I’ve never been high in my life. Doesn’t really make you want to eat babies like they said in The Simpsons?

>>149790696 (OP)
No.
Most portrayals of drugs in movies/shows/etc is bullshit.

>>149790696 (OP)
Most drugs either make you chill out or basically put you in a catatonic state, although reactions vary depending on the individual, most infamously with alcohol which turns some people into actual monsters while others just fall asleep or act like goofballs. There are a handful of drugs broadly associated with aggression but it's nothing the hippies were doing, that goes against like, their whole vibe maaaaaan.

>>149790696 (OP)
>>149790714
there was an old urban legend back then where a woman tripping on acid put her baby in the oven thinking it was a turkey

I don't think it had any basis in reality.
There are modern cases of women putting their children in ovens but drugs were not involved.

>>149790714
Shut up you dirty hippy.
I bet you are using that reefer right now.

>>149790696 (OP)
don't take advice on the effects of drugs on the body or mind from the following groups:

>4chan
>reddit
>social media
>comment sections
>graffiti
>movies and television
>drug dealers
>drug users
>cops
>friends
>relatives

>>149790781
Nope.
Never smoked weed.

>>149790770
These are the same people who believed Manson mind controlled people with LSD.

>>149790886
CIA did it first

>>149790886
Ah the Manson killings.. more like the Tex Watson killings

>>149791166
true.
>>149791176
huh?

>>149790696 (OP)
Depends on the drug, adrenacrome definitely

What episode is this?

>>149790696 (OP)
Babies are awful.
Puppies are where it's at.
Teriyaki terrier. Szechuan Shar Pei. Honey glazed hounds.

>>149791320
That’s racist.

>>149791691
How?
Hound is generic (European). Terriers are also from Europe. Shar Pei are (google it) from China, okay.
But still.

>>149790696 (OP)
The Simpsons was making fun of fear-mongering drug PSAs with this bit. Honestly, if there's any drug that'll make you accidentally cook your baby it's Ambien.

>>149791192
Charles Manson did not order any killings nor did he partake in any of the killings. It was all Tex Watson who was mad at being screwed over by the LaBiancas for not having his LSD.

Unfortunately yes.

>>149791915
>Honestly, if there's any drug that'll make you accidentally cook your baby it's Ambien
Someone post the Ambien walrus comic

>>149790857
wow, good advice on 4chan, these really are the end days

Realistically though with drug's you either have a fun and chill time or the worse panic attack of your life times 10

>have one marijuana one time
>all it does is make food taste better and make you laugh more
>makes you extremely fucking tired when it wears off
It was fine, I guess. Not at all like what I thought it would be like after all the cartoons I've consumed through my sad, autistic life.

>>149792006
yeah, the only way to make marijuana even remotely like the stereotype is to actually eat a significant amount (because your liver converts it from the base form into a psychoactive compound, which doesn't happen when it's smoked). I had 500mg (approximately 50 edibles' worth) in a hot coffee once and I was high for three days straight, sliding through dimensions and met 'god' (it was just a hallucination, I'm not religious, but it was still a nice experience)

>>149790696 (OP)
No, it's really more about them throwing in your face that they're pedovores without the general public having any idea that they're being mocked. Matt Groening went to Epstein's island.

>>149790696 (OP)
>>149790761
>>149790770
In high school we were told that a guy did drugs, lost his mind and ended up gouging his eyes out.

Marijuana is actually terrible for you. It saps your ambition and rots your brain. You can remain a high-functioning alcoholic a lot better and for a lot longer than you can remain a high-functioning stoner. Both drugs are bad to abuse but weed is worse. Weed will ruin your life and turn you into a fuckup.

From my experience, when you're stoned you don't always get hungry, but you enjoy eating more if that makes sense.
Also while high you're either relaxed, anxious, or feeling like you're gonna die. I had a bad high so I'm taking a break because it felt like my heart was gonna explode for some reason all of a sudden

The most realistic depiction of dude weed lmao is American Dad

>>149792006
>makes food taste better
I don't enjoy losing control of myself, so I've only smoked weed probably three times in my life. First two weren't anything. The third time it hit me like a truck. I stood in the kitchen and struggled to make myself three nutella sandwiches, one after the other. My girlfriend then insisted on sucking my dick and upon cumming time slowed down and my orgasm felt like it lasted over a minute. We then lied around in bed while I laughed at my own jokes. It was a lot of fun, but after a while I became aware of my mind drifting out of normal consciousness and into a weird state where I was watching myself in third person from within my own body. It felt like I'd become one of the little brain gremlins from Inside Out than my full, unified self. This was so unpleasant I haven't done it again in nearly a decade.

>>149793725
I know that feel bro
T. Been up at 3 am stoned leaning on the bathroom sink watching documentaries

>>149790696 (OP)
the simsons gave me a foot fetish, and torture fetish

>>149793223
>my drug GOOD your drug BAD
Both are bad

>>149791980
Pretty much. That is why I stopped. That coin flip isn't worth it.
>>149792006
Yeah it is really underwhelming compared to media depictions. The only time I had anything close is when me and a buddy smoked an utterly unreasonably amount and watched The Dark Crystal.

>>149790696 (OP)
>he's never got lit and had a California cheeseburger

>>149790696 (OP)
Yes. It's called the munchies.

>>149790696 (OP)
Weed just adds a filter onto everything that makes things more interesting in an abstract way, as well as some mild euphoria and but most importantly introspective thoughts that persist even after you stop being high. People that say they stopped smoking because it makes them anxious or feel bad are typically individuals with a heavy conscious that might be bad or have done bad things. It doesn't make them act all crazy though, they usually just sober up and fix their relationships and life.

Drugs you have to watch out for that actually make people do stuff like this is anything dissociative, hypnotic, causes altered states of consciousness(yes even alcohol) or is capable of producing "true hallucinations" (which are different than something you would see on acid for example due to your brain actually believing it to be real.) Stuff like pcp, ketamine, benzos, synthetic cannabis blends, repurposed medicine like dxm syrup, etc can cause some people to have incredibly unpredictable reactions. Best way to describe it is depending on the person they could start to behave like you would if I handed you a controller with GTA on the screen, their brain just kind of goes. I once saw a girl on K dump an entire vase of water on her face, laugh hysterically, huck it a wood fence, and then sit back down as normally as she could like she didn't just do that in front of me and her other druggie friends who were all acting normalish.

>Take a 10mg gummy from the new dispensary that opened up. He called it a free sample.
>10mg concentrated THC. He didn't tell me to not drink, and I had a glass of wine with no dinner.
>Auditory hallucinations.
>Feels like I'm floating out of my body.
>Giggling in the walls.
>My poster turns her face to stare at me, dancing like Kali from the Golden Voyage of Sinbad.
>It commands me to draw something, and I do, which I proceed to bury under ten folders with passwords.
>There is a creature outside my window that states at me with a deformed head and two sickly eyes, which looks at me while making strange sucking noises.
>The room shrinks, trapping me.
>I managed to crawl my way to my Xbox and boot up Rayman Origins.
>Rayman just stares at me. Shaking his head, before saying he doesn't associate with stoners before turning off the Xbox.
>Pass out on the floor.
I don't think he gave me pure THC.

There's only a few drugs that can make you go full blackout retard for hours at a time
>alcohol
>datura
>PCP

Weed is way far down on the list of drugs that can make you eat babies

>>149790770
>>149793114
Anyone seen that 70's Spider-man comic about drugs being bad? There's a guy who gets hide and jumps off a building thinking he can fly. I think it was the first mainstream big two comic to ignore that comics code stamp of approval
I think Osbourne was also addicted to pills in it

>>149794650
I'd risk it to meet my cartoon waifus if I didn't know that a bad trip is as likely as anything positive. Plus I'm just generally paranoid about not being able to trust my own senses and having trouble distinguishing reality from hallucination.

Guess I'll just continue hoping for good dreams.

>>149795133
Cubensis in high doses will turn you into a vegetable too.
>Weed is way far down on the list of drugs that can make you eat babies
No but it will make you a paranoid schizo

>>149794650
>>Rayman just stares at me. Shaking his head, before saying he doesn't associate with stoners before turning off the Xbox.
>>Pass out on the floor.

>>149790857

Should add:

>scientists

>>149795133
Depends if it's laced with something

>>149790696 (OP)
>>149790714
Smoking cigarettes does make you look cool though. Too bad I can't stand the smell of cancer sticks.

>>149790696 (OP)
Different drugs do different things:
Stimulants (coke, meth, adderall) speed you up and make you feel energetic but also shakey and sweaty and uncomfortable
Depressants (alcohol, benzos, xanax etc.) slow you down and sap your energy but leave you disinhibited and without anxiety
Opiates (heroin, oxy/perc, etc.) are super-depressants. They drain you far more but also leave you in a state of bliss. By far the most dangerous of the bunch. If you can at all avoid these during medical treatment then do so.
Hallucinogens (weed, shrooms, LSD, LSA, DMT, etc.) temporarily boost neuroplasticity and allow impulses to take new and different paths in the brain, this is an incredibly subjective experience that varies massively by dose and drug and recipient that can range from feeling like it's your first time eating something you've eaten before or listening to a song to linking wildly disparate concepts to personal revelations all the way up to warped senses or full-on hallucinations

>>149796854
>Weed will make you a schizo!
Correction: weed increases the likelihood someone that is already going to develop schizophrenia will develop it early

>>149797739
cope.

>>149797668
>Looks cool as fuck
>Smells like ass, can give you 40 different kinds of hyper cancer including ones where they have to puncture a hole in your throat so you can survive, can permanently damage your lungs' ability to absorb oxygen
Between this and that recent study showing that drinking also significantly elevates your risk of cancer even in moderate amounts it's like God doesn't want humans to look cool

>>149797739
Weed is also connected with IQ decline and severe paranoia disorders in non-psychosis cases. My family work in social care and young adult mental health screening and one of the leading causes for young adult institutionalization rigjt now is weed induced mental disorders. I was outright told by my parents if I had to do drugs just do the bare minimum of not doing weed. Now, whether modern weed strains is the problem with increased THC levels compared to early cultivated weed is another thing which has nuance, but thr vast majority of weed in the market today are these highly cultivated THC strains.

>>149797779
god wants everyone to be goofy cornball ned flanders type christians

>>149797779
What about red wine? God approves of red wine :(

>>149797800
This but minus the clergy

>>149797808
The study said that even one standard drink a day can elevate it and it's basically the singular most comprehensive study on the connection between alcohol and cancer to date. Part of me doesn't want to believe it because of how many moderate drinkers I've known through my life that lived into their 90s and died of non-cancer-related things, but I also know that anecdotal evidence isn't real evidence. If it's of any solace, it also found that 1 drink isn't -that- bad in terms of how much it elevates it, but it still does.

>>149797796
>IQ decline
an observed decline of a few points specifically in people that smoked heavily before adulthood. Kids shouldn't and don't need to smoke pot, they're high all the time naturally.
That said, and besides that kids shouldn't smoke, IQ is a pretty pointless measure when dealing with less than a standard deviation. People vary +/-10 points every time they take the test.
>Paranoia disorders
Literally not a thing, paranoia from cannabis is an effect during the high not a lingering one. The only significant negative outcome besides schizophrenia on those predisposed is hyperemesis in extremely rare cases of extremely heavy users.
>one of the leading causes for young adult institutionalization rigjt now is weed induced mental disorders
Straight horseshit my guy
>Too much THC!
Retard, three things:
1- cannabis takes effect almost immediately and is thus a drug users titrate (look it up), a stronger strain just means fewer hits to get where you want to be
2 - cannabis works by binding to a limited number of chemical receptors. It doesn't matter how much you smoke or how strong the weed is, there is a hard ceiling.
3 - excess cannabis in the body has no harmful effects and is easily handled by the liver without turnin unto harmful byproducts like the way alcohol turns into acetaldehyde

Sorry kid, your parents are stupid.

>>149790696 (OP)
It's a bit like the alcohol buzz in that you feel more relaxed and disassociated but it's a lot better of a feeling and has none of the downsides of alcohol. You'll get some fun effects in terms of sounds and feelings and a slight headache if you have too much. You'll never get fucked up and unable to do things or puke your guts out or black out like with booze, though some people might throw up the slightest bit if they've smoked too much weed.

>>149795133
Alcohol can’t make you do that.

>>149798134
You've never heard of someone going blackout drunk before? It's like the poster boy for "do too much of it and you can wake up the next morning having done retarded shit you don't clearly remember." Speaking from personal college experience.

>>149797872
Nah, I am sticking to cubes. What my family said tracks with what I see anecdotally with pot smokers.

>>149790696 (OP)
i think the joke is that being high doesn't make you a cannibal, and that they were making up bullshit to scare people away from it

>>149798185
>source: dude trust me!
ok

>>149798580
Thanks for agreeing. I know my own reality

>>149793968
Yes, that's what he said.

>>149797800
does He?

Weed is more dangerous than alcohol by a huge margin.

>>149799950
Trvke