Thread 149780831

Who should Hulk fight after Godzilla?

NO LIMITS!!!

>>149780831 (OP)
Goku. One of them needs a victory

Bruce CHADnner won the last thread.

CHADruce LORDnner.

>>149780861
Post Bruce Banner knowing about terminal velocity

>>149780871
…and the 0-2 jobber behind him

BRING ME SIMON THE DIGGER

Lizard? Smashed.
Ultima? Solved.
Fraud? Checked.
Pity? Win.

>>149780831 (OP)
Feed him someone in his weight class like Z broly

You should be able to understand this

>>149780897
...is what Banner dreamed about inside of Ultima's dream within a dream.

HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE- AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149780934
Hulk? Smog monster fodder.

Your goal? Stop Godzilla from killing itself endlessly.

My hero has literally zero anti feats and can destroy a universe just by thinking about it

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!!!!!! *ejaculates enigmatically*

>>149780951
Azathoth

>>149780951
Gojo Satoru...

>>149780951
Yog-Sothoth CHAD

>>149780955
No one except KINGtos scholars…

>>149780934
Yikes, that acid is not even 1/100th as strong as what Mina can produce...

>>149780951
The Batman Who Laughs...

>>149780992
If I stick my dick in her will she melt it off?

>>149780934
>AU
>Hulk regenerated
Yup.

>>149780951
Matara Okina...

>>149781008
Anything smaller than an 8 she melts off for wasting her time

>>149781014
That AU Hulk? 100000000000000000000000000000x stronger than World Breaker

>>149780947
Is there ANYONE who can beat Hedorah?

>>149781014
>AUUUUAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>149780831 (OP)
It is time for Death Battle to admit they are wrong

Orthogonals? I diagonalize them.
Super-dimensions? I calculate them.
Archetypal higher-dimensional molecules? I self-similarly rotate them.
My name?

>>149781058
Mark Grayson.

W-WHY ISN'T IT HEALING AAARRRGGGHHH SAVE ME GREEN DOOR!!

>>149781058
watashi no wa Jetto Jagga

>>149781046
>acid that specifically nerfed Hulk's healing
>Hulk also regenerated from that

>>149781039
bad writing

>>149781068
Post Mark Grayson showing even the slightest hint of not being the biggest fucking dumbass in comic books.

>>149781058
Jet jagga!

>>149781072
ARAARAAH!! WOOOUNDEED!

>>149781068
Mark Gayson

>>149781086
I CANT! NOW STOP ASKING

>>149781086
>is literally made of SMART atoms

>>149781112
AAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEEEE

>>149781039
I always wanted to see Hedorah fight Biollante personally. I think they could do it in the Monsterverse; Hedorah evolves from a primordial soup of pollution or some shit in the great pacific garbage patch. Biollante, I don't know, an equal and opposite spontaneous evolution by the planet. And Godzilla has to step in to mediate between these inchoate elemental kaijus that have never existed before

Fiction's SMARTEST MEN...

>>149781112
Post mark not crying like a little bitch

>>149781124
>not Mario vs Jar Jar Binks

>>149781112
Shamr if I... Turned them off

>Remember people talking about Hulk having the second most issues in Marvel
>Check the sales
Also, apparently a copy of Hulk #1 sold for ~$9300 on an auction site I saw.

>>149781160
>/m/ king returns
I kneel

>>149781076
Prove that it was specifically anti-hulk acid and it's not just really strong acid overtaxing his healing.

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.

>>149781128
He doesn't cry for most of the comics run, ya dumb bitch

>>149780861
yeah, racking up those pity wins

>>149781183
Baki GAWD...

>>149781039
Godzilla.

>>149781191
more gay fantasies and mothra shipping from the hulkfags. get better material for pity win banner, this pasta's stale

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS!?

Looks like Godzilla is going to have a rematch against Superman

Didn't Godzilla die, go to Hell, beat the shit out of Hell, and come back to life
What can Shartuce Shartnner even do in comparison

>>149781165
>Rocket Raccoon
What happened here

What are your guys' opinions on this site? https://www.superherodb.com/

>>149781243
>Raoh out of nowhere

>>149781248
>go to hell, beat up a bunch of no feat nobodies, get praised for it

>>149781259
I hate commercials so I never go to commercial websites.

>>149781243
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, capebitch?!?!??!

>>149781242
Like you wouldn't also lose to that

>>149781284
...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT PENNYWISE THE DANCING CLOWN

How would you react if they ignored Ultima's novelization BUT gave Godzilla the "Outerversal Godzilla in Hell" scaling?

>>149781315
One thing's for sure: either way he stomps Goku

>>149781315
It'd be funnier because max wank GiH id probably more bullshit

>>149781315
I'd chuckle sensibly

This will be my final post on /co/.

How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with Banner as a supposed to be smart winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, Banner is solving, so intelligent, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your episode.

>>149781325
>>149781326
IT, you need to actually take things seriously for once

Trust the HULK!!

>>149781345
The guy who lost to Puck? Sure.

>>149781345
I trust him to beat Goku in the inevitable clash to escape 0-3
Nothing against the Hulk, I just like Godzilla more.

>>149781345
I don't trust Mary Sues and he was just that under Pak

>>149781345
I trust him to continue to be shit ever since Immortal Hulk came out

>>149781345
Based.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149781354
Charizard will gape both in the ozone club thobeit

>>149781375
You know what's surprising? This waiting period had barely any actual interaction from the Nikoschizo and Kaijuschizo and whatever their weird discord drama was. I wonder what happened.

>>149781366
Hulk's been the drizzling shits after Skaar went nowhere

>>149781315
>outerversal mountain
OH DEAR GOD

>>149781397
CHADth enthusiasts and SMASH enthusiasts scared them off

Do you prefer powerful characters to have pure physical strength or "hax"?

>>149781191
>>149781235
>RTH pasta
Literal kaijuFAGGOT.

>>149781489
K,b,c

>>149780892
I heard you were ducking your match with me Frisk.

>>149781315
Wont happen since Swan shut that down on the cast.

>>149781411
Hax is for FAGS.

>>149780934
Getting shit in your eyes sucks no matter how strong you are, faggot.

>>149781148
Skibidi Toilet is... strong.

>>149781411
Hax is either so a character is a physically weak bitch or so the Hax can specifically be countered.

>>149780831 (OP)
test

>>149781489
That same doujin ends like this Zillatard

>>149781538
>He doesn't have stronger eyeballs

Smart Atoms.

>>149781507
Fight me, Alex

>>149781411
My characters do both

>>149781573
>xhe enjoys getting pissed in xir eyes
Favorite kaiju?

>GODdit
Stay.

>>149781593
I only fight quirky indie RPGS and quirky indie adjacents like Homestuck.

Ben with no Alien-X, who could beat him?

>>149781652
Star Force Mega Man.

*Flies through Godzilla's head and instantly kills him*

>>149781652
Every Viltrumite.

>>149780951
Phineas and Ferb...

>>149781536
>t. haxless fag

do you guys find it fun pretending to be gay and retarded

>>149781652
Any magic setting since terraspin negs magic no?

>instantly depowers your favorite villains with his patented Yemma Lock
>Erases their previous individuality and reincarnates them all into brown Indian children.

Name a fate worse than this.

>W-well Ultima has some really wild h-hax and—
>And? And what? What if Hulk just smash your hax?

>>149781652
KINGtos negs

Hulk could just easily clap the multiverse away if need be, I don't see how this is a match...

>banner won't have time to solve the equation!
Banner has in-built forcefields that can casually survive attacks from Hulk-tier characters and absorb their energy and his own personal Bannertech could easily suffice for an Orthogonal Diagonalizer given it really was only the equation that was the actually difficult part of the build to beat Ultima

>>149781755
>Scan Kratos because demigods are different from regular humans and would count as a separate species
>Instantly becomes stronger then him

>>149781772
The equation is already solved. What kaijutards don't understand is Ultima is a LOSEcon.

>>149781772
This is Bruce being a good father btw

My hero? The G(C)OAT.

>>149781733
The only thing worse than being reincarnated as an Indian child would be being reincarnated specifically as an Indian girl

>>149780831 (OP)
Who won?

>>149781622
It's hilarious

All those novel feats only to still get curbstomped by Rebirth Gamera

>>149782000
Post Gamera not killing himself with a moon level feat

>>149781422
what ever you say, ohnoschizo.

>>149781622
Cute.
>Snow Godzilla hits Hulk with his Amnesia Beam

>>149782048
How will he do that when Hulk is gorillions of times faster?

>>149782011
>>149782000
>please b-buy shin godzilla... an-and look forward to it's upcoming sequel....M-Maybe watch Gamera Rebirth on Netflix?

FUARRRRRRKKK ANIME IS SO FUCKING STRONG!?

>>149782061
Hulk attempts to tank it

>>149782061
>Snow Godzilla controls the weather, uses that to slow Hulk down.
Can't be fast if the floor's slippery.

>>149781160
the GENIUS atoms would just reprogram jet jaguar instead

>your opponent's win condition starts helping you
>your win condition starts helping your opponent

>>149782104
Hey. Credit to you in making the Hulk green for this comic edit.

>>149781223
lmao yeah that's literally how people wanking singular point sound like

>>149782084
Hulk? Greatest ice skater there is.

>>149782132
>hands aren't green
THAT'S NOT HULK! THAT'S SOME PSYCHO WEARING HIS FLESH!

>>149782104
Lmao
>>149782111
Count Dooku stomps

>>149782104
Why would TOBA help SHITzilla?

>>149782126
Based.

>>149782111
this is where Poo Poo starts to run

>>149782132
Sneed

>>149782196
Revenge for incluiding him in that retarded mary sue hulk run.

>>149782196
Because it's funny

>>149782196
because he wants the Hulk body without all the Banner stuff inside it

>>149782238
>beats with a tennis racket

>>149782126
>...because Saruman would speed blitz him, obviously!

>>149782196
He is not the Nine Tailed Fox, he is Sukuna. Fuck Hulk.

>>149782263
TOBA still wants Hulk’s body more than anything, he wouldn’t destroy it.

>>149782238
>One-shAAAACK
https://youtu.be/HTKCtyD8kBY?feature=shared

>>149782238
>Deletes you from all of time and space

>>149782238
KINGtos victim

>>149782152
how?

What would be the edgiest death battle ?

>>149782111
Maul.

>>149782373
Carnage vs Lucy I'd say.

>>149782365
>Trained by Yoda and Sidious
>Actually pretty good with the Force
>One of the best lightsaber duelists in the entire franchise
I don't think Maul has anything

>>149782423
>old as fuck

>>149782423
he has robot legs

>>149782435
Yeah, and?

>>149782238
This weak bitch loses to so many rpgmaker characters it isn't even funny

I cannot destroy a planet.

I have never fought anyone that destroyed a planet.

You don't think this will be received that badly despite the more supported character getting stomped right?

>>149782471
We know, Gamera.

Comic scaling is so weird
>Regular Hulk can apparently destroy universes by clapping hard enough
>To show how dangerous World Breaker Hulk is, they... destroy a planet?

>>149782471
Ichigo/Naruto/Luffy...

>>149782471
Undertale...
Deltarune...
Mario...
Sonic...
Cthulhu...
MHA...
DC...
MARVEL...
Godzilla...

>>149782491
What does the Genshin guy even do? I've only ever seen people compare him to Rover from Wuthering Waves in an unfavorable way.

>>149782525
In cutscenes he beats characters that scale anywhere from mountain to country level AP while having access to worse elemental manipulation

>>149782556
So he's basically Kratos?

>>149782517
>Undertale/Deltarune
Timelines include planets.

>Mario
Characters have tanked stars exploding and black holes and characters that scale above that.

>Sonic
Isn't Archie Sonic pretty strong?

>Cthulu
Yeah this nigger has no planetary feats.

>MHA
No one really overscales them.

>Godzilla
There's a non-canon comic of him defeating some 'God' in hell but that 'God' is featless and vague, so yeah. Godzilal has never really done anything impressive.

>>149782581
he destroyed earth in the same comic

>>149782565
Sure I guess? I'm sure there's some hax nonsense he scales to but I don't know about Genshin enough to say for sure beyond him just AP stomping Aang

>>149782609
The non-canon one right?

>>149782464
Chara literally destroyed every timeline in existence with a single slash. Every save file is a timeline and Chara destroys all of them at the end of the genocide run

>>149782652
shhh let the contrarians seethe over the smiling brat

>>149782651
non-canon to what?

>>149782691
That brat needs correction

>>149782581
Ghidorah is literally a planet eater (literal in a few versions)

>>149782652
below high end Lovecraft

>>149782581
Removing timelines doesn't mean you have planetary power because if it did that means anyone with a fucking time machine or causes a time paradox is planetary despite explicitly never showcasing that level of power. Unless you genuinely believe that Steven universe in the beginning of his series is planet level from destroying 3 different timelines with a gem item.

>>149782652
Any source on that

>>149782652
If that's the case, why can I just delete those two files and bring the game back to normal state? Monika fairs better than that under similar circumstances.

>>149782652
he jobs to my uninstall button

>>149780831 (OP)
Hulk jobs to Thanos

>>149782652
Jobs to literally dirt in touhou

I remember being a fan of Raz vs Ness despite being a pretty bad stomp, still am honestly. Sad that it's less likely to ever happen since Ness's most popular opponent has been changed to Frisk

>The space-time ruptured as it could no longer withstand the intensity of the laser, and I could see the ruptures boiling with tiny bubbles. Each one was supposed to be the source of the universe with its own possibilities.
Godzilla? Universal++++++ with just his basic breath attack

>>149782814
Raz should fight Nigel Uno.

>>149782762
Fuck bros how do we refute this?

>>149782825
>universe tier buildings
FUARK

>>149782762
Steven Universal

>>149780831 (OP)
Most guys rated city level and up to multiversal by powerscaling goblins probably can't destroy a mountain by punching it

>>149780950
I will marry and impregnate Godzilla so we can have beautiful children

>>149782883
I recall the novelization saying that the buildings affected by the red dust were "reinforced" by other versions of themselves from other universes/times
I'll have to find it again

>>149782581
Frisk can only destroy his timeline if he kills hundreds of monsters, without that he jobs to anyone

>>149782909
Actually true

There is absolutely nothing wrong with chainscaling and it is the most accurate way to judge power.

>>149782948
Tucker...

There is absolutely something wrong with chainscaling and it is the least accurate way to judge power.

>>149782948
Then how come people get mad when it's used for DC or marvel characters then?

>>149782948
1-A aunt May...

>>149782948
>This is what chainscalers actually believe

>>149782976
th-they just didn't have enough killing intent towards the branch

>>149782948
Tails...

>>149782581
>Godzilla never did anything impressive
>swam in the mantel from the Japanese trench to Mt. Fuji, after shifting the tectonic plates from fighting Battra
>When Earth was 50 meters, he blew up the 30 kilometers, ~73.42 sextillion kilograms meteor hurtling towards the planet. Was also stated he could shoot his beam as far as pluto.
>Survived two black hole/worm holes being shot at him.
>Ultima could say 'nah, i'd win', and ignore damage and killing blows to him (Amphibia got carbonized from the inside out, due to breathing explosive carbon, and just revived himself)
>Earth, at 50 meters, survived over 1,000 nukes being launched at him.
>in 2003, Godzilla tanked a cannon that freezes things on a molecular level.
>ALL while raising a bunch of kids.

>>149782373
The Batman Who Laughs vs the Marquis of Death

>>149782997
Earth was also able to like, over strength a literal black hole being Void Ghidorah, replenishing his power and being immune to the void's black hole.

Solve my equation.

>>149782814
It is quite the pity Judge Cassandra Anderson is so obscure, since she's a nearly perfect opponent for Raz.

>>149782948
You lost, Bardock
You'll lose, Gohan

How do you actually show a character doing feats above planetary level without it being all statements or just making them really really big like Gurren Lagann?

>>149783018
penis + vagina = baby in 9 months

>>149783031
Math

>>149783031
by showing it

>>149783031
Like Space Racer imploding a star or Drax ripping a stellar core out with his bare hands and tanking the resulting kaboom. Something like that. Technicalities are your friend; have a character stand at the epicenter of two planets colliding but one is made of antimatter or some shit. The problem is getting to galactic without killing off your entire setting

>>149783031
Show them destroying a planet universe or timeline if Homestuck can do it anything that is actually good could also do the same.

>>149782997
Meh

>>149780831 (OP)
Superman canonically wins this fight

>>149783103
...in an alternate universe where Hulk didn't rape Godzilla to death

>>149783035
>Simon couldn't solve this
Lagannsissies... we are FRAUDS...

>>149783103
Hulk mind controls Superman

Post your hero being strong enough to give birth

>>149783103
They've fought a couple times in crossovers but it's always inconclusive. The one decisive victory for Supes was fan voted and more recently DC did a tongue in cheek thing where totally not Hulk and Thor almost killed Superman and Doomsday had to save him. So who really knows

>>149783103
No lies detected.

>>149783112
...which is this and all universes that are possible to exist

>>149783142
post Hulk having mind control abilities

>>149783168
DC did no such thing. Geoff Johns several paragraphs there, none of which came to be.

Post a character with time Hax that actually has planetary feats that isn't a result from time fuckery now!

>>149783211
*wrote several paragraphs there

>>149783142
Poison Ivy's the Hulk? That'd explain this one artist rendition of Ivy.

>>149783211
Don't be anal

>>149783103
…after Batman beat him first

>>149783257
>anal

>>149783257
>homosexual ideation
Favorite anime and kaiju?

>>149781315
I would nod because it's accurate

>>149783309
Mario
Mario

>>149783309
King of the Hill and Whales.

>>149783309
the mcu of course!

>>149782915
This sounds suspiciously bullshit. Like something someone on vsbw would make up to wank.

>>149783257
>all things that never happened nor will
Imagine being that one tard obsessed over this kek

>>149783309
I don't have a favorite anime but my favorite Kaiju is Gigan

>>149783309
Luigi
Mario

>>149783216
Bowser. Done.

>>149783349
You don't know how stories or the metaverse work. It was a nice reference and you've been in denial about it since the day it released

>>149783320
>>149783370

>>149783309
Avengers Assemble and Monolith!

>>149783103
Superman canonically beats everyone. He is your hero.

>>149783382
>that one tard feels called out
>can only offer lame projection
LOL
LMAO

>>149783416
even his wife?

>>149783216
My HERO explicitly tanks super massive star-tier attacks without taking a scratch, and he has a bunch of magic hacks.
He also has time hacks.

>>149783429
It keeps her in line.

>>149783142
And this shitty jobber is supposed to be able to walk through a fucking Kamehameha without feeling it?

>>149783448
yes

>>149783320
>>149783370
I understand this.

>>149783428
Have your (You)

>>149780831 (OP)
>tfw my favorite matchup will never get an episode because Orion is a nobody

>>149783448
No but Death Battle is always wrong every time.

>>149783253
Fucking christ...

>>149783448
Shartku is for Makima's mind control.

>>149783477
>feels the need to respond
>can't muster a response
Concession accepted.

>>149783339
Found the source and the reason why people were arguing for "infinite density buildings".
>Godzilla's beam uses CTC to infinitely scale its attack potency
>Buildings around him are "dense" because the CTC also affects them
>They're also apparently multi-dimensional (in the XYZ+ way)

>>149783559
>Concession
Enjoy the wiener, fatass

>>149783505
They couldn't do this justice anyway. Kirby artstyle in a panel slideshow format.

>>149783572
That doesn’t imply that at all though.

As I thought, zillatards were just making shit up as usual.

>>149781489
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149783589
I'm enjoying your tears instead, little bitch.

>>149783572
who could destroy the multi-dimensional buildings?

>>149783589
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MOzjBO2dsmY&pp=ygUQU3RvbmUgY29sZCB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D

>>149780831 (OP)
>Hulk raped in high school
>Superman raped by Russians
They fight each other because both are rape victims?

>>149782581
>Napstablook was just minding his own business while the pacifist ending happened
Doesn't this debunk anything above planetary for the final fight?

>>149781676
>Omnitrix copies Viltrumite DNA

>>149783620
>Godzilla's beam shoots an infinitely scaling number of beams from the past due to CTC
>The buildings wouldn't be affected by this infinitely scaling CTC despite it explicitly saying they are because ???
I swear, the only defense Hulkfags has is being unable to read

>>149783668
Lois looks kinda pissed lol

>>149783668
Who hasn't fucked Lois in DC anyways? Alfred and every Batman character?

>>149783673
Nowhere in your (probably fake) text does it say the buildings have infinite density or whatever the fuck. You are literally making shit up.

>>149783665
Omnitrix isn't advanced enough to scan Smart Atoms, next.

KEKAROO

>>149783720
Yet they can be aborted at any Planned Parenthood. Curious.

>>149782948
Danny Phantom…

SNEED

>>149783752
Lexbros...

>>149783719
>Probably fake
Why even bother arguing with someone who doesn't even believe in the source material?

>>149783035
>Lucas Simon solved this
GreenLanternsissies… we are FRAUDS…

>>149783766
Uhhh well....

FEATS!!!
I WANT FEATS!!!
FUCK STATEMENTS AND SCALINGSISSIES!!!

>>149783766
Kirkman's humiliation fetish has poked a hole in the unbeatable smart atoms...

>>149783766
OH NO NO NO NO NO SMART ATOMSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Post smart atoms saving a Viltrumite from getting killed by a random lizard that evolved on a slightly harsher planet

IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I like SCPKINO

>>149783779
The source material that isn’t officially translated and thus open to false information like has happened countless times with Japanese novels? Gee…

>>149783794
Kyle also solved it, non-reader. He hid it from his gf Soranik at the time and she didn't like that.
Also,
>KYLEKYLEKYLE
>needy parroting
Literally mindbroken.

>>149783842
Hold up, why didn't that guy's neck snap but Gwen Stacy's did? Did Spider-man INTENTIONALLY kill his girlfriend?

>>149783766
Smart atom planned parenthood clinics you don't think Robert Kirkman, the greatest writer of our time hasn't thought of that.

>>149783842
That...that would have killed the guy...

*casually kills outerversal beings in your path*

>>149783794
>Kyle also solved it, non-reader. He hid it from his gf Soranik at the time and she didn't like that.
>Also,
>>KYLEKYLEKYLE
>>needy parroting
>Literally mindbroken.

I read Shitvincible but I still don't know what smart atoms are and above all why are their insides so weak when their organs should have them too

>>149783925
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149783925
>(You) but like a BITCH
Like I said, literally mindbroken.

Smart Atoms adapt better than Doomsday

>>149783925
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149783766
>Yet they can be aborted at any Planned Parenthood
breh.

>>149783925
>>149783957
>one minute apart
Literally mindbroken.

>>149783925
Kek what a pathetic cucked bitch that dragged down all of DC’s cosmology with him

>>149783636
As many wieners as you finna want

So what set him off this time. I have a pretty damn good idea.

>>149783925
>>149783957
>>149783980
>one minute apart
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Lupin III: Evening, gents! Hand over the Brown Brick, and nobody gets hurt… probably.Mike Matei: Oh, great. A thief. Gadget, do something!Inspector Gadget: Go, go, Gadget Laser!Gadget’s arm extends, firing a red laser beam. Lupin cartwheels out of the way with superhuman agility, leaving an afterimage.Lupin III: Nice try, tin man! Let’s see how you handle this!Lupin tosses a flash grenade, blinding Gadget. Mike dives behind a display case, shouting.Mike Matei: Gadget, watch out! He’s too fast!Gadget stumbles, his copter hat spinning wildly. He activates his spring-loaded legs, bouncing toward Lupin, who dodges effortlessly and plants a sticky bomb on Gadget’s coat.Lupin III: Let’s turn up the heat!The bomb explodes, sending Gadget crashing through a wall. He emerges, scorched but intact, his cyborg durability kicking in.Inspector Gadget: I love building brown bricks… with EXPLOSIONS!Gadget extends a mechanical arm, grabbing Lupin’s leg. Lupin counters by drawing his Walther P38, firing precise shots that sever the arm’s cables. Gadget yelps, retracting the damaged limb.Mike Matei: Come on, Gadget, use something useful! Like, I dunno, a net!Inspector Gadget: Go, go, Gadget Net!A net shoots from Gadget’s hat, but Lupin slices it in half with a rapier, laughing.Lupin III: You’re out of your league, Inspector! Time to wrap this up.Lupin sprints vertically up a wall, dodging Gadget’s flurry of gadgets—hammers, rollerskates, even an inflatable raft. Mike, fed up, grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays Lupin, momentarily disorienting him.Mike Matei: Gotcha, thief! Now, Gadget, finish him!Gadget, still dazed, misfires his laser, blasting a hole in the ceiling. Debris falls, pinning Mike under a beam.Mike Matei: Ugh, not again…Lupin seizes the moment, grabbing the Brown Brick artifact from its pedestal. He winks at Gadget.-

>>149783925
Kek, based, canon
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>>149784030
yep, canon.

>>149783922
Who should they fight in Death Battle?

>>149784030
Lupin III: Thanks for the show, boys. Catch me if you can!Gadget, enraged, shouts: “Go, go, Gadget Rocket!” A missile launches from his chest, chasing Lupin as he leaps through a window. Lupin dodges at the last second, and the missile obliterates a nearby car.Lupin lands on the street, but Gadget’s copter hat keeps him in pursuit. Lupin tosses a smoke bomb, vanishing into an alley. Gadget, confused, crashes into a dumpster.Inspector Gadget: Where’s that Minecrap thief?!From the shadows, Lupin emerges in a disguise as a museum guard, sneaking up on Gadget. He plants a high-yield explosive on Gadget’s back.Lupin III: Sayonara, cyborg.The explosion engulfs Gadget, reducing him to a pile of sparking parts. Lupin turns to Mike, who’s struggling under the debris.Lupin III: Sorry, pal. Wrong place, wrong time.Lupin fires a single shot from his Walther P38, ending Mike’s struggle. He pockets the Brown Brick and strolls off, whistling. KO!

>>149784024
There is nothing wrong with RTH

>>149784062
Kylebro…

>>149783925
>>149783957
>>149783980
>>149784009
>one minute apart
kek what set off this mindbroken obsessed BITCH LMAO

I really want Ruby to die, I know it won't happen even though Maka is stronger and scales higher but I still want that.

>>149784059
Moloch cultists?

>KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THAT WAS MY LAST RESORT
>DEATH BATTLE WINNING? FANS SEETHING
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING

>>149784080
Baal had more impact than KEKmosh btw

>>149783925
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149784062
simoncuck...

>>149783889
Gwen stacy suffered from brittle bones please understand

>>149784030
>>149784060
Wow I hate Lupin now.

>>149784062
kylecuck…

>>149784112
>>149784123
KISS

>>149784125
Simonbros are probably more willing because he did kiss a tranny

>>149784125
Kylebros are probably more willing because they’re used to being cucked.

>>149784138
Actual irrefutable canon.

>>149784138
>>149784146
KISS YOU FAGGOTS

>>149784146
Actual irrefutable canon.

>>149784146
Retarded headcanon. Kyle is well known for having a harem of fine women that rivals Hal's.

>>149783925
K to the B to the C.

>>149784177
>>149784189
FUCKING KISS

hmm heeeh haaaa hmmmm hmmmmm yaaagh hmmm heeeh yaaaagh hmmmm yeeeh hmmm haaaagh hmmmm hmmmm woaowaoaowaoaowaoa

>>149784138
Retarded headcanon. Simon literally got rid of the only version of himself that did that by absorbing him.

>BEGGING men to kiss each other
Favorite Death Battle?

The only bush I get is the one my big bro makes me watch from...

>>149784206
>Kylefags and Simonfags out of NOWHERE

>>149784235
do you even need to ask?

>>149784216
>got rid of
>is the canon Simon in the canon series
OH NO NO NO!! SimonSISSIES!! We can't hide in the closet...

>>149784235
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like Naruto vs Ichigo

>>149784235
GODku vs SuperCHAD

>>149784235
KINGtos vs CHADsura

>>149784189
>All of them dump him or cuck him
OH NO NO NO!! KyleSISSIES!! We can’t hide in the cuckshed…

>>149784288
my heroes and the child they kidnapped

>>149784288
Goku after Superman lobotomizes him with his heat vision

>>149784288
>All 3 having their last meals before Mark low-diffs them

>>149784291
>>149784311
KISS

>>149784290
Besides the one that died and the one who dumped him for hiding their child, he dumped them all, non-reader. Continue being an obsessed parroting BITCH though.

>>149780831 (OP)
THAT'S IT, GOKU! I'M DONE HOLDING BACK! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Why did Kyle losing buckbreak people this hard? It's not like DC hasnt taken a L before

>>149784348
It's still Kratos vs Asura

>>149784252
Besides the fact that Simon now is nothing more than some weird memories Simon will forget about within a few months, he is 100% straight, non watcher, continue being an obsessed parroting BITCH though.

>>149784348
It's just the obsessed benpedo continuing his meltdown.

>>149784360
Because it was a high-tier + wasn't Marvel. No one gives a shit about Harley and literal who version of aquman

>>149784348
It’s just the obsessed Kylejeet continuing his cope meltdown.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>149784352
GAH

>>149784360
The only one giving any shits about Kyle at all is the obsessed simoncuck.

>>149784348
it only ever gets brought up in peak spic hours

>>149784360
Kyle is a DC herald tier whom they scaled head and shoulders above /dbg/'s biggest insecure snowflake Hal Jordan. It exposed a vulnerability within them

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”

>>149784398
Kek, based, canon.

>>149784398
>>149784435
KISS YOU FAGGOTS

>>149784435
Kek, based, canon.

>>149782789
>he
>>149782928
>he

>>149784360
It's also not like Kyle hasn't taken a D before

>>149784461
>has

>>149784360
DCucks got a taste of their own medicine when Simon pulverized their entire verse’s cosmology, just like how Raven pulverized Marvel’s entire cosmology.

What's next for Simon the Digger after defeating DC Comics?

so if TOBA is brought into the fight would it just be a TOBA win since Banner would be dead?

>>149784476
He will demolish SHITku and all of Dragon Ball’s cosmology for his second win.

>>149783257
>Hulk canonically killed Doomsday
Death Battle lost HARD.

>>149784476
A switch 2 from Kamina

>>149784486
Goku wins

>>149784486
>eeeh? you want me to blow THAT up? that thing's WAY too big!

>>149784476
Jade’s green pussy from Kyle.

>>149784486
there would only be 11 universe shurikens to throw...

>>149784503
Ehhh??!! But he already received a Switch 2 from god lord master Kamina sama the night his wife’s son was concieved!

>>149784506
… a free all expenses paid trip to the 4-0 club.

>>149783257
>DCucks have to resort to saying Manhattan was either lying, hallucinating or just making shit up instead of accepting an easter egg for what it is

>>149784543
nope he wins

>>149782011
Post Godzilla Ultima actually doing something

>>149784551
...a one way ticket to HFIL

>>149784517
Ehhh??!! But Lucas Simon already deflowered that green bitch after Kyle offered him his own house and bed!

>>149784563
nah he wins

>>149782069
All I hear is a whiny bitch salty that his statements lizard gets curbstomped by someone who does things

>>149784486
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I CAN’T EVEN LIFT MORE THAN 10 TONS PLEASE SPARE ME BASE GURREN LAGANN!!!!!!!!

>>149784571
... the death battle between Goku and Simon the digger.

>>149783257
>A green behemoth stronger than even Doomsday
Death Battle-bros, our research...

>>149784554
>>149784585
>Responds two hours later
Post people remembering Rebirth Gamera at all.
It hurts...