>149783714 >>149783718
Anonymous No.149783673 >>149783719
>>149783620
>Godzilla's beam shoots an infinitely scaling number of beams from the past due to CTC
>The buildings wouldn't be affected by this infinitely scaling CTC despite it explicitly saying they are because ???
I swear, the only defense Hulkfags has is being unable to read
Anonymous No.149783681
>>149783668
Anonymous No.149783714
>>149783668
Lois looks kinda pissed lol
Anonymous No.149783718
>>149783668
Who hasn't fucked Lois in DC anyways? Alfred and every Batman character?
Anonymous No.149783719 >>149783779
>>149783673
Nowhere in your (probably fake) text does it say the buildings have infinite density or whatever the fuck. You are literally making shit up.
Anonymous No.149783720 >>149783766
>>149783665
Omnitrix isn't advanced enough to scan Smart Atoms, next.
AIslopper No.149783741
KEKAROO
Anonymous No.149783752 >>149783774
Anonymous No.149783766 >>149783795 >>149783828 >>149783836 >>149783900 >>149783986
>>149783720
Yet they can be aborted at any Planned Parenthood. Curious.
Anonymous No.149783767
>>149782948
Danny Phantom…
Anonymous No.149783771
SNEED
Anonymous No.149783774
>>149783752
Lexbros...
Anonymous No.149783779 >>149783847
>>149783719
>Probably fake
Why even bother arguing with someone who doesn't even believe in the source material?
Anonymous No.149783794 >>149783878 >>149783925
>>149783035
>Lucas Simon solved this
GreenLanternsissies… we are FRAUDS…
Anonymous No.149783795
>>149783766
Uhhh well....
Anonymous No.149783827 >>149783842
FEATS!!!
I WANT FEATS!!!
FUCK STATEMENTS AND SCALINGSISSIES!!!
Anonymous No.149783828
>>149783766
Kirkman's humiliation fetish has poked a hole in the unbeatable smart atoms...
Anonymous No.149783836
>>149783766
OH NO NO NO NO NO SMART ATOMSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149783837
Post smart atoms saving a Viltrumite from getting killed by a random lizard that evolved on a slightly harsher planet
Anonymous No.149783839
IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149783840
Personally I like SCPKINO
Anonymous No.149783842 >>149783889 >>149783907
>>149783827
Anonymous No.149783847
>>149783779
The source material that isn’t officially translated and thus open to false information like has happened countless times with Japanese novels? Gee…
Anonymous No.149783876
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vpoqfR9L7so&pp=ygUPTHVwaW4gdnMgR2FkZ2V0
Anonymous No.149783878
>>149783794
Kyle also solved it, non-reader. He hid it from his gf Soranik at the time and she didn't like that.
Also,
>KYLEKYLEKYLE
>needy parroting
Literally mindbroken.
Anonymous No.149783889 >>149784117
>>149783842
Hold up, why didn't that guy's neck snap but Gwen Stacy's did? Did Spider-man INTENTIONALLY kill his girlfriend?
Anonymous No.149783900
>>149783766
Smart atom planned parenthood clinics you don't think Robert Kirkman, the greatest writer of our time hasn't thought of that.
Anonymous No.149783907
>>149783842
That...that would have killed the guy...
Anonymous No.149783922 >>149784059
*casually kills outerversal beings in your path*
Anonymous No.149783925 >>149783957 >>149783963 >>149783980 >>149784000 >>149784009 >>149784024 >>149784042 >>149784073 >>149784099 >>149784193
>>149783794
>Kyle also solved it, non-reader. He hid it from his gf Soranik at the time and she didn't like that.
>Also,
>>KYLEKYLEKYLE
>>needy parroting
>Literally mindbroken.
Anonymous No.149783954
I read Shitvincible but I still don't know what smart atoms are and above all why are their insides so weak when their organs should have them too
Anonymous No.149783957 >>149784000 >>149784024 >>149784073
>>149783925
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149783963
>>149783925
>(You) but like a BITCH
Like I said, literally mindbroken.
Anonymous No.149783969
Smart Atoms adapt better than Doomsday
Anonymous No.149783980 >>149784024 >>149784073
>>149783925
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149783986
>>149783766
>Yet they can be aborted at any Planned Parenthood
breh.
Anonymous No.149784000
>>149783925
>>149783957
>one minute apart
Literally mindbroken.
Anonymous No.149784009 >>149784073
>>149783925
Kek what a pathetic cucked bitch that dragged down all of DC’s cosmology with him
Anonymous No.149784020
>>149783636
As many wieners as you finna want
Anonymous No.149784023
So what set him off this time. I have a pretty damn good idea.
Anonymous No.149784024 >>149784062
>>149783925
>>149783957
>>149783980
>one minute apart
M I N D B R O K E N
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Anonymous No.149784030 >>149784045 >>149784060 >>149784121
Lupin III: Evening, gents! Hand over the Brown Brick, and nobody gets hurt… probably.Mike Matei: Oh, great. A thief. Gadget, do something!Inspector Gadget: Go, go, Gadget Laser!Gadget’s arm extends, firing a red laser beam. Lupin cartwheels out of the way with superhuman agility, leaving an afterimage.Lupin III: Nice try, tin man! Let’s see how you handle this!Lupin tosses a flash grenade, blinding Gadget. Mike dives behind a display case, shouting.Mike Matei: Gadget, watch out! He’s too fast!Gadget stumbles, his copter hat spinning wildly. He activates his spring-loaded legs, bouncing toward Lupin, who dodges effortlessly and plants a sticky bomb on Gadget’s coat.Lupin III: Let’s turn up the heat!The bomb explodes, sending Gadget crashing through a wall. He emerges, scorched but intact, his cyborg durability kicking in.Inspector Gadget: I love building brown bricks… with EXPLOSIONS!Gadget extends a mechanical arm, grabbing Lupin’s leg. Lupin counters by drawing his Walther P38, firing precise shots that sever the arm’s cables. Gadget yelps, retracting the damaged limb.Mike Matei: Come on, Gadget, use something useful! Like, I dunno, a net!Inspector Gadget: Go, go, Gadget Net!A net shoots from Gadget’s hat, but Lupin slices it in half with a rapier, laughing.Lupin III: You’re out of your league, Inspector! Time to wrap this up.Lupin sprints vertically up a wall, dodging Gadget’s flurry of gadgets—hammers, rollerskates, even an inflatable raft. Mike, fed up, grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays Lupin, momentarily disorienting him.Mike Matei: Gotcha, thief! Now, Gadget, finish him!Gadget, still dazed, misfires his laser, blasting a hole in the ceiling. Debris falls, pinning Mike under a beam.Mike Matei: Ugh, not again…Lupin seizes the moment, grabbing the Brown Brick artifact from its pedestal. He winks at Gadget.-
Anonymous No.149784042
>>149783925
Kek, based, canon
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Anonymous No.149784045
>>149784030
yep, canon.
Anonymous No.149784059 >>149784080
>>149783922
Who should they fight in Death Battle?
Anonymous No.149784060 >>149784121
>>149784030
Lupin III: Thanks for the show, boys. Catch me if you can!Gadget, enraged, shouts: “Go, go, Gadget Rocket!” A missile launches from his chest, chasing Lupin as he leaps through a window. Lupin dodges at the last second, and the missile obliterates a nearby car.Lupin lands on the street, but Gadget’s copter hat keeps him in pursuit. Lupin tosses a smoke bomb, vanishing into an alley. Gadget, confused, crashes into a dumpster.Inspector Gadget: Where’s that Minecrap thief?!From the shadows, Lupin emerges in a disguise as a museum guard, sneaking up on Gadget. He plants a high-yield explosive on Gadget’s back.Lupin III: Sayonara, cyborg.The explosion engulfs Gadget, reducing him to a pile of sparking parts. Lupin turns to Mike, who’s struggling under the debris.Lupin III: Sorry, pal. Wrong place, wrong time.Lupin fires a single shot from his Walther P38, ending Mike’s struggle. He pockets the Brown Brick and strolls off, whistling. KO!
Anonymous No.149784062 >>149784068 >>149784112 >>149784123
>>149784024
There is nothing wrong with RTH
Anonymous No.149784063
>the willpower wankers are shitting up the thread again
Anonymous No.149784068
>>149784062
Kylebro…
Anonymous No.149784073
>>149783925
>>149783957
>>149783980
>>149784009
>one minute apart
kek what set off this mindbroken obsessed BITCH LMAO
Anonymous No.149784077
I really want Ruby to die, I know it won't happen even though Maka is stronger and scales higher but I still want that.
Anonymous No.149784080 >>149784098
>>149784059
Moloch cultists?
Anonymous No.149784084
>KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THAT WAS MY LAST RESORT
>DEATH BATTLE WINNING? FANS SEETHING
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING
Anonymous No.149784091
>wins Death Battle
Anonymous No.149784098
>>149784080
Baal had more impact than KEKmosh btw
Anonymous No.149784099
>>149783925
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.149784112 >>149784125
>>149784062
simoncuck...
Anonymous No.149784117
>>149783889
Gwen stacy suffered from brittle bones please understand
Anonymous No.149784121
>>149784030
>>149784060
Wow I hate Lupin now.
Anonymous No.149784123 >>149784125
>>149784062
kylecuck…
Anonymous No.149784125 >>149784138 >>149784146
>>149784112
>>149784123
KISS
Anonymous No.149784138 >>149784159 >>149784170 >>149784216
>>149784125
Simonbros are probably more willing because he did kiss a tranny
Anonymous No.149784146 >>149784170 >>149784177 >>149784189
>>149784125
Kylebros are probably more willing because they’re used to being cucked.
Anonymous No.149784159
>>149784138
Actual irrefutable canon.
Anonymous No.149784170
>>149784138
>>149784146
KISS YOU FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.149784177 >>149784197
>>149784146
Actual irrefutable canon.
Anonymous No.149784189 >>149784197 >>149784290
>>149784146
Retarded headcanon. Kyle is well known for having a harem of fine women that rivals Hal's.
Anonymous No.149784193
>>149783925
K to the B to the C.
Anonymous No.149784197
>>149784177
>>149784189
FUCKING KISS
Anonymous No.149784206 >>149784243
hmm heeeh haaaa hmmmm hmmmmm yaaagh hmmm heeeh yaaaagh hmmmm yeeeh hmmm haaaagh hmmmm hmmmm woaowaoaowaoaowaoa
Anonymous No.149784216 >>149784252
>>149784138
Retarded headcanon. Simon literally got rid of the only version of himself that did that by absorbing him.
Anonymous No.149784222
Anonymous No.149784235 >>149784247 >>149784256 >>149784264 >>149784269
>BEGGING men to kiss each other
Favorite Death Battle?
Anonymous No.149784241
The only bush I get is the one my big bro makes me watch from...
Anonymous No.149784243
>>149784206
>Kylefags and Simonfags out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149784247
>>149784235
do you even need to ask?
Anonymous No.149784252 >>149784377
>>149784216
>got rid of
>is the canon Simon in the canon series
OH NO NO NO!! SimonSISSIES!! We can't hide in the closet...
Anonymous No.149784256
>>149784235
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like Naruto vs Ichigo
Anonymous No.149784264
>>149784235
GODku vs SuperCHAD
Anonymous No.149784269
>>149784235
KINGtos vs CHADsura
Anonymous No.149784275
>simonjeet melty
Anonymous No.149784288 >>149784295 >>149784299 >>149784308
Anonymous No.149784290 >>149784345
>>149784189
>All of them dump him or cuck him
OH NO NO NO!! KyleSISSIES!! We can’t hide in the cuckshed…
Anonymous No.149784291 >>149784318
>simoncuck psychotic episode
Anonymous No.149784295
>>149784288
my heroes and the child they kidnapped
Anonymous No.149784299
>>149784288
Goku after Superman lobotomizes him with his heat vision
Anonymous No.149784308
>>149784288
>All 3 having their last meals before Mark low-diffs them
Anonymous No.149784311 >>149784318
>kylejeet melty
Anonymous No.149784318
>>149784291
>>149784311
KISS
Anonymous No.149784333
>kylecuck psychotic episode
Anonymous No.149784345
>>149784290
Besides the one that died and the one who dumped him for hiding their child, he dumped them all, non-reader. Continue being an obsessed parroting BITCH though.
Anonymous No.149784348 >>149784366 >>149784379 >>149784396 >>149784431
>simon vs kyle was more cancerous than hulk vs godzilla the entire time
Anonymous No.149784352 >>149784395 >>149784402
>>149780831 (OP)
THAT'S IT, GOKU! I'M DONE HOLDING BACK! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Anonymous No.149784360 >>149784389 >>149784419 >>149784432 >>149784468 >>149784472
Why did Kyle losing buckbreak people this hard? It's not like DC hasnt taken a L before
Anonymous No.149784366
>>149784348
It's still Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous No.149784377
>>149784252
Besides the fact that Simon now is nothing more than some weird memories Simon will forget about within a few months, he is 100% straight, non watcher, continue being an obsessed parroting BITCH though.
Anonymous No.149784379
>>149784348
It's just the obsessed benpedo continuing his meltdown.
Anonymous No.149784389
>>149784360
Because it was a high-tier + wasn't Marvel. No one gives a shit about Harley and literal who version of aquman
Anonymous No.149784395
>>149784352
Anonymous No.149784396
>>149784348
It’s just the obsessed Kylejeet continuing his cope meltdown.
Anonymous No.149784398 >>149784439 >>149784444
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
Anonymous No.149784402
>>149784352
GAH
Anonymous No.149784419
>>149784360
The only one giving any shits about Kyle at all is the obsessed simoncuck.
Anonymous No.149784431
>>149784348
it only ever gets brought up in peak spic hours
Anonymous No.149784432
>>149784360
Kyle is a DC herald tier whom they scaled head and shoulders above /dbg/'s biggest insecure snowflake Hal Jordan. It exposed a vulnerability within them
Anonymous No.149784435 >>149784444 >>149784448
*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”
Anonymous No.149784439
>>149784398
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous No.149784444
>>149784398
>>149784435
KISS YOU FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.149784448
>>149784435
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous No.149784461 >>149784471
>>149782789
>he
>>149782928
>he
Anonymous No.149784468
>>149784360
It's also not like Kyle hasn't taken a D before
Anonymous No.149784471
>>149784461
>has
Anonymous No.149784472
>>149784360
DCucks got a taste of their own medicine when Simon pulverized their entire verse’s cosmology, just like how Raven pulverized Marvel’s entire cosmology.
Anonymous No.149784476 >>149784486 >>149784503 >>149784517
What's next for Simon the Digger after defeating DC Comics?
Anonymous No.149784480
so if TOBA is brought into the fight would it just be a TOBA win since Banner would be dead?
Anonymous No.149784486 >>149784506 >>149784513 >>149784536 >>149784611
>>149784476
He will demolish SHITku and all of Dragon Ball’s cosmology for his second win.
Anonymous No.149784500
>>149783257
>Hulk canonically killed Doomsday
Death Battle lost HARD.
Anonymous No.149784503 >>149784539
>>149784476
A switch 2 from Kamina
Anonymous No.149784506 >>149784543
>>149784486
Goku wins
Anonymous No.149784513
>>149784486
>eeeh? you want me to blow THAT up? that thing's WAY too big!
Anonymous No.149784517 >>149784570
>>149784476
Jade’s green pussy from Kyle.
Anonymous No.149784536
>>149784486
there would only be 11 universe shurikens to throw...
Anonymous No.149784539
>>149784503
Ehhh??!! But he already received a Switch 2 from god lord master Kamina sama the night his wife’s son was concieved!
Anonymous No.149784543 >>149784551
>>149784506
… a free all expenses paid trip to the 4-0 club.
Anonymous No.149784547
>>149783257
>DCucks have to resort to saying Manhattan was either lying, hallucinating or just making shit up instead of accepting an easter egg for what it is
Anonymous No.149784551 >>149784563
>>149784543
nope he wins
Anonymous No.149784554 >>149784618
>>149782011
Post Godzilla Ultima actually doing something
Anonymous No.149784563 >>149784571
>>149784551
...a one way ticket to HFIL
Anonymous No.149784570
>>149784517
Ehhh??!! But Lucas Simon already deflowered that green bitch after Kyle offered him his own house and bed!
Anonymous No.149784571 >>149784613
>>149784563
nah he wins
Anonymous No.149784585 >>149784618
>>149782069
All I hear is a whiny bitch salty that his statements lizard gets curbstomped by someone who does things
Anonymous No.149784611
>>149784486
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I CAN’T EVEN LIFT MORE THAN 10 TONS PLEASE SPARE ME BASE GURREN LAGANN!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149784613
>>149784571
... the death battle between Goku and Simon the digger.
Anonymous No.149784617
>>149783257
>A green behemoth stronger than even Doomsday
Death Battle-bros, our research...
Anonymous No.149784618
>>149784554
>>149784585
>Responds two hours later
Post people remembering Rebirth Gamera at all.
It hurts...