https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NtQjXS-gGY
>fat
>greasy face
>those acne scars
Viv is fucking ugly
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>>149783008 (OP)>we got homestuck the anime>vivzi popesd'oh
>>149783008 (OP)>>149783068Honestly. this truly is a monkey paw. I know glitch is the indie go to, but I'd rather them own all of the indie IPs than give this to spindle horse.
Homestuck will become just swears and cringe.............hmmm so basically v2
>>149783008 (OP)Oh so that's why they're trying to kill the unofficial archive
>>149783068That is EXACTLY how it feels. Like we really couldn't have gotten any fucking worse than this.
>Even more retarded twitter-using LGBLT+ zoomers are gonna invade the Homestuck spaceFucking hell
>>149783190What's the unofficial archive?
>>149783315Homestuck unofficial archive
The whole comic restored to a some what proper format before Viz media fucked it up
It got deleted yesterday
>>149783412Hey anon, look over here for a second
>>149783426
>>149783271You're talking like there weren't tards losing their shit over the Caucasian page.
>>149783008 (OP)https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/the-homestuck-union-was-always-fake/
>>149783008 (OP)>No furry characters>Characters are just Asdf caricatures Looks boring as shit
>>149783008 (OP)you can already tell how hard they're stretching to make the chatlogs work in the new format.
Homestuck cannot function as anything other than a webcomic. even the series of videos that are just reading it word-for-word has to make compromises.
>The writer of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is the main writer
Dear God
>>149783008 (OP)Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME TO VOICE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF YOU STORY, HOMESTUCK? OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER DENY A REQUEST FROM AN ESTEEMED FRIEND SUCH AS YOU! I OWE YOU AFTER ALL! THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO PARTICIPATE IN SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS THE ANIMATED ADAPTATION OF THE GREATEST WEBCOMIC OF ALL TIME!
>>149786529>Karkat actually swears less in this version
>>149786670he never said that
>>149783008 (OP)>Homestuck animated series by VivziepopThis is quite possibly the worst combination of words to be manifested into reality that I can think of. Get me out of this forsaken timeline.
>>149789635With lead voice acting by Toby Fox
Angry
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We already have 200+ post thread for this you Alzheimerโs-riddled duckfucker.
>>149789732Homestuck animated series is probably big enough news that it should just be the whole catalogue
>>149789783Well, assuming someone picks it up. Its just a pilot.
>>149786670What a fucking chad
>>149783008 (OP)goddamit, vizzie, finish your own damn series before starting another
>>149786670>co memes that were killed todayToby fox knows who his eternal owner is. He'll never leave the Homestuck.
If Megalovania appears on this show I SWEAR TO GOD-
>>149783008 (OP)Why is this a thing? A webcomic based around late 2000s/early 2010s internet fandoms isn't going to work as an animated series.
>>149788362>>149786670Y'know what he did say?
>Tobias "radiation" Fox walks into room where the Hussie is residing>"Looks like I'm back. All the way back to where I started.">"Full-circle just as I planned. All according to keikau.">"Andrew. I've been meaning to say this. Looks like I'm home...cuck">Toby cracks a smirk and snorts>roll credits
So will Hussie have to voice Sans on the Undertale series?
>>149790134jojos was a manga from the 90s and still works as a modern anime
>>149783008 (OP)>This homestuck collab fiasco was foretold.
Is pesterquest any good? Id probably pirate it since I dont want to give money to these hacks but curious if its worth my time
>Make all the animated series you want, lawsuit guy.
>We'll always know what you're best at.
>>149790282I mean the difference is that JJBA is actually good
>>149786506yeah but it won't stop them from trying to make a shit adaptation
>>149790964Hey, that chick with the orange hair on the left is a youtuber I think? I recognise her
>>149790282Araki just lost a month of his life from your comparison
>>149790969>JJBA is actually goodpart 4 is the only watchable part homie
the rest is dogshit in your face and can only be remembered through fight scenes you watch on youtube.
You should read Prisounbound.
>Vivziepop and Andrew Hussie teaming up
are they putting together the fucking sinister six of indie animation/webcomics
>>149783008 (OP)>>149786670>>149790223>if you mentioned Toby as Toby "Radiation" Fox you'd get your ass instabanned on Twitter>credited as such
lol
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I'm banned from that site so how are our sisters dealing with the information or are they still gossiping about Hussie's life?
>>149791034I don't know how anybody can use that site when its mods powertrip like crazy and will even dox you if they don't like you
Man, I really am glad for not being a homestuck fan right now.
>>149791012don't care about ass, sell me on the plot
>>149791010NTA but I disagree
>>149791034I really liked this comment, i kekd
>>149791012Tell me about the lore behind this ass.
>>149791027>>149786670>>149790223Hussie awoke Toby's sleeper agent persona.
>>149791012Sell me on this ass.
>>149791090that's why he can't hear radiation on the off chance it triggered
>>149791090He implanted it back when Toby lived in his basement
Hussie flew to Japan last year and activated it when he made psycholoinals free and realized he couldn't grift money anymore
>>149783008 (OP)I hate those voices.
>>149783315The only way to read the comic atm because Hussie canโt fix his shitty website
>>149790964>>149790991Wait a fucking minute...
Homestuck but only intermissions (Actual Worthwhile Piece Of Media)
>>149790889Pesterquest is a pretty mixed bag with some real awful ones in it (skip vriska, eridan, and sollux).
Friendsim is the better VN
>>149791113Prepping Dave to be gay crybaby extremely far in advance
I'll never forgive Hussie for, you know the deal.
So mods and jannies, we have be to allowed back right??????????? Right????????????
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>>149791012Babe when you shill it every fucking thread you just look like a tool
Yes you have a picture of a butt
No that doesnโt make your shit worth reading
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I hope John being manhandled by the person he's chatting with is a regular thing.
>>149791077I canโt say much to her but the comic has a bunch of cool lore which is kinda a gnostic thing. But unlike hazbin where it is lame and gay this one is cool and epic. With a real sense of awe.
The comic follows at the start 2 isolated trolls who were imprisouned before the session. They are really charming characters who have had a few very memorable moments so far. The characterization is pretty strong visually and reading every single pesterlog (which donโt get that long) is not mandatory.
>>149783008 (OP)>homestuck animated>voice acting by toby "radiation" fox>animated by fucking vivziepopWHAT the FUCK
>>149791195Ok now tell me everything bad about it.
>>149791195ok, NOW I'm sold
>>149791190>Rose sucking his dick through the chat window
>>149791190Doesn't he blindly follow a bunch of Kanaya's commands throughout Acts 3 and 4, and that led to one of the most important pieces of fanart in Homestuck's history?
>>149791224sighs
>drags out tablet
>>149791252Nah he follows Terezi, im not sure he ever even interacted with Kanaya.
>>149791195Is the writer anyone to take note of? And where can I read it?
>>149791252No that's terezi. Rose is the one all up in Kanaya's guts
Realistically, how far could they go into the story without skipping much of the story?
>>149791254Bless you, friend.
>>149791254Can you make it Kanaya instead?
>>149791190I don't like that dave is the one informing john of the impending danger. the whole joke of his introduction is he wasn't taking anything seriously because he didn't know john and rose were in a life and death scenario
>>149791277>without skippingimpossible from the get go
>>149783008 (OP)Why does this look like something a Youtube animation channel would put out and not a professional production? The characters all look like that YT animated storytime blob style and the animation looks tweened/Flash-like.
>>149791275>>149791268Fuck. Mixed them up.
Okay, ignore
>>149791282. Make it a fanart of Terezi licking John's face through the screen.
>>149791277You can probably cut down a lot on Sylladex fucking around up to the Exiles. Not sure if you should, but the Sylladex gimmicks are the most unused bit there is.
>>149791296>Terezi licking John's face through the screenBased.
>>149791293no one tell him
>>149791310>tastes like nerd.
>>>>149791296haha but what if she licked his feet instead haha
>>149791309>Sylladex gimmicks are the most unused bitAnd it sucks, having John fumble around with inconvenient data structures or thinking about how Dave needs to be rapping nonstop until he gets a copy of the "just works" inventory modus was great
>>149791293>The characters all look like that YT animated storytime blob style and the animation looks tweened/Flash-like.Well.......
>>149791285He doesn't sound like Dave should either.
>>149791354Dave is supposed to be Hussie. Anyone besides the tyrant himself will sound off.
>>149791210>has introduced a bunch of new characters who havenโt done much yet (this will probably be fixed as the comic goes along) and donโt have a particular clear direction or distinct aesthetic>character voice isnt as good as homestuck (high bar, few fan comics achieve this)>ongoing, could die one day, most mspfas end up unfinished. I suspect it will take 3 years to finish at current pace at least
>>149791347Yeah as said, im not sure you should cut down on them, but if somethings getting chopped it would be those bits.
>>149791377>Jade starts barking uncontrollably on sight.
Oh fuck, I just realized. Someone will have to voice Hussie's literal author avatar. How the hell is that going to work?!
>>149783008 (OP)>HOMESTUCK came back before Hiveswap diddamn, even with all that money that got stolen by those other guys, you'd think the road would be less bumpy than this
>>149791387It'll just be Hussie
>>149791387Either he will voice it or he'll choose a sound a like
>>149791387He's voicing himself.
>>149791394>>149791396why do you assume he knows how to voice act?
>>149791387>How the hell is that going to work?!There's this stuff called recording software.
>>149791161>the average homestuck reader when a fan of the show asks what the flashes were like
50/50 says they will fail to adapt most thigs Intermission/carapacian related. If this gets picked up, that is.
>>149791387Hussie himself, which does mean we will atleast get to see Hussie himself getting gunned down by English.
Screenshot this now, during the pilot, John is going to eye an object that will have the transflag colors and it's going to be a nod to the whole june thing.
>>149791407he doesn't need to?
>Show Vehicle Feline
>Don't show Beeeeeeeest girl
lame
>>149783008 (OP)I'm picking up serious Ctrl Alt Delete: The Animated Series energy coming from this.
>>149791407His presence in it at all is entirely a shitpost, i dont think anyone would expect a good performance there.
>>149791163ive created a monster with this panel.
i regret nothing
>>149791271https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1
Heโs called moonrunes, been on /aco/โs stuck thread now and then. Posted cheesecake of my favourite character I can only assume as fan service directed at me. Specifically.
>>149790964weird to see him look "normal"
>>149791415I pray to god Hussie realises June is a mistake and lets it die
Did someone download the pics from
>>149787338 ?
I found one
>>149791407how stupid can you be?
I don't trust vivziepop of all people to make a series like this justice without shoving 100000 shitty gay jokes and all sorts of other blatantly unfitting shit into it.
>>149791387Voiced by J.K Simmons.
>>149791456We only have clever gay jokes in Homestuck.
>>149791444>my favourite characterBecause I seem to have all the "luck", I'm assuming your favorite is the living textwall Aranea.
>>149791410>What's a flash? Is it like tiktok?
>>149791354all the fan voice acting is settled in my brain
>>149791010Sounds like it's your taste that's dogshit
>>149791478The Colonel Sassacre books are getting hella censored.
>>149791488>>149791410I wonder if someone found out how to emulate the KINO of Flash with HTML5 yet
>>149791033>this is what toby had in mind when he wrote this
>>149783008 (OP)>All this fast-paced action in a slow-paced series>Dave directly warning John about the meteor instead of casually dicking around in pesterchumI guess this was made for short-attention span zoomers, oh well
>>149791505Check sfwchan they can run it with ruffle
>>149791083I thought he wanted to leave his Homestuck past behind
>artstyle looks nothing like the source material
>dave is emotional when showing emotion wouldnโt be cool
>animation is traditional rather than the spastic shit hussie made
>karkat shown in the first fucking trailer
>gates of babylon cakes thrown by the dad
>series famous for using extended cleverly reused running jokes, heavy and constant parallels/foreshadowing, and long dialogues being written by an animation studio famous for its bad dialogue
This is going to be a freshly baked turd made in the diarrhea cafe
>>149783008 (OP)I have extremely mixed feelings about this.
Trimming some of the fat and putting Homestuck in a more digestible format could do a lot of good. It's always been a deeply flawed masterpiece and this is a chance to correct some of those flaws.
But... Vivziepop?
I don't think I trust her.
>>149791521i have the other one btw
I can't wait to watch this as someone who has never read homestuck. I hope it's really shitty from the start.
When you take away the quirks of the original medium the story is boring as fuck I think it will not be able to hold zapha gz .0000000001ms long attention span flounder pushing Hussie deeper into the cavern of debt.
>>149791456Bah, you worry too much!
It's just speeding up the process of the later acts!
>>149791525Its a cartoon some stuff has to be cut
>>149791293i mean its a pilot
>>149791550now u have both :)
>>149791560should i post the other one?
>>149786506I'm okay with adaptations that deviate from the source material if they do so intelligently.
But I don't think Vivziepop is intelligent.
>>149783008 (OP)Credits list Hussie as Creator/Writer so I still have a sliver of hope that he has at least some creativity control
>>149791505Ruffle's pretty good these days
But the fact that it's something you have to go out of your way to find out about (and only would if you're a certain kind of nostalgist), whereas Flash was ubiquitous, means the culture of anarchic creativity that Flash player enabled is dead and is never, ever coming back
>>149783008 (OP)I wanna have colored bloodcaste system for my own setting
Will people make the comparison to homestuck if I do it?
>>149791532Has Octopimp been in anything, or has he disappeared from relevance like Druox?
>>149791548You thought the Homestuck fanbase was annoying? Wait until you see the nu-Homestuck fanbase forged by Vivzieslop and TikTok clips.
>>149791602He voices Axl in the dub of Guilty Gear Strive.
He also enters Strive tournaments. He plays Potemkin.
>>149791622>TikTok clips.I forgot TikTok existed.
We are so fucked.
>>149791597Anon, the only people who give a shit about that are losers who know Homestuck. The best part about that is even if theyโre 100% right, theyโre so unlikeable that if they donโt like your series it wonโt matter, and if they do like itc theyโll like it more since it has something resembling homestuck in it
>>149791556It's more so the direction they're adapting it than the pacing. A major part to the charm of Homestuck is how the kids socialize and interact with each other.
>>149791595>>149791531No i meant how Flash felt not Flash itself
>>149791597Yeah because having your caste be based on blood color of all things is highly retarded
>>149791622I am not ready for gay-baiting Vivziepop making Karkat a homo in literally every scene.
>>149791597yes.
But here's the thing, you can just make your characters indian and you'll have it baked in already - so you can sidestep the comparison issue entirerly.
>>149791625The Homestuck fandom existing
>>149791654But what if he doesn't want to write about diarrhea and cow turds?
>>149791597theres a famous book series called locked tomb that started out as a homestuck fanfiction and has retarded stuff as clown aliens, horrorterrors and god tiers and yet most fans of the books have no idea its related to homestuck, only the minority who knows homestuck knows
>>149791521>>149791632/co/ hs women look like that.
>>149791443you created a monster by being a hack
>>149791651Karkat's gimmick is being a blowhard. If it's gay, it's only for the same reasons Bakugo in MHA comes off as gay.
>>149791673I've heard of this series. I had no idea it was originally Homestuck fanfic.
>>149791673The homestuck people were made at her because she wrote feferi/dualscar once
>>149791677>you cant fuck them eitherwhats even the point of coming here
>>149791407Toby doesn't and he's the main character
>>149791677Yes and i wonder if this will cause a new wave of FemAnons to show up
>>149791407I think it will actually be funnier if he can't act at all.
>>149791650>Yeah because having your caste be based on blood color of all things is highly retardedWhy?
>>149791701I mean Toby already VAed in his own games before and one Cartoon network show
>>149783008 (OP)why are the lines smooth. I will never stop being autistic about this specifically.
His name is Radiation, not Toby Fox.
>>149791702please god give us the hot cosplays
>>149791647Like I said, the feeling's gone. All the mainstream sites are too locked down, and they're so huge and addictive (by design) that almost nobody wanders off the beaten path to those places where rebuilding some of the old culture is even possible.
The biggest driver of that culture was, and I'm not being pithy here, kids who were bored and broke (the way kids tend to be) and wanted something entertaining to see or play online that wouldn't cost them anything. Nowadays they're all playing Roblox or Fortnite.
I can't not like this, I love homestuck too much
I want to be optimistic about this because I see it as an opportunity for them to fix the godawful original ending
>>149791717nta but blood color is hard to check
this was even a plot point with no one knowing what karkat's caste was because he was hiding his blood color
however no one can tell a jeet's caste at a glance but they still have a very rigid hierarchy
>>149791688I know anon, Iโm saying Viviziepop is going to turn the dial to 11 in his depiction
>>149791737they probably wont do this just out of sheer spite for the fans
>>149791737What if Vivzie is the only person in the world who thought the ending was good?
>>149791735Same. Too many good memories
>>149791639Ya ultimately I do agree with your point somewhat. Ideally even if they cut it out they will need to make up for it later perhaps with some other dave-john interaction.
It could also be how the trailer was cut, that we didnโt get to see that interaction.
>>149791739>no one can tell a jeet's caste at a glanceJeets can. They can smell it from 30 paces
>>149791739>nta but blood color is hard to check>this was even a plot point with no one knowing what karkat's caste was because he was hiding his blood colorNot really hard to check as Jack found out with just a stab
Also they didn't really need to know what his blood color was but knew that he was a low blood
>>149791583Okay, so I don't think they are even going to try to translate the comic into animation 1:1, so there are definitely going to be some differences in the show and will probably start planting stuff that they already know what will happen much later.
So, what do you think they are going to add?
Someone already said a nod to June and I fucking hate that there is a non 0 chance it will happen.
Unfortuntely, Davekat will also be happening. They might tease Daverose at first but drop it right before the sibling reveal.
Since Davekat is a guarantee, they might start budding some Johnrezi and even introduce the Troll's kissmesis system while doing it.
Without a doubt, Jade will still remain a mostly background character or plot device, and will get no cute moments with Dave.
They will either tone down the Bro "abuse" or just outright say he's abusive to Dave at the beginning.
What else will they change?
>>149791717Yup as the other anon said it's hard to check and easy to fake and different blood colors also have no effect on their power level it just lets them resist getting vast honk'd glub'd or whatever it was called which basically means it never matters
>>149791780>but knew that he was a low bloodbut he wasn't a low blood, he was a mutant freak who should've been culled immediately after hatching
they just assumed he was a low blood because he was poor
>>149791785>Someone already said a nod to June and I fucking hate that there is a non 0 chance it will happen.For fuck's sake this better not happen.
In any case I fully expect the trolls to be introduced very early. We even saw Karkat in the trailer so he'll probably have SOME role in the pilot.
>>149791151I'm convinced it's a /hsg/ cosplay. The only thing missing is a clover T-shirt but given it's (current year) it's not too hard to guess why she probably didn't include it.
>>149791521>>149791632>this is Win according to people in current yearIt's alright I guess.
>>149791797It also affects their resistance to mind control and such, if I recall. And something about their lifespan?
>>149791852Yup
Higher on the bloodcaste, the longer you live for
Rustbloods are estimated to live to at least to the earth equivalent of their 50's
>>149791852>>149791797It determines their lifespan and iirc lowbloods are more prone to getting psychic powers. Vriska had mind control but the other highbloods were powerless chumps, meanwhile Sollux could move planets with his mind.
>>149791279>>149791224https://files.catbox.moe/cy197o.png
God dammit Hussie why are you writing a animated homestuck
finish book 7 of the physical homestuck you started with viz
finish hiveswap
I guess I've been mindbroken by Homestuck fanart because I'm thrilled that the kids look like kids and aren't fat and brown
Online fandom has become significantly more insufferable since Homestuck's peak.
>>149791841Nah she just has orange hair (It's either natural or a wig she always wears, I've never seen her without it)
>>149791875Finally the HS we deserve
>>149791908Yeah I'm surprised at how skinny they all are
At this point I donโt even remember why I shipped certain ships
>>149791717Because it's lazy, kinda stupid, and you'd need to do a lot of worldbuilding to avoid the accusations of both lack of creativity and race realism.
>>149791765she literally confirmed she has not read the comic at the panel
>>149791875How tf does his live with a cock so fat. A short erection should be enough to cause him weakness for all the blood it takes
>>149791951i shipped dave and jade because i liked dave and my ex gf liked jade haha AAAAAAAHHHHH
>>149791456Hussie is the lead writer. Viv is just a producer on this one.
>>149791978What do you think Mangrit is used for?
>>149791841Okay so I went to her bluesky turns out she is a homestuck fan (retweeted the announcement) but again, I think that's just her natural hair color
>>149791964How's it lazy?
>>149791797>and different blood colors also have no effect on their power levelthis is just wrong
>>149791680what did he even do
>>149791973yeah, but what ppl dont understand is she isnt writing or animating, shes a producer, she doesnt need to know. hussie would be over all that. also the voice actors arent permanent
>>149791987Was your ex any kind of brown?
>>149792012>Why is there a caste system in my world?>uhhhhh because people have different colored innards, sure let's go with that
>>149791012Where I can read this anon
>>149792034Redwood was right to do this.
>>149791901>>149791904>>149791913>>149791937ty all, im going to take painkillers now
>>149791978youre asking if a descendant of dad can handle a mega erection
>>149792034this isn't a general, it's a thread in response to breaking news
it's also a hazbin hotel thread
>>149792042naw I'm also not blonde and only a lil gay
>>149791997>>149792030oh thank god
Now there's only a 50% chance it will suck ass
>>149791268John and Kanaya have a single chatlog together where john pretends to be rose, but he's fucking retarded, so Kanaya has no idea what the fuck is going once she meets rose for the first time in her second chat.
>>149791875Congrats on being the first Homestuck: TAS porn
>>149792042>because people have different colored innards, sure let's go with thatYou're not exactly making that sound like a bad kind of world building
>>149792082Is that really the only time they ever spoke?
>>149792071It's a general in all but name.
Mods are notoriously arbitrary and fickle in what discussions they'll crack down on under the justification of "No generals on /co/".
>>149791387I hope they make the voice acting for his character sound something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
>gen alpha and late zoomer retards are going to make whatโs left of the HS fandom even more radioactive
This is hell.
>>149792107A mod got cucked by a Homestuck cosplayer once and that's the only reason they delete Homestuck threads.
When that one mod isn't online the threads stay up with no problems.
So how is an animated series with audience commands going to work? Will they animate one scene at a time and take commands between them?
Obviously there's no way anyone would ever consider adapting Homestuck without including its foundational gimmick, but just thinking of the logistics of constantly animating based on commands is overwhelming.
>>149792099I'm pretty sure that's the only time through pesterchum, john is stuck on the ship and hopping canon while Kanaya is on the meteor, their paths don't cross very often.
>The artfag are returning to Homestuck
Huzzah, nature is healing
Describe the entire plot of homestuck in three sentences.
>>149791875>Dave messages John to show him a meme>John's dick is teleported out of Rose's mouth and into Dave's
>>149792121You had your chance to leave the fandom while you could
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I'm concerned what shitstorm this might brew with all these people behind it.
At least we still have MSPA. For now.
>>149792128>Obviously there's no way anyone would ever consider adapting Homestuck without including its foundational gimmicklol?
>>149792141Four kids destroy the world by accident. They make a new one. Karkat is there.
>>149791892He'd need to find a new publisher because his relationship with Viz is over (besides the debt he owes them)
>>149792141Eschatological digital armageddon brought upon by 4 kids playing a bideogaem. Troll aliens fuck with them to try and make things better. Shit gets real.
>>149792141Jumanji but it keeps getting more complicated
Which has been a better love letter to Earthbound, Homestuck or Undertale?
>>149792058Redwood only did this over being cucked out of homestuck cosplayers when he actively seemed and participated in threads back then while attention whoring his own IRL pics
Don't give him the revisionist treatment bullshit
>>149792141A seething chud makes reality revolve around him. A bunch of kids try to fuck off to live their lives. They're kinda successful, kind of not.
>>149792141The apocalypse happens and a group of teens have to go on a grand adventure in a video game that effects reality to make a new universe.
Acts 1-5 are good to incredible.
Act 6 was a mistake.
>>149792146Iโve tried leaving, believe me.
Every April 13th I am reminded of it.
I canโt move on.
Iโm in fucking purgatory.
>>149792187Undertale and its not even close
>>149792191His personal motives were wrong but HSG had to be put down by someone. He did the right thing for the wrong reason.
>>149792141Four kids play a magic video game that pulls them into another world. Soon the kids discover that their game was never meant to be won, though. With the help of another group of alien players, the kids learn to escape from the confines of their homes, their childhoods and even the narrative itself
>>149792187Undertale is the only one of the two that's a love letter to anything.
>>149792044Here you are Anonymous. Just be warned, you may fall in love with trolls that aren't the fat assed bitch.
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1
>>149792141To add to this classic:
Also a lot of gay shit happens.
>>149792123My annoyance is more to do with how Toonami threads have gotten along these past several years.
>>149792187Super smash bros
>>149792141Things get a bit silly.
>>149792187Undertale cause Homestuck is meant to be like an old text adventure
>>149792187Since when is Homestuck an homage to Earthbound?
>>1497921414 kids try beating a videogame to become Gods. Gay bug aliens show up and complicate everything. Everyone fucking loses.
>>149792191Seeked*
He was a participator just as much on the off-topic stuff
I am in excruciating pain.
>>149792266everything that people on the internet like is earthbound, please understand
>>149792303Jannies HATE him.
What are the odds that after the pilot Hussie and Vivziepop try to crowdfund a second episode when no studios want to pick this shit up?
>>149792266Home Earth
Stuck Bound
Honestly this comic kinda reminds me of Adventure Time
They both started off with some kid in a very simple style to faggot schizo-babbles that lead nowhere
I wasn't onto Homestuck when it was at it's peak, is the amount of memes and porn it produced still bigger than what Toby's projects have produced?
>>149792141>Be John Homstuk>Try to play video game>????>PROSPIT!!!
>>149792350I haven't checked but I would guess no.
Homestuck peaked too early for that.
On the other hand, drawing porn of underage characters was actually not controversial at all during Homestuck's peak. So that's an advantage it has over Deltarune.
>>149792034"off topic discussion" was always an excuse, especially continuing to ban them long after homestuck's popularity waned. The truth is Hussie contacted the /co/ mods and requested they ban homestuck threads on sight because he detested the chuddy 4chan side of the fandom and used his connections to actively screw it over. The whole "a dave cosplayer cucked a /co/ mod" thing is a lie, possibly even spread by Hussie's inner circle.
I think Prospit sucks! Derse forever!
Has anyone taken the world building/setting of Homestuck and created something better from it? Something of a comparable length/scope?
I read Homestuck like a decade ago and Im kinda curious if the fanbase has improved on it yet
>>149792365>"You shouldn't treat this like a job">still lets Bowman put in the legwork to get him higher paySleazeball Toby as usual
>>149792365why be mad THIS about a 2 minute pilot not using your music off the bat? maybe theyre still figuring out the tracklist for the show? musicians are such schizos
>>149792386Amen, my fellow Dersite!
>>149792394Technically, in Virska's ancestor's diary she talks about cucking one of Eridan's ancestors. But that's basically it aside from the seventeen page Rose x Horrorterror gangbang
>be home stuck
>go outside
problem solved
>>149792384>The truth is Hussie contacted the /co/ mods and requested they ban homestuck threads on sight because he detested the chuddy 4chan side of the fandom and used his connections to actively screw it over.I don't believe this, even if there was that crazy guy who sent his girlfriend death threats.
>>149792365"Don't treat this like a job", says his boss.
>>149783008 (OP)>These creator person choices This sludge probably won't end well.
>>149792418>seventeen page Rose x Horrorterror gangbangWhat is this a stephen king novel
>>149792338What are the odds that Hussie doinks Vivziepop?
>>149792141It's fucking boring
>>149792384hsg was epic. part of the lore itself
>>149792438He can do better.
Way better.
>>149792436Nah I'm pretty sure Homestuck is way longer
>>149792438He already left his vriska cosplayer wife to be with her
>>149792266Itโs a parody of Earthbound.
New age of HS means a new age of fucktard pics. Anyone else wanna do a spread of Homestuck stuff yall got?
>>149792424He figured out the problem! This guy's some kind of Problem Sleuth or something!
>>149792438it would be a triple homicide(toby)
>>149792394Hussie once said that two characters (who would later turn out to be siblings) had sex off-screen. Then there are some adults who talk about getting action. And in the epilogues the main character has sex
>>149792424hello other historic groundbreaking ip destroyed by trannies
>>149792438That would be the fourth Yoko Ono in his life, but this one is probably more evil than himself for once
>>149792394In Homestuck^2, plenty that happened off-screen
Though the highlight is Jade wanting a kid but having Bec's anatomy means she can't have a baby herself so she "cucks" Kanaya by having Rose be the mom
>>149792424Scout in HS would be kino
Then again putting TF2 characters anywhere makes it kino automatically
>>149792451you have no idea how autists operate. also hussies lips look like a diseased vagina
>>149792424I wonder what he shall do now that he is out of his home. Maybe go on a bard quest?
>>149792457Who is Pokey in Homestuck?
>>149792475>two characters (who would later turn out to be siblings) had sex off-screenMaybe I was too harsh on HS. Maybe it IS based.
>>149792486Wait, the Jade Harley dog dick is "canon"?
It's 2025 just make a /trash/ general like all the cool kids and post all the troll pussy you want.
>>149792463>no Blood earring/pin/whateverruined
>>149792463im so fucking ready and also fucking terrified.
we need to start a spreadsheet. what do you thinlk?
>>149792505Yep.
Also, spoilers.
>>149792505Yes because the sequel was written by deranged fans with minimal input from Hussie.
>>149792522It isn't a spoiler it's a warning
>>149792034You can't deny that this was the right course of action after what happened with the Dragon Ball Super threads on /a/
>>149792475Which ones? I don't remember that.
>>149792424this kills the hussie
i'm not going to pretend that dog dick jade wasn't embraced by HSG the moment Cascade dropped. anyone saying otherwise was in grade school at the time of its release
>>149792187Homestuck is more of a love letter to the internet
>>149792384Hussie made a character based off of 4chan and /hsg/
Maybe during the end Hussie had mods delete the threads but that was after the generals being banned and the mod being cucked.
>>149792486>CuckanayaOh, how the turn tables.
>>149792504They're siblings in the sense that they were grown from the same cloning tube. It's a bizarre form of inbreeding based entirely from nonsense superscience.
>>149792187Undertale is trash
>>149791548>>gates of babylon cakes thrown by the dadokay but this is actually epic
>>149792522>>149792525Glorious.
>>149792557I always enjoyed it, but didn't know it had become canon at some point past canon
>>149792394Yes, there's an entire animated rhythm game where you mating press Jade as Dave with a global online scoreboard.
>>149792525It's been said before that the dog dick was actually one of a few things he insisted on. I don't have a source though.
>>149792384Hussie literally held no power here, thd part he hated was tumblr which he viciously mocked over, lest we forget the CAUCASIAN "accident".
Once again, don't pull the revisionist bullshit.
What is it about stories where things get super existential and meta that's so entertaining
>>149792557I hate DD Jade, because of whom was the result of that
>>149792557It's less funny when it's canon.
>>149792573You know damn well those two are siblings for more reasons than just that.
You are only allowed to reply to this post if you are sexually aroused by Vriskaโs hypnosis powers.
>James Roach stepped down as a writer for homestuck and hiveswap like a month ago
>No explanations as to why, you just know he stepped down due to him changing his bio
Ayup, considering gios situation chances are the roach got NDA fucked to hell and back, what do you think happened behind the scene fellas? is hussie able to keep a SINGLE writer around?
I feel like if a homestuck cartoon happens it will get cancelled mid way through due to some bullshit drama he caused.
so I missed out on all this
What was 4chan influence on HS, Im reading threads werent even allowed?
You know what bothers me most about homestuck? The
> Wear the scarf. Be the rider
Line was completely misunderstood by Hussie because that was so obviously some dude trying to turn Rose into a kamen rider.
Anyways since homestuck is back on the menu I expect to see more art showing Aradia's thick and untamed bush.
>>149792575Undertale walked so Noelle's Mom could run (to my bedroom)
>>149792618It taps into those grander ideas found in philosophy but does them in an entertaining manner
>>149792365NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE SONG THAT I VOLUNTEERED TO MAKE FOR YOUR COMIC 15 YEARS AGO UNLESS YOU ASK ME FOR PERMISSION
>>149792613What's with all the dog dick later in the comics
>>149792646But her bush did get tamed by bee boy...
>>149792645Well a character got a 4chan style typing quirk and text box
>>149792625Oh right, there's also time travel nonsense and an ouroboros of the main cast's guardians simultaneously being their parents and their offspring.
>>149786670YABBA DABBA DOO!
>>149792676Mituna's text box got censored post Viz Media iirc.
>>149792645/co/ had a Homestuck General for years that was basically a Homestuck-themed chatroom. It was prone to off-topic shitposting, "ironic" roleplaying, and other behavior that was frowned upon. It was tolerated largely because the community was very serious about keeping it in the general and off the main board.
A throwaway character introduced near the end of the series talks in Yotsuba B post boxes. He is mentally retarded. We loved him.
HSG was finally banned because a mod (Inspector Redwood, a tripfag and attention whore who frequented HSG) got cucked at a con by a Homestuck cosplayer and decided he hated Homestuck from that day forward.
>>149792438his wife divorced him just a few months ago. viv is a whale so he will finally have his fat vriska cosplayer.
>>149792673Nah she's the Aries troll. Trolls are sheep. That shit is fucking W O O L Y and I refuse to believe otherwise. You could shave aradia's snatch and stuff a pillow, shit be so fluffy.
>>149792659If he was getting paid and had a contract he probably has rights to royalties
>>149792676The Dancestors don't count as characters.
The animation is seriously ass. Why is she even opening up shop in Aus anyway, coincidentally the same country Glitch originates from.
>>149792710Sorry
*aries are sheep
I was temporarily blinded by thoughts of jungle muff
>>149792726Maybe there are tax incentives.
>>149792463Same anon, here is my spread. I DO have two shirts but I am lazy to dig them out from my closet. How we feeling chat?
Mituna love? In my /co/!? Yayy!
>>149792144>This is his gay awakening
>>149792726The australian government gives out money to support home grown cartoons. Canada has a similar thing except its more to do with tv quotas which is part of canadian animationโs success
>>149792632James changed his bio, while Hussie changed his biology. That is to say, Andrew transitioned.
Vivziepop might actively joke about Jade's dog dick at every opportunity.
>>149792751OH FUCK I FORGOT TO FIND MY ROSE KEYCHAIN NOOOOOOOOO
>>149792144>It's a shot-for-shot recreation of Karkat getting hit with the bucket john sent
>>149792505Technically no, because anything post-Act 7 isn't canon.
But it's the closest thing to being canon that isn't
>>149792771She doesn't have the dog dick yet.
>>149792709did he reproduce
>>149792771Why would she have a dog dick? She's not a dog.
>>149792755the two piss streams always get me
>>149792795Don't even compare Homestuck to Deltarune
they'll make dog dick canon but not racist jade
>>149792795At least now we know who was giving hussie all those great ideas
>>149792771Only assuming they get to Cascade. She doesn't get it before that in any continuity.
>>149792386But youre missing the best two characters!
>>149792557The important thing that shifted the perception is that
>before - Jade with a dog dick is entirely a fan joke, and
>after - Jade with a dog dick is now actually in the story, and the main reason for it is to do furry cuckoldry of other main characters, and retards online want to use this for trans soapboxingWhich is understandably much easier to dislike
>>149792849based kanaya lover
>>149792771What were the in-universe/out-of-universe reasons to give an established character a dog cock?
>the 4chan expy gets an eternally loving girlwife tomboy
What did Hussie mean by this?
I wish Kanaya was straight. I remember dropping this since I got butthurt on how gay she was.
>>149792795guess that explains why Asriel wears a dress in his God of Hyperdeath form...
>>149792877She merged with her male dog for very complicated plot reasons
>>149792877figure it out yourself
>>149792877>in universeshe sort of combined with a male dog
>out of universeit's hawt
>>149792820I like UTDR but it's gotta be one of the least original things I've ever seen. Every concept and character comes from another thing Toby openly likes and most of the funny catchphrases are recycled memes, for example "you're gonna have a bad time" is from South Park.
>>149792877She merged with her pet dog, who was male, and got all his superpowers plus dog ears
So for a long time the joke in the fandom was that she had a dog cock.
And then the writers of Homestuck 2 turned that fandom joke into an actual canon thing so they could write furry futa impregnation cuckold fetish porn.
>>149792788technically, she has it the moment she goes Godtier
>>149792878>girlwife tomboyWhat the fuck is being implied here
>>149792896>very complicated plot reasonsWonder who could get the blame for that
>>149792833Can you blame him?
Even Hussie kept forgetting about Jade.
>>149790964I hate nerds. A bunch of fat ugly retards thinking they're special because they swap fluids with other fat ugly retards. Look at every face in this photo, all of them were shooting pints of their sputum over each other after the moment this photo was taken.
>>149792751Where'd you get that Godtier Aradia? I've seen it before but I can't remember if it's official or fanmade.
>>149792929Hussie is an idiot, why would I care what he thinks?
>>149792751>Discord>rainbow stickersBros...
If this pilot succeed we might have chance of getting a new version of black. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8
>>149792925To be fair, I think Jade only got his powers and his dog ears from the fusion.
Not even a tail.
It wasn't until fanarts depicting her with a tail did Hussie start giving her more of Bec's parts.
>>149792911For a time, there was even heated debate about whether she had a tail or not.
>>1497929161 G07 4 84D 817CH 8Y 831NG R374RD3D 4ND 8451C4LLY Y0U 4R3 FUCK1NG 57UP1D.
I might've gotten thing mix up but isn't Homestuck 2 being made by the same guy as Homestuck and the whole "It being made other people" thing just lies?
>>149792976Oh right, anyone have a link to the 1900s Midnight Crew song?
>>149792972Not to mention it's only 77 degrees in August meaning he doesn't even live in the American South, making it statistically less likely that he voted for Donald Trump, the greatest president who ever lived. He's probably a transgender, and maybe even a democrat.
VIVZE, HUSSIE, WHOEVER IS ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF MAKING THIS ONCOMING TRAINWREAK IM NOT ACTUALLY SURE, MAKE VRISKA HOT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.
>>149792984How much drama ensued when people realized Jade was a furry?
>>149792972>>DiscordI only use it to keep in touch with 2 friends/send my phone pics to my computer.
>>rainbow stickersThey look fine enough..
>>149792878I think the best part is that he's stupidly heroic in nature and sacrificed himself to prevent all his friends from getting doomed or something like that, it's been too long and I don't remember details too well
>>149793004I'm not 75% of women at whatever con that was, so I don't think I will. They're free to molest and rape each other and write elaborate callout posts about it after the fact.
>>149792997Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFdjp3caayU
>Adaption is a borderline battle shonen
Welcome back true Homestuck
>>149793016Jade was a furry from the beginning you faggot
read the comic fuck
>>149793029I see so it was the Beyond Canon thing in that case
>>149792995No you're correct. it's still just hussie behind the curtain
>>149792463Here is my spread!
Theres at least one white smuppets and one red scalemates I can't find right now I think they fell behind a bookcase or something
>>149792771You underestimate the opportunity they have to make Jade into a full-fledged furry into flanderization.
>>149792929It makes me so made how the Harleyberts/Crockerglish get wasted at every single fucking turn and get 0 family dynamics, John and Jake barely fucking talk save for ONE scene in the epilogues that is among the only passable ones in that dumpster fire, because everyone had a fucking obssession with the strilondes
>>149792892It's not a dress it's a robe
>>149793001I'm a west coast resident I wasn't in the states when the elections were happening lmao
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>>149793067>Crowstriderhella based
>>149793043Furry in form as well as taste, I mean. I assume people got up in arms when artists started drawing God tier Jade.
>>149793098Isn't she around 19 or so
And also a massive whore that fucked almost her entire session?
>>149793067I want the books so fucking bad it's unreal.
>>149793002Vriska is going to be a fat bipoc trans woman and suvivor of Tavros's chasing and you're going to love it.
What is the optimal homestuck reading setup?
It really feel like Homestuck was a "You had to be there" type of thing
>>149793098i have shot many ropes to her
>>149792955I got it from the Requiem Cafe shop during the collab event, shame I don't know the artist
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>>149793135UHC with these mods
I don't even remember most of the plot anymore, is re-reading even worth it?
>>149792491Actually I wonder what the merc's classpects would be. I hope that kinda "would it homestuck" type stuff comes back due to the show ngl.
I would post some art I remember saving of the Emperor from 40k as a guardian with this BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FINDING GOD DAMNOI
>>149793135>readingDon't, too long.
>>149793025IIRC something happened that involved Mituna, Meulin, and Makara that caused Mituna to fry his brain, Meulin to become deaf, and Makara to take a vow of silence. The details are never said.
>>149793161I also threw the "Rex Duodecim Angelus" fan animation on there, but I can't say if it's ideal or not since I have yet to watch it
>>149783008 (OP)>already attracting deltarune kiddies>helluva hotel niggers will absolutely flock to it once they get a whiff of trollsthis shit is so fucked
I wonder if this will make zoomers jump aboard
Seeing people I follow react to the news is kinda funny
>>149792632>inb4 this means Hussie is taking control of HS^2>inb4 it somehow becomes worse
>>149793204Unless the adaptation absolutely blows, it will.
>>149793161>webcomic has a mod managerWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:71c0f12d8b23605a4e06dc22b5aa91283ceb69c0&dn=nudestuck-miniarchive.zip
Take it before it becomes lost media anon
(its not everything, just what I saved over the years)
>>149793192I remember the clown was going to do something fucked that would doom everyone and he stepped in, it wasn't said but implied since he wasn't too different from Gamzee
Why the fuck is Karkat in this trailer doesn't he show up like a million pages into the series?
>which each passing day, until something official is said, the knotting impregnation of Rose Lalonde becomes more and more inevitable
>Jade's giant furry nuts literally hold a timeline in them, if they force Jade to never become a futanari then Yiffy is gone and so all of post-canon is gone, with the ONLY option to save it is to allow Yiffy to exist by Dave impregnating female Jade, which they cannot stand the idea of
THEY ARE FUCK AND I AM *ROCK HARD*
>>149793204>VivziTruly a mystery
Letโs make a definitive list of things that will be cut or censored if this becomes a full adaptation.
Easy one right out the gate: Homosuck will either be cut or retitled.
>>149793241There are a lot of people who recognize Karkat but not Act 1
>>149793161I remember seeing a mod that replaced one line in every conversation involving John with a mention of Johns dick of something similar
>>149793098Porrim should have been an alt twink instead.
>>149793226Yeah because they fucked up the website while remaking it in HTML5 and here is the link to the stuff
>>149783426
>>149793241Same reason Boba Fett got an action figure and eventually his own tv series.
>>149793230Dolphin porn, darn it, fooled again.
>>149793128If that happens I'm killing Andrew Hussie and then myself, since from everything I've seen he's the the one actually in charge of the show, while Vivze is just an executive producer (meaningless figurehead). And we all know the "Andrew Asks For Vriska's Hand In Marriage In Comic" moment (based honestly) there is a chance they DO NOT ruin best troll. Like hell, they HS^2 writers didn't ruin her I don't see how an adaption of the original comic with Hussie as the lead writer would honestly.
>>149793243Breedingduties will be vindicated.
>>149793243>they are fuckGood to know dogdick Jade simps are retarded
>>149793208Anon all Newground people read Homestuck and/or made something to do with it
>>149793262The PEACHY moment
Quadrants loaded explanation
>>149793291Vriska is HOT.
>>149793241The first time I ever learned about Homestuck was seeing pictures of Karkat. Boy was it confusing when I was looking up the troll comic and none of the descriptions of it mentioned trolls (because they appear for the first time thousands of pages in).
>>149793243But Dave is a homosex
>>149793230Couldn't you have just thrown this up on catbox or pixeldrain instead?
>>149793317The one true universal constant. You will never escape from the trolls.
>>149793262Roxy's alcoholism
Gamzee abusing Terezi
Caliborn's hilarious misogony
>>149793333Quads of reason.
>>149793316Yeah I'd let her do unspeakable things to my mind body and soul. I'd happily let her do EVERYTHING she did to the other trolls like 50 times over and give me a boobjob with her flat chest after.
The first time I read Homestuck I had no idea what Kankri was even a reference to but now he's just like an ordinary person
>Here's your Lalonde sisters
>>149793192Mituna was raped.
>>149793342The last is staying so Caliborn becomes bigger bad and also a social commentary
>>149793352How were you reading Homestuck but unaware of tumblr SJWs
>>149793328EXACTLY. Rose is knotted. There's nothing to be done. The knot is stuck inside of her forever. It's hilarious.
>>149793333catbox doesn't like hosting cp
>>149793262>The Cosbytop>Basically every utterance of a slur>Honestly basically every direct pop culture reference for copyright reasons>For some reason they revert the Caucasian joke>tone down Bro's abuse and weird puppet sex stuff
>>149793025If I recall, as the Heir of Doom, he found some unknown thing was going to happen and did some sort of massive exertion to avert it, which came with the unfortunate side effect of a minor case of serious brain damage, and also burning out his psychic abilities. According to Aranea, he was outpoken about the path of doom they were walking on, but nobody took him seriously. Only Kurloz was there when he did whatever to avert disaster, so nobody is likely to know what he did or what would have happened.
>>149793192>>149793232Kurloz took a vow of silence after waking from a dream with a sound so loud that it deafened Meulin. This happened before their session even started.
>>149793371>just an ordinary personI'll let you do the math on that one about the poster, anon
Come on, just think a bit
>>149793367Caliborn will still be a misogonist, but it won't be funny.
It'll be stupid and used to make women look good.
>>149793125she's still mommy
>>149793386>implying it isn't all pudgy college kidsnot that I'll ever know since your torrent isn't seeded
>>149793386Is this actually underage people
Before I Watched Homestuck is going to happen
>>149793351Would you let her gaze into your fluttering eyes as she put you into a deep hypnotic slumber, snarkily cooing at you and playing with your hair?
>>149793371I started reading with Problem Sleuth when VG Cats linked to it, I never used tumblr.
>Vriska
>written by Vivziepop
>while under watch Hussie
Oh God, the horror...
>4chan is going to be the hub site for an entire new generation of discussion about Homestuck, therefore nullifying the /hsg/ conflict and quite possibly even superseding it in popularity
What the fuck is happening?
>>149793391Thank you clarifying, I ended up combining the two events.
>>149793463Were you just completely detached from the fandom? No interaction at all, even on /co/?
>>149793317The first time I heard about it was a girl trying to explain it to me on the bus one morning in middle school in 2010. I didn't understand a word she was saying but I still remember that day due to the combination of her raw enthusiasm and my sheer bewilderment
>>149793469At least it can't be worse than a Vriska written by Kate.
>>149793230It's not downloading
>>149793262Sassacre's book and the 20 or more references to the holocaust.
>>149793440God that's fucking hilarious.
>>149793230Uggggghhhh a comic about little drawings moving across a 650x450 pixel panel exists! I need to jerk off over barely legal e-girls about it!!!!!!
>>149793502>stop experiencing gratification you fucking freak
>>149793440Don't know who I feel worse for here
>>149793363What happened to bumblebee
>>149793389>>Honestly basically every direct pop culture reference for copyright reasonsI'm pretty sure Troll Will Smith will pass as a parody.
>>149793482I didn't start coming to 4chan until like 2013. The only part of the fandom I interacted with was the MSPA forum.
>>149793518Most normal experience gratification in normal settings, not in whatever ersatz bacchanalia you've constructed for yourself and populated with fat-retard nerds.
>>149793436yes there are self-admitted underaged people within that collections
Of course those people are now in their thirties, but it's still legally a bomb
>>149793436Pshhhh obviously not
How come both of the women that I know that love Homestuck have schizophrenia
>>149793495Neeiiigghh,,, neeiiigghhh neeiiiiggghh.
>>149793569It's well known that Homestuck turns women into lesbians, but I've never heard of it turning them into schizophrenics.
>>149793495Penis envy bitch
>>149792042>>uhhhhh because people have different colored innardssounds cool as fuck
>>149793445I'm not that one hypnofag but GOD i fucking wish.
I hope the show revives the fandom and we get cute girls in cosplay again so i can finally sex Vriska irl. Like we dreamed of this kina shit in April for the 4/13 thread and now it might becoming true, but only if Hussie and Spindlehorse don't fumble this opportunity to make homestuck big again.
how long would it take for me to read homestuck if i read anywhere from 3-5 hours every evening
>>149793563Why would you willingly download this
>>149792141how about one sentence?
dirk did not get enough sceentime
>>149793523>when you thought you were cool and kind but your friends subtlety call you an irredeemable bitchThat's a rough wake up call.
>>149793628Several weeks.
It's fucking long.
>>149793628>By the end of its run, the entire work contained over 800,000 words across at least 8,000 pages
>>149793616be honest anon, do you REALLY want homestuck to be big again?
>>149793655>>149793660ah i guess its umineko-length, interesting, that one took me around 2.5 months to read
>>149793589All women who share interests with me are lesbians though, that isnt special
>>149793628I reread the whole thing in january last year and going at a somewhat reasonable pace it took me about a month
>>149793628There's no rush, it's not like this pilot is in full production with an order of 50 episodes or anything
>>149793685lesbians dont exist, they are just losers
>>149793683It would be better in the long run to use the UHC
>>149793161
>>149792386as a prospit player I agree
>>149793666No Satan. I wanted it to be over when it said it was.
>>149793685You should fuck them platonically.
>>149792266The title was, as was the general conceit of the story being about 4 kids in their early teens. That was about it though.
>>149793481I had to remind myself of what all went on for them; given how it's told and given to the player as one clump of lore, everything does meld together.
>>149793125She's certainly had flings and relationships with most of them, but they've also been in the dream bubbles for uncountable eons. Honestly, the fact that the few solid relationships remained that way for so long is a surprise.
>>149793563well I ain't downloading that shit
>>149793713i downloaded the zip from the mediafire link, is it just run the exe after extract or are there some extra steps involved
>>149793666NTA but
>do you REALLY want homestuck to [bring in people who will devote years of their lives to it and then crash and burn when the story fucking nose dives from the stratosphere into solid concrete leaving the fans a bitter shell of their former selves] again?Yes.
>>149793756Yes but you need the Assets files
>>149783426
>>149783008 (OP)Hotels only just now recovered from the millions of dollars in damages to their upholstery from all the grey paint stains this fanbase caused.
>>149793333>>149793492https://mega.nz/file/vhcRjRjA#KWkQrvqw0uRxlPyJRL5FjnyinWS6P0FLhMqAnVkJfeM
>>149793787the mediafire zip has the Asset Pack v2 in it, unless there's extra
>>149793666if it means I get to fuck a vriska cosplayer, yes.
But seriously most of the bad stuff was overblown memes like the sharpie bath or the spit bucket, there were upsides to it and let's be honestly basically every big fandom is/was like that to some degree or another and there's no avoiding it. For every bad homestuck thing I know about there's times when I remembered if you googled image searched for Sans or Papyrus you'd get skeleton incest porn that got passed the safe search because google didn't know what skeletons having gay incestious sex when it saw it. EVERY FANDOM is like this anon. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Homestuck was just an early example so people act like it was especially bad.
>>149793796They will pre-emptively ban grey body paint on the day the pilot drops.
Honest to god Homestuck seems like an awful property to try and make animated. Like wasn't the beginning like 90% chat logs for the longest?
>>149793822Fandom is significantly worse now than it was 12 years ago so Homestuck in 2025 will be much worse than Homestuck in 2013.
Expect to see discourse about whether or not it's pedophilia to fuck a Vriska cosplayer (in her 20's).
>>149793820Yes it have the pack
>>149793840I think they're reinterpreting them as video calls or smthn
>>149792463don't have any merch but I always wanted a shirt of my aspect and maybe a shirt of my favorite character's symbol
>>149793840its, its homestuck without homestuck, can't be good
>>149793840The entire thing is chatlogs. Even the interactive flashes are mostly just dialogue. It's an insane amount of text.
>>149793840You can cut a lot of the inane bullshit from the chat logs by turning them into video calls.
>>149792706>got cucked at a con by a Homestuck cosplayer and decided he hated Homestuck from that day forwardwhat a fucking villain story if I ever heard one
TWO HOMESTUCK THREADS ON /CO/
THREE
FOUR
SKYโS THE LIMIT NOW BABY
>>149793846Oh yeah I forgot covid pushed alot of people into online spaces that really shouldn't have been there since the world ended and there was nothing else to do.
I'm still going to fuck a Vriska cosplayer tho. The Woke will not stop me from getting a sp8der naizuri. It is my sacred quest I must do before I die, it's my fate I already bought the fucking makeship plush this stupid fucking blue bug alien owns my soul and my cock now.
>>149793917It's literally the kinda shit Hussie made Caliborn as a parody of lol
>>149793208I didn't know speedoru was this based. What am I saying yes I did
>>149792878isn't she borderline yandere too? she threatens damara for even walking up to him irrc
>>149793815How did people used to jerk off to 1mb gifs? This is awful
>>149793917It's just an urban legend, nobody actually knows why nazimod purges.
>>149792751>requiem cafewhats this
>>149794019>ghost 8lowjob...ghostjob?
>>149794011back when porn used to have soul
>>149793846SHE WAS ONLY SIX SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>149793139yes but it's still really fun getting my friend into it at the moment. any easter eggs that go over his noobie head I try to explain as well
>>149793815>megawell it's somewhat better but you still have brain damage
>>149794011Literally no better alternatives. Besides, the lack of production values or impressive specs made it feel more honest. Intimate and shit.
>>149793226>WHAT THE FUCK IS THISthe future
>>149794019dont you mean, b8sed?
>>149793996That's not yandere, that's protecting him from Damara.
Also Terezi says the same thing when Damara approaches her and Karkat.
>>149790282Sure, but Jojo's a relatively simple story; you can translate events from page to anime and lose nothing (which the animators did; they're often very faithful to specific manga pages and shots down to the layout). Homestuck is metatextual, had a layer of interactivity, and was designed to encourage fanworks and fan obsession. You can do your best to trim it down and put it in a web series format, but it won't recapture what made people crazy for it in the first place; times have changed too much for that.
>>149794157God damn it, sheโs so fucking HOT.
>>149794088I've never gotten a friend into Homestuck but I've imagined myself trying to explain why the ad for Olive Garden on Jane's computer is so funny and sounding like a complete schizo
>>149793226So, you could make a mod which takes all the gay shit out of Homestuck?
>>149794224it's called "closing the tab after the cascade flash animation"
>>149794224Homestuck with NOTHIN'?
>>149794211I don't recall that bit
even if you can't explain it right, I'm sure seeing you schizo out will be just as amusing to your buddy
>>149794027It's a cafe in Anaheim that regularly hosts official events for certain fandoms. They hosted Homestuck shit annually around 4/13 for 2 years.
>>149792706>A throwaway character introduced near the end of the series talks in Yotsuba B post boxes. He is mentally retarded. We loved him.literally who?
>>149783008 (OP)>Homestuck by Vizie FoxJesus Christ I have never heard such a more horrifying phrase, I hope this shit crashes and burns before it spreads like a cancer over everything.
>>149793262Are you still allowed to call a song Liquid Negrocity?
>>149792659>>149792717Also the contracts the music team signed had them retaining the rights to the music (which is possibly the one non-maximally-selfish business deal that Hussie ever made). Obviously it gave him rights to use it in Homestuck, but depending on how "in Homestuck" was defined there, that may or may not cover the cartoon.
>>149791622>nu-Homestuck fanbase forged by Vivzieslop and TikTok clips.It's gonna make the ponyfags seem charming.
i hope this shit flourishes and spreads bcuz itd be hilarious
>>149792365>>149792392>>149792431For Toby it was just a hobby thing; he was in college for the bulk of his time with HS (during which time I would expect he was largely or entirely supported by his parents) and was spinning up his gamedev career by the end of it. Dumbass kid probably failed to appreciate that other people might have actual bills to pay.
>>149794565>please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
>>149794582im so fucking hyped for the shitstorms this will create you have no idea
>>149794349completely forgot about this lil guy, u rite
>>149794565this but I want to enjoy it in a wholesome way with /co/
>>149792475>>149792547>>149792504>>149792573The characters are Rose and Dave in the doomed timeline, who are biological siblings but were raised as strangers. In the commentary Hussie points out that they're teenagers who have been stuck with nobody but each other, the last humans in existence in their timeline, for four months, and also points out that they don't know they're siblings at this point in the story. He concludes it by saying "Did something happen between them? I guess we'll never know. (Something happened between them.)" Doesn't mean they fucked, exactly, but it doesn't NOT mean that, either.
Hussie enjoys joking about taboo shit, including incest. Though he jokes about incest specifically often enough that I strongly suspect he has an incest fetish.
aside from Con Air and Hook are there any other recommended movies to watch before a homestuck rereadthrough?
>>149792789Not to our knowledge, and he doesn't seem like the type to want to "settle down."
Keep in mind that he is 45 years old.
>>149794772Little Monsters
>>149794772john references "a time to kill"
>>149794764It's too bad Homestuck went off the rails and Rose turned gay because Rose remembering fucking Dave in the future would have been great
>>149792645Also IPGD (aka ipunchgaydeer), a female tripfag from HSG, managed to get into Hussie's inner circle for a while. Specifically, when some HSG regulars chipped in to buy a horse dildo as a gag gift for Hussie (for some fucking reason that I do not remember and is not important), she delivered it, in-person, and apparently he thought she was hilarious and/or charming enough that that was her in.
She also contributed art to Undertale, specifically Bratty and Catty's almost-final sprites. If you got the Undertale artbook handy, flip to page 124 and weep.
>>149792645>>149794877Also in the penultimate animation, Collide, you can briefly see Eridan riding on Shrek's back. This was based off some random HSG meme (remember, ironic Shrek fandom was the height of internet humor back then) that IPGD got included.
>>149794841Davesprite was there remembering it the entire time.
>>149794877Also noelle from deltarune is based on her
>>149794224Homestuck with no gay shit?
AY HUSSIE! Gimme a Homestuck with nothin'!
>>149794935Straight up I demand a citation or I will not believe this
>>149794953>>149794964I believe that was a joke lads
>>149794935>>149794964Wait is this just a joke about Noelle being a gay deer
IPGD wouldn't be her, she'd punch her. Get your shit straight.
>>149783008 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
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>>149794966the leylines are all pulsing motherfucker be careful this is a prime schizophrenia era
>>149794976what a horrible generic list of interests. you are mentally 14 years old and have zero real hobbies.
>>149794976kill you are self
>>149791875Could someone post it in a different way? Catbox doesn't work for me today, not even through Tor.
>>149794877Whatever wound up happening with her?
>>149794976have you gotten even 1 (one) actual girl (female) to message you after years of spamming this
>>149794976kys tranny bot
>>149791622You're forgetting the Undertale/Deltarune fandom will also be dragged into this, because of Toby.
This is three of the absolute worst fandoms merged in a blender.
>>149791737\> implying they'll ever reach an ending
Anon...
>>149791090>Hussie reawakens the "Radiation" persona>Toby starts posting shit like this again
>Homestuck unearthed
Time to watch the internet burn. I'll grab popcorn.
>>149795974ANONYMOUUUUSSS
AVENGE MY NAAAAAME
ANONYMOUUUUSSS
AVENGE MY NAAAAAME
>>149795976I like his popeye arms.
Oh no...
This timeline is fucked.
>>149783008 (OP)What the fuck are these character voices, man
why does John sound like a 30 year old lesbian
>>149796006He's being played by a 35 year old dork
>>149791019Who would be the other four?
>>149783008 (OP)what the fuck are these voices
>>149793275Porrim could've been a lava lamp and I would've still nutted.
>>149794935>Hussie's mom maiden name is Holiday>Hussie's dad died of ligma >Hussie has a siblingWe know who Noelle's real inspiration is
>>149793098God, I'd love to marry Porrim, and then we can lay together and she can lovingly hotpast me about all the crazy and slutty things she did.
>>149791875>>149795029Just saw this on /aco/. This is ass.
>>149791519I thought it was about Tolkein's work.
>>149796560Doe that got stuck.
Doestuck.
>>149791519It couldn't be, because the same kind of people who Toby hangs out with HATED Tolkien for exactly that.
>"It has been my nightmare that Tolkien would turn out to be the most influential writer of the 20th century">t. Germaine Greer"Stories change in the telling" is something only acceptable if it's their change and their telling.
>>149796620Gerson takes after Tolkien in his general portrayal as an elder statesman of fantasy who used his academic expertise as a springboard for his works, but I think the specific similarities kind of end there. Sure, Tolkien never quite finished The Silmarillion, but his big epic trilogy, the one that everyone knows him for, was Lord of the Rings, and that did get an ending. I admittedly am not familiar at all with what Tolkien thought about adaptations of his work (and there weren't really any major ones until after his death), or about his pop-fantasy imitators (who didn't really start to pick up until the very twilight of his life), but, frankly, I doubt Toby is either. I think Gerson is just supposed to be a mouthpiece for Toby's ideas about art, and the Tolkien similarities are superficial.
>>149796622Doestuck?
DOORSTUCK!
The Homestuck show should have been a pseudo anime comeback like Scott pilgrim. Almost 1 to 1 with the original comic style but tiny liberties for great animation.
>>149791071I don't know how there are even any Homestuck fans left at this point. Must be some kind of masochism thing.